History of The Saint's Corpse in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

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@painfulhappiness2940
@painfulhappiness2940 5 жыл бұрын
Part1-3: it was the vampires. Part4-6: it was the arrows. Part7-8 (and probably 9): IT WAS JESUS!!!
@sinistor3727
@sinistor3727 4 жыл бұрын
JESUS FUCKING CHRISE
@ansuz5903
@ansuz5903 4 жыл бұрын
Bet Jesus was actually blessed by Cthulhu or some shit in part 10
@itsyuboi3218
@itsyuboi3218 4 жыл бұрын
Stolen Movies 4 Free lol
@adealtas
@adealtas 4 жыл бұрын
inb4 part 9's main jojo is jesus
@ansuz5903
@ansuz5903 4 жыл бұрын
And Jesus WEPT
@Bowfella
@Bowfella 3 жыл бұрын
Araki's dedication must've been insane to write the Bible as a teaser to reveal JJBA almost 2000 years later
@Gloomdrake
@Gloomdrake 2 жыл бұрын
If he really was a vampire, he could have
@electric_creeper
@electric_creeper 2 жыл бұрын
You're telling me Araki was Paul the disciple
@luz2949
@luz2949 Жыл бұрын
For real bro
@neutralplayeroflol5722
@neutralplayeroflol5722 Жыл бұрын
Jesus, the first Jojo and the founder of Hamon
@Bowfella
@Bowfella Жыл бұрын
@@solarbison27 For For Real
@LPTV84
@LPTV84 4 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, this truly is the oddest non canonical gospel. Practically Bizarre.
@LuffymanYT
@LuffymanYT 3 жыл бұрын
I agree 🤣
@okaoka2094
@okaoka2094 3 жыл бұрын
TIME WILL COME JJBA PART 7 WILL BE SEEN AS A PART OF THE APOCRYPHAL BOOKS
@skwidperson3634
@skwidperson3634 3 жыл бұрын
this is like running in to a wall of spikes. i finally find my favorite anime and all the sudden it becomes blasphemy
@Joseph-do9nz
@Joseph-do9nz 3 жыл бұрын
@@skwidperson3634 How is it blasphemy? I personally loved how he used christianity, but still respected it quite a lot. That's more than what I can say for most western productions which portrays all religion as evil.
@TheAlmightyFather
@TheAlmightyFather 3 жыл бұрын
@@skwidperson3634 fuck blasphemy. I am christian but that doesn't mean i do not enjoy lores which involve christianity ven in the vilest sense. Afterall, history of christianity is too fucked up to even call some things blasphemous
@rxan2452
@rxan2452 3 жыл бұрын
Part 1: Dio vs Jonathan Part 7: *"Jesus tells a crippled man to kill the president of the USA"*
@cotocoyerakson8195
@cotocoyerakson8195 2 жыл бұрын
Part 8: Kiko from Chaves have 4 balls
@paaji1
@paaji1 Жыл бұрын
@@cotocoyerakson8195 part 9: *INFINITE LOOP OF DEATH*
@mrszmatan2727
@mrszmatan2727 Жыл бұрын
He also tells him to shoot himself
@evergreatest7789
@evergreatest7789 Жыл бұрын
That is blasphemy against our lord and savior Jesus Christ. SHAME on the creator of this anime
@nguyentandung42
@nguyentandung42 4 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@paaji1more like: gen z drug dealer teen gets filthy rich.
@timothyng3226
@timothyng3226 5 жыл бұрын
I like how araki can make even a high religious figure like Jesus into a JoJo reference
@Ebola-Kun
@Ebola-Kun 5 жыл бұрын
Timothy Ng And gets little to no backlash
@kaladin8081
@kaladin8081 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he gave us Speedwagon, so we had the presence of Jesus in JoJo since the first part.
@AzraelSoulHunter
@AzraelSoulHunter 5 жыл бұрын
Not only that but Jesus is a Jojo, Joshua bar Joseph is his true name (Jojo).
@oquitbootz
@oquitbootz 5 жыл бұрын
Robert Wiech yeshua yoseph YeYo reference lel
@slapttastic
@slapttastic 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Stand: Stairway to Heaven.
@konnosx1213
@konnosx1213 5 жыл бұрын
Judas : Awaken my Messiah! Jesus : *Aztec Dubstep*
@crystalalumina
@crystalalumina 4 жыл бұрын
Jewish dupstep
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 4 жыл бұрын
Instead of AYAYAYAYA, it's HALLELUJAH!
@scoobersceeber9021
@scoobersceeber9021 4 жыл бұрын
*Church Organs can be heard playing the Pillar Men's theme
@coolstarb.
@coolstarb. 4 жыл бұрын
@@margarethmichelina5146 Pucci agrees
@royaltycomics
@royaltycomics 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't he betray Jesus?
@theinformantky9332
@theinformantky9332 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all just gonna ignore how this man explains of all of the Who Shot Johnny Joestar Arc in mere seconds?
@ray2426
@ray2426 3 жыл бұрын
@@rohan2558 lol lol lolol lol lol olol iuhygt gfvcdzsWQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqasdxcvcZxcvhj
@nexus8824
@nexus8824 3 жыл бұрын
Here's the thing he is racist, I don't know if he still is.
@theinformantky9332
@theinformantky9332 3 жыл бұрын
@@nexus8824 well yeah, while he's not exactly a good person, his point is still valid
@Struggler3831
@Struggler3831 3 жыл бұрын
@@nexus8824 hamon beat is racist?
