Harry and Meghan NETFLIX TRAILER: "When The STAKES Are This HIGH..."

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The couple join Cobalt Jackson to discuss the release of their Netflix documentary trailer.
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Transcript:
CJ: Continuing on with the release of the trailer for your Netflix documentary, there’s a particular line near the end of the clip that I would like to pick up on: you said, “when the stakes are this high, doesn’t it make more sense to hear our story from us?”
H: That’s probably my favourite line in the whole trailer, what about you Meghan?
M: Yeah it’s an important line, just about sums things up, right? That’s main problem really, lots of people have commented and speculated, but we’ve never been able to get our story across
CJ: Yes, except for your Oprah interview, Cut Magazine interview, Variety Magazine interview, the book finding freedom which you were clearly involved in and the incessant whinging on your podcast, the comically misnamed Archetypes, - then yes, I completely agree, the main problem is that you’ve been too shy and retiring.
H: We didn’t want to make a fuss, but it’s gone past that now. If we don’t stand up for ourselves and start finding our voice, then, well, we’re likely to be forgotten about and slink away into the shadows.
CJ: Wouldn’t that be a shame?
M: A tragedy, and one we’re not gonna let happen.
CJ: Back to this line from the trailer: when the stakes are this high, wouldn’t it make more sense to hear our story from us?
H: Gives me shivers - every time.
CJ: Perhaps I’m being foolish, but what stakes exactly?
M: Well, first of all, our lives, and the good we will or won’t be able to do in the future, to start with
H: And all the money we might miss out on
M: Two, there are hidden narratives that need to be exposed, right - there are a lot of victims of institutional abuses that haven’t had their voices’ and won’t unless we can lead the way
H: And if we can achieve that, it should lead to a lot more money
M: And to be perfectly honest the worry all of these falsehoods that haven’t been cleared up is stressful that Harry’s hair is at stake
H: (wearing thin wigs) And it doesn’t matter how much money we make, you can grow it back naturally, not this colour
CJ: Indeed, but why did you say, wouldn’t it make more sense to hear our story?
M: Well, wouldn’t it? Surely?
CJ: It’s just that it makes two assumes: that you’ve not been “heard” until now, when the reality is you two haven’t shut up since you left the royal family, and two, that your version of your story will be more accurate than anyone else’s, when actually you have a long history of telling stories that bear very little resemblance to reality
H: When?
CJ: The Archbishop of Canterbury married us privately before the wedding, which he denied; that a South African cast member of the Lion King told you that they were dancing in the streets like they did for Mandela when you married Harry, which the only SA actor in the ensemble denied saying and denied happening; when you said that on deal or no deal you were made to
H: Okay, whatever, stop being racist
M: (face in hands)
H: Oh, look what you’ve done now
CJ: Apologies - just one more question - is what’s really going on here, what’s really at stake, is that this is your very best chance and bringing down the royal family once and for all?
H: Of Course not, their my family.
M: (looks up devilshly through her protective hands)

[@onemercilessming1342]

The stakes? Their story has been belabored ad nauseum. They haven't shut up since their wedding.

[@lesellen7850]

Fake crying while laughing inside. All about money- which will never make you happy if you are a miserable, shallow person. IMO. Thanks Sam. Love from California!!!

[@roseclaire5850]

This is what it is. One will think it’s a parody but it’s really what it is.

[@JGTay-ne8fr]

My thoughts too. He spells out so precisely what's wrong with Meghan's statement on the trailer.

[@ruthbutler8985]

I agree Rose!! Sam is THE BEST!! 👏👏👏Have a great day!! Love from Oz!! 💕🤮💃👋

[@anneterry3660]

Exactly. Sam always provides the sharp end of the stick.

[@smeic-f6150]

I can’t agree with you more.

[@seanstevenson8669]

Oh yes spot on!

[@eleveneleven9033]

Harry’s hair is at stake. LOL 😀😄🤣🇺🇸 Meghan’s sobbing! Then smirking!

[@ambs66]

Brilliant, i couldn’t stop laughing😂😂😊

[@acb5245]

🤣 Fucking A. .

[@ayakasalih4189]

Not to mention Mermaid's wigs are in danger!

[@silla-je9od]

@@ayakasalih4189 ....made from the hair of a thousand Turkish virgins, I hear. 🤣

[@Mungoteazer11581]

Well done. These two are really getting on my nerves. They have suffered nothing.

[@donaldsmith7685]

The Daily Mail quoted one palace insider, who got in a little jab when asked about the look behind closed doors, "We hear the Netflix reality show will be a repeat of the Oprah interview, just with more crying."

