Battlefield Friends Ep 13 Colonel 100

BATTLEFIELD FRIENDS - Colonel 100 (Season Finale)
BFF SHIRTS: hankandjed.spr...
The BFFs trade in the Noob for a Colonel 100.
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[@theswedishdude1]

i like how they started with making fun of the colonal but in later episodes hes pretty much chuck norris combined with god.

[@randymarsh5550]

Colonel*******

[@thepainkiller4939]

They should just change that word to "kernal" or something. What a dumb word.

[@jasonmcmechan2072]

RandomAsshole Jesus Christ is Lord God of all! God bless you all! Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is too difficult for the Lord our God, with Christ, ALL things are possible!

[@thepainkiller4939]

@@jasonmcmechan2072 I think Jesus was a good man, but I'm not gay.

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

Jason Mcmechon remember, Jesus loves you but he’s not _IN_ love with you...

[@KallegrandStudios]

A whole squad dedicated to MAVs reconaissane coordinating with their team can do serious damage.

[@buttered__toast_2899]

Yeah, to their own team by wasting player slots

[@MD_Films]

Buttered__ Toast_ actually they can help, they can help spot enemies in a position that people normally can’t see so a player can coordinate an attack and take them out.

[@buttered__toast_2899]

MD Productions lol okay. What’s your KD? Just curious, mine is 4.71. A jet can do the exact same thing except much better

[@MD_Films]

Buttered__ Toast_ I got 0.70 in BF4 and like a 1.8 in BF1, it’s not good, if anything just average. But I just play for fun, I don’t no-life the game like it seems like you do, and I at least understand how each gadget has their purpose, unlike you, who just biases shit, or at least that what it seems like. But, I do respect you, it does take some skill to get that good of a KD, props to you man.

[@zionfreeman303]

@@buttered__toast_2899 you prolly have a shit bucket don't you?

[@OblowVlogs]

R.I.P thick44, Tony, your sense of humor and personality will live on through recon. For anyone who didn’t know he recently died of cancer after a 2 year long battle.

[@solid_fire9388]

truly one of a kind man among these talented friends 🥲 RIP he will be missed but not forgotten

[@3new_tires]

I so upset that not more people liked their work especially that of tony schur❤❤❤ I now watch all neebzgaming content all the time all day .. I don’t even know my kids or wife anymore😂😂

[@Ready2Rise]

As soon as I comment elsewhere about battlefield friends I come searching for the shit bucket video for a laugh at 2am for my favorite bf game and I find out one of the guys passed away...smfh I just lost my grandma this past week looks like I'll be binge watching to pay homage!

[@3new_tires]

@@Ready2Rise I found out late too abt thick I only jst discovered bff n neebs gaming n had no idea thick was gone , n I binged heaps .. I’m sorry abt ur grandma, grandmas are truely the best n will be missed

[@Ready2Rise]

@@3new_tires thank you, it's been tough. Entertaining some of the things I used to love has helped a bunch. Decent people along the way have been priceless as well 🫡!

[@AntMcLeod]

"Sex equals minus kills, no sex equals plus kills." LMAO

[@eleliabooce4002]

i have sex while i play battlefield. like a baws

[@YouBlockhead]

elelia booce Minus kills for you, then.

[@eleliabooce4002]

Professional Spectre but its during loading time though

[@AntMcLeod]

elelia booce There are advantages to being a minute man! Bravo sir!

[@atlaslion5128]

And the likes are left at 69

[@reevesnick]

"You shit in the bathroom, you're not playing Battlefield, You shit in a bucket, you're playing Battlefield."

[@Skynet_15]

Wise words

[@dogemichael5161]

Neegbeah Reeves but what happen when shit bucket will be full?

[@Skynet_15]

Doge Michael heard of the tower of babel? That's what happens my friend

[@GhostBear3067]

What about setting up a computer/console in front of the toilet so you can go to the bathroom and play at the same time?

[@DjAlonDevil]

The best solution is to move your PC to the bathroom

[@TacoDrell]

I miss this show so goddamn much 😭

[@Kaizoku5akajesse]

all episodes were graciously saved on the archive archive.org/details/Battlefield_Friends

[@Exzalian]

It's back

[@Folfah]

lol@@Exzalian

[@FurryWrecker911]

To anyone asking why the rest of the seasons are set to private, Machinima owned the rights to seasons 2 through 6. Machinima was purchased by Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers was purchased by AT&T who also owned Rooster Teeth. This spawned Warner Media. Machinima was going to transition into becoming Otter Media, but apparently it flopped hard as almost all the Machinima staff was laid off. Those that remained were stuck on Otter Media leaving Machinima an empty office. The channel was closed and the videos were set to private with nobody to moderate them, and Warner Media is the only one that can do anything about it. So far they've only ported some of the content to Rooster Teeth since that is Warner Media's pre-exisitng gaming channel. The corporate world can be a bitch.

