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@Ethereal_Ghost7 жыл бұрын
I love how the other college humor people have defined personas in the Jake and Amir universe.
@CereberalThud3 жыл бұрын
How has this been here for 3 years, sitting at 500+ likes, and not a single comment? First!
@GageFilms3 жыл бұрын
@@CereberalThud yeah the amir blumenfleds of the world need to unite in these dark times.
@Jkdabomb10A3 жыл бұрын
Third! I’m a hero and a cool. Upvote me to karma heaven!
@SalvableRuin3 жыл бұрын
@@GageFilms Blumifleds? LOL I guess you meant Blumenfelds.
@GageFilms3 жыл бұрын
@@SalvableRuin thank you for the correction.
@Rikoshima10 жыл бұрын
murph absolutely kiiiiiiills this sketch, he cracks me up every time
@THEGODDAMNDINOSAUR3 жыл бұрын
NEXT. NOTCH.
@JackSamEss10 жыл бұрын
Maybe when Murph says "I will always catch you Jake" what he really means is that even if Jake runs faster than him, he will always catch him
@ejoshcoron5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@GarfieldiusPrime4 жыл бұрын
probably.
@GarfieldiusPrime4 жыл бұрын
probably
@JohnDoe-hk5ec4 жыл бұрын
That’s totally what he meant
@nolabets31303 жыл бұрын
He is Jake's foil but also his protector
@aidand123412 жыл бұрын
'What's goin' on here guys?' 'Dude, yeah right no way' LOOOL
@niheathcote10 жыл бұрын
This is bullying...and I do have to take it.
@yakiclone456 жыл бұрын
Nicholas H Lmao omg
@jakehamilton39376 жыл бұрын
I could never tell if that was a reference I just didn’t get or if they just made it up to sounds like but either way it super funny
@HarperNguyen5 жыл бұрын
Jake Hamilton It’s a spoof of an office bullying PSA.
@kipkipful3 жыл бұрын
@@jakehamilton3937 it’s like jake pathetically admitting his submissive personality and covers it aup as a joke that actually has no reference. Amir could have said “i don’t get that referense, man”
@gabrieltsgardner99423 жыл бұрын
@@kipkipful Its a reference to an old sexual harrassment in the workplace PSA "This is sexual harrassment, and I _don't_ have to take it"
@ana1121mia4 жыл бұрын
anyone else use the "call it even steven segal" line in their day to day life?
@louisfaithfull497 Жыл бұрын
every single day.
@zenku419 жыл бұрын
I love Murph's character, and I love how he always backs up amir hahaha
@kamenraider11755 жыл бұрын
@@morikahjo No, Amir's Amir is Sam. Wow, out of context this sounds either insane or a stupid plot to a movie
@BarginsGalore5 жыл бұрын
Amir is his butler
@Strummie4 жыл бұрын
Unless he’s giving him a purple nurple.
@Jonasman31510 жыл бұрын
I love how Murph is always so mean yet fair.
@orkunakman154110 жыл бұрын
This was fair?!
@Jonasman31510 жыл бұрын
Orkun Akman He caught Jake didn't he?
@EricCris10sen10 жыл бұрын
FraTiger So wanting him to buy that thing for both of them for no reason, making him put his belt of backwards and making him yell he's a bitch is all okay because he caught his trust fall? I somewhat find that not fair.
@Nikegod10 жыл бұрын
EricCris10sen because you're a bitch
@Cole444Train9 жыл бұрын
fair? lmao okay he was an ass the whole video, made him buy them gifts, and called him a bitch. fair… sure.
@venomsn4kee2 жыл бұрын
Amir: “Emotionally?” Jake: “No.” Amir: “Yes.” Amir: “Physically?” Jake: “Yes.” Amir: “No.” Synchronized: “What?!?!” gets me every time 😂
@gregjenkinson75123 жыл бұрын
You can tell Murph really loved taking part in these sketches
@Treyworld9 жыл бұрын
Murph is fucking crazy.....and I love it.
@ChrisPMuffin9 жыл бұрын
+Treyworld Lol the best actor ever!
@lognott3 жыл бұрын
These were the good old days. Every now and then, when it snows out and the sound of the busy world outside falls below audible, I sit in a cozy chair next to the fire and relish these memories of men developing trust for each other.
@victoriahope83712 жыл бұрын
You get the vibe of nostalgia perfectly.... The good old days of college humor...... ❤️🎓
@bolerie7 жыл бұрын
"I'm only wearing it cus it's laundry day" "You wash your belts?"
@OhplsAndrew7 жыл бұрын
Weak, dude!
