Harry Hill's TV Burp - Eurovision UK Entry winner: Jade Ewen - Points Scores

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[@SavageBroadcast]

Wow, Harry predicted how we'd do at Eurovision 2021. Eeerie.

[@ml4757]

What makes this even funnier is that Jade went on to place 5th at Eurovision that year, which, for the United Kingdom, is INCREDIBLE.

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

UK second this year

[@ml4757]

@@cameronmonaghan6883 Hell yeah bro!

[@fredh1720]

@@ml4757 it wasn't that incredible at the time

[@ml4757]

@@fredh1720 Okay alright yeah we just got second maybe it isn't as good-

[@AH-be6bu]

they did a stupid amount of promotion across Europe to drag it into fifth place. In a just world Andy Abraham would’ve managed a respectable score with this dirge coming in dead last.

[@davidsuttie4192]

I so wish Harry was still doing this show. His sarcastic humour is exactly the same as mine.. British humour in a nutshell.

[@conehead334]

I love how the english can laugh at themselves

[@lenmarfox2947]

Its the only thing to do when you have no choice left.

[@artsed08]

@@lenmarfox2947 Have a day off, Len.

[@iestyndavies7287]

The rest of the UK can be pretty self deprecating too!

[@JoshW272727]

he should have finished it off with Ireland giving us a 10 cos their the only country that do lol

[@awesomefrankrapid]

Not anymore!

[@Dead94820]

So f*****g funny I could watch it a million times over and still spill my guts laughing

[@MrJak925]

if John and Edward can make it to the finals, then you might as well have everyone go through the final cos nearly anybody can sing like that. o-o

[@blackicerose]

thanks for uploading, i was looking for this =)

[@Dim4323]

0:49 thats the best one

[@driverdoozer]

France, Denmark, Germany, Israel and the Netherlands

[@tg92277]

The sad bit is we had way better songs than this over the years that all got voted last place while this somehow came fifth

[@chuffnobbler]

Nul Plunkit! Well done Harry. Brilliant as ever.

[@Itunesbabe]

lol ty for uploading!

[@ThisIsTEC]

Countries watching Jemini perform at Eurovision ‘03: 0:28 0:36 0:43 0:56 1:08

[@fyrmace888]

i couldnt stop laughting and i literaly wet myself lol

[@Curl9x]

HAHAHA Holland would definitely give much more than "nul punten" :P. Just for the fact we're even worse than that xD.. But Harry is hysterical!!

[@EurovisionJess]

This still makes me laugh :D

[@Alzerak]

cant wait till the next season and more of knitted-harry and maybe even peter the duck

[@themightyboush]

i suspect itv didn't want to continue the show with a new host, because people would think it was crap if they did

[@Ppppinkland]

These days whoever wins X Factor is guaranteed to have their song reach no. 1 at X-mas as it gets so much publicity so people who are actually good at music don't bother bringing out stuff as they know it won't get to no. 1.

[@thefartydoctor]

That last hat suits him. He should wear it more often. haha

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

Funnily enough, until Sam Ryder she would be the last time we ever appeared in the Top 10 of the contest 😅

[@danielharding8048]

Eurovision 2021 be like:

[@GoldmansNephew]

XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! "Nul Points!" "Nul Plonkit!" "Nul Doituck!" "Elfis Mekidot!"

[@telaveeve]

genius, pure genuis

[@marquisdemcbride]

V funny. I love how he keeps the moustache throughout.

[@djhairy68]

What was the tv highlight of the week

[@mct1970]

From around 16:00 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYfYZHeMbrSDmKs

[@louisOubi]

Come on Harry, you need to support her. Its a great song. Plus the BBC should of asked to sing afterwards. Because its all too much for them

[@joevictor53]

@anonymousdeity You mean the band that went on hiatus after she joined? The one that has none of the original members?

[@clonard]

Ha! No wonder she was never heard of again after a performance like that!

[@JayRicci7891]

"Nil point!" looool

[@KingLofiOne]

@joesoap81 Good point. But the guy still isn't an amish. You can see that by his peyes.

