The Reimu stick & th17

Touhou 17 announced!
Reimu's stick is getting bigger,
̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶e̶.̶
Oops! Found a miss in ED cred.
"Ikaruga - stage 1" should be "Altered Beast Arcade OST - Insert Coin - Round 1 ".
I was choosing between Ikaruga and Silver Surfer for the ED theme and must have made a hiccup in the video editing. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[@Bob-fj1hm]

I just watched a 6 minutes video about a girl who has her stick got bigger everytime her blonde friend came

[@M.F.Hafizhan]

Lewd

[@crackbot]

holy crap i laughed so hard at this, best comment ever!

[@HobbiesChannel]

Hahahah oh wait what

[@alejomakevids]

That just sounds wrong.

[@tabafatristanjayechona9417]

sounds lewd

[@arrashishiv1591]

Obviously stick is the main hero and girl just serves as hitbox.

[@anhdunghisinh]

a stick wielding human huh

[@NyaniKore]

"character development"

[@bethjay16]

Name:reimu hakurei

[@kumabear191]

**Ichirin was offended to the level she felt unzan fist her to the core of the earth**

[@joser.7586]

Xenoblade chronicles 1 be like:

[@potassiumpermanganate8803]

No matter what kind of incident it is, my donation box is number one priority -Reimu

[@ProfesserLuigi]

Reimu is poor because she keeps spending the money on bigger purification rods.

[@Randus1058]

@@ProfesserLuigi Are we sure it's not because she just doesnt get money?

[@redacted8983]

@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 Nah my dude. Genji just migrated to her gohei so that he wants to feel his master ride on his back again. No, my statement is not a sexual statement

[@Randus1058]

@@redacted8983 "Ride me miss!" Not sexual at all.

[@MrRatchet12661]

@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 So you are telling me Reimu is riding Mima? Holy damn I want to see -a hentai of it- that

[@caseydewitt6236]

3:22 Marisa: REIMU! DIFFERENT OBJECTS ARE ACTING WEIRD! Reimu: Really? I *thump* hadn't *smack* noticed *wack*

[@themphantom9138]

If I may ask; what was the Incident during that time? Story in Details is Optional, but Brief is needed.

[@Neoaltmint]

The M Phantom If you still care, in 14 a bunch of weaker yokai went on a rampage and tsukumogami started showing up. Reimu’s, Marisa’s, and Sakuya’s weapons also began acting weirdly. Ultimately Seija Kijin and Shinmyoumaru Sukuna were the culprits, trying to overthrow society with the power of the Miracle Mallet.

[@eikosimino5579]

@@Neoaltmint According to some sources, Seija was actually the true culprit and she was the one who found the Miracle Mallet, but due to inchlings only being able to wield it, she convinced Shinmyoumaru to use it for her needs.

[@jonza2002]

The only things that are still consistent are the plot and Marisa's broom

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

Logic doesn't always apply to the world of Gensokyo ....

[@mikofanboy9711]

and the donation box don't forget about that XD

[@TheKoakuma]

Nope, she flyed with wings and plants before the broom

[@DougsDiggers]

PC 98 is not windows canon

[@theeaglemaster388]

@@DougsDiggers But it still counts

[@majorblitz3846]

Reimu in Touhou 1: smol stick Reimu in Touhou 6: Police baton Reimu in Touhou 14: Spooky flagpole Reimu in Touhou 15: Flagpole Reimu in Touhou 17: *TELEFONMAST!*

[@LinieEber]

Bless this comment and the *TELEFONMAST*

[@CryptidsandVikings]

It was actually taller than she was in TH1 HrTP, but one could theorize that was partially due to her being shorter then.

[@shikikankillzone4239]

*_LV.50 Shrine Maiden_*

[@Desolas_]

lmfao, thank god someone still remembers 𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗡𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧

[@elegant_lilligant]

Next in Touhou 25: *A FUCKING SPACE ELEVATOR*

[@operationkilled]

Touhou 30th: Reimu poverty & big stick. *Marisa:* _Hey Reimu! We have another incident, let's go-_ *Reimu:* _I'm gonna stop you right there, I don't care who done what, just point me where this person/thing live._ *Marisa:* [Point over 3 mountain] *Reimu:* _That 4th mountain with a evil looking castle/mansion/house that has evil vibe aura around it? Okay_ [Slam a titan size stick], _there, the incident is no more._

[@izanaginomikotofase4thehed161]

Yeah,why dodge bullets if you can just break the spell card rules with a giant stick?