@ZeusPluchinoish8 жыл бұрын
That ending is actually so funny
@swedishmeatballs1239 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE TASTEFUL AS FUCK BRO
@driedpancake9 жыл бұрын
YOU GOT A PROBLEM???
@via458 жыл бұрын
OK,THIS IS BULLYING
@FREEGEMS8 жыл бұрын
24
@bengodw79788 жыл бұрын
And i do have to take it
@NikSwiftDigs7 жыл бұрын
I had someone once genuinely ask me what a wall sconce was, and I just shouted that at them. Lost a potential friend that day..
@familyguycrazy1019 жыл бұрын
'I'm gonna run away so fast, I'm gonna tell on you.'
@paulfuoco-binette35885 жыл бұрын
Jake is cooler than Amir, but he's still a total loser compared to everyone else lol
@ihaztehSNIPAH9 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite episode
@CarloMartinini8 жыл бұрын
Mine too, so many great lines. I'M A BITCH, OKAY? I'M A HUGE... FRIGGIN BITCH.
@Equalyzer893 ай бұрын
This one and table read are sharing my number one spot 😁🥰
@michaelb63492 жыл бұрын
The hand motion when he says "tell EVERYBODY" has strong WWE heel energy
@toujours43905 жыл бұрын
Murph is an awesome actor. He can play geeky personas, hipster, jock and bully... All around guy
@alexpabloroy10 жыл бұрын
One of my absolute favorites. The set up for that ending is priceless. The first time i saw it I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard.
@tonyloaf548210 жыл бұрын
That ending
@MuffinSparkle10 жыл бұрын
I can't get the Stony remix out of my head whenever I watch this. Damn it.
@jeremiahstephens.10 жыл бұрын
IM A BITCH I AM I REALLY AM IM A BITCH OKAY IM A HUGE FRICKIN BITCH
@hussain.darwesh4 ай бұрын
Saaamee
@Addersea9 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the ones where Murph is crazy xD He's so brilliant xD
@bunnyfaceperson1238 жыл бұрын
brian murphy has nothing to do with the way his character acts... and it takes the humor out of any episode he's in. just makes them sad
@ARR0WMANC3R8 жыл бұрын
Disagree, he was hilarious in this.
@legoindy1118 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna get you anything off the "Jake Fucked Me" registry.
@lucyanne96268 жыл бұрын
Idk why.... cuz ya did.
@michaelh137 жыл бұрын
You you you... Diva roach
@samspetifore98759 ай бұрын
Murph catching Jake is literally one of the most beautiful moments of this series.
@JosephDingillo Жыл бұрын
2:04 when Jake laughs and looks at Amir, Amir's little smile kills me. Like he genuinely thought Jake's joke was funny.
@Denominator9011 жыл бұрын
The way Murph stares off into space at the end gets me every time.
@FalloutPlays8 жыл бұрын
WEAK!
@thatotherDjpon34 жыл бұрын
Weird place to find you, Love your content
@kenmasters64388 жыл бұрын
"NEXT....NOTCH!"
@ehill15363 жыл бұрын
WEAK!
@shanebanzet72052 жыл бұрын
I have been watching Jake and Amir for years and I am just seeing this episode now for the first time in 2022... I am so happy :D
@johncollins40294 жыл бұрын
I fucking love psycho Murph. That music/face at the end was perfect.
@Back0nTrack12 жыл бұрын
Jake: Are you even hurt? Amir: Emotionally? Jake: No. Amir: Yes. Physically? Jake: Yes. Amir: No. One of my favorite J&A-moments! :D
@Kommando78611 жыл бұрын
I love when Jake squeals "weak!"
@delayedundisplayed8 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Murph always backs up Amir...except when he's going with everyone else. Like the charity sketch where he punched him....or the secret Santa sketch where they lynched him...
@seangannon60058 жыл бұрын
well I think that was before they established murph as he is in this video
@cctomcat3215 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my more favorite J&A sketches... Murph kills this.
Yeah cos you're Kakashi, we all know that you work out.
@PARK5TER12 жыл бұрын
OMG! Murph's eyes at the end are priceless!
@jesusthroughmary8 жыл бұрын
Murph is savage af
@daleksec017 жыл бұрын
"I will always catch you, Jake" 😂😂😂
@darkartsdabbler24075 жыл бұрын
Hardwon and Galad
@JeremyHoffman6 ай бұрын
I love how even while Murph and Amir are extorting and bullying Jake, Amir adores Jake so much that Amir can't help but laugh at Jake's silly voice saying "and I do have to take it"
@ChalfantNBC3 жыл бұрын
just realized this and Table Read were probably filmed on the same day, they're wearing the same shirts in each vid
@17raysplays29 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how Murph just looks into the distance at the very end
@Kenzaaa12310 жыл бұрын
I love this episode more than amir loves nuggets
@nofran532510 жыл бұрын
Means nothing
@Kenzaaa12310 жыл бұрын
stooooop. that's rude. it means a lot. have you seen most of the episodes? AMIR LOVES NOOGS.
