Harmontown - Dan's Top 5 Shoe Jokes (+ 5 more!)

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[@NobodyCares56]

I like how they're simultaneously being nice by giving him more time to think, but are also putting him in increasingly tighter boxes and being incredibly loud and distracting while they do it.

[@Terminusz]

THATS exactly what I was thinking hahah

[@RADSQUID123]

Like a game of QIX

[@ryanrgarza]

I think you just described improv in a way haha.

[@JohnCollinsIsAWizard]

my favorite part is 9:26 when Rob's improv instincts tell him to start a phone call, Dan yes-ands & answers the call, and then they give him shit for taking a phone call at a time like this.

[@rickrobertbob]

This is the climax of their anti-bit lets try everything routine. It's like jazz had a child and the child hated jazz.

[@calvinnigh5489]

I’ve been thinking about this comment my entire life and now I’ve seen it

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

I feel this way too.

[@creteoxford203]

But then the child's life was saved by Jazz, had a kid... and named it Coltrane. And Coltrane sold shoes at a store called "Soultrane"... that played Jazz in the background.

[@TWOFACETORCH]

@@creteoxford203 Your metaphor has fucked me sideways

[@simharris]

@@creteoxford203soletrane my love

[@joshuaordonez1113]

5:30 Dan: "Why did the Asian shoe-" Spencer's Eyebrows: ⬆️⬆️⬆️

[@Cairnsification]

Spencer's eyebrows are the windows to his soul.

[@brovold72]

I have no idea why this came up on my feed, or who these people are, or what's going on, but it's the hardest I've laughed in days.

[@talsteiner3610]

dan harmon's the creator of rick and morty and also community. he's pretty funny.

[@brovold72]

@@talsteiner3610 thanks for reminding me to watch this again!

[@Dinckelburg]

Welcome

[@markmacdonald7955]

The algorithm has found our funny bone.

[@heseme2]

You are in for a treat. Harmontown is the bomb.

[@carlosl.jimenezjr5521]

literally one throw away joke turned into 20 minutes

[@lewisham]

Joshua Hammond just add “literally” to any sentence now.

[@JonnyBriers]

that's the power of yes and

[@qaasi95]

@@lewisham He used literally correctly though...

[@TheOnlyValken]

@@qaasi95 I mean, this, though?

[@BigMoodGiraffe]

This is an interdimensional cable show...

[@tschak909]

Dan Harmon playing the straight man to the most insane people in existence.

[@irabernstein]

Oh for Christ sake Susan follow the money!

[@debrachambers1304]

The only people Dan would be the straight man to

[@seanalbro3689]

Just got some shoes from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced 'em with, but I've been trippin' all day

[@SanDesigns]

Hahaha! Love it.

[@danielharper2030]

... I'm falling in love with them ;)

[@danielharper2030]

i think they might be my sole mates

[@danielharper2030]

i heard they work at the gym, maybe they could be my personal trainers

[@danielharper2030]

My last personal trainers lelly kelly and tom booted me out of the gym because i called the crocs they used to keep in their vans uggly

[@killslay]

One of my favourite bits. I love how Rob is always just derailing the show

[@harmontownhighlights]

the kids love him!

[@alonedownthere47]

kick it home, shoe boy!

[@QazwerDave]

Who the fuck is this Rob guy ?!

[@chickencurry420]

What rail is the show supposed to be on?

[@sluggy1739]

Dave the Schraabmeister

[@EmperorSmith]

This was "peak" harmon town. Harmon, Shrab, Davies (& Spencer), doing free form improv that just springs out of nowhere mid-podcast. I rate this 2nd next to the ED-209 Gender Fluidity skit.

[@harmontownhighlights]

@brainkrieg1423 Hard agree. Wide is something else for sure

[@Fnidner]

@@harmontownhighlightsI know the other two, but which one is Wide? The one where Dan pitches a Superman movie is definitely in the top five too!

[@yourjunes]

I love how Dan is fucking losing it during the "ONE MORE JOKE" bit. The man is seeing his life flash before his eyes.

