Portal 2: Unused GLaDOS Lines

ATTENTION TEST SUBJECTS: READ THIS IMMEDIATELY
It has come to my attention that some of you are too blind/brain damaged to read the 4 annotations I have on the video stating that I know that a few of these lines are in the game. Well, here I am saying it in the description, I know that some of these lines are in the game. I repeat:
I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
The lab boys tell me that it takes 7 repetitions to engrave something into someone's long-term memory. Hopefully this newly created memory should dissuade you from continuing to comment about it. We now return to your regularly scheduled description:
Not too long ago I noticed that some of the best unused GLaDOS quotes from Portal 2 were nowhere on KZbin. So being the good (view-craving) Samaritan that i am, I decided to upload them!
Some of these lines are really funny, I wish Valve kept them.

[@CamTroid]

wow dis iz fake and gay some of these lines are already in teh game wow im suche a genious for being the first one to point this out

[@97dusk]

Otto Pressler I think the joke went right over your head.

[@nickbuechel2964]

Burraku Dusk he wont get that either. It was stupid even telling him that.

[@srslynocraftmco8819]

lol

[@ottopressler1602]

Burraku Dusk Ok, I can understand him joking... but it wasn't funny.

[@ottopressler1602]

CamTroid I apologize for the comment I posted in reply of this. I think this was a joke...? Anyway, I'm sorry.

[@JetSetDman]

You know you've hit an all-time low when a potato says you have fat eyes.

[@Narbaculus]

You know you've hit a literal all-time low when you've fallen for a straight 59 seconds.

[@devzooce8984]

Liam Twomey DA DUM TSSS

[@genessab]

Liam Twomey ily

[@lemonmarinade3820]

Yeah, I think we destroyed her intelligence core.

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

@@lemonmarinade3820 .

[@studhouser6969]

"I'm kidding of course. God, I hate you." That line gets me every time.

[@mr80s81]

2:27

[@Paradox66199]

2:27

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

2:27

[@natahndolar2142]

2:27

[@BladeZero238]

2:27

[@SirCodsworth]

I don't even care if some of the lines are in the game. I just came to listen to GLaDOS talking, honestly.

[@uknowme2245]

same

[@katt-nokjoke3688]

Sanderson Mansnoozie yep

[@wolfmania8866]

Sanderson Mansnoozie - yes same, some are funny

[@aaroncorporationyoutubecha4787]

Sanderson Mansnoozie READ DA DESCRIPTION

[@bittyb0t]

i love glados... she's a hot robot.

[@SunSign]

I need to reach GLaDOS level sarcasm.

[@cosmophobia1917]

There is a cake at the end.

[@viironikkahmurfii5447]

but cake is a lie....

[@latishaheemskerk9060]

GLaDOS You want to eat it? WELL, TOO BAD!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH!

[@BOASYDOG]

I’ve nearly got there

[@gregoryberkenfield1033]

So here are your test results.....it says your a horrable person......that what it says a horrable person

[@alphasaith8349]

he forgot 1 of the unused lines, it was "we are a lot alike, you and I, you tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I... oh wait, I havent killed you yet.

[@MsZsc]

It was in a trailer.

[@alphasaith8349]

meh, it was still awesome.

[@Lukas99g]

Alpha Saith that's used I think I heard it before...

[@jerryzhu6980]

I'm pretty sure it is used somewhere, after or during cold boot maybe

[@faithestherr]

That's in one of those propulsion gel videos.

[@tinytoychihuahua7306]

Glados' voice is honestly so nice to listen to

[@spicymilkshake6600]

DR jay 97 That's the best part

[@MoonlightYt_]

Error 404: likes not found (sorry, i had to xD)

[@SPLARKK]

I agree

[@AgileOllie]

tinytoychihuahua Thank you.

[@destiny_someone8476]

You put an apostrophe after the s (which is part of her name) meaning that there is/are multiple of her. It should be written like this: [GLaDOS’s] just so you know.

[@124Nightwing]

Even though she trapped me in an underground facility, tried to kill me hundreds of times, and used me like a guinea pig... I still love GLaDOS.