@Struggler3831
@Struggler3831 3 жыл бұрын
@@nexus8824 what’d he say?
@treeman73272
@treeman73272 3 жыл бұрын
I just love that there's a stand called civil war, and it's ability is PTSD
@davestrider2389
@davestrider2389 5 жыл бұрын
*Jesus whispering in Johnny’s ear* : Do you believe in gravity?
@user_veegoevers
@user_veegoevers 5 жыл бұрын
Made in heaven Vs Tusk act 4
@user-vs6oe8fl3m
@user-vs6oe8fl3m 5 жыл бұрын
@@user_veegoevers I don't believe Johnny would br able even to aim at him
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 5 жыл бұрын
Johny: Gyro! My part is broken.
@theflashgordon193
@theflashgordon193 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny : Yes and I was right it turn to be a good movie after all !
@funnyvalentine1357
@funnyvalentine1357 5 жыл бұрын
Is magenta magenta not right?
@atrep4585
@atrep4585 5 жыл бұрын
*Jo* shua bar *Jo* seph Part 9 Jojo confirmed
@boulder6578
@boulder6578 5 жыл бұрын
*Jo* nah's Bizarre Adventure with the whale
@EzartJMir
@EzartJMir 5 жыл бұрын
Boul der araki already mention who's the new JoJo in part 9 in the interview
@Kepin151
@Kepin151 4 жыл бұрын
@@EzartJMir who?
@EzartJMir
@EzartJMir 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kepin151 emporio,
@Kepin151
@Kepin151 4 жыл бұрын
@@EzartJMir he's not from joestar bloodline
@awpogon3891
@awpogon3891 2 жыл бұрын
I always imagine DP asking a voice actor for part 7 be like "You wanna voice Jesus?"
@genghiskhan5701
@genghiskhan5701 2 жыл бұрын
VA: Oh for a new Bible anime? DP: Umm yes sorta.
@mysticmongrel1289
@mysticmongrel1289 2 жыл бұрын
Oh gods, I'm a Pagan and would love to be this person
@ZAPRST8879
@ZAPRST8879 Жыл бұрын
@@genghiskhan5701 late but technically it can be considered bible story for like one chapter (the origin of the saints corpse)
@Icedsobaka
@Icedsobaka Жыл бұрын
But he has no lines tho, He's a corpse
@oh.749
@oh.749 Жыл бұрын
@@Icedsobaka be talks to Johnny and he talks in a flashback
@federalcasemaker
@federalcasemaker 4 жыл бұрын
So let's see: Johnny: Wants to prove himself Gyro: Save an executed child Diego: Money time Hotpants: Traitor's Requiem Valentine: My actions are utterly unclouded *Jesus whispers "they are"* shut up!
@BobbinRobbin777
@BobbinRobbin777 4 жыл бұрын
pocoloco: *money time 2, electric boogalo*
@jamescallanan2443
@jamescallanan2443 2 жыл бұрын
Did that kid end up saved or executed? I have a shitty memory
@gamergod8210
@gamergod8210 2 жыл бұрын
@peepee poopoo I’m pretty sure Johnny only joined the SBR race because he was one of the main protagonists, thus the story would go on and Johnny gets the saints left arm getting tusk, and yeah
@restuhernando
@restuhernando 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamescallanan2443 he got amnesty and died of cold
@John34bruh
@John34bruh 6 ай бұрын
@@gamergod8210he joined because of the spin helping him
@Bonejamerr
@Bonejamerr 5 жыл бұрын
When I saw Jesus introduced in JoJo, I knew why the series is the 2nd most popular manga world-wide.
@j.e.6901
@j.e.6901 5 жыл бұрын
Where did u see that? I wanna see that because if it's true my faith in humanity is restored. If not then I ABANDON MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
@Bonejamerr
@Bonejamerr 5 жыл бұрын
@@j.e.6901 Don't know if you're joking, but he appears in part 7 as the holy corpse.
@supiriorironmantheillumina689
@supiriorironmantheillumina689 5 жыл бұрын
Bone Daddy I think he means where did u see the series was 2nd most popular manga
@Bonejamerr
@Bonejamerr 5 жыл бұрын
@@supiriorironmantheillumina689 oh, I don't remember, I just remember it was a top 100 manga world-wide thing and it was number 2, right below Fullmetal Alchemsit, and right above Berserk.
@rudys.artous5477
@rudys.artous5477 5 жыл бұрын
Its not the most popular manga. Its the second most highly rated manga, having 9.2 for the rating. Its on the top manga list from MyAnimeList
@onlycoIlect
@onlycoIlect 5 жыл бұрын
Ive read part 7 of the bible i know this already
@HeroesHoshi
@HeroesHoshi 5 жыл бұрын
I still remember the part where Jesus walked on the sea with the power of spin beneath his feet. Gives me goosebumps every day, especially when he said "Pizza mozzarella~"
@enderwolfherowolf7572
@enderwolfherowolf7572 5 жыл бұрын
I rrmber on the bible when god ora ora satan in to the next world
@HeroesHoshi
@HeroesHoshi 5 жыл бұрын
@@enderwolfherowolf7572 Dude spoilers.
@phantasosxgames8488
@phantasosxgames8488 5 жыл бұрын
@@enderwolfherowolf7572 remember when David defeated Goliath with a Hamon Overdrive?
