i love how hammond often just stands there like watching his parent arguing to divorce hahaha
@andrewmamarella9053 жыл бұрын
😂😂 couldn’t have described it more accurately myself
@foxyloxyBABE2 жыл бұрын
With his huge eyes and short body yea it does seem this way haha
@anusmcgee41502 жыл бұрын
That's offensive to children of divorce, quite frankly. And that's even funnier. Carry on!
@kingofstuff17322 жыл бұрын
"Dad and dad are arguing again" -Hammond
@tungstenchicken21032 жыл бұрын
He is like. Why did I go to work today.
@TheOneWhoLaughs1012 жыл бұрын
"I am so unspeakably outraged with you" That is the most polite, pissed off response I've ever heard in my life 🤣
@camy205 Жыл бұрын
That was a genuine fight 100%
@fredschriks85544 ай бұрын
"You cannot build a tent by shouting" 😅
@dilfs.91963 жыл бұрын
James staring maniacally at Jeremy whilst holding a big ass plank in his hands ready to cave his head in is pure gold
@captin31492 жыл бұрын
Same with the machete..
@MrWolfSnack2 жыл бұрын
@@captin3149 James was genuinely serious in that clip. Not to behead him but the emotion was real. He is deathly afraid of heights - ironically he is a pilot and has flown many times - but being in a car with shit handling on a dirt road 50,000 feet up while you're constantly rammed at speed from behind hits differently.
@Xtreemo2 жыл бұрын
_"I think you've got something to say to me, haven't you?!"_ Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣
@SpecialOrder935 Жыл бұрын
I remember the bit where they look at him in his tent and he is holding a machete
@Blunderman-rl1hc Жыл бұрын
@@Xtreemo Something along the lines of, "I'm sorry, James. I am a fully rigged, rate A-1, ocean going pillock." 😄😄😄😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 Best insult I've ever heard.
@heezy81783 жыл бұрын
James may's obsessive OCD, Jeremy Clarkson's primal cave man thinking and Richard Hammond's banter is what makes the trio so fun to watch 🤣🤣
@cleverusername93693 жыл бұрын
Saying Obsessive OCD is a little redundant mate, you saying May has Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
@talkeverything18133 жыл бұрын
@@heezy8178 that basic you do not need to be a genius to know that
@exmachina14053 жыл бұрын
@@heezy8178 for the record, I really don't think it matters that much tbh
@nedhopes46373 жыл бұрын
@@cleverusername9369 tautology
@drake_hg2 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@geron2432 жыл бұрын
The most documented battle of ADHD and OCD. Magnificent.
@cataclysm7256 Жыл бұрын
@@chaoticneutral6288yes
@florencewilkinson1152 Жыл бұрын
@@chaoticneutral6288yes
@penisenlargement231911 ай бұрын
Yes
@nopsychology87827 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@pantyosashu81376 ай бұрын
What does Richard have?
@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ133 жыл бұрын
The hilarious thing is, James was originally knocked back from the job because the producers thought he was “too similar” to Jeremy
@foxyloxyBABE2 жыл бұрын
Lmao they didnt factor in his ocd cause its hella hilarious to watch
@HyperVegitoDBZ2 жыл бұрын
James May refused to participate in Season 1 because he didn't believe in the new format of the program.
@SPACECOWBOY7052 жыл бұрын
@@HyperVegitoDBZ The actual truth
@kingoftherevolution48552 жыл бұрын
If you just look at the memes and caricatures, they are opposites
@frasergibson57632 жыл бұрын
@@HyperVegitoDBZ no, he didn’t take part in the first series because he got lost at the 2nd Albert Hall 🤣
@fredschriks85543 жыл бұрын
"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!!"
@kael24503 жыл бұрын
"I had this bomb"
@vitsobotka62683 жыл бұрын
Nooo you Gotta lift it
@Briggers08103 жыл бұрын
I liked where James asked if the show was being broadcast after the watershed, then swore.
@Ryan.C979983 жыл бұрын
@@kael2450 "That'll buffed out"
@marcoAKAjoe3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@JahKnow_z3 жыл бұрын
"James is killing Jeremy... I think things are going well!" 😂
@AvenirRacing3 жыл бұрын
"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!" Fucking cracks me up every time. There's so much genuine anger in that one line.