[@PicoAndSepulveda]

That's funny

[@carlsenlifeafter60carlsen11]

Narcissist don’t cry only when they’re told to from the left eye!

[@jackieharper5520]

At this point.....the pair of them are so utterley ridiculous and their behaviour so disgusting that all one can do.....is laugh.....out loud.....so...THANKS SAM !!

[@genxx2724]

The stakes are high for them. Not for anyone else. 😂

[@SueProv]

Meghan's last look says it all....well done Sam.

[@katelondon54]

This couple practically writes their own parodies. Hilarious, Sam! I’m calling it. Someday you’re going to come to the states, and make us laugh again on late night TV. Like James Corden. Only actually funny. Somebody needs to give you a show!

[@helenlaquay5106]

SO brave and kind of Rachel Ragland to acknowledge the high price of meat at the market.

[@LC_from_MO]

All except for fifteen things. 😂 How many times are they going to ask us to listen to this pity party 🎉

[@patricial641]

I think the stakes are high because if the reality show and the book flop - they’ll have no way to make money and may have to fly commercial. High stakes for MM indeed.

[@jackiehaigh3401]

'Harry's hair is at stake' 🤣🤣🤣

[@libbymelville6683]

We can't earn megabucks if you don't don't listen to us 😂😂

[@lebkha]

Didn't we hear their story from them like a 190 times already? The mistakes are high

[@carolmclelland8956]

That last bit summed up megs so well. MMM obviously judging by the photos we may have under estimated her acting ability. NOT

[@kevinpoole6122]

It must be a relief to live a life so shrouded now in complete privacy.

[@kgrant3184]

LOL! 😀 Indeed, how awful for them...

[@kevinpoole6122]

@@kgrant3184 I know, right?!?

[@walker4651]

Oh, how I wish that Sam could actually interview MeMe and Airhead!

[@JumpAndStretch]

Sam, this is brilliant. You caught it all - the hypocrisy, true motivations, her laugh-cry and more. Thanks for calling them out on the fact that we haven’t stopped hearing their side of things, with deafening silence from the accused, since they left. Thank for raising the question we all want to know - what exactly is at stake?? Harry’s hair is probably as deep as it gets.

[@laura309]

The trailer was very shocking and as many people have said, sickening. I think possibly that what Meghan meant was at stake were their titles and she's probably right. I hope they don't keep them due to all the hurt they have caused that they don't seem to feel bad about at all.

[@lynnparrish1335]

You’ve even captured “duper’s delight!”

[@kathrynmcfarlane1243]

We didn’t want to make a fuss. Haha

[@twistedsister2568]

I think it’s too late for Harry’s hair 👴🏻

[@starfireiii2536]

I’m so glad Meg ended the interview happy! In the trailer, I suspect she is laughing in a greedy palm. ✋

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

“What are the stakes?” “Well, all the money we could miss out on.” This is the real answer to this question lol.

[@Mel-gv4vo]

Why don’t you have a show on TV, you’re brilliant?

[@jsi4064]

'Patently ridiculous' is absolutely correct. That is what they, are and from now on, always will be.

[@Chahlie]

Yes, the crying and angst behind closed doors....with the photographic team.... I really wish someone would interview the (real) woman and ask her just what the stakes are. But there is no way she/they would ever do an interview with a neutral person and unscripted questions. I dare her....

[@diane4488]

Hilarious! Apart from all these times we've told our truth, we've not been able to tell our truth. (Bearing in mind, their truth, is usually a big pack of lies).

[@har3036]

Bring down the Royal Family? That'll be the day. Once upon a time, these people were special because little was known about them. They're as exposed as all celebrities, allowing us to see them as they are: not that different from us.

[@jeannehendry-hawkins11]

I can't imagine that people aren't aware that, apart from their privilege, they are no different from commoners. At the age of six, one year after the Queen's Coronation, I saw her in London and declared that she was perfectly ordinary and went home disillusioned and although I have since had no interest in the royal family, I do not condone the behaviour of Harry and Meghan. However their antics are proving to be a constant source of entertainment.

[@catherinelynnfraser2001]

I actually think their only appeal is that they are so much worse than us. It’s like rubbernecking a car wreck. You can’t look away.

[@kgrant3184]

@@catherinelynnfraser2001 EXCELLENT analogy! 😀

[@brookeann3979]

I’m so looking forward to this one!! What stakes? 😂😂 The trailer was completely insane!

[@Brooke2000]

I totally agree! Also, I think I know their story by heart…they’ve told us so so many times!

[@catherinelynnfraser2001]

I was laughing so hard it brought a tear to my left eye

[@GiftSparks]

Agree-- "WHAT STAKES?" Their ability to adequately monetize their whining?

