*STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM, NOW WE SLIGHTLY FURTHER AWAY FROM THE BOTTOM!* Check out my super cool PATREON and help me afford a longboat: www.patreon.com/TheRealKoifish Hello HELLO! Sorry for the lack of videos lately, I was stuck in traffic for 2 weeks, but now I sold my car and bought rollerskates instead. MORE VIDEOS TO COME!
@zrnov19344 жыл бұрын
yeettus that feetus and get the landus
@gregorypavlunenko49534 жыл бұрын
You should keep playing as this character and form the Rus.
@thewanderer99584 жыл бұрын
Koifish what happened to ”the conquer?”
@gintarys694 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, that playthrough was so good that I cant even sleep at night, not knowing the ending, so please finish it and end our suffering
@erion91344 жыл бұрын
Dude, i was watching the video and was hoping for you to change the map mode and when i was coming to write this comment you changed it 3:31,dude made me think you had become insane
@maksym27774 жыл бұрын
I've played this mod once and i ordered my youngest son to go for the child crusade. After that he became a king of Jerusalem, and I was adopted by duke of Austria. That was weird but satisfying.
@gamerriffs88274 жыл бұрын
Which mod is this
@maksym27774 жыл бұрын
@@gamerriffs8827 Rise to Power
@Shingoenjoyer4 жыл бұрын
@@maksym2777 that is a oddly inspiring story.
@raloniusmaximus4 жыл бұрын
@The Nova renaissance no place is holier than jerusalem
@orjetshkodra6143 жыл бұрын
I randomly got adopted by the duke of Armenia after somehow going to Armenia after being in Italy and I never understood what happened
@crazytemplar83124 жыл бұрын
Koifish: it's just a little cough nothing too special CK2: *News from China*
@andrewrebholz4 жыл бұрын
I am very happy I wasn't the only one who spotted that.
@Drewww024 жыл бұрын
I saw Raid, skipped 40s ahead but heard the HAAAAAA right at the last second. Went back and was pleasantly surprised. Keep it up, proud of you.
@evilcatghost3074 жыл бұрын
I always just mute and sit through it, just to support lol
@SCARRIOR4 жыл бұрын
@@evilcatghost307 You know it isn't an ad right? KZbin doesn't detect stuff inside a video.
@evilcatghost3074 жыл бұрын
@@SCARRIOR oh I didnt realize that!
@evilcatghost3074 жыл бұрын
@@SCARRIOR thought it detected whether you watched it or not, even when it's in a video. Good to know lol
@dukeofdogs65224 жыл бұрын
@@evilcatghost307 they get the money when you install the game and launch it and then they dont really care what happens
@math30004 жыл бұрын
Koifish Jr: spends childhood reading books and becoming a poet Also Koifish Jr: doesn't know how to read
@delboythethird12004 жыл бұрын
I got an event about my wife's pregnancy cravings when I was a homeless bastard. It asked me what instructions to give to the palace cooks concerning her food...
@pastalavista27324 жыл бұрын
So this is basically mount and blade warband but in grand strategy
@coltontippets94844 жыл бұрын
Pasta la vista 273 and also you can kill your first born with explosive manure
@FivenCheese4 жыл бұрын
Me: *about to do research* KZbin: *notification from koifish* Me: "Ah sh*t here we go again."
@PyrrhicPax4 жыл бұрын
"This video is sponsored by Raid- HA Got em!" Lmao GOLD
@aduialdir4 жыл бұрын
Hey Koifish! What happened to the last episode of The Conqueror achievement man? Why do ye hide the last episode? Release it immediately i order ya.
@Casual_Killroy4 жыл бұрын
You and Simo should do a ck2 series where he plays as Morocco and you as Sweden and when you guys become empires you fight each other!
@The_Borisaurus4 жыл бұрын
MORE!! This is an awesome mode!! I love all the different options and how they aren't edited out! Keep making great content, Koi!
@YunsAvatar4 жыл бұрын
The day that CKII becomes "Real Life Simulator" for a couple generations. "I buy chickens!"
@reivercaptain5104 жыл бұрын
I like this little ballad of a bastardson working his way up in the world.
@trystanfranziskus4 жыл бұрын
"It's just a cough nothing special" *news from china pops up*
@starcraft2own4 жыл бұрын
A bit disappointed you missed the "Message from china" as you talked about the cough being from the corona virus.
