All quotes from Portal 2's Fact Sphere

[@loqutor]

"Space Sphere will never go into space." Lies.

[@Storyfrombolvar]

+Phil H 50 percents of his facts are false, thats why he is broken

[@Cooliostuff]

+Phil H true

[@jennifersharp9713]

He also said space doesn't exist.

[@loganhendon688]

+Jennifer Sharp space doesn't, it's one point that your in. If space is precived to exist then space core is in space on earth. therefore the existence of the consept of space is meaningless.

[@PiguyGaming]

Dude. I approve this theory. YOU NEED SOME SORT OF A REWARD FOR THIS!!!

[@christianjb2002]

"Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."

[@ВладимирКоролёв-х1м]

Damn that's dark.

[@sutterismine]

GLaDOS enjoys this comment.

[@chadderbug7587]

2:09

[@liamdalemon1525]

well he's not wrong

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

Alyx: hey Doc, what cat?? [teleporter cycles] 😈

[@MegaFafnir]

"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was VERY, VERY thirsty." XD

[@m.jailam8861]

i always joked about how whoever discovered cow's milk must have been a really sick person xD

[@corruptedcore9854]

Same goes for eggs.

[@blurrrrrr44]

i always thought they tried cows milk as a substitute for other milk when they had orphaned child.

[@fulcrum2951]

Not wrong

[@aliensguy4291]

I agree the person to discover cows milk was actually really good must have either been desperately thirsty or a perverted cow molester

[@_ArsNova]

"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror." *Oh yeah, it's big brain time*

[@PL-xy9cn]

1:23

[@KillerBluebirdGaming]

My favorite "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914, everyone involved screamed the entire way."

[@zeldagamer7477]

+KillerBluebird Its actually true

[@NyanSten]

It was in 1914 but without the screaming.

[@zeldagamer7477]

+Jan Sten Adámek no I'm pretty sure they screamed most of the way

[@Mick_92]

I can only imagine that.

[@stevenneiman9789]

I think my favorite is probably the Fact Core's counting mnemonic. Or maybe the story of Shakespeare.

[@Skullboy264]

"The square root of rope is string." - Why is that so funny? xD

[@shiroganekei1620]

Because if you think about it, it's true.

[@ianvillie3262]

+Shirogane Kei holy shit.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

+Skullboy oh I get, strings are really thin and small but if multiply that by itself then its bigger, therefore its a rope

[@silverdandylmao]

I haven't heard anything more absurdly correct

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

String^2=rope

[@PeeperSnail]

I won against Wheatley, where is my promised allegiance with the totally-accurate and handsome Fact Sphere?

[@simpluigi4699]

Alma Martinez the fact sphere is in "space"

[@izzyladd9]

Which doesn't exist, so where is he? We'll never know *jumps out of window*

[@KitskullDubstep]

"S P A C E"

[@classclown1024]

The fact core never went to space, only Wheatley and the space core did. The others stayed on earth.

[@darkpandalord3844]

+The Sourest, well we saw space in the game, so it does exist, but the handsome fact sphere said it didn't exist...*all physics and known logic breaks*.

[@Rheologist]

The comedic genius of valves employees is incredibly under appreciated

[@devinsanderson9483]

" in 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning"

[@ratvibe]

it's pretty appreciated

[@SonOfTheChinChin]

marc laidlaw

[@failserum]

*"The Fact Shpere is NOT defective. It's facts are wholly accurate, and VERY interesting."* *"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."* Oh yes. So very interesting.

[@teraspeXt]

that's 9 12 not 12 12

[@failserum]

@@teraspeXt dude i don't even remember writing this comment. i spelled sphere wrong

[@thunderbolt9722]

We’re you sleep walking?

[@korvusgaming4927]

Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.

[@korvusgaming4927]

Warning: Sphere Corruption at 20--R-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up.

[@TheDragonCat99]

"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long." Well, he's not wrong....

[@jesterJunkiee]

Yeah, I died when I tested that :\

[@InitiateDee]

Well taht's unlucky unfortunate.

