Harland Williams Has a Tapeworm and Was Attacked by a Grizzly Bear

[@jopo7996]

Only Harland would fake having a tapeworm so he could do a bit about chewing celery into a microphone for 15 minutes.

[@michaelbays4419]

It's the Eye of the Tiger The Thrill of the fight 😢

[@pac5709]

Prly funnest comic around

[@D.Boon1]

Refreshing to see a comic come on JRE without giving a shit what Joe thinks. Left chewed up celery on his table lmao 😅

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Fake? Bro, does Harland Williams look like someone who would fake a serious medical condition just to do something goofy? Come on now. Show some respect.

[@YuriTarrdid]

such commitment to a bit. Norm would be proud

[@thegnosticalien]

“She’s about a 4-footer…” “Lets just say i have something living inside me, and i sorta like it” 😂😂😂

[@SloRush]

Venom movie plot

[@kylenorris5391]

the tail part was messed up!

[@Skinnynbb]

😂😂😂😂

[@curcuru11]

Fucking lost it at this hahahah

[@tbrezzythesinger6633]

😂😂😂😂

[@BidensTaint]

Harlan Williams can hold a straight face with anything 😂

[@Tybolt1]

The bear wound at thr end sent me.

[@mattcooper8109]

Ya only bcs he has no chin

[@moer2489]

Cause even he knows he’s not funny

[@infinidominion]

Galapagos ain't no joke

[@CantTellYou]

If it were anybody else (and maybe 5 years ago) Rogan would be chastising his guest for “doing bits on the podcast”

[@mattfrye2640]

Harland's commitment to the bit is unparalleled 😂

[@sud6646]

Lmfao he would probably confuse alot of people maybe even frustrate them

[@shanvee]

As is Joe's lack of humor or comprehension 😂

[@Triptoons]

Joe just getting trolled for 15 mins 😂

[@abramporras7877]

He was annoyed 😂😂😂

[@Last_Chance.]

Norm McDonald coming back from the grave on that one

[@MAkAVeLlIiii]

​@@abramporras7877good .. it's good for joe to get trolled and annoyed. He says some annoying stuff too that people have to deal with it and of anyone tries calling him out.. he'll get super aggressive

[@5gill]

@@MAkAVeLlIiiilol you’re on of those dudes that eats corndogs with both hands and aren’t allowed within 1000’ of a school huh? Definitely giving off stage 5 clinger chick vibes 😂 what a fkn bum

[@1nvisible1]

*America getting trolled for 15 min*

[@jshshh1041]

He spent 15 minutes doing a crazy tapeworm bit to bring it all together to troll Joe's obsession with bears with a fake tattoo of a grizzly bear claw. Holy shit that's amazing

[@Fatecreated]

Hahahahah. Hook line and sinker

[@jasonblaha6891]

😂😂😂😂

[@echonomix_]

Fake? What are you talking about? Have some sensitivity for Harland man.

[@nickchiariello3171]

Just was trying to explain this to my wife. Legendary.

[@alihasan4894]

That all gig was awesome 😂😂

[@karlhess7278]

He puts some cheese out at night and he feels like he has a tail!!!!! He is killing me.

[@theancientsam]

Rogan: o_o

[@panic7659]

💀

[@Semperaich72]

Dude 😂😭 I have to walk into work now and that's all I can think of

[@Poopyfingerz]

😂

[@oobieo]

Jesus Christ he's so funny

[@D.Boon1]

I wasn’t sold until that loud ass crunch in to the mic LMAO

[@cDub3284]

Holy shit, that was fucking gold

[@DuckYou69]

ASMR

[@Fatecreated]

I'm still giggling

[@Thedarkknight2244]

When he said “men can get pregnant now” I refuse to believe otherwise

[@Harold.Richard]

2:22 had me rolling, Joe’s face after Harland told him he puts a piece of cheese out at night haha

[@marcosraphael1935]

I was looking for this comment, bro I was crying when he said it feels like he has a tail

[@lukechadick9595]

I’m not kidding, that face had me in stitches

[@CantTellYou]

You know if it were any comedian but Harland, Rogan would yell at them for “working out bits on my show”

[@Fatecreated]

Haha

[@midwestrebel2]

Same 🤣

[@johnnypottseed]

With Norm gone we turn to Harland.

[@RolandmaddogDeschain]

They were really good friends!

