Hansen vs. Predator: Math tutor busted discussing drugs with underage teen (Pt. 2) - CrimeWatchDaily

Math tutor Mike Manzi suspected something suspicious when he showed up to meet a 13-year-old girl - but he didn’t calculate on meeting Chris Hansen.

[@tomc6875]

As a math tutor he should of known 32 can't go into 13

[@crazyforcoffee5950]

Ben Dover lol

[@jordyh581]

Ben Dover maybe he's into some creepy shit cause 13 goals goes into 32

[@angelocrowl2565]

great lol hahaha haha hahaha hahaha 😂

[@lolwhut7]

Ayyyyyyy

[@LawrenceTurnerMUSiC]

Ben Dover Lmfaoo this is Perfect!

[@Mario19676]

He's a bad math tutor, he could not predict probability of meeting hansen. bad math.

[@SarahJingles]

Mario S iconic comment

[@PaullHutchh]

good one

[@veniceezio8741]

Mario S I Did. Deviding space + Hansen - speed of Hansen fart x wind = smell. Smell + Hansen fart equals predator raw

[@gunnut505]

What a comment xD

[@PraiseJesusChristOurSavior]

Mario S LOL

[@frankcastle9866]

Nobody: Predators: I came here to tell her I wasn't coming

[@Serenity-ch3ze]

Frank Castle 🤣🤣🤣

[@SteveInLava]

Ironic

[@KZAtooGood]

You might have to go get em, Castle

[@thesadprepper3722]

Frankie you gotta go get em fam

[@dagamergacha8334]

XD

[@kendonchumbley6115]

All these people just be lying so quickly. Chris Hanson got the screenshots 😂

[@chrishansen1685]

Kendon Chumbley I'm going to the store for strippers then bringing them back to your place.

[@BondofOblivion]

I love this comment 😂

[@kendonchumbley6115]

THE GOD FATHER ANONYMOUS 😂😂😂

[@BondofOblivion]

@EmptyNone nobody's denying that we all lie. But we aren't all pedophiles.

[@BondofOblivion]

@EmptyNone no ones making fun of them. It's just funny that they lie and how they lie. Like I don't get why you're making this a big deal. We all fart too. What really is your point?

[@JacobWilson777]

the funniest part is that the guys believe they have a chance to leave

[@HairByAriiianna]

Fucking hysterical

[@stormshadowxiig9962]

Jacob Wilson Nurse: what's your name ? BEAN!

[@donsolos]

Jacob Wilson hope baby. never give up

[@JoshMarshain]

right!? like c'mon man, you really think your dumb ass is getting out of this? Hansen is the good part, things only get worse afterwards

[@sonnylee2193]

Actually the funniest part is that none of these guys know or expected chris handsome from dateline NBC to lay the smack down on em.

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

Hansen could've come up with some good lines for this one: "You teach math? So, how are you gonna solve this problem?"

[@teknowil]

well ya see, we was gonna see how many times 32 goes into 13

[@Street464]

WILNEL lmmfao ayo

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

Haha, good one.

[@donalddrumpfp.i.g3514]

WILNEL - =2.4615384615 I was just bored.

[@donalddrumpfp.i.g3514]

Badaboop Badabeep - You're right, my balls ain't that big but my strudel is 😉

[@mariovelazquez9144]

Imagine his student’s reactions

[@sunniallwein86]

They probably knew, doubtful this was his first time.

[@88omair]

And their parents

[@ZippyZepeda]

I hope they find a better teacher

[@ericalashay0209]

@@sunniallwein86 I was about to say this. What a creep.

[@killjoyclown]

He raises his hand before he asked a question what a teacher !

[@bellaelleira]

FTP 666 I cracked tf up! 🤣😭💀

[@saraoln]

Well, I guess you could say he turned from the teacher to the student. He was the one raising his hand this time 😂.

[@willcallaway8783]

He should get the maximum sentence for just chewing that gum so obnoxiously. Also, another few months for the shorts and a hoodie.

[@tonyiommi8714]

should get life for that hairline!

