All quotes from the Turrets in Portal 2

[@Nikolapoleon]

"I'm afraid of heights!" "NOOoooo..." That one tells a little story, doesn't it?

[@JovanLemon]

And of course the line comes up just as i read this... Why does that keep happening

[@johnathanchrabot9287]

"no hard felings" *gunshots*

[@Corvus__]

@@johnathanchrabot9287 "Target found. Dispensing product." If ya know what I mean!

[@blaperturemesa1740]

@Corvus Preparing to dispense product Dispensing product

[@clonefighter1996]

Excuse me, you're squishing me. [2:58]

[@CaptainUseless]

Did they really have to make the turret sound so darned cute?

[@qsqua]

***** I just uprooted them and threw them into the abyss. Fuck turrets! They're cute until you go near.

[@cfr5074]

Martin Johansson "please take me with you"

[@acasualweeb.2394]

Да

[@idealzain4l404]

maybe cuz there small

[@NoobGaming-vv2ui]

Yep so cute

[@goldps]

"I'm different." caught me off guard when I heard it in game and it's the best one imo

[@essazallum2014]

I’m different

[@derrikthegreat4133]

I main bastion. Im a bigger turret.

[@Cragmortis]

I was like, oh? Picked her up and she started quoting greek mythology and I was like..yeah..you ARE different.

[@blubasnurk4241]

BUT I NEED TO PROTECT THE HUMANS!

[@pimiento3428]

that turret was the one who knows too much

[@msootoo5608]

WHY ARE THEY SO POLITELEY NICE? IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD!

[@abadgurl2010]

madison sootoo The turrets are programed like that so that they can trick people into letting themselves get shot.

[@bren7080]

geekqueen2010 Not to trick people into getting shot, but to make people feel bad for them.

[@zanytobbs]

+madison sootoo If I can get by them safely I will just turn them against a wall instead of pushing them down, makes me feel less bad.

[@msootoo5608]

#Pacifist_Rep!

[@neloth434]

+MisterPringle I do that in every level if it has Turret's.

[@jeremiahkadinger9235]

BUT I NEED TO PROTECT THE HUMANS!

[@Shadowknight5578]

That caught me off guard

[@hummushummus438]

What's that? A military android is in the base? HUP HUP HUP HUP! WE NEED TO PROTECT THE HUMANS!!!

[@mrpopcorn7127]

dont believe them they are lying about it . Or Chell is not a human.

[@91yugo77]

@@mrpopcorn7127 It's in co-op, when you play a robot.

[@rubydreamsuwu1095]

@Remuu567 in co-op, near the end of the main co-op story. (spoilers) . . . when you kick it off the platform infront of the vault

[@ShootingtheAC130]

1:30 "No hard feelings." *gunshots*

[@imcognito9556]

The worst suicide ever... :(

[@eutral]

aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaia

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

*proceeds to have seizure

[@tomascostaPT]

@@bruhmomenthdr7575 LOL

[@antibass2559]

nobody: Not a single soul: Turret:AiAiAiAiaIaIaAi

[@lilliapasta8580]

"I blame myself..." ... kinda weird how I can connect with a turret on an emotional level...

[@kazmiller7195]

Loser

[@Garotami]

@@kazmiller7195 lol

[@bethanywhite247]

@@kazmiller7195 no u

[@tsus7667]

@@kazmiller7195 lol

[@noteblocker5857]

@@kazmiller7195 i think you should look into a mirror buddy

[@jeice-sonocteer1199]

"I'm afraid of heights" These turrets must be protected

[@edgytoucan3444]

sanitized octoling pfp. turret energy

[@sansational15]

I remember that pfp. Sanitized Octolings remind me of turrets.

[@Cactuardude]

I will protecc turret

[@deleted_file1321]

True

[@Paczek321]

2:58 "Excuse me, you're squishing me".

[@fidgetylamb8133]

When does he say that

[@ThatWarioGiant]

i set that as my text tone

[@vincikeeper1581]

poor turrets

Paczek321 "um hello help being squished" 2:59

[@slimesauce3044]

The sad part about that line is that they say that while being crushed by a crusher panel

[@ruins6686]

Aww, sounds just like a baby GLaDOS~!

[@ljxjah7982]

It does!

[@ShrubRustle]

Djairo Hougee That's because the Turrets were actually voiced by the same woman.

[@ruins6686]

No shit.

