Hasan And John Mulaney Catch Up | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

[@kiraf2457]

I’m so proud of John Mulaney overcoming his greatest fear: 13 year olds

[@EugeneAxe]

I'm still scared of them

[@superduper.cooper]

Look at that man he has feminine hips

[@galanthusnivalis3204]

@@superduper.cooper NO THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

[@superduper.cooper]

Xielle Zhang *crosses street*

[@johnnyb175]

@@superduper.cooper I believe you mean "That high-waisted man"

[@bellamaz1972]

It’s so inspiring to see two Asian-Americans on stage together.

[@acetherookie3933]

2 famous Asian-americans and 4 Asian-american kids who still managed to get some light.😅

[@NileshR12]

Bella Maz Which Asian-American are referring to besides Hasan?

[@MasochisticMaiden]

NileshR12 The very obvious Asian-American woman on the stage...how did you miss those feminine hips? 🤣

[@bellamaz1972]

I’m referring to John Mulaney of course :) (it’s from one of his stand up routines)

[@marcialsblendshair6088]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manjotsingh161]

Get a guy who looks at you like Hassan looks at John Mulaney.

[@Tasnim33]

💚

[@user-gt1kd9rv1w]

MANJOT SINGH lmaoooooo

[@asia4467]

31:11

[@shubhanshjain]

Yeah, he's fanboying and I would not blame him. John is just awesome.

[@spdadventurer1754]

true..all that time Hassan had Hearts in his eyes😂😂

[@h.thumbsthomas5479]

"Don't try to act too young." This is John Mulaney. He's never been young. At 10 he was a middle aged man listening to jazz reading the Times.

[@dawsonmurray2822]

He was actually a middle aged woman

[@matthewgarcia2132]

yeah at 11 years old john was taking a briefcase to school

[@VVheeli]

Chinese American tiger mom. What the hell are you guys talking about, John’s obviously Chinese. Just listen to his voice.

[@corvicore6813]

and yet he looks like a terrible tall child

[@jsaavedr1]

He actually was listening to black jazz.

[@kristencote7100]

You know what I love? You can tell by his reaction that John Mulaney had no idea the question about "why were you carrying your dog like that" was coming which means he really, on the spot, made up an entirely new three minute stand up routine about walking his dog. This is why he's one of the best storytellers alive

[@janellio]

yes! I really hope to see that bit in whatever new standup special he's gonna do next.

[@christmastiger]

I think it is more of a "stand-up for interviews" thing that a lot of comedians do, I've seen him talk about his wife pushing their dog in a stroller before and used some similar lines

[@fairy5668]

He does that a lot actually. Every interview amazes me

[@SwiftestScout]

Or... He just told a story, and John as a writer/performer is great at telling a story, and you just now got to see it in real time for the first time. Meet more interesting people. Oh also: All the questions are pre-screened with the guests. that's why it was written down. John Okayed that question. Welcome to show biz.

[@TheASSofTEXAS]

@@SwiftestScout exactly, you got that right Scout

[@lizardwen]

Both showing the “I listened to Tan” outfit

[@goclbert]

And they look good

[@aesenalieva]

Yass

[@LadySoulChile]

🤣🤣🤣

[@whatokay_]

yess!!!

[@claudiaam107]

I was thinking the same thing!!! Hahahahaha

[@battybasil2057]

John reassuring us that his grandmother is alive and well and being so insistant on it really makes it sound like he murdered her

[@favoredexistentialcrisis5881]

Wouldn't be the first time he killed someone and tried to hide it in a comedy bit

[@katie-wv6lt]

Sounds like his grandma joined princess di on John mulaney’s murderous body count...

[@Mia-bigbooty]

he didn’t do it you can feel the TV its warm

[@rosericorico4980]

@@Mia-bigbooty lmfao

[@mmagalhaesg]

He does that

[@nadyahahmed9084]

I love how John Mulaney is talking about millennials like he isn’t one. He is in fact, the oldest of the millennials.

[@AvisSapiens]

Petition to nominate John Mulaney for the role of Grand Millennial.

[@libnnyann]

It's because he is immortal and isn't aware that he said he is a millennial's age

[@lilliahpasco]

John Mulaney is the millennial elder. Our wise man. Our leader.

