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@painfulhappiness29405 жыл бұрын
Part1-3: it was the vampires. Part4-6: it was the arrows. Part7-8 (and probably 9): IT WAS JESUS!!!
@sinistor37274 жыл бұрын
JESUS FUCKING CHRISE
@ansuz59034 жыл бұрын
Bet Jesus was actually blessed by Cthulhu or some shit in part 10
@itsyuboi32184 жыл бұрын
Stolen Movies 4 Free lol
@adealtas4 жыл бұрын
inb4 part 9's main jojo is jesus
@ansuz59034 жыл бұрын
And Jesus WEPT
@Bowfella3 жыл бұрын
Araki's dedication must've been insane to write the Bible as a teaser to reveal JJBA almost 2000 years later
@Gloomdrake2 жыл бұрын
If he really was a vampire, he could have
@electric_creeper2 жыл бұрын
You're telling me Araki was Paul the disciple
@luz2949 Жыл бұрын
For real bro
@neutralplayeroflol5722 Жыл бұрын
Jesus, the first Jojo and the founder of Hamon
@Bowfella Жыл бұрын
@@solarbison27 For For Real
@LPTV844 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, this truly is the oddest non canonical gospel. Practically Bizarre.
@LuffymanYT3 жыл бұрын
I agree 🤣
@okaoka20943 жыл бұрын
TIME WILL COME JJBA PART 7 WILL BE SEEN AS A PART OF THE APOCRYPHAL BOOKS
@skwidperson36343 жыл бұрын
this is like running in to a wall of spikes. i finally find my favorite anime and all the sudden it becomes blasphemy
@Joseph-do9nz3 жыл бұрын
@@skwidperson3634 How is it blasphemy? I personally loved how he used christianity, but still respected it quite a lot. That's more than what I can say for most western productions which portrays all religion as evil.
@TheAlmightyFather3 жыл бұрын
@@skwidperson3634 fuck blasphemy. I am christian but that doesn't mean i do not enjoy lores which involve christianity ven in the vilest sense. Afterall, history of christianity is too fucked up to even call some things blasphemous
@rxan24523 жыл бұрын
Part 1: Dio vs Jonathan Part 7: *"Jesus tells a crippled man to kill the president of the USA"*
@cotocoyerakson81952 жыл бұрын
Part 8: Kiko from Chaves have 4 balls
@paaji1 Жыл бұрын
@@cotocoyerakson8195 part 9: *INFINITE LOOP OF DEATH*
@mrszmatan2727 Жыл бұрын
He also tells him to shoot himself
@evergreatest7789 Жыл бұрын
That is blasphemy against our lord and savior Jesus Christ. SHAME on the creator of this anime
@nguyentandung424 ай бұрын
@@paaji1more like: gen z drug dealer teen gets filthy rich.
@timothyng32265 жыл бұрын
I like how araki can make even a high religious figure like Jesus into a JoJo reference
@Ebola-Kun5 жыл бұрын
Timothy Ng And gets little to no backlash
@kaladin80815 жыл бұрын
Well, he gave us Speedwagon, so we had the presence of Jesus in JoJo since the first part.
@AzraelSoulHunter5 жыл бұрын
Not only that but Jesus is a Jojo, Joshua bar Joseph is his true name (Jojo).
@oquitbootz5 жыл бұрын
Robert Wiech yeshua yoseph YeYo reference lel
@slapttastic5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Stand: Stairway to Heaven.
@konnosx12135 жыл бұрын
Judas : Awaken my Messiah! Jesus : *Aztec Dubstep*
@crystalalumina4 жыл бұрын
Jewish dupstep
@margarethmichelina51464 жыл бұрын
Instead of AYAYAYAYA, it's HALLELUJAH!
@scoobersceeber90214 жыл бұрын
*Church Organs can be heard playing the Pillar Men's theme
@coolstarb.4 жыл бұрын
@@margarethmichelina5146 Pucci agrees
@royaltycomics4 жыл бұрын
Didn't he betray Jesus?
@theinformantky93324 жыл бұрын
Y'all just gonna ignore how this man explains of all of the Who Shot Johnny Joestar Arc in mere seconds?
Here's the thing he is racist, I don't know if he still is.
@theinformantky93323 жыл бұрын
@@nexus8824 well yeah, while he's not exactly a good person, his point is still valid
@Struggler38313 жыл бұрын
@@nexus8824 hamon beat is racist?
