Sukuna when Joseph predicts his next line (2 seconds later sukuna realises there are 50 hamon infused grenades stuck to his balls with clackers)
@perm1thurple5815 ай бұрын
"A little sleight of hand is all you need"
@ultimazilla98145 ай бұрын
"Why is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure called bizarre? It's not that weird." JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:
@requiem5225 ай бұрын
"Your next line is Domain Expansion, isn't it?" "Domain Expansion- wait what the fu-" *sukuna fucking explodes*
@thesymbiotenation.45525 ай бұрын
@@requiem522 Joseph wins through Looney Tunes BS
@johnnyjj455 ай бұрын
@@requiem522 HAHAHAHAH I NEARLY DIED FROM THIS LMFAO
@bonkchonk83525 ай бұрын
sukuna when he finds the inverted spear of heaven in his ass with a rocket propeller on the bottom after engaging in light conversation with joseph.
@AhmadWafiq-c8x5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Notabot1014 ай бұрын
That's something Joseph would totally do
@bigoofed4 ай бұрын
average Joseph's fight
@limbus_companyfan3 ай бұрын
I actually laughed with this one
@Deepbuddy3 ай бұрын
Npc Hv@@limbus_companyfan
@bertugali3 ай бұрын
Joseph would pull off the craziest plot armor induced move and somehow turn sukuna into a 1972 dollar bill by clapping his hands 7.2 times in a specific way
@kentc4212Ай бұрын
Genuine question: Why and how the fuck is Sukuna a link in your comment?
@NephelisАй бұрын
@@kentc4212 new youtube feature (at least in mobile), it just randomly decides to link certain words so that you can find more content on them
@RangeCMYK23 күн бұрын
@@NephelisIt also prefers linking character names from my experience
@Ginganinja1420 күн бұрын
Theyre tryna copy tiktok comments @@kentc4212
@lXedalinl11 күн бұрын
he wouldn't have to. hes a human being with no control of the Ripple, Joseph can just shut his brain off like he did to Mark.
@thetruelizard52825 ай бұрын
honestly id love to see joseph defeat sukuna with sheer comical plot armor
@i-papiseacucumberi-32785 ай бұрын
The strongest plot armor of today vs the strongest plot armor in history.
@govnorelven40365 ай бұрын
Oh fuck that I just realized lets have Joseph vs Takaba instead.
@Jo-Wilbe-Dina5 ай бұрын
What's interesting is that Joseph in Part 2 really did win against Kars simply due to plot armor. There's no other explanation for it. I mean Araki wouldn't even let him die even after Part 4. He just had to confirm that he was still alive during the events of Part 6 before the universe resetted.
@arisu65524 ай бұрын
REAL REAL REAL REAL@@govnorelven4036
@kenzanatior4 ай бұрын
@@i-papiseacucumberi-3278 I think King and Hercule Satan have them topped
@dubiouslobo91905 ай бұрын
Jotaro after surviving a World Cleave: So its the same type of power as Star Platinum
@thesymbiotenation.45525 ай бұрын
Ah yes, SP's true ability, copycat Asspull
@YoungBarszcz5 ай бұрын
I mean it has the word "world" so yeah its the same type of stand
@JotaroKujo-ip5wb5 ай бұрын
WORLD cutting slash
@Cejotagaming5 ай бұрын
Star Platinum: The world (cleave)!
@dreadkingrathalos82915 ай бұрын
The battle of ass pull The strongest ass pull of history Vs The strongest ass pull of today
@cheframsey91615 ай бұрын
Bro Gojo would be confused on why tusk 4 is opening his infinity 💀💀
@Valarient4 ай бұрын
But the thing is that Gojo wouldn’t just stand there with tusk act 4 opening his infinity.
@cheframsey91614 ай бұрын
@@Valarient Gojo is cocky and would let anything hit him since he has infinity around him 24/7 and plus stands are invisible to everyone who doesn’t have one
@Valarient4 ай бұрын
@@cheframsey9161 that actually makes sense, cool cool
@RaftFx3 ай бұрын
No, he'd be confused why Johnny is just sitting there 😂
@dakotatrue123 ай бұрын
@@ValarientTusk act 4 wouldn’t “open” infinity. Love Train is a semi-physical barrier. Infinity is just space. Tusk Act 4 would just attack and the attacks would go through Infinity and hit Gojo. Gojo would assume Infinity would stop the attacks and he would get hit.
@nothingness40685 ай бұрын
Sukuna: Whats up with that hair? It looks older then the heien era Josuke: *Turns sukuna back into megumi and his fingers*
@cezar64115 ай бұрын
Giorno: Nuh uh *puts a frog in the direction of dismantle, effectively slicing Sukuna's balls off* Sukuna: youre strong, just like- *Giorno makes The Six Eyes with Sukuna's severed testicles and puts it on his eye sockets* Giorno: I can see your technique now.
@VVooshbait5 ай бұрын
@@cezar6411brother are you alright
@upwaveflash84295 ай бұрын
@@cezar6411sukuna now living in the fear of Giorno 💀💀💀
@sussydogwithcheese5 ай бұрын
@@VVooshbaitits jojo, they have crazy abilities that can do this
@IamFish_20095 ай бұрын
Sukuna: I killed a fool with the same haircut of yours, your hair will receive the same fate. Josuke: *WHAT DID YOU SAY! ILL SEND YOU BACK TO THE HEIAN ERA WITH ALL 20 FINGERS IN YOUR ASS, BITES THE DUST STYLE!*
@ishan615 ай бұрын
Jotaro v/s Sukuna Biggest Asspull in History v/s Biggest Asspull of Today
@baaa8385 ай бұрын
"ahh my anti stand technique, i havent used this since the heian er- " STAR PLATINUM, CLEAVE"
@ishan615 ай бұрын
@@baaa838 so it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Star Platinum: Melovalant Shrine
@ZykeeJohnson-fz5qo5 ай бұрын
Don't tell me u thinking that the asspull from Jotaro: is so its the same a star platinum because I don't think it is. he was just comparing his stand to DIO stand because they both have a A in speed And in strength. or is it the fact that he was able to time stop after almost getting crushed by a steam roller
@Michauszpadel5 ай бұрын
@@ishan61 bro butchered the name harder than Sukuna butchered Kashimo
@SoloAnima15 ай бұрын
@@ZykeeJohnson-fz5qor/woooosh
@Calebtheidiot4 ай бұрын
Imagine killing the entire Jujutsu Society then you see a guy in a wheel chair rotate your balls and you cant even see how
Your next line is.. "Domain Expansion" Isn't it? *and then sukuna fucking dies*
@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg10795 ай бұрын
Joseph would figure out cursed energy and pull out some wack ass tecnique like boogie woogie on steroids
@JotaroKujo-ip5wb5 ай бұрын
even past that, SUKUNA WONT EVEN HIT HIM LMAO
@deathrow3575 ай бұрын
Joseph is gonna send Sukuna to space like Kars, that's for sure
@deathrow3575 ай бұрын
@@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 I mean he does have the metal balls, so it's def gonna work like Todo's vibraslap
@castle91655 ай бұрын
*Joseph:* "Your next line is: 'Stand proud, Joseph. You are strong'." *Sukuna:* "Stand proud, Joseph. You are strong... Wait, what?" _Stand Proud from part 3's OP starts playing, and Jotaro bursts through a wall next to Sukuna, leaving a Jotaro-shaped hole_ *Jotaro:* "Star Platinum: The World!" _Time stop ends; Sukuna is lying in a crater on the floor; his head is completely flat_ *Joseph:* "Jeez, that was a close one. I haven't had to use my 'complete bullshit' technique since the interwar period." *Bowser:* "Damn."