[@_tedtheenderman_6177]

"Space Does Not Exist." "Space Sphere Will Never Go Into Space." "You Will Never Go Into Space." LIAR! XD

[@moniquita720]

Emma Davis Technically space is just a place with very low density that does, in have, have little particles of matter. So, saying space in the sense of an empty vastness is indeed wrong, and thus space doesn't really exist. I am being very technical to troll you.

[@dillon5975]

MÓNICA ANDRADE spacr E

[@zanytobbs]

"You can stand to lose a few pounds" Gotta love being called fat in both games lol

[@Mick_92]

Fatty fatty no parents!

[@spicymilkshake6600]

MisterPringle You never were called fat in Portal 1

[@Klaevin]

well, apparently, you are... by the fact sphere...

[@ascendedcat260]

If the fact sphere says it, it must be true

[@Carossmo]

@@Klaevin but the fact sphere was introduced in Portal 2...

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

Google actually uses this core for their Gemini AI.

[@amogus_sus_YT]

No, this core is smarter then gemini

[@Russian-Doll-Drone]

Fact Core is 10x smarter

[@drrenwtfrick]

​@Russian-Doll-Drone bold of you to multiply 0 with 10, shoulda used alot of addition kek

[@RDrakewind]

I like how they toss in actual real facts in with all the stupid nonsense to make it sound corrupt.

[@notalessandro]

But I thought those all were true so far :(

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@notalessandro they are true, this takes place in the future of a fictional version of the world which was at one point taken over by aliens. So facts may not be accurate to our world but he’s still never wrong

[@BigHailFan]

@@ProjectEchoshadow but the space core DID go to space. so he was wrong.

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@BigHailFan that’s true too, he went so far as to say space does not exist

[@PhoenixVigil]

Honey does not spoil

[@tiltedtesseract8210]

"Twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens." -Fact Core, 2011

[@tattersthebat6253]

"Apple. Orange. Pear. Plum. Kumquats. Tangerine. Tomato. Avocado. Guava." - Fact Core, 2011

[@mdj3638]

drew b. I read this when he said it

[@gregwolking]

Bonus points for spelling "Kumquat" correctly, unlike the caption in the video.

[@Jackieism]

error error factnafa error error factnafa factnafa

[@Jackieism]

error error error error filenafa error error error factnafa factnafa

[@Hyperawsome]

"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the fact sphere." Best one.

[@CoolSs]

+1

[@odd6646]

I love that one ♡♡♡

[@nauti_lass]

supherical

[@back2end858]

"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians." Imagine someone's getting surgery and they find an avacado.

[@Mechagodzilla128]

"The good news is, you no longer have cancer. The bad news is, you had an entire avocado plant growing in your intestines. We have removed it for your convenience."

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

@@Mechagodzilla128 "But unfortunately, a new avocado is growing inside you and I'm deeply sorry, but it's time to say goodbye. You will transform into a massive avocado within the next 24 hours.

[@jamesknowles2445]

it’s just an avocado seed

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@tatertatertatertatertater That is a godly username

[@sillybilly-x9g]

as an australian, can confirm. Sometimes i spit up avocado pits as if they were hairballs

[@matthewherndon6488]

This sphere is the Internet.

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

+Matthew Herndon finally, somebody gets it

[@BrunoGomes-oy9qd]

nah it lacks memes

[@moniquita720]

Bruno Gomes It's meme: "The fact sphere is very handsome and very accurate" and "twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen."

[@gamingwithwingman4532]

12 divided by 2 is 6 , 6 divided by 2 is 3 . 3 sides to a triangle (*_*)

[@rahulverma8774]

yeah ....the sphere is like internet on drugs 😂

[@marvingriffin3]

"Humans can survive under water,but not for very long" He uh......he has a point.

[@gonyancatforever]

Yeah XD

[@ferguskemp4315]

Katie Perdue this comment has 69 thumbs up.

[@crowfeathers]

Fergus Kempf 82

[@biohazard4865]

Crow Feathers 103

[@KennithSimmons]

marvin griffin Some of his facts are correct

[@snuggelshuskey768]

Do you think the voice actor for the fact sphere was told "Okay so... we need you to get some facts...and then just start saying them. They don't need to be correct...just....just say them."

[@singmeastory6634]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5OplaSPqZKoeas This video will answer your question, if you are still wondering.