[@schawdaya]

Thanks for explaining, I legit had no idea why they got put to private. Damn shame

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

We should start a revolution and destroy all this corporate jackassery.

[@johnathannorris4319]

A bitch it might be but one that is quite wealthy. Who needs quality experts when you can have quantity jerks?

[@FoxOfCinder]

archive.org/details/Battlefield_Friends There you go everyone, enjoy. :)

[@pierresavioz]

@@FoxOfCinder Be rewarded for that!

[@therougespartan36]

There are probably people that do use shitbuckets.....

[@Cleetmaster109]

Pussies use toilets.

[@knallpistolen]

A Granola Bar did you shit out that name ?

[@Walamonga1313]

Asians

[@kingklipo]

The rouge spartan I thought everyone has a shitbucket?

[@Samstar369]

Walamonga 1313 ???

[@_.9S._]

The Russian engineer running from the MAVs though lol

[@HigHrvatski]

😁 Ha,ha yeah ... He does realize he can shoot them though? 😕

[@_.9S._]

@@HigHrvatski Unfortunately he's too distracted from the MAVs.

[@aaronpalma3252]

HrvatskiHig don’t ruin it

[@HigHrvatski]

@@aaronpalma3252 Ruin it? My friend, I am not Machinima.

[@aaronpalma3252]

HrvatskiHig true machinima sucks for what they did

[@kylelavy1174]

Watching this in 2020 for the first time since it came out over 8 years ago... it feels like I have stepped right back into my childhood. I cant event express how amazing that is.

[@dinin_alone]

"you're shittin in a bucket, you're playin battlefield" great writing lmao

[@mho...]

the fact that Simon is the Colonel, makes this even more hillarious!

[@FenHin44]

I think he is Thick

[@mho...]

@@FenHin44 no

[@arandombear5665]

“No sex plus kills” so that’s how I got colonel in a week

[@dudesqr]

It wasn't from giving your team your ammo?

[@solidzack]

Nah it's probably because of your shitbucket

[@KikaKunt]

"he's....he's...a level 100 colonel.."

[@thesicoplayer_2663]

I'm 130

[@larryxu8267]

+Michael \M/ colonel 100 is actually level 145

[@kingklipo]

Larry Xu not in bf4

[@mq5731]

"Any idiot with enough spot bonuses can make Colonel 100 in the years that B4 has been out" Colonel 100 S6

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“The first Battlefield sigma male” “Been playing since day one, on ALL Battlefields” “Doesn’t respect weakling beta tactics like glitch guns, camping, and not PTFO-ing” “A god among men, a man among boys” “He is the Battlefield” “The Colonel 100 Sigma Male”

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

Shitbucketllionaire grindset

[@ComfortsSpecter]

@@qui-gonjinn3322 My Man

[@gamestep8212]

"Yeah like four MAV's coming at acha" x D

[@beachbum23]

You haven't experienced battlefield till you kill someone with a MAV by blowing up someone's explosives

[@SageG453]

Easily one of the best episodes in the series.

[@oscarmonster111]

1:48 that sentence made history...

[@jackmeriustacktheritrix7355]

Level 100 Colonel: I AM UNKILLABLE!!! Level 140 General: Am I a joke to you?

[@fishfossils8858]

In BF4 the original highest rank was 100, it wasn’t until they added black battlepacks that 140 became available

[@nazr3867]

Tbh though, a Col 100 in BF3 is much more formidable than Gen 140 in BF4. A lot of the Gen 140 plays poorly for their rank.

[@Dakka1968]

@@nazr3867 games been out for too long now. 200 XP boosts means everyones a fkin general LOL

[@chab6316]

@@nazr3867 yes and a colonel 100 in bf3 is actually a level 200. Unlike bf4 because when you hit general 140 you litteraly are level 140.

[@theicemanleaveth]

@@chab6316 150 actually. Colonel is Lvl 50.

[@PuppyM0dr]

"You go to the bathroom youre not playing battlefield, youre shittin in a bucket youre playing battlefield" has lived in my head rent free for years

[@Stanimus]

Why does this video not have 10 million views? And the others as well? These are some fucking badass toons man, I have got to say.