@gabbsxoxo5 ай бұрын
"Bowser: Damn." 💀
@HabitualThinker5 ай бұрын
The way this made me audible say “Bowser?!”
@ultimazilla98145 ай бұрын
Canon
@Breeziak.5 ай бұрын
BOWSER???
@mm-ez6xn5 ай бұрын
The lorax:
@Dragonrex374 ай бұрын
Kars after seeing Sukuna flying into space: So, how did he beat you?
@turkishteakettleАй бұрын
"the man showed my arms to my face and stealed my balls after having light conversation with him"
@theworldmachineos72474 күн бұрын
Sukuna, now lacking testicles: dude... I don't even know...
@Idkask3 күн бұрын
The power of plot armor 🗿
@nunciomassara75345 ай бұрын
Joseph: “Can I have a month of prep time?” Batman: “That’s my boy!”
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
eheh
@Aquilenne3 ай бұрын
Kenjaku: "Hey, that's my move"
@That.guy.from_DBL2 ай бұрын
Chrollo: you really are my fan, aren't you?
@Isaidpleasehelpme2 ай бұрын
Fr
@arthurhenrique14735 ай бұрын
I have the headcannon that josuke could turn sukuna into megumi again just by punching him
@o0ugi8605 ай бұрын
Ngl that's barely a headcanon I'm pretty sure that'd work. Josukes ability is just reverting something to its previous state, so realistically he could revert sukuna back to before sukuna even took over, leaving sukuna as the finger he forced megumi to eat. Though josuke would have to know about sukuna taking over megumi to do that
@deathrow3575 ай бұрын
@@o0ugi860if Josuke can even get near Sukuna in the first place. Gotta remember the Jojos themselves aren't physically as capable as jjk characters
@Jamlord20615 ай бұрын
jojos became semi normal post hamon in terms of base power, we don’t talk about jonathan’s bizzare strength
@J3ste45 ай бұрын
@@deathrow357 So many Jojos are ftl+ to mftl+ Sukuna is massively hyper sonic
@J3ste45 ай бұрын
@@deathrow357 JJK characters arent as physically capable as JJK characters
@clear64743 ай бұрын
5:22 forgot to mention Joseph also has the power of plot armor. And the Joestar Family's Secret Technique
@Iztec13 ай бұрын
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
@ChozzOk5 ай бұрын
“Ah yes my anti jojo technique, I haven’t used this since the heian era”
@thebadger6225 ай бұрын
"You're next line is, "Ah yes my anti Jojo Technique, i haven't used it since the heian era", To you!" "Ah ye-Wait, what the fu-!?"
@IdkIdk-vm4dm5 ай бұрын
So..its the same type of stand as Star Platinum huh?
@honzasivak12005 ай бұрын
Golden Experience Requiem: "Ah yes, my Anti-“Ah yes my anti jojo technique, I haven’t used this since the heian era” technique, I haven't used it since becoming mob boss."
@cezar64115 ай бұрын
"Ah, my anti- male stripper technique, I havent used that since the Heian Era"
@RalMaybeRoblox5 ай бұрын
@@cezar6411 YO BRO LET ME TAKE OVER YOUR BODY I NEED THAT TECHNIQUE HELP hhHEHlllpAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NGREUNNNNNNOORGBETUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHJ GIIAAGJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEALEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE! PLEAO2222222222222222EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.A.AAUGUAUGUAUGHHGH ANNAIAOAOOGOA OGO G OOGA BOOGA UERUHE/223T=234O pie3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 CRAPCRAPGRETOFFGERTOFF MEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHGJGJGHGHHHHH
@dirkloid42615 ай бұрын
Invision this: Giorno: makes a frog Sukuna: slices frog Sukuna: gets sliced in stead
@kingerdinger5 ай бұрын
what?
@dirkloid42615 ай бұрын
@@kingerdinger giorno animals have the ability that every inyuri infliktet on them gets reflected on the one inflicting it. Meaning if sukuna tryes to blend giorno and giorno made a frog both end es mush at minimum
@lightningdragon6665 ай бұрын
Satoru : Hah! Karma is a bitch, bitch!
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
n william zeppeli donuts that frog!
@EvelynWyd5 ай бұрын
Now why the hell would Sukuna slash a random frog(he'd also live his slashes)
@Chillchainsaw5 ай бұрын
"Ahh yes, my jojo killer technique. I haven't used this since the Heian era" "So it's the same type of stand as star platinum"
@garlicpromotion3 ай бұрын
*universe collapse*
@plskbieluga3 ай бұрын
@@garlicpromotionEnd of THE WORLD
@kingpengu88955 ай бұрын
Imagine normal Giorno spam spawning animals that reflect damage covered 200 meter space when sukuna uses his domain
@Giogio2020jobro5 ай бұрын
lol fr
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
he cant do that much animal spawn!
@Giogio2020jobro5 ай бұрын
@@avasyubiswal5421 how bout GER he can do stuff gold experience can’t, and do the same thing but way stronger
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
@@Giogio2020jobro yes thats correct, he can use this trick with ger, but why the hell he even needs this, he's toooo op
@Giogio2020jobro5 ай бұрын
@@avasyubiswal5421 I mean you have a point lol he can just reverse the action of summoning the domain but sukuna getting damaged by his domain would be funny
@robbo14705 ай бұрын
Joseph is gonna say "your next line is domain expansion malevolent shrine" and oneshot Sukuna
@t1523 ай бұрын
Joseph uses plot expansion
@jamvously71702 ай бұрын
Sukuna's reaction when a frog jumps inside his domain expansion:
@Idkask3 күн бұрын
Bro is cooked 😭
@THENemesisXX995 ай бұрын
Gotta disagree that the 10 Shadows technique is better than Giorno's life manipulation. Sure summoning cursed spirits is more powerful than regular animals. Mahoraga is a menace but Giorno has three things going for him that Megumi's technique does not. Giorno can create as many and whatever life form he envisions as he pleases. Each creature reflects any and all damage back to the aggressor. Then when a hit is landed by the stand itself. Sukuna's perception of time becomes so slow its not only extremely detrimental but any and all pain he experiences is amplified to such a degree it could kill a normal human from shock from just a punch. This doesnt give him as much safety as Star Platinum or GER but Giorno has way more options in standing up to Sukuna than say Josuke or Jolyne. Thats just with what was shown, thats not even getting into the full implications of creating life.