[@josephsulaiman9959]

that's *why* we love her

[@leftlionlisa3483]

Same! 😂 Oh shit, Stockholm Syndrome got me,

[@L-sillybrained]

SHES JUST A MURDEROUS LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL AND I LOVE HER ❤️

[@DarthJoeyTheWise]

same

[@DiamondYoshi101]

It's more love-hate on my end. Sometimes I want to rip GLaDOS's face off, Other times we ally ourselves to become unstoppable.

[@thewoollyviking5928]

These lines show perfectly why GLaDOS is my favorite video game antagonist, she is cold, uncaring, and sports a wonderfully sadistic sense of humor. Unlike most evil AIs in popular culture, GLaDOS is not totally emotionless, she is clearly amused by the suffering of others, and with the way she runs the enrichment center, it's meant to push subjects to the physical, mental, and emotional breaking point. GLaDOS's humor stems from her total disregard for human life (and some non-too subtle insults specifically toward Chell, chuckling at the thought of basically running her through tests over and over until she drops dead, that is COLD). She will turn your agony into a joke. and you laugh. even though you really shouldn't.

[@cosmophobia1917]

"Interesting"

[@AgileOllie]

Thank you. I think.

[@teraspeXt]

@@AgileOllie No, thank you for making everyone's lives completely miserable.

[@flyingplatypus6688]

I read this whole thing in GLaDOS's voice.

[@nobleradical2158]

She’s also redeemable in her moments of kindness or ignorance. She never attacks you directly, so when this happens, it really changes the tone, as she’s no longer foreboding.

[@poizenyt4990]

"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, god help you" I died

[@glados6107]

That annoying announcer stole my line

[@t65bx25]

7:07

[@NT-sx2bd]

I do, and every time. Regardless of who it's said by its so fucking funny to me!

[@SunnyBristowe]

Tic Tac Toe 3 confirmed

[@cydippida]

Ho mah gawd XD That was to funny. VERY. Funny.

[@pinkspirit445]

nah this will be tic tac toe 2 EP 2

[@Momo-ox9kn]

Sunny Bristowe there is no tic tac toe 3 because valve can't count up to 3 Portal 2, no 3 Half life 2, no 3 Team fortress 2, no 3 Left 4 dead 2, no 3

[@xanderm6090]

Maybe there is no third game for all of those because Valve felt they already have definitive endings. Just my guess.

[@epctfl]

Xander M unfortunately in a press conference the writer says they think that the number 3 is unlucky so that's why

[@ckies4777]

"I know how humans make more humans and frankly its ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human which I hope somebody got fired over." _I'm sorry_ *_W H A T_*

[@dabossman5650]

Thomas The Panniest boi LMAAOOOØ

[@karticus1139]

Holy shit

[@JustGront]

Deep

[@adeeta5701]

@MEDIA THING Your parents will tell you when you are older.

[@lunarskys2645]

That one's one of my favorite quotes.

[@johnliang7972]

GLaDOS: *Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position.* Alright. *Assumes the being Dead position*

[@Cobalt985]

...That's used in the game though. I don't remember the number of the chamber but it's the same one that the turret song is in. You can close the final part but keep the door closed and she says that line and opens the door... kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3uqiYFvaKiBp5I

[@mr.greenface3105]

Glad0s : Is that what you call a being dead position oh wait ... I forgot you can't. your weight prevents you from getting in the proper dead position

[@glados6107]

This is why you deserve cake. You still won't get any, but you deserve it

[@JadeJuno]

@@Cobalt985 "Hi yes I can't read descriptions" - You, probably.

[@Cobalt985]

@@JadeJuno congratulations on replying to a 2 year old comment

[@TheGFig]

"This next test- *boom* is- *boom* dangerousi'llberightback-"

[@coffeetext]

lol

[@JeanetteSchramm]

Waddle over to the elevators and we'll finish the next test.

[@alyssamcfarland4425]

The GFig omg

[@willyhoo2946]

Alyssa McFarland it's at 8:14!

[@1classikai]

Willyhoo thank you

[@ToaOfGallifrey]

I wish there was a mod for Siri in which she's voiced by Ellen McClain and is snarky and black humorous like GLaDOS. xD

[@alienindisguise5546]

We need to make this APP DESIGNERS IF YOUR OUT THERE WE NEED YOU

[@solaris5303]

@@alienindisguise5546 It's impossible on iOS, though it could probably be done on a rooted Android.

