wow dis iz fake and gay some of these lines are already in teh game wow im suche a genious for being the first one to point this out
@97dusk9 жыл бұрын
Otto Pressler I think the joke went right over your head.
@nickbuechel29649 жыл бұрын
Burraku Dusk he wont get that either. It was stupid even telling him that.
@srslynocraftmco88199 жыл бұрын
lol
@ottopressler16029 жыл бұрын
Burraku Dusk Ok, I can understand him joking... but it wasn't funny.
@ottopressler16029 жыл бұрын
CamTroid I apologize for the comment I posted in reply of this. I think this was a joke...? Anyway, I'm sorry.
@studhouser696911 жыл бұрын
"I'm kidding of course. God, I hate you." That line gets me every time.
@mr80s815 жыл бұрын
2:27
@Paradox661994 жыл бұрын
2:27
@blueskiesandstarrynights4 жыл бұрын
2:27
@natahndolar21424 жыл бұрын
2:27
@BladeZero2384 жыл бұрын
2:27
@tinytoychihuahua73068 жыл бұрын
Glados' voice is honestly so nice to listen to
@spicymilkshake66007 жыл бұрын
DR jay 97 That's the best part
@MoonlightYt_7 жыл бұрын
Error 404: likes not found (sorry, i had to xD)
@SPLARKK6 жыл бұрын
I agree
@AgileOllie5 жыл бұрын
tinytoychihuahua Thank you.
@destiny_someone84765 жыл бұрын
You put an apostrophe after the s (which is part of her name) meaning that there is/are multiple of her. It should be written like this: [GLaDOS’s] just so you know.
@SunSign8 жыл бұрын
I need to reach GLaDOS level sarcasm.
@cosmophobia19177 жыл бұрын
There is a cake at the end.
@viironikkahmurfii54477 жыл бұрын
but cake is a lie....
@latishaheemskerk90606 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS You want to eat it? WELL, TOO BAD!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH!
@BOASYDOG6 жыл бұрын
I’ve nearly got there
@gregoryberkenfield10336 жыл бұрын
So here are your test results.....it says your a horrable person......that what it says a horrable person
@SirCodsworth8 жыл бұрын
I don't even care if some of the lines are in the game. I just came to listen to GLaDOS talking, honestly.
@uknowme22458 жыл бұрын
same
@katt-nokjoke36888 жыл бұрын
Sanderson Mansnoozie yep
@wolfmania88668 жыл бұрын
Sanderson Mansnoozie - yes same, some are funny
@aaroncorporationyoutubecha47878 жыл бұрын
Sanderson Mansnoozie READ DA DESCRIPTION
@bittyb0t8 жыл бұрын
i love glados... she's a hot robot.
@alphasaith834911 жыл бұрын
he forgot 1 of the unused lines, it was "we are a lot alike, you and I, you tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I... oh wait, I havent killed you yet.
@MsZsc11 жыл бұрын
It was in a trailer.
@alphasaith834911 жыл бұрын
meh, it was still awesome.
@Lukas99g7 жыл бұрын
Alpha Saith that's used I think I heard it before...
@jerryzhu69807 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it is used somewhere, after or during cold boot maybe
@faithestherr7 жыл бұрын
That's in one of those propulsion gel videos.
@JetSetDman8 жыл бұрын
You know you've hit an all-time low when a potato says you have fat eyes.
@Narbaculus8 жыл бұрын
You know you've hit a literal all-time low when you've fallen for a straight 59 seconds.
@devzooce89848 жыл бұрын
Liam Twomey DA DUM TSSS
@genessab7 жыл бұрын
Liam Twomey ily
@lemonmarinade38207 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think we destroyed her intelligence core.
@ethanotoroculus10605 жыл бұрын
@@lemonmarinade3820 .
@thewoollyviking59289 жыл бұрын
These lines show perfectly why GLaDOS is my favorite video game antagonist, she is cold, uncaring, and sports a wonderfully sadistic sense of humor. Unlike most evil AIs in popular culture, GLaDOS is not totally emotionless, she is clearly amused by the suffering of others, and with the way she runs the enrichment center, it's meant to push subjects to the physical, mental, and emotional breaking point. GLaDOS's humor stems from her total disregard for human life (and some non-too subtle insults specifically toward Chell, chuckling at the thought of basically running her through tests over and over until she drops dead, that is COLD). She will turn your agony into a joke. and you laugh. even though you really shouldn't.