@Ungrounded-jay5 ай бұрын
Agreed. Especially since GER has all of base Ge's abilities but amplified by a lot. He could probably make tigers, bears, elephants, cheetahs etc to help him out
@namegeneric93445 ай бұрын
Reminder that all damage done upon those animals are reflected (Leaky Eye Luka) Anime watcher here only, but it looked as if Girono could shoot animals and fly too during the final fight
@nn-cv9jq5 ай бұрын
@@namegeneric9344Pretty sure that flight and animal ray are exclusive to GER
@namegeneric93445 ай бұрын
@@nn-cv9jq ye it is, I don't think base GE can actually defeat sukuna considering how fast his attacks r
@nn-cv9jq5 ай бұрын
@@namegeneric9344 GE should be faster, but stand speed and character reaction is inconsistent af
@i_anbuu_i78845 ай бұрын
I mean the easiest way to kill any sorcerer is destroying their brain which is fairly easy for someone who can stop time and has already crushed a skull
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
haha
@creamsoda15 ай бұрын
he aint doing shit to a city lvl dura head
@Wezlii5305 ай бұрын
Goodluck getting through a city durability level hear
@SnailSnail-lo4pm5 ай бұрын
Just saying, space and time are quite closely related. The slash he used against gojo would easily work on stopped time.
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
@@SnailSnail-lo4pm NOTHING WORKS IN/ON STOPPED TIME!!!!! if time is stopped, nothing will work unless u know how to control time
@the.written.off.generation5 ай бұрын
8:29 jotaro fought dio, a vamp so when he sees sukuna regen like a vampire hell assume he needs to attack his brain im pretty sure, my boy jotaro is smart. Also the moment sukuna opens his domain "Star Platinum Za Warudo" and stops the effects of DE MS. ID GIVE It to Jotaro ngl
@inazumamati49545 ай бұрын
Nah what is Sukuna gonna do when he falls down into a freezer (placed there by Joseph before the battle) because of a banana peal and inside th fridge there is hamon charged coca cola with mentoes and Sukuna can't get out of it and gets send into space classic Joseph plan and luck.
@nuggetplayz23914 ай бұрын
Lmao thats wild 💀💯💯💯
@garlicpromotion3 ай бұрын
"There's nothing we can do"
@kodoqbesar43015 ай бұрын
As the second strongest cripple (after Okina Matara), Johnny Joestar, fought the fraud, the King of Curses, he began to charge his Tusk Act 4. Sukuna shrunk back in fear before Johnny said "Stay down Sukuna, you're gonna get Chumimin."
@caindain21795 ай бұрын
Please don't ruin my Jojo experience with JJK memes...
@oooeee55565 ай бұрын
And then Johnny started Steel Ball Running over Sukuna, while saying:"Throughout being crippled and on a horse, I alone am the ACT 4 one."
@ryanprower42465 ай бұрын
Gods, it is SO weird to see Touhou character names that I actually understand after getting into the series a few months ago
@wvn99575 ай бұрын
@@ryanprower4246 just got into touhou too lol! Like in march
@lopezroilans.83845 ай бұрын
JoJo's Bizarre Lobotomy
@Mitchell_is_even_dumer3 күн бұрын
"Every single one of them....the men....and the women....and the children too" -Anakin Skywalker
@qf8898Күн бұрын
I just came from that video 😂
@autarchyriel13955 ай бұрын
Let me just tell you this : Heaven's Door. Rohan shows a manga panel to Sukuna, who get confused and instantly collapse on the ground. Rohan then write "Sukuna fucking explode" or something into the dude's body and that's game over.
@guhmmyv4 ай бұрын
"YOU CANNOT HURT ROHAN KISHIBE"
@AnitaMaxwynn-ff1ju3 ай бұрын
"you're gonna commit suicide"
@besttoiletfixerever2 ай бұрын
he just writes "Sukuna is a femboy twink with noodle arms"
@spoteditSz2 ай бұрын
Fr
@valgeri3566Ай бұрын
Ah yes my favorite jojo, Johan Joshibe
@ofekk2135 ай бұрын
You know what's funny? A lot of people bring up stupidly OP stands like GER and WoU to match up against Sukuna and Gojo, but there are a lot of much weaker stands that could defeat them aswell. The lovers, Hanged man, Death 13, Surface, Boy II Man, Cheap Trick, Man in the Mirror, Green Day, Highway to Hell, Dragon's Dream (with pure bullshit), and more idk haven't read part 7 and 8 yet. I know not all of the above mentioned stands would win every time against Gojo and Sukuna but all of them could win in some way and I know I forgot some others that could too.
@salmonhippo98245 ай бұрын
Green, Green Grass of Home, too
@oofs44415 ай бұрын
potentially the hand aswell just depends on okuyasu
@THENemesisXX995 ай бұрын
Purple Haze, Killer Queen, Cream, The Hand. Props to you for bringing up the sleeper picks.
@gbemade5 ай бұрын
No
@Jsipki2655 ай бұрын
@@THENemesisXX99killer queen/Cream is the only stand in that list that does anything rest he can rct.
@Jdwo1113 ай бұрын
“Ah, stand power, i havent seen this technique since the heian era” “So your domain is the same type of power as star platinum” “Domain expansion: Star platinum”
@maxapplays45255 ай бұрын
Joseph: your next line is “puny human how could you ever imagine to defeat me” Sakuna: puny human how… wait what??? Sakuna looks below a volcano blasts him to space cursing “Was this part of your plan Joseph Joestar???” Joseph: of course (knowing it was only luck but will drive Sakuna nuts) Sakuna joins Kars in being a floating rock in space for eternity
@maxapplays45255 ай бұрын
Joseph celebrates by having a child with another woman
@bigoofed4 ай бұрын
@@maxapplays4525 LOL is that mandatory xD
@Juggernoger4 ай бұрын
Sukuna would turn his finger into a cursed object and throw it back at the earth, if he has time to consider it anyway.
@brandonsnopeck10274 ай бұрын
And eventually sukuna stopped thinking
@anthonygamer-jg3wn4 ай бұрын
@@Juggernoger but would the finger get slowed by the space?
@jahredcr9165 ай бұрын
Giornos stand can punch you so hard your consciousness gets sent out and you are just watching as your body is not responding
@diodaij5 ай бұрын
Not so hard, it's him putting a large amount of life energy into you making your brain think so fast your body can't keep up
@fixmyinternet79055 ай бұрын
The move only existed for 5 episodes then it was never brought up again 😭
@jahredcr9165 ай бұрын
@@fixmyinternet7905 fr😭
@HabitualThinker5 ай бұрын
@@fixmyinternet7905he literally does it for the entire series
@fixmyinternet79055 ай бұрын
@@HabitualThinker No he doesnt?