@Struggler38313 жыл бұрын
@@nexus8824 what’d he say?
@treeman732723 жыл бұрын
I just love that there's a stand called civil war, and it's ability is PTSD
@davestrider23895 жыл бұрын
*Jesus whispering in Johnny’s ear* : Do you believe in gravity?
@user_veegoevers5 жыл бұрын
Made in heaven Vs Tusk act 4
@user-vs6oe8fl3m5 жыл бұрын
@@user_veegoevers I don't believe Johnny would br able even to aim at him
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec5 жыл бұрын
Johny: Gyro! My part is broken.
@theflashgordon1935 жыл бұрын
Johnny : Yes and I was right it turn to be a good movie after all !
@funnyvalentine13575 жыл бұрын
Is magenta magenta not right?
@atrep45855 жыл бұрын
*Jo* shua bar *Jo* seph Part 9 Jojo confirmed
@boulder65785 жыл бұрын
*Jo* nah's Bizarre Adventure with the whale
@EzartJMir5 жыл бұрын
Boul der araki already mention who's the new JoJo in part 9 in the interview
@Kepin1514 жыл бұрын
@@EzartJMir who?
@EzartJMir4 жыл бұрын
@@Kepin151 emporio,
@Kepin1514 жыл бұрын
@@EzartJMir he's not from joestar bloodline
@awpogon38912 жыл бұрын
I always imagine DP asking a voice actor for part 7 be like "You wanna voice Jesus?"
@genghiskhan57012 жыл бұрын
VA: Oh for a new Bible anime? DP: Umm yes sorta.
@mysticmongrel12892 жыл бұрын
Oh gods, I'm a Pagan and would love to be this person
@ZAPRST8879 Жыл бұрын
@@genghiskhan5701 late but technically it can be considered bible story for like one chapter (the origin of the saints corpse)
@Icedsobaka Жыл бұрын
But he has no lines tho, He's a corpse
@oh.749 Жыл бұрын
@@Icedsobaka be talks to Johnny and he talks in a flashback
@federalcasemaker4 жыл бұрын
So let's see: Johnny: Wants to prove himself Gyro: Save an executed child Diego: Money time Hotpants: Traitor's Requiem Valentine: My actions are utterly unclouded *Jesus whispers "they are"* shut up!
@BobbinRobbin7774 жыл бұрын
pocoloco: *money time 2, electric boogalo*
@jamescallanan24432 жыл бұрын
Did that kid end up saved or executed? I have a shitty memory
@gamergod82102 жыл бұрын
@peepee poopoo I’m pretty sure Johnny only joined the SBR race because he was one of the main protagonists, thus the story would go on and Johnny gets the saints left arm getting tusk, and yeah
@restuhernando2 жыл бұрын
@@jamescallanan2443 he got amnesty and died of cold
@John34bruh6 ай бұрын
@@gamergod8210he joined because of the spin helping him
@Bonejamerr5 жыл бұрын
When I saw Jesus introduced in JoJo, I knew why the series is the 2nd most popular manga world-wide.
@j.e.69015 жыл бұрын
Where did u see that? I wanna see that because if it's true my faith in humanity is restored. If not then I ABANDON MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
@Bonejamerr5 жыл бұрын
@@j.e.6901 Don't know if you're joking, but he appears in part 7 as the holy corpse.
@supiriorironmantheillumina6895 жыл бұрын
Bone Daddy I think he means where did u see the series was 2nd most popular manga
@Bonejamerr5 жыл бұрын
@@supiriorironmantheillumina689 oh, I don't remember, I just remember it was a top 100 manga world-wide thing and it was number 2, right below Fullmetal Alchemsit, and right above Berserk.
@rudys.artous54775 жыл бұрын
Its not the most popular manga. Its the second most highly rated manga, having 9.2 for the rating. Its on the top manga list from MyAnimeList
@onlycoIlect5 жыл бұрын
Ive read part 7 of the bible i know this already
@HeroesHoshi5 жыл бұрын
I still remember the part where Jesus walked on the sea with the power of spin beneath his feet. Gives me goosebumps every day, especially when he said "Pizza mozzarella~"
@enderwolfherowolf75725 жыл бұрын
I rrmber on the bible when god ora ora satan in to the next world
@HeroesHoshi5 жыл бұрын
@@enderwolfherowolf7572 Dude spoilers.
@phantasosxgames84885 жыл бұрын
@@enderwolfherowolf7572 remember when David defeated Goliath with a Hamon Overdrive?
