Handsoming Er'Day 012 - Home Boyardee

[@louisgentilucci1188]

Nice to be your Home Boyardee! Keep GOING!

[@itaviann]

I only drink white wine because I am not worthy of the Barfen-fancy varieties.

[@vanawesome]

+Angelique McGovern Nonsense!!! Barfendel is for everyone!!

[@jorrdanna6219]

cat exobitionism! weight loss! Driving! This vid has everything. BTW drink that wine.

[@rummingbum]

I don't know what they are talking about. Drinking wine is always OK; ESPECIALLY when it's Barfendale. :P

[@debugtheplanet]

Many a fine meat product comes in a tin can.. not so good for videos tho. Still..glad to see we're keeping on track

[@The_Authority]

For wine, might I also recommend "The Stump Jump", "If You See Kay" or "Black Chicken."

[@vanawesome]

William Wolfe well... they're definitely not Barfendale. But you may suggest them.

[@Deanriley]

Liking my beverages, I did some research and found that champagne is lowest at about 1/2-3/4 gram of carb per ounce, very dry whites like sauvignon blanc or chenin blanc about the same, most reds are .8-1g per ounce. For special occasions I will limit to 4oz of the white or champagne. The bigger issue is that too much wine reduces inhibitions (clouds the thinking) and makes fries and pizza suddenly okay foods.

[@vanawesome]

hahah. that is very true. Luckily for me, I have el Carnito under strict instructions to keep me in line once beverages start being consumed.

[@vanawesome]

+Dean Riley you sir, are a wealth of knowledge knowledge. People should only be coming here to read your comments.

[@vanawesome]

+Dean Riley you sir, are a wealth of knowledge knowledge. People should only be coming here to read your comments.

[@Deanriley]

You are too kind. And I've heard, Handsome.

[@MrChief101]

Barfandel, indeed. You (or the delightful Carnita) bought that strictly because of the name. Can't fool me. It could taste like kid's cough syrup, you wouldn't care.

[@ThePlayhousePals]

Any kind of wine [or alcohol for that matter] would make ME Barfandel ... so ... [puff, puff] pass =o)

[@MrChief101]

I took that special auditory treatment as "Eliot Sound." I know, it's not all about me. AHEM! Not worried about carbs from wine, the alcohol is turned into sugars and those are stored as fat. I know, I know-- gloomy gus stuff, right? I see nothing but trouble even when it's all kittens n catnip. Hey, you wanna get a little loopy with Carnita, go for it-- but don't think you're shedding any pounds doing so. So while we're at it, let me point out one leetle beetle thing about salt (lightly commented on in the last vid). It retains water (1 gram of salt retains 80 grams of water in humans). You don't need much salt-- hardly any at all in fact. So don't eat any extra. But you are looking magnificent, old comrade! I only wish you were closer to 249lbs-- which is for your fly-time goals.

[@vanawesome]

+Eliot Brown hahaha. I love you man. Not just saying that cuz I'm several barfendels in on a Friday night.

[@MrChief101]

Aww, ya big lug... was just thinkin' -- perhaps Barfendel is the corrupt Old English for "barfing on hill and dale"? Maybe?

[@MrChief101]

Okay, now say this in Eliot Sound: as long as I'm losing, no worries about boozing! (Catchy!)