@jesterdusty89513 ай бұрын
giorno looking at sukuna after he makes a binding vow to be resistant to ger's effects, however he cant eat bacon on sundays:
@luisenrique72405 ай бұрын
Depends can he deflect Emerald Splash?
@Jamlord20615 ай бұрын
200 meter emerald splash solos jjk
@Meme_lord475 ай бұрын
Emerald barrier
@nothingness40685 ай бұрын
Do you even need to ask?
@awesomeakc78355 ай бұрын
@nothingness4068 No one can just deflect the Emerald Splash
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
U utter fool! nobody can deflect the EMMERALLDU SPARRASHUUU!!!!!!
@Georgefloydthesneedster5 ай бұрын
Couldnt Gappy just take Sukunas Brain Waves or something?
@daddysnfoor5 ай бұрын
Read part 7 bro
@ghitaianis90225 ай бұрын
He kinda addressed this in the video he said that gappy isn't that creative, i would argue evil, to do something like that. There isn't really a reason why gappy never uses his ability this way other then he just doesn't just because of that it is a bit iffy to argue he would in this scenario, when he never did before. But you can also think about something else could gappy take away sukuna's CE??? like CE is a physical attribute that can be measured which should be able to work like how he takes other physical properties like friction or vision but that is just a theory and depends on how you equalize the verse.
@MrFiveHimself5 ай бұрын
Gappy could probably take his ability to manipulate cursed energy and make sukuna the same as a random guy
@matthewcheung78885 ай бұрын
@@ghitaianis9022 Gappy took the friction from the floor, what do you mean he's not creative He's a Jojo protagonist. He has to be.
@Krovo-j5 ай бұрын
I mean if he takes away friction doesn't that mean nothing can hurt him as friction is needed for contact and slashes so all attack just slide away from him
@shadowdemonanimations74724 ай бұрын
"SOFT AND WET! STEAL HIS ABILITY TO WALK"
@Nivilton_Plays4 ай бұрын
Nah steal his balls
@LordCogsley3 ай бұрын
“SOFT AND WET! STEAL HIS BALLS”
@primesonic44593 ай бұрын
Steal his balls
@imanidiot17253 ай бұрын
SOFT AND WET! STEAL HIS BALLS!
@stephcrowned74643 ай бұрын
no, steal his ability to think lol
@sirdonut51725 ай бұрын
November Rain solos
@ghitaianis90225 ай бұрын
based comment
@-gj3nu5 ай бұрын
Undefeated Ancient Demon Lord Vs 15 Year Old Modern Day Sigma Drug Seller who can controls a walking fire sprinkler
@evellol20595 ай бұрын
imagine how clueless anime watchers seeing this comment, considering there's little spoiler from part 9 on internet
@parapapapapa5 ай бұрын
All 9 JoJolands readers going wild over this comment
@Notabot1014 ай бұрын
@@parapapapapafr
@walrus55405 ай бұрын
Fully believe part 2 Joseph finds a way to win, like i cant tell you how but he pulls something out his ass literally everytime hes in danger plays 6d chess with his opponent until they die
@Flip_HN5 ай бұрын
Bro can physically pull stuff out of his ass
@jessepinkman57022 ай бұрын
Are you okay? He lost to Dio
@Lyniskk2 ай бұрын
@@jessepinkman5702 He said part 2 joseph
@jessepinkman57022 ай бұрын
@@Lyniskk Even worse! Part 2 Joseph is weaker than Part 3 Joseph
@DanteLovesSadisticPeople2 ай бұрын
@@jessepinkman5702Yeah and Part 2 Joseph won against Ultimate Lifeform Kars who's both Stronger than Dio and Sukuna combined. All because of plot bullshit, all Joseph would have to do is strap Sukuna's nipples with micro c4s and put a tiny Nuke that acts like a buttplug and put it in Sukuna's ass and he's dead. I might sound insame right there but thats literally how Joseph's asspull works.
@alexgno.1fan5 ай бұрын
your next line is "impossible I haven't lost since heian era" ‼️🗣️
@nonojoebro76505 ай бұрын
Jotaro litterally Speedblitz's Sukuna terribly, and the fact he can stop time is more than enough, i dont think people realize how large the difference between Mftl vs being slower than the speed of light is.
@VezixHaikal5 ай бұрын
its all about how much one knows against another, if Sukuna knows Jotaro ability, sukuna can pretty much play the stall game and create distance long enough for Jotaro to fail Jotaro need to bait sukuna into thinking his stand is long range, i bet sukuna cant see jotaro's Stand which allows jotaro to be at an advantage, but for how long? Jotaro definitely will already know the rough idea of how strong sukuna is from word of mouth alone, all he need to do is not be overly cocky or he will be cooked like how he was in stone ocean
@nonojoebro76505 ай бұрын
I understand, but that is a very situational and one sided way too look at it, look at majority of sukunas battles, hand to hand combat, very and i mean very few times has he used a long ranged attack that wouldnt be in range of an attack jotaro couldnt do, The point im trying too make, is that Because jotaro is Massively and i mean it, hes Massively faster than sukuna, if they were too fight like normal, sukuna wouldnt last, also put this into play, sukuna wouldnt be able to see jotaros stand. Sukuna does have higher dc and durability but when you are Massively faster its clear what happens.
@AtlanteanTrapStar5 ай бұрын
Except Jotaro himself isnt ftl hes getting hit with a spam dismantle before he can do anything
@MagicianSama5 ай бұрын
Yeah Jotaro slams badly
@AtlanteanTrapStar5 ай бұрын
@@MagicianSama not even lmao since Jotaro cant see CE he has no way to defend from dismantle or cleave and Sukuna spams that
@McCheddarcheese5 ай бұрын
what if josuke8 just steals sukuna's cursed energy
@JotaroKujo-ip5wb5 ай бұрын
he steals his brainwaves
@nicolasleal56445 ай бұрын
Steals life lol.
@garylexodesacula48235 ай бұрын
Can Josuk8 just steal his own mortality? I’m a Jojo fan, but I haven’t t gotten into part 7 and beyond yet so I don’t really know the extent of his power yet.
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
NYOONI??? too overcomplicated!
@Hairy-eyes5 ай бұрын
@@garylexodesacula4823 Well he literally took the friction out of the ground so stealing cursed technique isn't rlly out of the picture
@sIighttoonКүн бұрын
"Every single one of them. And not just the men. But the woman. And the children too." -Anakin Skywaker
@tanakisoup5 ай бұрын
“Ah, my anti timestop technique that I haven’t used since the Heian era” VS “So it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum?”
@mrboxcutter2 ай бұрын
Binding vow: I just win
@emirlerdtm67742 ай бұрын
@@mrboxcutterWell,we have never seen Sukuna actually use an asspul techniuqe but we def know how the Dio fight went.
