Harry and Paul Queers - Ian Hislop

Harry and Paul queers.

[@Edit.Name.]

Philip Schofield is married of course.................

[@RIXRADvidz]

And he's on the Telly.

[@Brickcellent]

@@RIXRADvidz He's probably a qwuah

[@chrisslade3141]

@@Brickcellent ah, yes do you think that he knows Hislop and the Attenborough quah fellows? 🤣🤣🤣

[@gbwildlifeuk8269]

Or as Schofield likes both is he half quare?

[@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob]

Probably qwere together as a threesome when the cameras aren't looking.

[@zenzombie72]

Harry and Paul are so much better without a laugh track.

[@Satters]

there are no laughs because it isn't funny at all

[@johnoleary8751]

lmfao

[@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888]

@Judge Preston Your grammar is pretty fucked too.

[@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888]

Yes, it is a great deal more honest when nobody laughs.

[@gibsondanny]

@@Satters I'll put you down as a probable Queer.

[@Mysterywhiteboy78]

Bunny ' oh yes im a frightful quuuear' lmao

[@michaeloshea5505]

It's nice to get a fly on the wall look at the house of Lords in action doing valuable work for our great nation.

[@user-br3bw7wr2l]

Hislop used to write for Harry Enfield. So they are both frightful quares.

[@stupidhandles]

The last episode covers whether Harry and Paul are probable quares, the punchline is well worth it.

[@Viartis]

Ian Hislop obviously isn't a quare. He merely sleeps with men who are. It's not the same thing.

[@MrAlistar99]

Is he a quare?

[@carlspackler5013]

@@MrAlistar99 He's on T.V. isn't he? Probably quare.

[@donwilsmore3945]

Robert Johnson ....No he’s not a quare. ....but his boyfriend is !

[@donwilsmore3945]

Crispin Dry ...not sure but he’s definitely a quare ....if his boyfriend is !...lol

[@Viartis]

This is all about quares. So if you're watching it you're probably a quare.

[@Viartis]

Bunny's married and he's a frightful quare. So being married doesn't mean you're not actually a frightful quare. So for now I'll put you down as a probable quare.

[@gadget00]

DEFINITELY a probable quare LOLOLOLOL

[@TheVickersDoorter]

@Robert Johnson. I'm an incorrigible quare and so's my wife.

[@colinashby3775]

Spoke to bunny and as I am never on tv then definitely not quare.

[@bigrigger3762]

OMG this just cracks me up, it’s magic amongst all the crap that’s going on at present. Pure comedy gold.

[@Robert_Manners]

@Liam Unruly Yes that has been my point in a few comedy posts recently. Just because it's daft doesn't mean it is funny. Silly or daft do not automatically equal funny.

[@rossd6779]

@Liam Unruly why you watching it then? Hundreds of thousands of people on here completely disagree with you and do find it very amusing.

[@miketurpin9786]

@Liam Unruly it's ironic, is it not? :)

[@SingleTrack66]

I think Liam Unruly is probably a quare.

[@g0fvt]

@@SingleTrack66 but he is not on television

[@CoLD.SToRAGE]

This sketch reminded me of the time my father said, after seeing the Karma Chameleon video on Top of the Pops... “Don’t like the song much, but the singer... she’s quite pretty”. I just agreed with him, and inwardly enjoyed the moment my father fancied a bloke, after years of using the word “Poof” ( UK derog. term for gay ).

[@vicjones3992]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈

[@antonystringfellow5152]

LMAO!!!!

[@antonystringfellow5152]

This was the first time I saw Boy George, on this episode of Top of The Pops... kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIKXm3WOaZmUppI

[@sentimentalbloke185]

I shall put Boy George down as a probable quare. Excellent.

[@MsVanorak]

😆

[@NickHarman]

The observation that upper class old gits have excessively large ears. Funny and true.

[@davemurrell8810]

It’s their Gaydar Receptors, clearly!

[@SpeedfreakUK]

I think that’s just old people in general

[@frankspencer6935]

Vernon Coleman has a pair.

[@joyceesmond6485]

And big noses.

[@RolanTheBrave]

@@joyceesmond6485 they're the 2 parts of the human body that keep growing your entire life

[@soldierside365]

'oh yes im a frightful queer' HA!! bunny completes this

[@latexrope1358]

Daily telegraph editorial meeting 😂

[@mazza4190]

After the day I have had, along with the week I have had, along with the past months I have had to endure I can probably state, that put a smile on my face. Looks like a smile on my face, feels like a smile on my face so probably did put a smile on my face.