[@juaquinacosta3849]

GLaDOS=Mom Turrets=Her Children Theyre both deadly, but the Turrets are cuter

[@marmalade8915]

turrets are glados' children ( 'ºvº`)

[@doctorspacy679]

"Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, he was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds, that's all I can say"

[@frobbio]

A foreshadowing for the rest of the game

[@MM-vs2et]

I still don't get that part. What's the parallel between Glados and Prometheus?

[@Enzodream1376]

Potato.

[@Abellayt]

Prometheus refers to GLados Gods refers to Wheatley Earth refers to Aperture Laboratories

[@hysandel7728]

(GLaDOS) was punished by (Wheatley) for giving the gift of knowledge to (him), (s)he was cast into (the deepest parts of aperture science), and pecked by birds.

[@archsteel7]

1:53 "But I need to protect the humans!" Underrated quote. Turret just wants to protecc

[@farm2462]

When does this show in the game

[@aidankull7235]

@@farm2462 I honestly don't think the majority of these lines make it into the game

[@Toyouke00]

This lines are from co op

[@windiix]

@@farm2462 it's from co-op ^-^ (pretty sure its the final chamber but idk)

[@oghcuteanimationhq5121]

She protecc she attacc but most importantly she shoot you in the bacc

[@sophialulu8720]

2:58 " ExCuSe Me, YoU'rE sQuIsHiNg mE."

[@Corvus__]

OOPS!

[@layzafour5158]

That’s me when someone hugs me 😂

[@Corvus__]

@@layzafour5158 (hugs)

[@Wiskey.animations]

The karen turret

[@randomjakalope2937]

Reminds me of peridot

[@regalia8717]

As if Portal 1 wasn't enough of a psychological adventure...

[@DoorisJ]

(Glados): Didn’t we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great

[@allanmasanegra9523]

The oracle turret is friendly, The original turrets are programmed to be violent

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

The turret calmly saying "I'm on fire" gives me the same energy as "I appear to have burst into flames"

[@InfraredScale]

_"Gentlemen, I do believe that I am on fire."_

[@SpysSapper]

Engineer! (I hate you, Bob, the builder knock off)

[@sharpshooter13ify]

"Excuse me, you're squishing me." I can't help it! You're so huggable!

[@Aminsx_]

Hahaha

[@sansational15]

Sounds like something I'd do! Hahahaha!

[@theaccountofalltime1]

Oh no! The turret is about to shoot! Get away from it! Oh no, sharpshooter13ify can't hear us! He has aperture science branded headphones in!

[@allanmasanegra9523]

Whoaaaaa.... -turret

[@Utsu353]

2:54 “excuse me, you’re squishing me” is adorable

[@ViolettaSachra]

"Hey! It's me! Don't shoot!" OMG that is so adorable ;___; 2:12

[@SixDragons]

+ViolettaSachra also 2:58 SO CUTE! ;^;

[@gingimatz]

Thats my new ringtone xD

[@lionelsanchez6292]

cgbiller I don't understaaaaaaand!!!

[@deadleaves140]

lionel sanchez I'm Fine! AHHHHHH! Wheee...OHNO!!

[@gidesignable]

Its funny when it says shoot

[@zanytobbs]

I remember the first time playing I didn't kill them. I just turned them towards the wall lol

[@aarontheperson6867]

I torture them.

[@onixiom8150]

y would you do that?!?

[@swagirl7072]

MisterPringle ikr

[@SuperflyGaming]

I do this too, it makes some levels incredibly difficult.

[@spicymilkshake6600]

MisterPringle In the advanced chambers with them in Portal 1 they're caged so you can't kill them. Playing the advanced courses makes you feel alot less sorry when killing them in the normal game though

[@saikikusuo9923]

2:27 When you're playing skyrim, and try to fight a giant at level 3

[@gabeharris926]

HAHA

[@StonksNZ]

WEEeeee....

[@Aviannauts]

im afraid of heights!!

[@MoonlightStitch]

I made it so my computer's noises is the same as the turrets. Whenever I turn off my computer it says "Shutting down" and when I turn it on it says "Hello friend" My friends at school stare at my computer like it's posseded XD

[@circuitboarddudegaming5700]

this is funny can you tell me how to do this

[@BesteresPT]

@@circuitboarddudegaming5700 just go look at some tutorial lol There needs to be some tutorial of how to Change Windows start up noise and shut down

[@vitaliitomas8121]

I totally doing it now

[@bharatmadho3742]

download the vid as a .wav file i prepared a link for you www.savethevideo.com/convert?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5SQB9yv5n80&format=wav crop it Open Settings. Click on Personalization. Click on Themes. Click on Sounds. select the thing that makes sound and change the sound.=) are you still there?