@ironichoodies
@ironichoodies 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the many times Jesus used Crazy Diamond to heal people
@ShadowFox10587O
@ShadowFox10587O 4 жыл бұрын
Me: this series can't get any more bizarre Araki: tuning people into dinosaurs *WITH JESUS POWERS*
@herosama19
@herosama19 3 жыл бұрын
This is beyond bizzare that why we love jojo
@garfieldsmutenthusiast
@garfieldsmutenthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
Velocipastor
@nokiagt
@nokiagt 2 жыл бұрын
@@garfieldsmutenthusiast no
@myusername3689
@myusername3689 2 жыл бұрын
@@nokiagt hell the fuckin’ yes
@GetMellowed
@GetMellowed 2 жыл бұрын
@@garfieldsmutenthusiast Hell yeah
@Lepsuzzz
@Lepsuzzz 4 жыл бұрын
the title should be “jojo alternate universe explained in 13 min”
@rorybranos
@rorybranos 3 жыл бұрын
Found you 😉
@ihatealmosteverythingequal820
@ihatealmosteverythingequal820 2 жыл бұрын
lmao true, this is literally about the entire story not only corpse
@TheHeroOfTomorrow
@TheHeroOfTomorrow 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Joseph of Arimathea was a Jojo.
@nevezetesazonossag
@nevezetesazonossag 5 жыл бұрын
Nah...Jesus was a Jojo
@extrajerky2940
@extrajerky2940 5 жыл бұрын
@@nevezetesazonossag Josus Johovah
@user-vs6oe8fl3m
@user-vs6oe8fl3m 5 жыл бұрын
@@extrajerky2940 Yoshua of Yeruzalem
@alvaromarjalizo5904
@alvaromarjalizo5904 5 жыл бұрын
Josus of jorusalem
@slapttastic
@slapttastic 5 жыл бұрын
The names Jesus Joestar, n I'm on thot patrol.
@riccardotavano9713
@riccardotavano9713 5 жыл бұрын
And then one day the saint's corpse will be assembled by the hand of a new villain, but in the direst moment, instead of giving the villain unlimited powers. The corpse will stand up, revived. Striking a Jojo pose and announcing himself as the founder of the Jojo's bloodline. Defeating the enemy with his omnipotent reality bending stand.
@phantasosxgames8488
@phantasosxgames8488 5 жыл бұрын
his Stand would be Hallellujah Over Heaven.
@infnite.6938
@infnite.6938 4 жыл бұрын
No he is already back and his name is Araki
@aleksmanalacss3491
@aleksmanalacss3491 4 жыл бұрын
I think jesus when assembled by someone stand who can "revive anyone if the body parts are found" this guy is not yet introduced jesus being revived will cause jesus resetting the universe into the original jojoverse continuing the real part 7 this universe is simply a sidestory
@HullsColby
@HullsColby 4 жыл бұрын
But that would need a huge melting pot like how it happened in part 6 and showing the ultimate reveal of thing is really happening.
@TheShinblast
@TheShinblast 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't jesus stand literally the Love Train?
@dienstaghd5815
@dienstaghd5815 4 жыл бұрын
So pretty much Jesus is getting kidnapped left and right
@milkyjuice646
@milkyjuice646 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@josukegappyhigashikata6537
@josukegappyhigashikata6537 4 жыл бұрын
Its like that one cliche scene of 2 kids pulling at a doll while screaming "NO, ITS MINE!" Except it's the corpse of Jesus.
@GeorgeCowsert
@GeorgeCowsert 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love how Araki handled the incorporation of Jesus. He didn't make Jesus do much, but the ramifications of what he left behind were absolutely massive, and the power that comes from harnessing his very corpse is astonishing. It means, at least in JoJo's, that Jesus' miracles happened, and that it's theoretically possible for other people to perform those same miracles if they reach the same divine level as Jesus. It makes you wonder if Jesus came to the Americas to perform Dio's heaven ritual to fully realize his enlightenment, and that the story of Jesus dying to "wash away our sins" was him using his version of Made in Heaven to help us.
@datboy038
@datboy038 2 жыл бұрын
He also included Greek gods and other ghosts just incase people felt left out. Im sure he’ll incorporate other religions.
@R5x495
@R5x495 2 жыл бұрын
@@datboy038 it would be sick seeing araki involving the Greek pantheon into Jojo‘s or Ghosts or general more mysthic things
@darksith7282
@darksith7282 2 жыл бұрын
@@R5x495 rohan ovas be like
@SquarebobYT
@SquarebobYT Жыл бұрын
Cant even pray correctly in ohio
@adachi535
@adachi535 5 жыл бұрын
*Holy corpse exist* Funny Valentine: it's free real estate.
@hr-g4640
@hr-g4640 5 жыл бұрын
#MAGA
@milagroman75
@milagroman75 5 жыл бұрын
The real estate is for Jim Boonie and Jim Boonie only (Jim if you're reading this come claim your real estate)
@vicspanish9097
@vicspanish9097 5 жыл бұрын
If you accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you'll be gifted a stand.
@qualivia
@qualivia 5 жыл бұрын
*grabs giant cross* where do I sign up
@Densester
@Densester 5 жыл бұрын
*drinks 2 gallons of holy water* Aight
@purpleey
@purpleey 5 жыл бұрын
*holds up bible* say no more
@Chensoman
@Chensoman 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't acquired my stand yet, what gives?
