Dangerous Animals and The People Who Get Mauled By Them

[@DaveManPrice]

Now THIS is a JRE clip title. Let’s go

[@KD-zs8lj]

I clicked on the video straight away

[@nodical802]

Its really fallen off

[@Makabert.Abylon]

@@nodical802no worries, you never used it anyhow 🍆

[@justinsmith4562]

Shut up

[@negativeindustrial]

100%

[@AmjadAliSyd]

joe making crazy eyes describing the incident with the mountain lion...that's passion right there😂😂😂

[@Zorgalon]

You are so right. Most people take it as a comedic moment but PASSION Is the word for it really.

[@CantTellYou]

No mountain lion sounds though 😢

[@deadheadwsp705]

Absolutely love it. Prime joe Rogan

[@paulpatterson-o1e]

shahahhahahahahah he’s crazy lol

[@Scott-fy7fm]

I love how he is trying to explain how that felt to a guy who was locked in a motel room with an actual tiger

[@lyndseyserene1733]

I was mauled by a German shepherd/bull mastiff mix in 2022. It tore my ear off, and it happened so quickly it took me literal minutes to process what happened. I didn’t feel pain until the end of the 30 minute drive to the hospital. I’m certain I was in shock, and grateful for such self protective mechanisms we have as humans.

[@MELLWALT5000]

Damn

[@Le_coq_sportiff]

Adrenaline is the best drug on earth👍

[@martinaee]

Damn did you even see it coming or did it come up behind you?

[@DisappointedSon0813]

Did you play with a dog someone told you not to?

[@jimkane9832]

That's your question? ​@@DisappointedSon0813

[@chippydogwoofwoof]

I've heard Joe explain the difference between bears more times than I've heard my Dad say 'I love you"

[@Craig13321]

😂😂😂

[@LyndaHarris-cj1vm]

Definitely 😂

[@chippydogwoofwoof]

@@happpYDogg9 about right lol

[@IronHide3910]

😂😂😂

[@Bigzzeus]

2 real 😢

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

I stay out of those situations. No Daniel, I don't want to go hiking in the forest. No Guisseppe, i don't want to climb mountains.... 😂😂 no Diddy, i don't want to party.

[@momentum.marketingagency]

😂😂😂

[@crisgotfanz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chase72094]

Honestly solid advice out of 2024

[@BreathLife777]

JESUS WILL JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. HE LOVED YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR HELL ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL YOU WILL GO TO HELL. ACCEPT HIS DEATH ON THE CROSS AS THE PAYMENT FOR YOUR SINS BY BELIEVING AND TURNING FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN. ONLY FORGIVEN PEOPLE ARE SAVED. CALL ON HIS NAME AND DEPART FROM YOUR EVIL.

[@Zero_Fawkes]

LMAO!!!!

[@jopo7996]

I think the 'play dead' rumor was started by slow lazy bears.

[@AH-vr1ix]

Bert & Tom?

[@user-pq7jj3vs3e]

lol that’s funny

[@jujutrini8412]

They must have hired Procter & Gamble to get the word out.

[@TheNaturalust]

Playing dead is a real thing with Grizzly’s. There was an instance on the Cascade Ranch in Pescadero CA where a pig was dragged by a Griz and two guys went to try to recover it. The Griz mauled one of them , then went back to the pig. The Griz saw the mauled guy get back on his feet and dropped the pig and came back and killed him.

[@brandonjones3306]

@@AH-vr1ix LOL comment section always has funnier jokes then the videos.

[@tim1843]

Dude tells Joe he was in a cage with two huge bears, Joe doesn't care and tells him a story about being in a car seeing a wild cat and how terrifying it is.

[@MattCarvin]

From 30 yards away

[@tomjones4835]

@@MattCarvinand in a car

[@dipset22554]

He did that a couple times lmao. Sal keep tryna throw out jokes but Joe just self absorbed in this one.

[@thatWhiteguy38301]

Thats Sal vulcano from impractical jokers. He's scared of chickens. He's probably the girlest man ever

[@NN1982nn]

​@@tomjones4835 with a gun

[@drummerman1206]

“They’re bears. We don’t have like, a treaty with them.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@whatwillyoudowithoutfreedom]

Right...We don't have a treaty with the bears of North america...just the euraisian ones...and our "leaders" r doing their best to break it

[@BreathLife777]

JESUS WILL JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. HE LOVED YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR HELL ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL YOU WILL GO TO HELL. ACCEPT HIS DEATH ON THE CROSS AS THE PAYMENT FOR YOUR SINS BY BELIEVING AND TURNING FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN. ONLY FORGIVEN PEOPLE ARE SAVED. CALL ON HIS NAME AND DEPART FROM YOUR EVIL.