[@mazza4190]

@Shabbos Shekels Are you judging me, sounds like you are judging me, do you enjoy judging me? One must be excited at judging me or are you just lonely looking in the mirror judging oneself? May well be, certainly sounds awfully judgeMENTAL.

[@mazza4190]

@Shabbos Shekels Wow. I have never known someone with an obsession. Will you continue with your commenting for much longer. Should I expect my inbox to be stuffed continuously with your idle attempt at introduction.

[@sallybannister6224]

@mazza4190 Is he a quare? One should be careful ... you seem like a decent fellow , are you a quare.? Or just good fun. making me laugh like a drain

[@mazza4190]

@@sallybannister6224 Out of interest, how did I get 4190 after my name? Any thoughts?

[@dmcathis3739]

Philip Schofield.

[@DinseeNuffin]

He's definately a ...........Quare!!!!

[@Edit.Name.]

He’s a married querrrr.

[@paperchain1239]

Not really a nice Quare

[@88HEATHENWOLF]

well he's on television isn't he?

[@borderlands6606]

This is the opposite of my late mother, who didn't think anyone on television was quare. If you pointed out that John Inman's humour might be based on homosexuality, she'd say "you think everyone's gay". Larry Grayson was "just a bit effeminate". I swear if she'd caught two men in flagrante she'd say one was short sighted and had a bad aim. Reminds me of the Noel Coward story. His young nephew spotted two dogs at it, and asked Noel what they were doing. " The first one's blind and the second is leading him to St Dunstan's (eye hospital)"

[@354sd]

My nan was the same

[@jamesadcock5235]

My nan was the opposite everyone was homosexual

[@MrSlugny]

We could have had the same mother

[@SirNilzey]

@@MrSlugny I dont think so, your mother is a quare.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

She's probably a quare

[@flipper2392]

I wonder if Whitehouse and Enfield are quare, they're on television so they're probably quares, maybe they're quare together.

[@shmookins]

I would sacrifice a blue back Himalayan mongoose if I can get into that club! I won't even say a word!

[@weswheel4834]

I think you just need a photo of yourself and a red pen.

[@nigelcarren]

@@weswheel4834 That is most definitely funny! 🏆🇬🇧

[@SLopyshOOter1497]

Well there both on televiSSSSSSSSSSSion aren't they?

[@michaelholmes3331]

Hislop went to public school, so probably started quaering then.

[@paperchain1239]

"Have you heard of Lewis Hamilton?"

[@Aethelhald]

Yes. Why? Do you think he's a probable quare?

[@paperchain1239]

@@Aethelhald Well, he speaks like a quare, dresses like a quare AND he is on television like a quare. I would put him down as a likely probable quare. What do you think?

[@MGR99]

@@paperchain1239 Definitely a quare.

[@paperchain1239]

@@MGR99 Needs to be marked down as a whinging, knighted , rainbow helmet quare.

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@paperchain1239 Aww, did you get offended by the big scary black man saying words that upset you on TV? Diddums.

[@matthewcoombs3282]

Reminds me of my dad...he used to point out all the people on telly he thought were gay.....made a point of it...."Are you being Served" was a particular source of consternation....I loved it as a kid. I remember him looking at it in disgust and say...."Do you know what this programme has more queers on it than any other programme on the telly"....

[@patrickneilkilloran]

Hmmm so he accused like a quare and claimed to know what quares on TV looked like, like a quare but he showed disdain for 'nonces like Saville'... we'll put him down as a part-time quare

[@johnmartinez7440]

.... .... ..... ... ....

[@jeffstone2136]

Hislop does look and sound like a _frightful_ quare. I think these guys are on to somethinng.

[@sadako24]

And he's on television.

[@alexhando8541]

Ian probably wrote this sketch

[@djkurtstudio]

I miss comedy!

[@jarvis911]

Can't believe i missed these on TV, Harry Enfield is awesome i grew up watching video's of him. Wouldn't be the same without Paul either these 2 are comedy genius

[@NoahSpurrier]

I used to work with a guy in San Francisco that looked like a queer, sounded like a queer, and acted like a queer. When he mentioned his difficulty in finding women to date I nearly snorted my drink out my nose.

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm420]

I remember this being slightly funny at the time.