@vssparkplug472
@vssparkplug472 5 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@smurgerburger
@smurgerburger 4 жыл бұрын
I love how I'm actually a. Christian that means my stand ability will soon come to me and I just don't know it
@scoobersceeber9021
@scoobersceeber9021 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus will slap you with a severed hand and you will fuse with it
@josukegappyhigashikata6537
@josukegappyhigashikata6537 4 жыл бұрын
Don't some of the corpse parts do the same thing as the miracles Jesus did in the bible? Such as making a blind man see (when gyro had the eye and could see stands) or Johnny (spoiler) Had the full corpse and could move his legs once again?
@rhysjonsmusic
@rhysjonsmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Do you believe in gravity?
@smurgerburger
@smurgerburger 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhysjonsmusic hey I read that part
@smurgerburger
@smurgerburger 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it part 6
@mike_caro_3086
@mike_caro_3086 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Diego says that this time he is the only one to posses “Za Warudo”
@regularshitposter2601
@regularshitposter2601 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@cotocoyerakson8195
@cotocoyerakson8195 2 жыл бұрын
Jotaro from this timeline: So this is just like my Star Platinum.
@real_nosferatu
@real_nosferatu Жыл бұрын
@@cotocoyerakson8195 Gappy, Josefumi, Kira, and/or Kei
@somerandomname3124
@somerandomname3124 5 жыл бұрын
Does this make Jesus a Jojo now?
@michael-gr2uw
@michael-gr2uw 5 жыл бұрын
Christianity is a JoJo reference.
@youexpectedausernamebutitw4578
@youexpectedausernamebutitw4578 5 жыл бұрын
@@michael-gr2uw Amen
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 5 жыл бұрын
Christianity is just Jesus' fanbase who think he's best jojo
@bruhmode3692
@bruhmode3692 5 жыл бұрын
JOshua son of JOseph. NANI!?
@charliewenger7682
@charliewenger7682 5 жыл бұрын
joshua joestar
@JJPoiesidion99
@JJPoiesidion99 5 жыл бұрын
Will these questions proposed be answered in Jojolion? Probably not
@Ocean_Man205
@Ocean_Man205 5 жыл бұрын
There are 2 possible options (IMO): 1 is that the existence of the corpse in the area made it some kind of a devil's palm, but because the corpse were immediately taken, the result was the walleyes (the creation of stand users isn't affected by the existence of the walleyes because people like Kira already had their stands before the walleyes appeared in 2011, Wich means that the area had it's effects before the walleyes appeared. Same goes for the higashikada family's curse) 2 is that Johnny became a saint or some shit and had some effect on the area creating the walleyes.
@kenansabic2901
@kenansabic2901 5 жыл бұрын
Damn Araki won't give us closure on the corpse.
@carlosgarzonandaluz3966
@carlosgarzonandaluz3966 4 жыл бұрын
well, it kinda is now...
@raimaxmezuku9138
@raimaxmezuku9138 3 жыл бұрын
Doubting araki? Shame.
@thebatter7769
@thebatter7769 3 жыл бұрын
This aged like milk
@mxschf
@mxschf 4 жыл бұрын
Me when I see this: O U R G O D I S A N A W E S O M E G O D
@RaffiP-od8dj
@RaffiP-od8dj 3 жыл бұрын
Y O U R G O D I S A J O J O H O R R Y S H I T
@aristotelesemblem2506
@aristotelesemblem2506 3 жыл бұрын
It's a kids song, so... Kids Songs are Jojo references?
@stepladder3257
@stepladder3257 3 жыл бұрын
The best thing about being a christian is that that God is a really awesome dude
@overcomingsins6334
@overcomingsins6334 2 жыл бұрын
@@stepladder3257 you should read your Bible, there is reason why GOD created Hell, when it's too late its too late
@nokiagt
@nokiagt 2 жыл бұрын
@@stepladder3257 god is a dickhead
@williammagnaye8315
@williammagnaye8315 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny is like Jonathan. Their heads were removed while the body was intact.
@masorr6020
@masorr6020 3 жыл бұрын
e
@MotivatedVergilSparda
@MotivatedVergilSparda 3 жыл бұрын
Well.. his full name is Johnathan Joestar, Sooooooo it's part 1 but its an alternate universe..
@armyplace8661
@armyplace8661 2 жыл бұрын
@@MotivatedVergilSparda wait-
@armyplace8661
@armyplace8661 2 жыл бұрын
@@MotivatedVergilSparda I am you
@armyplace8661
@armyplace8661 2 жыл бұрын
@@MotivatedVergilSparda but another alternate universe!
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 5 жыл бұрын
*mormon jesus*
@boulder6578
@boulder6578 5 жыл бұрын
Jello, I hear you are talking about the ancient Jews in America
@princekingston1426
@princekingston1426 4 жыл бұрын
That would Make him MoMo
@iforgor1077
@iforgor1077 3 жыл бұрын
@@xavier4563 its pretty good 😉
@michael-gr2uw
@michael-gr2uw 5 жыл бұрын
The whole, "No spoilers, please" doesn't apply to JoJo. I watched this video and I'm still not spoiled.
@Hamon_Beat
@Hamon_Beat 5 жыл бұрын
What?