[@Last_Chance.]

Speak for yourself. I have treaties will multiple species of bears and lions.

[@Last_Chance.]

​@@BreathLife777amen

[@sunnythegreat9617]

Oh the nostalgia, this is the OG JRE that we all knew and loved, talking about wild animals

[@ManFrancisco]

Joe & Sal talking about animals is what I’m here for

[@anthonyphillips7642]

“There’s two types of bears, black bears and brown bears” Sal whispers : “ I don’t see color”

[@brandonohara4122]

Lol

[@user-lg8pp8gl2v]

Not including polar

[@ACVRG1]

He had a handful of moments where he made subtle jokes lol his innuendoes only received by Impractical jokers fans

[@troybrannon910]

Don’t tell that to Dwight

[@rvanzo925]

And beets

[@TreyParker318]

Joe is the type to describe a mountain lion to you by how big it's forearms were lmao

[@mehicanbls1526]

Ive seen a mountain lion here in west texas. One of those big mule deer eating mfers and i know exactly what joe is talking about. Fucking things arms were massive

[@mehicanbls1526]

Also agree their heads are huge. First thing i thought was watermelon 😂 i too was armed, not alone and innately scared. I was not in a car but close to 80 yards away. It turned around and took it 2 bounds to get across a clearing and another 2 bounds to get over a rocky hill that wouldve taken me 15 minutes

[@Dhaiziheee]

He should’ve described it by how large his set of nuts were

[@Jobi.w]

@@mehicanbls1526ive only seen one of them ONCE it was a small one and i still said FUCK THAT😂😂

[@WryCackle]

😂

[@cardaderdention]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[@rickeyrincones1769]

Michael!!!!!

[@calebford6318]

What a statement! That would be a grand trio. What made you think of those together???

[@gxyxy1012]

honestly battlestar galactica should have been a tyler perry movie tho

[@JoseChavez-me9bw]

False!

[@bojangles1614]

Which bear is best?

[@jamiecurcio5238]

I like to think the boys put him up to the test😂 "try get on the rogan show, see how quick you can get him to talk about bears"😂😂

[@Zuggety]

sal: “they put me in a cage with two of them” joe: *not shocked at all, just interested in bears*

[@tomsevcik1792]

Sal did his homework for sure before going in 😂. Joe lit up once Sal brought up bears haha

[@jamescoleman1574]

Sals "i dont see color" joke when joe was describing black and brown bears went right over his head. Christ joe 😂

[@tomsevcik1792]

⁠@@jamescoleman1574Joe has to be the king of “that joke went over his head”. I feel like that’s concerning for a comedian haha especially from another comic telling a joke

[@dyl7729]

When he hears bears he goes into tunnel vision about that topic amd doesn’t hear jokes, he takes his bears very seriously🤣

[@5dollarshake263]

100% Sal prepped for this podcast like he had an exam followed by a debate.

[@GuitarJawn]

"When Animals Attack" was and still is one of my favorite shows

[@Monica-v3h]

Ever watch Faces of Death 💀..scary

[@russtgrower750]

Alaska bear tales books. Read em. Epic storys

[@GuitarJawn]

@@russtgrower750 im on it boss

[@jacobwestfield3164]

Dude that show was legendary

[@drewr9580]

Untamed and uncut is undefeated and the greatest there will ever be

[@maillardsbearcat]

3:50 Joe's face when he's describing this moment lol

[@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291]

The primal fear face 🤣 😂 😆

[@ferouihamza]

lmao he's so passionate

[@salaialexander7022]

Passionate eyes

[@bori1986]

That pumpkin head lion is no joke

[@RenegadeGaming42021]

He is the best 😂😂

[@OhioGuy82]

I love Joe’s respect for wild animals, especially big cats.

[@jimmysiv1842]

Don’t interrupt Rogan when he’s talking about bears.

[@lukenukem1207]

Letting Joe talk about dangerous animals is an unspoken right of passage if you’re new to the pod. If this goes well, you get called back 10 months later.

[@andrewog5753]

😂😂 ain't that the truth!

[@EternalLife42]

In the new Imagined (by John Lennon )world there will no longer exist dangerous animals. Deadly animals will be weeded out through DAOs and smart contracts on the blockchain which will give the formulas for existing forever without being killed.

[@EternalLife42]

What happened to my comment?

[@pgg-i4c]

@@EternalLife42 idk

[@EternalLife42]

8:20 in the new world there won't be any deadly animals anymore. .

