THE VIKINGS GO CRUSADING? - CK2 THE CONQUEROR ACHIEVEMENT RUN!

THE VIKINGS GO CRUSADING? They indeed do! Or rather, they used to be vikings, but now they are Normans! And on the order of the pope himself, they set out for a lovely vacation to Egypt! Join me, Koifish, as I try to complete one of the RAREST achievements in the game, The Conqueror! An achievement that has us transforming our vikings into Normans, and then into Englishmen! Truly a great challenge! Truly a grand campaign!
This is the first video out of three, with an EPIC Crusader Kings 2 game that spans almost 400 years, full of legendary warriors, saints and secretive sneaky snakes!
Will Koifish be able to complete the Achievement? Will the Vikings be able to take over England? Will they stand the test of time? Find out in this video!
I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury! Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game!
#CrusaderKings2 #CK2 #Koifish

[@Koifish]

*PART TWO OF THE EPIC SAGA!* Hello hello! Kicking of the year with a COOL COOL crusader kings 2 video! Shitpost coming very soon, so keep your peepers peeled! >:D

[@ABAlphaBeta]

hlep I was bannaned

[@Koifish]

@@ABAlphaBeta Bannaned where?

[@ABAlphaBeta]

@@Koifish On the Tube that is the property of thyself

[@emir7437]

Love ur videos that episode is epic I always love and watch your videos keep going :)

[@victorious8315]

Every ck2 Koifish video WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM DEUS VULT, COME HERE YOU SARACEN BASTARDS!!

[@NotSimo]

Crusader Vikings 2: Electric Boogaloo: How Do I Shag My Sister Vol2.

[@Koifish]

Truly a master poet of his age!

[@3df6c]

isn't it enough to shitpost on your own channel?

[@d4n4nable]

@@Koifish What happens in Egypt, stays in Egypt.

[@polskipolak1129]

Akhem. Simo where are our CK2 MEMES?! You often uploaded the same time as Koifish

[@paritoshd]

yeah man when are we getting xcom? And bounty hunters!

[@slipperycipher9889]

Haesteinn - Conquers Ireland, A lot of England and a good chunk of France Game - Never succeeded in making a name for himself Haesteinn - :(

[@valdemarballisager4942]

“HE’S A SAINT!!!!?!!??!????” Get’s me every time😂

[@gonzalohiguero6632]

Same here

[@polskipolak1129]

I guess Koifish is really in France. He is getting rebellion after rebellion.

[@Koifish]

The French sure know how to rebel!

[@ari3903]

@@Koifish viva la resistance

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

"Dunk him in water like a biscuit" Koifish - 2020

[@Koifish]

That's what a baptism IS!

[@aaronblygh4719]

@@Koifish You madman, who dunks biscuits into water?!

[@jdavis9817]

Ratty Ronny Is he talking about buttermilk biscuits or what the British call cookies?

[@jakubkotas3617]

Oh my god i have never seen such horrendus borders, even ai avoids such bordergore.

[@Koifish]

Divided we stand >:D

[@olbradley]

*"WE GOT JESUS'S FORESKIN!!"*

[@dr_chaos123]

PAH-PAOW!!!

[@YunsAvatar]

I just got this game last weekend (finally) and I absolutely stink at war. I can handle a lot of stuff but going to war leads to losing every time... Koifish truly is king, and I am a lowly peasant.

[@stupidperson9250]

I'm pretty good at ck2 war but suck at eu4 war

[@jakubkotas3617]

Ck2 war is easy, just throw more bodies at enemy and never fight nomads.

[@khorps4756]

start as a powerful nomad vassal, it's really easy to take over the world as a nomad because once your manpower is big enough, it just snowballs from there and nomad armies can crush anything

[@Koifish]

You'll learn with time! All you need to know is that It's ok to pause, and that big numbers doesn't always mean good troops!

[@qancerclown6116]

Start as a Danish Viking King and rob England every now and then. It's like collecting taxes. I need to build something so I go raiding xd Currently on my save I can collect over 1k "taxes" each time I "visit" England :D

[@Zoey--]

"Dunk him in water. Like a biscuit." I just love the humour in all your videos. Really unique and a glorious accent :D

[@55ironhide]

" no taxation without representation! I will represent a foot up your a** " I loled so hard xD

[@drrizzla4557]

Eiregypt.

[@gamerito100]

Normal people: "So, the objective is to get a huge realm, or at least make a prestigious family, right?" Me: "No, the objective is to get Jesus foreskin :)"

[@Spartoi1]

WE NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT JESUS'S FORESKIN

[@Koifish]

Oh you'll LOVE the next episode! :D

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

This looks like a one big fever dream

[@jakie8709]

Omg this is the first video of watched of you and it’s fucking hilarious, love your voice and humour

[@larsmuller97]

The fact that u have a son named jesus and later u get his forskin is one of the funniest shit i have ever seen happen in ck2 fucking lmao this is the best

[@benwilson1088]

Taking a moment considering what a war between the IRA and PLF would look like.

[@TheFaithMystery]

Man, i used to play CK2 from very release, but i have never seen smthning like that. Your plays inspire me to do some weird funny stuff now :D

[@ollaniuspius1211]

Remember when I said that Koifish would leave his mark in the annals of History? I guess I was right.