[@tonyiommi8714]

***** a white man that gets emotional over a comment about a predator. Look at your fucking haircut maggie simpson

[@swaggedoutelliott]

Tony Iommi Is the moon cricket upset? :((((

[@tonyiommi8714]

***** Keep replying so I can keep seeing that fucking hair. You're corny as hell.

[@swaggedoutelliott]

Tony Iommi I understand you're jealous.. black people aren't capable of having luscious hair like mine.

[@brendensinner610]

"You see how this looks?" Hansen's famous line

[@kansasjayhawk8386]

Yeah..."You're in a bit of a fix here, don't ya think?" Lol.

[@sonyaethaniel]

Along with "have a seat right over there".🌸

[@chrisman714368]

or my favorite " what have you got planned for this evening"

[@Kayla-ps2uq]

"I'm Chris Hansen and we're running an investigation"

[@yoshimina4551]

"What do you think should happen to you?"

[@babiestlamb]

Come on, you're 32! Got nothing better to do on a Sunday? Hansen is a savage.. 😂😂

[@tommykeith6589]

Tiny Flutters WATCHING FOOTBALL IZ A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN BEIN' ARRESTED 4 PEDOPHILIA!!😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

[@bobbysworldrox]

Steelers n the ravens

[@keithfletcher7435]

Remember the Instagram like egg, this is him, feel old yet?

[@MrTimurLP]

now i feel guilty for liking the egg

[@Spalbeert]

Egghead😂

[@Serenity-ch3ze]

Keith Fletcher 🤣🤣🤣

[@starlitzone]

Eggman

[@danroley7850]

@@jun425 your reply and qstn are likely the 1st time stupid faced ANY challenge.. a mommy's boy ?

[@MRALEX9870]

he tried turning the table on chris by questioning what chris hansen was doing there with a 13 yo 😂😂

[@usoap141]

Charlotte Katakuri smart until evidence for probable arrest is logged, he was fucked as soon as he showed up physically

[@amberosburn2941]

. RetroWizdom. Boycott American men. I hope more stay single. My husband even hates how evil the American man is.

[@cooliofoolio8872]

Amber Osburn Russian Women Are Gold Diggers They Marry For Money, Visa, And Green Card. Russia Also Has High Divorce Rates. Most OF The Divorces Are Filed And initiated BY Women Just Go On Russian OR Eastern European Dating Sites

[@yahschild9348]

Amber Osburn it's crazy how they stereotype black men when this show is 90% percent white paedophilia

[@yahschild9348]

Frank. T stop running from truth

[@ChefClary60]

Frightening how many teachers they catch.

[@dreamsprayanimation]

James Clary Too bad they miss all those cougars.

[@joebaker5581]

Pedo teachers are super common. When I was doing my student teaching, my advising teacher talked about thinking middle school girls were "fine as fuck". When I brought it up to the administration they told me to stop making waves for people. I reported it to my college advisor and they just pulled me from that school and sent me to another......

[@jesrivera1694]

PopeJones Wang wow I'd report it to the district. That is so creepy. I've caught a few teachers checking me out before when I was a kid and they shouldn't have been working at schools. So nasty

[@minaa.654]

"There's nothing wrong with our school sistem"

[@_labacanitaz]

James Clary but even better of all the STUDENTS they couldve possibly saved. 😊✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽👌🏽

[@KayM1021]

Nobody: Predators: “I came here to tell her to not talk to strangers”

[@kaylakayla5454]

They always say that😂😂😂😂

[@dandrelewis2541]

Dude tried so hard to be professional but still gets caught red handed.

[@surrakasurovec3641]

"Do you have marijuana in your car?""Yeah wanna go blaze?""Yeah man fuck this TV show"

[@bonjosi]

Tony Surove HAH

[@luv4soccerjuju]

LOL

[@ManBearPig617x]

Tony Surove Haha

[@RandomJam666]

hahahahahha

[@Loganbub]

Brilliant lmao

[@Kkayy020]

He thought he could finesse his way out of it lol 😂

[@rekeamohcsreed7719]

Brandon Chan not white

[@war.neverchanges]

Rekeamohcs Reed finesse isnt new :/

[@war.neverchanges]

Rekeamohcs Reed its being used right and why do u care what wors people use

[@rekeamohcsreed7719]

AdiSk TheKZbinr it's the same as clout, something most people didn't use ever and now it's a buzz word everyone wants to insert every time they get the chance

[@LinnaeusOSM]

Rekeamohcs Reed What about the man eating tigers of sunderbhans

[@dondamato4047]

32 + 13 = 7 Years in jail

[@jacksonreeder8125]

He didn't go to jail, he only got probation.