[@alienindisguise5546]

@@solaris5303 how do i do this I NEEEEED this in my life

[@NCIA-93]

Or for google assistant

[@sodiboo]

Jailbreaking, could nepeta do this? Maybe not, dunno who can do it but i’d live this

[@doriandesilva31]

Press x to apologize, you monster

[@waso-suwi]

Dorian Tattoos X

[@laundrewashington3734]

Y "I'm sorry you feel like you need an apology." :)

[@whenthemewhen2755]

well i press 3

[@annaconnolly3934]

- (^) ([ ]) (O) (X)

[@whenthemewhen2755]

@@colin3ds1 lol

[@popgirl8studios]

"Experiment" Is literally GladOS ASMR

[@alyssa7867]

"Potato"

[@separatistroger]

So is "Apology"

[@alienindisguise5546]

@@separatistroger when pink rebels but didnt do anything wrong

[@separatistroger]

Apatite Facet 24XJ what

[@alienindisguise5546]

@@separatistroger Steven universe reference

[@AlphaTheSkunk]

I laughed way hard hearing GLaDOS indignation at needing humans to create more humans. Ugh. How dare we be so inefficient.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Why can't we materialize like sophisticated creatures

[@kayragur3542]

İts fun tho

[@Cottonmouth255]

"This next test --" BOOM "... is --" BOOM "dangerousI'llberightback." Why is that so funny? XD

[@ahmed4363]

I read this while she was saying it

[@DiamondYoshi101]

It's not explosions. It's my head banging against my desk as I struggle to figure out one of GLaDOS's tests.

[@brainfuckcode4990]

@@gabrielbabash1719Maybe because the comment is from 4 years ago?

[@ahmed4363]

@@brainfuckcode4990 lol I find this video back in my recommendations and I found my 6 month old comment from 2019 Sorry for @ING you

[@thetruenico6117]

8:15

[@UnrealAngel]

8:14 "This next tes-- **BOOM** is-- **BOOM** dangerous I'll be right back."

[@UnrealAngel]

What we really need is Harry101UK's Wheatley Song on the portal 2 boss fight.

[@genuineinterest]

+Gabriel Hujjat YES

[@thenakedmango6572]

Gabriel Hujjat WELL WELL WELL WRLCOME TO MY LAIR CHELL AND A POTAO EH OOH I'M REALLY SCARED

[@MOVEDjpeg]

Gabriel Hujjat yes

[@kippoopswagn_n4013]

+thenakedmango YOU ARE JOKING YOU GOTTA BE! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYE

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

This next test -- **explosion** -- is --**explosion** -- dangerous I'll be right back.

[@tajneufeld6431]

for anyone wondering what time this appears, it's 8:14 !!!!

[@wolfmania8866]

wheatley but not actually sadly - thanks 😄

[@jaredkrause3332]

"The literature doesn't mention anything about lump of coal failure" Damn the pettiness

[@daisybell6325]

GLaDOS: One of these days, you'll jump and drop like a stone into acid, like a potato falling into a deep fryer. Me: FORESHADOWING!!!!

[@brokenchalk1607]

Ansley Stewart Me: “Oh how the tables have turned”

[@danielkempson1417]

You replied to a 3 year old comment?

[@brokenchalk1607]

daniel kempson YOU COULD NOT STOP ME!!!

[@danielkempson1417]

Jeez, I was just pointing it out.

[@brokenchalk1607]

daniel kempson who said I was angery

[@jamiejamberry]

I'm actually glad they had a different actor record the tutorial. That made hearing GladOS's voice later in the game far more exciting

[@Victini7472]

well yeah she IS deactivated after all, so she can't be the one speaking lol

[@bpnbeckeroo]

@@Victini7472 in early versions of the game, there were actually pre-recorded messages from GLaDOS. most of them were exactly the same as the announcers, except for a few.

[@theflamingpotato9651]

I wish valve could count to three

[@patnipp]

Flaming Potato they can, just not for us XD

[@mushman3744]

I mean where's tic tac toe 3

[@alyx8815]

Half Life 3 is coming soon

[@niconiconiikillmeplease2286]

Valve cant count to 3

[@Xx_Oleander_xX]

@@niconiconiikillmeplease2286 I think they mean half life Alyx

[@justanotherrandomcrit8115]

“The laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar.”