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

@Nia The Canimal I feel that. Straight up lost some of the sounds I had modded in the previous version. Now I just stick to my phone's noises lol

[@joast659]

Oh dear, the poor turrets being disposed.. "I don't understand!" "Why?" "I'm fine- oh no!" ;-; Everyone else gets attatched to the Companion Cube, I just get attatched to the turrets, they're too cute for their own good ._.

[@washyourhands2359]

JOAST finnally somebody likes turrets like me (I am also a turret lover)

[@LuCaRIOsWaG420]

what about the defective turrets? rip them ;-;

[@natalie4145]

Yeah I care more about turrets than companion cube

[@magead]

JOAST I got more attached to a hl2 turret,her name was terry,she was killed by chapter transmission

[@Imtheauralolnou]

A better love story than tiny box tim

[@clarissagarrett9359]

Turrets are either adorable or horrifiying... maybe both!

[@clarissagarrett9359]

And sad. :,(

[@June-qw3uh]

Clarissa Garrett It's because they have such an innocent personality, yet are designed to do something less than innocent.

[@xryeau_1760]

Adorifiying.

[@callmek.01]

No bronies

[@TheSast]

Clarissa Garrett maybe bot h/s

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I'd honestly play a game that's just being an Aperture employee who's the only human in their sector (before everyone was murdered.) You could check up on the turrets (who don't try to kill everything at this point), collect and assign Personality Cores to their jobs, maybe even assemble your own AIs and mess with various Aperture experiments in addition to the Portal Gun. It'd have Workshop integration so you could share your own Turret and Core AIs, maybe even a way to voice them and modulate it in-engine.

[@Crows4Hoes]

Captain Doomsday THIS NEEDS TO EXIST

[@cheesix-yt6768]

wow would make a good mobile game, some people want to make a zombie core.

[@UNowen255]

I would do this if i could use source and hammer

[@raccoonboye5361]

Could you make an inflation fetish core? It would get along well with the girls in my class.

[@gustanabo9433]

@@raccoonboye5361 excuse me, wtf?

[@CozmixYT]

Here's a list of sounds in order: 1. SFX 0:00 2. Oracle/Different Turret Quotes 0:04 3. Turret Factory Quotes 0:27 4. Main Quotes (From original game) 0:39 5. When sent flying/off-ground (via PDVs or AFPs) 2:26 6. Miscellaneous - Part 1 2:39 7. When set on fire via Thermal Discouragement Beam 2:43 8. Miscellaneous - Part 2 2:49 9. When pressed under a panel or other objects 2:53 10. Oracle/Different Turret Idle Quotes 3:03 11. Miscellaneous - Part 3 3:14

[@lolbackwardslol]

I like the part when they say weeeeeeeee while flying

[@a_human2178]

I don't know why but just the "AhHhHhHhHhhhhh" When they are put through the disassembly beam is very funny

[@agitated_cat]

I like how it says "I'm on fire oooooooowwww" like it's singing

[@bozo460]

"Get mad!" Sounds like this turret doesn't like the lemons life gave them

[@Libycops003]

What is a PDV?

[@SuperHostSamurai]

"Take me with you~" Aww

[@HotDogMan2538]

3:12

[@b-chroniumproductions3177]

They WERE designed for home defense...

[@funfact6880]

2:07 Definitely the best.

[@luik7580]

Fun Fact Are you still there?

[@thejohn3583]

Helllooooooo????????

[@nulla616]

Indeed

[@null301_]

ptsd

[@SarahKagamineGuimaraes]

2:13.

[@TheElvesFaithful]

2:55-3:03 "Excuse me you're squishing me". I just lost it. My sides, oh my sides...

[@farm2462]

When does this line play in the game

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Are your sides also being squished by a crusher panel?