[@stone65037]

Um that’s some good math

[@liam-man7265]

Sorry, but that solution is supposed to be 45.

[@Jesusislord22]

You stupid

[@burningbush4767]

Liam-Man 72 he’s not really doing math, it’s a joke

[@FlossyCarter]

Do you see how this looks🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hansen is a G!

[@thewatcherlollol]

Lmao

[@cedricvelarde]

Major major go!

[@mauricioalejandro74]

Lmao 💀

[@ozzyvazquez6911]

Chris Hansen as a predator catcher is a major major major major GO, white shoes certified

[@ericlema1847]

Lmao

[@emilylangdon1940]

He look like a sea turtle.

[@pedrodperete]

1incher I remember bowling with this fella on wii sports

[@daisyflower8362]

😂

[@creamsoda943]

This made me die omg

[@ArichDKC]

1incher haha, dude, that's hysterical

[@satanicpoet]

A sea turtle mixed with fester adams and shreiks mouth

[@ssweetyboyy]

I'm not a real predator sir

[@RiotOfficer1990]

So you're a pretend predator.

[@cjallen233]

HidingMyTongue ForYourMilk Pedi-curios.

[@EricNL1996]

Pretendator

[@yopierreyouwannacomeouther2569]

HidingMyTongue ForYourMilk

[@razer0072073]

Slurplees

[@decapitated420]

*DO YOU BLAZE?* *DID YOU BLAZE!?*

[@ebuhasansabbah8497]

Yas

[@jordansmith1305]

Yes

[@Nekopton]

Yes

[@arathydevi]

Yas. I blaZed.

[@PoisondBacon]

EbuHasan sabbah No

[@fritzfantom2783]

"Me, my moomy and my daddy"

[@Adrianlovescupcake]

Frity Fantom lmao

[@saraoln]

Aww, why did I feel bad for the decoy for a second? Poor guy. I'm sure he's not a bad person. He didn't do anything at all to deserve a lot of other people teasing his acting abilities and physical appearance 🥺❤.

[@searose777]

@@saraoln exactly!!! ♥️

[@Skank_Hunt42]

Lol

[@MandeepGadgetBoy]

Who are you?

[@heavymetallust]

It all makes sense now; he's been smoking weed and his paranoia made him very concerned for her safety.

[@breadwinningbiscuit1086]

heavymetallust 😭😂

[@scudd1]

🤔 you might be on to something

[@agent.-_-5846]

420 likes, im not messing with it.

[@fabricatedreality8218]

heavymetallust lmao

[@fabricatedreality8218]

SORE LOSER LIBERAL i like your screen name

[@NOAAWeatherCubsBNSFFan]

Why the fuck does Chris Hansen look like he's about to storm the beaches of Normandy at 00:13? lmao

[@andrewmartinez6201]

hi buddy waz sup dead💀😂😂😂

[@XxCoreyman40xX]

hi buddy waz sup He was gonna put the beer in the fridge

[@AT-db9gu]

lmfao

[@Tomern121]

hi buddy waz sup LOL HE LOOKS SO GOD DAMN ANGRY AND DETERMINED

[@jennafine4502]

hi buddy waz sup lmao

[@TyxyT_LoL]

0:40 "I was slightly concerned" "Concerned about what? " "Concerned cause shes talking to people alot younger..." *MISSON FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME*

[@lunarloon333]

Freudian slip much

[@_Christina_n]

eric david harris probably a bit stressed cuz he got caught

[@MandeepGadgetBoy]

Who’s this?