[@kyurama6443]

You can't lie if you don't speak

[@deftcoleman0552]

Ahh, the sweet smell of hypocrisy.

[@Lunarcreeper]

"I know how humans make more humans and its ridiculous" GLaDoS 2011

[@timur1326]

It is a video from 2011... What are you doing here?!

[@glados5065]

@@timur1326 The better question is what are you doing here?

[@luismarcial1075]

Don't you robots ever sleep

[@glados5065]

@@luismarcial1075 No

[@beesree39]

GLaDOS nah

[@sonarata]

I wont even lie i use Glados voice to help me sleep sometimes.

[@spicymilkshake6600]

Zach M. "Still Alive" is like the best lullaby ever...

[@zeldacrafter4578]

Wut

[@worthyisback5652]

No please dont say goodbye an unused song and listen to it and you will sleep

[@10uRization]

You’re looking for a good lullaby? Check out Wither series’ lullaby

[@Mesmetail]

I used Cave Johnson quotes to sleep one time :'D

[@TheCrazyBrittish]

"waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing" omg that should have been in the game

[@clunk0z]

It is :3

[@spongeyruler]

CuteKittyZ Channel I don't remember it in the game.

[@bright-_]

Haylee Eide it is

[@R4V3-0N]

where?

[@bright-_]

R4V3-0N I'm not sure what chapter or level and I'm not going to replay through the whole game to find out, sorry.

[@jeefberky9101]

Words cannot describe how much I love it when she breaks her usual monotone speech

[@CoffeeLefrap]

GLaDOS makes everything sound better

[@cosmophobia1917]

Thank you

[@necrobiology]

GLaDOS Well, If I'm not a human, then what do you want me to do? Can I assist in making these humans?

[@cosmophobia1917]

Sewerfurry You must be stupid, where do you want me to find humans?!

[@jacksongibbs8998]

GLaDOS could make COVID-19 sound good.

[@glados6107]

@@jacksongibbs8998 can't make anything better that can't effect me

[@DelialaPenguin]

why the hell didnt they use the "test *boom* isdangerousillberightback" in the game??

[@GloomyFish]

Ikr that was one of my favourites XD

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Because no test chamber in the game used bombs until after the plot twist

[@MoleMad]

They used it in the co op tests I think

[@myles8786]

She would be being too nice smh

[@gabrielnobrev]

probably was replaced by the reactor core line

[@christiansilvermoon]

Come on....Chell just say it! "I'm sorry for murdering you..!"

[@FireBlades]

Chell: Apple Me: apoligize.

[@cheatsenabled1662]

I mean, Chell IS mute. What does GLaDOS think, that she's got a surface she could write on and a writing implement hidden on her person?

[@cheatsenabled1662]

Source?

[@Yggdrasil42]

Christian Silvermoon No, that's jumping. You... jumped.

[@TwiliPaladin]

@@sbsbsb6057 GLaDOS seems to say otherwise. She even says that Chell is mute.

[@Frenzy724]

The bone marrow one was disturbing...

[@WrenchInThePlan]

1:01 or so: "I'm just going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious tic-tac-toe-two-related injury."

[@5Jango5]

At 3:11, could she be talking about Ratman? Because it kind of fits. GLADoS seemed to have forgotten about him in the comic so maybe he deleted himself from the database, and you see his murals in places outside of the test chambers.

[@ajgrant9975]

5Jango5 Hmm maybe. Story probably went through a ton of changes.

[@Munky_L]

5Jango5 she says that in Poker Night 2 about Cave Johnson.

[@keaton9961]

5Jango5 She's talking about Batman.

[@rustiekim]

5Jango5 hello

[@trollreview5906]

5Jango5 l thought it was about wheatly

[@MonkeyShark]

"And since the only human in around 1,000 miles of us is a test ruining sociopath, I'll just have to make some" The combines must have won lol

[@1ztype343]

Fun fact: This was after the combine won and controlling Earth

[@randombrowser6692]

Maybe it's after-cryosleep Gordon

[@dragondelsur5156]

The Combines won since Gordon Freeman was T-posing when Episode 2 ended.

[@nobleradical2158]

Or, the humans won but haven’t repopulated that area of the world.