@sumukhapk41362 жыл бұрын
“It’ll buff out” just takes the cherry
@cabnbeeschurgr Жыл бұрын
And then "is this airing at 10 o'clock on BBC?" "Yes" "Are we past the watershed?" "Yes" "You're a fu-" *cut to next scene*
@sivanvarnakulasingam66793 жыл бұрын
Quite frankly most of these arguments are purely based on James May's OCD. Which is pure gold!
@saltananda32273 жыл бұрын
And Jeremy knowing exactly how to push his buttons
@JiminyClarkson3 жыл бұрын
It's pretty much not so different from the James May OCD compilation
@MrEvan3122 жыл бұрын
Well, a combination of his OCD and Jeremy's complete lack of patience; quite literally the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object.
@zechmalone85912 жыл бұрын
“i’m so unspeakably outraged with you” yet it sounds like it’s out of a childrens book 😂
@SilverHyozanryu3 жыл бұрын
James' and Jeremy's chemistry has always been my favorite part of the shows (No disrespect for Hammond, I love and would never remove him from them).
@medilyesoudhini74113 жыл бұрын
You know what, for years and years I've been asking myself who my favorite one is and I couldn't decide between the 3 of em, but now that you put it that way I think you helped me decide 😂
@Mthomas711883 жыл бұрын
Who’s Hammond?
@lewishamilton.f1.443 жыл бұрын
@@Mthomas71188 the short one who crashes everything he has driven in also called hamster
@deveshshah29633 жыл бұрын
They are the heart and brain of show and proved that they can do a show alone and still succeed , people watch Hammond only when he falls
@lewishamilton.f1.443 жыл бұрын
@@deveshshah2963 he also can be pretty funny remember that episode from tg where he was trapped on a Mountain or that episode where he yells and shouts whille on a bicycle
@superyid20103 жыл бұрын
Simply the most entertaining television series of all time.
@tylerkulchinsky21672 жыл бұрын
The most entertaining television series... IN THE WORLD
@34LOLWTF Жыл бұрын
No contest. I've seen these clips so many times and I still lose it every time.
@pwrkeyring46192 жыл бұрын
Having grown up and matured watching this show, I now realise that James was very correct in everything he did.
@liamjames3952 жыл бұрын
Nah not quite. The scoreboard one was genuinely irrelevant as they were doing different things so James didn't necessarily need to do that
@pwrkeyring46192 жыл бұрын
@@liamjames395 true, however that was all set up and scripted. Even though they said it wasn’t scripted, you can easily tell it was all premeditated. For the GT stuff a lot of what he did was not from him, however with TG being less scripted, it was more him and more off his own back. For example the “taste the difference cheese” analogy he have while talking about a Ferrari on a news segment in TG, it made perfect sense, even though Hammond and Clarkson were ridiculing it. Stuff he did was good, not stuff he was told to do, generally.
@intorsusvolo78342 жыл бұрын
Except navigation.
@pwrkeyring46192 жыл бұрын
@@intorsusvolo7834 “Maidstone” “You mean Maidenhead” yes very true
@simgobel4962 жыл бұрын
what about the seasalt thing
@Sam18C3 жыл бұрын
I'm totally with James on that first argument "It does matter it's people's lunches!" He knew the consequences if somebody didn't get their lunch
@captin31492 жыл бұрын
I mean, Jeremy himself proved that right a couple years prior....
@Sam18C2 жыл бұрын
@@captin3149 yeah, that was the joke
@farhanatashiga37212 жыл бұрын
Ends up being a moot point because he ended up being the one that didn't make it because he got lost.
@Snowfang002 жыл бұрын
There were people waiting at the station who would make sure it gets delivered to the right person.
@PianoKwanMan2 жыл бұрын
@@farhanatashiga3721 I don't think leaving with all the time would have helped him at all.