[@JordanYee]

He was nine during the cold war, so depending on his upbringing, he could be classified as the tail end of gen x. Given what he's said about his parents, I find this likely.

[@sethescope]

but honestly if you think about it, wasn't he really born in 1932?

[@aditmukherjee4649]

The fact Hasan's sister worked at John's dad's firm is amazing

[@takolong1696]

Adit Mukherjee right?!?! Like WHY IS NOBODY GEEKING OUT OVER THIS WITH ME?!?!

[@eviebalk3488]

Tako Long I DONT KNOW IM FREAKING OUT

[@mercya9347]

Lol everyone is quaking

[@rosulekhoda844]

I like how the girl was desperately trying to comfort him with "No offense! No offense!" after completely destroying him with a single phrase 😂

[@ЛеснаяПоляна-п6м]

Wow Hasan was so polite in this, it's clear he looks up to John so much and was a little awkward and shy. Nothing like he is with other guests, he's usually in control and he knows that it's his show so he can be confident but in this he seemed to tense up a little and let Mulaney kinda run it, but Mulaney was also a little shy and nervous for going impromptu. I still really loved this, it was so authentic and adorable!

[@fromacan]

"Now, you recall, your sister works at his law firm." Am I the only one who finds it endearing that these two legit have personal lives that intersect with each other?

[@InternetsPedestrian]

Like when Seth Meyers mom and John Mulaney's grandmother both starred in Pills-a-Poppin

[@doloresstone9927]

The fact Hasan's sister worked at John's dad's firm is amazing

[@sarasteinberg2905]

It kind of rubs it in that famous people's inner circles are very Members Only.

[@Sartorius988]

@@sarasteinberg2905 Well its not so much that, but smart people lives intersect. His dad is a partner at Skadden which is a top corporate law firm, a target employer for many top lawyers. It wouldn't be unreasonable that Hasan's sister would want to work and get a job at that law firm. Skadden is a pretty big firm.

[@harveycooper5098]

@@sarasteinberg2905 except they're not, people become famous more than they are born famous, they have private lives that are completely open to friendly faces, etc. it's not some secret club that you have to get an ominous letter to enter. John's parents aren't famous and neither are Hasan's IIRC and, coincidentally, the intersect occurs.

[@neeshashah263]

Wow Hasan was so polite in this, it's clear he looks up to John so much and was a little awkward and shy. Nothing like he is with other guests, he's usually in control and he knows that it's his show so he can be confident but in this he seemed to tense up a little and let Mulaney kinda run it, but Mulaney was also a little shy and nervous for going impromptu. I still really loved this, it was so authentic and adorable!

[@robertwalker5222]

Neesha Shah Yeah no daily show interview vibes 😅

[@sarahrau1441]

I think its just a totally different thing. This was basically “Hasan hangs out with a friend and mentor for 30 minutes.”

[@unicorn1poop]

I dont watch this show often. But you can see it on his face, how excited he is

[@jondunmore4268]

Mulaney seemed to be taking his nervousness out on Hasan though; he snaps at him a couple of times. Awkward spots...

[@Number2Drakefan]

@@jondunmore4268 true, ive been seeing this a lot lately and find it interesting, i guess its the use of words being more positive or negative and the tone. People trying to find how the relationship stands.

[@stephjovi]

Love that John points out that kids these days learn morals without religion. You don`t need the idea that you gonna burn in hell to understand that you don`t hurt people if you don´t want to be hurt

[@avernion]

To be fair, I grew up in a Christian home, and that kind of fear was never beaten into me.

[@whisperingsage89]

@@lemortedbrian6070If your only reason to be moral is the belief you'll be punished after you die, then you're only doing it for fear of punishment.

[@merder1414]

Unlocked riiiiigh.... gosh some of you people are truly dumb. That’s what happens when your intellect, like your morals, depends on one single book lol Your comment isn’t even based on anything.... like atrocities weren’t committed before the sixties lol. Go learn a few things before climbing that tree grandpa....

[@a.t.3192]

Agreed. Religion is never necessary for morality.