[@neonroad12]

@@singmeastory6634 thanks for that!

[@andersonzeis3841]

I was seriously expecting to be rickrolled. I’m so disappointed

[@haseenabadshah5381]

569 likes lmao

[@typryor2227]

Rick: “You look beautiful so I’ll handle this.” Fact core: “We will both die because of your negligence.”

[@pryordevine3855]

Why have you stolen my name?

[@WillMarkert]

So basically, Rick is an optimist and Craig(Fact Core) is a pessimist.

[@TheKNexWeasel]

My favorite one: "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."

[@michaelkelley737]

He actually died from Pneumonia and metastatic cancer. Plus, the part where he says that he ate 75 hot dogs is also false.

[@LargeCoke_Mediumfry]

@@michaelkelley737you… don’t understand the joke of the fact core, do you? The whole point of the fact sphere is that he spouts nonsense and blatantly obvious facts

[@eringrewal3442]

I was expecting the Fact Sphere to say, "Half Life 3 will never exist."

[@jreaganmorganchannel]

+Erin Grewal It would be the most accurate thing it could ever say.

[@玉兎の気骨]

+Jonathan Morgan Of course.

[@creepercreations7622]

Erin Grewal or that portal 5 won't happen

[@Manardo18]

Atually the fact core is incorrect about all this fact so it should be "half life 3 will be realsed"

[@thelastroman7791]

Jonathan Morgan Too soon...

[@matthewherndon6488]

"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way." I need to shake the hand of the man who wrote these.

[@thatonedude7966]

The voice actor got the facts so.......

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

The past tense of "surgeons general" is "surgeonsed general"

[@reng935]

I don't get it

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

@@reng935 The plane is crashing down. That's why everybody screamed

[@reng935]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 oh ok thanks I feel stupid haha

[@CodenameBolts]

The Fact Sphere seems to me like the only slightly corrupted core. He actually has correct facts but a lot just contain an added incorrect part. Wheatley was built to be an idiot so he isn't corrupted, he's working the way he was designed. The space core is just crazy and Rick seems to be acting normal, he just likes adventure.

[@darkmoondeath00]

imagine wheatley breaks and he just becomes omnipotent

[@alemon2367]

But it's clearly said that the Fact Sphere is not defective and that it's facts are all true

[@CodenameBolts]

@@alemon2367 gullible

[@illshouyu]

Given the explanation that Aperture did everything possible to make GLaDOS less able, it seems highly likely that the Fact Sphere intentionally provides both accurate and inaccurate facts, firstly as a means of getting GLaDOS to trust it as a valid source, and then subsequently to get her operating based on nonsense. This is also what every news and media corporation does to you, often via other people, who have been successfully deceived into operating based on nonsense.

[@Anonymous-ks1pn]

Ricks corruption made him sexist

[@UnordEntertainment]

"the square root of rope is string"

[@Lolpy.]

I mean he's right in a way

[@KitskullDubstep]

Cuz like, string times many strings is a rope...?

[@JizzyJazz]

Kitskull Dubstep No.

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

Kitskull Dubstep that makes sense

[@paragon4770]

Honestly, that does make a lot of sense

[@JedgarTheGamer]

The fact Sphere's counting tip really helped.

[@alephnull127]

what comes before 60

[@Awelbeckk]

Your Mom ... a lot ...

[@wyattmeshell1905]

12

[@The_Forgettable1]

My earlier counting difficulties now seem like no big deal

[@gelatinoussire7772]

"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch" I was abducted by the Dutch. It was horrible, and scary.

[@paraboo5475]

Deathpuff12 But... But didn't you like our stroopwafels?

[@dhararry7929]

Really?

[@Penguinman2.0]

d hararry no!

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

Same. An awful experience.

