Harvard Still Sucks 2011

www.HarvardStillSucks.com
Written by Alex Goel
Directed by Ryan Kline
Produced by Margaret Zhang
Each spring several hundred high school seniors receive admission letters from both Harvard and Yale.
Most students finalize their decisions after taking a trip to
Harvard's campus for Visitas: Harvard Admitted Students Weekend.
Last year, Billy was one of those high school seniors.
This is his story.

[@JordanLink1]

Is anyone else addicted to college-related videos??

[@JordanLink1]

+Scotthunterb when i was still applying all i could watch was college videos haha. and i couldn't even get into harvard or yale :D

[@fabianmcintyre5901]

You asked, "Is anyone else addicted to college-related videos??" Great question-apparently yes.

[@issabk391]

yes.

[@dragonblade5370]

@@issabk391 same

[@ApotropaicV]

Ew.

[@linglingjr]

"7 students who were popular in highschool" *OOOOH*

[@marie101217]

you know you've made it when you have to choose between HARVARD and YALE

[@MegaRafaelloco]

You know you made it when you're earning siz figures a year, in the job you always wanted. lol

[@NoahAndABadger]

+Ummara Khan rory gilmore

[@gabrielrodriguez8187]

+Rafael Garcia ewww "job"? You know you have made it when YOU start your own business and become successful as an entrepreneur. That is just me though, you do you.

[@yenhoang1320]

What's your secret? Help a high school student out

[@marie101217]

Yen Hoang not me, I'm still in high school I was talking about the guy in the video :)

[@da504ever]

HAHA teaching the Cornell student how to read killed me. Seriously though, why are people so awful to Cornell students? My sister is at Columbia and at sporting events against Cornell, they chant, "safety school! safety school!"

[@ilovebookandmovie]

what the hell how is cornell a safety school that's like my reach lol

[@da504ever]

It's not. It's a joke that elitist kids make because it has the highest acceptance rate of all the Ivy League universities.

[@rickjeffries1872]

Nobody goes to sporting events at Columbia, so your sister is lying.

[@gibrancaroline750]

Lol my bro goes to Dartmouth and at their homecoming soccer game against Harvard they chanted "Safety School! Safety School!" xD

[@soapbxprod]

COLUMBIA babay! NYC rules the roost.

[@ncased]

lol the college confidential thing got me

[@Emile.gorgonZola]

"9 of the 10 most active members on collegeconfidential" GOLDEN

[@chinesemimi]

the real joke is getting both into Harvard and Yale

[@csnakey]

this is objectively funnier than harvard's why I chose Yale vid

[@haoqianjd]

that bit about the Cornell students omG xD

[@TheWoozen]

I lol'd so hard!

[@TheWoozen]

Welp, I may be heading to Cornell in the fall now...awkward

[@noelobo2184]

Did anyone else notice that the acceptance letter on the wall at 0:59 is from the "Office of Rejection" and is signed by Obama?

[@-heheheheh1178]

Omg read it it gets way better😂

[@dajoker1483]

@@-heheheheh1178 It absolutely does!! Bet you wished you had picked the better Ivy in New Haven... Deadline is May 1, 2011...Don't f☠ck it up. 😎

[@-heheheheh1178]

@@dajoker1483 why did I watch this 3 years ago.... I was only 12 and I'm still only 15

[@dajoker1483]

@@-heheheheh1178 Because... Goals! L😋L. And because according to this video Harvard was smart enough to reject Obama. Now, if only the country had as well. Lol. 😹

[@-heheheheh1178]

@@dajoker1483 I don't think I could ever go to an ivy I want to know a few people already when I go to college because I'm not social. Also Obama was an okay president but I understand if you didn't like him.

[@KaranCoimbatore]

LOL PUT IT ON 1080p AND READ THE WHOLE ACCEPTANCE LETTER AT 0:59

[@big10]

Thanks for the tip...the letter was funny! :-)

[@zakishaikh2140]

Thanks for the idea

[@dialgaakashiya8651]

7 students who were popular in HS xD

[@prmetim3z522]

i read the acceptance letter on the guy's wall and died laughing. never knew Obama went to Harvard.........