[@Exominem]

2:12 Cute 2:30 Cute 2:26 cute 2:34 cute 0:24 cute 0:46 cute 1:03 cute 1:18 cute

[@rollfizzlebeef5384]

Exominem Whole video : Cute

[@yeetionary]

I like the high pitched ones they sound adorable

[@erubik1521]

"Thank you." "Get mad!" "Don't make lemonade!" "Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge man, he was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds." "Remember that!" "That's all i can say!" Don't forget!" "It won't be enough." "The answer is beneath us." "Her name is Caroline." "Ah!" [ding] "Why?!" "I did everything you asked!" "I don't understand!" "I'm fine!!" "AHHHHHH!!!" "Wheee...OHNO!!!!" "Why?" "Hello" "Target acquired." "Hello?" "Hi?" "Target Acquired" "Dispensing product" "Firing" "Hello, friend" "Gotcha!" "There you are!" "I see you." "Helloo?" "Searching." "Canvasing." "Sentry Mode Activated." "Is Anyone there?" "Could you come over here?" "Coming Through!" " Excuse me!" "Sorry!" "My fault!" " Ow!" "Hello?" "Deploying!" "Preparing to Dispense Product." "Activated!" "There you are!" "Who's There?" [Soft Laughter"] "Critical Error!" "Sorry, We're Closed." "Shutting Down" "I Don't blame You." "I Don't Hate You." "Why?" "No hard feelings" [Gunfire] [TERM NOT FOUND] "Hey!" "Hey Hey Hey!" "Put me down!" "Whoa!" "Illegal Operation!" "Who are you?" "Hey!" 'Please Put me down" "Help!" "Uh Oh." "But I need to protect the Humans!" "Goodbye" "Sleep Mode Activated" "Your business is appreciated" "Hibernating" "Good Night" "Resting." "Nap Time!" "Are You Still There?" Target Lost!" "Can I help you?" "Searching" "Hey! It's Me!" "Don't Shoot!" "Stop Shooting!" "Oh!" "Self-Test Error." "Unknown Error." "Malfunctioning!" "Ouch!" "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" " Whee!" " Wheeee...!" "I'm Afraid of heights! "Nooooo!" "See You Soon!" "I'm Scared!" I'm Scared!" "Hooray!" "Glorious Freedom!" "I'm Flying!" "Goodbye!" "Come Closer!" "Something's Wrong." "What Are you doing?!" "Failure!" "Ow!" "Ow!" *"OW!"* "It Burns!" "I'm on fire!" I'm on fire, Ow!" "Please Stop!" "You've made your point!" "Okay, You win" "This is not good!" "Oww.." "Ow ow ow." "Can't Breathe!" "Excuse Me, You're squishing Me" "Um Hello?" Help!, Being Squished! "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello." " Excuse me." "Excuse me?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "I'm Different." "Thanks Anyway." Take Me With you!" "Take me with you!" "Good Shot!" "Well Done!" "I need backup!" "You have excellent aim!" "I never liked her!" "These things happen!" "That was nobody's Fault!" "She was provoking you!" "Oh Dear!" "Oh My!" "I blame myself!" "He probably deserved it" "I saw it!" "It was an Accident." "She's Probably okay" Noted"

[@deadleaves140]

Eris Rubik HOW?!

[@magmamusic2348]

There are a lot of mistakes.

[@deadleaves140]

@@magmamusic2348 lol i didn't even read through it all can u tell me which ones

[@magmamusic2348]

@@deadleaves140 1. Knowlege to man, not knowledge man. 2. Instead of [term not found], it's Owowowowowowow. There are another small mistakes like missing "s but not anything critical. Not as much as I thought

[@grape_protogen]

I personally love how the turret disintegrating was listed as "[TERM NOT FOUND]"

[@ziliestarrive]

2:13 "Hey, it's me! Don't shoot, stop shooting!" My heart just melted

[@dimonsonicfan9341]

2:13

[@faithite]

It's funny if Google translate speaks like this.. haha

[@Jackieism]

what if xd

[@arrivedknight7632]

We need. This

[@redusto4505]

TURRET TRANSLATE

[@dadude001]

@@redusto4505 oh hi

[@redusto4505]

@@dadude001 hi elder person

[@repapeti98]

Excuse me, you're squishing me. Erm... hello? Help! Being squished!

[@Th3Renol]

Man, coming back to this in 2021 and still having heartaches from their voices is just how good the voice acting were.... Still so wholesome and cute, I still have a wish to have a turret comforting me everytime I'm down.

[@cj_crew]

K

[@wheat_wholegrain]

0:48 I’ve only herd a turret say “there you are” like this once before in the game but it is so eerie

[@ExactlySandwich]

"I did everything you aaaasked!" "weeee- oh nooooo!" "I'm flying!" "Nice shot!" "Don't shoot! Stop shooting!' "I'm on fire, ooooh!" "Hellooooo? Friend! :)" "Hooray!" "1:34" These turrets are too damn cute.