[@mayadog2497]

I spent two years living in an old gutted school bus with a wood burning stove, solar panels and glacial water source in Dyea, Alaska. I was a few hundred yards from the flats where its a maze of salmon streams and surrounded by fields of berries and the surrounding mountains full of berries. My dog and I saw bears, seals and eagles pretty much every day, and if you kept an eye out, whales. Most times when wed come across a grizzly, it would just look annoyed and walk off. We did have a massive grizzly we were watching catch salmon decide to charge us. I thought the 50yds between us was enough to grab my rifle or get in the truck....NOPE, they move too fast. Had it wanted to, it would have gotten me. In trade for living there, I spent mornings grooming the forest, cutting dead wood and eye pokers. Id have grizzlys walk right past me every so often....they never seemed to care. I had a rifle nearby, but it would have been useless. A pistol and a quick draw would be a safer option. My dog would disappear from camp for hours, and three times brought back black bears. Theyre curious and would follow her right into camp, barking from a distance letting me know she was bringing company. Twice, starting the chainsaw up stopped them and theyd leave. The third, I was on the roof of a house building it and walked off when I yelled at it and chunked a 2x4 its way, If only I would have had a gopro to strap on my dog, shed have probably brought me some amazing footage. A bear guide that worked the area told me numerous times that hed seen my dog running down the stream with a bear following her. Ohhh, those were some adventures. I never did have a bear try to get into my bus, I kept my food, and cooked elsewhere to help prevent a problem. I had a few scares in my time there, but what was scarier than the bears, was the near absolute silence at night. You could hear a spruce cone falling off the tree in the distance. Im from Texas where the nights are filled with the sounds of bugs and birds and toads, in Dyea, there wasnt a sound.....except that I could hear my heart beat, and the gushing sound of blood going past my eardrums. It took me a while to get used to that sound...Its was LOUD!

[@ContraIV]

Holy shit. You’re literally Alexander Supertramp. That’s awesome

[@mayadog2497]

@@ContraIV that guy was an idiot that died of his own dumb choices....he had a map on his bus that showed there was a river crossing nearby his campsite. And...somehow he never came across it.

[@cbear1537]

What a cool experience, thanks for sharing❤

[@dash-x]

Holy crap! I’d be worried about the puppy, despite it sounding really cute! I grew up in the mountains around Bear, cougars, hawks, all that stuff. Nothing more terrifying than waking up in the morning seeing Bear paws on the top of the glass in the living room. Thankfully it’s Bear proof glass, but it’s still. Also the neighbor was sending the grandkids from the car round to the backyard and we had to shriek at them because we were safely watching the baby bears rummage around and Mama was right there. Also, I don’t think people realize how large buffalo are. Seeing these creatures in person is wild!

[@mayadog2497]

@@dash-x Good story! Living surrounded by such nature is an amazing existence. My dog was a Catahoula. Not that theyre invulnerable, but she apparently had the instincts in her to keep out of harms way. Out where I lived in Alaska, there were lots of dog dangers. Mountain cliffs to fall from, bogs to get stuck in, swift moving rivers, freezing water temps, bears. That dog had the life up there. Im lucky she survived the stay. She fell off a cliff one day following her friend dogs up the boulders on a mountain side, where she fell at least 50', and hit rocks on the way down until she splashed down far too far out in the bay to get her....she swam back to shore only to run back up the cliff. She fell into a fast deep moving river trying to get ahold of a Salmon. Id have lost her if a hiker hadnt seen me trying to reach out and save her where I couldnt reach her. She was swimming as hard as she could to be kept from being pushed out to sea, and the gentleman had to hold a branch on the shore while I swam to grab her....almost froze my ass off on that one.

[@kg0148]

Dude...Joe's face of horror when describing then mountain lion. 😂

[@UltraContra711]

😅

[@moniqueengleman873]

I live in the Santa Cruz Mountains and we have so many Mountain Lions. They own the night. We respect their desire to roam as we have built houses in their territory. Bring your pets in at night.

[@darrelcoleman961]

These are the type of Joe Rogan clips that deserve to be stored in a time capsule

[@laurensowilliams737]

If my friends lock me in a room with a tiger as a joke, I’m punching faces.