[@jakedelacuesta6760]

Ken Ejinkonye Obama _did_ go to Harvard.

[@ohmaiagosh]

this might be the best video on youtube

[@n0denz]

Reluctantly integrated... hahahahaha!

[@dustz33]

haha...love how much effort you put into this...and that it was officially supported by Yale!

[@brandonuveges23]

Party scene was more like MIT lol

[@DiscotrackJG]

Cornell student... lol

[@Samonuh]

That last scene had me in tears. "What the f-?!"

[@snarain3]

Haha great video! What's the song that plays in the beginning of the video - I can't find it anywhere. Thanks!

[@JosephLee2012]

Thank God that I did not get accepted to Harvard! Yours, Joseph Y. Lee Bachelor of Arts Physics and Applied Math University of California at Berkeley

[@prequelandsequels5772]

What's that song at the start of the video??

[@SOcrispyproductions]

lol at college confidential thing

[@cesargarcia2432]

Actually yes. This was actually shot at yale. The scene with the harvard looking building in the background is one of the twelve residential colleges.

[@madhurchopra379]

oooo bashing cornellians. not cool but it's ok. we bash you guys too :)

[@AustenSummers]

Wow, the we can post over 500 characters now! This is nuts!

[@VectorEvil0]

Anyone else notice that the guys at 4:32 are holding YALE oars?

[@mintyicehockey8878]

-silently jams out to "we didn't go to harvard" because my dad went to cornell-

[@ilovebookandmovie]

I could literally never get in but this is actually hilarious

[@XsoEmiXD]

what's the song in the beginning?

[@p3n0rgriffin]

"Reluctantly integrated in 1994" made me laugh

[@kenarai1988]

my friends at Cornell. they are so proud that they get to live in Ithaca.

[@alliekrause]

"Come to Harvard.... Come to Harvard..." Oh the laughs...

[@zxb5022]

the letter was better than the video lmao

[@ethanhill9331]

This is funny. The Porcellian Club bit was good.

[@myplaidshirt]

Haha I go to Cornell, this is hilarious.

[@ratherbenapping10]

i thought it looked like the yale campus

[@KillerWhaleCupcake]

@2012uchicago It's a reference to a previous video Yale made (a music video about why people should go to Yale)

[@wikisaiyan]

please I need song from intro

[@JeffersonDinedAlone]

Harvard accepted me; I turned Harvard down in order to accept a full scholarship to Carnegie-Mellon University. And so it goes.

[@RBW90]

I hope there's another Game video on the way...

[@DavidSSabb]

Pause at 0:58, turn on HD and fullscreen, and read the acceptance letter.

[@jonyb0b13]

So you made you college decision, which ultimately can determine your career, based on a video on the internet?

[@brizzylopez4741]

Lolol "onharvardtime" sucks at making fun of yale but "harvardstillsucks" is hilarious XD

[@ms.smilemidday2920]

what is that song on the begining video?

[@Sureshothsa]

4 & 1 - New Day. Its like an intro tho.. so disappointed about the whole song when i found it

[@betsyg11]

That is messed up about Cornell. It is an ivy League too. It is my dream school.

[@vinayakiyer3122]

mine too, did you get in?

[@dajoker1483]

But it was funny though... 😎

[@trollingmeatball]

I see those Yale blades, you cannot hide.

[@VivaLaSky]

I lost it at that guys face at 2:51 -- That was hilarious.

[@137alpha]

"You've each been distributed a Cornell student..." Too funny.

[@PwnYouAtSoccer]

Shit, I thought this was taken on Harvard campus and actually thought it was really cool. Turns out it was Yale...

[@homeworkupload]

DARTMOUTH!!! YEAHHHH!!!!!

[@saf5634]

they're so funny I love them !

[@pizzaman9859]

Certified Harvard classic

[@BlackIcexxi]

STANFORD 2016!!!

[@PhoenixSasori]

Was this actually taken in Harvard University?

