harry potter but its unnecessarily censored (again)

[@EverythingHP]

i apologise if your quote didn’t get in, there were close to 1000 submissions, it was hard to go through and find good ones, and i may have even missed some of yours. you can always try again in my next discord interaction video! ( Discord Server: discord.gg/UDC9FC2 )

[@drunkydrunk2351]

Helo

[@Rowy_]

I would, if you unban me

[@EverythingHP]

@@Rowy_ mm nah

[@Rowy_]

@@EverythingHP fair enough xD

[@nahor88]

Hey man, just some constructive criticism. Great concept for a vid but you didn't completely bleep out of some of the words so the effect was lost.

[@evisser2482]

‘Are you doing magic? Let’s * then!’ is the most confident I’ve heard Hermione in all eight films! Good for you girl, haha!

[@meatball7669]

YEAH GOOD GOING ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[@sdm47]

Some fans would totally take her up on that

[@originalusername295]

@@sdm47 SHE WAS 10 IN THAT MOVIE

[@sdm47]

@@originalusername295 I was talking about the older variant that appeared later And I think you know that

[@originalusername295]

@@sdm47 I probably should have put a /j at the end of my comment

[@milesssofspace]

I love how this makes harry potter sound wrong

[@kariwiegel1870]

Yeah it does

[@elenaspector5008]

IKRRR

[@BulletBlad3]

Really?

[@ananinamiii]

Me too

[@adedejiadesida5091]

I'm the 999th like!! (not important, but congrats anyway 🥳😂)

[@keara.ls3]

“And request he keep his abnormally large **** out of other peoples business” I CANT WITH THAT ONE 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏😬

[@ruth722]

😂😂😂

[@sp3ctre238]

I KNOW

[@Julia-cp9nt]

fanfic writers: WRITE THAT DOWN

[@mairamarina4253]

I'M DYING CAUSE OF THIS ONE 🤣🤣

[@londomollari1082]

I think that's the best one.

[@milesssofspace]

Lucius:Don't ***** Draco Me:*laughs uncontrollably*

[@swiftiebee13]

for me it was ‘why can’t we **** the butterflies?’

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

*laughs nervously*

[@FandomNoodleSoup]

Drarry shippers be like

[@percyweasley9534]

jfKL:SGHklhgal

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

My favourite was, “has anyone seen a shit, a boy named Neville’s lost one”

[@UghieYucky]

I'm surprised nobody said "I can ___ you now!" when Voldemort touches Harry's forehead after they revive him in the graveyard.

[@s.nifrum4580]

He did that one in the previous video

[@zenbladejs]

That one doesnt need to be bleeped out lol. "I can touch you now!".

[@edbedum]

LMFAO

[@yamahakid450f]

@ZenbladeJS Studios Yes it does, 'Fuck' and 'Touch' aren't remotely the same thing, especially with context behind when he says 'touch'.. So yes, it does need bleeped to be funny and imply something sexual.. I don't understand how or why you find the unbleeped sentence just as dirty or funny as the bleeped version.

[@zenbladejs]

@@yamahakid450f if you hear it without context, it’s dirty.

[@aarav_sharma]

"Omg I have * Harry Potter" Ginny wants to know your location

[@meatball7669]

“CHO CHANG YOU LITTLE-“

[@meatball7669]

Could you imagine though

[@nmh4381]

"Hermione i thought you were my friend!" 😢

[@hymnovortexlyricsedits5298]

yoooo

[@justavieweriguess9193]

Oh lol

[@rohanreddy2809]

When you're such a Potterhead that you still know what the actual word was even when its censored

[@FandomNoodleSoup]

Lol yessss

[@Bellarmino]

Haha that’s me

[@nya2242]

me too lol

[@sidr8920]

You got me

[@mike_havens]

Same here!

[@ninisjy]

Nobody: Neville: People *** everyday

[@drunkydrunk2351]

We know... ;3

[@swiftiebee13]

picture the thing you * the most!