[@BoomchacleV0]

2.5 million views! it's on its way.

[@writtenbasket1129]

@@BoomchacleV0the past connects to the now in miraculous ways

[@No-cc1fq]

NO

[@dr2d2]

2.6 mill now​@@BoomchacleV0

[@prestonhilllery]

"Spotted one!" "Oh theres one!" Gotta love the MAV Squad xD

[@Ansioso53]

Are You alive?

[@soldierforchrist9542]

There’s one

[@victor209cencal4]

12 years ago. WOW it feels like it was just yesterday that I first saw this. Those were good times good times.

[@jamesboaz4787]

Cmon folks, make this trend again for the old times.

[@voosum]

How have I played in your lobbies but never watched your videos OMFG these are hilarious!

[@RogueHero424]

Rest in peace thick. Thanks for the good memories

[@ZombieBird117]

Love and miss you Thick44. Flyn high with cooter

[@ernestov1777]

I love the humor of the early 2010's. Childhood memories.

[@sharki9876]

hhaha that ending killed me

[@Deputy_JRook]

That sucks, Id love to have been able to hear Thick again in those. RIP, Tony.

[@peterowsky02]

I love it how in the series the colonel 100 is a total badass, yet in the actual game majority of them are tryharding, ragers that use nothing but M16A3.

[@Wolfgrax]

Omg 12 years ago …

[@The_RacistH10]

I remember watching this when I was a kid. Thank you for the good memories

[@Spanglycorn]

“BRING IT ON YOU SUMB*TCH BRING IT ONNNNN”- last words

[@bunnysniper7086]

he never killed me, hip hop hip hop

[@CommanderMcDuff]

RIP Recon 😞 Rest in Piece Thick44

[@Anon-tm3uh]

O7

[@mikemoos]

I kind of wanna see more of the MAV Squad. This should be it's own mini-series :P

[@JonatasMonte]

Oh boy I miss Battlefield

[@tomtenkiller]

10 fucking years ago... How was it 3 mo...yeaaa a little over a decade ago. I have a recall! No mot battlefield! YOU ARE GOING OUT OF PENSION! Welcome back to the field, Specialist! 🎃🎃🎃

[@slongiovani2049]

this is basically that scene "what is your profession" in 300

[@Horatio787]

As I get older and Zack Snyder makes worse films I look back on 300 with a more critical and comedic eye.

[@nadroji6549]

"That settles it. We're the goddamn MAV Squad."

[@StayIntelligent]

Fly High Recon !!! 🤞🏻❤️

[@tompinks_]

It's amazing how much i've learnt about this game by watching this series... No noob here, not at all.

[@VexNovaYT]

The moment you realize that Simon voices Colonel 100 technically meaning that Simon is the best Battlefield Player of all time.

[@ThomasXp]

Those fucking mavs are so funny

[@usalax76]

Hahaha the 4 mavs spottung the one guy killed me lolololol

[@SpiderPigggg]

"You going to the the bathroom, you're not playing Battlefield. You shitting in a bucket and you playing Battlefield" LMAO, Best advice ever!

[@IstanaghVlandis]

"So you have a pile of shit under you right now?" "Yes, man the fuck up guys." Hahaha The bit about the m26 dart is my favorite scene in battlefield friends. 😂

[@jesterdewit478]

9 years ago? I feel old

[@sebaslavayen9448]

"There no honor killing a man with a glitch gun" I'm watching you DMR users in Warzone

[@Dave-yl8rf]

He sounds like batman

[@JordanWheeler1999]

who's that? does he shit out in the shit bucket?

[@JonatasMonte]

He sounds like Bruf

[@smortboi1320]

JonatasMonte they are voiced by the same guy

[@K3ntucky123]

I did all the things that colonel said... It didn't work for me :(

[@abbybonilla4511]

Can't play Battlefield without a job. Job supports your housing and internet.

[@luisf2793]

Now you’re a jobless virgin sitting on your own sh*t

[@captainjackpugh6050]

Eddie Bonilla You can live in your parents basement

[@Cynane27]

@@luisf2793 but at least you're good at battlefield!

[@givemeyourknees7178]

to quote the colonel, "Wrong. Answer." your wasting time typing things on youtube instead of playing battlefield.... duh.

[@PBoogerwood]

A character that is STILL referenced in games today. Well done boys!

[@YeOleNerd]

I wish you guys uploaded these more often. This series is my favorite!