@Puck-berserk69Ай бұрын
strongest asspull of history vs strongest asspull today
@julianmitchell30355 ай бұрын
I love the fact that Jotaro, Giorno, and Johnny are the only ones capable of killing Sukuna. It's like a soft ode to Eyes of Heaven, when *Jotaro, Giorno, and Johnny* used their busted ass stands to jump DIO over heaven.
@IsThatAThaiName5 ай бұрын
I don’t rlly get how Johnny is meant to kill sukuna if sukuna can just cut his hands off, and idk if jotaro hits hard enough
@killmatic84285 ай бұрын
@@IsThatAThaiNamejotaro literally punched a hole in dios head 😭😭
@faizissa86175 ай бұрын
@@killmatic8428sukuna is more durable than dio
@thisstatementisfalsenothin53124 ай бұрын
@@IsThatAThaiNameJohnny the guy who’s finger nails deal infinite damage? With a stand that’s so physically fast it moves in stopped time? You don’t see how THAT GUY wins?
@IsThatAThaiName4 ай бұрын
@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 his stand isn’t so fast it moves in stopped time 😂 He has to use his horse to activate act 4 so if both characters are aware of each others powers Johnny loses quick, and even if they aren’t sukuna could easily send some dismantles as he always does and it’s wraps for johnny
@kevinplayz796516 сағат бұрын
Sukuna vs Joseph would be like "The strongest plot armor of today vs the strongest plot armor in history"
@deltalord69695 ай бұрын
I feel like your significantly underrating the absolutely massive speed difference between anyone jotaro and after him vs sukuna. Like for jjk you have arguements for light speed _arguements_ whereas jojo characters are way way beyond that it would be to the point that sukuna would be moving in slow motion if jotaro views him as a threat just like dio which he would sukuna is dead immediately
@raeldrews11875 ай бұрын
I think he is but you must consider that one unguarded dismantle is probably enough to put down any stand user or at the bare minimum put them on a terrible condition.
@andrezindograu97755 ай бұрын
Ele ignorou que o Jotaro tem Time Stop.
@raeldrews11875 ай бұрын
@@andrezindograu9775 na verdade não. Como ele mesmo disse o motivo do jotaro ter uma chance seguindo a logica dele é justamente o time stop.
@THENemesisXX995 ай бұрын
This is true. Sukuna essentially has to pull out his shrine immediately to even the playing field.
@Jsipki2655 ай бұрын
While I think jojo would be faster the amount is exaggerated I think you go off purely from the manga it’s ls-ftl rather than ftl+ or like hundreds of times ftl
@fusionwarrior525 ай бұрын
The only point I’d want to put on the table in favorite of part 8 Josuke, and honestly it isn’t the strongest case, is that Sukuna is cocky enough to mention cursed energy and how he’s the strongest sorcerer, and I imagine that’d be something Josuke could take away, either that or his ability to use CE I doubt Josuke actually could, and honestly if he did that’d just put a heavenly restriction on Sukuna and now he’s stronger AND faster than before, just without Cleave Dismantle or Fuuga
@Xerogros5 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s what I was thinking too. If Sukuna really fucks around, jouske could really deal just take is cursed energy away and hit him with a go beyond bubble to just finish sukuna
@Flip_HN5 ай бұрын
Maybe josuke could steal sukuna's limb movement
@SuckySmiley13 күн бұрын
Josuk8: BUBBLES!!!! STEAL HIS ABILITY TO FORM COHERENT THOUGHTS!!!!(I dunno I never read jujutsu bizzare Piece part 8)
@Jacmer.4Ай бұрын
Giorno GER = (Wins) Johnny Tusk Act 4 = (Wins) Gappy = (Wins) Jodio November Rain = (Wins)
@nicholaskane695 ай бұрын
man kaleb you really off the wall with this one, bringing up v1 from ultrakill for that josuke example, that's crazy
@kingerdinger5 ай бұрын
v1 my beloved
@KomeijiPoketo5 ай бұрын
i fucking love v1 ultrakill
@ZackShark14 ай бұрын
I love Twink robot ultrakill
@FutileStruggleofaBoulder3 ай бұрын
I love the coin dispensing robot, he so silly and thirsty for blood
@evanbyrain3 ай бұрын
v1 megamurder is my favorite machine :)
@QuantumRift-jm3zn5 ай бұрын
pov:Sukuna looking at a blonde dumbass with strange clothes negate world slash and shoots a fucking butterfly laser into his head
@yokuutsu90975 ай бұрын
Jotaro looking in Sukuna's general direction and obliterating his prostate with (up to) Island Level Attack Potency:
@acyiz5 ай бұрын
star finger?
@BasedMexx5 ай бұрын
I cant wait to the point where Jodio is gonna start being mentioned in videos like this. Once we get more JoJolands and learn more about the characters, the conversations around them will be so good
@Reesemike5 ай бұрын
Sukuna literally has no answer for Jotaro literally stopping time going over to Sukuna and crushing is brain in his skull Sukuna is just getting speed blitzed before he’d even be able to fight back
@TheOne-pu6um5 ай бұрын
Sukuna is much more durable than Dio. Dio was able to get hurt by everyday objects and was still able to remain in one piece. Sukuna has tanked hits that destroy entire city blocks.
@Shy_0025 ай бұрын
@@TheOne-pu6um Ok but can he handle 5 seconds worth of blows that strong all in an instant
@TheOne-pu6um5 ай бұрын
@@Shy_002 Star Platinum hitting someone in time stop doesn't change the amount of force being exerted. Sukuna is taking city level damage attacks and just walking them off with his durabilty and cursed energy. Star Platinum would have difficulty replicating 2 finger Sukuna level strength considering that Sukuna can casually cave an entire bridge in with his foot while Star Platinum always needs to exert as much effort to replicate the same level of damage.
@nn-cv9jq5 ай бұрын
@@TheOne-pu6ummind you that this feats are made with using both CE reinforcement and Domain Amplification (in case of actual city block attacks like 200% purple from Gojo) He won't be able to do that within timestop
@TheOne-pu6um5 ай бұрын
@@nn-cv9jq He can withstand Mahoragas attacks with just regular durability and no actual need for reinforcment while only at 15 fingers. Star Platinum can't do that level of damage and regardless all experienced cursed users are able to keep a solid fields around them at all times. The energy won't stop working just cause time is frozen, the same way Hermit Purple didn't dissapear while Joseph was frozen in time.
@carlem22774 ай бұрын
The fact that Kaleb said that Part 8 Josuke doesn't stand a chance even if he teams up with the ender dragon is crazy.
@goldenwindjon75905 ай бұрын
all Giorno has to do is make enough frog to where his hole body is covered in them, when sukuna does cleave he gets hit for alot of damage so all giorno has to do is wait till sukuna opens his domain and sukuna will kill himself from the hurting the frogs
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
bruh
@goldenwindjon75905 ай бұрын
@@avasyubiswal5421 am i wrong?