[@foogoose1439]

Send it to space and make it to one of those ODIN satelite from COD Ghost. Since Geneva Convention forbids any nuclear device in space, a rod going at incredibly hihg speed is an option.

[@holdencaulfield3761]

Considering Reimu being lazy sometimes, that is incredibly in character

[@majorblitz3846]

And it just Loud SrPelo table slap sfx on hit, a small pause followed by screaming whatever-causing it

[@defaultset]

Marisa: "But... The situation was that youkai were holding some people hostage..." Reimu: "When?" Marisa: "Over those three mo-" Reimu: "I mean, when did i ask marisa?"

[@denniscat2326]

Reimu's stick may evolve into Kanako's column.

[@foogoose1439]

Long enough and it'll gain sentience and wants to be an ultimate lifeform. Becoming a... Column Fellow

[@mochitheraccoon]

ayayayayay *bad trumpet playing*

[@alphacritter5398]

Her stick will become another incident

[@weirdoscreation]

Idiot its called Onbashira

[@hutao1331]

My daughter has a talent of making sticks bigger

[@Zelmarked]

Touhou 3X: Reimu: *nods* -Launches Inter-Continental Ballistic Stick 🚀

[@aron1881]

Touhou 4X: Reimu: *nods* *Stick smashes the moon into a gajillion pieces*

[@astuteanansi4935]

Intercontinental Ballistick

[@Ajepeajlwwjdmaoweeow]

in touhou 5x reimu's stick is gonna be a handle for that giga drill thing from gurren lagann

[@aron1881]

@Disbelief Angel Statue Penile polevaulting, you say?

[@foogoose1439]

Long Thocc Stocc

[@AkumuOukoku]

Slowly but surly , the stick is turning into a staff And then heir hair will turn green She'll start wearing a lot of blue, maybe die a little bit. Get a cute ghost tail. SHES BEEN MIMA THIS WHOLE TIME

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

Dude, I literally can't

[@daniellxnder]

boi this is an awesome theory

[@Ice-yp4wg]

Reincarnation.

[@ruymartinez4526]

Marisa: After all this time? Mima: Always.

[@rubyfish]

@blobmaster 103 same tbh

[@Icy-nee-san]

Looks like Reimu's stick is Touhou 2x's incident

[@MrAsyo1]

_Again?_

[@SpringySpring04]

Something up with that phrasing

[@realperson9951]

@@MrAsyo1 wait what do you mean again

[@Flygoniaks]

Okay, I'm legitimately starting to think that ZUN has a huge plot twist planned for Reimu's gohei. Edit: And based on those images, he's been planning it for a _long time._

[@onebennyboi5257]

@Fuzzy Gamee42 lmao xdd your so funny I want to be just like you omg hahah lmao xd

[@yumbtahv5473]

@@onebennyboi5257 haHAA

[@Azrielfiend]

I think it's the reason why her hitbox is so _small_

[@Kastor774]

Touhou phase 3 coming soon

[@thisisafakename2047]

oh dear god

[@JacomeFelg]

What if the gohei is always the same size and Reimu just keeps getting smaller?

[@juli4713]

Illuminati: *DON'T F*CKING MOVE*

[@niconicokms1424]

Usami Vision 宇佐見ヴィジョン or her human size is just an illusion getting weaker and weaker? That explains why her hitbox is so small, because she’s actually smol shinmyoumaru size.

[@whodis1626]

LITTLE FEET

[@adaslothland850]

Dogeguy Mcderp we're everywhere

[@jojobinx4020]

Not only is Reimu getting smaller, everyone is! This sounds like an incident...

[@Boomblox5896]

I am so glad you notice these small and insignificant details and force everybody to notice them.

[@SPYROcard]

@@seant1326 ＷＯＫＥ

[@ivoryvt]

Double Dealing Character's was just hilarious.

[@embreadiment]

mass chaos

[@MrAsyo1]

Her gohei is like _i wanna commit youkai genocide_

[@imortal333]

The end was so silly, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud! This video just hit so many sweet spots for my funny bone.

[@imortal333]

Bożydar Grabowski not really, no.

[@MetalMargatroid]

Touhou 18: Reimu gets Sephiroth’s Sword

[@spectrasoulfaire215]

Too late. Youmu already has it.