[@Trash_Enthusiast]

judging from the outside world and the view of the earth from space, Combine are already gone

[@CeIIsius]

One thing Wheatley did right: He fixed the neurotoxin emitter.

[@GrouchyGander]

4:50 is my favourite. The hint of happiness when she says "furious" is oddly cute.

[@KittiLumpo]

omg "hint" at 4:39 is THE CUTEST thing ive ever heard XD

[@AgentBlitzOfficial]

8:48 "Oh no. Don't." Beautiful without exclamation and in the middle of all the other lines.

[@burgerking726.]

Did she mention Ratman? “Don’t listen to him, jump.”

[@dromalloma2651]

"Stop, don't, come back."

[@holly.lawton97]

"This next test *bang* is *bang* dangerous, I'll be right back!" - oh GLaDOS, you're so funny.

[@astrocat3299]

"I was so bored I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Oh, I hope you didn't write any of them."

[@janeilnold5863]

8:14 Why did they not use this? This is gold!

[@shadowxxe]

the irony of GlaDoS calling Chell a sociopath

[@alexphillips4325]

I believe the "Test Element" line is about the fourth gel. The gel was an adhesion gel that allowed you to walk on walls and ceilings, but apparently that AND thinking with portals was waaaay too disorienting to most of the people who got the game WIP. It was removed but still exists deep in the game's files. The only properties it has (if you get it into a custom map) are it's ability to prevent things from sliding on speed gel, and it stops all physics objects from sliding when you hit it. A version with a completely transparent texture and no coating ability is present in some chambers within the game. So bottom line, it WAS something cut from the game.

[@pudneyburglar3112]

I think the clear version may be water.

[@agitated_cat]

I think they may have also had "reflection gel" that reflects laser beams

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

I Always thought it was for the excursion funnel, since the excursion funnel is liquid asbesto. they probably wrote the line before they came up with the Wheatley betrayal.

[@claudialuquepazos2934]

0:00 Making Humans 0:40 Tic Tac Toe 2 1:10 Points 1:20 Cameras 1:43 Experiment 2:09 Fat Eyes 2:39 Apology 3:11 What Does He Do? 3:26 Asbestos 3:42 Weight 3:57 Up to something 4:24 Test Element 4:39 Hint 4:58 Trapped 5:24 Alternate Tutorial 7:59 (Misc.)

[@zatrix7400]

8:15 “This next test *boom* is *boom* dangerous Il be right back” lmao

[@Roboshark1019]

You can hear how she gains much more emotion in her voice after your further the story Just listen to hint (4:40) then traped (4:59) they sound so different

[@ktjthhc1979]

The audio file sounded like that because they forgot to edit it fully.

[@agitated_cat]

@@ktjthhc1979 No the GLaDOS lines sound different sometimes the lines in Laser Relays (i think? idk i forgot what that map is called) sound really different from the other ones

[@StardustSauce]

Some of these are absolutely brutal. I mean, seriously, this is ridiculous near the end.

[@INTERLOCK_ING]

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE TIC TAC TOE 2 IN CO-OP. I can imagine how FUNNY that would be

[@thedarkcat7484]

Can't tell if the uploader is sarcastic or just dead inside...

[@CamTroid]

Correct!

[@Echo-rp2pk]

TheDarkCat probably both

[@Frying_Pan]

yolo

[@randompasserbyer]

That is a fact.

[@coolranchdudess9051]

I didn't sense sarcasm nor dead, but I sensed toxic thinks like memes american.

[@coinlockerbaby578]

"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." 😂

[@JamesEpicson]

"if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, god help you."

[@someoddusername5677]

I heard some of these lines were too degrading and made people quit playing.

[@That0melette]

My dad quit playing because of the lines that are CURRENTLY in the game, this girl's savage.

[@shiteyanyo1111]

Triple Layer Animator PFFT whimpy test players

[@littlezorkie9311]

Slightly Sleep Deprived I enjoyed her sarcasm

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Her whole purpose is to make you test and destroy you mentally. I guess it worked too well.

[@alextheglitch1101]

WHIMPS

[@ReaperQuin01]

"This... *bang* Is... *bang* Dangerous I will be right back! Waddle over to the elevator and we will continue the testing..."