[@Corvus__]

"You've made your point!"

[@strandedaubrey]

“AIAIAIAIAIAI”

[@jhatsworld]

@@strandedaubrey "Hey, hey hey hey"

[@qyhex]

“No hard feelings.” *immediate gunshots*

[@AeroAstroid]

Makes me GLaD i didn't kill them.

[@frozengaming4431]

You people and your puns disgust me

[@RF-Ataraxia]

Nathan Bliss I always get all the turrets I can from the chamber and throw them all in the emancipation grill. I´m fuckin heartless :c

[@mygenderiswashingmachine.5802]

Ok we'll LEAF you alone so we don't TURRn you into insanity.

[@ethanhaase6272]

Dark you were forced to kill them in excursion funnel chamber 09 bouncing them into the void

[@essazallum2014]

Target Acquired

[@OffsetSolidmusic]

I think this was my favorite part: Ehhhhhh! Caaan't breeaath! Um, excuse me, you're squishing me. Help! Being squished!! Lol

[@cr1tikal159]

BUT I NEED TO SAVE TO HUMANS

[@namiothe5th211]

How do you get those lines?

[@shookengie370]

How do you get those lines?

[@theblacksheep1000]

" dispenceing prduct" ....................YAY HERE COME THE CAKE!

[@isaiahlee2902]

TheBlackSheep BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@paracetamol11037]

The cake is a lie.

[@DrFish-qo3tk]

Ok. Let’s be honest here. No matter how many times you die to turrets. You still absolutely love them. They’re voice is so adorable and they make you feel bad when you kill them. They say things like, “I don’t blame/hate you”, “I never liked her” or my personal favorite quote, “I’m different” and oh boy are there plenty more that really make me feel bad. At the end of the day, we all have to like turrets. Turrets are absolutely adorable. I can’t get over the fact at how innocent little ol’ frankencube is. I love frankencube so much more than companion cube. Turrets are way too adorable.

[@Danpg79]

when doing chamber 16 least steps?

[@Danpg79]

Least steps is bad enough.

[@L3RNA3AN]

Ellen McLain did a fabulous job voicing GLaDOS and the turrets.

[@vincikeeper1581]

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND ADORABLE ... I AM A MONSTER GLaDOS WAS RIGHT ... I AM A MONSTER ... I KILLED THEM ...

[@NahzBio117]

This entire video is a song.

[@boddah]

I saved a Turret from Redeption and it said "Hey! its me Dont shoot!"

[@boddah]

+reillyitsJJ i cried for hours

[@nutofwisdom791]

@@boddah it only says im different and references

[@nutofwisdom791]

@@boddah or "no hard feelings" when you leave it behind

[@avanelletheclockfriend2515]

Why!? I don't understand! I did everything you asked! I'm fine! Wee OH NO! I died a little inside. Ok I admit it I died a lot inside

[@ChoperJoJo]

Avanelle The Clock Friend lol

[@carlosbustos8096]

I dont care if they killed me, if i die i die doing the good!

[@theawesomedog5002]

3:18 - 3:34 turrets having a conversation

[@MasterAlpha1000]

The regular Turrets are the cute little thingies that could kill you with joy. The defective Turrets are that kind of nice guy to chat on a bar.

[@fyra_cat2119]

Imagine if you robbed someone's house and you heard *TARGET AQUIRED*

[@one_mothyboi]

3:16 ''You have excellent aim!''

[@lexymidwell5837]

2:58 Excuse me, you're squishing me!

[@jarooe9658]

I love how the turrets are creepy and cute at the same time! 1:15

[@kiracchi9]

2:36 "I'm flyin!" :D

[@sumox1727]

Those “I’m on fire” quotes made so sorry for those poor turrets 2:45

[@WTFAnyNameWorks]

Are you still there ?? man that's a dorable lol

[@soapytacosbaconnwaffles353]

3:09 "I'm different..."

[@catastros654]

The turrets are now officially the most guilt-inducing enemies I've ever met

[@djdm2603]

Thief: *Breaks in to house Turret: “I see you” Alexa: “Releasing chainsaw roomba” over smart speaker in GLaDOS voice: “Hello, it would be a proper robbery without some Neurotoxin” Alexa: “activating modified air conditioning unit”

[@GodofWeird]

Idnerated

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

Alexa and GLaDOS would probably work together

[@Fernanimati0n]

​@@ZoobiethePopplioit makes sense

[@TheElvesFaithful]

"Are you still there?" "Ummm, no?"

