Hardly Working: Script Meeting

The writers assign roles for their latest smash viral video masterpiece.
See more www.collegehumo...
LIKE us on: / collegehumor
FOLLOW us on: / collegehumor
FOLLOW us on: / www

[@SamBskate]

They probably had a script meeting for this...

[@MJ-co3le]

No

[@samlewis3555]

Well, obviously

[@gbird.]

No they just did all this on the fly

[@tidusmi2]

@@gbird. That's why One Take Jake isn't there.

[@YRS24]

​@@tidusmi2probably in the same room

[@fedos]

Emily always gets the best roles.

[@NESherv]

YES!

[@v.t.3064]

I know right? She got the parts of Man 1-5! So lucky!

[@DannySEP]

@@v.t.3064 don't forget group of men

[@v.t.3064]

@@DannySEP oh yeah! I almost forgot! :P

[@Distractedwalking]

Dan isn't a character in "Dan's New Shoes?"

[@starfox300]

Of course, he is shitty pathetic twerp.

[@Hayseus712]

"Tall Danny Devito"

[@Distractedwalking]

Good eye.... or ear.

[@cyanmanta]

That's "Scottish Toilet" to you.

[@williamt.i.s.amoniker6066]

Distractedwalking k,njtgj

[@hypster814]

As a guy that cleans pools, hearing "Hayward microclear above ground filtration system" sends chills down my spine.

[@YellowPenis]

Hayward!

[@luv2motorboat]

Years later, and Owen’s “I went to fucking Juliard!” Line still cracks me up so hard

[@nooooooooope3809]

I SHOULD BE FAT-TITS BOMBERMAN!

[@JeremyHoffman]

Rewatching this video for the 10th time, I just noticed at 1:10 that Owen starts fuming as soon as Adam assigns Murph to read for Fat Tits Bomberman. 😆

[@JeremyHoffman]

And look at that camera angle when Owen knocks the cup of pencils across the table. Art.

[@humanbeings303]

i love anu's face when shes satisfied with the role haha

[@StevenRogers268]

She’s very pretty 🤩

[@AntoineBandele]

I love how they reused the shots.

[@ObligatoryBook]

Yes!

[@yeetusfetus8687]

I couldn't tell till you mentioned, tbh...

[@Nekrotix12]

Really interested in what the actual sketch is about.

[@wesleyewert1023]

Nekrotix Dan's new shoes

[@seanmiller4170]

It's about Adam stroking his already inflated ego

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@wesleyewert1023 yeah exactly even though he isn't cast in the sketch

[@cubostar]

2:14 Coolest shot in all of CollegeHumor imo.

[@lightningmcdweeb]

was just about to comment that my god it was intense

[@MandelaDefect]

1:11 Owen’s face when Murph gets the part

[@StripesZB]

I love to see Anu's reaction to every role she's given, she's like "sounds kinda out there, but... oh, yeah, I see it, nice".

[@Corranhorn122]

I think this might be the last time that all the great members were together in a skit.

[@MsWilliamwest]

Most of them aren't working at CH

[@Corranhorn122]

Yes, that's why I said "last time".

[@MsWilliamwest]

Sorry, I misunterstood because of the "might"

[@Corranhorn122]

Yeah, understandable. You never know, though. They could always come back for a special or something. I hear that some of them will be in this new KZbin Red thing they are doing.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

jake, sarah, streeter, amir, josh...

[@spicycurrybread8818]

Gefiltefilcher the Passover Thief is such an underrated one-liner, wanna hug whoever came up with that

[@leonthethird7494]

I don't get it

[@spicycurrybread8818]

@@leonthethird7494 I could be wrong but I understood it to be a play on the Hamburglar but with a Jewish theme: Hamburger Burglar -> Gefilte fish Filcher

[@leonthethird7494]

@@spicycurrybread8818 good explanation, it’s a lot finnier now

[@yellowcougar18]

I keep replaying this because of Emily's 'Yes!'. Coupled with this being one of Dan's last sketches. :(

[@jrjubach]

Libby Cook-Bowden Yeah why does she say it with a lisp?

[@blackhokage1744]

@@jrjubach no wonder dan left

[@MaxOakland]

Why did he leave? Or did he get fired? And what’s he doing now?

[@yellowcougar18]

@@MaxOakland He moved on. He's writing for John Oliver now.

[@gdawgs101]

Anu's face is too much XD

[@FarisThe87]

Anus?

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

You mean Wucky the plucky ducky?

[@blackhokage1744]

@@hittingyouoverthehead 😂🤣😂 she fits the ducky part

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@blackhokage1744 Please stop stalking me and replying to my comments. It's getting creepy and I am not able to figure out how to block you.

[@blackhokage1744]

@@hittingyouoverthehead 😯 we are in quarantine and am bored, why cant we be friends instead 😊

[@ejoshcoron]

1:13 I love Pat's unsure look after the impressions 😂😂😊

[@jkm4645]

And every one one of them was a cross between Scottish and Cockney, certainly not Chinese or Vatican.

[@michaelralston7211]

still waiting on them to release 'Dan's New Shoes'

[@sevenseveen1337]

did you not hear when they said scottish toilet?