@ironichoodies5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the many times Jesus used Crazy Diamond to heal people
@ShadowFox10587O4 жыл бұрын
Me: this series can't get any more bizarre Araki: tuning people into dinosaurs *WITH JESUS POWERS*
@herosama193 жыл бұрын
This is beyond bizzare that why we love jojo
@garfieldsmutenthusiast3 жыл бұрын
Velocipastor
@nokiagt2 жыл бұрын
@@garfieldsmutenthusiast no
@myusername36892 жыл бұрын
@@nokiagt hell the fuckin’ yes
@GetMellowed2 жыл бұрын
@@garfieldsmutenthusiast Hell yeah
@Lepsuzzz4 жыл бұрын
the title should be “jojo alternate universe explained in 13 min”
@rorybranos3 жыл бұрын
Found you 😉
@ihatealmosteverythingequal8202 жыл бұрын
lmao true, this is literally about the entire story not only corpse
@TheHeroOfTomorrow5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Joseph of Arimathea was a Jojo.
@nevezetesazonossag5 жыл бұрын
Nah...Jesus was a Jojo
@extrajerky29405 жыл бұрын
@@nevezetesazonossag Josus Johovah
@user-vs6oe8fl3m5 жыл бұрын
@@extrajerky2940 Yoshua of Yeruzalem
@alvaromarjalizo59045 жыл бұрын
Josus of jorusalem
@slapttastic5 жыл бұрын
The names Jesus Joestar, n I'm on thot patrol.
@riccardotavano97135 жыл бұрын
And then one day the saint's corpse will be assembled by the hand of a new villain, but in the direst moment, instead of giving the villain unlimited powers. The corpse will stand up, revived. Striking a Jojo pose and announcing himself as the founder of the Jojo's bloodline. Defeating the enemy with his omnipotent reality bending stand.
@phantasosxgames84885 жыл бұрын
his Stand would be Hallellujah Over Heaven.
@infnite.69384 жыл бұрын
No he is already back and his name is Araki
@aleksmanalacss34914 жыл бұрын
I think jesus when assembled by someone stand who can "revive anyone if the body parts are found" this guy is not yet introduced jesus being revived will cause jesus resetting the universe into the original jojoverse continuing the real part 7 this universe is simply a sidestory
@HullsColby4 жыл бұрын
But that would need a huge melting pot like how it happened in part 6 and showing the ultimate reveal of thing is really happening.
@TheShinblast4 жыл бұрын
Isn't jesus stand literally the Love Train?
@dienstaghd58154 жыл бұрын
So pretty much Jesus is getting kidnapped left and right
@milkyjuice6464 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@josukegappyhigashikata65374 жыл бұрын
Its like that one cliche scene of 2 kids pulling at a doll while screaming "NO, ITS MINE!" Except it's the corpse of Jesus.
@GeorgeCowsert3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love how Araki handled the incorporation of Jesus. He didn't make Jesus do much, but the ramifications of what he left behind were absolutely massive, and the power that comes from harnessing his very corpse is astonishing. It means, at least in JoJo's, that Jesus' miracles happened, and that it's theoretically possible for other people to perform those same miracles if they reach the same divine level as Jesus. It makes you wonder if Jesus came to the Americas to perform Dio's heaven ritual to fully realize his enlightenment, and that the story of Jesus dying to "wash away our sins" was him using his version of Made in Heaven to help us.
@datboy0382 жыл бұрын
He also included Greek gods and other ghosts just incase people felt left out. Im sure he’ll incorporate other religions.
@R5x4952 жыл бұрын
@@datboy038 it would be sick seeing araki involving the Greek pantheon into Jojo‘s or Ghosts or general more mysthic things
@darksith72822 жыл бұрын
@@R5x495 rohan ovas be like
@SquarebobYT Жыл бұрын
Cant even pray correctly in ohio
@adachi5355 жыл бұрын
*Holy corpse exist* Funny Valentine: it's free real estate.
@hr-g46405 жыл бұрын
#MAGA
@milagroman755 жыл бұрын
The real estate is for Jim Boonie and Jim Boonie only (Jim if you're reading this come claim your real estate)
@vicspanish90975 жыл бұрын
If you accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you'll be gifted a stand.