[@BohemianFish]

There's a poem in here somewhere!

[@itsonlyme458]

As a gay man this made me laugh.....

[@itsonlyme458]

QuickQuickSlowSlow55 No.

[@chris1newbury]

do you have an attractive wife who lets you quare away like billy-o ?

[@mojopin70]

So you are a quear?

[@leathleyg5995]

Ah, it's 2020 now, once BLM has quietened down and GLM gets going this will become totally un- pc. It will lose all its humour except to a few un--converted ruffian homophobes !

[@itsonlyme458]

Tomakak I am not gay. I am quare.

[@Cloudlesssoul]

That's that sorted out then!

[@ChubbyChecker182]

Lol oh yes I'm a frightful queer

[@mrneutral8423]

'I'm frightfully quare'

[@garywallace5602]

I reckon even Ian Hislop found this funny. He loves a bit of satire...the bloke on the telly, satirical, probable queer!

[@hrw1973]

I can watch this sketch over and over again. Just tremendously funny

[@Kkardemumma]

@noptic Quite, quite. Let's ask Bunny, he's a frightful quare, he should know.

[@system1912]

Love the way Bunny first says "Television" :)

[@TheVickersDoorter]

Very Brian Sewell - for those whom remember him.

[@SirBorisHayter]

Not sure if attingborough is quare or not but I know for certain he murdered the walruses.

[@nxsport]

genius

[@CiaranDUK]

Telefission

[@vtecpreludevtec]

QUARE👠👠👠👠👠👝👝👝🇬🇧💘💘👙👙👙

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

I wonder if Julian Clary is a quare.

[@jeremyashford2145]

He IS on television.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

@@jeremyashford2145 And he _sounds_ like a quare...

[@albertbatfinder5240]

Bunny may know.

[@PlanetoftheDeaf]

Paul Whitehouse is such a brilliant actor as well, the way he gives his character that effortless booming voice many upper class men have

[@philclewlow]

Absolutely superb. Crying with laughter here!!! H&P back to their best.

[@gastropod557]

Brilliant. Sadly comedy has now changed a bit...

[@vardellsfolly5200]

Bunny is a frightful quare.

[@mftmss7086]

This is is hilarious, but I'm not British so I don't get the setting. Are they sitting in like a gentlemen's club for rich old men?

[@MK-re6sf]

Yes, that's right.

[@bossahmed4085]

😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing.. please bring back Harry Enfield and Paul, British comedy at it's best.

[@jimrobin]

You can't stop laughing?? It's mildly amusing.

[@bossahmed4085]

@@jimrobin Everyones perceptions of comedy is different. I'm a 90's child and grew up with the likes of Harry Enfield and Chums, so for me its comedy gold. Unlike, my father who enjoys comedy from the 60s/70s/80s, which I find mildly amusing. With the exception to the likes of 'Tommy Cooper and the Young ones' , which I truly find humourous.

[@jimrobin]

@@bossahmed4085 I didn't say it wasn't funny. However "can't stop laughing" is a bit of a hyperbole.

[@bossahmed4085]

@DnB and Psy Production Exactly, thank you for the input on this matter.

[@jimrobin]

@DnB and Psy Production It's not funny. It's more probable that those with a higher intellect enjoy humour that is more subtle.

[@jonsummers9302]

is julian clarery a quaaaair ? i rather think not .

[@brahambarnett5901]

Couldn't put this on telly now

[@theglumrant9477]

When I saw that I thought “No!” But thinking about it, you’re probably right...the BBC have got even worse in the past 12 months

[@johnmartinez7440]

The only reason it wouldn't get on TV is because it's fairly weak comedy, same as Little Britain. "Maybe if we say the line over and over it'll become funny?"

[@davidhayes4814]

Repeating the same thing can be funny. This is a very clever mixture of farce and stereotyping. It tells us something about ourselves. Most of us like a bit of silliness and it is sad to lose the ability to laugh at silly things.

[@comanchio1976]

You write like a quare

[@Viartis]

David is definitely a quare's name.

[@nibbles7178]

Well David LOOKS like a quare and WRITES like a quare, and over-analyses then he's definitely a probable quare, wouldn't you agree? Well if he looks like a quare and writes like a quare and over-analyses then he's probably a quare, yes. Looks like a quare, writes like a quare... David the probable quare.

[@johncraske]

Congratulations to all who have contributed to this thread. I laughed at the video and I laughed at the comments. Er, that's it.