@admiralkizaru79255 ай бұрын
Both dies. Or Sukuna can withstand his own attacks. There must be a hole for Giorno to breathe. Sukuna can attack from that hole. Actually if Giorno does that, it will probably work against other stand users so he can't do it or just can't think about this.
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
@@goldenwindjon7590 noo but it's muda muda
@goldenwindjon75905 ай бұрын
@@admiralkizaru7925 so one he can layer the frog so air can come in and out there dose not need to be a hold, and 2 the frog will not die only sukuna take any damage as showen by the time luka hit the a frog with a shovel and he took the damage not the frog
@kodoqbesar43015 ай бұрын
I actually would like to see a fight between Risotto and Sasori from Naruto (Sasori can only use the Third Kazekage puppet). Imagine the battle between Metallica and iron sand magnet style Edit: Speaking of Risotto, can Reverse Cursed Technique neutralize the effects of Metallica in your body?
@Michauszpadel5 ай бұрын
Well, most of Risotto's fighting style (if not all of it) is assassination based, he kills fast and does it with Metallica entering someone's body... ...but like... Sasori y'know... ISN'T REALLY A HUMAN, SO LIKE, BRUH
@andy62015 ай бұрын
@@Michauszpadel immediate dissasembling
@Jamlord20615 ай бұрын
would sasori just become an uncontrollable mass of razors
@TheOne-pu6um5 ай бұрын
@@Jamlord2061 He, nor any of his puppets, have any blood that he could use to make into razors.
@nn-cv9jq5 ай бұрын
@@TheOne-pu6umIsn't his core from actual flesh?
@moshietter320618 сағат бұрын
Sukunas reaction after a frog is thrown inside domain:
@lightningmr_dt5 ай бұрын
1. Hamon could work like a counter to curse energy (and if the life energy of hamon can over power the curse energy it may just negate it). Though no hamon user would have equivalent hamon strength to sukuna 2. Does kaleb realises him saying the attacks couldn't hurt the stand and then the stand can block the attacks is a basic jojo misunderstanding ( the stands just have higher defence but when interacting with for example physical forces the stand can be affected by said force and so damaged) 3. Joskey part 4 could in theory undo sukuna's connection to cursed energy (similar to mahito connecting the jelly fish guy to the jelly fish shigami) since this is some part of the spine or brain, also in theory restoration could revert sukuna into megumi 4. Yes you can figure out where cleaves as maki does this using air currents and general senses (also maharaga punches the cleaves away) 5. Kaleb litterally said 2 different things about stand interacting with curse energy. (The true answer is that stands are a manifestation of the soul and some beings in JJK can see and interact with souls so those beings can see and interact with stands on the stand level (mahito could punch, see, use his technique and damage stands), stands can go into the physical phase of reality (this is how star platnium can bend metal bars for example) and during this time (being in this phase) any physical entity or object can damage them (star platnium got damaged by teeth or the teeth didn't go through point is he was on the physical plane)) 6. Part 8 joske could remove the connection or even all of sukena's curse energy
@HabitualThinker5 ай бұрын
The misunderstanding with stands being “unable to be hurt by things that aren’t stands” is so incredibly annoying and common. obviously they can be hurt by physical objects that are outputting more damage than they can tank (like the road roller)
@lightningmr_dt5 ай бұрын
@@HabitualThinker the idea that stands cannot be hurt by anything but other stands is bad especially as it puts stands into so many Vs scenarios that depend on the concept or exist as filler for an argument before the top tier stands come out
@Xxevvy5 ай бұрын
mahoraga adapts to cleave thats why he can interact with it and maki has enhanced perceptions and a six sense bc of the heavenly restriction
@DamianShively5 ай бұрын
@@HabitualThinkerno physical attacks can not harm stands and the road roller is a bad comparison because it didn't hurt start platinum it was crushing jotaro
@Mantibladee5 ай бұрын
a response to number 1, The one who left it all behind, the one who played with the strongest hamon user by using her legs as a guitar, KAAAAARRRR- *dies of lack of oxygen and gets regenerated* -SSSSS
@raunter5 ай бұрын
Joseph would literally just run
@Raccon_Detective.5 ай бұрын
Then finds a BS way to get Sukuna into space. Because he's so silly.
@I_StoleYourHamburger5 ай бұрын
And don't forget. He will also crush a plane
@garlicpromotion3 ай бұрын
And then show up to his own funeral
@vok90093 ай бұрын
and then years later, he goes to visit his daughter
@hiimIan1872Ай бұрын
and then later visit his grandson in prison
@anirudhorana13924 ай бұрын
If Jo8ske takes away Sukuna's cursed energy, the win is 100% his
@LockerRoomChatter5 ай бұрын
Sukuna : With this treasu- GER speaking to Sukuna * “What you're seeing is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities, but you will NEVER arrive at the truth that's going to happen. None who stand before me shall ever get there, regardless of their abilities. This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem!"*
1:00 Kashimo himself isn't as fast as lightning. There is not a single panel where one can say with confidence, that Sukuna was not aim dodging
@anthonymax18685 ай бұрын
Ya know, I was NOT expecting Kaleb to bring up Devil May Cry in this vid, but the take was very nuisanced. Sukuna's World Slasher against Vergil's Judgement Cut: End could go so many diffent ways...and don't get me started on the firestorm that is him saying Nero gets folded like an absolute DEADWEIGHT is sure to bring. But hot takes are one of Kaleb's specialities (even if he hasn't used them since the Heian Era). Overall, that video was 8.5 JoGoats out of 10 "Nah, I'd Win"s!
@raeldrews11875 ай бұрын
I for one hardly dissagre
@salmonhippo98245 ай бұрын
doesnt the dmc verse one shot jjk?
@raeldrews11875 ай бұрын
@@salmonhippo9824 yup. A few exceptions here and dare but even lady that is probably the weakest character would give jjk a run for their money.
@anthonymax18685 ай бұрын
@salmonhippo9824 they should win easily, even if you limit the use of Devil Trigger (and Sin Devil Trigger). You need to be generous to Sukuna to assume that just because he dodges Kashimo's use of lightning that he should be consistently light-speed, but even if he were, this shouldn't be an issue Vergil casually unleashes ranged attacks that should easily be light speed, let alone his physical movement speed surpassing this. Dante, even if you assume he's weaker by the end of DMC V, then Vergil has enough powerful weapons throughout his travels to pretty handily pressure Sukuna, and there are some like either Time Bangle or Quicksilver that create easy openings for Dante. Also, Nero just kinda outscales both of them at the end of DMC V, so yeah. Tbh, he's probably not the weakest enemy they've fought, but he really shouldn't pose a major issue to them. It could be interesting to watch them interact though.
@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe5 ай бұрын
@@anthonymax1868 You could take any version of Dante from DMC 1 onwards, Remove both his arms, Remove both his legs, Blind him, Deafen him, Restrict him from using any of his weapons or forms, Remove 99% of his demonic energy, Give him cancer and the black plague and he would still win without any difficulty against Sukuna. Dante is atleast on the same level as DBS Goku even in DMC 1, And i think its pretty obvious how well Goku would do against Sukuna with the same exact restrictions.