@AlgeArid3 жыл бұрын
I love how Hammond is like the child in their dysfunctional marriage
@simgobel Жыл бұрын
Yeah good way of putting it
@DioTheGreatOne2 ай бұрын
A child with severe ADHD
@thatblue19822 жыл бұрын
This is what new top gear cannot ever recreate. You can have every hypercar on the show but nothing beats two blokes arguing.
@badtotheappendixx2 жыл бұрын
the new hosts are far too safe and over-friendly it’s just not good telly
@Goady10002 жыл бұрын
@@badtotheappendixx it's alright tbf just not a patch on these 3 - I'd be happy if they took the racer out lol
@KiwiSpartan012 жыл бұрын
@@badtotheappendixx is top gear still going
@TaxingIsThieving Жыл бұрын
Bet you like watching two blokes 'arguing'.
@PneumatinisPlaktukas15Ай бұрын
@TaxingIsThieving yes as a matter of fact, we do enjoy watching two men arguing (no idea why you felt the need to put it in quotes lol)
@williamritson6357 Жыл бұрын
This is what real friendships looks like. Honest and open. They express themselves but don't take offence. It's heartwarming to watch really. They're like brothers.
@isaacschmitt48032 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how calm James is after Clarkson gets him with the hose. Like he's dealing with an unruly toddler that doesn't know any better. Which, it's Clarkson. . .
@toypop962 жыл бұрын
Even better, he mentions on the DVD commentary that he was honestly close to considering punching Clarkson for that but stopped because of the camera. Seemed calm on the surface but was really fed up underneath.
@illumynarty Жыл бұрын
9:35 I have no idea why this clip is funnier than all the clips in this video. The absolute sarcasm in that delivery was flawless
@lukecharles3880 Жыл бұрын
"I am so unspeakably outraged at you." - James May I love this man
@ninaa41923 жыл бұрын
This video in a nutshell is Hammond standing in the middle of James and Jeremy as they try to rip each other's head off lol.
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
As someone else described, he's like a kid watching his parents argue for a divorce. And I can see why, his short stature and large eyes still make him look young even though he has a goatee now
@N-GinAndTonicTM Жыл бұрын
"Is it 10 O'clock on BBC 2?" "Yes" "Is it beyond the watershed?" "Yes" "You're a fu-"
@gfys756 Жыл бұрын
I think I caught a bit of James saying "think how fussy YOU are about those things..." around 0:28 in regards to people's lunches. It's funny knowing that Jeremy slugged a producer over lunch or dinner. This Trio just gets funnier and funnier, even unwittingly. A Masterpiece.
@ClimbingEasy3 жыл бұрын
James May is my spirit animal.
@skullergaming20222 жыл бұрын
same
@t.t.a69322 жыл бұрын
"You're not building your shed, you're naming your tools!" 😆😆😆
@michaelramsey822 жыл бұрын
"I'm looking for the sodding socket thing that you need to take that out! Do you know where it is? Do you know where it is?" "No! No!" "Do you know what it looks like?" "Yes!" "No you don't!" - my 2 brain cells arguing with each other
@scsutton12 жыл бұрын
8:23 That is the single greatest statement James May has ever made.
@mycroftsanchez9012 жыл бұрын
And even now, watching these old clips over and over again is about a million times better than the 'new' Top Gear!
@disgruntledkitten91273 жыл бұрын
James: I'm clever and I know things, I like art, science and manly things and walk with an air of decorum and British grace. Jezza: Brown food, brown drink, speed, explosions and the Jaagggg!!
@ThatOneDane2 жыл бұрын
You forgot one important thing: POWAAAAAAH!
@svr7823 Жыл бұрын
0:54 "go and wash the car" May said calmly
@ShartSydePhil3 жыл бұрын
I love how the two blokes with shovels at 2:57 are practically doing nothing
@MotoHikes3 жыл бұрын
About right for a labourer in the UK
@MrWolfSnack2 жыл бұрын
lol i think what they were trying to do is loosen the sod and make a patch of dirt for gardening but yeah basically just cocking about
@Lol-oq7th2 жыл бұрын
@@MotoHikes probably any labourer with a shovel anywhere mate ahah
@eltoro132 жыл бұрын
Even better that the one with the white tracksuit is top gear producer andy willman
@mycroftsanchez9012 жыл бұрын
One of them is Andy Wilman, the genius behind the show.