[@thepotato4802]

I mean- he’s not wrong

[@justavieweriguess9193]

@@swiftiebee13 awh goddammit

[@suditii]

*he's not wrong . . .*

[@itsnetty5230]

Imagine if someone requested: “HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR *** INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!”

[@lime7779]

someone did in the first part of the vid

[@Anusha-mj4pj]

IMAGINE

[@ArianaAshham]

​@@Anusha-mj4pj my GOD you people are horrible

[@TheMiniWexler]

Roblox life

[@casualsleepingdragon8501]

Dumbledore ask, calmly

[@chickennugget1598]

Hermoine: look at her eyes they've been *** again. Her and dean Me: dying out of laughter

[@yamahakid450f]

He must be hung like Snape with a lot of stamina to screw her to tears... *slow golf clap* 👏

[@TubeStuckSnake]

how no comments?

[@Zany-wf8yx]

1:37 neville spitting facts

[@ezzfezz]

yeah fr he's not wrong 🤣

[@Endez1a]

LOL

[@aceash459]

Except in some cases, of course. Luckily, us asexuals have Snape 1:11

[@Srinidhi00726]

Not everyone and definitely not everyday

[@quodekash6266]

"I require your **** Lucius" was the one that killed me this time XDD

[@ducky_2309]

Ohhh nooo 😰

[@goldfishdoc1999]

yeahh.... definetely the best one.... the mood of the scene and voldy's tone

[@pinki7909]

0:52 *and request that he keeps hi abnormally large ____ Out of other people's business I died laughing and my mom scolded me

[@thecatfather857]

Why you insolent little-! ****!

[@kingsingh2616]

Your mom scolded you for dying????

[@tim_burton]

Samee

[@djfrankster1737]

2:36 "All hands on d*ck, Granger." I'm going to die of laughter I swear.

[@SomeRandomDeveIoper]

fr bro

[@Warzulu77]

“There will be no foolish *bleep* waving” finished me off 😂

[@yamahakid450f]

I'm sure unnecessary public 'dick' waving does finish you off pretty easily... probably a near daily occurrence when you're on the city bus. Just so you know, no one else around you is enjoying it. Do you have CCD? 'Cock Craving Disorder'

[@egsworld1361]

“Just because you’re allowed to use magic now doesn’t mean you have to whip your wands out for everything” sounds wrong enough with out being censored

[@bee_draws]

And now my dirty minded brain is thinking of bad stuff :'))(

[@yamahakid450f]

Lupin: "Picture the thing you *bleep* most" *out walks Snape in Nevilles grandmother's clothing* Lupin: *shame in his voice* "alright... that's enough for today". Neville: "why does it always have to be me?"

[@dxrkerrxses]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Cornelius: "Oh Harry, the Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for f**king up their aunts!"

[@ss-yi6ql]

LOL

[@Julia_Mwa]

I loved that one

[@justavieweriguess9193]

😂😂😂

[@mccammell4470]

I love that one

[@yamahakid450f]

If only 'up' was removed from the quote lol. If Hogwarts was located in Alabama that'd be a common quote, eh? *Hears banjos playing*

[@alisha-tennizlife3522]

This was recommended to me... and I have no regrets....... :)

[@armantehrani8680]

same

[@Eli2005-Tv]

Same

[@crystxlflames5734]

Same

[@lzqhi6962]

an idea could've been: "You wait here, I'll go f* Ginny!" 😭😭

[@B1SQ1T]

HAHAHAHAH

[@meatball7669]

OH NO

[@lzqhi6962]

@@meatball7669 PFTTT

[@thepotato4802]

NOOO- XD

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

PLEASE-

[@xertion8567]

"There will be no foolish ####-waving" I was already laughing Snape didn't have to kill me like that

[@hermionejeangranger]