[@zeenasty]

I love the foreshadowing of the "different" turret, it's pretty clever especially since you find it near the end of chapter 5. Talking about Prometheus and how "the answer is beneath us"

[@PaulRodela]

“Her name is Caroline” “Don’t make lemonade” (Combustible lemons).

[@emongasvoice7394]

Turrets are adorable

[@Blaze23124]

1:47 "Who are you?" Curiosity core lives on

[@Blaze23124]

1:46 is better

[@Blaze23124]

It's a better time

[@Faleko_Fares]

“are you”

[@applejuicy1623]

It's said that the turret was given it's voice to appeal to young children in the commercial home version and it really works

[@LadyGaGaROXROX]

1:38 where robin thick got his catchy "hey hey hey" from

[@chaoscommentary2179]

“ i dont hate you” has lived rent free in my head for years

[@mothman8387]

"Hey! Hey hey hey! Put me down.. OoooOOOOiuUUuuauaua"

[@EdwardBrainio]

I feel bad every time I kill one D:

[@RennieAsh]

I don't blame you...

[@notbigboss9254]

and I don't hate you

[@FrantACs]

No hard feelings.

[@d.thieud.1056]

EdwardBrainio if at all possible i simply place them somewhere they can't hurt me...

[@RennieAsh]

Dorssen Derhaeg 170 weeks :-P

[@hal6562]

"I saw it. It was an accident" Is my personal favorite 3:27

[@xXReimuHakureiXx]

Announcer: Template Turret: Hello Announcer: Response Turret: Hello *launches turret into incinerator* Turret: I did everything you asked Announcer: Mwuahahahaha

[@RedLightningCreation]

It's not the announcer that says it.

[@xXReimuHakureiXx]

RedLightningCreation Tell me the name, since you must know.

[@RedLightningCreation]

I don't remember at this very second of me writing this, but I'm playing through the game now and I'll get back to you. But I know for sure its not the announcer.

[@RedLightningCreation]

Finally made it. Yeah. It's not the announcer.

[@RedLightningCreation]

It's the defective tirret

[@nicosaurus1616]

Fun Fact that the Fact Core would approve of! Turrets were originally created to protect young children like toddlers or babies. That's why the line "But I need to protect the humans" is said at 1:53 .

[@F1rstNameLastName]

Charlie Parsley except that's not a "fact". That's actually the only thing in the entire Portal/HalfLife series that relates to the turrets protecting young children, everything in-game states that they were made for protecting restricted areas of Aperature Science and for testing. That quote itself even has absolutely nothing to do with the specific age of the people they're protecting. If we're just going by quotes to say that it's a fact, then I could make a completely random and wild claim by saying that the existence of the turrets is to talk shit about people since one of their quotes is "I never liked her".

[@RC-vk1oo]

​@@F1rstNameLastNamethere's a Cave Johnson short about turrets that states that they're designed to protect children. It's in the extras menu of Portal 2

[@Y1kers]

@@RC-vk1ooin the same short he stated that it’s the consumer version

[@cadinisback5963]

1:18 the cutest quote

[@littlelamp100]

0:12 foreshadowing for POTAtOS?? 🥔

[@bluphenyx]

It was. That turret was far ahead of it's time.

[@BoostedMonkey05]

@@bluphenyx well that's part of the Prometheus myth

[@memedude8303]

Yup

[@ignemuton5500]

he said:"her name is Caroline"....

[@just.a.guy522]

so what? GLaDOS is caroline, even the first time you play the game you understand it, GLaDOS herself says so...

[@mr.spybot7113]

Remember, knocking over a turret results in them going into a sleep mode as to avoid hurting themselves it strains their panels opening them against the ground, so they dont do so, after a short panic attack from their own consciousness before the forced shutdown. they are scared babys that panic and pass out when you knock them over.

[@FoxRazgriz]

Normally, when I encounter static automated turrets in a game, I find them immensely annoying, but not with these turrets with their adorable little voices. :-3 Probably the reason why they made them this way.

[@gamezvideos2]

"I can't breathe..." Obviously, you don't have lungs.