@doomgu544
@doomgu544 5 жыл бұрын
michael You really are lol
@frenzygreeny1668
@frenzygreeny1668 4 жыл бұрын
I still enjoy jjba with spoilers lol
@curtrolz7909
@curtrolz7909 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hamon_Beat we cant get it. Were confused on it.
@liamdiamondSWAG
@liamdiamondSWAG 4 жыл бұрын
This legit tells you that Diego and hot pants die
@rhi778
@rhi778 4 жыл бұрын
Lol that backstory is fake they actually trying to find speedwagons body parts.
@giornogiobama6625
@giornogiobama6625 4 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume that speedwagon can die
@BobbinRobbin777
@BobbinRobbin777 4 жыл бұрын
@@giornogiobama6625 speedwagon's body *survived* the universe reset, and became the holy corpse, due to his massive, unrivaled, *STANDO POWAH!*
@fuzi5303
@fuzi5303 3 жыл бұрын
Robin Jankovic his stand is called oily fortune and it makes him so rich he can buy immortality from even god
@aperson769
@aperson769 3 жыл бұрын
He is only in sleep mode he needs a host to awaken
@user-hv6dp1ty3z
@user-hv6dp1ty3z 3 жыл бұрын
And with good reason
@skillset9912
@skillset9912 3 жыл бұрын
“You thought I was dead but it’s me, Jesus!”
@local_blitz_enthusiast8395
@local_blitz_enthusiast8395 3 жыл бұрын
KO NO JESUS DAH
@MatheusSantos-xp5lb
@MatheusSantos-xp5lb 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus joestar
@ryggo8797
@ryggo8797 4 жыл бұрын
*Jo* shua ben *Jo* seph
@itzqwertyz4864
@itzqwertyz4864 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey I see i jo and a jo we”ll call you jojo now!”
@rhi778
@rhi778 4 жыл бұрын
Jejo
@Algorithm_God_Cult
@Algorithm_God_Cult 4 жыл бұрын
JoJosus
@reginaldcopperbottom4349
@reginaldcopperbottom4349 3 жыл бұрын
Joses joestar
@infinitesolace5811
@infinitesolace5811 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Mormon Jesus, visiting america and living with natives.
@noahholderman5725
@noahholderman5725 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it seems clear the New Testament was merged with the Book of Mormon and removed any ascension. Was Jesus an alien though? Or was the spear which pierced his side made of a stand arrow?
@somerandomguyontheinternett
@somerandomguyontheinternett 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it is Mormon Jesus, yeah.
@infinitesolace5811
@infinitesolace5811 3 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguyontheinternett the most nostalgic MC Hammer parody.
@infinitesolace5811
@infinitesolace5811 3 жыл бұрын
@@noahholderman5725 I dunno, but I'm pretty sure the Holy Ghost was Jesus's Stand. I'll never be able to hear a bible story without picturing Jesus Jojo posing ever again.
@noahholderman5725
@noahholderman5725 3 жыл бұрын
InfiniteSolace I haven’t finished SBR yet, but the wiki seems to say it was Ticket to Ride
@itsmax9535
@itsmax9535 4 жыл бұрын
History of the corpse: Litteraly the story of Part 7
@Jo-Wilbe-Dina
@Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 жыл бұрын
*”Jesus drew a Map with the Sand at his feet and showed Joseph of Arimathea 9 Locations.”* Sounds familiar? Well, in Stardust Crusaders, Joseph Joestar in Part 3 drew a map of a city with the Ashes like Sand to find a Coal Tar to defeat The Empress, an Enemy Stand.
@koolkactusbaby1856
@koolkactusbaby1856 5 жыл бұрын
Not to sound like a smartass but deigo resembles a Utahraptor more than a velociraptor unless I forgot something from the manga saying he is one
@Hamon_Beat
@Hamon_Beat 5 жыл бұрын
He is in fact a Utahraptor
@koolkactusbaby1856
@koolkactusbaby1856 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hamon_Beat i meant to say deigo and that's nice to know
@zentstar7x
@zentstar7x 5 жыл бұрын
@@koolkactusbaby1856 Diego**
@justas423
@justas423 5 жыл бұрын
Well the whole "Dinosaurs only see moving things" is in part 7 so does biology really apply?
@koolkactusbaby1856
@koolkactusbaby1856 5 жыл бұрын
@@zentstar7x shit ur right
@oceanpheonix1006
@oceanpheonix1006 4 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me? The JoJo storyline happened because of jesus?
@liamdiamondSWAG
@liamdiamondSWAG 4 жыл бұрын
nameless rando Well it’s still possible that hell already existed
@yupepsi19
@yupepsi19 3 жыл бұрын
Araki: This part is sponsored by Jesus aka. the first jojo
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 3 жыл бұрын
No, because of kars. If kars didnt exist dio wouldnt be a vampire, pillar men wouldnt all be dead, and the world wouldnt be taken over by them since theyre peaceful, pucci wouldnt have reset the universe.
@puopoup
@puopoup 3 жыл бұрын
LiamDiamond its possible it didnt and rohan made it
@RaffiP-od8dj
@RaffiP-od8dj 3 жыл бұрын
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 It's because a guy couldn't steer a carriage properly.