[@chris1newbury]

david looks like a quare , sounds like a quare, probably a quare

[@sirandrelefaedelinoge]

_"He looks like a Quairr...!"_

[@geoffedwards-tb4kp]

Dithering old inbred posh fuckers, got nothing better to do with their time. Shouldn't they be running the country or something? Here here!! Rhymes with??? Ginger beer!!! Bravo.

[@elmondo3543]

Arhh the gold old days of comedy, when you could take the piss out of anything, nobody got offended and just got on with life....a far cry from todays life

[@samshorto5433]

So you're saying you're offended by today's life?

[@DSmith-ix1xf]

Those were the days when offense was not a point scoring past time.

[@samshorto5433]

This is like ten years ago. Also they're not getting away with anything, they're taking the piss out of posh twats being obsessed with stuff that doesn't matter. It's not homophobic in the slightest. What is it you'd like to take the piss out of that you feel you can't?

[@finncullen]

Cross of St George in avatar- check Macho Alpha Lion in avatar - check Saying things were better in the past - check Outraged by imaginary oppression - check Yep, a 4 check Snowflake.

[@johnmartinez7440]

They're making fun of people like you, and you're too thick to realise it. Incredible scenes.

[@the_grand_tourer]

An excellent use of a life time of paid for education and idle privilege I'd say. Not quare at all.

[@ChadeGB]

Phillip Schofield: (｡･_･｡)

[@LusciousTwinkle]

I so love this....

[@magnusbruce4051]

Did Stewart Lee write this sketch?

[@mochynddu723]

Those Ears!

[@alex-E7WHU]

It's 2020 and (some of) the quares of the world are offended by this.. 🤣 🤣 Edited to lessen the backlash lol.

[@paulblatchfordplymouth]

alex I was a “Quare” in the 70’s ( and still am!)😀and was never offended by gay jokes,. Keep them coming please!👍🏻

[@alex-E7WHU]

@@paulblatchfordplymouth my bestest mate at work is incorrigibly quare.. He laughed his head off at it.. 🤣 🤣 But he isn't one of the perpetually offended members of society, is refreshing to know humour has a future. 👍. Cheers Paul.

[@984francis]

This one isn't offended but I am not amused. It's a frightful load of bollocks.

[@freakdancing4144]

Surely it would be the bigots who are offended since it's obviously satire.

[@jas1049]

No we’re not 🤔

[@loucolman]

The ears though!

[@miketurpin9786]

Oh Carolina Chambrala ..

[@cymro6537]

....And then there's *Harry Enfield* and *Paul Whitehouse* *both* are *men* and on the *television* .......both must be frightfully *Quah*

[@petyrkowalski9887]

I like their ears

[@HapneyHo]

"oh yes i'm a frightful queer" LMAO

[@noptic]

@Kkardemumma They don't look or sound like queers though. THINK MAN THINK!

[@knightstemplar1967]

Surprised the thought police haven’t banned this yet

[@johnmartinez7440]

Why would the right-wing want to ban this satirical sketch?

[@johnmartinez7440]

Always enjoy coming to the comment sections of Harry and Paul sketches to see all the bizarre right-wingers who take the satire seriously, and think they're actually making fun of gay people (rather than actual homophobes). CoUldN't gEt aWaY wiTh tHiS nOwAdAyS, am I right fellas?!

[@AthelstanEngland]

Qware!

[@robertcook2572]

You're so superior to the rest of us poor, deluded right-wingers. We are not worthy.

[@samshorto5433]

@@robertcook2572 I know this is sarcasm... but actually, yeah.

[@VestinVestin]

The argument often isn't that you couldn't (but rather that it would be avoided, watered-down, self-censored, attacked...), nor that it's because back in the day that sort of thing was actually deplorable yet un-deplored, nor, finally, is the argument often made by evil goblins you've hallucinated that enjoy nothing buy human misery, persecution, and discrimination. The sensible, non-strawman argument is that there are people who either personally lack the nuance or (seemingly just like you!) assume the unwashed masses lack the nuance to tell the difference between satire and propaganda; the (somewhat overblown) shorthand is "all depiction is endorsement", which few espouse seriously but many seem to assume implicitly. As for who makes this argument... Often enough snarky, more or less embittered people who have a handle on what is going on. To give you an example you can pretend never happened by closing your eyes, plugging your ears, and shouting "Lalala, I can't hear you!": "The Germans" episode of "Fawlty Towers" got removed from streaming in 2020. This, of course, isn't an example of something new not springing into existence, but of knee-jerk retroactive cultural censorship. Was the episode an endorsement of terrible things? Who were the people "taking the satire seriously"? Was it the menacing-though-dim-witted "right-wingers" from the BBC perchance? I could try to go on and disentangle things further, but considering what you look like, what you sound like, and that you're in the KZbin comment section...