@debestcanadian Жыл бұрын
10:03 "That's just childish and doesn't solve the argument!" Kills me everytime
@andrewb40592 жыл бұрын
“James is killing Jeremy. Things are going very well” killed me
@idontdovarioustasksАй бұрын
Richard hammond has excellent comic timing
@PeppeQuintile942 жыл бұрын
The trio is history, change my mind. Love these to bits
@decodolly15353 жыл бұрын
I'd have assumed that May going at Clarkson with a machete would be considered a little beyond "bickering" 😊
@mrjohn.whereyoufrom3 жыл бұрын
And the throwing of a rock at Clarkson. May looked genuinely pissed off at that moment.
@matthew_natividad2 жыл бұрын
One of the few times he’s thought of killing Jeremy
@dmgroberts54712 жыл бұрын
Putting a machete against someone's face is a VERY convincing argument that they should not bump your car again on the death road.
@violenttugboat39232 жыл бұрын
Being a mechanic I feel May's pain with the missing socket. My tool box has to be organized just right. Jeremy would drive me nuts to lol 😆
@takumi20232 жыл бұрын
he already does lol
@nielslauridsen23233 жыл бұрын
I think Hammond sums it up perfectly: "This could go on..."
@denzelpower3 жыл бұрын
"Now their having a waterfight"😂
@EGLEWRRR2 жыл бұрын
Poor Hammond. He comes across as the long-suffering child whose parents won't stop arguing :(
@DiegoF1ores3 жыл бұрын
never stop watching a compilation of this trio so fast to see another compilation of this trio well... in this case duo
@Andre-uu5xv2 жыл бұрын
9:35 Easily my favorite clip lmao
@TheSteves753 жыл бұрын
The dog pissing on the food got me dying.
@disaffectedmale2 жыл бұрын
In a land full of rampant disease and rampant apathy about said disease, a drop of dog piss is the last of their worries.
@DarrenMc3 жыл бұрын
James is usually the one who is right though and he's just trying to rein in Jeremy's childishness and stop him doing something stupid because of it
@MaggotDiggo13 жыл бұрын
The poor bloke lost his job at the BBC because of Clarkson's childishness.
@rhyshenderson36433 жыл бұрын
@@MaggotDiggo1 he didn’t, they left by choice after jeremy got fired
@MaggotDiggo13 жыл бұрын
@@rhyshenderson3643 Technically yes, the other two left by their own accord. In practice, they had little other option. The show wouldn't have had the same success without Clarkson. My argument boils down to: If Clarkson hadn't been a wanker, the three of them (May included) would still be doing Top Gear at the BBC.
@user-hj6tt7jf8w3 жыл бұрын
@@MaggotDiggo1 I mean he only got fired because the general population think he’s an idiot, so they took the side of the guy he had the fight with, who punched clarkson and didn’t get fired.
@defeqel65373 жыл бұрын
@@MaggotDiggo1 While it might not be true, they've all mentioned how liberating it's been not working for BBC
@vertsk8er4193 жыл бұрын
what exactly is a "fully rigged, rate A1 ocean-going pillock"?
@HyperVegitoDBZ2 жыл бұрын
Something spectacular I believe
@machirim28052 жыл бұрын
means Clarkson is really good at being a pillock
@ospreyphil89952 жыл бұрын
Those are all Nautical terms to describe the sea worthiness of a ship Not the pillock bit obviously
@alfiewhitson77262 жыл бұрын
Well if you're being literal about it, precisely that, I would've thought
@DG-mg9yn3 жыл бұрын
They are the squabbling siblings of Top Gear. Wouldn't get that on new Top Gear.
@nobodyspecial64363 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t know a thing about new Top Gear…. As far as I’m concerned the show ended when these 3 left and/or were fired….
@vikingsmb3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyspecial6436 well said, I havent watched the new top gear, and by the looks of things its crap, i'm going to watch the grand tour as it looks funny
@laurenz45283 жыл бұрын
What is top gear?