@qualivia5 жыл бұрын
*grabs giant cross* where do I sign up
@Densester5 жыл бұрын
*drinks 2 gallons of holy water* Aight
@purpleey5 жыл бұрын
*holds up bible* say no more
@Chensoman5 жыл бұрын
I haven't acquired my stand yet, what gives?
@vssparkplug4725 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@smurgerburger4 жыл бұрын
I love how I'm actually a. Christian that means my stand ability will soon come to me and I just don't know it
@scoobersceeber90214 жыл бұрын
Jesus will slap you with a severed hand and you will fuse with it
@josukegappyhigashikata65374 жыл бұрын
Don't some of the corpse parts do the same thing as the miracles Jesus did in the bible? Such as making a blind man see (when gyro had the eye and could see stands) or Johnny (spoiler) Had the full corpse and could move his legs once again?
@rhysjonsmusic3 жыл бұрын
Do you believe in gravity?
@smurgerburger3 жыл бұрын
@@rhysjonsmusic hey I read that part
@smurgerburger3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it part 6
@mike_caro_30863 жыл бұрын
I love how Diego says that this time he is the only one to posses “Za Warudo”
@regularshitposter26013 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@cotocoyerakson81952 жыл бұрын
Jotaro from this timeline: So this is just like my Star Platinum.
Christianity is just Jesus' fanbase who think he's best jojo
@bruhmode36925 жыл бұрын
JOshua son of JOseph. NANI!?
@charliewenger76825 жыл бұрын
joshua joestar
@JJPoiesidion995 жыл бұрын
Will these questions proposed be answered in Jojolion? Probably not
@Ocean_Man2055 жыл бұрын
There are 2 possible options (IMO): 1 is that the existence of the corpse in the area made it some kind of a devil's palm, but because the corpse were immediately taken, the result was the walleyes (the creation of stand users isn't affected by the existence of the walleyes because people like Kira already had their stands before the walleyes appeared in 2011, Wich means that the area had it's effects before the walleyes appeared. Same goes for the higashikada family's curse) 2 is that Johnny became a saint or some shit and had some effect on the area creating the walleyes.
@kenansabic29015 жыл бұрын
Damn Araki won't give us closure on the corpse.
@carlosgarzonandaluz39664 жыл бұрын
well, it kinda is now...
@raimaxmezuku91383 жыл бұрын
Doubting araki? Shame.
@thebatter77693 жыл бұрын
This aged like milk
@mxschf4 жыл бұрын
Me when I see this: O U R G O D I S A N A W E S O M E G O D
@RaffiP-od8dj3 жыл бұрын
Y O U R G O D I S A J O J O H O R R Y S H I T
@aristotelesemblem25063 жыл бұрын
It's a kids song, so... Kids Songs are Jojo references?
@stepladder32573 жыл бұрын
The best thing about being a christian is that that God is a really awesome dude
@overcomingsins63342 жыл бұрын
@@stepladder3257 you should read your Bible, there is reason why GOD created Hell, when it's too late its too late
@nokiagt2 жыл бұрын
@@stepladder3257 god is a dickhead
@williammagnaye83154 жыл бұрын
Johnny is like Jonathan. Their heads were removed while the body was intact.
@masorr60203 жыл бұрын
e
@MotivatedVergilSparda3 жыл бұрын
Well.. his full name is Johnathan Joestar, Sooooooo it's part 1 but its an alternate universe..
@armyplace86612 жыл бұрын
@@MotivatedVergilSparda wait-
@armyplace86612 жыл бұрын
@@MotivatedVergilSparda I am you
@armyplace86612 жыл бұрын
@@MotivatedVergilSparda but another alternate universe!
@pajamapantsjack58745 жыл бұрын
*mormon jesus*
@boulder65785 жыл бұрын
Jello, I hear you are talking about the ancient Jews in America
@princekingston14264 жыл бұрын
That would Make him MoMo
@iforgor10773 жыл бұрын
@@xavier4563 its pretty good 😉
@michael-gr2uw5 жыл бұрын
The whole, "No spoilers, please" doesn't apply to JoJo. I watched this video and I'm still not spoiled.
@Hamon_Beat5 жыл бұрын
What?
@doomgu5445 жыл бұрын
michael You really are lol
@frenzygreeny16684 жыл бұрын
I still enjoy jjba with spoilers lol
@curtrolz79094 жыл бұрын
@@Hamon_Beat we cant get it. Were confused on it.
@liamdiamondSWAG4 жыл бұрын
This legit tells you that Diego and hot pants die
@rhi7784 жыл бұрын
Lol that backstory is fake they actually trying to find speedwagons body parts.