[@vonempalmeolmos]

"At some point in their lives" - That's how I ended up living here now... :O

[@Penguin-of-all-penguins]

Love him or hate him This man spitten straight facts

[@Jhon_Human]

I mean he said the space core will not go to space yet it did

[@Penguin-of-all-penguins]

@@Jhon_Human “The Fact Sphere is always right.” -The Fact Sphere

[@stxlxnmusic]

"Space doesn't exist" yet he still spits facts💀💀💀

[@agent5tm902]

Fact: The Fact core is not a man, it's a robot. Your unorthodox way of writing is making you look less human and more of a resemblance of a donkey with brain damage. Organic thoughts and jokes are inferior to artificial jokes

[@gwest3644]

@@Jhon_Human Who are you going to believe, some video game or the handsome Fact Sphere who is always right

[@supermutantninjasandvich9626]

The fact sphere still taught me more than my 7 years of education.

[@moneywalrus2069]

+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich Don't take all of it literally though, as the fact sphere is corrupted and cannot be trusted

[@supermutantninjasandvich9626]

Yea, I checked the wiki and it says some wrong facts.

[@jimstone3014]

+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting. The Fact Sphere is always right.

[@crazymario6596]

+Jim Pigmon --- Actually, the Fact Sphere is defective because at 0:48-1:15 he starts repeating/saying random words, etc.

[@shiroganekei1620]

+crazymario65 Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.

[@Soulariax]

It said "twelve" nine times. 12 - 9 = 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Mario 64 confirmed.

[@darthutah6649]

Soulariax lol

[@Soulariax]

Darth Utah 66 That was the joke.

[@cardaroy3556]

+Cinnamongamer *Facepalm*

[@VaderClone501]

its ilimaunati comfirmed

[@nightfuryyassamaru1683]

+Cinnamongamer Half Life 3 confirmed. Fucking Black Mesa

[@blara2401]

Well this is the greatest parody of Wikipedia ever.

[@blara2401]

Brooke Koerner C'mon, it has to be intentional!

[@shin-5325]

You are everywhere.

[@blara2401]

***** And I'm proud of it.

[@shin-5325]

blara2401 no you *need* to *stop* *[ANGER INTENSIFIES]*

[@blara2401]

***** Why that?

[@numberonesnarkfan]

as an Australian, I feel threatened by his avocado fact.

[@orbcat1790]

Could I have your *avocados*

[@kanunize]

Give us your fabled avocados.

[@DalekCraft]

bröther may I have some avocado

[@kiramortwilson7411]

It gets even worse when you know that “avocado” was the Aztec word for testicles, or something like that 🤣 (apparently they grow in pairs!)

[@PixelSV103]

@@kiramortwilson7411 that's very cursed. If I were an Australian, I would feel even more threatened now.

[@darkmoonwolf985]

Help I died at "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."

[@dhararry7929]

Can you please show me your resurrection machine?

[@Mechagodzilla128]

@@dhararry7929 you don't need a resurrection machine. Just some green mushrooms.

[@lockscorparationunrapped4309]

i broke down laughing on that one but really like wait what

[@JamesEpicson]

"The space sphere will never go to space." "You will never go into space." "Fact: Space does not exist." "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." Some one doesn't like the space core.

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

And all of these facts were completely wrong...maybe facts sphere is jealous?

[@howardvonstauffer]

Well, he does not like Rick "The Adventure Sphere" either, calling him a blowhard, and a coward.

[@flamerodbarrel1311]

Well he clearly was wrong about Space Core cause he did in fact got into space.

[@DuckInGameStop]

But then another fact was about the sun, implying that he does believe in space, because that's where the sun is

[@bubbleman2002]

The atomic weight of germanium is actually 72.64. Good job, fact core.

[@InitiateDee]

Fact core ruined his name.

[@roycampbell6737]

Boris he's corrupt so some facts are wrong

[@donofbran]

Boris that's what he said

[@randomwannab]

For you guys who don't understand, the Fact core tells facts that aren't really correct, because he's corrupt. The fact that he got this one right is grounds to congratulate him because he doesn't get much right.

[@bass-dc9175]

Things the Fact Sphere got right: The billionth digit of Pi is 9. Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long. A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second. Honey does not spoil. The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Rats cannot throw up. Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes. The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats. Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius. Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath. The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government. The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space. The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute. Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself. Hot water freezes quicker than cold water. The situation you are in is very dangerous. Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.

[@larrykoopa64dshacker64]

5:17 or 5:18 this one is priceless (as they all are, but that one is my favorite line) "Before the Wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium"

[@Kemonokami]

"Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes." SOMEBODY _MEASURED_ THAT?!