[@jamesscottvideos]

I enjoy the bizarre left-wingers who assume that comedy must have a political position. This sketch is simply mocking stereotypes. Other sketches of theirs would certainly be considered waycist, sexist, Islamophobic and prejudiced nowadays.

[@willmoore7582]

Just one of their many comedy classic sketches. These two were pure gold together and I simply can't get enough of them. Probably a queer then. But not on television. 😘

[@RedSnow45]

thats a very good idea

[@ukar69]

You wont get that on the BBC now, they’ve gone all PC just in case someone, somewhere might be offended.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Which is ironic, because you sound awfully offended. Almost as if this sketch is making fun of...people like you?

[@jonnamechange6854]

People only need to be concerned about being politically correct if they have political aspirations. That's why the majority of us aren't concerned at all. It also explains why the BBC are PC.

[@jakubkrcma]

Definitely a probable... :-)))))))

[@hash-slingingslasher1374]

"Kwayuh"

[@stantheman5657]

Try getting away with this today.

[@bbutc]

Yeah, you can't say ****** on KZbin now because the ***** ******'s find it offensive, apparently.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Try getting away with... satire? Think they'll be fine.

[@mrbillhicks]

Ian Hislop probably a definite queer...

[@seanjuju1]

To be fair, he does sound like quare…

[@hermanthetosser4219]

Is a probable quare

[@seanjuju1]

@@hermanthetosser4219 right. Well in that case….i shall right him down as a pro-bab-le qu-are.

[@derby1263]

Harry. Your on TV quite a bit..does this make you queen.

[@jimbobbby]

Hmm

[@benbirch2393]

This is fucking epic, only Enfield and Whitehouse are genius enough to actually pull this off

[@Fsrjtyttzma]

All I watch now are things that make me laugh..this makes me laugh...

[@OffGridInvestor]

Ahhh. Old people....

[@Odesai1]

hahaha. epic

[@fl3162]

TF is a qwer?

[@moomountain]

Love how they all have massive ears.

[@natmanprime4295]

Once again, unfailingly correct analysis

[@MalumZeth]

Where are they supposed to be?

[@tomkent4656]

In a London gentleman's club.

[@TheSOULBRUVVA]

@@tomkent4656 its probably the Garrick club, its well known for theatrical gentlemen, writers, and quares

[@Grahamgusbull]

I’m sure Ian found this a hoot!

[@replevideo6096]

I was thinking that too. I could imagine him watching this sketch and cracking up.

[@jonnamechange6854]

Only found it a hoot if he wrote it himself - which he might have - outing himself definitely as a probable quare.

[@peterlewis3540]

He is most certainly a bender

[@James1623]

They would never get away with putting this on the television now a days especially with all the wokes about ready to make a complaint!

[@lilylaw1517]

They're probably too busy quareing away like billyo with eachother to complain.

[@ajuk1]

@ParanoidGallows Irony not a strong point then?

[@joansmith69]

That's funniest hobbits I've seen today.

[@mysteryman123able]

The clip were his son brings his gay freind home on another video is hilarious

[@mcfcguvnors]

Hello Tom ,wheres your boyfriend he parking the car at the back dad oh hes up the back passage is he etc etc

[@scrunts666]

He's a Quaire.

[@chasjacks9378]

So Subtle. LOL

[@kida4313]

queeah togetah

[@paulmchugh8695]

I’ve never married ! I’m possibly a qweer I’ve been to wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 several times ! ? Mm

[@mcfcguvnors]

Oh youve been to Rhyl have you ? probably a qwar ,ill put you down as possible as youve been to wales n stuff ,ill ask Bunny

[@paulmchugh8695]

@@mcfcguvnors I was once taken up the orme !

[@hermanthetosser4219]

Probable quare

[@patriciahiggins9188]

House of lords

[@vicjones3992]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Palsrible]

Old man ears.

[@yourcommander3412]

excellent ...

[@misfit2022]

Genius