[@OUSTET]

Fr dude I could never forgive them

[@peachgypsy556]

Ahahahahha! Nah but foreals WHAT FRIENDS 😅🙅🏻‍♀️

[@rmacdougallaliasdogviticus]

Way back in 1980 I had an encounter with a Black Bear. Was working in Drayton Valley Alberta for Amoco Petroleum as a Roustabout and this day I was checking wells to see if they needed any maintenance. Got my 4x4 high centered on a muddy back road and of course the truck radio was not working so couldn't call for help. Tried diggin it out and finally gave up, started walking back to the main road. Really nasty mud, sticks to your boots, every few steps had to stop and scrape mud off the bottoms. Maybe 50 feet or so away from the truck I see a Black Bear Cub maybe 5 to 7 feet off to my right. I'm thinking "How cute is that" and then "where's momma bear", as I'm wondering I hear her roar. Maybe 50 feet past my truck I see Momma, I of course was between Momma and the Cub. She is holding in place but jumping up and down on her front paws, head going side to side and snarling. She then lets out a big roar then charges straight at me, coming I guess at full speed. The bear comes right up to me, stands up on her back legs and roars at me, I'm like an inch away from her, she stands about a foot taller than me. I spoke to her, I spoke as if I was talking to a baby (not sure why) in that soft high pitched tone, asked her to please not hurt me. She dropped down to all fours and moved away 10 feet or so then charged at me again. I didn't move, she moved away again a bit further and charged again. She did that a couple of more times, each further away. No idea what happened to baby bear once I saw Momma, close to Mom I hoped. Last I saw Momma Bear she was back near where I first saw her, she stood up and looked at me then left. After a couple of min I started back for the road again, I honestly near jumped outa my skin as I approached the road when a duck took flight beside me. Found a farmer and he got his tractor and pulled me out. The next day I was in a Gas Plant explosion (another story), gave notice that week and moved back home.

[@scampbell1620]

Damn! God has a plan for you Dude. Ask Him.

[@erictheguapo]

I hope you were wearing your brown pants for that occasion

[@seanolusina6058]

Ever considered a career in script writing?

[@lav7161]

I think you actually died and you're just posting this from the afterlife

[@anthonysteen56]

Quick intense events will put you off your game…I was a ski guide and patroller in northern MT…flipped my car on Monday from black ice and on Thursday I was in a truck that had two wheel hanging off the edge of the road above a river…it was -20 degrees…I quit the game after that

[@Cacuofa]

Joe isn’t listening. He didn’t understand the question. Sal was asking if he would have the nerve to play dead, even knowing it’s the right thing to do, because it’s almost impossible. Even when Sal says he was in a cage with two bears, Joe keeps talking about the bears' fur color. In the end, Sal gives up and goes along with Joe’s monologue.

[@SiriusDogStar369]

“If your cat wants to fuck you up that’s a real problem”.

[@CantTellYou]

He’s right… living with a house cat is just you loving them & them secretly plotting to kill you, and openly playing pranks on you the whole time

[@haerfgvbag7050]

@@CantTellYou lmao no.

[@khimaros]

My ex got a Siamese cat, that fucking thing was the devil incarnate. At one point I had 40 lacerations on my arms. Once it took a swipe at me and a claw got stuck under my skin, it’s pulling and freaking out cos it feels trapped, I’m getting my skin wrenched off. Not fun.

[@maillardsbearcat]

@@khimaros My ex has a Siamese cat, she was really talkative and the first time I came over it scared the shit out of me cause it sounded like a small child making demonic noises, I had no idea it was coming from a cat

[@ZacharyTaylor-z6q]

This ain’t ns my Bengal is mean af. He wants to take a lil piece of yo ass, done and out…he’s that guy

[@user-qk4gz8oh1o]

2:34 “…and it’s worked so far” 🤣🤣

[@chopslap5497]

Bro right?!? I'ma just keep my b**t out of the woods in bear country frfr 😂

[@SEKI7800]

4:10 joe had a full gasm talking about bears 😭😭😭😭

[@Wyattjames2555]

Mountain lions *

[@lefthookouchmcarm4520]

Man in heaven, after being mauled by bear: "So I played dead..."

[@jessemartinez3652]

50/50 bro

[@kevinweakley2852]

He thought he was playing dead !

[@mrdemonictaco5879]

Heaven isnt real

[@BreathLife777]

JESUS WILL JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. HE LOVED YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR HELL ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL YOU WILL GO TO HELL. ACCEPT HIS DEATH ON THE CROSS AS THE PAYMENT FOR YOUR SINS BY BELIEVING AND TURNING FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN. ONLY FORGIVEN PEOPLE ARE SAVED. CALL ON HIS NAME AND DEPART FROM YOUR EVIL.

[@bool0101]

"EX-CIA Agent" Mike Baker is the kind of guy who'd explain the weather and leave you unsure if it's sunny or raining.