@giornogiobama66254 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume that speedwagon can die
@BobbinRobbin7774 жыл бұрын
@@giornogiobama6625 speedwagon's body *survived* the universe reset, and became the holy corpse, due to his massive, unrivaled, *STANDO POWAH!*
@fuzi53033 жыл бұрын
Robin Jankovic his stand is called oily fortune and it makes him so rich he can buy immortality from even god
@aperson7693 жыл бұрын
He is only in sleep mode he needs a host to awaken
@user-hv6dp1ty3z3 жыл бұрын
And with good reason
@skillset99123 жыл бұрын
“You thought I was dead but it’s me, Jesus!”
@local_blitz_enthusiast83953 жыл бұрын
KO NO JESUS DAH
@MatheusSantos-xp5lb5 жыл бұрын
Jesus joestar
@ryggo87974 жыл бұрын
*Jo* shua ben *Jo* seph
@itzqwertyz48644 жыл бұрын
“Hey I see i jo and a jo we”ll call you jojo now!”
@rhi7784 жыл бұрын
Jejo
@Algorithm_God_Cult4 жыл бұрын
JoJosus
@reginaldcopperbottom43493 жыл бұрын
Joses joestar
@infinitesolace58115 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Mormon Jesus, visiting america and living with natives.
@noahholderman57253 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it seems clear the New Testament was merged with the Book of Mormon and removed any ascension. Was Jesus an alien though? Or was the spear which pierced his side made of a stand arrow?
@somerandomguyontheinternett3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it is Mormon Jesus, yeah.
@infinitesolace58113 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguyontheinternett the most nostalgic MC Hammer parody.
@infinitesolace58113 жыл бұрын
@@noahholderman5725 I dunno, but I'm pretty sure the Holy Ghost was Jesus's Stand. I'll never be able to hear a bible story without picturing Jesus Jojo posing ever again.
@noahholderman57253 жыл бұрын
InfiniteSolace I haven’t finished SBR yet, but the wiki seems to say it was Ticket to Ride
@itsmax95354 жыл бұрын
History of the corpse: Litteraly the story of Part 7
@Jo-Wilbe-Dina3 жыл бұрын
*”Jesus drew a Map with the Sand at his feet and showed Joseph of Arimathea 9 Locations.”* Sounds familiar? Well, in Stardust Crusaders, Joseph Joestar in Part 3 drew a map of a city with the Ashes like Sand to find a Coal Tar to defeat The Empress, an Enemy Stand.
@koolkactusbaby18565 жыл бұрын
Not to sound like a smartass but deigo resembles a Utahraptor more than a velociraptor unless I forgot something from the manga saying he is one
@Hamon_Beat5 жыл бұрын
He is in fact a Utahraptor
@koolkactusbaby18565 жыл бұрын
@@Hamon_Beat i meant to say deigo and that's nice to know
@zentstar7x5 жыл бұрын
@@koolkactusbaby1856 Diego**
@justas4235 жыл бұрын
Well the whole "Dinosaurs only see moving things" is in part 7 so does biology really apply?
@koolkactusbaby18565 жыл бұрын
@@zentstar7x shit ur right
@oceanpheonix10064 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me? The JoJo storyline happened because of jesus?
@liamdiamondSWAG4 жыл бұрын
nameless rando Well it’s still possible that hell already existed
@yupepsi193 жыл бұрын
Araki: This part is sponsored by Jesus aka. the first jojo
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws4133 жыл бұрын
No, because of kars. If kars didnt exist dio wouldnt be a vampire, pillar men wouldnt all be dead, and the world wouldnt be taken over by them since theyre peaceful, pucci wouldnt have reset the universe.
@puopoup3 жыл бұрын
LiamDiamond its possible it didnt and rohan made it
@RaffiP-od8dj3 жыл бұрын
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 It's because a guy couldn't steer a carriage properly.
@elpoyo80624 жыл бұрын
If we're incorporating the Bible into JoJo lore... *Judas was the first enemy Stand user*
@regularshitposter26013 жыл бұрын
Yes
@overcomingsins63342 жыл бұрын
i feel bad for this world lol boast all you like while you still can, eternity is a long time
@tzadikinnistarim36102 жыл бұрын
Enoch have an archangel as a stand
@endlesssummerpictures63292 жыл бұрын
@@overcomingsins6334 true. These people don't know what's coming for them. Jesus Experience Requiem is dangerous, dying for eternity really is to be feared.