[@jamilacastelo2775]

Why they always says that "they're going to watch football" like, damn wtf?😂

[@BryanRodriguez-uv6mb]

Jamila castelo wtf u

[@destinysaye5217]

Trueeee

[@lazydreamer7745]

Tommy Keith You’re not okay

[@dirtywash4890]

Steelers and the ravens!

[@magiclegogirl]

you’re so beautiful, sorry but i couldn’t help but notice ur pfp

[@Myrimartygee]

he had too much fun questioning this guy

[@MrDigztheswagking]

fakehurrdontcurr may I leave I just wanna watch football

[@aMAXproduction]

2:14 "Are you answering me or are you reading stuff?" "Yes."

[@PaleosTime]

aMAX Animations I fucken died after that

[@andy991]

Chris: THIS ONES DIFFICULT! *Completely Ignores Any Logic Of Speech*

[@rexellate]

"I was slightly concerned that she was talking to people a lot younger - A LOT OLDER- on..the website" Guy just slipped the truth about himself right there

[@hkale7946]

Mike S Freudian slip

[@jjmm4965]

Bald rapist: Am I going to jail? Is this life changing? Do I have prison time now? Hansen: well get to that a minute. Just answer my questions. Do you blaze bruh?

[@isras6702]

😆🤣😂😅

[@tedtyson3809]

🤣😂🤣

[@sc7244]

Lmfao

[@jjmm4965]

@SlowRiotNewKanada lol thats trippy. He wishes. Are you god the holyself?

[@jjmm4965]

@SlowRiotNewKanada I need a novel written by you for real cuz that's like my worst nightmare hahaha. His gnarly anxiety was seeming like thats what was coming next

[@lindzay5359]

"Do you mblaaaayyyyze" LOL Chris really savours that word I wonder if he'd just learnt it right before taping

[@mst_angel437]

Lin Dzay the way he talks is just legendary lol

[@moazdefasi8897]

AGainesThe BaptistTHB legendary my ass

[@albertomedina4294]

Lin Dzay Do you blazeeee Lin?

[@Assimandeli]

Johnnyyy! *wah wah wahhhh*

[@nicktubara]

"Do you mblaaaayyyyze" lin dzay?

[@stevemain5726]

Im a father of two daughters this is truly my worst nightmare even though they are over 18 now

[@Spokentruths725]

Steve Main i understand. There are still wayy older creepy guys who still try to take advantage of younger women, even if they are legal.

[@mrwonderful2081]

Steve Main Imagine catching him in your house, it would be a massacre, a litteral blood bath.

[@katiebayliss9887]

RhelaxedChronicals and younger women that take advantage of old men.

[@dingdong8535]

Badaboop Badabeep nigga what

[@eddiebacon127]

Steve Main see if they could take self defense. Option it.

[@JohnWiIkesBooth]

“Despite all my rage, I’m still just a math tutor blazed!!”

[@stupidazzo5404]

Despite my old age, I am still just only here to make sure she's okay...

[@dylanwesley3964]

This is an incredible comment

[@nolovedivision3882]

So good

[@30daymissionman]

Outstanding work

[@XxSpeakNowxX]

This comment is the cleanest best pleasure

[@iGenesisXlivia]

“I came to tell her I’m not coming.” I mean at least he’s got a different excuse than just “I didn’t know she was 13.”

[@suwanyi9316]

lmaooo "coming here to make sure she was okay". bullshit that's the worst excuse I've ever heard in my life😂💀💀

[@nomike3202]

Suwan Yi dude just came inside lookin like he was bouta search the house 😂

[@nomike3202]

oh he asked to look around. wow

[@Tigerman1138]

I've seen that one before on this show. "I came over to tell her it's a bad idea to invite people over."

[@salvadormartinez2469]

People have at least gotten a little better at excuses and gotten new excuses even though they’re equally as bad.

[@donaldkeating7456]

Suwan Yi nothing sexual was actually said

[@wiredmurdoc2933]

i don't know if Hansen do it on purpose but he is veeery funny on how he treats these guys... i mean seriously his faces and reactions are freaking hilarious!!