@marcoAKAjoe3 жыл бұрын
@@vikingsmb it's informative, but not entertaining.
@oliviersavard86762 жыл бұрын
It's been seven years, I don't exactly think it's "new" Top Gear anymore
@alext25662 жыл бұрын
These guys are like 3 brothers: James is the responsible, short-tempered oldest, Hammond the mediating, emotionally neglected middle child, Clarkson the spoiled and annoying, yet strangely charismatic youngest.
@kinnikuboneman2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Jeremy is the oldest
@alext25662 жыл бұрын
@@kinnikuboneman Chronologically yes. He's about 13 mentally though haha
@bravozulu03802 жыл бұрын
I would put hammond as the youngest whos just happy to be there
@Jo3man96 Жыл бұрын
Speaking as a middle child of 3 lads (men, really, my younger brother is 23 and my older brother is a parent), I’d say their real ages line up with how me and my brothers tend to be, my older brother being a bit daft and impatient, me being pedantic, and my little brother either giving out one liners or just being happy to be there and be the little one (figuratively speaking, anyway, i’m the tallest and my and my little brother are noticeably taller than our older brother)
@areteees9 ай бұрын
4:00 "I'm sorry James, I am a fully rigged, rate A1, ocean-going pillock" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Greig300 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been a big fan of top gear for a very long time.. I didn’t realise how much they two actually bickered together until seeing this compilation lol
@joshkeene84572 жыл бұрын
“JAAAMMMMEEES!!” *”wot?”*
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
*"STOP FILING!!"*
@schipholspottersams3 жыл бұрын
Hi Niks V, I discovered your channel this year and I’d like to say thank you for making me laugh with these compilations you make. They are brilliant and I admire the fact you keep finding new subjects even though there are only a certain number of shows to choose from. Keep it up and a new year mate. Cheers
@Donuttman23232 жыл бұрын
Every SINGLE time I come to watch anything these are in it never fails to be the best thing ever
@ET-Gamer2 жыл бұрын
James and Jeremy are like a married couple when they argue, and Hammond is like their child who stays quiet and occasionally tries to stop them from fighting.
@StandupRoss3 жыл бұрын
This is the happiest you will ever see them. They are like an old married couple
@Cdot22 жыл бұрын
“That’s just childish and doesn’t solve the argument” 😂
@michaelvillarama75842 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I have to thank my younger brother for introducing me to Top Gear. I cannot get enough from these three laughing at them bickering.
@dan00511 ай бұрын
This is just pure gold
@wesley77532 жыл бұрын
1:47 🤣 this gets me every time
@dealt2 ай бұрын
Pure frustration from Jeremy😂
@park11802 жыл бұрын
This helps me unwind and fall asleep when I can’t sleep
@nerdify37802 жыл бұрын
"Now they're having a water fight. Gentleman!"
@monke67762 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of arguing with my brothers Love you guys
@sierrathewolf41743 жыл бұрын
James knows that organization is the key. I built 2 bookcases and the first one took about 10 hours and almost all of the cuss words known to man. The time I organized things, took 5 hours and only one
@tareekellis95832 жыл бұрын
"Fully rigged rate a1 ocean going pillock" is now my go-to insult
@idgaf52523 жыл бұрын
Best thing I've seen all day
@TehRuiAlv3z3 жыл бұрын
JAMES! What? STOP FILLING! I'M LOOKING FOR THE SODDING SOCKET THING YOU NEED... 😂
@Heiteinah2 жыл бұрын
3:44 just makes me laugh so much !
@El-Mac795 Жыл бұрын
Love how hammond is always like the child stuck inbetween two parents arguing 😂
@charleysonnydickinsonvuori7833 Жыл бұрын
i can relate to Hammond. it's like that with my parents.
@CreedBrattonTheOffice2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the shed being destroyed several times was one of the funniest things they ever did, and it wasn't even a Top Gear episode!
@DokkaChapman2 жыл бұрын
I feel for James, I really do.
