Nicole Byer asks about weird pets | Handsome

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[@maevehilgers2181]

Fortune thinking the little guys name is Marmot when he is a Marmot animal sent me.

[@TheAccidentalViking]

A Marmot was responsible for an outbreak of the plague in the SouthWest of the US. A mother bought one at a pet expo and she and her daughter got infected.

[@andream138]

This

[@wormdrumming]

Same ded

[@camillegoodman9376]

Mar-moh!

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

😂😂😂That was funny! Then she realized the bathing animal was actually a Marmot and she googled it. Just precious.

[@NHT2]

I just purchased the heck out of the pretty little lady shirt. I will wear it proudly as a 6'6" man.

[@NaturalWonder143]

Are you straight and single? 😛😂

[@tinycubbykitchen]

I love how Fortune will just bust into song and laughs about it. Cracks me up, THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND!

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

Golden Girls Theme song.🎵

[@wormdrumming]

Them saying the 'gopher's' name is Marmot and not realizing.... that it's a marmot 😂

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

😂😂😂😂

[@lrokrasz]

SO good lol.

[@amandaskultka5266]

OMGosh Fortune is hilarious. And it's your reactions Tig and Mae that make her even funnier. You three are a fantastic!

[@renhamilton5789]

I love that Tig was such a rapscallion as a kid

[@Midds1_]

Can you imagine her and her friends in the bushes giggling watching people swerve thru Christmas trees?! 😂

[@gracens5548]

I feel like the word ‘rapscallion’ does not get used enough in modern society. 💗Love that you threw it in!

[@muckaxe]

If I ever have to go to court I want Fortune, Attorney at Law to defend me😂

[@est9949]

You wouldn't want to be on the opposite side of that PowerPoint presentation 😂

[@vanessawhitneypro]

"Bandsome" ? Sounds good... I'm here for it.

[@lrokrasz]

Fortune is Rose, Mae is Blanche, and Tig is Dorothy.

[@afrank525]

YAAAS

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

On point!

[@Hypnoticeagle]

I vote Fortune is Blanche cause the potty talk. Mae is Rose cause random stories that are hilarious. Tig is Dorothy cause she takes no grief

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

Mae is a definite promiscuous Blanche, Fortune is a smarter Rose, and of course Tig is Dorothy! 👏

[@Hypnoticeagle]

Going on a date with May feels like preparing for the SATs

[@Val-rd4lb]

😂😂😂 10 out of 10

[@DovelightAstrology]

😂😂 😂

[@hdog4474]

I would love Mae’s questions 😍

[@KylieMackLA]

"Lesbian as the day is long" - WE NEED MERCH :) #stayhandsome

[@DaveGrohlsillegitimateChild]

Fortunes face when she said she followed a beaver washing account 😂

[@elizabethderoo4293]

Fortune, I was singing along with you at the end. I loved your impromptu song! I'm coming to see you at Seneca Niagara Casino! Can't wait!

[@KatelynEldridge-x4g]

These 3 minds together are endlessly entertaining. ❤

[@catcasillas6759]

You guys.. you don’t know how much this podcast means. You literally make me laugh out loud & Im so grateful!! It’s just all about the laughs & love that you have for each other ..thank you so much for sharing this

[@beatdizzy]

Diane Wiest from the BIRDCAGE should ask a question. She's the GOAT.

[@TurnYourMagicAllTheWayUp]

Thank you!! I couldn't remember which film I associated with her the most, but this is it! Pure gold. ✨💖

[@cherseattle]

LOST BOYS, the end. 😁 (and yes, she IS the GOAT!)

[@savyjett]

Also, footloose!

[@mary4wild235]

Sooo this Hannibal Lecter at the mall scenario is in the US? Then there is at least 1 store that sells firearms. Easy peasy 😂

[@StephanieMollohan]

Depends on state

[@laurashrodeanderson7283]

Fortune's brand of kookiness is my vibe!!!