[@Koifish]

Absolutely! :D

[@ollaniuspius1211]

@@Koifish The Lord Koifish has graced me with his presence! I am honored!

[@agushernandez6083]

King Yeesus of Jerusalem is my favourite anime protagonist.

[@Koifish]

Kung YEESUS!

[@matteobonadiman7387]

You are an amazing youtuber. Keep going bro !!!

[@peenplays4219]

you make it look so easy. good vid

[@Arcturus-rh2rb]

Best CK2 series on KZbin

[@paritoshd]

Woooo! More, I need more.

[@AdamPersson]

I just kept waiting for him to see the northern Africa England. And the byzantine England.

[@existentialgoberts4345]

Lord Koifish, I am confused about this playthrough But this is CK2 absurdity

[@henrygeorgerayner9219]

My sir name is Rayner!!

[@Koifish]

KING RAYNER!

[@cianbarry9207]

Did you not expect the Irish to rebel

[@CrowsNestGamer]

Koifish! What armor is that? The one in your portrait? It says your Norman and I figured that's Norman armor but I also turned Norman in my playthrough and I have on German armor?

[@ObliviAce]

"This video is not meant for children" Me: **sneaky teenager sounds**

[@grasspriet3648]

Cool to see you play, painfull to watch myself try :(

[@Koifish]

You'll learn soon :D

[@DepravedSluggy]

Vikingarna ska segra! WOOOOOOW!

[@kareemmobarak1329]

12:35 attack on titans .. koifish remix 🤣

[@DeadRanger4Ever]

I just love your voices lol

[@Koifish]

My voices love me too :D

[@rebelskirmisher6016]

*Confused Deus Vult screams*

[@Koifish]

It hurts itself in CONFUSION!

[@sovietlamar1294]

YEE T

[@heckinmemes6430]

YOU ARE THE SARACENS AND WE ARE THE IRISH. *doot doot doot*

[@justinlabrosse8506]

Lmao good stuff and btw I'm not sure if your aware but just give your holding to a priest I'm not sure if they are allowed dynastic heritage as a pagan so you should get all your land back after they die and you can avoid more civil wars.

[@aliteralmosquito.7450]

This is officially canon.

[@KometVonHelvetien]

Message before WorldWar 3 started. Stay stafe, Koimrade.

[@Koifish]

I will my Swissmun, i will! *wait* aren't we both NEUTRAL?!?!

[@KometVonHelvetien]

@@Koifish *Oh right*

[@GrievousFrom]

Is the intro the Koifish version of Game of Thrones?

[@Koifish]

Hell yes!

[@MRmeomania]

"iReLAnD"

[@Koifish]

IRLAND is how we usually say it!

[@MRmeomania]

@@Koifish Yea but not in EGYPT koifish! Not Egypt!

[@darkdragoon2002]

What was the song at 15:24?

[@kraken5900]

Crusaders going to Egypt?! Nani!!!!?

[@gamingborne6107]

noice

[@HuevoBendito]

What can we say except Deus Vult?

[@MrKixoPl]

Yes pls more

[@Koifish]

More will come, as well as shitposts :)

[@xxgaelelcubanoxx2672]

For honor in a nutshell

[@darthimperius2865]

Koifish our favorite Swedish princess

[@Koifish]

I am the prettiest! :D

[@makaan1932]

finally

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

DEUS VULT!

[@lordveznan9896]

NON NOBIS DOMINI!!!

[@ObviusRetard]

My favourite England is south Byzantium England

[@Koifish]

Mine is Welsh England!

[@jerm3406]

yes

[@jerm3406]

very epic

[@LyghtOak]

"the muslims are in paris" Not like the first time thats happened

[@gregorflopinski9016]

Irish egypt is hella cursed

[@kent2574]

Where's the next one.

[@aasmundhald7638]

I can sense the angry screams of the turk muslims from here

[@Sion879]

The border gore >_

[@OCinneide]

standard for ck2, it's so hard to expand like a charlemange.

[@Koifish]

Bördergöre :D

[@almaz4858]

8:16 Koifish no

[@CheshireT]

Tunisian England is beautiful

[@Koifish]

I've heard Egyptian England is quite nice too!

[@anubisd613]

Sooo cristian vikings? Ok... Sounds like Koifih time

[@somedesertdude1308]

Nice

[@mee8801]

Am I having a fever dream?

[@Koifish]

Absolutely! I am the fever!

[@mee8801]

Luckily for you my mom doesn't vaccinate me.

[@theVulpes]

No puedo entender nada pero aun a si me entretuve viendo todo el vídeo jeje

[@rauder1906]

Its simple, I see Koifish upload video I instantly close pornhub

[@Koifish]

Why not BOTH

[@rauder1906]

@@Koifish Damn... You're right

[@dillong4866]

ok

[@asagud1833]

Vik

[@Koifish]

Vik sängkläder!

[@masonwhite3629]

Yeah but I’m

[@FrikInCasualMode]

Player plans... game derails. Long live King Jesus of Jerusalem!!!

[@Koifish]

LONG LIVE CK2!

[@altansirin5830]

*ODIN VULT*

[@mikavituhandle]

Koifish England is like Trump, he puts his name on everything.

[@blacksatin73]

DEUS VULT

[@MaskedMageYT]

i challenge you to horse only incest challenge ck2

[@stupidperson9250]

Traitor of Oden

[@ediss007]

DEUS VULT!