[@mattmarkowicz]

Yup. Rip Norm. Fucking tapeworm got him 🥲

[@josephwillis1581]

I was thinking the same thing haha.

[@Jeffro5564]

@bschmidt1so your insulting Harlan? You should be ashamed of yourself and we all know what norm would think of you hahaha

[@5dollarshake263]

I've always had a tough time telling the difference between Norm, Harland, and Adam Carolla.

[@JFrogy]

"I had a staff infection", "ohhhh how many people on your staff?"

[@999waves]

@@AIex777calm down man unless your gnna say that same thing to millions of other ppl

[@na-vn5qy]

​@@999wavesyou have to pick and choose your battles

[@cannabros]

why does the first comment of the video always spoil the title?

[@0DdOne]

Are you quoting Ellen?

[@geomod6850]

😂😂😂

[@TheDurphinator]

not a single word out of harlands mouth should be taken seriously...and im HERE FOR IT 🤣🤣🤣

[@FatTony_Football]

Came for chaos

[@optimisticcosmic]

The boy who cried tapeworm.......

[@TheDurphinator]

@@optimisticcosmic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nolanbrown480]

Harland’s sense of comedy is unmatched hahahahaha

[@DR1PPYCHOP]

“I heard a lot of black gospel singers get that” “ohh that’s Mercy”.. get bro out of here 😂

[@natemarx4999]

Harland is an extremely underrated comic.

[@marcuspoopismaximus3795]

Ehh I’d say perfectly rated lol

[@K1forMVP]

Agree!! Man’s a national treasure who a lot of people never heard of.

[@Scotty2Shirts]

So right

[@darraghmcconn]

Not at all. He's the comedians comedian. He's loved

[@Tooch24]

Yupp

[@avfisher86]

“She used my nose like a bicycle rack” lol😂

[@jessemartinez3652]

"because she didnt shave, she didnt use kneet, tried to use my face as a bicycle seat " stitch jones 👌🏿👍🏿

[@waqaskhanmomand7103]

Harland is just on another dimension. He is elusively hilarious.

[@words911]

He's just having fun making fun of Joe's seriousness.

[@plumbussmith]

I'm already crying at the "it's not a documented species...." 😂

[@mikecolella5269]

It’s local jargon

[@SoDidWii]

Hey guy, the Bermuda Eel Rat is nothing to laugh at.

[@lancekidwell5729]

Rogan rarely lets a comic do a bit. But Harlin is a national treasure. 😂

[@claudioortiz5830]

Yeah, sometimes I get the vibe Rogan doesn't like other people being funnier than him.

[@na-vn5qy]

​​​@@claudioortiz5830i think more often than anything else he just doesn't fully get when others are being funny, and he has no capacity to riff. that or he just doesn't care that much for humor, or 'being funny on the spot,' bizarrely. eta this obviously not necessarily being an instance of that, i mean, clearly ('clearly,' i guess maybe) he became fully aware of the bit and let it roll, but i'd imagine he has more respect for harland than he would most.

[@PhilipGuzman-ki3oz]

Yeh I don’t get it. He never gets the joke or just doesn’t it like it when someone is trying to be funny. Either that or he genuinely disliked it when Someone is funnier than him.

[@indigochild2.098]

no rogan is to stupid to know when anyone is doing a bit! thats the truth

[@funtimes8296]

@@PhilipGuzman-ki3oz Yeah that's always bothered me about Rogan. I think he's a great guy but that aspect of his character weirds me out a little haha

[@anthonycava5849]

Joe trying to deflect Harland's joke about black gospel singers is the funniest part!

[@Nightowl7982]

That part got me😂

[@Fatecreated]

It makes me wonder how much he knew joe was gonna walk this one out. It was so well planned

[@Riley-t6j]

Joe is a robot lol ​@@Fatecreated

[@barrywhite5062]

Dimitri the Tapeworm hahahaha

[@Voo504Doo]

legend

[@TheTurfDunedain]

No one can ever fill the void Norm Macdonald left, but Harland is definitely the closest we'll ever get. His weirdness and dedication to a joke is right up there with Norm. Lord, please protect this man.

[@ksumrz]

I had no idea they were such close friends early in their careers. It makes perfect sense. 😅

[@Wizzy678]

norm macdonald was garbage get over it

[@Poolooskoo]

​@@Wizzy678I like that you accompanied your inflammatory and obviously disagreeable contrarian opinion with a get over it. Can't argue with that. We all just have to get over it now.