@apelincoln16163 ай бұрын
They both have valid points. Sometimes you just need to get it done and sometimes you have to take your time and make sure it's done right
@SwanShot2 жыл бұрын
7:05 me arguing with my thesis supervisor about the practicalities of using table salt mixed with water vs using sea salt mixed with water to raise brine shrimp for an experiment to test toxicity, then later having the same argument of setting an agar medium to grow algae on
@liamtaylor8492 жыл бұрын
0:52 Damit! I spat my drink out 😆
@romanwolfli62733 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: “You don’t need a brush” *Worried Canadian noises*
@jeromekrupp31163 жыл бұрын
This is why I love them!
@lancearp73896 ай бұрын
Greatest trio in television history
@jbee97132 жыл бұрын
The thing is, they are two different extremes and it's hilarious to watch. I know I would get frustrated at Mays naming spaners and inability to hurry up and I would get equally annoyed at Clarksons shoot first, ask questions later attitude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 There's also the fact that Clarkson has said before that he doesn't respond well to shouting, but he's the first to shout orders 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RobTheEnbyАй бұрын
3:32 I love how casually Jeremy says 'I had this bomb...'
@RobertHarr1son2 жыл бұрын
It still surprises me how James managed to hold himself from bludgening Jeremy in the head with a shovel
@foxyloxyBABE3 жыл бұрын
Like what people say: James: oldest child with ocd Jeremy: middle child who looks sensible but likes to wreck havoc Richard: the hyperactive youngest kid All of them are chaotic, but only jeremy is chaotic evil. Legit.
@OrangeUtan12 жыл бұрын
James: chaotic good Richard: chaotic neutral Jeremy: chaotic evil
@talkshow69 Жыл бұрын
It's funny because Jeremy is the oldest.
@JamaicanCastle Жыл бұрын
As a middle child, James has middle child energy. Jeremy is definitely the oldest child of the bunch.
@ej98552 ай бұрын
What’s hilarious is that the two of them actually have good points on either end of the argument
4:25-4:38 With my eyes closed, I couldn’t tell the difference between James and Jeremy starring in a porn film or James and Jeremy building a tent in the middle of the Arctic Ocean
@carlh4293 ай бұрын
James and Jeremy are like an old married couple 😂😂😂
@sjfoster122 жыл бұрын
3:56 - me trying to make small talk
@MrMcChuckles954 ай бұрын
"Are we beyond the watershed?" "Yes" "You're a f......" 😅
@EzraDair2 ай бұрын
I love how James had his long hair through almost the entirety of his career but every time it’s a different look
@FirstNameMiddleNameLastName2 жыл бұрын
2:57 I never noticed it before but Hammond has a wee on the tree in the background
@alf370710 ай бұрын
9:39 that roast ...
@globox19987 ай бұрын
"I Had this bomb... That will buff out" one of my favourite Clarkson quotes
@beccanamjoon Жыл бұрын
This is my favourite compilation EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maccaplays69212 жыл бұрын
These 3 together are fantastic 😅
@frosts19567 ай бұрын
cant get over how similar this was to my father and I when i was a kid, funny thing is my dad was always clarkson lol
@maxesandaces92483 жыл бұрын
My preference in Entertainment comes to the point where I enjoy watching and listening to a bunch of middle aged men bicker about various things. No complaints so far.
@ModishShrink3 ай бұрын
Jeremy: This car is absolutely rubbish Richard: This car is absolutely wonderful James: So I've read the owner's manual...
@Courtesyflush524 ай бұрын
I don’t believe for one second that there’s only 10 minutes of these two arguing
@MCO182 ай бұрын
“Much as I think he’s a knob, I quite like working with Jeremy.” -James May
@Vykandar3 ай бұрын
9:36 that level of sarcarm is almost tangible 😂
@teodorterzievski6877 Жыл бұрын
The best trio in history
@ryanwilliams42232 ай бұрын
James fuming at Jezza for the entire Polar special was hilarious. That Michael Parkinson joke from Jezza was next level 😂
@bravozulu03802 жыл бұрын
This trio almost perfectly represents myself and my younger brothers. Utter chaos and inexplicable bedlam.
@Vollification2 жыл бұрын
Because it is always you "older brothers" that makes life miserable for the rest of us! If I had my way anyone that is a "big brother" would be sent into the salt mines!