@elpoyo8062
@elpoyo8062 4 жыл бұрын
If we're incorporating the Bible into JoJo lore... *Judas was the first enemy Stand user*
@regularshitposter2601
@regularshitposter2601 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@overcomingsins6334
@overcomingsins6334 2 жыл бұрын
i feel bad for this world lol boast all you like while you still can, eternity is a long time
@tzadikinnistarim3610
@tzadikinnistarim3610 2 жыл бұрын
Enoch have an archangel as a stand
@endlesssummerpictures6329
@endlesssummerpictures6329 2 жыл бұрын
@@overcomingsins6334 true. These people don't know what's coming for them. Jesus Experience Requiem is dangerous, dying for eternity really is to be feared.
@overcomingsins6334
@overcomingsins6334 2 жыл бұрын
@@endlesssummerpictures6329 lol what? GOD created Hell for a reason, how about eternity of torment?
@clyde-7581
@clyde-7581 4 жыл бұрын
4:33 In Nerdy voice "Actually that's a Utahraptor"
@SrSalsa
@SrSalsa 5 жыл бұрын
Dude jojolion's got cool story elements, like the flashback manand the baby that appeared after johnny died, i really like this part but i feel like araki is stalling too much
@SrSalsa
@SrSalsa 5 жыл бұрын
And forgeting things
@Hamon_Beat
@Hamon_Beat 5 жыл бұрын
The plot is starting to get going now that they are leaving the hospital and know Jobin has the branch. My next guess is that flashback man is the boss of the Rock Humans who will turn up as the penultimate threat before Josuke can fight Jobin/Kaato.
@SrSalsa
@SrSalsa 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hamon_Beat I would love if araki didn't forgot about him, i just hope we get more interesting chapters and not another "milagro man"
@Hamon_Beat
@Hamon_Beat 5 жыл бұрын
Milagro Man was a great chapter.
@docilecatfish1370
@docilecatfish1370 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hamon_Beat I stand by you. Milagro Man was a great arc.
@zhaofanyu2838
@zhaofanyu2838 3 жыл бұрын
SBR: If you find Jesus' corpse part, you'll be given a stand. Literally every JOJO fan: *Speedrun music intensifies*
@galangadityayudapratama1952
@galangadityayudapratama1952 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody be talking about part 8 Josuke who has the same name as part 4 Josuke while johnny's full name is literally Johnathan Joestar the first JoJo to fight Dio Brando
@darthrevan8737
@darthrevan8737 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, you're not a real JoJo fan if you haven't read the bible.
@Daydy377
@Daydy377 4 жыл бұрын
This
@fuzi5303
@fuzi5303 3 жыл бұрын
Darth Revan so the manga?
@skullkid9449
@skullkid9449 3 жыл бұрын
The Bible is part 0 of JoJo
@yeehnope7471
@yeehnope7471 3 жыл бұрын
You meant *_jesus's Bizzare Adventure Manga?_*
@SonofSethoitae
@SonofSethoitae 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeehnope7471 I mean, Jesus's Hebrew name could be rendered as Joshua bar Joseph, so technically Jesus _is_ a JoJo...
@hermit6123
@hermit6123 5 жыл бұрын
Shit, you shoulda called this Part 7 abridged. This is pretty much a complete retelling of Part 7.
@Hamon_Beat
@Hamon_Beat 5 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much what has to be done to get the full history of who had the corpse parts.
@maden4039
@maden4039 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus looks like cars when he goes through that door at start. *CHURCHMAN AWAKENS*
@maden4039
@maden4039 5 жыл бұрын
Holy ebola I spelt Kars as Cars
@HullsColby
@HullsColby 4 жыл бұрын
@@maden4039 *VROOOOM*
@jiayongli4584
@jiayongli4584 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny after the race: JESUS TOLD ME TO KILL THE P R E S I D E N T
@khal7723
@khal7723 3 жыл бұрын
This is insanely impossible to follow if you haven’t read SBR. Thank God I read SBR 4 years ago and remember everything from it 😌
@erickeism
@erickeism 5 жыл бұрын
You may have read the manga but have you read teh bibel 😤🙏
@Fertile_Program
@Fertile_Program 4 жыл бұрын
Erick Viana no
@chadkingoffuckmountain970
@chadkingoffuckmountain970 4 жыл бұрын
DO YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY, JIMMY?!
@bruhsauce644
@bruhsauce644 4 жыл бұрын
the manga IS the bible
@daphucson6052
@daphucson6052 4 жыл бұрын
@@wfweifwifhweifhwefwefwefwf7786 if you read the bible and praise Jesus you get a stand
@ShiroyukiKotoru
@ShiroyukiKotoru 4 жыл бұрын
DaPhuc Son jesus isn’t real satan is
@milagroman75
@milagroman75 5 жыл бұрын
Very concisely explained. I've read SBR several times but still enjoyed this video. You don't choose to embellish your voice in obnoxious ways like other KZbin commentators. Thank you.
@Gabsboy123
@Gabsboy123 4 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting that Araki would introduce some Da Vinci Code stuff and reveal that the Joestar bloodline were direct descendants of Jesus all along. The star-shaped birthmark on their necks symbolizes the star the Three Wise Men saw when Jesus was born
@m1co294
@m1co294 2 жыл бұрын
Holy Jesus that's one hell of a headcanon
@real_nosferatu
@real_nosferatu Жыл бұрын
omg that's genius
@dlrowworld2313
@dlrowworld2313 Жыл бұрын
Jesus had no offspring
@real_nosferatu
@real_nosferatu Жыл бұрын
@@dlrowworld2313 DaVinci Code
@somerandommexican5681
@somerandommexican5681 11 ай бұрын
@@dlrowworld2313they could be spiritual successors, or could be distant relatives.