[@birdtomahawk]

how come so many people are commenting on eurovision and almost no-one on harry hill's brilliance?!

[@Falconarc]

noooo! what was the highlight?! :D

[@mct1970]

From around 16:00 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYfYZHeMbrSDmKs

[@ITIS2000MAN]

Who else sang "TV Highlight of the weeeeeeeek" at the end of the vid? 😄

[@bournemouthisshit]

Oooooooh! You can [almost] never have too many hats in comedy!

[@TheSatanshunter]

wait a minute... she was our entry?? WE'RE NEVER GONNA FUCKING WIN AGAIN!!!!

[@GlobalJoshua]

TheSatanshunter She came 5th.

[@BladeKempMusic]

how wrong he was :L love him

[@Robv93]

cheers

[@IrishFriendsFan]

@ProperMuzik netherlands

[@MrFootball365]

@cobja93 thanks

[@FictionalSarah]

jade did reli well in the contest ctally, tho i found the sogn we sing was kinda full of oyrselfs all its pur time, i dunno maybe just my opion:-) shes joininhg the sugababes now tho.

[@Dim4323]

0:50 my favourite bit

[@WenchesandMead]

what song is it that she is singing?

[@Robv93]

What country was 0:50 supposed to be?? LOL!

[@MasamuneDate87]

YES but what would it take for us to win ANYWAY? i dont think it matters lol. harry hill has it right, he knows it, HE KNOWS IT!

[@ZandeKongo]

1.france 2. denmark/norway/sweden 3.germany 4.israel and 5.netherlands.

[@lizziesmith7285]

yeah apart from being in sugarbabes....

[@ntranced257]

No, dont make fun of jade. i thought this was hi-larious but i still like jade and thought she tried her best on the eurovision song contest.

[@darrsie1]

ITS THE FUNNYIST

[@Fidget1994]

It's so true, the is no point to eurovision what so ever it's not about singing its just about voting for all the countries next to each other. That's why Ukraine or russia are always near the top

[@TheMessiah79]

True, but we can't vote for ourselves!!! lol

[@joesoap81]

@KingLofiOne Why where abouts in Europe is Israel?

[@tr1ckydr1v3r]

@MIZZPINEAPPLE67 Not if it's those fuckin twins though. You can see how angry Simon and the other judges are that they are STILL in the running.

[@KingLofiOne]

@nalod23 "...Contest" *stare* If you want to see what I have to say about that, press 5.

[@sugarbabe37]

nul plonkit! luv it lol

[@Bulbaboi4444]

LMAO gr8 vid ^^ but we still will win...... well as long as she doesn't sing like that on the night anyway LOL

[@redluca56]

LOL! Which countries was he supposed to be?

[@llamazarecool]

Luca Munro French Norway Germany Israel Netherlands

[@Adam-Vox]

WOW, I met her yesterday and told her she was Rubbish lol

[@HipHopCypher]

Nil plonket! xD

[@Hadouken471]

whats the amish one meant to be :L

[@DavidShiel1]

Israel

[@joeyed96]

@bartsimpson0123 NUL PLUNKITT

[@KingLofiOne]

@JLBZombie *cough* Jew *cough* Amish are americans, they don't make sense in something called the EUROvision Song Contest.

[@GreatBritishGamers]

so funny

[@Bowtiesarecoolno12]

no points

[@hakanbergqvist3870]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alzerak]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@fyrmace888]

we will loose because of ireland being offensive to F.Y.R Macedonia!

[@JennylovesMJ]

lol

[@ViridianFlash]

NULL DEUTSCHE!

[@MaxxPower101]

Israel

[@kierannee528]

or rather how we can laugh at awful singers!

[@Nickomfacc]

stop crying

[@dagga70]

nul punten!

[@keeshond8]

It would have been far funnier if he'd shown 12 points for The UK at the end of this sketch - but then anything smacking of subtlety always seems to escape Dr. Hill. "You get the point" shows us how lazy and repetitive this is.