[@nineseven4225]

It’s funny how I’ve watched this video a long time ago and never understood this comment... But now after so long I have at least enough info to pair Sephiroth’s name to face through the Ssbu dlc. What a poor place to learn, but no matter. I’d like to see this be comment be a prophecy for a Touhou representative in Smash Bros in the future

[@yabusamehoulen7636]

@@spectrasoulfaire215 yeah

[@revaryk6868]

Touhou 6: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! There's this red mist everywhere! We gotta do something!" Touhou 11: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! The hot springs are exploding! We gotta do something!" Touhou 14: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! MY MINI-HAKKERO IS ON FREAKING FIRE (it's kinda cool) AND WHY IS YOUR GIANT GOHEI KNOCKING YOU ON THE HEAD?! Um anyway we gotta do something about this!" Touhou 15: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! WE'RE ON A FREAKIN' WARZONE HERE! We gotta do something about this before the stupid Lunarians purify us to death! ...Also was your gohei always that big?" Touhou 2X: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! How are you STILL able to carry that stupid stick around?! Anyway we gotta do something about (insert absurd plot summary here)! ...Hey, I thought riding on magic sticks was my thing!"

[@ailogy]

Marisa's broom ;w;

[@小彭-t5n]

It's Touhou 15 that's in a warzone and has Lunarians, not Touhou 16. Fix that.

[@revaryk6868]

@@小彭-t5n Fixed! Thanks for pointing that out. Stupid mistake on my part. Sorry about that.

[@小彭-t5n]

@@revaryk6868 No problem :)

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

1:37 reimu, reimu! the ground has mysteriously turned into pizza!

[@XenoflareBahamut]

Rinnosuke's been making serious upgrades on Reimu's gohei.

[@winterswagger]

Is'nt Kourin only made her clothes tho?

[@MusicalLugia]

iirc Rinno made Marisa's Mini-Hakkero, Reimu's purification rod (gohei) and her clothes.

[@AngeliqueNade]

Marisa gets occasional wardrobe changes. Reimu’s rod just gets bigger.

[@foogoose1439]

Her rod soon may become Spent Fuel Rod from Chernobyl. So she could hit hard and poison her enemy with lethal dose of rads.

[@joannamysluk8623]

@@foogoose1439 Pretty sure that would require a collab with Rinnosuke, the Kappa, the Moriya Shrine squad and the Former Hell squad. And a lot of money, time and materials.

[@drpibisback7680]

Phrasing!

[@stompchunkman4248]

The villainess of that last game will think she's going crazy, having a giant talking pole saying she's gonna beat her.

[@amonkey4707]

3:45 "There is a #%*\ing war right over your head reimu"

[@foogoose1439]

"The Tau invades us!"

[@captshortbeardvenable2547]

Reimu I thought you knew already. It's just my tie fighter squad fighting the X-wings.

[@justThisFool]

"Speak softly and carry a big stick." -Reimu Roosevelt

[@AlbertoUchiha98]

5:30 Like Tao Pai Pai, Launch stick and climbs.

[@P4R4X]

I just refer to Gokus Power Pole, which could have a similarity to Reimus Purification Rod, imho. Just saying.

[@theeaglemaster388]

I wonder if by Touhou 4X the rod could be used as an Airplane

[@digbick5535]

And in Touhou 1XX Reimu could use her Rod as an intergalactic bridge to beat Thanos.

[@redead-ita]

and then TOUHOU40K where her stick became so big it contains her shrine and literally a god that will protect the donation box, and also look ripped in the far dark future where there is only war!

[@foogoose1439]

@@redead-ita A god? Do you mean Reimu, where she becomes the Empress of Stickkind? And her loyal soldiers, the Stick Marines and the Custickdian? Her stick no longer known as Gohei, but Holy Shrine. As it has no natural resources whatsoever, trade is it's very core to remain functioning and habitable.

[@sushipop1276]

Solar system*****

[@benjaminlee985]

I'm really impressed by how much effort you put into making each game recognizable and distinct.

[@ZeidoriHirekina]

It's been a while since the measuring of Reimu's stick. And we're back after UM so... let's see how long it is now.

[@chromaticabberationsgiveme9811]

I am having a strong sense of Deja Vu... but anyways. God I wish that (reimu's stick) were me.

[@cykrya5156]

You mean nostalgia?

[@enlain75]

Did someone say DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BE--

[@alisonmarques8789]

It's called "gohei"

[@wessltov]

Just imagine what she does with it on her spare time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Latency345]

wessltov oh...oh!

[@LocherYT]

Touhou18 just announced, her stick grew longer once again

[@Queen_Booette]

For me it didn't grew rather it shrunk a bit.

[@envyreanilarsa]

Maybe ZUN watch this video and be like : Maybe i should make the gohei shrunk

[@norwegianboyee]

I think the more Reimu's ego increases the bigger her stick becomes...