@cosmophobia19177 жыл бұрын
"Interesting"
@AgileOllie5 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I think.
@teraspeXt4 жыл бұрын
@@AgileOllie No, thank you for making everyone's lives completely miserable.
@flyingplatypus66884 жыл бұрын
I read this whole thing in GLaDOS's voice.
@nobleradical21584 жыл бұрын
She’s also redeemable in her moments of kindness or ignorance. She never attacks you directly, so when this happens, it really changes the tone, as she’s no longer foreboding.
@124Nightwing8 жыл бұрын
Even though she trapped me in an underground facility, tried to kill me hundreds of times, and used me like a guinea pig... I still love GLaDOS.
@josephsulaiman99597 жыл бұрын
that's *why* we love her
@rentoonnetwork5 жыл бұрын
Same! 😂 Oh shit, Stockholm Syndrome got me,
@L-sillybrained5 жыл бұрын
SHES JUST A MURDEROUS LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL AND I LOVE HER ❤️
@DarthJoeyTheWise5 жыл бұрын
same
@DiamondYoshi1015 жыл бұрын
It's more love-hate on my end. Sometimes I want to rip GLaDOS's face off, Other times we ally ourselves to become unstoppable.
@poizenboi764 жыл бұрын
"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, god help you" I died
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
That annoying announcer stole my line
@t65bx253 жыл бұрын
7:07
@NT-sx2bd3 жыл бұрын
I do, and every time. Regardless of who it's said by its so fucking funny to me!
@TheGFig11 жыл бұрын
"This next test- *boom* is- *boom* dangerousi'llberightback-"
@coffeetext10 жыл бұрын
lol
@JeanetteSchramm10 жыл бұрын
Waddle over to the elevators and we'll finish the next test.
@alyssamcfarland44257 жыл бұрын
The GFig omg
@willyhoo29467 жыл бұрын
Alyssa McFarland it's at 8:14!
@1classikai6 жыл бұрын
Willyhoo thank you
@SunnyBristowe10 жыл бұрын
Tic Tac Toe 3 confirmed
@cydippida10 жыл бұрын
Ho mah gawd XD That was to funny. VERY. Funny.
@pinkspirit4457 жыл бұрын
nah this will be tic tac toe 2 EP 2
@Momo-ox9kn7 жыл бұрын
Sunny Bristowe there is no tic tac toe 3 because valve can't count up to 3 Portal 2, no 3 Half life 2, no 3 Team fortress 2, no 3 Left 4 dead 2, no 3
@xanderm60907 жыл бұрын
Maybe there is no third game for all of those because Valve felt they already have definitive endings. Just my guess.
@epctfl7 жыл бұрын
Xander M unfortunately in a press conference the writer says they think that the number 3 is unlucky so that's why
@jamiejamberry4 жыл бұрын
I'm actually glad they had a different actor record the tutorial. That made hearing GladOS's voice later in the game far more exciting
@Victini74722 жыл бұрын
well yeah she IS deactivated after all, so she can't be the one speaking lol
@bpnbeckeroo Жыл бұрын
@@Victini7472 in early versions of the game, there were actually pre-recorded messages from GLaDOS. most of them were exactly the same as the announcers, except for a few.
@EpicNerdsWithCameras8 жыл бұрын
This next test -- **explosion** -- is --**explosion** -- dangerous I'll be right back.
@tajneufeld64318 жыл бұрын
for anyone wondering what time this appears, it's 8:14 !!!!
@wolfmania88668 жыл бұрын
wheatley but not actually sadly - thanks 😄
@johnliang797210 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS: *Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position.* Alright. *Assumes the being Dead position*
@Cobalt9856 жыл бұрын
...That's used in the game though. I don't remember the number of the chamber but it's the same one that the turret song is in. You can close the final part but keep the door closed and she says that line and opens the door... kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3uqiYFvaKiBp5I
@mr.greenface31055 жыл бұрын
Glad0s : Is that what you call a being dead position oh wait ... I forgot you can't. your weight prevents you from getting in the proper dead position
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
This is why you deserve cake. You still won't get any, but you deserve it
@JadeJuno3 жыл бұрын
@@Cobalt985 "Hi yes I can't read descriptions" - You, probably.