*0:20** Wow just wow MUGGLES THIS DAYS:0*

[@dracoluciusmalfoy4802]

Lol

[@snitchzerboo]

yes Hermione and Draco in same chat

[@severussnapeytp715]

@@snitchzerboo Don't forget about your favourite Professor 😉

[@luv_leen6161]

Lmao

[@dracoluciusmalfoy4802]

@@severussnapeytp715 :D

[@sniperxauthor6221]

"and request that he keep his abnormally large _ out of other people's business." Had me wheezing😂😂

[@sillyspeed1054]

2:01 Harry’s simping for us 😂😂😂

[@pri_kristel]

LMAO

[@sdm47]

When a teenager has everyone simping for him eventually he’s gonna simp back

[@kyraxlupinxx5285]

“We’ll bring him to the castle. Then the dementors can **** him.”

[@sofieturesson]

I've seen the movies too many times. My brain automatically filled in the right word. The only ones that worked well for me was the first two, "they've been ** again" and "omg I've ** Harry Potter" which honestly was worth everything else

[@MattitudePlays]

Personal faves: - Uncle Vernon: "36, F***** them myself" 😆 - Slughorn: "All hands on d*** Granger" 😂 - Molly Weasley: "Just because you're allowed to use *** now does not mean you have to whip your ****'s out for everything!" 🤣

[@katiesanchez7362]

The one: “ Don’ t be silly Harry they don’t put people in ask Azkaban for _up there aunts”

[@spooket8464]

"I DID MY ****ING! 12 YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!" Got me wishing I did more crime in my days ngl

[@Historygeek2006]

0:37 He’s not wrong-😂😂😂

[@aussiehyune]

AND REQUEST THAT HE KEEP HIS ABNORMALLY LARGE * OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS IM DEAD

[@emuhlay6727]

SAME DAHYIAHSIAHSISAIASIUSHIUASH 'doesnt mean u have to whip out your #### for everything!' KILLED ME TOO

[@Julia_Mwa]

I loved, The ministry doesn’t send people to Azkaban for f***ing up their aunts

[@Luqum]

Its actually a compliment

[@aneirinpeterson7388]

1:30 Wow prison showers were rough

[@Shaw4Life]

this one actually sounds dirty LMAO nice one deer

[@Ollie.H-23]

My favourite was Lupin's "I want everyone to imagine the thing they f*** the very most and turn it into something funny."

[@Mor4n4]

"They were * him mum, they were * on his window" That killed me 😂

[@hermanthegermanmerman]

And Harry just nodded

[@ionkrm]

2:55 why did I laugh so hard xD

[@WayaGaming]

“Why can’t we **** butterflies” got me 😂😂😂😂

[@s.nifrum4580]

2:19 Ron: “I look forward to that as much as you do but you’re skipping ahead in the story Mione”

[@noorykorky5056]

LMAO... Why is this so funny? 😂😂😂

[@mirjamb1395]

0:34 I mean...he wouldn't complain😏😌

[@JoyFawley]

2:31 Bellatrix: I am going to have a **** with this one, Girl to girl Bellamione fandom's like: yaaas

[@sdm47]

This is why I wish the scene went the way it did in the movie “NOOOO! YOU CAN HAVE ME! KEEP ME!” “IF SHE DIES UNDER ****ING I’LL ******* YOU NEXT!”

[@damian84]

1:25 _Can you f*ck like a hippogrif? Nanananananana_ ... That literally killed me 😂

[@BlohshWRLDEdits]

Bro fr is it weird that I love the ones that sound like they say fuk cuz it’s funny as hell to me 💀

[@stephhodnett17]

Eyyyy, thank you for putting mine in (0:17 and 0:24) love the video! 😊

[@lunaxstrange]

I laugh so hard at "You can ### quidditch" And ".....for _ their aunts"

[@Totallynotv1nce]

if you want to *** Harry, you'll have to *** us. me: laughing so much

[@bankrobber6993]

what did I just watch... again lmfao this is an epic series tho ngl

[@APerson5569.]