[@purrplaysLE]

KZbin is secretly doing a KZbin Decade Rewind with these recommendations, the video was just a decoy

[@Snardbafulator]

Turrets absolutely fuck with my head. I have yet to make significant progress in Chamber 17 because of the Cute Factor. Even just knocking them over is like drowning kittens :(

[@milkman940]

I finally get it! GladOS is making the turrets attack us by threatining them. this is proven by the quote "I dont hate you".

[@jonasgrill1155]

Listening to these has made me realize, Aperture was making a ton of sentient turret robots and threatening them with being destroyed unless they shoot the target. That's why they say things like "I don't hate you" and "I did everything you asked!"

[@DotDot2562]

“Excuse me you’re squishing me”. I somehow never heard that while playing the game

[@sky-h08]

when i was playing portal 2, i knocked over the last turret in this one room, and prepared to pick it up and shove it through the emancipation grid, but then it said it didn't hate me. instead, i backtracked through the test, found the turret that killed me when i first tried to get past it, and shoved THAT one into the grid. the one at the end, i stood upright again, and placed her in the exact same place she had been in when i first entered :)

[@salt_3102]

They sound like normal humans. They have emotions and responses for normal situations and even things like on fire

[@ygorschuma3059]

they have artificial inteligence different from the original turrets from half life 2 that just progamed to shoot on sight sry bad english

[@metallictommy6251]

Liek if u cri everytiem u hav 2 merder a turrot

[@frogginet5353]

Liek

[@pedrohenriquemouramarchett9122]

dat boi No mah boi

[@cherrypie6819]

I LiEk yOu cOMmOnT

[@diegoverarosales]

a turrot

[@kettleshades7873]

You’re living in 2012 when this saying stuff like this was funny

[@GORYGIRL]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THESE THINGS DEADLY, BUT SOOOOOO ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME? LOL I LOVE THERE LIL VOICES. ^_^ I SEE PPL KILL/HURT EM IN THERE GAMEPLAYS AND I FILL KIND OF BAD FOR EM BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

[@GORYGIRL]

THEY R THERE SO CUTE. :D "PUT ME DOWN! I'M ON UR SIDE!!!...I DON'T BLAME YOU." XD THOSE POOR DEADLY ROBOTS XD.

[@GORYGIRL]

GOOD, NOW SPACE CORE, HOWS "SPAAAAACCCE!!!!" XD BUT SERIOUSLY THERE SO CUTE.

[@GORYGIRL]

IKR? LOL :D ^_^.

[@GORYGIRL]

@Cat Powers LOL THAT WORKS TOO XD

[@potionseller1411]

you can turn them to the wall

[@hamletlittle7572]

"Hooray! Glorious freedom! I'm flying!" Who knew a turrent could make me blush?

[@deadleaves140]

Lol samee

[@magicloaf8378]

Wore earbuds while watching this. I hate how well I can hear the voice actors tongue and mouth move. It’s a bit disturbing

[@teraspeXt]

especially at the beginning as well as the gunshot noises

[@7913AJunior]

Once, I spent an entire day talking to my friend using only Turret quotes. It was surprisingly easy.

[@skyblockgameEX]

0:34 weeeeeeeeee.... OH NO

[@peterzerfass4609]

"Are you still there?...Target lost"....will live forever rent-free in my brain.

[@jamdub5906]

1:25 me too but you gime no choice would you pardon me for that cruel crime ? :(

[@PEACE-es4zf]

still better than BIEBER

[@세린-b9d]

1:18 (laugh) 1:30 "no hard feelings" 2:07 "are you still there?" 3:09 "i'm different"

[@blueflame204]

I always loved running in front of them just to hear what they said. I wish i had a pet turret

[@GrayscaleReal]

0:34 Going Skydiving 0:35 You forgot the parachute

[@MemeMorto]

"Help i'm being squished" _my heart..._

[@hannahmccourt8943]

So cute. I want him as my little buddy. 😊

[@EveryThingGirl238]

"There you are." "Hello... Friend." Every time I heard this in Co-op I may or may not have yelped in fear.

[@ScientistCat]

I'd have preferred if they were grouped by context, like: "greeting/deployment" quotes together, "passive/sleep mode" quotes together, "knocked over" quotes together, "picked up" quotes together, "falling down" quotes together.

[@yeaboa1760]

They add a lot of humor and comedy in to the game like when they scream and shoot each other And plus their soo cute

[@HankD12]

Hearing the turrets voices makes me want to hug them