[@LitwinOnTour]

Dan Harmond is slowly turning into the Disco Elysium detective

[@joshuaclark3406]

he would actually be perfect to play a live action adapation

[@Guruc13]

Holy shit I'm so glad I'm not the only one to see that comparison

[@FinleyZero]

Detective Dan Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau Harmon Edit: seems like he put a ton of points into conceptualization.

[@Guruc13]

@@FinleyZero Oui. And apparently Electrochemistry

[@Dinckelburg]

You look like Steve Levy

[@mightymrmousempls]

This kind of improv stems from several thousands of hours riffing and working with each other.

[@michaelgbt]

Rip in peace Harmontown: you got me into d&d and alcoholism xoxo

[@domenicksdesigns6417]

Rest in peace in peace?

[@TheJanitorIsIn]

@@domenicksdesigns6417 naw it stands for "'rip in piece' in peace"

[@ivankawnartist]

I can't blame Dan for my drinking habits, but I'm sure they make me love him more.

[@darkmikolai]

I dont blame Mr Harmon for my alcoholism.... but i do blame spencer for my love of D&D

[@benjaminfischer6022]

@@TheJanitorIsIn Hahaha, what a comment

[@xLainxIwakurax]

Dan Harmon looking like an off duty cop

[@justpettet3506]

hahahahah 100% about to make captain

[@dogchaser520]

Dan Harmon IS an off duty cop. He moonlights as Dan Harmon

[@Guruc13]

Dan Harmon just *is* the detective in Disco Elysium

[@bryankehler]

well at least he hasn't completely retired and become Slavoj Zizek

[@Guruc13]

@@bryankehler Just googled who that was and yes

[@vee__7]

the moment around 13 minutes when he says the bad news is... i didnt expect it to be genuinely bad news for dan lol.

[@goblinounours]

It's like watching Rick & Morty : Interdimensional Cable 3.

[@andrewryan2814]

I was nearly 10 minutes in when I decided to see if someone made this comment. I can't believe this is gonna go on for another 16 minutes

[@rock3tcatU233]

Shoes can't talk.

[@irabernstein]

Rick IS Morty! Or rather he was a morty... BOOM

[@lundylow]

As much as Dan seems to have problems with anxiety, he sure seems to place himself in a situation that only breeds anxiety here. But I guess that's kind of the point. I think he said Harmontown was supposed to be a kind of self therapy, I guess exposure therapy. "Well I put myself here. Gotta deal with it. Gotta talk about it."

[@FailSonOfAnarchy]

Mooooom, how come the sun doesn't come up anymore?

[@Goatbeez]

I love how much Spencer loves how much Rob antagonizes Dab

[@Fnidner]

good ole Dab

[@amyfox4829]

Dan's catapult flying noises at 1:58 are LIFE GIVING

[@Fabonj]

I love how Schrab can't figure out who the hell is playing Susan

[@pibyte]

I will miss this podcast so much :,(

[@TheMrelvisvicious]

This is God Tier Schrab

[@Fnidner]

God is jealous

[@ChadPerronWormC]

So Shang Tsung walks into a Payless, he purchases a pair of cross trainer xlp fireball sneaker shoes. As he walks out the door he opens the box and rips the insert out of one of the shoes and screams “Your sole is mine!”

[@carloseskimo]

I dont know what I'm watching but i havent laughed this hard in a while

[@benjaminfischer6022]

I don’t know how you don’t know what you’re watching. They announced it like 20 times

[@carloseskimo]

@Eli Schat yesss

[@christoffer3949]

this was the craziest, impromptu, flip floppin' improv session I have ever seen.

[@happyphantom1209]

He really shoehorned that last one in

[@taylors4895]

Jeff's laugh at 4:37 killed me. And Dan looks like he's dying at 10:21 They are just too good.

[@ethanhogenmiller3465]

“Dan we forgot how to go to commercial, tell a shoe joke you piece of shit!”