@Cobalt9853 жыл бұрын
@@JadeJuno congratulations on replying to a 2 year old comment
@ckies47774 жыл бұрын
"I know how humans make more humans and frankly its ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human which I hope somebody got fired over." _I'm sorry_ *_W H A T_*
@dabossman56504 жыл бұрын
Thomas The Panniest boi LMAAOOOØ
@karticus11394 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@JustGront4 жыл бұрын
Deep
@adeeta57014 жыл бұрын
@MEDIA THING Your parents will tell you when you are older.
@lunarskys26454 жыл бұрын
That one's one of my favorite quotes.
@AlphaTheSkunk10 жыл бұрын
I laughed way hard hearing GLaDOS indignation at needing humans to create more humans. Ugh. How dare we be so inefficient.
@quantumblauthor73003 жыл бұрын
Why can't we materialize like sophisticated creatures
@kayragur35423 жыл бұрын
İts fun tho
@UnrealAngel9 жыл бұрын
8:14 "This next tes-- **BOOM** is-- **BOOM** dangerous I'll be right back."
@UnrealAngel9 жыл бұрын
What we really need is Harry101UK's Wheatley Song on the portal 2 boss fight.
@genuineinterest8 жыл бұрын
+Gabriel Hujjat YES
@thenakedmango65727 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Hujjat WELL WELL WELL WRLCOME TO MY LAIR CHELL AND A POTAO EH OOH I'M REALLY SCARED
@MOVEDjpeg7 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Hujjat yes
@kippoopswagn_n40137 жыл бұрын
+thenakedmango YOU ARE JOKING YOU GOTTA BE! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYE
@ToaOfGallifrey9 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a mod for Siri in which she's voiced by Ellen McClain and is snarky and black humorous like GLaDOS. xD
@alienindisguise55465 жыл бұрын
We need to make this APP DESIGNERS IF YOUR OUT THERE WE NEED YOU
@solaris53035 жыл бұрын
@@alienindisguise5546 It's impossible on iOS, though it could probably be done on a rooted Android.
@alienindisguise55465 жыл бұрын
@@solaris5303 how do i do this I NEEEEED this in my life
@NCIA-935 жыл бұрын
Or for google assistant
@sodiboo5 жыл бұрын
Jailbreaking, could nepeta do this? Maybe not, dunno who can do it but i’d live this
@popgirl8studios8 жыл бұрын
"Experiment" Is literally GladOS ASMR
@alyssa78676 жыл бұрын
"Potato"
@separatistroger6 жыл бұрын
So is "Apology"
@alienindisguise55465 жыл бұрын
@@separatistroger when pink rebels but didnt do anything wrong
@separatistroger5 жыл бұрын
Apatite Facet 24XJ what
@alienindisguise55465 жыл бұрын
@@separatistroger Steven universe reference
@doriandesilva319 жыл бұрын
Press x to apologize, you monster
@waso-suwi6 жыл бұрын
Dorian Tattoos X
@laundrewashington37346 жыл бұрын
Y "I'm sorry you feel like you need an apology." :)
@whenthemewhen27556 жыл бұрын
well i press 3
@annaconnolly39346 жыл бұрын
- (^) ([ ]) (O) (X)
@whenthemewhen27556 жыл бұрын
@@colin3ds1 lol
@jaredkrause33327 жыл бұрын
"The literature doesn't mention anything about lump of coal failure" Damn the pettiness
@theflamingpotato96518 жыл бұрын
I wish valve could count to three
@patnipp7 жыл бұрын
Flaming Potato they can, just not for us XD
@mushman37446 жыл бұрын
I mean where's tic tac toe 3
@alyx88155 жыл бұрын
Half Life 3 is coming soon
@niconiconiikillmeplease22865 жыл бұрын
Valve cant count to 3
@Xx_Oleander_xX5 жыл бұрын
@@niconiconiikillmeplease2286 I think they mean half life Alyx
@sonarata8 жыл бұрын
I wont even lie i use Glados voice to help me sleep sometimes.