[@King_JappyJoe]

Joe has NO IDEA if this is a bit or not, as usual. 😂😂😂😂

[@blanefulkerson8903]

Neither would you

[@King_JappyJoe]

​@blanefulkerson8903 its Harland Williams, Einstein.

[@MurphmanCometh]

​@@King_JappyJoeYou got yourself there!

[@OneOut1]

Yes he does. The worm coming out at night was the clue.

[@MJ-ct3gv]

I honestly don't know either.🤣 Who knows with this guy?

[@StrikeTheRoot]

Harland Williams is the modern-day Andy Kaufman. Some people just aren't cerebral enough to understand this level of comedy.

[@AllenRogersMatias]

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAYYY

[@JOHNTIM212]

Are you serious? He has the corniest dad jokes ever, there is nothing cerebral about it. I was belly laughing most of the episode, but on paper these jokes would be horrendous, it is his amazing delivery that makes them funny.

[@ApacheMustache]

I agree, very Kaufman-like. But even tho I understood his humor, Andy just seemed really dickheadish to me. Super talented in a different way than anyone especially of his time. I just feel like if I had to be around Andy back then, I would rather punch him in the face than hear a joke. HARLAND on the other would be an incredible & mind-altering journey of humorous fckery!

[@Shiny101]

​@@JOHNTIM212*their.... Why don't you tell us all what a "cerebral" joke is, genius? 😂

[@JOHNTIM212]

@@Shiny101 *these, not their.

[@devontecampbell4958]

“oh that’s mercy, I’m sorry” 😂😂😂

[@brendensteinhauer7181]

I met Harland once serving him food at a resort. Super nice guy and genuinely funny. He’s an awesome dude!

[@Pepper888]

You KNOW he's not being serious and still he draws you in

[@gkelly3566]

Everyone apart from joe 😂

[@blankcheckguy69]

“everything evolved in the galapagos” 😂

[@ashkanshahniani6975]

7:55 “They put you on it not your cow??” I still can't stop laughing!! Comedy genius!!

[@mikerosoft1009]

I can't believe Joe said that he really went out there for that one lol It was a simple great joke.

[@Last_Chance.]

That was Norm McDonald kind of troll right there. Lmfao

[@morningstar577]

Totally lmao

[@JonnyUnderrated]

@@morningstar577 Truly

[@sven_86]

man i wish we had norm in the room while hes doing this hahaha.... just to see how norm reacts

[@robomac3430]

I’m such a gullible dumbass, I actually looked up the eel rat 😂

[@smorepie]

Well he did say it wasn’t documented…

[@Fatecreated]

Haha

[@curcuru11]

Hahahahaha fucking solid hahahah

[@Richard87H]

It's undocumented. .. c'mon man!

[@ronppcg]

I heard he walked up to the Grizzly and said “ Hey, girl! You hungry?”

[@justinbradley5294]

Ofcourse Joe acts annoyed... Harland is one of a kind lol! "Looks like he just went parachuting and he's dragging his parachute" 😆🤣

[@jkocaja1]

His crunches are even comedic 😂

[@brandonsniegowski2759]

No one commits HARDER to the bit than Harland …

[@anthonysteen56]

Norm would but he’s dead

[@bkhan7791]

One of the funniest JRE guests ever. Harland’s long gags and just straight lying is pure gold

[@devinh342]

“She uses my nose like a bicycle rack” had me howling

[@e.rogers3426]

I'm like "what..?"

[@TheVert1276]

Harlan was on "Are You Garbage" yesterday and had them convinced he grew up on a corn farm in northern Canada for the first 15 min. It was great

[@KarlFreeman-fe1nd]

Today I learned Dolly Parton has long ass hair.

[@DC4L2024]

MY MAN SAID "oh wait that's mercy" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

[@theinfidelH8]

Harland might be one of the funniest humans alive. 😂😂😂 Only Harland would do a bit about having a tapeworm just to chew celery into a mic on JRE. *ALSO! He did it with a straight face. Lol😂😂

[@K_Dub_177]

Joe totally ignores the "black mercy" joke hahahaha

[@bdizzle211]

Haland is such an underrated comedic genius. A lot of his stuff goes over every other “real comedians” heads😂😂😂

[@jesusrivera2970]

The older Harlan gets the more devious his trolling gets 😂

[@TonysARC]

“I feel like I have a boy inside me Wait a minute, a child”

[@saintsabbathi]

Norm is #1... Harland comes in a close second.