@melonman94395 ай бұрын
honestly did NOT see the plankton boss from the mr krabs ketamine game fitting in this video but here we are
@I_Am_Alberto2 күн бұрын
“Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women, and the children too”
@ultimazilla98145 ай бұрын
Fun fact about JoJo characters: They are MFTL for literally no reason. Therefore, my favorite phrase in VS battle scenarios which does not get treated with nearly enough seriousness 99% of the time: speedblitz. Who cares if you can one-shot a character if they move 80 billion times faster than you and can just hit you so fast that even the smallest amount of damage per hit will deal massive damage. Speed is probably the single stat that can end a fight if the gap is big enough.
@TheOne-pu6um5 ай бұрын
Just reacting to something doesn't mean you can replicate the speed. If they were actually moving at light speeds everything around them would be destroyed yet we can clearly see them having difficulty producing even building level feats.
@DarkGaia923055 ай бұрын
Where in jojo did you see any character go faster than light other than pucci
@noonespecialtbh5 ай бұрын
@@TheOne-pu6um you ignore that fact in fiction, because they clearly do move faster than light.
@noonespecialtbh5 ай бұрын
@@DarkGaia92305 Joseph, Kars, Polnaref, Joylne, and 2 statements
@fabioviti73845 ай бұрын
@@DarkGaia92305they tell you, like, multiple times
@silly_fellow5255 ай бұрын
All fun and games till sukuna makes fun of josukes hair
@angeljj21293 ай бұрын
Great Video!! I just think that it was left out that there is a win condition for josuke, if he gets to give sukuna a punch barrage, he could potentially take out all of the fingers and even free megumi, since Crazy Diamond can effectively alter fully healthy bodies and work with the soul directly. Although yeah, it's virtually impossible for Josuke to get that close to sukuna
@Georgefloydthesneedster5 ай бұрын
11:50 didnt know tusk act 2 is GER
@ofekk2135 ай бұрын
Read part 7 it's peak
@Shady_br5 ай бұрын
Editing mistake
@Georgefloydthesneedster5 ай бұрын
@@ofekk213 what does this have to do with me making a joke about kalebs editing mistake?
@salmonhippo98245 ай бұрын
So its the same type of stand as GER?
@josephrogers36665 ай бұрын
@@Georgefloydthesneedsternothing but it’s a good manga anyway
@avasyubiswal54215 ай бұрын
9:33 if he cut josuke hair he's done for...
@BH-bc3qh3 ай бұрын
“Ah yes, my anti-requiem technique, I haven’t used this since the Heian era”
@kukito77743 ай бұрын
Since you are counting sukunas plot armor as “durability” I think we need to also count Joseph “durability” so he wins
@KAEL-ym6qu4 ай бұрын
Sukuna: Am the strongest Joseph: To the space you go.
@Meesecrxt4 ай бұрын
Oh your approaching me? I’ll just steal your ability to breath
@genericdegen973622 күн бұрын
12:20 If you want to make the argument that cleave/dismantle goes through stands since nothing can harm stands except for stands, then you need to acknowledge the fact that since the Joestars don't come from the world of JJK- and hence don't have cursed energy- the sure-hit effect of domains don't apply to them and cleave wouldn't scale up to their durability since it has no CE to reference inside of them(could make the argument the Joestars can't see Sukuna cause beings with little to no CE can't see curses, but I'd argue that since Toji/Maki could with their HR, the joestars should be able to as well since they have no CE and possess great willpower). Also, the Jotaro assessment feels like a bit of a ripoff since the guy can outright stop time. You made the argument of head explosion for Johnny but not Jotaro? What about his fight against dark blue moon when he uses star finger, he'd be more than willing to aim for the head in stopped time when he's raging and knows his enemy is dangerous. I can agree that the others would need to get real creative to either take him down or outlast Sukuna's stupidly huge CE pool(Jonathan and Joseph stand at least a 5% chance to win, the Joestar luck is very much real), but Gold Experience feels like it should be a much closer fight. It's base abilities of reflecting damage and producing life energy feel like pretty direct counters to Sukuna. Life energy seems like it would be positive in nature and act as a corrosive effect to him as a being of negativity, similar to the Sword of Extermination Mahoraga uses that's layered in positive energy and basically shreds curses, and the damage reflection attached to life giver constructs isn't something Sukuna would be prepared for(though I'm sure he'll bs his way into a vow around it). I'm not saying it's a guaranteed W for GE, but Giorno does stand a good chance to win even without requiem. I can see the comparison of life giver's regular animals against the shikigami of the ten shadows, but your argument there just seems like you're trying to downplay Giorno, like he absolutely needs to use the creatures he makes offensively when they're more used for utility(you bring up that point by showing freaking rabbit escape of all shikigami, did you not think of that at all or did you "not have the facilities" when you were researching, recording, and editing?).
@Namerex11 күн бұрын
Damnn
@maikofuna3 ай бұрын
Buddy every jjba protagonist and villain travel much faster than the speed of light. Sukuna at a HIGHBALL travels at around the speed of light. ALL jojo protagonists could blitz sukuna. It would be to the point where sukuna could legit not see the attacks. Sukuna out here struggling with Maki and Yuji Jonathon gonna show him who daddy is.
@agostinhocarrara91475 ай бұрын
19:57 Bro can literally steal negative emotions
@channingdavis55412 ай бұрын
Sukuna is not beating any version of jotaro. You talking about how close the fight with Dio was??? Did you watch the fight with your eyes close? Or are you using the OVA for your example? Jotaro vs DIO was 70/30. Then Dio proceeded get waxed. Outside some tricks but Jotaro definitely had Dio for the better of the fight in the anime.
@therealretro5 ай бұрын
"only a stand can beat a stand" is all you gotta say after season 3
@nykaimcneil60822 ай бұрын
No limlita fallacy You think echos act 3 can beat the living tribunal from marvel?
@lXedalinl11 күн бұрын
you immediately lost me when you discounted the ripple against humans.
@lewycraft5 ай бұрын
Ok, about regular Gold Experience... Life giving ability is one of the most broken out there, as technicly all that Giorno must do, is make any animal from non living object, Sukuna cuts it and damage is reversed back at Sukuna.
@detorresedreannkingmarione72425 ай бұрын
Fax All he need is a rock then turn it into tree
@raeldrews11875 ай бұрын
Yeah still sukuna probably can tank his own attacks.
@JotaroKujo-ip5wb5 ай бұрын
@@raeldrews1187 probably not a WCS though.
@raeldrews11875 ай бұрын
@@JotaroKujo-ip5wb yup but honestly i dont know how that shit would interect with life giver.