It’s funny how a censor can change the meaning of the entire sentence

[@tnt1824]

0:52 Okay, I'm DEAD.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BreakerInc]

This.. Is the best thing I've found all damn day. Simple idea, but you pulled it off so well, and my sides HURT from laughing so hard.

[@hemangmathur2823]

"I require your ---- Lucius." **extends hand**

[@meep_1117]

Everybody gangsta until bellatrix says "girl to girl" lol(2:32)

[@LuverofFLEA]

"are you doing magic? Lets #### then." HERMIONE!! YOU CANT BE THAT INTO SCHOOL

[@s.nifrum4580]

She just learned a new spell and she wants to try it out Dikicus Erectus

[@LuverofFLEA]

@@s.nifrum4580 wait actually I just screamed💀 Im not even kidding

[@ashtheinfection6749]

The fact that I knew exactly what everyone said even with sensors proves my HP addiction

[@annalily8739]

this is literally my favorite series, it has me dying laughing every time!

[@TToad909]

2:55 😂😂😂 got me R.O.F.L

[@gibbsterV]

0:06 me:hmm my dirty mind: Oh they have been have they (suggestive smirking face)

[@BlohshWRLDEdits]

Is it weird that I love the one that sound like they say fuk cuz it’s funny to me?

[@will308]

Harry: And request that he keeps his abnormally large * out of other peoples business Snape: wha-

[@gaurikathakur9607]

1:07 oof that line got me real bad

[@justavieweriguess9193]

AAAAAAA

[@oof6331]

BRAVO! *insert clapping noises* (Sadly I wrote like 10 ideas not even one got in )

[@pinkduck3145]

Same :(

[@mxrvelxbts_foreverr.6264]

Same :(

[@EverythingHP]

i’m so sorry! but there were so many of them to go through, it was quite hard!!

[@bellatrixlestrange3276]

Same :(

[@oof6331]

@@EverythingHP It's fine, still a wonderful youtube video. :) Maybe next time!

[@juliapakarinen7956]

Me: I'm going to take this as a "Try Not To Laugh"-challenge. It's not going to be that funny, I can do it! Also me: *chokes on laughter for the whole video*

[@fairyyivy634]

1:44 sounds like he caught someone in 4K

[@valerieanimagus6230]

I’M SORRY EVERY NEVILLE CENSOR MADE ME ALMOST SPIT OUT MY YOGURT HE’S TOO PRECIOUS NONONO

[@Anonymous2306]

best ones: 0:05, 0:13, 0:46, 0:52, 1:06, 1:25, 1:29 (the best, poor Sirius), 1:47, 2:00 (Voldemort laughs genuinely), 2:19, 2:22, 2:31, 2:36, 2:45, 2:55 (lmfao)

[@flashflashhundredyarddash1501]

0:05 Look at her eyes they’ve been * again her a dean 0:15 I’m sure harrys * was more than satisfactoy 0:37 you can’t * quidditch 0:40 let the man * Hermione 0:45 why would I go looking for someone who wants to * me 0:52 and request that he keep his abnormally large * out of other peoples business 0:56 Well, I sure hope so, you’ve been * her for months 1:09 if you want to * harry you have to * us too 1:54 you may not like him, minister, but you can’t deny, Dumbledores got * 2:19 Are you doing magic? Lets * then 2:24 don’t * Draco

[@ginnyweasley8059]

I love this thing!

[@sdm47]

I bet you tell Harry that every single night

[@s.nifrum4580]

Harry hears those exact words a lot

[@chad6034]

Oh boy yeah 😏

[@ArbitraryEverything]

That last frame of Dudley's utter indignation was the absolute perfect end.