[@Burgmannn]

Listen better next time, not everything has a thumbs up or thumbs down emoji next to it.

[@EarthPoweredHippie]

U mean the "civilian" agent. Lol

[@scampbell1620]

Baahaaaaa! I thought it was ME!

[@PrinceOfTheCity1]

Stop giving him that credit he reads these comments he loves that. Shit sounds stupid and is played out.

[@Shiny101]

Keep crying

[@rmacdougallaliasdogviticus]

Tippi Hedren and her husband made 'Roar' where her whole family lived with over 150 untrained lions, tigers, leopards and cheetah's, etc. No animals were hurt during filming, but more than 70 members of the cast and crew were! Tippi was attacked and bitten in the neck by a lion and required 38 stitches. Melanie Griffith was also attacked getting 50 stitches to her face and almost loosing an eye. "This was probably one of the most dangerous films that Hollywood has ever seen", remarked the actress. "It's amazing no one was killed. I've never seen it nor want to but it's a crazy crazy story if ever there was one.

[@PaxilRose]

Cat people,am I right? Liter boxes are gross.

[@jakeschreiber7861]

I saw the title and clicked immediately, then I saw Sal and was even happier! Gotta listen to the full episode after this 😁

[@Matt-yj1lz]

I seen roar. That movie is crazy ASF you can see people legitimately getting attacked and terrified lol there was a ton of injuries during filming.

[@bamrothstein2603]

“If the bear has bad intentions; black, brown.……white”lmao he knew he coulda got roasted lmaoooo

[@kingmusa5516]

😂😂😂he really could have

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

I mean...pretty logical though. Black, Brown, Polar Bear.

[@BreathLife777]

JESUS WILL JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. HE LOVED YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR HELL ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL YOU WILL GO TO HELL. ACCEPT HIS DEATH ON THE CROSS AS THE PAYMENT FOR YOUR SINS BY BELIEVING AND TURNING FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN. ONLY FORGIVEN PEOPLE ARE SAVED. CALL ON HIS NAME AND DEPART FROM YOUR EVIL.

[@colorado8058]

​@BreathLife777 this sounds like blood worship

[@MGTOWbrotherhoood]

​@@BreathLife777 Jesus is my son

[@Bull3tBikes]

Joe: there’s 2 types of bears in North America Polar bear: Am I a joke to you?

[@NealBurkard-ut1oo]

😂

[@matthewbeaver5026]

Funny enough it's the most aggressive of the 3. Joe just completely skipped over it 😂 Everything I've read actually says he's wrong about the black being more aggressive than the brown. What he said about the ones that have plenty of food may be true. Though in comparison to the black bear the grizzly is known to be more aggressive

[@5dollarshake263]

Polar Bears aren't bears, they're demons that will hook their tooth onto one of your intestines and pull it out like a magician pulls out endless ribbon from within his sleeve.

[@AmandaHugandKiss411]

Polar Bears and Tigers will actively stalk you to eat you. Once they kill and eat a human we become their focus as a food source.

[@Lisargarza]

@@matthewbeaver5026I agree. No expert here, but that’s what I’ve always heard. East coast bears tend to be shy and submissive when compared to grizzlies. Either way, have no desire to meet either black, brown, or polar in person.

[@Therealdrewdober]

Most OP Joe Rogan title in a while

[@harryparsons2750]

Op?

[@DaStateOfHockey]

Except he got it backwards on the black and brown bears.

[@Nocturnalanimalswatchout]

@@DaStateOfHockeyno he doesn’t

[@DaStateOfHockey]

@@Nocturnalanimalswatchout yes he does

[@duncanidaho5834]

i think you don't know what OP stands for

[@MitchSmucker]

Joe is answering questions Sal isn’t even asking lol

[@sir-to6ht]

I think he is stoned ,his voice is slow af too.That was a lot of unnecessary info at the start😭

[@pedrosantiago5441]

“Gtfo out of here with your insurance” 🤣 had me weak

[@OneMeanArtist]

Search the Jeremy Evans story. He was mauled by a grizzly bear and said he tried at one point to play dead and it didn't do shit except make it easier to be eaten. It's an amazing but horrific story and if you see his images it's mind-blowing that he even survived.

[@TrigunV4S]

Took me awhile to notice that this is Sal Vulcano 😅

[@who7645]

He’s looking pretty rough tbh he’s on that ozempic or something lol

[@shawnsdr3406]

Looking and acting a little crackish

[@mageftw3834]

I’m stoned af and didn’t know until the part where they showed Sal begging for his life in a corner. I busted out laughing bruh that shit’s so gold

[@willymaykit1482]

And who TF is Sal Vulcano ? 😂 I've never seen him before.