@spicymilkshake66007 жыл бұрын
Zach M. "Still Alive" is like the best lullaby ever...
@zeldacrafter45787 жыл бұрын
Wut
@worthyisback56526 жыл бұрын
No please dont say goodbye an unused song and listen to it and you will sleep
@10uRization5 жыл бұрын
You’re looking for a good lullaby? Check out Wither series’ lullaby
@Mesmetail5 жыл бұрын
I used Cave Johnson quotes to sleep one time :'D
@Cottonmouth2559 жыл бұрын
"This next test --" BOOM "... is --" BOOM "dangerousI'llberightback." Why is that so funny? XD
@ahmed43635 жыл бұрын
I read this while she was saying it
@DiamondYoshi1015 жыл бұрын
It's not explosions. It's my head banging against my desk as I struggle to figure out one of GLaDOS's tests.
@brainfuckcode49905 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielbabash1719Maybe because the comment is from 4 years ago?
@ahmed43634 жыл бұрын
@@brainfuckcode4990 lol I find this video back in my recommendations and I found my 6 month old comment from 2019 Sorry for @ING you
@thetruenico61174 жыл бұрын
8:15
@daisybell632510 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS: One of these days, you'll jump and drop like a stone into acid, like a potato falling into a deep fryer. Me: FORESHADOWING!!!!
@brokenchalk16077 жыл бұрын
Ansley Stewart Me: “Oh how the tables have turned”
@danielkempson14176 жыл бұрын
You replied to a 3 year old comment?
@brokenchalk16076 жыл бұрын
daniel kempson YOU COULD NOT STOP ME!!!
@danielkempson14176 жыл бұрын
Jeez, I was just pointing it out.
@brokenchalk16076 жыл бұрын
daniel kempson who said I was angery
@jeefberky91015 жыл бұрын
Words cannot describe how much I love it when she breaks her usual monotone speech
@justanotherrandomcrit81155 жыл бұрын
“The laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar.”
@kyurama64433 жыл бұрын
You can't lie if you don't speak
@deftcoleman0552 Жыл бұрын
Ahh, the sweet smell of hypocrisy.
@TheCrazyBrittish10 жыл бұрын
"waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing" omg that should have been in the game
@clunk0z10 жыл бұрын
It is :3
@spongeyruler10 жыл бұрын
CuteKittyZ Channel I don't remember it in the game.
@bright-_9 жыл бұрын
Haylee Eide it is
@R4V3-0N9 жыл бұрын
where?
@bright-_9 жыл бұрын
R4V3-0N I'm not sure what chapter or level and I'm not going to replay through the whole game to find out, sorry.
@5Jango58 жыл бұрын
At 3:11, could she be talking about Ratman? Because it kind of fits. GLADoS seemed to have forgotten about him in the comic so maybe he deleted himself from the database, and you see his murals in places outside of the test chambers.
@ajgrant99758 жыл бұрын
5Jango5 Hmm maybe. Story probably went through a ton of changes.
@Munky_L7 жыл бұрын
5Jango5 she says that in Poker Night 2 about Cave Johnson.
@lucusedaurasphere7 жыл бұрын
5Jango5 She's talking about Batman.
@rustiekim7 жыл бұрын
5Jango5 hello
@trollreview59066 жыл бұрын
5Jango5 l thought it was about wheatly
@CoffeeLefrap10 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS makes everything sound better
@cosmophobia19177 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@necrogeneticist7 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS Well, If I'm not a human, then what do you want me to do? Can I assist in making these humans?
@cosmophobia19177 жыл бұрын
Sewerfurry You must be stupid, where do you want me to find humans?!
@jacksongibbs89984 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS could make COVID-19 sound good.
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
@@jacksongibbs8998 can't make anything better that can't effect me
@DelialaPenguin9 жыл бұрын
why the hell didnt they use the "test *boom* isdangerousillberightback" in the game??
@GloomyFish9 жыл бұрын
Ikr that was one of my favourites XD
@michaelfixedsys74635 жыл бұрын
Because no test chamber in the game used bombs until after the plot twist
@MoleMad5 жыл бұрын
They used it in the co op tests I think
@myles87864 жыл бұрын
She would be being too nice smh
@gabrielnobrev4 жыл бұрын
probably was replaced by the reactor core line
@WrenchInThePlan10 жыл бұрын
1:01 or so: "I'm just going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious tic-tac-toe-two-related injury."