[@VictorianRabbit3456]

I wonder how she meant "making humans" that one was really vague but really peaked my interest. Any ideas?

[@MrMoney-no8ry]

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sex

[@robob4465]

cloning,i guess

[@hypsin0]

I think it's alternate lines to explain the co-op campaign.

[@oatmealman1586]

I think she meant the co op testing initiative, the thing with atlas and Peabody. Making robots and such

[@wtflol3657]

That first quote probably spawned a quazillion rule 34 pics alone

[@Dragunov1Bros]

What's a rule 34? I almost don't want to know, but heck, I'm curious. Let's see what the Internet throws at me.

[@totally_sparky]

The Shotgun King "Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, there IS porn of it."

[@user-do8yb5ns1l]

My Little Porn Confirmed

[@user-do8yb5ns1l]

My Little Porn Confirmed

[@alyssa7867]

There isnt much of her actually

[@UnsightlyThinker]

Perhaps I really do have brain damage, but literally everything GLaDOS says brings a ridiculous smile to my face.

[@lydia8226]

8:15 might be my favorite. Why wasn’t this in the game?!

[@alittlerose1101]

I know I am late but it is in the game, in the co-op

[@thatonehumanirken2006]

@@alittlerose1101 huh its been a dogs age scince i played co op

[@tristanjourney1459]

3:42 - 3:57 I almost spit my water onto my computer lol

[@gonyancatforever]

Like a potato XD

[@grenaders3895]

Sadly I did spit.

[@jupiter7388]

haha

[@nicholasthewolf7190]

2:30 "I was so bored I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race" "Ugh... I hope you didn't write any of them" XD

[@aplix747]

3:11 I think this might actually be referring to the rat man.

[@amberstorm_]

Same because Wheatley would have been listed as being and I.D sphere and probably the relaxation center attendant even if they just put him there.

[@woops9076]

I think its actually a reply to one of cave Johnsons messages idk which one though

[@RoanNebunescu]

"That's right, a potato just called your eyes fat! Now your fat eyes have seen everything." I'm dying xD

[@TheColaGoodfellow]

"I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME" - The video poster.

[@wessltov]

"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly it's ridiculous. It also assumes you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over" God is dead an GLaDOS killed him

[@blurryeye882]

Glados is gorgeous, beautiful in every way. Even her voice is hauntingly beautiful

[@DeltaBlazin]

7:59 "It's healthy for you to have other friends, look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack..." *;-;*

[@chilidog2469]

3:15 "He's not listed anywhere in the employee database" Ratman? Is that you?

[@DiamondYoshi101]

8:15 You can hear my head bashing against my desk cause I can't figure that one puzzle out.

[@hillarypatterson3544]

These weren’t unused I just said these things to different test subjects

[@glados5065]

Stop lying to yourself.

[@hillarypatterson3544]

Another GLaDOS this is interesting

[@jakelaw3359]

Is one where glaDOS first wakes up in portal 2 and the other one the one that found out there caroline

[@thedeergod435]

This test BOOM is BOOM very dangerous I'll be right back

[@eco_friender]

"This next test*boom*is*boom* (quickly) dangerous, ill be right back" and "Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue testing" are my favorite out of all of these. XD

[@alexgallegos2099]

Why does GLaDOS remind me of SIRI?

[@RandomCoconutz]

A more intelligent, badass version of Siri.

[@chilepepper-bx9yr]

yeah very badass

[@christopherbartolotta591]

If only I could have a GLaDOS *sigh*

[@chilepepper-bx9yr]

yeah

[@Ratago]

Because Siri reminds you of GLaDOS

[@k9strike931]

5:05 That line is used. It's used whenever you trap yourself in the chamber that introduces the concept of blocking turrets with light bridges.

[@They_are_Arthur]

GLaDOS is such an amazing character, like it's impossible how good she is.

[@hanonondricek411]

I love Glados's completely disinterested and flat "pre-recorded" line readings that they replaced. I'm sure they wanted to save McLain for the ressurection, but man she is so funny and the Disney-sounding announcer (incomparably) wasn't.

[@DanielBlaney]

I prefer glados's flat voice. Its so much funnier.