[@TheDoggyGIR]

+Kemonokami Some scientists have a lot of time on their hands :/

[@TheHeadHunter1000]

I listened to the radio last night. Someone took bee stings in 25 different areas on their body to find the pain threshold of each area. And report as such. The most painful area reported was the nostril. The second was the shaft of the penis. I lost attention to the rest of the list because my mind was caught in a loop about how they orchestrated the trial. On the same station Ethologists have also discovered that mammals, regardless of size or species, take about the same time to urinate regardless of the 50 Gallons of urine an elephant has. All the way down to a mouse. Give or take 7 seconds. And compensation for an elder age. It was a strange car ride last night.

[@TheHeadHunter1000]

The Vicious Drift And they are getting payed for it too.... >.> Researching pointless knowledge.

[@vervixx9272]

+TheHeadHunter1000 what do you mean pointless .. every one needs to know where do they prefer to be stung by a bee.. this way when a bee wants to sting you.. you can ask it nicely to sting on a specific location...

[@TheHeadHunter1000]

Haruka So that is your fetish. Kinky

[@jjrandom1125]

"89% of magic tricks are not magic... technically, they are sorcery" XD

[@arenceagcaoili9368]

An ostriches eye is bigger than it's Brain

[@farel7752]

he say about a real fact

[@redacted7319]

You could stand to lose a few pounds

[@griffingower1883]

Sorcery is the same thing as magic

[@BOLPutube]

Everything I learned in school is a lie!

[@agentcole1]

Just like that *DAMN CAKE!!!*

[@Arko777777]

***** There is a cake in the end of Portal 1 in the storage room.

[@agentcole1]

Arko777777 Yeah, I remember, it was just a joke

[@kiyomikato1540]

Actually the cake WAS A LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

[@thecommenter6773]

Norma Astacio it always is, even in mario, cake=bowser attacked the castle

[@Glow_InTheDark_Stars]

5:37 This fact has convinced me the Fact Core’s name would be Craig.

[@ItemlabelOtto]

The Fact Sphere feels more like a Garry or a Ted than a Craig to me

[@ManateeMentality]

I always lose it at 1:13 "Warning: sphere corruption at 20 r-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up."

[@m.pensive]

At first I heard "PLANTS cannot throw up" xD

[@RepeTorpUse]

@@m.pensiveso did KZbin subtitles

[@DrStrangefate]

"At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." LMAO I'm dying

[@briansmith4125]

Oh dear... I guess we should fear the Dutch.

[@mostawesomeflyer6164]

I am ducth:(

[@DrStrangefate]

So...it's true right? :)

[@bluelikethemoon1331]

Most Awesome Flyer where the fuck is ducth?!

[@stevegek]

Leafeon Green In the Netherlends. Fear us.

[@TheCoolProfessor]

4:26 "Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans."

[@ExtremelyGullibleMeme]

TheCoolProfessor wait how does he know what a human tastes like? O got you aren’t telling me... I’m late

[@alternative7586]

EXCUSE ME

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Humans taste like pork

[@ExtremelyGullibleMeme]

rezandra rizky hol up

[@rydenten6842]

YOU ATE A HUMAN!!! well thank you I need a less humans to watch after and be responsible for them dying

[@tablettablet3028]

Imagine being locked in a room and you have to listen to this guy for 3 days non stop.

[@reddeath5791]

Would you rather that or space core? This is a genuine question btw I’m actually curious which you’d rather be stuck with for 3 days

[@Fionacle]

Honestly space core personally because he’s so adorable (Sorry, I know you didn’t ask me)

[@reddeath5791]

@@xnagytibor I love how you chose door number three XD

[@reddeath5791]

@@Fionacle Nah ur good

[@marshaltito7369]

@@8ax I'd be with it even if it's spouting absolute bullshit because it's fucking funny.

[@myshitpostaccountakaleon5820]

"Cell phones wont give you cancer, Only hepatitis" Wtf xD

[@tot5177]

XD

[@TotalMenace]

"The adventure sphere is a blowhard and a coward," omg lol!!

[@ZimVader0017]

And then he says that he has many friends.....