@christiansilvermoon10 жыл бұрын
Come on....Chell just say it! "I'm sorry for murdering you..!"
@FireBlades10 жыл бұрын
Chell: Apple Me: apoligize.
@cheatsenabled16626 жыл бұрын
I mean, Chell IS mute. What does GLaDOS think, that she's got a surface she could write on and a writing implement hidden on her person?
@cheatsenabled16626 жыл бұрын
Source?
@Yggdrasil425 жыл бұрын
Christian Silvermoon No, that's jumping. You... jumped.
@TwiliPaladin5 жыл бұрын
@@sbsbsb6057 GLaDOS seems to say otherwise. She even says that Chell is mute.
@KittiLumpo4 жыл бұрын
omg "hint" at 4:39 is THE CUTEST thing ive ever heard XD
@AgentBlitzOfficial4 жыл бұрын
8:48 "Oh no. Don't." Beautiful without exclamation and in the middle of all the other lines.
@burgerking726.4 жыл бұрын
Did she mention Ratman? “Don’t listen to him, jump.”
@dromalloma2651 Жыл бұрын
"Stop, don't, come back."
@Frenzy72411 жыл бұрын
The bone marrow one was disturbing...
@alexphillips432511 жыл бұрын
I believe the "Test Element" line is about the fourth gel. The gel was an adhesion gel that allowed you to walk on walls and ceilings, but apparently that AND thinking with portals was waaaay too disorienting to most of the people who got the game WIP. It was removed but still exists deep in the game's files. The only properties it has (if you get it into a custom map) are it's ability to prevent things from sliding on speed gel, and it stops all physics objects from sliding when you hit it. A version with a completely transparent texture and no coating ability is present in some chambers within the game. So bottom line, it WAS something cut from the game.
@pudneyburglar31124 жыл бұрын
I think the clear version may be water.
@agitated_cat2 жыл бұрын
I think they may have also had "reflection gel" that reflects laser beams
@arthurpietrogarcia1057 Жыл бұрын
I Always thought it was for the excursion funnel, since the excursion funnel is liquid asbesto. they probably wrote the line before they came up with the Wheatley betrayal.
@janeilnold58634 жыл бұрын
8:14 Why did they not use this? This is gold!
@GrouchyGander4 жыл бұрын
4:50 is my favourite. The hint of happiness when she says "furious" is oddly cute.
@MonkeyShark5 жыл бұрын
"And since the only human in around 1,000 miles of us is a test ruining sociopath, I'll just have to make some" The combines must have won lol
@1ztype3434 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: This was after the combine won and controlling Earth
@randombrowser66924 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's after-cryosleep Gordon
@dragondelsur51564 жыл бұрын
The Combines won since Gordon Freeman was T-posing when Episode 2 ended.
@nobleradical21584 жыл бұрын
Or, the humans won but haven’t repopulated that area of the world.
@Trash_Enthusiast3 жыл бұрын
judging from the outside world and the view of the earth from space, Combine are already gone
@CeIIsius4 жыл бұрын
One thing Wheatley did right: He fixed the neurotoxin emitter.
@holly.lawton9710 жыл бұрын
"This next test *bang* is *bang* dangerous, I'll be right back!" - oh GLaDOS, you're so funny.
@claudialuquepazos29344 жыл бұрын
0:00 Making Humans 0:40 Tic Tac Toe 2 1:10 Points 1:20 Cameras 1:43 Experiment 2:09 Fat Eyes 2:39 Apology 3:11 What Does He Do? 3:26 Asbestos 3:42 Weight 3:57 Up to something 4:24 Test Element 4:39 Hint 4:58 Trapped 5:24 Alternate Tutorial 7:59 (Misc.)
@astrocat32994 жыл бұрын
"I was so bored I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Oh, I hope you didn't write any of them."