@overcomingsins63342 жыл бұрын
@@endlesssummerpictures6329 lol what? GOD created Hell for a reason, how about eternity of torment?
@clyde-75814 жыл бұрын
4:33 In Nerdy voice "Actually that's a Utahraptor"
@SrSalsa5 жыл бұрын
Dude jojolion's got cool story elements, like the flashback manand the baby that appeared after johnny died, i really like this part but i feel like araki is stalling too much
@SrSalsa5 жыл бұрын
And forgeting things
@Hamon_Beat5 жыл бұрын
The plot is starting to get going now that they are leaving the hospital and know Jobin has the branch. My next guess is that flashback man is the boss of the Rock Humans who will turn up as the penultimate threat before Josuke can fight Jobin/Kaato.
@SrSalsa5 жыл бұрын
@@Hamon_Beat I would love if araki didn't forgot about him, i just hope we get more interesting chapters and not another "milagro man"
@Hamon_Beat5 жыл бұрын
Milagro Man was a great chapter.
@docilecatfish13705 жыл бұрын
@@Hamon_Beat I stand by you. Milagro Man was a great arc.
@zhaofanyu28383 жыл бұрын
SBR: If you find Jesus' corpse part, you'll be given a stand. Literally every JOJO fan: *Speedrun music intensifies*
@galangadityayudapratama19523 жыл бұрын
Everybody be talking about part 8 Josuke who has the same name as part 4 Josuke while johnny's full name is literally Johnathan Joestar the first JoJo to fight Dio Brando
@darthrevan87374 жыл бұрын
Bruh, you're not a real JoJo fan if you haven't read the bible.
@Daydy3774 жыл бұрын
This
@fuzi53033 жыл бұрын
Darth Revan so the manga?
@skullkid94493 жыл бұрын
The Bible is part 0 of JoJo
@yeehnope74713 жыл бұрын
You meant *_jesus's Bizzare Adventure Manga?_*
@SonofSethoitae3 жыл бұрын
@@yeehnope7471 I mean, Jesus's Hebrew name could be rendered as Joshua bar Joseph, so technically Jesus _is_ a JoJo...
@hermit61235 жыл бұрын
Shit, you shoulda called this Part 7 abridged. This is pretty much a complete retelling of Part 7.
@Hamon_Beat5 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much what has to be done to get the full history of who had the corpse parts.
@maden40395 жыл бұрын
Jesus looks like cars when he goes through that door at start. *CHURCHMAN AWAKENS*
@maden40395 жыл бұрын
Holy ebola I spelt Kars as Cars
@HullsColby4 жыл бұрын
@@maden4039 *VROOOOM*
@jiayongli45842 жыл бұрын
Johnny after the race: JESUS TOLD ME TO KILL THE P R E S I D E N T
@khal77233 жыл бұрын
This is insanely impossible to follow if you haven’t read SBR. Thank God I read SBR 4 years ago and remember everything from it 😌
@erickeism5 жыл бұрын
You may have read the manga but have you read teh bibel 😤🙏
@Fertile_Program4 жыл бұрын
Erick Viana no
@chadkingoffuckmountain9704 жыл бұрын
DO YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY, JIMMY?!
@bruhsauce6444 жыл бұрын
the manga IS the bible
@daphucson60524 жыл бұрын
@@wfweifwifhweifhwefwefwefwf7786 if you read the bible and praise Jesus you get a stand
@ShiroyukiKotoru4 жыл бұрын
DaPhuc Son jesus isn’t real satan is
@milagroman755 жыл бұрын
Very concisely explained. I've read SBR several times but still enjoyed this video. You don't choose to embellish your voice in obnoxious ways like other KZbin commentators. Thank you.
@Gabsboy1234 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting that Araki would introduce some Da Vinci Code stuff and reveal that the Joestar bloodline were direct descendants of Jesus all along. The star-shaped birthmark on their necks symbolizes the star the Three Wise Men saw when Jesus was born
@m1co2942 жыл бұрын
Holy Jesus that's one hell of a headcanon
@real_nosferatu Жыл бұрын
omg that's genius
@dlrowworld2313 Жыл бұрын
Jesus had no offspring
@real_nosferatu Жыл бұрын
@@dlrowworld2313 DaVinci Code
@somerandommexican568111 ай бұрын
@@dlrowworld2313they could be spiritual successors, or could be distant relatives.