[@SgtKaneGunlock]

Shrob's impression of Jeff KILLS me every time

[@KindaSortaMaybeMilo]

This is my absolute favourite Harmontown moment! thank you for posting in full.

[@jasondelvaux3036]

8:05 - I make it a point to use Rob's "dot, dot, dot..." phrase as often as possible.

[@arintherodeoclown6316]

because they like to CONVERSE!

[@Jett-King]

Listening to these guys speak, it's NO WONDER Rick&Morty is the way it is!!

[@PostAttraction]

Shoe joke No. 5 has me crying laughing. I have tears in my eyes as I write this

[@UnknownColour]

I don't get it

[@omrgo_]

Gabriel Đorđević It has all the qualities of a real joke, but you can tell that he’s just making it up as he goes along.

[@OurEyesAreYetToOpen]

It has a nightmarish quality that tickles me

[@DrewIsFail]

Put another way, there is no joke to get. He just arranges elements of a story and delivers a meaningless punch line.

[@aeongod]

Its basically The Aristocrats as a shoe joke. Thats just amazing

[@johnegancomedy]

Rob is a National Treasure

[@QazwerDave]

Who the fuck is this Rob guy ?!

[@niederman]

David Orvik Rob Schrab

[@QazwerDave]

@@niederman Yeah, I've found out since then, thanx !!

[@juice6199]

11:43 the song that starts playing is called Filthy by the Scissor Sistors!

[@number9number9]

It's close, but it's not

[@juice6199]

@@number9number9Oh? for sure?..

[@dominickdibart12]

Oh my god I nearly choked to death on my pizza when he shouted Vietnam Holy shit

[@jonesy3million26]

Spencer and Jeff are having the best time.

[@justacup8676]

6:11 sounds like Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons", LOL.

[@Ye4rZero]

what did i just watch and why was it awesome

[@douglassjac]

Rob's physical comedy always makes the videos worth it.

[@aricwood869]

AND WE SHOULDNT HAVT GON INTO VIETNAM

[@josef2012]

Schrab is love,Schrab is life 🌈💗

[@AlamonZhore]

I love how Rob sets them up... and then Rob knocks them down

[@TallTrees420]

".......brought to you by Nestle Quick!" is an underrated realistic ad break imo.

[@jaymacyjoo]

Come back to this once a month, always great

[@itsmebougie]

i love the coked up producers spot on

[@Theoppositesex]

This is a pretty decent episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway.

[@jimkirk3839]

I’m crying laughing at work right now

[@hollymcdevitt8875]

This is my favorite thing that’s ever happened

[@pibyte]

I miss this podcast so much

[@7elEvan1]

How could you spoil the 5 extra shoe joke reveal in your title?

[@Rocky123698745]

I never saw Schrab before this, and it made me realize that just based on his voice I was imagining him as looking like Rob Schneider

[@Ramen10420]

Why was Hitler barefoot in his bunker at the end of WWII? He systematically exterminated all of the shoes.

[@iConz08]

I will never stop being upset about him not saying that the car dealership commercial was brought to you by Vans.

[@Pizzle745]

How is the guy beside Dan keeping a straight face??? I am crying!!!

[@lunaticdancer4596]

"How about another joke Dan?"

[@lunaticdancer4596]

@Joshua Hammond It's a Joker (2019 movie) refference, should make sense once you've seen it

[@notEJM]

What letter makes a shoe happy? a D does.

[@HectorTWE]

A fuckin 24-carat goddamn piece of genius!

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

"Give us a joke Dan" -Joker (2019)

[@lanceyanosky9365]

6:13 i swear i heard Crocker from fairly odd parents.

[@dylananderson310]

Lance Yanosky or the boss from the Simpsons

[@GBloxers]

this one video got me to listen to like a hundred episodes of the podcast lol

[@AndyPaxTheGameCat]

All my left shoes were destroyed in a horrific accident. My shoes are all right now.

[@thesecondshambler]

A tarp can cover anything.