@AdamRosier
@AdamRosier 3 жыл бұрын
Before You Realise That Being Christian Is A Jojo Reference:I'll Never Be Christian After You Realise That Being Christian Is A Jojo Reference: Amen A
@liciaadinson1102
@liciaadinson1102 2 жыл бұрын
I know this a joke but you see this makes no sense
@AdamRosier
@AdamRosier 2 жыл бұрын
@@liciaadinson1102 How does it make no sense
@whoknows6955
@whoknows6955 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamRosier don't worry I am Christian AND I SUPPORT OUR LORD AND SAVOIR SPEEDWAGON
@Hunter-gv1mx
@Hunter-gv1mx 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing video, it's been years since I last reread SBR and I forgot how thrilling it was.
@angelpadron7720
@angelpadron7720 5 жыл бұрын
So the holy corpse is jesus
@mmd-zn9xe
@mmd-zn9xe 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i guess
@scoobersceeber9021
@scoobersceeber9021 4 жыл бұрын
No, it's obviously Speedwagon's
@ilhamcahyo8652
@ilhamcahyo8652 3 жыл бұрын
can't believe it... all of SBR is so heartbreaking and so good, I might even dare to say that this is the best story of all of JJBA, or even all of manga since 2015, or maybe even earlier. kudos to araki
@gohanssgreen3121
@gohanssgreen3121 3 жыл бұрын
This went from history to a explanation of the parts
@gamerkiddocody107
@gamerkiddocody107 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus corpse parts in in a spot called Devil's Palm THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
@katgen3561
@katgen3561 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus stand: *THE ONE ABOVE ALL*
@sparrow7246
@sparrow7246 4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro:"So it's the same type as star platinum"
@BobbinRobbin777
@BobbinRobbin777 4 жыл бұрын
*stairway to heaven
@fuzi5303
@fuzi5303 3 жыл бұрын
Robin Jankovic that good sir is genius
@Joseph-do9nz
@Joseph-do9nz 3 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Thomas So omnipotence right?
@Gaming_Hub_UK
@Gaming_Hub_UK Жыл бұрын
Part 1 and 2- Masks made by Aztec Chads Part 3-6- the arrows were made from a meteorite if you live you have stand if not you dead 7 and 8- It was Jesus all along
@vebi8821
@vebi8821 3 жыл бұрын
Finally someone with a big brain in the Jojo community
@Charlie.G506
@Charlie.G506 5 жыл бұрын
*_Jojo comproves that the book of mormon is true_*
@cartercromar3980
@cartercromar3980 3 жыл бұрын
Well in the Book of Mormon Jesus didn't travel in a boat and he sure as heck didn't die
@justsomeone3962
@justsomeone3962 5 жыл бұрын
An explanation about equivalent exchange and how it works and a bit about rokakaka's history would make a good video
@crystalalumina
@crystalalumina 4 жыл бұрын
I think JoJolion needs an ending before we get an explanation of the Rokakaka
@JosephLicka
@JosephLicka 4 жыл бұрын
You meant, “JoJo Part 7 explained”
@kakyoinnoriaki895
@kakyoinnoriaki895 3 жыл бұрын
Now I don't have to read Steel Ball Run because of not only the summary of the Corpse Parts but you literally summarized all of jjba part 7 for me.
@paradym777
@paradym777 5 жыл бұрын
"Diego uses the World" ಠ_ʖಠ
@akiraotoishi3280
@akiraotoishi3280 3 жыл бұрын
What?
@lespie1124
@lespie1124 2 жыл бұрын
@@akiraotoishi3280 but it doesn't have a road roller
@grubkiller7612
@grubkiller7612 5 жыл бұрын
I thought ball breaker was the spins stand because in the Ringo arc gyro had a stand that was manifesting and it looked like the corpse eyes guardian in the scary monsters fight
@Hamon_Beat
@Hamon_Beat 5 жыл бұрын
That was his stand he had from Scan. He lost that when he gave Lucy the eye.
@grubkiller7612
@grubkiller7612 5 жыл бұрын
Yea and then after that he loses scan and then uses ball breaker even though he lost the corpse part and the stand that appears in the fight with Ringo looks different from ball breaker
@hal9899
@hal9899 5 жыл бұрын
@@grubkiller7612 It's the spin as a stand through the steel balls, if that makes any sense. Not truly Gyro's stand though, similar to how Rohan was the user of Cheap Trick for a time despite it not being his "true stand".
@SrSalsa
@SrSalsa 5 жыл бұрын
Ball breaker is the result of the energy stored in his balls and lesson 5
@Hamon_Beat
@Hamon_Beat 5 жыл бұрын
@@grubkiller7612 Gyro got Ball Breaker from mastering Spin, same as any other Stand that comes from high skill (Heavens Door, Pearl Jam, Johnny's Tusk evolutions)
@toxicwolfwar8461
@toxicwolfwar8461 4 жыл бұрын
This is like the best way for me to know the story of part 7 without reading it, thank you
@tandave78
@tandave78 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing,great job bro.
@Ebola-Kun
@Ebola-Kun 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus “I will go east..- to know defeat!”