[@Leroset]

Ha, I go to Dartmouth! Number 1 for undergraduate teaching, suckas! But seriously, great video, and congrats to anyone who got into the Ivies. Welcome, brothers and sisters. :)

[@bittlemd]

Boola Boola, Eli Yale!

[@jaichind]

No. Most of it was at Yale's Davenport College.

[@OoTFanboy]

Is that KassemG at 2:20? It looks exactly like him.

[@ultravioletcrayon1]

Still glad I chose Harvard over Yale.

[@jamesforeman6830]

When the response is not half as good as the original video, it just serves to make the first one better :)

[@MrPrincebinondo]

How about COLUMBIA, UNIV OF PENNSYLVANIA and MIT?

[@breekwhal]

well done

[@FidoThePenguin]

I think I was that tenth College Confidential member... I'll sit over here with my weighted 3.5.

[@tystorm23]

whenever I see Dartmouth, I instantly think of superbad.

[@MrsTruthTeller]

I'm still a student therefore I'm not working in my career field yet.

[@kavya-sethi]

Please Yale is like Harvard little annoying brother...lmao

[@daveellis5100]

Horizontally recorded:)

[@SacredSocietyAP]

"YOU GOT REJECTED"

[@Nomadfilms_]

is that ryan fury?

[@mimimarcus]

4:25 The twins need to call me. XDD

[@garrettmillerdrums]

76 people go to Harvard.

[@lordrah]

What is with Ivy league schools and their obsessions with the other Ivy schools?

[@MiaAlexandriaaa]

Can someone explain the Cornell joke to me please? I don't mean to come off as imbecilic, but I don't get it lol :P

[@benshaw2657]

CORNELL LETS GO BIG REDDD

[@isaloof]

While the video wasn't fantastic, the Cornell jokes were pretty funny and that last bit was nice and self deprecating. One thumb up.

[@soccerwing0818]

@CAPSLOCKISWIN you must be right, CAPSLOCKISWIN is a hilarious screen name

[@PoliticalWeekly]

Princeton is called the Undergraduate's Ivy League. If i wanted to give a person an excellent liberal arts education, it would probably be Dartmouth or Princeton. Brown is trying to become Harvard, Yale, and Penn.

[@SumaidSyed]

IF this is Harvard, then why don't you guys make a video about Yale? You showed why you did not choose Harvard, but you did not demonstrate why you choose to attend Yale?

[@TheSkept1cal]

They do have a video for why they chose Yale.

[@CaesarBonaparte]

You mean the priceton full of students that got in simply because their parents went to Princeton?

[@fnnygrndm]

"nine out of ten of the most active members of college confidential" too funny.

[@MrsTruthTeller]

haha...I'm a student at Harvard and even I can laugh at this video. That was pretty funny.

[@17LilSouljah]

LOL! "9 of the 10 most active members of College Confidential"

[@anhphuongha]

@sa398 It is. :P

[@obsidiansiriusblackheart]

Ah, I remember 2011 when white guys went to college

[@2401Dominator]

2:30 is basically it and kassemg

[@Estarion404]

Or you could just go to Stanford....where the weather is nicer, the sports better, and the parties better.

[@boobtuber06]

I think they live sheltered lives being exclusive private schools.

[@capesterp4685]

Yale "COLLEGE"????

[@camilleluong2226]

0:50 - 1:23 robert luong

[@EmilisSrsly]

"office of rejection" ;DD

[@ignoranceiscancerous]

Harvard sucks. But this is why I shake my head at the people who say this is why they chose Yale

[@byi42]

Can't think of a name for NYC?

[@jorgerivera8268]

Yale

[@iceecream6]

You know I can read right? like, proficiently? bahaha

[@yillenhooolihay]

"winklevoss twins"

[@DavidSSabb]

I just noticed the Obama signature and wanted to see what it said.

[@Aviationmonim]

someone didnt get into an ivy lol

[@1moaper2]

You could at least have found some crimson oars...

[@FredQuijada]

Hmmm. Yes, you do.