[@Itsgriffeys]

Still waitin’

[@peterbyykkonen8901]

I like how Owen gets more and more visibly upset throughout the video.

[@Crazelord91]

I could watch an hour long version of this with the roles getting more and more ridiculous

[@erickmatthewlynch2058]

Owens acting. Damn. It was genuine.

[@jrjubach]

Erick Matthew Lynch Apparently he went to Juilliard.

[@jackweiss5480]

he really wanted to be Fattitsbomberman

[@erik.isomer]

The cut to Owen when Murph gets Fat Tits Bomberman is masterful

[@AndyThomasStaff]

THEY FUCKING SET UP THE PUNCHLINE SUBTLY WITH SHOTS ON OWEN HOLY SHIT

[@MrStarman926]

The face he makes where he's trying to hide his anger after Murph gets cast as Fat Tits Bomberman

[@MRr3n3gade]

That girl that just smiles...oh my gosh! She's beautiful!

[@BenjaminGoose]

Ten-pin bowling is fun this time of year.

[@taloreroberts9381]

People need to realize Anu's smile is a lot different than anus smile. Punctuation makes a difference.

[@colourfulwithaU]

Jesse Pinkman Hey man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about, like, spelling and shit.

[@taloreroberts9381]

colourfulwithaU yo bitch! What's up?

[@jjlufbjoss3313]

I loved Dan in trainspotting

[@johnytwotimes1]

Lol, my favorites are Wucky the Plucky Ducky, Lord Hudack, Prince of the Forgotten Cosmos, and the Hayward Micro-clear Above-Ground Chlorinated Filtration System XD

[@johnytwotimes1]

Oh, and also Thick Dick Rick and Thick Dick Rick's Bisquick Stick

[@JackhammerJesus]

My favorite is Man#2.

[@bouchandre]

JackhammerJesus Yes!!

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Iiked group of men and man #4

[@dominicwilson309]

I like group of men Y-Y-Y-Y-YES

[@divixmage]

Pat's "Earl Grey up y'bum" line is a direct reference to Jake and Amir: Butt Chugging. xD

[@Vallavender333]

It's been 5 years. Does this still make me laugh every time? Y-Y-YES!!

[@FrankyBabes]

There's a moment, while you're watching this, where you become worried it's going to go on forever

[@keanepois2409]

Easily one of the best sketches CollegeHumor ever did

[@dusk565]

For a script about Dan's new shoes, there are a ton of exceptionally high quality characters...

[@kittico3216]

2023 this is gold

[@felynecomrade]

Anu is truly an inspired choice for Wucky The Plucky Ducky.

[@ariofirdaus9050]

This is my favorite college humor video of all time

[@bloonstowerdefender]

Oh man...I wish they actually made that sketch lmfao

[@adamchen5936]

Anu's smile is perfection

[@henrywood1304]

This sketch should be taught in film school

[@EnglishThisWay]

Anu's smile :D

[@TommyBoy313]

The more I watch this the more I love it. Just the way Dan looks up is fantastic.

[@connorambler4178]

This was gold.

[@dank2459]

I thought Dan was born down in Fraggle Rock (CLAP CLAP)

[@kaygoldman7933]

He was born in Scotland, raised in Fraggle Rock.

[@theshadowjumper6498]

Bro, Dan's Scottish accent is still, even today, freaking awesome.

[@JohnEusebioToronto]

So when are we gonna see the finished skit?

[@MuffinSparkle]

Owen is like the guy from Game Theory, except he's funny.

[@CarlosRodriguez-cl5dq]

I've been waiting years for this comment. Thought I was the only one who saw the resemblance.

[@TheCooderix]

MuffinSparkle owen left?

[@MuffinSparkle]

Cood Eerix Yeah, he's working with The Daily Show now. They mentioned it in one of the comment shows, I think.

[@ThePrinceofElPaso]

selthroWs NOOOOO!!!!! WHYYYYYY!?!?!?!??

[@MrJakeTerror]

Nick McKay TV money more stable than internet money.

[@pantalonesycamisas]

Anu is REALLY pretty...

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

Anu's beauty ? Sounds weird.

[@molesticles]

This is almost 2 Years ago.... I've finally pinpointed the moment when college Humor lost their Mojo.... Right after Dan, Josh, Jeff left... Thank Gods that Emily, Murph and new(slightly more handsome) Sam stayed.. Also original Sam stayed; I loved the joke when he was looking into a mirror at himself, instead of reading a book... My favourite joke from CH in the last 3 years.

[@darylmcmexican539]

Which episode was that joke from? I watched every hardly working at least a million times and I don't remember seeing that one...

[@molesticles]

fayruz fikry George R.R. Martin Writes The All-Nighter, Josh Ruben is always funny when he does character parts.

[@darylmcmexican539]

Oh I see,I skipped that video because I fear I wouldn't get game of thrones references. Thanks! : )

[@jamesgrimes4587]

It was all downhill from there :(

[@jamesgrimes4587]

I've used Gefilte Filcher the Passover Thief more than once in my life

[@skullofrebellion6653]

Lmao Dan's expression when he was told to be shitty pathetic twerp KILLED me

[@xxjack24xx]

Can't stop watching this....