@INTERLOCK_ING6 жыл бұрын
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE TIC TAC TOE 2 IN CO-OP. I can imagine how FUNNY that would be
@Roboshark10194 жыл бұрын
You can hear how she gains much more emotion in her voice after your further the story Just listen to hint (4:40) then traped (4:59) they sound so different
@ktjthhc19793 жыл бұрын
The audio file sounded like that because they forgot to edit it fully.
@agitated_cat2 жыл бұрын
@@ktjthhc1979 No the GLaDOS lines sound different sometimes the lines in Laser Relays (i think? idk i forgot what that map is called) sound really different from the other ones
@Kiiiell6 жыл бұрын
8:15 “This next test *boom* is *boom* dangerous Il be right back” lmao
@VictorianRabbit345610 жыл бұрын
I wonder how she meant "making humans" that one was really vague but really peaked my interest. Any ideas?
@MrMoney-no8ry7 жыл бұрын
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sex
@robob44657 жыл бұрын
cloning,i guess
@hypsin05 жыл бұрын
I think it's alternate lines to explain the co-op campaign.
@oatmealman15864 жыл бұрын
I think she meant the co op testing initiative, the thing with atlas and Peabody. Making robots and such
@lydia82266 жыл бұрын
8:15 might be my favorite. Why wasn’t this in the game?!
@Erenefe9584 жыл бұрын
I know I am late but it is in the game, in the co-op
@thatonehumanirken20063 жыл бұрын
@@Erenefe958 huh its been a dogs age scince i played co op
@someoddusername56778 жыл бұрын
I heard some of these lines were too degrading and made people quit playing.
@That0melette8 жыл бұрын
My dad quit playing because of the lines that are CURRENTLY in the game, this girl's savage.
@shiteyanyo11117 жыл бұрын
Triple Layer Animator PFFT whimpy test players
@littlezorkie93116 жыл бұрын
Slightly Sleep Deprived I enjoyed her sarcasm
@samuraijackoff53546 жыл бұрын
Her whole purpose is to make you test and destroy you mentally. I guess it worked too well.
@alextheglitch11016 жыл бұрын
WHIMPS
@wtflol365710 жыл бұрын
That first quote probably spawned a quazillion rule 34 pics alone
@Dragunov1Bros10 жыл бұрын
What's a rule 34? I almost don't want to know, but heck, I'm curious. Let's see what the Internet throws at me.
@totally_sparky10 жыл бұрын
The Shotgun King "Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, there IS porn of it."
@user-do8yb5ns1l10 жыл бұрын
My Little Porn Confirmed
@user-do8yb5ns1l10 жыл бұрын
My Little Porn Confirmed
@alyssa78676 жыл бұрын
There isnt much of her actually
@JamesEpicson10 жыл бұрын
"if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, god help you."
@shadowxxe4 жыл бұрын
the irony of GlaDoS calling Chell a sociopath
@UnsightlyMuse2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps I really do have brain damage, but literally everything GLaDOS says brings a ridiculous smile to my face.
@coinlockerbaby5787 жыл бұрын
"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." 😂
@aplix7474 жыл бұрын
3:11 I think this might actually be referring to the rat man.
@amberstorm_4 жыл бұрын
Same because Wheatley would have been listed as being and I.D sphere and probably the relaxation center attendant even if they just put him there.
@woops90763 жыл бұрын
I think its actually a reply to one of cave Johnsons messages idk which one though
@n646n5 ай бұрын
@@woops9076 Wouldn't it be in potatOS voice then?
@woops90765 ай бұрын
@@n646n the potatOS voice is just a compressed version of the normal. They could have cut the line before they compressed it.
@thedarkcat74848 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if the uploader is sarcastic or just dead inside...
@CamTroid8 жыл бұрын
Correct!
@Echo-rp2pk7 жыл бұрын
TheDarkCat probably both
@Frying_Pan7 жыл бұрын
yolo
@randompasserbyer7 жыл бұрын
That is a fact.
@coolranchdudess90517 жыл бұрын
I didn't sense sarcasm nor dead, but I sensed toxic thinks like memes american.
@ReaperQuin0110 жыл бұрын
"This... *bang* Is... *bang* Dangerous I will be right back! Waddle over to the elevator and we will continue the testing..."