[@hackerbagel]

She did fight a god and won

[@avarixe1932]

Multiple times

[@foxtrotgaming4684]

That sounds so wrong

[@nakoamechi]

so basically her stick becomes longer and thicker because of her blonde friend visiting.

[@Latency345]

Don't sub to me uwu that’s sounds wrong.

[@Patchuchan]

Also could be Sanae's skirt as it's been getting shorter in every game.

[@Latency345]

Patchuchan that is something I will enjoy.

[@seant1326]

@@Patchuchan Wait, what?!

[@seant1326]

@@Patchuchan Holy Crap you're right...

[@envyreanilarsa]

1:40 Marisa : REIMU, Someone make your ground into a lava

[@whatyoukai4162]

5:18 Gohei? That's definitely an onbashira. I now have it in my head that Marisa does this really smooth dismount every time she visits the shrine, thank you for this.

[@f5xs757]

Touhou 18 has just been announced and this has never been farther from the truth.

[@Ningflingslinger]

All these danmaku flying by my head Hakurei Shrine Maiden white n' red Miko stick is getting bigger Bang Bang Bang Pull my Devil Trigger

[@solarr1844]

maybe yokai trigger?

[@justanordinarymagicianpass8540]

Go REE Trigger

[@goldentiramisu7935]

my oh my

[@bf2098]

@@solarr1844 oni trigger

[@xClownpiece]

1:05 yukari

[@Koishi_Gurobutorotta]

She is sleeping. Again.

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

Reimu running makes me laugh so hard. The larger Gohei makes it funnier

[@ayylmao02]

Damn I was just amazed by how accurate the background of the each series gets and I laughed out blast when the vid is portraying the extension of Reimu's rod

[@LigoyaYGO]

Funny, after MinusT release his video, soon after you also release your video. MIMA IN TH17 CONFIRMED?!

[@MaknaEXMachina]

@@Ven-xk6lo I only just watched it, had no idea it finally came out. It was AMAZING

[@Latency345]

Ok.

[@megajaredx9679]

Bring her back!!

[@suleyman9199]

Sadly no Edit: not even 18

[@Couriday]

Reimu has a secret wish to be a pole vaulter -Even though she could just fly over the bar-

[@knightofholyorder]

The collection of first stage songs and that ending was totally worth it! It's good to see you doing your thing :)

[@snowleaf2834]

By the time of the 20th game or so reimu better be dragging the stick

[@TheAlmightyGream]

The stick is the sign of Reimu's power. The more incidents she solve, the longer the stick grows, the more powerful she becomes.

[@rickyboiiiii]

New 2hu was announced and unfortunately, her stick shrunk by a little.

[@tachythepizza]

You have to make it for Touhou 18 ! And for Sanae gohei who have the same thing...

[@rainstudios5047]

reimu: stick is whacking me Marisa reimu what happened to you Reimu: I got whacked by a stupid stick

[@desgreyskry8792]

The stick can grow, like us!

[@plsunsubme5397]

5:31 That's Pretty awesome though ngl

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Imagine in touhou 70 *L O N G S T I C K*

[@ikimihimiri633]

I like how Marisa seems not to be bothered by that

[@unfunniestman]

love how in the th15 part she's completely unamused by the fact gensokyo is under an alien attack

[@simunator]

lmao by the end shes That dragonball dude who flies around by chucking a log

[@asianxinvasion1724]

"Reimu! It's time to save the world and increase the size of your stick!! " *Ah, shit. Here we go again.*

[@foogoose1439]

I ain't representing in 5 years. But the Yokais won't give a shit. *Marisa* "You pick the wrong shrine, fool!" Ay, ay, ay! Marisa, it's me, Reimu, chill! Chill! "Marisa? Oh! My dawg! What's up! Hahaha!"

[@suleyman9199]

@@foogoose1439 I see Marisa covering her place when she left somewhere.

[@hellwolf7]

Reimu is slowly turning into Berserk's Guts.

[@LigoyaYGO]

LOL, the nostalgia is strong in this video.

[@eossidosvei]

Reimu is not the protagonist.......The stick is

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

A girl's stick becoming bigger with the coming of her friend? You guys have probably seen this kind of _shtick_ in doujinshis, don't lie

[@chongjunxiang3002]

By Touhou 100: An A380 By Touhou 101: Buluga XXL Whales

[@ac3546_df]

走り方笑うwwwwwww てかお祓い棒wwwwwww 最早桃白白みたいでわろた

[@puyolucas]

霊夢の御払い棒がだんだん大きくなってるww最後のは最早「桃白々」www 永夜抄のときにアリスと紫がいたこだわりw

[@Javi_Lacking]

"Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far." -Theodore Roosevelt Ol' Teddy never could've seen this coming...