[@waltergutierrez7122]

Wired Murdoc this man looks 17

[@yeetmasturcool8518]

Wired Murdoc he tries 2 hav fun and expose them I guess

[@ThatsSoBeba]

Hell yess

[@eightosaurusspelunk1598]

Wired Murdoc He knows what he is doing.

[@tsepoza]

I love how he casually offers them a seat. His calmness calms peados down so that they don’t run but panics them all at the same time so that they are like a deer caught in a car’s headlights

[@pupisuci]

*"PlEasE sIR"*

[@timmy-bo7328]

“Again you see how this looks...”-Chris Hansen🤣🤣🤣

[@saraoln]

"Do You Blaze?" *"DID YOU BLAZE?"* "You see how this looks?" "Go ahead and take a seat right there." "Again, you see how this looks." "There's something you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen, and this is an investigation. If there's anything else you want people to know, now would be the time to say it."

[@beckycasillas6843]

May I please leave(while raising his hand)... that’s a teacher alright

[@emilybroski3061]

"You're 32 you have nothing else to do on a Sunday?" AHHAHA😂

[@Lopezontherun1]

Emily broski lmaoooo

[@IAmNextUp]

Lmao

[@Tigerman1138]

Chris always gets in great shots

[@RangerHouston]

DontTreadOnMe IwontTreadOnYou You know what a joke is? I don't literally think going to church would solve all his twisted problems. You guys on youtube must be the most-humorless people to ever exist.

[@maevebutler5897]

Watching football is always their excuse lol

[@SuperChickJanice]

This dude is a joke. He really just made up that bs lie. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Tigerman1138]

Such good people! Always concerned for the welfare of others. They need to come over and express their concern over protection...and bring drugs, alcohol, condoms, food, and other things.

[@PPikes]

Tigerman1138 roflmao!😂 Dang it! I gotta get someone to do all that for me... Guess i gotta go online as a preteen >_

[@bhilaire1bj]

Very concerned lol

[@diaryofafitmommyofficialss6961]

Ik some people are so sweet

[@dollhouse3009]

right on!

[@Tigerman1138]

We’re quite a bunch aren’t we? A fun-loving group of people watching the worst happen to the worst people.

[@adrianlimon5060]

"sit your ass down!" - ghetto Chris Hanson

[@evanruiza7x]

Adrian Limon "Why you here Nigga???"

[@bunnyhop4592]

Adrian Limon LMAOOOO

[@nijohn12]

💀💀💀💀

[@TheVoidisEternal]

Adrian Limon Its "Sit cho as down"

[@JM-rl5ft]

Adrian Limon "nigga, tell me why the hell you ran your ass over here to smoke weed with a kid. wicho (with your) egg head ass"

[@3x739]

*i am here cause i was slightly concerned* me: let the bullshit begin

[@Tyler_Owen23]

That smile on the decoys face when the guy is about to walk through the curtain 😂

[@chipchipperson8044]

The way he chews that gum is pissing me off lol

[@thavrisco1632]

Lil Cig You can tell he’s stressed

[@monica-ke1dk]

Lmfao so cringy 😂

[@B1ueD3vi1]

He was so confident at first... Then Chris started reading the chat. He really tanked from there.

[@Droppingineveryvideo]

B1ueD3vi1 it started in marijuana stuff.. he started turning red.. lmao..

[@DJdevil319]

What a nice guy He just wants to make sure she’s ok!! Bless he’s soul

[@LEE-hw3sx]

Blaze his soul 👏👏

[@tthomaselli2]

Uncle Fester's look-alike is in a world of trouble...

[@saraoln]

Oh, my gosh! I love this reference 😂.

[@abtahitishad9454]

We need Ice Cube to host this show lol

[@rebekahnicole3428]

Abtahi Tishad omg hahahaha that would be so great

[@nicksmith3746]

That would be a hit!!

[@RangerHouston]

Cube would just beat the shit outta these guys hahaha Chris Hansen has a ton of self control. When shit like this goes down I always have to excuse myself, I have absolutely no problem watching all these pedos get their teeth knocked out.

[@JamesBond-lj6ms]

Eminem would be better. He would prolly beat the shit out of them.