@christianyanto818
@christianyanto818 5 жыл бұрын
Baki
@danstan6414
@danstan6414 3 жыл бұрын
Ma boi
@j.t.7786
@j.t.7786 5 жыл бұрын
Arigato... Gyro
@johnx140
@johnx140 3 жыл бұрын
:(
@gasperboi7887
@gasperboi7887 3 жыл бұрын
Looking for info on SBR and got the whole story. well done!
@graveltheblock5578
@graveltheblock5578 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being able to survive against a time stopping ghost, but only to die by a rock
@MrNooby-ue8eb
@MrNooby-ue8eb 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie but I respect Johnny's reason of death
@blancdreemurr55
@blancdreemurr55 3 жыл бұрын
Valentine: tries to get all the corpse parts to make America great again Johnny: I shall make sure you don't get these because yes
@CM-hx5dp
@CM-hx5dp 3 жыл бұрын
"GYRO, JESUS JUST TOLD ME TO KILL THE PRESIDENT!"
@gleziereyes5751
@gleziereyes5751 4 жыл бұрын
i need to stop at 7:15. I never expected that you actually tell the story of part 7 btw great vid
@kangobang9241
@kangobang9241 2 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: jojo part 7 in 13 minutes
@thecoolestprinz885
@thecoolestprinz885 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in JoJo in a nutshell part 7 Johnny and gyro ride their horse normally until Johnny: I don't know what's wrong with me but Jesus told us that we need to kill Mr President to save the world Gyro: wh-what?
@fuzi5303
@fuzi5303 3 жыл бұрын
The coolest Prinz that just makes jojos sound even more bizarre somehow
@noppio9487
@noppio9487 4 жыл бұрын
Kira used bites the dust and went to jerusalem just to cut off jesus' hand
@zeropointsformegamesandmor930
@zeropointsformegamesandmor930 4 жыл бұрын
I REALLY love your intro. I don't know why.
@Malevolence460
@Malevolence460 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect video only nitpick is that ball breaker is the steel balls stand, there’s a page that explains that the steel balls developed a stand during gyros use of the balls in the devils palm and the infinite rotation awakens the balls stand
@bryantrujillo7145
@bryantrujillo7145 5 жыл бұрын
Funny valentine best president
@daphucson6052
@daphucson6052 4 жыл бұрын
#ourpresident
@derangedgato
@derangedgato 2 жыл бұрын
part 7 is going to be both long and amazing
@erenattacks2393
@erenattacks2393 3 жыл бұрын
I'm literally inlove with this guy StoryTelling.
@dengji1649
@dengji1649 4 жыл бұрын
you really are a good narrator
@tofucube7703
@tofucube7703 4 жыл бұрын
The Holy Spirit was actually a stand
@mikhaelaldebaran2943
@mikhaelaldebaran2943 3 жыл бұрын
How bizarre
@fuzi5303
@fuzi5303 3 жыл бұрын
Tofu Boi gods stand is the real heavens door
@seth9655
@seth9655 3 жыл бұрын
And Mary was it's Stand master
@legendhasit9172
@legendhasit9172 3 жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate the unimaginable death that happen to johnny and saved his son by transferring it into him in hopes of the curse being left with him like most fathers with unlimited power and never realize if their son is in danger johnny is a good father to the end
@tuskact4828
@tuskact4828 2 жыл бұрын
Jojo part 1-2:hamon Jojo part 3-6:arrow Jojo part 7:corpse part Jojo part 8:rokakaka
@SidTheShid
@SidTheShid 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the first part of his intro which said “shizamudae, hamon beat!” Is from a jojo game called jojo heritage of the future
@whittster8765
@whittster8765 3 жыл бұрын
Hamon Beat: Gyro is a master of a technique called S P I N. Me: Subscribes
@unknownblockdude4647
@unknownblockdude4647 4 жыл бұрын
Hamon beat:*explains the entire series* Me:omg now I don’t need to read part 7 Also me:*realizes I still need to read it*... Also me:.........
@shayn_3248
@shayn_3248 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as You started about the spin crap my mind actually got lost
@legitbooty2989
@legitbooty2989 3 жыл бұрын
I will start to attend churches as a jojorefrence
@monarchblue4280
@monarchblue4280 5 жыл бұрын
TOP TEN GREATEST CROSSOVERS IN HISTORY AND TIME
@LamerGuy
@LamerGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Part 1: A story of vampires Part 49:Cheese was the one who defeated Door by using the power of dance,and so another Adventure has been closed in JoJo's bizarre adventure
@maxwell.c4596
@maxwell.c4596 3 жыл бұрын
That video got a like amd subscribe from me, i was hooked toll the very last second i loved it
@wombadom4462
@wombadom4462 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated video
@tsuukkii
@tsuukkii 4 жыл бұрын
Damn your so nice explaining chapter 7 of the bible king jojo version
@SrSalsa
@SrSalsa 5 жыл бұрын
Is the corpse's power ticket to ride or the whole equivalent exchange?
@hal9899
@hal9899 5 жыл бұрын
Equivalent exchange is from the rokakaka fruit. Ticket to Ride is the corpse's stand.
@mrnfd
@mrnfd 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh imagine Jesus possessing all the stands granted from his corpse, just imagine Tusk Act 4: Love Train coming straight at you
@monique6075
@monique6075 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see this animate! 🤩
@Sillybug_
@Sillybug_ 2 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see a battle trough hamon and spin
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