@TylerDurdenIsRad9 жыл бұрын
yeah not possible though
@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse9 жыл бұрын
Kenzi Renee Do you love it more than Jake loves that sweet sweet cream?
@Kenzaaa1239 жыл бұрын
Yes;)
@EMorner6 жыл бұрын
After years of watching J&A I have finally decided, this is my favorite episode, especially with the outtakes XD
@DaaaahWhoosh8 жыл бұрын
Just noticed, Amir is wearing very similar clothes to the ones he was wearing in the original Trust Fall video.
@jessesegel26066 жыл бұрын
And the lines are almost exactly the same
@tylerdunn19436 жыл бұрын
Can someone link the original I'm not finding it?
@xHaste9 ай бұрын
I can't get over the nostalgia they pulled from the original Trust Fall video, so legendary
@12345abcde55110 жыл бұрын
Awesome acting. They're amazing. All of them. They've got some real skills. For real.
@panpan33034 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been working out, so if you come at me, I’m gonna run away SO FAST and tell on you”
@HugeWeltanschauung8 жыл бұрын
That song was in 2012??? Fuck. That's so depressing I'm going to drink another four years of my life away.
@bella928210 жыл бұрын
I will ALWAYS catch you Jake
@BeefJerkyGirl12 жыл бұрын
"I will always catch you Jake." favorite part!! XD Also favorite episode!
@jaredfisher478512 жыл бұрын
Easily my favorite video on all of KZbin.
@daninbox7 жыл бұрын
The opening dialogue is the same as Trust Fall 1, only with a twist.
@xComradeSnarky10 жыл бұрын
0:50 LOL dat sound
@doppleganger0712 жыл бұрын
anyone notice amir switches to shades when he is saying "girl look at my body!" =D
@jpmbtt12 жыл бұрын
i dont get why people disliked this is actually one of my favorite collegehumor videos of all time
@BeefJerkyGirl9 жыл бұрын
"I will always catch you Jake " *crazy eyes * xD This was the first jake and amir i ever saw (few years ago) and it still kills me to this day xD
@gargamellenoir84605 жыл бұрын
Aww man, Jake needs to start saying "weak" again in Naddpod!
@svnumber310 жыл бұрын
lmao merph's face at the very end
@KKBuzzXD8 жыл бұрын
murph looks like the overly attached girlfriend
@legitasballs21184 жыл бұрын
i can’t unsee it now
@willarn13 жыл бұрын
One of the best sketches ever
@iwaitec4 жыл бұрын
Posted a few days after I graduate highschool ... wow how time flies
@Shiek20012 жыл бұрын
Murph. is terrifying. as FUCK.
@devonscotttaylor9 ай бұрын
"Are you even hurt?" "Emotionally?" "No." "Yes." "Physically?" "Yes." "No." ""WHAT?!"" the amount of times I've tried and failed to start this dialogue with somebody who isn't graced by J&A, is straight up embarrassing.
@alexadoran314610 жыл бұрын
"They are tasteful as fuck bro"
@ChubbyPillbug10 жыл бұрын
Maybe the best Jake and Amir sketch ever. So much quotable stuff in this one. GIRL LOOK AT MY BODY.
@timmooredesigns6773 Жыл бұрын
The eyebrow raise at the end kills me every time, also does Amir have a check for $500 in the background? lol
@havesomefaitharthur90203 жыл бұрын
2:16 9 years later and I realized Murph slaps the wallet to his left and it somehow lands to his right next to Amir
@bradleykroegel63936 жыл бұрын
Not Another d&d podcast brought me here
@slicklol8 жыл бұрын
Murph was probably a bully in high school xD
@bunnyfaceperson1238 жыл бұрын
He would piss his cool/jock friends off on purpose until they punched him in the face, frequently... he started to stop once he got tackled at a party and broke his nose. He was never the bully, considering bullying constitutes harassment/intimidation on someone in a lower position of power than you.
@slicklol8 жыл бұрын
bunnyfaceperson123 how do you know all of that?
@HighestCalendar8 жыл бұрын
+Ricardo Marques he said it on If I Were You when he was a guest.
@bunnyfaceperson1238 жыл бұрын
+Ricardo Marques - apparently you're not a true fan
@slicklol8 жыл бұрын
bunnyfaceperson123 I never claimed to be...