[@tomhudnall1818]

15:22 never fails to make me laugh

[@Upgrade2344]

That boioioioingg by Dan was perfect 1:55

[@FawksMacLeod]

Dan Harmon is becoming the main character of Disco Elysium.

[@brandonr.7896]

I JUST REALIZED WHAT HES DOING AT 11:36 He wasn’t showing off Dan he’s mimicking the fucking closing credits LMAOOO

[@megahades8296]

this is incredible

[@stereotypedpanda4874]

I hope this podcast makes A comeback

[@Skweeky4111]

24 karat god damn piece of genius!

[@jasondelvaux3036]

Spencer loves Rob So friggin' much.

[@danscott2289]

I never got the "11 and a 1/2 shoe store sheep" joke. Maybe I'm missing it? Maybe it's meant to be super random? Aach

[@gregames4843]

I think it's just meant to sound like a joke.

[@sleepyproduction7166]

I’m pretty sure it’s an actual joke but the real part was replaced with shoes and the shoe size. Might be why it doesn’t really make sense but sounds like a joke.

[@LucidEquinox]

At 18:25 I always think Rob is gonna add elron Hubbard into this improv some how. We'll never know though because of zombies lol

[@Butterratbee]

I’ve watched this atleast 5 times and I just notice Jeff called him the “sole man”

[@peteregan5974]

I was here for this... trying to see if I can hear my laugh.

[@J.K.Moerkved]

If you animated this it’d be interdimensional cable

[@vafleur]

Harmontown is truly a magical place

[@waynepalumbo8917]

Anytime I hear Rob Schrab now all I hear is Tommy from the Froopieland episode.

[@federicosilvestri5527]

You know what a shoe says when it wants another shoe to go away? shooooooooo

[@Fnidner]

now I want to see a fruit cake with Apple Computers

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

I feel second hand tortured

[@lucidvibe2685]

This is fucking brilliant.

[@estergrant6713]

24:30 missed opportunity to say “put it in a shoe box”

[@livefromtheskycabin1043]

WE NEED MORE SHOE BASED TRUTH

[@killjoydklown]

I actually bought a pair of shoes earlier today from a guy on the street corner. I feel like he may have been a drug dealer, because I've been tripping all day. I think the shoes were laced.

[@killjoydklown]

@Anthony Aguilar 🖕

[@killjoydklown]

I didnt "copy" a comment, I happened to tell a joke that I didnt realize had been posted already. EXCUSE ME FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE COMMENTS, and repeating a comment without reading every single one made already.

[@killjoydklown]

@Anthony Aguilar in the meantime, how about you stop being a douchebag? K? K. 😉👍

[@killjoydklown]

@Ddhfacetyy what exactly did I lose?

[@MahkyVmedia1]

They don't make em like this anymore.

[@lucash741]

This just sounds like Rick and Morty. Like not their voices bit just the way it flows

[@KnivesMonroe]

Was it just me or did this feel improvised?

[@jonahmeekison1323]

Right? I got the same vibe.

[@fatlarry161]

Huh, definitely got that vibe too. Wonder why

[@Frankenstein110]

Are you seriously asking that? Because it is improvised, to answer your question ;D.

[@fminter]

Schrab is richie, the board member of community.

[@AverySwanson]

God bless you

[@joemac7690]

god isn't real stop it

[@tangibleterror2421]

Go away

[@alfredraucci4614]

"Lace up America..." [singing the Family Feud theme]

[@anonymousinkproductions8624]

That last shoe joke was probably my favorite

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Aaaah, Dan Harmon during his Dad Harmon phase. Most men just go either/or with chops or stache. This is the face of a man who you will never out-dad, and he doesn't even have kids!

[@user-pw5do6tu7i]

Okay that one joke was real ahahahaahha

[@jz9417]

I'm crying

[@Ejectaphelion]

Rob Schrab is the best improv partner and also the worst improv partner

[@GardenGnome118118]

Just brilliant

[@NewkahNetwerk]

Susan! Susan!