@AdamRosier3 жыл бұрын
Before You Realise That Being Christian Is A Jojo Reference:I'll Never Be Christian After You Realise That Being Christian Is A Jojo Reference: Amen A
@liciaadinson11022 жыл бұрын
I know this a joke but you see this makes no sense
@AdamRosier2 жыл бұрын
@@liciaadinson1102 How does it make no sense
@whoknows69552 жыл бұрын
@@AdamRosier don't worry I am Christian AND I SUPPORT OUR LORD AND SAVOIR SPEEDWAGON
@Hunter-gv1mx5 жыл бұрын
Amazing video, it's been years since I last reread SBR and I forgot how thrilling it was.
@angelpadron77205 жыл бұрын
So the holy corpse is jesus
@mmd-zn9xe4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i guess
@scoobersceeber90214 жыл бұрын
No, it's obviously Speedwagon's
@ilhamcahyo86523 жыл бұрын
can't believe it... all of SBR is so heartbreaking and so good, I might even dare to say that this is the best story of all of JJBA, or even all of manga since 2015, or maybe even earlier. kudos to araki
@gohanssgreen31213 жыл бұрын
This went from history to a explanation of the parts
@gamerkiddocody1075 жыл бұрын
Jesus corpse parts in in a spot called Devil's Palm THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
@katgen35615 жыл бұрын
Jesus stand: *THE ONE ABOVE ALL*
@sparrow72464 жыл бұрын
Jotaro:"So it's the same type as star platinum"
@BobbinRobbin7774 жыл бұрын
*stairway to heaven
@fuzi53033 жыл бұрын
Robin Jankovic that good sir is genius
@Joseph-do9nz3 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Thomas So omnipotence right?
@Gaming_Hub_UK Жыл бұрын
Part 1 and 2- Masks made by Aztec Chads Part 3-6- the arrows were made from a meteorite if you live you have stand if not you dead 7 and 8- It was Jesus all along
@vebi88213 жыл бұрын
Finally someone with a big brain in the Jojo community
@Charlie.G5065 жыл бұрын
*_Jojo comproves that the book of mormon is true_*
@cartercromar39803 жыл бұрын
Well in the Book of Mormon Jesus didn't travel in a boat and he sure as heck didn't die
@justsomeone39625 жыл бұрын
An explanation about equivalent exchange and how it works and a bit about rokakaka's history would make a good video
@crystalalumina4 жыл бұрын
I think JoJolion needs an ending before we get an explanation of the Rokakaka
@JosephLicka4 жыл бұрын
You meant, “JoJo Part 7 explained”
@kakyoinnoriaki8953 жыл бұрын
Now I don't have to read Steel Ball Run because of not only the summary of the Corpse Parts but you literally summarized all of jjba part 7 for me.
@paradym7775 жыл бұрын
"Diego uses the World" ಠ_ʖಠ
@akiraotoishi32803 жыл бұрын
What?
@lespie11242 жыл бұрын
@@akiraotoishi3280 but it doesn't have a road roller
@grubkiller76125 жыл бұрын
I thought ball breaker was the spins stand because in the Ringo arc gyro had a stand that was manifesting and it looked like the corpse eyes guardian in the scary monsters fight
@Hamon_Beat5 жыл бұрын
That was his stand he had from Scan. He lost that when he gave Lucy the eye.
@grubkiller76125 жыл бұрын
Yea and then after that he loses scan and then uses ball breaker even though he lost the corpse part and the stand that appears in the fight with Ringo looks different from ball breaker
@hal98995 жыл бұрын
@@grubkiller7612 It's the spin as a stand through the steel balls, if that makes any sense. Not truly Gyro's stand though, similar to how Rohan was the user of Cheap Trick for a time despite it not being his "true stand".
@SrSalsa5 жыл бұрын
Ball breaker is the result of the energy stored in his balls and lesson 5
@Hamon_Beat5 жыл бұрын
@@grubkiller7612 Gyro got Ball Breaker from mastering Spin, same as any other Stand that comes from high skill (Heavens Door, Pearl Jam, Johnny's Tusk evolutions)
@toxicwolfwar84614 жыл бұрын
This is like the best way for me to know the story of part 7 without reading it, thank you
@tandave783 жыл бұрын
Amazing,great job bro.
@Ebola-Kun5 жыл бұрын
Jesus “I will go east..- to know defeat!”