[@thetruenemesis469]

ZimVader0017 and the most handsome

[@honeychristine2432]

the space sphere will never go to space you will never go to space fact space does not exist

[@stephenmilroy7041]

'This statement is false'. Answer me THAT ONE fact sphere!

[@strangest_cacti]

New mission: 'Decline this mission'! WHAT NOW?

[@wolfqueen6]

'Does a set of all sets contain itself?' MHMM

[@strangest_cacti]

wolfqueen6 Oh. I don't know how to answer this. But I know, that I don't know anything.

[@wolfqueen6]

NikiKR If a man who lies, says he is lying, is he telling the truth?

[@messyzephyr]

wolfqueen6 Of course it does. Why not?

[@voltariantechnologyinc.8594]

"The square root of rope is string." I... am at a loss for words.

[@PixelGeeksOfficial]

"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thiry-four words for fudge." *sigh*

[@rslashrats]

***** to show which part they were sighing at um

[@rslashrats]

because if he comments *sigh* we immediately know the precise moment and line of dialog he was sighing at

[@rslashrats]

but theyre not gonna know what the person was saying "sigh" at, there were a lot of other words, if you didn't notice

[@ElectraHeartisdead]

Obvious troll is obvious

[@windowselectronic1016]

Electra Heart You are the troll.

[@Rixoli]

Am I the only one who wants to meet the group or individuals who got piss drunk and started coming up with these "facts"?

[@Rixoli]

J. Hanna true, but that still leaves the fact that a bunch of people got toasted and went "Okay, we want to make a character thats going to blurt out random useless information, what ratio of genuine facts to bullshit should we use?"

[@Videosaurus_Wrex]

J. Hanna which i think it is supposed to be alluding how often everybody usually accepts facts without questioning them, it has no processes for actually thinking or testing it's ideas and just assumes itself correct because it was told so.

[@ozitopolar]

Rixoli I think that he got all of his original data accurate but then the data got corrupted and then... this happened.

[@RebelliousRobot]

Ironically, some of these are indeed real facts.

[@matthewherndon6488]

"Like most things he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleep waking, and later had no memory of the event." God, I think I busted a lung.

[@omegawilliam9571]

Lincoln: *Wakes up* Wh-Wha? Where am I? Slaves: Thank you for all you've done for us, President!!! Lincoln: WHAT THE FU-

[@Dragonian05]

“I did what in my sleep!? Aw crap, the South is gonna kill me!” Too soon?

[@atwat6157]

Fact core: The fact sphere is not defective. Fact core: **says twelve rapidly**

[@theonlyjarrod3635]

"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." That's got to be the best thing I have ever read and I am disappointed in myself for not thinking of that sooner.

[@teeman9266]

I noticed that GlaDOS and this guy mentions Chells weight...a lot

[@georgplaz]

seems like someone on the writers team had some traumas to process through their creative work :P

[@RandallAgent]

Chell is not fat

[@DestructoGabe8]

Yea whats up with that!? XD

[@gmplidk]

"The fact sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."

[@Nachovyx]

"At one point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch" that line made me wheeze xD

[@tergy]

Pas maar op

[@damol-pingimaster]

@@tergy ze weten niet wat er aan komt man

[@regiboi7709]

"If there are 2 things I hate in life, it's people who are intolerant of other's cultures, and the Dutch."

[@skuglious]

Now i see why parents go to court to retrieve their kids back falsely taken by child protection agents

[@sarahbarnes2940]

"They are found in Australians" OOOOKAY, thanks for the info..

[@Proxyhedron]

It's unbelievable that valve predicted in 2011 the existence of chatGPT

[@TheFallen552]

Wikipedia in a nutshell

[@TheFallen552]

wow why are you hating on fact core he`s awesome (not as awesome as Rick though! XD)

[@TheFallen552]

but he insulted you too he said that if you actually get to space (witch is highly likely! :D) you should burst into flame (witch is not possible because fire needs oxygen and space has nothing in it! no oxygen = no fire! simple as that!)

[@TheFallen552]

yes actually, you can trust Wheatley!

[@blara2401]

I see we thought the exact same way. I didn't even notice your comment, sorry xD

[@columba3942]

Jack, i trust you not to stab our beloved space core.