[@777hellsent]

This is one of those most special shitposts in the world

[@nazobiya-tsuzare230]

いや、最後もう桃白白やんこれww

[@SoraSkyAtic]

i like the way how reimu run

[@Zhenchat]

Sticks can't grow. Touhou:

[@ReRoute25]

Well this would explain Sakuya’s Pa-*knifed*

[@UniqueReisen]

EXPAND GOHEI

[@Supperdude9]

And for 18, it's even bigger.

[@foogoose1439]

That stick is evolving into polearm. Now it's a 2 m Spear, then it'll be a Javelin, then a Lance and then a Pike (5 m long), at that point Reimu will be a -Swiss- Gensokyo Pikewoman. Lancer Reimu might look cool, tho, borrowing Marisa's broom and lancing enemies WW1 style.

[@grapejuice5294]

Marisa doesn't even bat an eye about the changing size of the pole. A true friend.

[@Candrenlol]

Touhou 27: Reimu's stick is a damn skyscraper lol

[@Phantasmagoria32]

The stick probably has an age to grow *If that shit grows way bigger its still OKAY*

[@ニコフラ]

お祓い棒でも笑っちゃうけど 走り方の必死さにも笑うww

[@akiokuu3177]

The stick girl (red girl) name's Reimu and the blonde hair girl is called Marisa, Marisa went to Reimu's shrine, Yes..Shrine..Cause Reimu is a shrine maiden and her job is to resolve incidents that happen in Gensokyo (Gensokyo is the place where that happens) and all the titles of each moment Marisa went to look for her there was texts like...Imperashible Night, Perfect cherry blossom, Etc..All that titles are the incidents. And Reimu's best friend is Marisa..They go to resolve incidents togueter, in this video: All the times they resolve an incident Reimu's stick gets bigger O_o, Welp that's it

[@rollchan3491]

Wasnt expecting an upload :P

[@rainstudios5047]

Marisa: the lava is rising let's go! Reimu: ok

[@tenko4286]

Something tells me ZUN's gonna add a Wukong lore in touhou.

[@alexmelik4030]

She is a growing girl... oh wait, OH SHI~

[@sosvanburito3000]

SILVER REIMU

[@jacobdelacruz558]

Sanaes gohei is steadily growing too

[@peaveejay2700]

Tfw her skirt is also getting longer to a point it's treated as a new t-shirt

[@SoggyWaffle97]

Clearly Reimu just needs an exponentially bigger-and-bigger Gohei wand for each ensuing incident, typical fantasy maiden behavior…

[@sakura368]

she speaks softly and carries a big stick

[@Tigerbro6]

Can't wait til Reimu becomes Tao Pai Pai and travels around the world throwing her stick and jumping on it

[@makowiecmakowiecki4565]

"Warning: Touhou fanfiction." Ight I'mma head out-

[@burritowyrm6530]

Gohei is actually like sun wukong’s staff

[@ReimuandCirno]

It's a good thing Marisa is always around to warn Reimu about incidents. Otherwise she would have no idea anything at all was unusual.

[@AustinTheDeathMetalUnicorn]

That's why reimu's broke. She's always spending her money on a bigger stick

[@simonghoul3602]

excellent 3:12 this is hilarious. Sure it's misbehaving but you still gotta watch for that donation box 3:35 yes, there's a war and complete chaos, but the donation box-

[@Ice-yp4wg]

If Reimu's stick really gets as big as how you described it in your touhou 2X interpretation then, wouldn't she just resolve the incident quickly by smacking every boss with that gohei stick turned gargantuan punisher?

[@rcpwProductions]

my stick gets larger everytime blonde people come near me as well

[@nekodesu4649]

3:12 とりあえずお祓い棒よ、落ち着こう

[@Mugenri]

Only three minutes in do I notice the fuckin gohei is GIGANTIC.

[@kitzayoi]

My favorite mmd man is back

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

now to make it even..smaller? (yes, in touhou 18...it shrunk a bit)

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

I really hope Touhou 17 comes to Steam ...

[@LinieEber]

It will come, dotn worry~

[@seant1326]

store.steampowered.com/app/1079160

[@hyoutan_tan]

it's an onbashira at that point Kanako would not be able to compete

[@anondeilvers91]

4:07 DAMN, MARISA LOOKIN FRESH AS FUCK!!!

[@SheetsInc]

Speak softly and carry a big stick." -Reimu Hakurei

[@KruCorn]

We all know where does all of those yen we gave to her now