[@camrin8937]

@@willymaykit1482impractical joker

[@roddyrod583]

Love how Joe can hype up any situation. Seeing a mountain lion from inside your truck LOL wow

[@Bumpy_barejevo]

Sal “yeah I don’t do cats” Compilation of him terrified of kittens

[@pgg-i4c]

Living for these kind of podcasts

[@Piglife101]

I’m in Yosemite national park in an RV in November a few years ago. All the black bears are starving and eating anything, and being a tourist I had no idea and lit a BBQ. Woke up the next morning and a family of bears are licking burger juice off our BBQ. They are HUGE!

[@msorani6139]

Three times I've gone to Yosemite (tent camping), every time we were woken up with a bear in our campsite. No more, I won't go back without a camper!

[@blaynegreiner9365]

And think, brown bears are even bigger than that 😮😮

[@mdmn-ARCA]

Joe says Roy "died eventually", but just to be clear, he died nearly 17 years later due to complications from Covid. Siegfried died a year after him due to pancreatic cancer.

[@jujutrini8412]

The tiger bit his neck, sliced through vertebrae and severed an artery that cut off blood supply to one side of his brain. He was left partially paralysed on the left side of his body as a result. He was incredibly lucky to survive the attack.

[@MattCarvin]

@@jujutrini8412regardless, died almost 2 decades later from Covid.

[@sbalian1]

Someone PLEASE PLEASE tell him to bring on Casey Anderson!! He’s a grizzly bear and wildlife expert who hand-raised a grizzly named Brutus who he had for a best friend for years. He’s also a naturalist that lives next to Yellowstone National Park and made a bunch of documentaries on wildlife there (and Brutus) for NatGeoWild & Animal planet

[@HunterRouth]

Sounds rad

[@itchydupa2828]

I love how whenever the topic of north america + bears comes up rogan transforms into dwight schrute

[@alexanderhikel2350]

I find bears intriguing, they are fierce insanely strong apex predators, but you can’t help the feeling of wanting to give them a giant hug 😂

[@slimjym130]

If dangerous why so fluffy

[@AnneHathawayRules]

I have never in my life wanted to give any kind of bear a hug. Except maybe a koala bear 🐨

[@blaynegreiner9365]

Speak for yourself 😅😅

[@maryjanetheresa604]

@9:00 We go camping in BC quite often, we always see black bear.. they have sadly lost their hunting skills and eat any trash left behind by campers. Very different from brown bear. They're almost like big, dumb, slow, untrained dogs

[@ricksharp4224]

I've been fairly close to mountain lions on Palomar Mountain and was more fascinated than scared. I saw a young one walking across a large opening early one morning and stopped to watch it. I was on foot, but had a vehicle nearby I could hop into if I needed to. It looked at me and kept casually strolling across the field, so I started walking in it's direction to get a better view. It was at least 200 yards away so I felt pretty safe, until it suddenly bounded off to the wood line and I realized how quickly one could reach you if it wanted to. It was moving away from me and didn't seem bothered by me. It looked back at me one more time before it walked into the trees and disappeared. Another time I was at the Wild Animal Park in Escondido and the tiger was walking along the fence line in my direction. I caught it's gaze and it literally felt like my blood turned to ice. It wasn't even big as far as tigers go, I probably outweighed it by at least 50lbs, but you could feel that it was a stone cold killer at heart and was looking for a way around that fence. It was pretty terrifying even though nothing happened besides it looking at me.

[@WallyZamwa]

I love how they still trying to rationalize the tiger biting Roy by finding a reason. The reason is simple: It's a wild animal. It's not supposed to be on a circus!

[@blaynegreiner9365]

There are reasons for everything. Very little in the universe happens for absolutely no reason.

[@franzvanjulio5523]

Joe Rogan should totally have a show about animals. I’d watch it. These are my favorite episodes.

[@michaelginnis521]

This reminds me of when I went to the Bronx zoo to inspect their fire equipment. I walked into a room that had a chain link fence and 10 feet from me behind the fence was a Siberian Tiger. When Joe talks about primal fear....I felt it that day.

[@reellonely]

That bear clip he’s talking about is actually worse than people realize because it was the trainers cousin and he sprayed the bear with bear mace which got onto the cousin and his neck wound. So his last moments was experiencing his neck being torn and then hit with animal grade capsaicin

[@jessebrown1400]

Yeah that is some godless deletion for sure.