[@no_peace]

I see the same thing he mentioned. I've worked with kids a long time and anyone who criticizes them as a group doesn't know what they're talking about. The kids and young adults i see are remarkable and they're living what they've been taught about being kind, peaceful, respectful and reasonable

[@kadyarchibald6801]

Can we get a whole special of John Mulaney explaining why America likes things?

[@dbagette]

OMG yes! Like a recorded AMA. Seems like John has thoughts about everything lol

[@vianeyboruel504]

Yess

[@moeezS]

Yes I was also confused about why people like Streisand (other than knowing the Streisand Effect) or Springsteen are a thing. I need more.

[@sarahrau1441]

A podcast, just every week, he spits out a new 5-10 minute thing.

[@emilydaniels7408]

I could listen to Mulaney talk for HOURS. I dont care what he talks about just let him talk lol. I would love to see him philibuster congress for 10 hours just trying to get a bunch of old white men to crack up for a serious cause

[@emmae2520]

I love how highly he speaks of the kids in his show. Like he's proud of all of them so much and is going to take a break from comedy to become a drama teacher

[@emmae2520]

@@Kimbersea That was the joke name of the group that came out at the end. They are all older than the Sack Lunch Bunch members

[@sarahrau1441]

There’s this trend I’m noticing with aging millennials where they’re not repeating the generational apathy that we’ve seen with previous generations. We treated that like fact and we can see examples of it in history, but I’m just not seeing it.

[@isabellanebs22]

I would give my left leg to have him as my drama teacher

[@God_3712]

@@isabellanebs22 but why the left?

[@kiranwingelaar7009]

The kids are brats.

[@josjoererg]

Alternate title: Hasan Minhaj is a shy John Mulaney fanboy for 33 minutes.

[@varshashankar9902]

Pretty much

[@AngelaDelaCruz08]

i love how hasan doesn’t like...interrupt him

[@icymoons]

quick summary of john mulaney on other people's shows

[@l.t.t.3828]

He’s too busy fanboying over John

[@ricem672]

Abeer is just a smaller, more chaotic version of Hasan.

[@nickv1212]

They need to do a DNA test. Won't be surprised if they're clones.

[@marsajib]

@@nickv1212 the results says astaghfirullah 😂😂

[@innishas]

bold of you to assume hasan wasnt as chaotic at that age

[@fadedpajamas]

@@marsajib 🤣

[@ebbyc1817]

I agree!😀

[@jackieweaver3884]

the mighty duo we didn't know we wanted but we definitely _needed_

[@null9546]

I think _a lot_ of us wanted it

[@thebrownieguy7247]

love your username 😂😂

[@adi5877]

*so you the one who pissed off fat thor*

[@TheAakeeb93]

you are noobmaster?? from endgame

[@sneezu]

who said we didnt want it, _everyone_ should have wanted it

[@wilmafistfit4788]

Why are you hurting petunia!! John: she’s hurting me!!

[@CarlosdabinCarlosdabin]

John reassuring us that his grandmother is alive and well and being so insistant on it really makes it sound like he murdered her

[@sarah20011]

"My grandmother, who's alive... That's not the only thing about her" What are 3 other things about her?

[@elishaarup1910]

She's NEW IN TOWN

[@oryasp]

Elisha Arup And it gets WORSE

[@safala]

@@oryasp She’s gay.

[@presteeto]

@@safala aids

[@asafupps]

@@presteeto Asian

[@Semzi10]

I like how they're 3 years apart and John Mulaney is acting like he's 7,000 years older lololol

[@TheAmityElf]

This is why Tumblr thinks he's immortal.

[@jauxro]

what are you, the immortality police? im sure he's a perfect mortal age

[@cobalt1754]

"Piglet gargoyle" is possibly the best description of Petunia I've ever heard. Also, this Hasan and John crossover episode is lit. I eagerly anticipate their new album.

[@jam2182]

they have a new album coming out? wuuuttt?

[@ginettep904]

"Dude you have to text your dad back", funny and genuine at the same time. Love it

[@aween42]

The way Hassan looks at the teens as they’re asking their questions anxious If it’s a good question and lookin at John for approval is honestly the cutest thing ever

[@Hotpink51]

I really appreciated him looking at the teens when speaking to them. It's like a lil sign of respect, and I know as a teen I always appreciated when adults showed mutual respect when we spoke instead of just being dismissive while expecting automatic respect from me.