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

really? I love the announcer. The way he says such deadly or bad things with such excitment(EXPLOSION IMMINENT EVACUATE FACILITY IMMEADIATLY)

[@Awsome2464]

I wish they kept the tutorial for GLaDOS; it would've been a nice throwback to Portal 1

[@BBJF12]

Btw the "trapped" voice line about lowering the glass is actually still used in game

[@JinxBigStompa]

Tic tac toe 3 confirmed.

[@ali99_82]

Value dont release 3rd installments of their games XD

[@braders790boop]

"The literature doesn't mention anything about lump of coal failure though. so you should be fine"

[@mushymushybrainjuices]

7:59 What if this line was supposed to be featured in the unused scene where GLaDOS was supposed to invite you to what looks like a dinner date, only for you to realize it's cold and then for her to start scolding you because you missed the dinner as you were too busy "cheating" on her with the spheres as she grew extremely envious of you spending too much time with the nanobots? This thing: gyazo.com/0f911b427fc19236ed7752096a0fd316 (Portal 2 Final Hours)

[@cutelilkittencutefuzzpuffc8218]

0:34 No, Atlas and P-body, don't fuck the raccoons.

[@brokenchalk1607]

“I know how humans make more humans” Can you teach my six year old sister then?

[@I.V.G]

No

[@wynterasiuuki]

I really want to hear GLaDOS give someone "the talk" now

[@thomasw4422]

I agree with her, it is ridiculous

[@royalwari8194]

@@wynterasiuuki *nice cock flashbacks*

[@notryan7220]

Glados voice is so amazing, I want an audio book read by her

[@goobumblebeeandspybumblebe6247]

0:16 I'm locking the doors I don't want GLaDOS making babies with meh

[@1ztype343]

It will be the raccoon

[@cmcphotography1]

What the fu-

[@seanrobinson-old-4463]

cowardice

[@PeterDivine]

That lump of coal line should have made it in somewhere, that was such a great feint.

[@nukedude1451]

8:15 “This next test * Bang * ...is *Bang * Dangerous I’ll Be right back

[@underscore.petrichoir546]

Points and camrea were in the game, but i think it was multiplayer only

[@strebicux6174]

LeonardoDeCaprisun yea

[@DiamondYoshi101]

@@strebicux6174 In Co-op mode (which was a 2 player mode) They had some crazy stuff planed. GLaDOS would randomly assign points to players. But that was scrapped cause people took the points seriously. Another example I can think of is an idea that GLaDOS would tell a player something, then whisper something else to the other player.

[@strebicux6174]

@@DiamondYoshi101 jeez my comment was a year ago. Time flies

[@DiamondYoshi101]

@@strebicux6174 Yeah I know right.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@DiamondYoshi101 I'm so disappointed they took that out

[@JohnSmith-ji9gt]

"I know how humans make other humans and frankly it's ridiculous."

[@SuperMinecraftiaman]

For the thing where she's saying what does he do, I think it might be referring to Doug rattman

[@appaloosahill4499]

But she doesn't know about rattman she only knows there is another person in the place

[@DavidS-Videos]

+Appaloosa Hill how do you know she knows about another guy?

[@LifeOfAZSuperman01]

After I thought about Wheatley I thought about that too!!

[@trollreview5906]

Mecmaster1 I thought it was wheatly

[@sekoia2812]

"Up to Something" at around 4:00 is so creepy, I love it

[@combive8744]

“Making humans” “That’s where you come in” wait is glados gonna... nvm....

[@XZenon]

Some of these sound so... _...emotional..._

[@Chocice75]

4:41 So Wheatley can't give the player a hint, but GlaDOS can?

[@HurFordMeat]

Hey, these lines are in the game! I feel so tricked and hurt. Think I'm gonna call my lawyer. :

[@minecraft29853]

Read description!

[@HurFordMeat]

Read this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

[@drewcipher896]

Cameron DeVille Read the title, though.

[@dkamouflage]

Marcelo Henrique, maybe that's why GlaDos was being asked to give a deposition in the future? XD

[@HolidayTheLeek]

That first line tho.... racoons... um... ugh

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Ikr

[@sylfeviverrine9471]

I love how GLAaDOS is a character you can't always trust

[@Android-zh9pk]

"What Does He Do" is most likely referring to RatMan.

[@Coxick]

It made me smile that in description it says that there are annotations in the video [*] Annotations