[@reellonely]

@@jessebrown1400 I know. Imagine how spicy the inside of his neck wound felt

[@cheapskatepanic]

I just want to point out that tribes in jungle areas where tigers are wear masks on the back of their heads as to not let the tiger know their back is turned.

[@jimhofoss9982]

turn your back, and my roosters will getcha!🤣

[@scampbell1620]

They are vicious! Worth their weight in gold when you have one like that!

[@kNotDeadshot]

anytime joe talks about animals and enters his predator mindset, i will ALWAYS click

[@nighthawkarts]

Joe the stand up comedian missing all the queues for a funny conversation. Goes straight into the facts

[@DriftyRig]

Hearing that black bears are more dangerous than grizzlies and brown bears.. Makes something that happened to me back in 2014-2015 even more unsettling. Two female friends at the time decided to go hiking at the Gahuti trail on Fort Mountain in GA. it's like a 8 or 9 mile hike to complete. We brought waters and snacks for our adventure. Anyways, we were walking along and we had gotten quiet and stopped talking because we were beginning to tire out from the hike where it goes up and down in elevation really quickly in a short time. We had decided to make it to the 6 or 7 mile marker and take a break there to rest before continuing on. During us being quiet, one of my friends stops the other and tells us both to stop. We stop dead in our tracks and are wondering what she's seeing. Didn't take us long to look up and notice a black bear standing behind the smallest thinnest pine tree shrub/sapling that was beginning to grow staring us down. This black bear couldn't have been further away from us than the 15-20 yard line on a football field if you were standing at the edge of the touchdown area. Bear was barely visible behind this pine tree, but it was staring right at us and visible enough to shake us to our core. One of the girls suggested turning around and running, but me and the other friend stated that was THE WORST idea. We just stood there, didn't back away, but didn't go closer. Just held our ground. I remember seeing this branch that had fallen off a tree and seemed pretty dense that if the black bear charged us.. My only thought of defense was to grab that hefty piece of wood and try to ward off or hit the bear as hard as I could. Fight or flight was on the highest of attentions. Short time went by and we started seeing bear cubs sliding down out of the tree next to the rear right haunch of the momma black bear. 3 cubs in total hit the ground running immediately taking off in the opposite direction of us. Momma bear locked on us until they were almost clear of the tree line behind them. Once the bear and her cubs had moved on, we had such a surge of adrenaline hit us from the event that just took place.. It was surreal.

[@Clutch_Kick187]

Not really true as the number of deaths to black bears is insignificant compared to grizzley/brown bears.. They are most likely to attack if you get between them and their young which doesn't happen often..

[@jonvia]

Harland Williams is the only guy to survive two animal attacks and have a tapeworm at the same time. Inspiring stuff there.

[@AnneHathawayRules]

Dmitriy!!!

[@MDuarte-vp7bm]

3 animal attacks

[@cbear1537]

What happened to the tapeworm?

[@AnneHathawayRules]

@@cbear1537 AIDS

[@jamesb2291]

​@@cbear1537he didn't make it

[@Slazza]

I feel like any time bears get mentioned Joe’s brain puts some shades on and pops it’s collar like “let’s go then boys😎”

[@239jangalang4]

I swear Joe has the best description of anything he ever talks about

[@AntoineWilliams7118]

So funny hearing Joe talk to Sal about cats and bears. Sal has been attacked by both cats and bears in Impractical Jokers

[@Leingster]

Who else is here because of the title 😊

[@dynamicdingus]

"Looks like Sal is tonight's big loser!"

[@Minimalist11]

😂😂😂

[@Commanders2025]

Joe is a pro on bears. 😂

[@Greyman-x6d]

I love how Joe is a bad ass fighter and he's smart enough to still be afraid of mountain lions and bears!

[@Jaxons-dad]

😂😂😂 bro this has to be joes most animated video ever his facial movements are going to be legendary mark my words 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@NTKHZN]

Big cats are what nightmares are made of …

[@jiggilowjow]

he got that ol stone temple pilots shirt on tho!!!!

[@johnnydoe7616]

Sal “I don’t do cats…”. Ask him about it Joe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lazarus8447]

"37. Lives alone. Has 3 cats "

[@SW4PN1L]

Sal has been near so many wild animals and birds, its an achievement 😅🤣

[@poezie6198]

man i love joes facial expressions😂

[@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291]

Joe's primal fear face 🤣 😂 😆

[@bounty_sindrome596]

I bet the bears would be having podcast in forest talking about how humans come to their area and act dead when approached

[@darrynkushman1]

Gummy bears are the most Dangerous of all bears on this Earth .