[@evettedeluca9159]

Yes! 😂❤

[@ckurz4812]

Dying over Fortune telling Tig she’s gonna loose her lesbian card for not watching Silence of the lambs 😂😂😂😂😂

[@marthajohnstonart]

Thank you for being a friend. Fortune "Nailed it!!"

[@MichelleNyree]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAE!!! Just ordered a few of the new merch items and can't wait for my Lil Cowboy sticker. 🤠 Thanks to all y'all Handsomes for keeping all of us laughing and smiling like quokkas!

[@laurenolivares7547]

Tig yelling Fortune about the beaver 🦫 had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@Willcrochet]

Two thumbs up for the Handsome Band!

[@againes.1]

Before hearing Nicole, a quokka was exactly my answer! The sweetest!

[@JennyInTheHighCountry]

If I watch a series or show or movie, I am in glee when I see Tig is in it!!

[@TurnYourMagicAllTheWayUp]

Oh thank fork you figured out what a Marmot is by the end! 😆 Sincerely, an Animal Science major

[@coda3223]

FYI, the thing Tig describes Stephanie is looking for is called "backchanneling" and it's a thing that allistics and masking autistics do, but most autistics don't do unless they are masking. There's some interesting research about how backchanneling is associated with high rapport between allistic conversation pairs and low rapport between autistic conversation pairs. It might indicate a difference in cultural differences that arise from neurotype.

[@moneke10110]

Hahahah I love it. Fortune is the best

[@melee2776]

I'm worryingly excited to see a new edition of the pod. You've created a dependence in me! Love your work, handsomes 🤘

[@meganjohnson9540]

Fortune is just at Panda Express and convinces Hannibal that orange chicken is better than people for lunch.

[@joanwalsh1899]

Why were there not more jokes on Mae’s intergenerational rhubarb? Missed opportunity. Lol.

[@Teachbakeflip]

I have had the exact same convo with my husband as Tig has had with her wife. My husband just listens and doesn’t make a sound - drives me a little bonkers. 🤣

[@elizabethderoo4293]

Mine too. It's suuuuuper triggering!

[@juliaedunn]

Same!

[@lindagarcia4081]

I can't believe they left u hanging fortune. Smh Thank you for being a friend 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵

[@melodyting88]

I really hope Fortune gets a new role as the plaintiff attorney ASAP

[@debbimaxwell2438]

Fortune- who knew!....Marmots are large ground squirrels Although similar in appearance they are not the same. Both Marmots and groundhogs belong to the rodent family Sciuridae and the genus Marmota. This family includes a variety of species of ground squirrels, each with their own characteristics. Marmots and groundhogs are the largest and stockiest of the squirrels

[@CatyBee]

I'm straight and cis af but also masc lesbian presenting and I can't wait to wear my Pretty Little Lady shirt and confuse all the guys at Home Depot!

[@leslielacko3626]

OMG! Not a gopher named marmot 😂. A marmot!

[@FazeNot]

Yes to Handsome Band! I loved the singing at the end 😛

[@staceylarson1511]

I like thinking Marmot was the name.... old Marmot Dulroney.

[@cward1603]

Hey Tig, you may not want to make the snoring sound when listening to your wife. 😂

[@Midds1_]

Can you imagine stopping Tig in the street to give her a “hug” ? She gives a thumbs up with a “true dat” and leaves me hanging 😂

[@skwishtopher]

Pretty Little They/Them!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@danaschafer5699]

Hear me out! Remake the Golden Girls! A lesbian golden girls! I will gladly be the 4th. Do you know how hilarious that would be?

[@sarahviszneki2335]

LOL! My brother and I would switch our neighbors' outdoor furniture!

[@amandabestnotsay5882]

I use to listen to this podcast and Don’t ask Tig while I tried to go to sleep but I laughed way too much so I listen to when in car .

[@bethvizena2057]

This is one of the best episodes!