[@brackets0029]

You could tell me every single one of these was true in the TF2 universe and I'd believe you.

[@anipaper2]

"the space sphear will never go to space"? in ya face goddammit!

[@KhanggiTanka]

"space does not exist" HA your turn

[@milesleblanc164]

Lies and slander. The Space Jam has been performed.

[@anipaper2]

***** welll.... hmmmm..... heee.... ! what definition of space?

[@itsjust_ari]

anipaper2 According to Fact Sphere *glitch* space *glitch* does not exist

[@watsgoinonhere1]

***** ...He's the Fact Core, not the TRUE Fact Core. 2+2=5 is a fact, just a FALSE one.

[@cassandraxiv5223]

It has been scientifically proven that men with moustaches have more hair on their upper lips than men without moustaches. Wether or not this also applies to women, is yet to be tested.

[@_lexi]

PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS.

[@insane_ravenger1558]

Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas.

[@NotASpyReally]

Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants.

[@liriel6259]

_I'm seeing you everywhere-_

[@asuasuasu]

+Feliks Łukasiewicz (PotionLily) Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.

[@ThatIckyGuy]

Eight!

[@hkayakh]

1:18 “the square root of rope is string” I mean that kind of makes sense

[@gabe_s_videos]

"The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsd general." Always my favorite.

[@Pen-ll4zd]

Fact: Studies have shown that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.

[@Zincoshine-]

I lost it at diamonds becoming packaging foam.

[@trunkit8749]

I like how it descends from facts to madness

[@thesymbiotesaga3767]

My IQ went up 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@xX4ttttXx]

Actually 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@coollary1]

0

[@thesymbiotesaga3767]

***** I think so

[@hfrox1]

***** idk why

[@icecrownpoint]

*up to

[@titavaughns7698]

05:05 "... everyone involved screamed the entire way." 😂😂😭 I can see that happening

[@bright0nsounds]

0:48 The fact sphere said "Twelve" 9 times. What's the difference between 12 and 9? 3. HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[@user-gt6pi4pv2k]

k

[@biddyboo8]

PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED EMBRACE IT

[@alexathekitsune7467]

Half Life : Alyx is HL3

[@thealienfrommars8551]

@@alexathekitsune7467 wrOnG

[@WhoTFStoleMyToast]

IT WAS NOT A LIE

[@badatthings5793]

*”WHO TOLD FACT CORE A PARADOX?”*

[@Resi1ience]

"Humans can survive underwater, but not very for long." "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery." Yeah.

[@SK-hx6tg]

apparently it likes the number twelve, fruit, and pens.

[@Chronos36]

4:46 - best "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison"

[@user-kb1yo2ny8e]

Teacher: Your final exam is tomorrow. Me: **watches video for recap of everything I learned**

[@FirstnameLastnamee]

Watching this video instantly gives you a Harvard PhD

[@reddeath5791]

The test: literally has anything but what you learned

[@CaitieLou]

In fact, Eskimos do NOT have 100 words for snow. Their language is structured such that compound words exist, like German. So they have a word for snow, but if they want to say something like "deep snow" the adjective is added onto the word making what is basically "deepsnow." So technically yes they are different words that all refer to snow, but only because they attach adjectives to the nouns they are describing as opposed to keeping them separate.

[@urmommy5]

Not all of fact core's facts are correct

[@theorangeleafeon2893]

+CaitieLou (Lilani) my gawd, there is already enough facts

[@JVtube166]

+Shadow the pokemon master “Toy Chica 666” really?

[@KarlDamgaardAsmussen]

Inuit language has 32 prepositions, though, compared to English's 3 (here, there, yonder.) Including oddballs like a preposition meaning "present in the immediate vincinity of both speaker and listener, but invisible" which is used for smells and sounds.

[@RockandMetal645]

The Fact Sphere is love. The Fact Sphere is life.

[@bjgeantil]

fact : the voice actor for chell also voiced link from legend of Zelda, Gordon freeman from half life, the morality core from portal 1 and Claude from Gta 3.

[@anonymouslucario285]

Ok but that joke doesn't make sence because link can go "hyah hyup haah!" And isn't completely silent like the rest of the characters listed.