[@nostromo9743]

Haha diabeetus

[@adamb2358]

Habboro from Germany is not as dangerous as when they came to the US lol

[@ericlee9513]

They are not allowed in my house, their too dangerous 😂

[@MichaelLabriola-f8s]

Gummy 🐻 raised my cholesterol!😂

[@mulletover3832]

I love how "experts" tell you what do if you get attacked, when they'd be the first to scream, flail, kick, cry, puke and crap.

[@drmavushe]

Bringin up wild animals to Joe Rogan is a guaranteed 1hr conversation

[@tomsthegoat3048]

Joe is wrong. There are three types of bears in North America. Polar bears live in many different areas of Canada which just so happens to be apart of North America.

[@mr.giggles4995]

How does a person forget about being locked in a room with a white tiger??? PTSD?

[@drizzd1]

Anybody else notice Joe completely ignore him saying he was once locked in a room with two brown bears?

[@THamm-xt8jm]

Seems like his life is filled with so many crazy events he kinda forgets some of them over time

[@Brudovo3434]

Oh oh oh ozempic!!!!!

[@seefy22]

Marshmalliooooooos

[@jacobwestfield3164]

I prefer meth

[@shawnsdr3406]

Sal Cokeano

[@mac_skiller]

everytime Joe starts explaining about animals his facial structure and movements change , like an animal 🤣

[@flopez0730]

Sal subtly saying “yeah I don’t do cats” like bro we watch impractical jokers we know 😂

[@Williamswartz]

Dean Schneider is the only dude I’ve seen have a real bond and become a part of his pride

[@shraddashradda]

He’s a whole other level

[@Duke_Of_Havoc]

For sure. He is a part of the pride. They let him close to their food and lions sometimes don't even let their family members do that. Joe needs to meet the guy.

[@burrybondz225]

i read this as dan schneider and I thought a pdf joke was coming so i read the whole thread like an idiot.

[@KeithRingo]

Sals biggest fear. A huge cat lol

[@sublime2craig]

I miss this kind of JRE, no politics, no trans issues, no Trump-Biden, no bullshit, just cool funny stories.

[@aintezbeindz]

It was definitely nice. However we need voices of reason with a platform like Joes in this day and age. These discussions need to happen.

[@michaeljimerson9021]

Hell yeah

[@BeyondTheGraveMedia]

We need a JRE that is only discussing the Brutal, fatal animal attacks. The backstories, the footage, and 4 hours.

[@HaveCommonSense76]

I love it when he talks about wild animals.

[@TheBINIBALL]

Sal asking about the insurance 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@danialanderson-ll9hc]

Good One

[@HamidMN]

Joe: There are two types of bears - black bears and brown bears... Polar bears: 😐

[@bpdubb]

He said bears in America.

[@HamidMN]

@@bpdubb South or north?

[@twistsnkicks]

​@@bpdubb polar bears live in Alaska.

[@rileytruax766]

@@bpdubb Alaska is America my guy

[@traciebloxdorf4220]

​@@HamidMNthe country

[@powerful7027]

When is Joe gonna have a bear expert on LOL

[@215lc8]

The movie with Melanie Griffith scred the hell out of me.

[@Unhingedanduninformed]

Finally, someone on JRE that i think is worth having on

[@BOOSETO]

Playing dead is a myth. You can pretend you are dead all you want. The animal can literally hear your heartbeating.

[@Manchupacabra]

Joe literally described how it can sometimes work like 2 minutes into this.

[@BOOSETO]

@@Manchupacabra not because it thinks you are dead,which it doesn't. But because it's a mama bear who MAYBE thinks you're no longer a threat.

[@BOOSETO]

@@Manchupacabra do you actually think a bear thinks you are dead when I can hear your organs functioning?

[@Manchupacabra]

@BOOSETO Did I say that?

[@BOOSETO]

@@Manchupacabra you implied it when acting as though your comment refuted mine.

[@AustinHebrew]

“my strategy is to just not be around Bears” *1 minute earlier* “yeah, they put me in a cage with two of those bears”

[@barryadcox2710]

Joe spitting all this knowledge doesn't understand the question 😂😂😂

[@Stevesautopartsify]

He totally didn't answer it!

[@TyVick989]

“It depends on what the bear wants” classic Joe Rogan take 😂

[@joeminor_702]

Used to party with seigfreid and Roy. Their hair dresser was my friends uncle and I went to their birthdays and NYE parties. Fun times.

[@MuchuguAllan]

10:44 waiting for this in a family guy cutaway