[@kgrant3184]

@@catherinelynnfraser2001 😀! Ready, set, GO! Boo-hooooo... 😁

[@elspethcoogan1499]

Exactly: what ARE the stakes? Hearing their story from them would, of course, be their truth, which have zero resemblance to reality. much credit to your attention to detail Sam with Meghan's pale/neutral lipstick.

[@kgrant3184]

Oh, but Rachel did NOT have her wedding ring on today. Hmm, why? 😀

[@starrfaithfull6934]

@@kgrant3184 First thing I noticed. Is Sam mimicking her that closely?

[@bookiejones4916]

You know in a few years' time they will be hosting a Butlins weekend.

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Only if the main act is unavailable. Stand ins

[@marinaknife4595]

"Many a true word said in jest". LOL

[@e.essington8912]

Sam's rendition of M is the perfect blend of smarmy and shallow.

[@starrfaithfull6934]

Never mind that Sam is a spot-on ringer for Markle.

[@marionfischer5927]

You never disappoint your audience! Great Job 👏👏👏🧡

[@catherineburnside8610]

That was again fantastic Sam. I so wish you could interview the actual terrible duo ! Her responses would not be near as good and I'm sure Harry can't sing that well. 🤗

[@tanyaedwards4574]

Oh, Sam, the fact that you used that one photo of her hiding her face with that "you don't know what happens behind closed doors" trying to portray her crying when you can clearly see that she's laughing is so incredibly clever of you. You're a genius, and so multi-talented, Bravo!! I would love to see some of your recent paintings showcased too, ❤

[@catherinelynnfraser2001]

Loved the crying scene but you need a better blanket 😊 This was brilliant, of course. These two clowns are the gift that keeps on giving you comic material.

[@tabitha4135]

My blanket is nicer than Meghans and it was only £20 ! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹

[@betht60]

Like the one MeMe has, with the "H" for Harkle?? 😂😂😂

[@ironbutterfly6835]

So sad I’m in Tears. One tear left eye😢

[@kgrant3184]

2-3 seconds, GO! 😀

[@libi0510]

I feel you, Sam. 😂 it makes one 🥴🤯🤢🤮

[@prof.cecilycogsworth3204]

Cruelly brilliant.

[@starrfaithfull6934]

No one could be sufficiently cruel to the Harkles.

[@Chahlie]

My mother is a very heavy duty narcissist. When all else fails; threats, tantrums, bribery, she brings on the 'poor me' and threatens to you-know-what. harry's wife is in the final throes of having her agenda exposed.

[@elainemulberryrat5300]

Wow you've absolutely nailed it. Best one yet. The Montecito Minger's cry fest lifted straight off their nauseating shitcast haha. Not to mention the follically challenged one's ginger locks lol. Nice one.

[@eleveneleven9033]

Countdown in progress. 👍🏻

[@PicoAndSepulveda]

His hair is at stake. Oh my Gosh! 😂

[@Sandra-ww6oz]

Oh God! HARRY'S HAIR!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1105957]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉Bravooooo!

[@MeherScholar]

I would love to see any of these questions actually posed to MM in an interview. But I don't have to imagine how she'd answer because her lines in this skit are so well written. They really do appear to encapsulate her actual past statements without any exaggeration. Thank you, Sam, for giving us a glimpse of how the interview we REALLY want to see would play out. And thanks for doing it in such an entertaining way.

[@mandymckeown8625]

And his hair is at stake 🤣🤣🤣

[@karriehigley4776]

You're a genius! Nailed it better than anyone else!!

[@douglas8ism]

Love it, love it, love it. 😂

[@taniafabregas9551]

Hahaha. Too shy and retiring!!!!!! Harry’s hair is at stake!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Very funny. Your channel is just fab 😅😅😅

[@homahak]

Oh these sublime parodies are going to cited and quoted in so many histories of the Markle Debacle. Just saying, but I thought the highest steaks were in Texas.

[@lindaodd9681]

2nd time even funnier !👏🏼😂🤣Long live the King 💕🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@jaroslaval9159]

" a lot of victims of institutional abuse..." hello? When she was in the Firm, part of the Institution, how many did she bully?

[@Petra930]

Loved the hands over the face!!

[@ilovecreambuns8393]

Yes, so very true! 🤣🤣🤣

[@janetdidonato9963]

Thank you for this.

[@Sotto_]

The Mountbatten-Whingers. Whenever _will_ they shut up? 😆

[@kgrant3184]

BRILLIANT name for them! 😀

[@starrfaithfull6934]

Sotto, you never fail us!