[@ceeonthabeat]

😂😂😂 haven't laughed this hard , Is joe tryna have us forget about TERRANCE HOWARD 😂😂😂

[@macossomedia]

😂😂😂😂😂 “ Bro start crunchin celery while JOE was reading the definition off Tape worm 🐛 4:21

[@clintmiller88]

this guy DOING ASMR on the biggest PODCAST IN THE WORLD

[@adamross4774]

This man farted in a space suit and changed all are lives....

[@THamm-xt8jm]

RocketMan

[@42069LT]

Harland Williams in half baked is classic

[@billsgym5579]

"I'm somebodies B!tch!"Lol

[@peteasarisi2536]

"Butter nut" "Say it!" "I love butter stuff!"

[@billsgym5579]

KZbin strikes again!

[@sarahr4099]

That was hilarious lol

[@802Cxlxb]

"I'm someone's bitch!"

[@Cmoney6488]

“Black gospel singers get Merca..oh no that’s mercy my bad” 😂😂😂 dude wtf

[@FatTony_Football]

Wasn’t remotely close to ready for that one😂

[@jopo7996]

I've heard the 7 minute ab workout flushes out tapeworms.

[@eodmax85]

Yeah, but next thing you know, someone comes up with a 6 minute ab video... 😂

[@gordon_bradley]

You can't do an ab workout in 6 minutes. You need 7. 7!

[@kevinsmith9502]

7 squirrels sittin on a branch.Eatin lots of acorns on a farmers ranch.

[@TheGreatHuckleberry]

​@@eodmax85You can't even get your heart rate up in 6 minutes. 7 is the magic number here man! 7 dwarfs, 7-11, 7!

[@Shlogger]

@@kevinsmith9502 YOU'RE FUCKIN' FIRED! lol

[@TheArtofGuitar]

Joe "flew over my head" Rogan.

[@jerryday8817]

The crunch while Rogan is reading the tapeworm bio all serious 😂

[@mummidustbrand]

I have zero idea who this guy is, but I love him!! “She’s about a 4 footer” 😂

[@morningstar577]

If you like funny/dumb movies & have some time to kill then check out "Rocket Man" lol

[@duzted]

He gained fame in Half Baked with Dave Chappelle. He’s amazing. He’s also the cop who drinks piss in Dumb & Dumber

[@jamesmcfarland6754]

“Well we were spooning upside down” 😂😂😂😂

[@Sentarry]

7:45 Not your cow? 💀 had me rolling 🤣

[@MikeOrkid]

Harland is such a different breed of humor that is nothing else.

[@MrDevelopTV]

Bro I knew he was kidding in the first 15 seconds of the bit.. Joe is an actual chimp lmaooo

[@ladyheroin.v4143]

"Chimp" lmaoooo 😂😂

[@julieshea8450]

They have been friends since the 90's

[@jinortap5685]

I would never guess Joe is a comedian unless he told us. He's not naturally funny. He has other talents, so I'm not trying to be negative.

[@JudoMMAster]

2:58 he def knew it was a joke and was playing along

[@thomaskoukouris4070]

He 100% knew lol you stupid, you honestly think he believed Harland when he said Dimitri likes to come out at night and he feels like he has a tail...wake up

[@user-ic2ug8ys1z]

The tapeworm bit was hilarious. Only Harland can pull that bit off with a straight face and keep it rolling. Joseph should feed honored.New comedians should take notes. 😀

[@MJ-ct3gv]

I think he's joking about all that but think he does actually have a parasite. We will never know the truth!🤣

[@garse70]

That mercy joke went right over Joe’s head.

[@manikmandnb]

Just feeding his tapeworm and Joe just not knowing wtf Is going on 😂

[@MPSPodcast]

He is making fun of Terrence Howard 😂

[@chilib4044]

Tapeworm=natural ozempic

[@MJ-ct3gv]

You wanna see something crazy? Look up tapeworms for weight loss in the late 1800's and early 1900's. People really did this to try lose weight and its for real. Crazy, right?

[@Spacemaaan]

Lizzo better hop on the carnivore diet asap

[@kagexxl8877]

Harland is that one friend everyone needs

[@JonnyUnderrated]

but theres only one of him. Thats not enough to go around for all of us.

[@pkillatwill4292]

I literally spit out my drink on my phone listening to this lmao!