@tristanjourney145910 жыл бұрын
3:42 - 3:57 I almost spit my water onto my computer lol
@gonyancatforever9 жыл бұрын
Like a potato XD
@grenaders38956 жыл бұрын
Sadly I did spit.
@jupiter73886 жыл бұрын
haha
@wessltov4 жыл бұрын
"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly it's ridiculous. It also assumes you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over" God is dead an GLaDOS killed him
@nicholasthewolf71906 жыл бұрын
2:30 "I was so bored I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race" "Ugh... I hope you didn't write any of them" XD
@RoanNebunescu7 жыл бұрын
"That's right, a potato just called your eyes fat! Now your fat eyes have seen everything." I'm dying xD
@blurryeye8825 жыл бұрын
Glados is gorgeous, beautiful in every way. Even her voice is hauntingly beautiful
@chilidog24696 жыл бұрын
3:15 "He's not listed anywhere in the employee database" Ratman? Is that you?
@DeltaBlazin5 жыл бұрын
7:59 "It's healthy for you to have other friends, look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack..." *;-;*
@k9strike9313 жыл бұрын
5:05 That line is used. It's used whenever you trap yourself in the chamber that introduces the concept of blocking turrets with light bridges.
@mushymushybrainjuices3 жыл бұрын
7:59 What if this line was supposed to be featured in the unused scene where GLaDOS was supposed to invite you to what looks like a dinner date, only for you to realize it's cold and then for her to start scolding you because you missed the dinner as you were too busy "cheating" on her with the spheres as she grew extremely envious of you spending too much time with the nanobots? This thing: gyazo.com/0f911b427fc19236ed7752096a0fd316 (Portal 2 Final Hours)
@DiamondYoshi1015 жыл бұрын
8:15 You can hear my head bashing against my desk cause I can't figure that one puzzle out.
@TheColaGoodfellow10 жыл бұрын
"I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME" - The video poster.
@thedeergod4358 жыл бұрын
This test BOOM is BOOM very dangerous I'll be right back
@hanonondricek41110 жыл бұрын
I love Glados's completely disinterested and flat "pre-recorded" line readings that they replaced. I'm sure they wanted to save McLain for the ressurection, but man she is so funny and the Disney-sounding announcer (incomparably) wasn't.
@DanielBlaney4 жыл бұрын
I prefer glados's flat voice. Its so much funnier.
@arthurpietrogarcia1057 Жыл бұрын
really? I love the announcer. The way he says such deadly or bad things with such excitment(EXPLOSION IMMINENT EVACUATE FACILITY IMMEADIATLY)
@eco_friender10 жыл бұрын
"This next test*boom*is*boom* (quickly) dangerous, ill be right back" and "Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue testing" are my favorite out of all of these. XD
@cutelilkittencutefuzzpuffc82188 жыл бұрын
0:34 No, Atlas and P-body, don't fuck the raccoons.
@They_are_Arthur4 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS is such an amazing character, like it's impossible how good she is.
@Awsome24648 жыл бұрын
I wish they kept the tutorial for GLaDOS; it would've been a nice throwback to Portal 1
@brokenchalk16077 жыл бұрын
“I know how humans make more humans” Can you teach my six year old sister then?
@I.V.G5 жыл бұрын
No
@wynterasiuuki5 жыл бұрын
I really want to hear GLaDOS give someone "the talk" now
@1TW1-m5i5 жыл бұрын
I agree with her, it is ridiculous
@royalwari81944 жыл бұрын
@@wynterasiuuki *nice cock flashbacks*
@dapanda20683 жыл бұрын
The "Experiment" voice lines almost sound like shes flirting and I dont know how to feel
@nukedude14516 жыл бұрын
8:15 “This next test * Bang * ...is *Bang * Dangerous I’ll Be right back
@BBJF123 жыл бұрын
Btw the "trapped" voice line about lowering the glass is actually still used in game
@alexgallegos209910 жыл бұрын
Why does GLaDOS remind me of SIRI?
@RandomCoconutz10 жыл бұрын
A more intelligent, badass version of Siri.
@chilepepper-bx9yr10 жыл бұрын
yeah very badass
@HerfSauce10 жыл бұрын
If only I could have a GLaDOS *sigh*
@chilepepper-bx9yr10 жыл бұрын
yeah
@Ratago10 жыл бұрын
Because Siri reminds you of GLaDOS
@hillarypatterson35444 жыл бұрын
These weren’t unused I just said these things to different test subjects
@glados50654 жыл бұрын
Stop lying to yourself.