[@JJVlovesendwar]

Colonel: Im doing good man, kill number 50 Medic: We just started the game 0_o Colonel: Yeah,how bout you guys?? Medic: I just got out of the loadout screen..... LAWL!!!!! THAT LINE GETS ME EVERYTIME! XD

[@the_golden_eggvan2567]

Ukraine using drones reminds me of this episode

[@ImNottaTryhard]

if he is none stop playing battle field, when does he empty the bucket when it overflows? think about that the next time u play a game so much u that u need a shit bucket

[@Zekrom249]

I think he just lets if overflow

[@MrTechcub1]

Zekrom249 or he has a really big bucket

[@Zekrom249]

They did say that he had a pile of sh*t, underneath him

[@TheDemon2882]

your emptying your shitbucket out, you're not playing Battlefield you're letting that shitbucket overflow, you're playing Battlefield

[@joeythepotato3269]

maybe he has multiple

[@sanapachhh]

9 years later, still funny and actual

[@gleb_budnic]

Imagine this guy playing HELLDIVERS 2 !

[@Darkmatter105]

I never understood how a grown man can not have a job and still be able to have a gaming pc or console and the games for it + internet to go on multiplayer.

[@Exilninja]

chrono4203 Sucking up to family members and scrounging off the state will do that.

[@SpencerFoust]

Could be recording and putting it on youtube

[@sjmzeldaavgnfan]

Follow up series to Mob Squad: MAV Squad!

[@TheSGC]

I miss thick 😢

[@imnotfeelingit207]

Feel old now 11 years ago God dam

[@danielanderson8361]

@TheJetpackraptor the MAV serves as like a UAV. You can spot enemies with it and if your talking to your squad then you can communicate with them and let them know where the enemies are and if a LAV, or HAV is on its way.

[@FurryEskimo]

Election 2016 We all need a shitbucket now.

[@jason1182000]

Everyone knows level 100 Colonels don't use knifes they use a M16A3

[@MrPiecewise]

i'm a colonel 100 and have 6000+ kills with my knife...

[@alexthesugoikid3206]

Lucas Tucker Unlocked the bipod for the bipod of your knfe yet?

[@MrPiecewise]

Yeah got a silencer on it too

[@alexthesugoikid3206]

Lucas Tucker Shit u da real420 noscoper

[@samueld.6383]

Also An-94

[@cheesybelt]

Rip thick44

[@palwindersingh9678]

2:09 all these year I thought, the recon say, "you've pilot shit under you right now." Which doesn't make much sense, and now nearly a decade later, I've come to realize, it was"... a pile of shit under you right now."🤣 Oh silly me.

[@gageprince4265]

This is the best thing that has ever come from neebs gaming and hank and jed

[@TheHippotail]

He's so badass that he gets premium without paying for it

[@okkox4336]

1:47 is my life

[@stringsofnature4014]

Battlefields your p×ssy

[@Nopenotatall]

Bffs upgraded me from the poop sock to the shit bucket

[@X1JoshB]

We miss you thick

[@scorcoz]

I love how when ever they talk on this show it's just them awkwardly cutting eachother off

[@SqrlGrlDawn]

MAV SQUAD FTW

[@dayeeter7571]

When Batman plays battlefield

[@thelastjedi7322]

mao james damn! You just watched this too? Same

[@longliveprincex413]

Why are most if these videos private😖😭

[@ZeroUs30]

Long Live Prince X I know I got so mad when I saw they made most of the series got private, I’ll never be able to watch the other episodes again...

[@JonatasMonte]

@@ZeroUs30 If I remember correctly their videos were in 3 different channels, Happy Hour, Hank and Jed and Machinima. They gotta be available in one of these.

[@Matthew-np9fk]

JonatasMonte nope

[@Horatio787]

BFF archive archive.org/details/Battlefield_Friends/BFFs+Season+3/S3E01+-+Capture+The+Flag.mp4

[@jasonsinn9237]

"4 MAVs comin' at ya. It's insane." 😂😂😂

[@kylebender6983]

The colonel 100 is what I assume every tryhard acts like lmaoo

[@ivistheterrible5872]

They blink alot. Kinda funny

[@maddyjade0144]

Their constant blinking will never be unseen now

[@windexglasscleaner2587]

BA DUM CRASH

[@QuantumTaxation]

I love this so much, I can't even express how brilliant this is. I keep saying to people 'battlefield is my pussy' and 'you got a shit bucket?' and no one ever gets it.

[@Blokeio]

"45,000,000 kills... how are you guys doing?" "We just got the game..."

[@NukelearFallout]

How the fuck did your dumbass get 50 million from what he said!? He clearly fucking said 50! Holy shit, you're actually really stupid.