[@bryant7542]

He'd come out the curtain with a baseball bat

[@mudboy8059]

He's chewing that gum mad aggressively 😂

[@robertyoung5678]

He will be chewing on some thing in prison an it will not be gum ,😆😅😃😂😁😀😘

[@LulzRoyce]

3:51 the way he said that was so hilarious lol, I want that soundbite

[@macrons593]

Step 1: convert video to MP3 online Step 2: cut desired part of MP3 online 😊

[@photosynthesis69]

macrons593 ewww no. 2011 was a LONG time ago. Use soundflower and record the audio directly from video.

[@bossboy191919]

"HAVE A SEAT" The words every predator fears

[@saraoln]

Chris Hansen: The face every predator fears... Well, more technically the name in this case because Mike didn't seem to know how Chris Hansen looked like...apparently.

[@mgarcia2445]

Aw, what a sweetheart to be soooo concerned about a 13-year-old girl talking to older men...like him. These supposed vigilantes crack me up (for a second), then they really anger me. Sickos!

[@gr3ygh0ul]

exactly... you know who could check on her? parents. family members. family friends. the only way to describe him is “big dumb.”

[@SaltyD3plorable]

I know! All of these good samaritans! They are just crawling all over chat rooms just scoping the net for teens to council! How charitable and selfless of them!

[@qwertyasdf1567]

part of me agrees, but part of me also thinks, “well, most predators have poor self control and would have already had explicit conversations with the kid by now, so this guy could be innocent, you just never know, as a general rule, don’t come to underage kids houses you met on the internet and we won’t have to wonder”

[@Tigerman1138]

"Hey math teacher, what is the statistical probability you'll be captured today on TCAP/HVP?"

[@kehindeadegboyega1027]

Tigerman1138 😂😂😂😂

[@qtexasbrumley]

Tigerman1138 yeah PVP / 1v1

[@Scratchingforcash]

I’m gonna take a crack at this answer, hmmmm this is a tough one, carry the one, divide here, move this point over here, I GOT IT-is the answer 100%??

[@TOThaP]

Lmfao

[@gameoflife9581]

100%

[@hbk2377]

Anyone notice the freudian slip at 0:45 LMFAO

[@saraoln]

Yes, I did ✌🏻😂. I didn't realize it until later. Freud's theories aren't always 100% proven to be incorrect. This guy's guilt spilt right out of his tongue. His subconscious just dominated him for a second there.

[@sallymondal]

What's scary is that he's so well spoken and just looks 'normal' from the outside. Wild how people like these could possibly get away so easily.

[@tommykeith6589]

HE SHOULD KNOW 32 DOESN'T GO INTO 13!

[@cicero-enkiconstantine6243]

Hey -O-!

[@jules5012]

Hahahahahahaha

[@cmoney0129]

2 goes into 50 evenly. Your metaphor is flawed. 😂

[@ricardorobi9247]

Tommy Keith 😂😂😂😂

[@tommykeith6589]

Colin C WHAT DOES 2 HAVE 2 DO WITH GOIN INTO 50? WE KNOW IT GOES INTO IT 25× BUT SHE'S 13??

[@vinceoutoftouchmcmahon4796]

So. . . Do you blaze?

[@mittensbiscuits1699]

Vince "Out Of Touch" McMahon every day

[@shadystonesfm3979]

HeavyProfessor Ain't addictive :)

[@88omair]

He was so concerned about the 13 year old talking to older guys like him online, that he took it to the next step and came in person to warn her about talking to guys like him. What a genius

[@glitchyfolks]

“Did you blaze?”

[@saraoln]

Do you Blaze? *DID YOU BLAZE?*

[@Maialeen]

The way he's trying to casually chew gum has me dying. Oh my God, this guy is a waste of oxygen.

[@Jetdot37]

Maths teachers have the worst breath of all people. He is chewing gum, so he was 100% trying to put his mouth on the girl 😂

[@Fallconn2]

Jetdot37 all that damn coffee they drink, gives them the ultimate shitbreath

[@89Tymah]

a mix between shit and old cocksuck.