@hillarypatterson35444 жыл бұрын
Another GLaDOS this is interesting
@jakelaw33594 жыл бұрын
Is one where glaDOS first wakes up in portal 2 and the other one the one that found out there caroline
@n646n5 ай бұрын
Amount of people who laughed:
@goobumblebeeandspybumblebe62474 жыл бұрын
0:16 I'm locking the doors I don't want GLaDOS making babies with meh
@1ztype3434 жыл бұрын
It will be the raccoon
@cmcphotography14 жыл бұрын
What the fu-
@seanrobinson-old-44632 жыл бұрын
cowardice
@notryan72203 жыл бұрын
Glados voice is so amazing, I want an audio book read by her
@JinxBigStompa10 жыл бұрын
Tic tac toe 3 confirmed.
@ali99_826 жыл бұрын
Value dont release 3rd installments of their games XD
@PeterDivine3 жыл бұрын
That lump of coal line should have made it in somewhere, that was such a great feint.
@underscore.petrichoir54611 жыл бұрын
Points and camrea were in the game, but i think it was multiplayer only
@strebicux61746 жыл бұрын
LeonardoDeCaprisun yea
@DiamondYoshi1015 жыл бұрын
@@strebicux6174 In Co-op mode (which was a 2 player mode) They had some crazy stuff planed. GLaDOS would randomly assign points to players. But that was scrapped cause people took the points seriously. Another example I can think of is an idea that GLaDOS would tell a player something, then whisper something else to the other player.
@strebicux61745 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondYoshi101 jeez my comment was a year ago. Time flies
@DiamondYoshi1015 жыл бұрын
@@strebicux6174 Yeah I know right.
@fukkthisnewupdate88823 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondYoshi101 I'm so disappointed they took that out
@braders790boop4 жыл бұрын
"The literature doesn't mention anything about lump of coal failure though. so you should be fine"
@Chocice753 жыл бұрын
4:41 So Wheatley can't give the player a hint, but GlaDOS can?
@n646n5 ай бұрын
She used slightly different wording so she wasn't REALLY saying what to do. Also this line was said during co-op.
@sekoia28123 жыл бұрын
"Up to Something" at around 4:00 is so creepy, I love it
@combive87444 жыл бұрын
“Making humans” “That’s where you come in” wait is glados gonna... nvm....
@nagitokomaedont88567 жыл бұрын
"Thanks, all we had to do was pull that lever" "What? Well no you press the bu- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" "Heheheheh... I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it."
@saturnstar560311 жыл бұрын
7:59 Caroline? Or is that GLaDOS using that cold, creepy voice she tends to use when she's pissed?
@TheEleventhWheatley10 жыл бұрын
Probably the latter. Terrifying, isn't it?
@SuperMinecraftiaman9 жыл бұрын
For the thing where she's saying what does he do, I think it might be referring to Doug rattman
@appaloosahill44999 жыл бұрын
But she doesn't know about rattman she only knows there is another person in the place
@DavidS-Videos9 жыл бұрын
+Appaloosa Hill how do you know she knows about another guy?
@LifeOfAZSuperman017 жыл бұрын
After I thought about Wheatley I thought about that too!!
@trollreview59066 жыл бұрын
Mecmaster1 I thought it was wheatly
@notdotuna4 жыл бұрын
THE FIRST ONE BURNED SO HARD. FUCKING HELL THATS SOME NEXT LEVEL SMUGNESS
@XZenon8 жыл бұрын
Some of these sound so... _...emotional..._
@genericname64447 жыл бұрын
I barely know anything about portal and haven't played the game but DAMN I LOVE GLADOS (the voice and that beautiful sarcasm)
@pennyjoseph5163 жыл бұрын
The way GLaDOS is actually so attractive to me
@HolidayTheLeek10 жыл бұрын
That first line tho.... racoons... um... ugh
@MamaTrixxieAsmr6 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Coxick4 жыл бұрын
It made me smile that in description it says that there are annotations in the video [*] Annotations