[@GhosttheRussian-vo4vz]

Lesbian as the day is long…. Your memoir title 😂😂😂

[@boneill30]

I was singing Golden Girls with Fortune as the other two stared blankly lol

[@tamarapayne2876]

Can’t wait to hear you guys jam together! 🥁🎸🎤🎶

[@lisan2024]

Always a fan of Tig. Just found the handsome podcast and now a fan of all three of you! Thanks for the visit.

[@Slapsista]

Intense date questions Mae😱

[@coda3223]

I honestly love them. Way better way to get to know someone and more fun than small talk. (It might just be my autistic ass who hates small talk though.)

[@Shannonagainz1st]

Mae! I NEED more questions! These were fun to think about, especially the mall one.

[@breeyabrown124]

Fortune's song had me dying. Thanks for the laughs ya'll!

[@Chele261]

Please start a handsome band!!! Also could you make the merch available in the UK please. X

[@tommyross3298]

It’s called “active listening,” Tig.

[@andream138]

Has anyone seen the giant tortoise sketch with Keenan they JUST did on SNL? It was a few months ago and it was this exact thing. Pawning off a 200 year old pet on to one another and no one wanted it. The turtles name was speedy 😂

[@andream138]

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[@razzyk67]

Hi Handsome…texting you from northern Ontario Canada as an avid fan and listener 🇨🇦 You all have an amazing handsome dynamic, I have extra laugh lines listening to you all feed off of each other’s comical stories. Oh MAE and TIG, BTW I have 4 dog daughters, Blue is a Bassett Griffon, Rosie is a Chihuahua, Gabby is a Chinese Crested Hairy Hairless, and Zoey is a 7 month old Bernese Mountain dog, a Sphinx cat Mr. Bosley, a tabby girl, Jacky, a Bearded Dragon, 3 Geckos, a turtle and some fish in a 600 square foot cabin😂 I could probably get 40 million views🤩 My wife Heidi and I have been together for 23 years and we are not crazy like Diane Weiss😜😂 Keep on making us belly laugh and breaking out in song. Cheers 🥂 Kelly❤

[@debs6720]

I’d watch a tour of your cabin full of pets!

[@melissarandolph543]

My favorite Pretty Little Ladies ❤❤❤ so handsome

[@est9949]

I love listening to the stories of Tig and Stephanie's fighting because these stories are so hilarious. Seriously if all my fights are this funny I would love to fight all the time.

[@hlmusic9165]

Totally cracking up about Tigs pranks and flunking out 3 times lol. Her wit and talent knows no bounds. It's hilarious when she says Fortune as she terrorized her neighborhood and smoking cigs everywhere lol

[@debs_boho_jungle]

Hey handsome squad! Another awesome episode. I’d have been Fortune’s follow the rule bestie ages 5-11 & Tigs Hell raising bestie from 12 on!!! Yes, I’ve devolved… lol

[@TheAccidentalViking]

The tortoise was Darwin's buddy. Newton died in 1727. Darwin famously visited the Galapagos' Islands and collected animals. How do i know? Because I met Harriet, the Galapagos Tortoise, at the Australian Zoo. She was collected by Darwin and she ended up in Australia. She lived from about 1860 to when she died in 2006.

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

That is awesome! Thank you fir sharing.

[@capriconleche-ig5fo]

If yall dont start a band Im gonna call this false advertisement!!! How dare you tease us!!!

[@TheAccidentalViking]

I totally messed up visualising Tig making the obstacle course for the cars after Christmas. I had in my head she was using snow to prop them up. I've been in Scandinavia too long.

[@JennyNielsen-kl4ey]

Hello handsome-Brilliant podcasts ! Thanks for the joy and welcome distractions. Listening and watching old episodes while recovering in Portugal fir a few months after some medical treatment back home in Vienna. The laughter and ridiculously charming conversations just make my day here. Keep them coming please! For viewers- do you also confuse the earphone wires on Tig with those fashionable eyeglass/spectacle holders ? I also now wonder if I pull off the same look when I wear my earphones on a plane.