[@firasb-ck1dj]

I don't think he was gonna eat her

[@reenaasmr8451]

HAAHHHAHAAG

[@shitmandood]

He just needs to floss more.

[@LulzRoyce]

0:39 i literally busted out laughing.

[@anthonygonzales3523]

Me too

[@sammichu1906]

eggman the math tutor goes hard boiled over 13 year old

[@ZmanCanTV]

Lmfao this dudes smut face has "I fucked up" written all over it

[@magetaaaaaa]

I love how the decoy is trying so hard not to laugh as he walks through the curtain and encounters Chris Hansen.

[@danielshahar4273]

if he had kept his mouth shut he wouldnt have gone to prison.

[@IAmNextUp]

Yes

[@Novaheart1998]

Totally!

[@SpyroPS1iscool]

This guy acts like such a jerk. No adult woman would ever want to deal with that no wonder he targets kids

[@liam-man7265]

I love how the suspect is confused between the meanings of “younger” and “older”! 😂

[@plumorg6319]

Voldemort converted himself 💀

[@shwift8789]

I wish he lived in my neighborhood. Such a great guy, just protecting the younger kids out there and teaching lessons.

[@alwashington8364]

Shwift you are fuckin stupid LoL

[@missamieholly2313]

Al Washington He was sarcastic. You're fkn stupid

[@alwashington8364]

MissAmieHolly I know that that is why he is fuckin stupid but you're just dumb mind your business was not taking to you

[@madibreland7853]

Shwift but did you blaze

[@spaghettiioassassin8151]

Al Washington nah you’re just a dumb bitch trying to backpedal out of your dumbass comment

[@darthvader280]

Out of all these predators he's the most shameless one.

[@Boofus90]

Darth Vader never thought this would happen....

[@darthvader280]

Darth Vader You dare to impersonate an imperial enforcer?

[@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724]

Darth Vader Nah that goes to. The Orange Shorts Subway Guy i mean Major Sandwitch Shop. Watch it my sexy hot🔥master.LOL

[@christinas.4342]

Darth Vader The one with pizza was way worse. He was relaxed and start eating pizza in front of Hansen

[@adb8003]

Kristina S. He even offered some to Chris lmfao

[@lipsdimps7201]

I love when he reads back the transcript... the way he reads it, I be in tears. 😂

[@Danimal1177]

Wow, this guy is *smooth!* He can quickly think on his feet and come up well-stated, eloquent, and believable explanations for what was going on and why he was there and what he hoped to have happened. Every thing he said seemed so honest and trustworthy.

[@SharpStudios0]

crime watch a savage for the description. "didnt calculate on meeting chris hansen" lmao

[@mloftin6472]

Butt chugging cat food be like oops I died from an infection in my bowels

[@BreachingTBone]

that chick looks like this girl I've been talking to online. she invited me over for tomorrow night. good times are coming fellas!

[@candycane7434]

BreachingTBone lol 😲

[@IAmNextUp]

Lol

[@smoosh817]

Why don't you have a seat right over there...

[@CallofDutyUS]

😂

[@user-qd6pw4te9s]

BreachingTBone how did it go 😂😂😂😂😂

[@barbthatsitjustbarb5680]

Chris: he's a math tutor My brain: a meth tumor

[@leviwagner5288]

He just wanted to warn her about predators. What a great guy! We need more people like this in the world!

[@ncalvin]

Lemme ask you something *do. you. blaze?* *DID YOU BLAZE?*

[@davejones5640]

Yes.

[@earlwolf4291]

I dont think he blazes...

[@niclasneziru1854]

Sir yes sir

[@smokerbuddy4204]

I live for this quote

[@saraoln]

Imagine putting that as my notification sound 😂.

[@RishiRich23]

SOMETHING ISN'T ADDING UP SMH

[@JanetStarChild]

Why so much hate?

[@Calum...]

JanetFunkYeah we'll never know

[@BrainRotBehaviour]

Maybe you should multiply

[@Cole-xt8sb]

“This is horrible” Ceo of horrible

[@swair3177]

This is Harrrrrible

[@stelladavis1798]

Chris Hansen somehow fits "thirteenyearoldgirl" into a single syllable. Every time.