@cypherusuh4 жыл бұрын
tfw I got recommended after 2 mins of upload I almost forgot about Koifish thanks to youtube's subscription shenanigans
@ekkovaan22614 жыл бұрын
You not only did you say "voi vittu saatana" YOU ACTUALY PRONOUNCED IT RIGHT FECKING FINALLY SOMEONE CAN PRONOUNCE FINNISH RIGHT
@malahamavet4 жыл бұрын
Warband sword sister experience! With that you can end the warband experience series and choose a female for the first time
@ottolinevonroon92494 жыл бұрын
0:35 you had me there Koifish, you cheeky bugger haha
@bigbobtank15634 жыл бұрын
Ah I see that you play a game called azur lane
@ottolinevonroon92494 жыл бұрын
@@bigbobtank1563 hmm, I wonder what gave it away...
@spodermoose74014 жыл бұрын
the it will not keeeel reference was probably the funniest thing youve ever said, thank you koifish once again youve proved your worth
@_JamesMorrell_4 жыл бұрын
fookin hell 0_____0 the enthusiasm of this tuber is immense
@HuevoBendito4 жыл бұрын
Keep going! Become *KHAAAAAAN*
@UnprofessionalGamerr4 жыл бұрын
If you download the Better Lookings Garbs mod you can see the stage of children’s development and they actually have the correct eye and hair colour. It also adds Chinese makeup to “Attractive” characters and gives monobrows and warts to “Ugly” characters
@stal24964 жыл бұрын
the respublic of koi has declared you its king
@EthGemsnStuff4 жыл бұрын
Please marry your horse in the next playtrough
@ObligedUniform4 жыл бұрын
The first half of the video can be summarized as one genius Viking boi going "come on coach put me in, I can take 'em!" Over and over again until they let him.
@cerule-magus4 жыл бұрын
I see a wide variety of videos like this and find them quite funny xD But something I WOULD like to see would be like, starting as a lowborn nobody WOMAN (gasp, playing as a woman in CK2?) and trying to marry your way to the top? Trying to get the best husband possible despite being someone living on the street, and if she cant get to becoming an empress in her lifetime, then maybe her daughter, or grandaughter? This is content I'd be very interested in :3
@gordonramsdale4 жыл бұрын
Literally impossible, lowborn women can't marry matrilineally so all the kids would not be of her house so when she dies game would end
@cerule-magus4 жыл бұрын
@@gordonramsdale I believe this mod allows one to choose to play a successor regardless? That's what it has looked like to me, I could be wrong. Doesn't Koifish 1 have their lord as their heir at the start despite their son and when he dies, he gets to choose to play his son anyway?
@polskipolak11294 жыл бұрын
*Crusader Koings*
@HaydenPlaysGames4 жыл бұрын
I drank along to the video. did a quick cheers to the intro, and godamn is it good to have a bit of perogi and booze to a koifish video. HUZZAH! Sidenote. In the future name your first son "Boyfish"
@wizardofaus70134 жыл бұрын
I see Koifish, I spy Crusader Kings, I smile
@braffl4 жыл бұрын
the best video you made by far, I am very gratefull for you entertaining
@somedude94314 жыл бұрын
Bannerlords will be out before Koifish finishes his last challenge...hopefully he finishes it before CK3...
@Spoon800854 жыл бұрын
Koifish the second was a poet that couldn't read. Huh
@asdbuddy48484 жыл бұрын
Koifish the first was a Norse man who adopted a new cultured, named Norse.
@veemie81484 жыл бұрын
He could only sing his poetry
@NothingLikeAGoodWork4 жыл бұрын
Yes, keep this journey!
@Donbasos144 жыл бұрын
That intro. LOOK AT THOOSE GUNS ON THAT HANDSOME MAN!!
@ham00d534 жыл бұрын
So Koifish started as Askellad
@TKDxxxward4 жыл бұрын
Keep playing. I am going to need this on a IV drip! PUT IT IN MY VEINS
@SamuelNiemirycz4 жыл бұрын
King Bjorn II: Electric Boogaloo
@makaan19324 жыл бұрын
Episode 2 - let it continue - the Gods will it!
@DCdabest4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a good steady gig as a nomadic tribesman.
@giancarloribeirobrito6594 жыл бұрын
Crusader Kings huhul ! Best série!!!
@jamesprice58004 жыл бұрын
Gave this video a like simply because “HA GOT EM”
@Aemond20244 жыл бұрын
Hysterical dude. What mods were u using?
@jet-fury7 ай бұрын
Its coming. Son.
@s0ltinsert7824 жыл бұрын
Do the cool guy challenge: 1337 start as Chief Tatva of Koolguyev northeast of Finland. Added challenges for bragging rights: Always stay an independent ruler Convert to Zunist before end of the game
@travisciha17734 жыл бұрын
Your Commentary is pretty hilarious
@TheLordDSK4 жыл бұрын
This game is already long as it is to finish, imagine with this mod lol.