[@eliza1468]

“People *#%^!? everyday...” NEVILLE, DONT SAY THAT MATE

[@sdm47]

He’s not exactly wrong

[@s.nifrum4580]

He’s telling the truth though

[@alij_2009]

The most wholesome harry potter quote there is... 1:37

[@leahgonzales3585]

I died after lupin said i want u all to picture the thing they **** the most and in that scene ron ***** spiders the most🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maytheslitherin]

Dudleys face for the 36 * myself just made it that much funnier and idk why 😂

[@LiteratureDickens]

He’s like “Okay now I understand why Harry thinks we are weird”

[@pinkduck3145]

Didn't get mine one BUT THIS IS FABULOUS LOL

[@MushroomNat]

desc: dont watch if ur young and ur parents are around me: *watches even tho im 10 bc my mums only home and meh dads at work*

[@hermione2765]

The ministry doesn't send people to ............... I can't I'm wheezing and crying my childhood is ruined 😂

[@Ellie-Mae_1807]

When Hermione said “what an *****” I heard “ What an a*s”

[@aussj4link214]

Lost it at "Are you hungry, Harry?"

[@weird864]

Ahhh yes all of the Potter fans watching will never think the same again

[@williamk9881]

I lost it when Neville said “PEOPLE $&@# EVERY DAY”

[@romina2185]

0:52 that sounds very very wrong

[@milkbubbles6269]

@Aly N why thank you ;)

[@angelicmistake]

I'm fan of this series!

[@mariotyamukueni4240]

"The Ministry doesn't send people to Azbakan for _ up their aunts." I can't with this line. I. Literally. Can't. PS: Always remember: you can't _ Quidditch

[@xklotsj]

Bro the “There will be no foolish #### waving” got me

[@caoimhejordan4047]

I hate how my brain autocompletes these to the actual words cause I’ve watched the movies a few too many times😭😭💀💀

[@coyotix]

i love how some of these have a lot of different no-no words that would still fit perfectly

[@wise_girl6985]

I was absolutely dying during this entire video!!!

[@InsertUsernameOfBruceBaker]

The last one is pure gold

[@rachelpierson5878]

The one with Molly and the twins that made me laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@noorrougelewis6704]

"Professor snape should keep his abnormally large ---- out of other people's business" "You don't need to whip your ----- out for everything!!"

[@yoyoyohey]

2:48 killed me

[@samanthagreen576]

"We don't throw people in Azkaban for ****ing up their aunt!" fricking sent me.

[@igorkopacynski8906]

0:58 Is my fav one. It's underrated.

[@TMeowniisFK]

"i require your ***** Lucius" LMAO _THIS ONE_

[@Historygeek2006]

2:25 Hermione we don’t bodyshame in this household

[@sdm47]

1:20 Harry: “nah thanks, Ginny does more than enough to satisfy my appetite”

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

I require your * Lucius Me: OH NO

[@debes265]

For those who didn't watch harry potter this is 100% real

[@kayia528]

1:09 I died 😂

[@Faze_JohnMarston]

That was mine thank you

[@ishannarang1558]

2:21 do you ever stop ***ing 😂😂

[@acceleratefx5966]

Was waiting for “I - Sirius Black”

[@Siddhesh_war]

that was on part one

[@acceleratefx5966]

@@Siddhesh_war oh lol

[@sdm47]

I was hoping for “HARRY POTTER! YOU ****** ME RIGHT NOW!”

[@Siddhesh_war]

@@sdm47 that was also on part one

[@sdm47]

@@Siddhesh_war I’m talking about a completely different moment He censored the bit with hermione, I was looking for the bit with Luna

[@nnnosebleed]

i'm sorry but "I DID MY FUCKING 12 YEARS OF IT" is a hypothetical quote that kills me

[@spencerleboi7056]

2:01 AYYYYYYYY ITS ME edit: 2:29 too edit 2 : 2:51 too

[@toadGDGD]

noice

[@toadGDGD]

@Loony Lovegood f