[@jhubeJELLO]

Anubi was SO low key. Who is she? What did she do? Where did she go?

[@mojitofall5441]

Her name is Anu.

[@spitelis]

Being the Egyptian god of afterlife leaves you little time for hobbies.

[@custardvoodoo4483]

If you rewatch it you can notice Owen's outrage hinted throughout the whole video

[@beastmodejones7996]

This sketch sounds amazing!

[@joshuaelliot1]

I'm I the only one who misses Dan!?

[@TheMelku_]

nope. he was one of the funniest

[@justsomeguy1014]

I miss all of them they’re all gone the new cast is no where near as good watching these old videos makes me miss them so much more

[@Emrad16]

I would love to have seen the script meeting for this script

[@cameron_a9116]

Holy crap I haven't laughed that hard at a youtube video in a long time. I love these old Hardly Working vids

[@dexter111344]

Dan, Anu, Emily, Pat, Kevin, and Adam were perfectly casted. For shame that Murph secured the role Owen most rightfully deserves.

[@jkm4645]

I'm having trouble feeling sympathy for him when he specifically said he didn't care who plays what. I'm sure Adam would have been OK with it. I'm also surprised Adam didn't "ruin" Pat's seriously flawed accents.

[@satincartoon2213]

@@jkm4645 that's what I was thinking, Owen specifies that he doesn't care who gets what part at the beginning, so he has no right to be so angry about not getting Fat Tits Bomberman

[@Thrifty032781]

Well, Dan *does* have experience playing a toilet in"Pooping Without Your Phone", so it's a good role to be assigned.

[@ulisesr614]

4 years later and they've yet to release Hardly Working: Dan's new shoes. :'(

[@cherkovision]

I love these sketches, but geez - barely a million views after 7 years? They must've been working for free.

[@seanmoriarty9147]

CollegeHumor's Bronze Age

[@GarveyPeterson]

Yes!

[@ISPI4]

ye ye ye ye yes!

[@BMF396]

i love dan. so much

[@CaTCarries]

Poor Dan. This is an original.

[@Mikachu-ow1un]

Anu

[@Somerandomdude-ev2uh]

Dan joined forces with owen and made lots of accounts to dislike.

[@Judasya]

It's great to see Anu Valia is more of your videos

[@lucasbischoff2268]

There's so much going on I almost missed the joke of Kevin being cast for Emily when Emily is right there

[@9ooglesuxballs]

That's a great shot of the pencil holder flying towards the camera

[@SteveAndersonNotoriousSA]

No wonder Dan left for Last Week Tonight.

[@MrSquishedsquashed]

You have infinite chances to check out your channel, no one is stopping you.

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Owen went to Juilliard?

[@theshervinator]

He went to the bathroom there.

[@Thrifty032781]

MIND BLOWN.

[@Somerandomdude-ev2uh]

Thumbs Up if they should actually make the script they were making (i know its not real)

[@klony1280]

College humors VERY OWN KZbin Page!

[@alejoromero]

This is it. This is where the bad sketches begun.

[@KevinMartinez-it1if]

+Alejandro Romero I disagree.

[@alejoromero]

Was it before?

[@KevinMartinez-it1if]

***** I'd say it was after most of the founding cast left.

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

Without streeter it's not even college humor. It's just some guys from collège humor doing sketches with other guys.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

+Alejandro Romero Ha, no.

[@CrusherX1000]

I just noticed that Owen says he doesn't care who gets what role at the beginning

[@paperclip9558]

Not gonna lie, one of the best skit they ever did.

[@someperson5506]

Praise be Pat, who stuck with us all these years.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

The funny thing is the sketch is called Hardly Working: Dan's New SHoes and Dan isn't even cast

[@Robteee]

This is pure gold.

[@adamsway6637]

Holy shit that shot of the cup of pens coming at the camera was great 😂

[@Philgob]

There are so many great jokes in this lol

[@50ShadesOfEndo]

Pat's accents are so accurate xD

[@TheOriginalPoopBalls]

I think about Anu and the duck role she was born to play very often

[@divixmage]

Gefilte-filcher the passover thief is the best character name in this entire thing.

[@flavafee]

this is one of my favourite CH videos. great job guys!

[@yadiggems]

Cant wait for this new episode

[@erik.isomer]

This video needs to be made.

[@tonny1351]

they need million views on day one and a million subscribers already!

[@UnderdogPlays_]

orginial content: putting an ad for Hangover III on your youtube layout

[@prgmachin6721]

Consistently the best sketch they ever put out.

[@Kycklingstek]

Best answer ever.

[@MrEvgoo]

I believe that these guys will become as big as Smosh some day.

[@EmmaDancesNever]

i love this one

[@HagazX]

I can't stop replaying the part @0:55 I'm laughing so much

[@chrisblyth2112]

can't wait for this video

[@creativename1590]

1:13 foreshadowing the final scene

[@Chibochilost1]

This script better be a full video.

[@cambaum8545]

Mind bender

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

this is gold