@nooooooooope380911 ай бұрын
The elephant trunk wall sconce kills me every time
@glados779810 жыл бұрын
Murph's eyes when he takes his glasses off ha ha, they're amazing ha ha.
@CarloMartinini6 жыл бұрын
Are you even hurt? Emotionally? No. Yes. Physically? Yes. No. WHAT?! Brilliant.
@Primitiveimage10 жыл бұрын
They're tasteful as FUCK bro!
@sydneygandar872310 жыл бұрын
I love Murph's character. I don't see why he gets so much hate.
@TheTacoRainbow9 жыл бұрын
I also love Murph! He's given me some of the biggest laughs on the show by far.
@annaandgracesuck5557 жыл бұрын
This is so old but i love Murphs character and find it so stupid how serious ppl take this
@Jalbesbe2 жыл бұрын
This video has such an impact in my friend group that we constantly refer to things being Even Steven Segal, and needing Bronze Elephant Wall Sconces
@alramd12 жыл бұрын
you how this not got more than a million views yet, its my fav jake and amir so far
@Zerosblade138 жыл бұрын
Even steven seagal
@LeeHarveySnoswald8 жыл бұрын
This was a little hot....
@cambaum85453 жыл бұрын
This video seems very sophisticated and complicated based off the history of the characters. A bit extraneous too, which is a bold move to appeal to those audiences that like that sort of stuff 😀
@brandonwilcox74119 жыл бұрын
Does anybody else crack up at the face Jake makes right after he puts on the belt? at 2:56
@stevepeterson41542 жыл бұрын
"I work out"..... That's when I personally lost it lmfao
@dogspines15149 жыл бұрын
I like how murph is always there to stand up for amir😂 when other people are being shitbags to Amir sometimes murph comes and like "punishes" them somehow.
@Pe6oKanev8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else who's supposed to be studying right now? Just kidding I already dropped out.
@Janjubie10 жыл бұрын
Wasn't merph like a tiny nerd with long hair? Fking puberty.
@101SAVIOR10 жыл бұрын
murph. its murph you dumbass.
@tFighterPilot10 жыл бұрын
His name is byron burphy and he likes to drink curfy
@101SAVIOR10 жыл бұрын
tFighterPilot wut
@ashenrohk10 жыл бұрын
Y Bentley Check out Jake & Amir: XBox
@101SAVIOR10 жыл бұрын
Ashen Rohk ok
@joeluiscortez37145 жыл бұрын
lmao, "okay, this is bullying, and i do have to take it."
@afiqazdilizan58968 жыл бұрын
The way Amir cringes as Jake tighten his belt is hilarious xD
@andreidragostin7 жыл бұрын
Wait, is Murph actually Neagan from Walking Dead?
@obesebird9 жыл бұрын
If you feel bad for jake watch jake and Amir lunchtime
@melvoHD9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dylanrider23049 жыл бұрын
obesebird Did you watch the ending of that video
@lucyanne96269 жыл бұрын
+obesebird Also watch Jake and Amir: Rock Paper Scissors.
@ianmcstruthers993710 жыл бұрын
I dont like it when Jake is insecure. I don't find it funny at all
@x12lesser21x10 жыл бұрын
insecure? he's scared as fuck
@ianmcstruthers993710 жыл бұрын
you clearly don't get Jake and Amir
@x12lesser21x10 жыл бұрын
Ian Mcstruthers lol.. i do get that he's insecure. just not in this video, so you should probably stop copying all the people that say he's insecure, because they post it on the right vids..
@2FreshFoSho10 жыл бұрын
x12lesser21x trying to change people stupid choices in youtube comments one by one.... fuck you go do some charity work or something and get off your high horse
@x12lesser21x10 жыл бұрын
2FreshFoSho why are you annoyed? I was just trying to explain something to the first guy because he clearly didn't understand. Then the second guy starts acting like a weirdo telling me he wasn't talking to me. And now you.. the second toolbox trying to be smart by intervening in a conversation that has nothing to do with you and start trowing bs around.
@imabootay11 жыл бұрын
0:36-0:47 omfg I died x'DDDD
@shenzishenzi4 жыл бұрын
7 years later and I keep coming back to this sketch
@dynaboyjl.42206 жыл бұрын
jake saying amir can trust him at the beginning automatically is the littlest thing, but it's so cute
@spaghettibird513510 ай бұрын
Murph, the least intimidating guy ever, just becomes the Joker
@D00Rb3LL6 жыл бұрын
One of the classics😎
@Mr_Buckets10 жыл бұрын
the outtakes episode of this video is one of the funniest vids of Jake and Amir. X)