[@evanstrain5808]

@@NukelearFallout engineer? is that you? Lol

[@DecentFella-]

@@NukelearFallout I know this is year old but calm the fuck down

[@DecentFella-]

You also replied to a 5 year old comment

[@n.s.s.8725]

Medic and Sniper❤

[@sirtainlee8725]

Gave everyone a central role, if only for a moment. Then tied all the loose ends together by the end. Well written.

[@MrDuelMind]

Who the hell is Hank and Jed, and why is this video on their channel?

[@MrDuelMind]

Yes.

[@noeuribe8290]

Cause they created the video *facepalm*

[@MrDuelMind]

You're facepalming at me and yet the followup comments were "Are you joking?" and "Yes." but you still managed to believe I didn't know xD

[@TheAugPlayer]

*but you didn't*

[@MrDuelMind]

FunkyBadassCat It was a joke, I knew who they were. If you can't figure that out then I'm sorry.

[@geko1807]

sigma male

[@ozzuum]

I wonder what his k/d is

[@BeastBoi1297]

K/D? He hasn't died yet...except for that one time from the noob.

[@rasmush8081]

Bullshit!!! he have died once :P

[@BeastBoi1297]

Rasmus H Yeah the noob C4'ed him in the chopper.

[@bunnysniper7086]

Rasmus H the noob killed him once with c4 on a chopper that he took out

[@mikeltronski2540]

infinite kills / 1 death

[@RickyDScott]

Can't wait for the new bf so you guys can make more videos

[@delinquenter]

The scenes of Colonel give me a strange sense of déjà vu, as if I have experienced them back then myself but only remember it, after watching this. If I didn't know any better, I'd say the guys behind this series were just interacting with players in-game and whatever was the funniest, they used to write the characters. Enjoyable series, though. Watched it back when it came our regulary and was actively playing Battlefield myself.

[@keatonproebsting1616]

Why’d they private most of their episodes?

[@iamjacksyoutube5375]

Most of the episodes were hosted by Machinima who made all videos private in January 2019 and ceased operations in February 2019

[@hueynapalm]

Fucking greedy ass Machinima fucks...

[@peptogaming8458]

Ummm where did the other seasons go.

[@FurryWrecker911]

Hank and Jed made season 1. They sold the rights to machinima for seasons 2-6 to get promoted and become well known. Machinima was bought by Warner Brothers. AT&T bought Warner Brothers which created Warner Media. Warner Media created Otter Media and started to move some staff from Machinima over to it. Something went wrong apparently because all of Machinima's staff was laid off with only a few left working on Otter Media. With nobody at the helm the channel was closed and the videos set to private. It's going to remain that way unless Warner Media sets up a team to bring it back. At&T also owns Rooster Teeth and supposedly some of the Machinima content was just ported to there. TL;DR The corporate world can be a bitch sometimes.

[@peptogaming8458]

@@FurryWrecker911 w o w

[@chazzy4371]

FW911 ha you acc know what you’re talking about

[@AlejandroMorenoAle4l1fe]

took out a chopper with a knife lol

[@kingklipo]

Alejandro Moreno I did that once

[@sethkaos572]

I wish this show existed with current modern warfare war zone. Lol the talk about op guns. New strats etc. Would be funny af

[@LordHMCI]

Holy Hell, It's been 10 years??? DAMN!!

[@scam2062]

This is every level 140 who uses a famas or mtar in bf4

[@xceptamanbbornagainnokingd5836]

that guy is just a sad sight to think about. (and whats even sadder is the fact that there are people out there i'm sure that actually do priorities like this) here is the true way to priorities. put your faith and trust in the one who beat death and now has no power under death. and he be Jesus Christ. who is God almighty. he loves us all and want us to inherit heaven. but for that we must priorities him above the things of this world. no one can straddle the line between God, and this world. it's either him or this world but we all have the choice that God allows us to make.

[@lehui8266]

derp

[@henrypena5228]

lol

[@TERMINXX101]

gr8 b8 m8 r8 80/8

[@joeythepotato3269]

that's not the type of thing to post on social media

[@xceptamanbbornagainnokingd5836]

JOEY the potato well, that's just like, you're opinion man

[@SpiderMod444]

This is the one of the best things ever on KZbin lol I love it

[@TheBanned0ne]

If only I could tell myself from 9 years ago that he was living in the GOOD TIMES...

[@braxboi]

Just reached Colonel 100 last week. Had to rewatch after getting my bipod knife!