[@sejs96]

Mae's fact telling face is my favorite thing ever

[@melodyting88]

Mae can say “I am pervy for Parvy.❤”

[@KatelynEldridge-x4g]

I find a bit of myself in each of them.

[@-laydeeintrigue-]

"It's not a euphemism!" 😂

[@kaylenrose682]

"I sit corrected." Someone should tell Tig what the lotion is for so she doesn't go around terrifying people with her grandma voice.

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

“It puts the lotion on…” I seriously cannot hear Tom Pettys American Girl 🎵 song without thinking about this scene with the girl held hostage in the pit being told to take the lotion from the basket and told to put it on her skin. 😮😏

[@reilley26]

Mae really should have worked on the British show "Hypothetical"!!!

[@theartbysteph]

Mae, I’m living for the “first date” questions!!! Oh, to have such an amazing date!!!🔥💜

[@danhenney8293]

I had no idea Tig was such a juvenile delinquent!

[@mollyeisen-kearns5013]

Handsome BAND!!

[@kathleendouglas9893]

got news: koalas arent cuddly. they are frickin mean and grumpy.

[@AmberCarmichael1023]

He's a marmot . . . Not a gopher😂😂😂

[@jennakate555]

I was singing along with you Fortune don’t worry 🥲

[@lynnebradley2095]

“Marmotte” is French for groundhog ! Love this pod ❤

[@janicenewton3667]

I am a very trustworthy person with a leopard gecko, a bearded dragon, a sand boa, 2 ball pythons, 4 corn snakes, 2 sugargliders, 8 rats, 2 dogs and a potbelly pig!

[@cocobean5546]

I love you guys so much!!🩷. Thank you for being you.🤗

[@SarahGreenawalt-dk1uc]

Thank you so much, I have not had such a laugh as I had about the gopher bit😂😂

[@kathleennewbern480]

I’m totally expecting a sing-along during the next Handsome live show.

[@shayleneflanagan6345]

Handsome band!! Yes!

[@cr00kedlove]

hilarious episode especially the end

[@ephemeris1970]

Yes indeed 👏to the Handsome band!!!

[@carric9962]

Also FUN FACT for May. Koalas carry chlamydia and wombats poop cubes!

[@marisaclaremcadams]

oh the plane scene...Fortune had me in stitches

[@mewow6406]

Active Listening !

[@meaganduncan7708]

Yall I fully started singing Feed the Birds a few seconds before Fortune. I love her love of movie musicals sm

[@hollybradley8911]

Yes, Tig! I love that Brady Bunch episode! I think about that all the time.

[@casshebert99]

START THE BAND. DO IT. someone else in the comments said "bandsome" and that's pretty good. my suggestions for covers: 1. mary did you know? 2. prince's let's go crazy, to spite stephanie and 3. benny and the jets

[@casshebert99]

well now after seeing SLIDE. SLIDE. SLIDE. maybe you should do "slide" by the goo goo dolls for mae's 90s obsession

[@casshebert99]

another amendment. kangaroon 5 as te band name pls

[@kimculleton7370]

Fantastic cast Little Ladies! Love it ❤

[@idiek]

Love all y’all pretty little ladies. Lavell Crawford needs to ask a question, please. His last Comedy Central show made my side hurt from laughing so hard with Pryor honesty transformed to comedy. Thank You Handsome crew for the laughs.

[@jalissazn]

Mae! Happy Birthday 🎉 I believe I’m late but wanted to say so anyway.

[@DovelightAstrology]

Had to pause the pod and go shopping on the merch site!! Hbd, Mae! ❤❤❤

[@TheresaGelso]

Great show. TIG SNORING! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@amyadair2411]

Keep singing Fortune, they’re just jealous.

[@GL-mw1mu]

I LOVE the Pretty Little Lady tee. I also need to purchase the lil' cowboy ballcap!

[@KittyKat-ms3yz]

I like to imagine it’s the kangaroo singing the intro