@bernardcornellisvanmeijere43754 жыл бұрын
More!
@suicidermeat91184 жыл бұрын
"Voi vittu saatana. Yes, I speak finnish" Me, a Finn: yeah thats about all you need to know
@voge19564 жыл бұрын
0:35 I already skipped Me realizing koifish pranked me:😐
@arno_groenewald3 жыл бұрын
That noise tho LMAO 12:37
@Voitan4 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT THIS LIFE PATH WAS ENGAGING.
@reinboaz44923 жыл бұрын
Thats it you sold me on this MOD.
@vincenzodisomma71794 жыл бұрын
THE YANG MEN SESSSSS 11:24
@moxor00064 жыл бұрын
That's right boy
@Ottocide4 жыл бұрын
Why is this only a one part series?? I want more :c
@leperemichel52464 жыл бұрын
Do the hellenism reform challenge ! Restore the olympians champs !
@leofwulf2684 жыл бұрын
Oh god Rise to power What have you gotten yourself into
@maroon-azure4 жыл бұрын
VERY COOL
@davidstrife1654 жыл бұрын
Let the Viking culture spread in your new empire
@rauder19064 жыл бұрын
Koifish plays with first map mode for 3 minutes already, something is wrong...
@rauder19064 жыл бұрын
Ah, nermind, he changed it
@ericmyrs4 жыл бұрын
Man, your exaggerated accent is the best.
@johnx95134 жыл бұрын
>Am actually left-handed >Actually have shitty luck I feel attacked. Help.
@brycelugton32364 жыл бұрын
Its almost harvesting season
@rauder19064 жыл бұрын
Ahh, finally...
@RummyLPs4 жыл бұрын
You got a cough right after returning from northern Italy >_>
@znoochy4 жыл бұрын
*Å L Ä N N I N G A R, R O L L O U T*
@Dan-pm4hd4 жыл бұрын
What is that lit battle music you are using ?
@nessblx4 жыл бұрын
He has become Joseph Stalin 9:35
@MagistrYoda94 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to the "King's journey" series? Miss it immensely
@oncheatos52154 жыл бұрын
Hey ma dude! Is it possible for you to upload more solo campaign Bannerlord ?
@nessblx4 жыл бұрын
8:34 I HAVE CORONAVIRUS
@LaggyLuceGaming4 жыл бұрын
I request more if u would be so kind
@chewy60554 жыл бұрын
I’m not left handed but Jesus still hates me 😂🤣
@Moe_0 Жыл бұрын
raid shadow legends jumpscare
@thebleugaming94444 жыл бұрын
Funny enough I got 2 raid shadow legends ads on this video
@thewanderer99584 жыл бұрын
What's the song in the end credits? Is it mount and blade?
@GrievousFrom4 жыл бұрын
Forged In KoiFire
@amagacelestial4444 жыл бұрын
You sound like Klaus from american dad
@jorgosgustavus31834 жыл бұрын
Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan!
@letrellvea23834 жыл бұрын
Good content you salty Scandi B)
@Spoon800854 жыл бұрын
Why is Norway colored in in the loading screen?
@martinlopezhowe4 жыл бұрын
It's the latest ruler challenge, Harald Hardrada
@ContiSVK4 жыл бұрын
Good 😎👌
@mr_Hal4 жыл бұрын
Блин, классный мод
@lordprotector42664 жыл бұрын
OOO AA OO OOO AA OAOA
@cursedex37554 жыл бұрын
What happened to the other CK2 series?
@damjan44354 жыл бұрын
0:03 Whos that thicc boi
@mauricioaguilar72274 жыл бұрын
Left handed? if that's true to you them i glad to know because i one too! :)
@sovietlamar12944 жыл бұрын
YEE T
@delp42874 жыл бұрын
I love you
@fearjon4 жыл бұрын
YOINK
@eckelrock4 жыл бұрын
*MY NIECE!*
@adnanmahfuz4 жыл бұрын
i love your wife's voice
@ThePingouin2ter4 жыл бұрын
Missed your eloquence!
@denizuc83103 жыл бұрын
In rise to power are we need dlc
@Kirikaze9 Жыл бұрын
what is the mod called
@spiritgaming1442Ай бұрын
A year late but rise to power
@connorbarton4308 Жыл бұрын
Koifish your character started reading poetry why does he spend the whole video gaslighting himself he can’t read
@reeses84844 жыл бұрын
I play terrain map mode beacuse i got tired fo crayons map mod
@stupidperson92504 жыл бұрын
fråga stefan varför det är somalier i Sverige btw 15:51 you look like arumba here