@christianyanto8185 жыл бұрын
Baki
@danstan64143 жыл бұрын
Ma boi
@j.t.77865 жыл бұрын
Arigato... Gyro
@johnx1403 жыл бұрын
:(
@gasperboi78873 жыл бұрын
Looking for info on SBR and got the whole story. well done!
@graveltheblock55783 жыл бұрын
Imagine being able to survive against a time stopping ghost, but only to die by a rock
@MrNooby-ue8eb4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie but I respect Johnny's reason of death
@blancdreemurr553 жыл бұрын
Valentine: tries to get all the corpse parts to make America great again Johnny: I shall make sure you don't get these because yes
@CM-hx5dp3 жыл бұрын
"GYRO, JESUS JUST TOLD ME TO KILL THE PRESIDENT!"
@gleziereyes57514 жыл бұрын
i need to stop at 7:15. I never expected that you actually tell the story of part 7 btw great vid
@kangobang92412 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: jojo part 7 in 13 minutes
@thecoolestprinz8854 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in JoJo in a nutshell part 7 Johnny and gyro ride their horse normally until Johnny: I don't know what's wrong with me but Jesus told us that we need to kill Mr President to save the world Gyro: wh-what?
@fuzi53033 жыл бұрын
The coolest Prinz that just makes jojos sound even more bizarre somehow
@noppio94874 жыл бұрын
Kira used bites the dust and went to jerusalem just to cut off jesus' hand
@zeropointsformegamesandmor9304 жыл бұрын
I REALLY love your intro. I don't know why.
@Malevolence4604 жыл бұрын
Perfect video only nitpick is that ball breaker is the steel balls stand, there’s a page that explains that the steel balls developed a stand during gyros use of the balls in the devils palm and the infinite rotation awakens the balls stand
@bryantrujillo71455 жыл бұрын
Funny valentine best president
@daphucson60524 жыл бұрын
#ourpresident
@derangedgato2 жыл бұрын
part 7 is going to be both long and amazing
@erenattacks23933 жыл бұрын
I'm literally inlove with this guy StoryTelling.
@dengji16494 жыл бұрын
you really are a good narrator
@tofucube77034 жыл бұрын
The Holy Spirit was actually a stand
@mikhaelaldebaran29433 жыл бұрын
How bizarre
@fuzi53033 жыл бұрын
Tofu Boi gods stand is the real heavens door
@seth96553 жыл бұрын
And Mary was it's Stand master
@legendhasit91723 жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate the unimaginable death that happen to johnny and saved his son by transferring it into him in hopes of the curse being left with him like most fathers with unlimited power and never realize if their son is in danger johnny is a good father to the end
@tuskact48282 жыл бұрын
Jojo part 1-2:hamon Jojo part 3-6:arrow Jojo part 7:corpse part Jojo part 8:rokakaka
@SidTheShid2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the first part of his intro which said “shizamudae, hamon beat!” Is from a jojo game called jojo heritage of the future
@whittster87653 жыл бұрын
Hamon Beat: Gyro is a master of a technique called S P I N. Me: Subscribes
@unknownblockdude46474 жыл бұрын
Hamon beat:*explains the entire series* Me:omg now I don’t need to read part 7 Also me:*realizes I still need to read it*... Also me:.........
@shayn_32483 жыл бұрын
As soon as You started about the spin crap my mind actually got lost
@legitbooty29893 жыл бұрын
I will start to attend churches as a jojorefrence
@monarchblue42805 жыл бұрын
TOP TEN GREATEST CROSSOVERS IN HISTORY AND TIME
@LamerGuy3 жыл бұрын
Part 1: A story of vampires Part 49:Cheese was the one who defeated Door by using the power of dance,and so another Adventure has been closed in JoJo's bizarre adventure
@maxwell.c45963 жыл бұрын
That video got a like amd subscribe from me, i was hooked toll the very last second i loved it
@wombadom44624 жыл бұрын
Underrated video
@tsuukkii4 жыл бұрын
Damn your so nice explaining chapter 7 of the bible king jojo version
@SrSalsa5 жыл бұрын
Is the corpse's power ticket to ride or the whole equivalent exchange?
@hal98995 жыл бұрын
Equivalent exchange is from the rokakaka fruit. Ticket to Ride is the corpse's stand.
@mrnfd3 жыл бұрын
Bruh imagine Jesus possessing all the stands granted from his corpse, just imagine Tusk Act 4: Love Train coming straight at you