[@Ralphfili]

4:41 I like how Harland brought the "blackened catfish" back from his recent podcast with Mark Normand.

[@Prometeu-]

Jre and grizzly bear in the same sentence. Say no more.

[@Greasysweet6]

Harland: “Have you ever had a tape worm?” Joe: “No” Harland: “Do you want one?” 💀💀💀

[@marktwain562]

This is the funniest thing EVER

[@OG_GlockToter]

“Joseph dial it down”😭 mf is throwing wild statements randomly with joe being 100% serious lmfao

[@RealMTBAddict]

🗿

[@westonprather3157]

Every slow bite into the celery fucking kills me 😂😂😂

[@vashman01]

Every time he crunches the celery 💀

[@laurenl.3735]

PURE GOLD FROM THE GALAPOGOS ISLANDS

[@bamargera4000]

It gets under Rogans skin so bad but every time Harland took a bite had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@austinwilburn143]

National. Treasure. "YOU LIL PUMPKIN PIE HAIR CUTTED, FREAK!"

[@genXdoom72]

Been suckin in some of grandpa’s cough medicine have ya?

[@MicahsRants]

That’s the first sound I hear everytime I see him 😂 🤣

[@genXdoom72]

Been drinkin some of grandpa’s cough medicine have ya?

[@echonomix_]

Harland wincing at his own Dolly Parton joke is peak comedy

[@KING_OF_FARTS]

Harland is freaking hilarious! Love that guy.🤘

[@FirstLast-ms4yl]

He tries to initiate the bear attack bit at 11:00 - 11:10 but waits for a better spot LOL 🤣🤣

[@sombersoup]

10:50 “jamie pull up that video of the bear with the tapeworm up its ass”

[@martingibbins6621]

The celery crunching as joes talking is just 👌

[@eliotoole]

The way he crunches as joe's asking a question..😅😅

[@sirchadiusmaximusiii]

When a real comedian meets a guy who calls himself one.

[@AnthonyJohnson-hs3xs]

Facts! 😂

[@MAkAVeLlIiii]

True.. Harland is good but has some work to do to get on Joe's level

[@trevorc41]

@@MAkAVeLlIiii That's a funny joke if i've ever heard one.

[@grlfcgombeenhunter2897]

Neither is funny imo.

[@Nightowl7982]

@@grlfcgombeenhunter2897 idk about the other guy, but ive watched joe and thought he was horrible. His yelling is annoying as well

[@billsanderson2227]

When Jamie laughs 😂😂😂 Harland Williams is the best 😅 ...

[@hillbillymods2866]

Joe makes it awkward by trying, at any point, to get serious with Harland!

[@dylanrexbaker]

Harland knew Rogan would bring up bears at some point so it made his story more believable. Legendary troll status, man’s a genius.

[@rosstempletonogskater]

God, he seems serious about his pet Tapeworm 😅

[@_Simple_Design_]

8:02 Joes so slow and never picks up on the small one off jokes. “They gave it to you instead of your cow” classic Harland

[@silverflipphone]

It’s like he’s actively trying to ruin the bit

[@ldgislike330]

"he looks like he's parachuting and he landed" 😂😂

[@scottbrockman9743]

This celery bit had me about spit my lunch out at work, I laughed so hard hearing that first crunch. It was a nice finish by pulling the fake snake out of his pants that he'd had in there for about 2.5 hours 😂😂. This man is gold

[@sstaners1234]

Harland trying to make Joe break for 15 minutes. Dude had me rolling within a second of talking about “Little Dimitri” and the Galápagos Islands. 🤣😂🤣

[@justinb8394]

Harland and Norm are my favorite comedians

[@derekzicari2181]

2 great Canadian comics!

[@supermario6_1_9]

This so crazy. Ive been watching so much of Harland Williams speaking on Pods from Kill Tony, to TYSO, and now JRE! Clearly an underrated comic.

[@realtalkwiththeking7862]

“Hey Girl you hungry.” 😂

[@MrCody6925]

"Woah, looks like he just got married you should put tin cans on the end of those" 😂😂😂

[@connordavis2345]

All time top Rogan clip

[@alexcruz9909]

I died when Harland popped out with the bear tattoo 😂😂

[@blazingrits]

Joe is playing the straight man. It’s comedy

[@jaykelley103]

He should continue to do that and stop with the comedy specials 😂

[@Brendan-Black]

Rogan's not playing anything, dude is a legit moron.