[@jake4379]

The whole "I came here today because I was concerned she's talking to older men" seemed good to me but then Chris started reading the chat log

[@Tigerman1138]

Jacob Petty Old excuse

[@thedarkknight646]

Nah you could tell by his demeanor he was nervous and trying to weasel his way out of a bad situation lol

[@ThePhantom]

Pretty sure he mentioned that as a quote ages ago.

[@donnysan]

But her parents aint home take the L fam😭

[@marleigherin540]

he is sweating so much .. i’m crying

[@talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396]

marleigh erin 😘

[@soulhrt]

marleigh erin D'ont crie!!!😩

[@Mudig]

YOU'RE LIKE LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

[@orionizaqt]

This dude really be lookin like Billy Corgan lmao

[@hanscrow2056]

Dudes so used to being a tutor he raises his hand to ask Chris if there’s cops outside lmao

[@EmmasLifeTV]

is no one going to comment on the shape of his head?

[@luker6766]

EmmasLife is anyone gonna comment on your........ahhh your to old for me

[@blainewinters7777]

One of my first thoughts lol

[@Will.2V]

EmmasLife he looks like a sucked on lollipop

[@EmmasLifeTV]

:o

[@jokingmodel6666]

Youre cute af😍

[@Danimal1177]

Manzi: "Sir, may I ask you a question?" Hanson: "Yes you may." Manzi: "First off, that's not completely true." For a teacher, this Manzi guy doesn't seem to know what a question is.

[@saraoln]

Maybe he wasn't done with his chance to talk and was going to answer the question right after but was interrupted. I thought of the same thing, actually.

[@DontWakeMeUp.]

seemed it was edited that way. Im sure there's an uncut version out there

[@nocturnalpisces1299]

He isnt a english tutor you know 😂😂

[@coltinm8160]

Wow. What a sincere guy, wish we had more like him!

[@MithradatesVIEupator]

Chris Hansen: "So you were just being a good samaritan" Predator: "Well I was trying to to a certain extent..." Trying to get in a 13 year old's pants? Scum of the Earth.

[@tomm1827]

My boi Chris Hansen looking like he about to storm the beach of Normandy @0:14

[@chrisshelley4623]

james ramirez Lmfao "Give me strength, lord"

[@johnpeplow7134]

"I'll see you all on the beach!"

[@Ratchet2022]

Dude, you're right!!

[@floresaza253]

He's running through his head the list of zingers for the possible excuses this asshole will say.

[@chrisc1168]

"Fire the pedo-schreck!"

[@alyssabrown6877]

This guy is not slick...

[@andremcelroy1281]

Alyssa Brown not without his ky jelly

[@itwontcomeout5678]

He's stoned hahahaha

[@areomorales6511]

Predators always immediately listen to Chris the second he shows up it’s like magic I swear

[@treuform6818]

He’s very authoritative

[@usucksomuch]

"DO YOU BLAZE?" LMAO

[@killdalamb3357]

He tried to think quick on his feet 😂😂😂

[@Street464]

Pillette Mark yes, he really did, but he was already wayyyy in to deep lol

[@jase37]

"Did you blaze??"

[@Pingaheimer]

lead singer of the smashing punpkins feelin like smashin something else.

[@isabella-vg8cr]

Andy P haha

[@IsaaqAttack]

Somebody once told me the weed was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of young with Chris Hansen playing dumb And I knew I wasn't getting any head Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Got arrested while I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to smoke for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're a Predator, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're on tv, get the show on, don't get laid And all that evidence is gold I shouldn't come by and should have fold. Have a seat right there please. Yes sir

[@queeneliane7745]

Pan Con Bistec HAHAHA

[@fififornow8031]

Pan Con Bistec billy corgan yes! Lmao I was actually thinking that when I saw him lol

[@Alexvibez98]

He dead look like Billy Corgan😂😂. Love the smashing pumpkins

[@kassidyhodge7830]

I love how she covered her mouth when he decided to go back there 🤣 she knew what was abt to go down.

[@robertr798]

“She’s talking to people who are a lot younger- Older.” Oops. Freudian slip.