[@thedimensionalpotato1534]

0:21 Fact core: the fact Sphere Captions: the fart scare

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Ah, my fart cone

[@NegaScott105]

IT JUST SAID A PARADOX AND DIDN'T EXPLODE

[@popupssuck00]

It wasn't paying attention to itself.

[@LightningIzzy]

which one?

[@riquelme3764]

AsIAdjustMyMonocle Schrodinger's cat.

[@grandomrye3873]

It didn’t explode because it saw the paradox only as a justification for killing cats.

[@MikehMike01]

@@riquelme3764 that’s not a paradox at all

[@capthavic]

Warning: your accuracy may vary

[@theorangeoof926]

5:10 Yo the turret said this as well.

[@redguywithatophat1900]

"The fact sphere is not defective, it's facts are fully accurate and very interesting." "12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12"

[@rubydreamsuwu1095]

"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting earth every 76 years, for the other 75, it retreats to the heart of the Sun, where it hibernates undisturbed." lengendary.

[@Quonzer]

"At some point in their lives one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch." I'm dying.

[@jeremytung1632]

It’s a little disturbing when you think about it enough, each sphere is basically a thumb drive that you attach to GlaDOS to fundamentally change who she is.

[@snowywoods.]

we need Space-GlaDOS!!!

[@GreyMercury]

2:27 'Avocados have the highest fibre and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.' Fuckin' oath.

[@n5r15]

2:33, BRILLIANT!!! My life long struggle is finally over.

[@134lalaland]

the square root of rope is string

[@rorarthepig]

“If you have problem with simple counting, use the mnemonic device” sounds like valve joke tbh

[@ritchiefrostwood7604]

"1 out of 6 children will be abductad by the dutch" W8 what O.o even for a random joke...Why would i .... You know what never mind.

[@Shadowhunterbg]

You will know it.. in time. ;P

[@paraboo5475]

Hurlock alpha I don't get it. And I want to get it because I am Dutch. Could you please tell me?

[@Spdhntr]

There is tons of child trafficking in the Netherlands. Probably what it is referring to.

[@techmaster1769]

i dont get it. Im Dutch.

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

If you count Dutch Children and have an extremely vague definition of “abduction” it makes sense

[@araknidude]

"The first human to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." That, or very, very bored.

[@malsypright]

0:09 well on the bright side, the likelihood of you dying non-violently within the next five minutes is zero...

[@Toon_Lucario]

Watch this at 0.75x speed and it sounds like actual talking and if you watch it at 2x speed it sounds like that little part at the end of a commercial

[@Rottmann870]

I think the Fact Sphere is my spirit animal.

[@EvilDerpSpy]

B-But... But space does exist

[@zakster2222]

Nay, technically it doesn't. Outer space, the thing you maybe referring to, does exist, but space in general does not because everything takes up space.

[@juniorthethird08]

It's all a matter of reference. "Space" exists, but space, by definition, doesn't exist.

[@TheRocketdrive]

Junior F what definition of space makes space a non-existent entity?

[@Sportfuck]

TheRocketdrive Space is defined originally by the objects, which simply "FORM UP". Us humans, have this opinion that objects "TAKE UP SPACE". It might, or might not be true, but SPACE in actuality does not exist. It is a word to describe state of things, not "SOMETHING". In fact, It's existence comes in question only when someone has an illusion that it indeed is a "thing". Sadly it is immediately proven wrong. fact: SPACE DOES NOT EXIST. Also ether is very close to this.

[@TheRocketdrive]

Achi Oragvelidze now that sounds all very philosophical and spiritual. I'll stick with the scientific definitions.

[@MattTOB618]

3:35 "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."

[@ErikWrysinski]

The fact sphere has a lot of friends.

[@LoriTheGirl]

"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water." That is ACTUALLY true. What? o_o

[@Dwurogowy]

LoriTheGirl It is

[@somesadnormie5881]

He littearly said that when I read this comment.

[@MikehMike01]

It’s not true

[@_Pike]

No it isn’t

[@matthew-emerson-cadmer-7409]

Yes it is. It is an extremely common misconception but it is because of the Mpemba effect. If Aristotle said it was common knowledge, then he is wrong.