@MetalClown05 ай бұрын
Josuke could restore the body of sukunas vessel to get him out of there
@jacobslay66773 ай бұрын
None of them because he would pull up with “Ah yes my Anti-Stand technique that I haven’t used since the Heian Era.”
@HT_Tony3 ай бұрын
The downplay of Jonathan is INSANE, I'm not gonna say he wins but it's a close fight until that domain pops.
@kirbyismygod8825Ай бұрын
Even then didn’t he tank the mountain exploding on him
@Theworld-ct2bl2 күн бұрын
errr what? Explain please. Johnathan is barely superhuman + wall level. Sukuna tanks every hit from him then rips his body apart.
@Y.T.STachi5 ай бұрын
I mean im ngl you gave a lot of leeway to Sukuna. The Jojo except of Jonathan and Joseph are so far faster than Sukuna its not even funny. Not to mention they can tank a dismantle easily and it will take a while for cleave to properly adjust to their stands And no cleave and dismantle wont go through stand since they could interact with none stand objects. They would just blitzed and cave Sukuna head in with a stand rush and its gg
@ShinyNumber15 ай бұрын
Good points. What I'm wondering is if the users are as fast as their stands? Like Star Plat is ftl+ but as shown in the Pucci fight, Jotaro himself is still only as fast as a top athlete. So say if Sukuna does a binding vow to launch the world cutting dismantle without moving like vs Gojo which is unblockable and undetectable even for reality warpers, would their stands be fast enough to save them in the exact moment that the space they exist in is getting sliced? The only way characters have shown to be able to preemptively dodge the world cutting dismantle is if he points its direction (vs Kashimo) or if it happens to hit rubble before it hits you (vs Maki)
@raeldrews11875 ай бұрын
They wouldnt go trought the stands if they are used to block them. What is a smart considering if one of the slashes any of the users they are done for.
@Y.T.STachi5 ай бұрын
@@ShinyNumber1 the stands would be fast enough and like Giorno wouldn't worry about Sukuna even launching the attack. Stands has shown they can move their users out of the way of danger so you could say they can use their superior speed to pull their user out of the way. If not world cutting slash would do them in
@Y.T.STachi5 ай бұрын
@@raeldrews1187 I know Jojo protags are really durable so I know they can take a couple of slashes
@raeldrews11875 ай бұрын
@@Y.T.STachi acutely no. They have a good endurence meaning they can keep fighting even if really damaged. They dont have a good drurability as we have seen them being damaged by really normal things. Dont get me wrong they are surely why more dureable then a avarage human. But we have seen sukuna slash strough people with dirability comperable to their stands like they were butter. It isnt a win condition but thay should at least for them to be more carefull around him
@doggothedog45 ай бұрын
"Ah yes my anti jostar technique I haven't used this since the hiean era" -big suku
@noonespecialtbh5 ай бұрын
Every JoJo, when dd you forget all the JoJo scaling?
@UnisRapier5 ай бұрын
Joseph would probably find a way to beat sukuna with the most ridiculous plan ever
@A_man.with.a0huge0ego3 күн бұрын
All of them.. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. And i’m not just talking about the men, but the women too, and the kids!
@baklavistandakipadisah5812 ай бұрын
bro was gobbling sukunas malevolent meat
@roarzabimaru-q1iАй бұрын
Or maybe... just saying truth
@OrntakraАй бұрын
@@roarzabimaru-q1ihe's not tho There a literally a character that can stop time itself what tf sukuna gonna do? Nothing. Bro glazing sukuna like he a multiverse level characters when sukuna is a merely continent level🤦♂️
@roarzabimaru-q1iАй бұрын
@@Orntakra rct
@OrntakraАй бұрын
@@roarzabimaru-q1i RCT? Really? Is that it? Jojo characters are faster than light itself and jjk sorcerer main critical weakneass is their brain and girono can literally erase sukuna main power systems in jjk is Curse energy by just speaking. You and this illiterate KZbinr are an illiterate glazing a fodder arse of fictional characters. Popeyes the cartoon characters itself can solo the entire jjk verse by just eating spinach🫵😂 Cope and glazing harder JJK stan You people are a bunch ignorance oblivious delusional optimism " appeal to illiteracy" sheep🫵😂
@OrntakraАй бұрын
@@roarzabimaru-q1i Dio , girono and jotaro can solo the entire jjk universe individually🫵😂 "So this is the same power as star platinum" GOATARO🐐👑
@ludareinoso3815 ай бұрын
gappy be like oop i stole ur cursed energy :3
@Giorno_Giovanna-true_gang-starАй бұрын
“If I don’t have GER I might struggle “ “But would you lose “ “Nah I’d win”
@darkbingo45385 ай бұрын
Wouldn't the enmaten hand sign or any hand sign in general be unable to even be made if josuke8 were to remove his friction?
@DamianShively5 ай бұрын
Your right
@VasaBigwater5 ай бұрын
I always love the what if scenarios. How did you end up talking about Gannondorf though?
@chickenking17532 ай бұрын
Jotoro: So Sakuna and I have the same type of power? *Proceeds to use cursed energy*
@YoureMy_Valentine5 ай бұрын
No way bro compared dismantles speed to the speed of a short range stand😂
@kingpengu88955 ай бұрын
Fr
@TheOne-pu6um5 ай бұрын
Josuke himself said he to needs to push Crazy Diamond to get himself in the 300 mph range. Dismantle happens instantly, can't be seen and can't be blocked unless you have cursed energy.
@JonzWago5 ай бұрын
@@TheOne-pu6um we see Maki dodging dismantle, it does not happen instantly, maki is high high ball light speed, crazy diamond was compared (by jotaro) to be an equivalent speed to star platinum (who is mftl+) dismantle’s speed is definitely not comparable to the average close range stand
@TheOne-pu6um5 ай бұрын
@@JonzWago Instantly is just another way to say it practically happens at the same time. Sukuna sends it out and it appears before anyone (who isn't in the top realm of speed in the verse) realizes. And close ranged stands are nowhere near light speed as many are pressed by gunfire and have difficulty keeping up with attacks coming from multiple angles. Josuke even admitted he can only get his stand up to around 300-400 mph. That statement makes more sense than the lightspeed one as anything punched at lightspeed would have been vaporized yet Star Platinum has never been capable of that kind of strength. We even see Star Platinum fail to defend against attacks that are nowhere near light speed just due to the sheer number of them coming at once.
@nicolasleal56445 ай бұрын
@@TheOne-pu6um remember that one time in the first episode where star platinum catches a point blank shot to his head. Yeah that. Anyways...
@thelegendshadow5 ай бұрын
You forgot jojo siwa.
@justinweber49775 ай бұрын
Too OP, there wasn't a point.
@sandramiller24473 ай бұрын
Your forgetting that with act 3 the wormhole he hides in anything that tries to enter gets absolutely annihilated
@Kelyan_Morningstar153 ай бұрын
Sukuna is large city level Jojo villains are whole different level from planet level to Multiversal lvl 😂😂😂