[@georgeburton6399]

Brilliant, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bytheway1031]

"Too shy and retiring" It's the subtle ones that 💀 me. Bravo Sam👍

[@victr2098]

You're on fire Sam.... Absolutely fantastic! 👍

[@ExpectTheSpanishInquisition]

You are BRILLIANT, Sam. I was thinking myself too that the high stakes Jezebel was referring to was bringing down THE BRF.

[@elaineweldon1513]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@Brooke2000]

That trailer is shocking 😳This is going to be such good fun. Can’t wait to see this new video, Sam 🤗😆🤣🤭

[@Brooke2000]

@Tabitha Twitchit Spoiled brats. They must have been raised this way. Plus, Harry is out to ruin Camilla. Saw his mom crying too much. What an upbringing!

[@johannavanwinkle815]

Too funny!!!

[@penny1186]

I wonder if they want to bring down the royal family because Meghan was denied things she wanted like the necklace Princess Katherine had on in Boston, the tiara Meghan wanted, the place they wanted to live, which I believe was Windsor Castle, etc.

[@kgrant3184]

Yes, that scary "one plane crash away..." comment sort of alludes to that, no? SHUDDER! BANSIH the thought, of THEM as queen and king (in order of weight thrown around). SHUDDER. SPARE us all!! 😀

[@mjkelly9801]

Almost forgot it's _wasn't_ the REAL Haz +Meg! 😂🤣 🇦🇺

[@tashpinktheartist]

The fake SOB!!❤😂

[@christallaktorides6904]

Love the bit when HW slowly moves her hands away from her face revealing her laughing- perfect

[@taniafabregas9551]

Can’t wait. Got my watch set 😅😅😅😅

[@carolmanning8367]

Thanks Sam, makes my morning. I hope Harry & megs watch this, so they can have a laugh with us, don't want them to miss out on the fun.

[@jandingley2864]

Best to laugh at them they are very funny.

[@terimcgehee1673]

Your great! Texas

[@katefarmerpallotta9710]

Enjoyed

[@traveller8867]

Brilliant, as usual. 😂😂😂

[@Pivoinerouge]

Split! You must master the art of squeezing one tear out of your left eye.

[@reddisa2953]

The duchess laughing through her 'tears': bravo Sam⭐⭐⭐

[@suejane1188]

"and all the money we might miss out on" Go Harry!

[@frannyfisher8734]

I had all the same questions about that line!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@colleenneufeld2066]

Great episode

[@roselandberg2738]

OMG! Poor meghan, you upset her, Professor Cobalt. Get her some overpriced kleenex!

[@kgrant3184]

Oh MY! I literally BURST OUT RAUCCOUSLY LOL numerous times on this one, Sam. Spot-on, INCREDIBLY perceptive and bloody, BLOODY BRILLIANT! 😀, 😁! Why oh WHY do you not have MILLIONS of subscribers? Oh, right, I know, manipulated algorhythms and sugars. Must be DIRECTLY over the target... 😠. ROCK ON, Sam! 👍, 👏, ❤, ☺!

[@ruthbutler8985]

Sam that was THE BEST!!! Migraines face at the end….. PRICELESS!! And you dear boy are SPOT ON!! Because the world can see that is exactly what they, especially HER are trying to do….. she is jus a mean Bit ch!!! And Hawwy is a complete TOOL!! Love your work!!🏆 Love from Oz!! 💕🇦🇺💃👋

[@julieprior3126]

Excellent! Dr Cobalt Jackson is gradually morphing into Paxman in his younger days by asking the killer questions! 👍 Loved the trim of H's wig 😏

[@LotusLady9]

Love your work Sam!💟

[@betht60]

Sam, I think this is one of your best yet ( and they have all been fantastic)! You really catch the essence of these two. " Eau de Harkle", as it were! 💃😆😹😂

[@sophiamac9100]

As the late Queen aptly stated: "Recollections may vary." And right now, no one's interested in Rachel's recollections!

[@uktumbleweed]

Oh thank you for this. I haven't laughed so hard in some time. You have captured them perfectly.

[@jagss]

Ha ha ha we need a behind the scenes of how you come up with this Brilliant work. You are so awesome.

[@annettenorlen7866]

You are all excellent!!! I’m an American and I can’t stand those two.

[@maggiemaymightnot]

I’m growing accustomed to meagains face fluff it’s a look she carries well.

[@realitycheck4842]

The stakes are their titles.

[@amysusan100]

😂😂😂😂

[@MENTION-IT-ALL]

I will make sure everyone I know has a link to this channel. What a delight and his smartly accurate.

[@zed4225]

'Wouldn't that be a shame', thankyou Sam, I needed that laugh

[@tansysmith5126]

Bloody brilliant 🙏🇦🇺