[@Emlyofthestate]

“I can’t think of a question that would make me want to let you text anyone on my phone anything you would want??” “Lorne Michaels” “Take my phone.”

[@ceruleantear1]

I really wish we could have heard the whole question...

[@sierramist066]

cerulean tear same its pissing me off that he never finished it!!! 😂🙄

[@danteogara8787]

Probably Lorne Michaels or his wife

[@HT-pl8du]

what happened between him and Lorne Michaels?

[@Emlyofthestate]

Hannah T anyone whose ever worked for SNL is terrified of Lorne

[@victoriamk6693]

MY TWO FAVOURITE ASIAN AMERICANS

[@suda1331]

Hasan and Abeer?

[@victoriamk6693]

suda1331 John had an early bit in his first stand up special (New in Town) about how he was confused for being an Asian American kid. and he was bullied for being Asian American in school... despite not being asian American. He explains it better than I do! Here’s a link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYmQeqmJq8dmiJI

[@himax4006]

THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@bigstunna2049]

Haha some of John's best bits

[@cinnamonangel5440]

LMAO

[@calnommer]

If Hasan and John had been existing in the same universe for so long and were aware of each other's existence why has seeing them in the same scene taken so damn long?

[@adibayasmin1640]

Oh man i just had a hard time believing they were from the same universe for some reason

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

Calamum Nomen Time Travel...let it marinate...it works.

[@Figs3]

It's more than just existing tbh. He's said in other interviews that John is legitimately someone he looks up to, and he is Hasan's mentor. Also until these past few years John was known for being a writer. So he's a more behind the scenes person. So they might have hung out when the cameras were off.

[@brbapappa]

I'm just amazed they are about the same height.

[@theGingerAutist]

the comedian netflix universe

[@Faro0ky]

John Mulaney is somehow 37 and 65 years old at the same time. How does he do that?

[@flash_flood_area]

And 10 yrs, also

[@girlgamer4444]

Honestly he looks like 25 to me for some reason

[@MsRunningInRain]

37????

[@ben-san9677]

He spent too much time with George St. Geegland.

[@keilamccutcheon5845]

Rebecca yeah dude he’s actually 37 isn’t it crazy???

[@Talkingperfectly-loud]

“Don’t try to act too young because it’s just weird” is EXACTLY what John Mulaney meant when he said teenagers will make fun of you but in a very specific and devastating way 😂

[@kiranwingelaar7009]

yes, and also what south asian people will say. Isn't this the same girl who asked Mulaney about Russell Peters? 🤪Why would you blow your one chance to share a stage with a comedy great and mention Russell Peters. The kid was taking a dig at him and that was not cool.

[@superflueous]

A hug of solidarity between two middle aged dudes in the face of the cruelty of youth...turn that into a greeting card!

[@krissie3881]

I love how John took the children's questions seriously and answered them honestly and hilariously in true Mulaney fashion. He's hands down my favorite comedian.

[@SirenOfTheSea88]

Yeah! He explains things to them thoroughly but doesn’t talk down to them

[@nestorknows]

30 minutes of Minhaj and Mulaney? It’s a (day after) Christmas miracle.

[@noaht3087]

Two wise men.

[@luzhope3296]

That's lol funny

[@nabeelkhan7506]

And that day is called boxing day

[@AmaraEmme]

nestorknows there are 12 days of Christmas starting on 12/25, ending on 1/6 :)

[@melodywu7254]

Abeer is basically Hasan’s adopted son.

[@devans00]

Next time Abeer will be Hassan’s height, then taller. 😃

[@taya786]

I thought I was the only one thinking this..And I know hes short but he will be really tall..lol

[@maryemal-ali1003]

Omg next time Hasan makes a video saying Abeer isn’t my son and does a DNA test 😂

[@cj-md6id]

i love the fact that comedy is so diverse now; the representation in the asian american community is so amazing to see i love that john mulaney is at the forefront of this asian american community

[@skyejacques]

😂

[@marcialsblendshair6088]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@waterlillymiller3207]

@MrMagooo He is Irish, when he was a kid he was bullied for being Asian-American even though he wasn't.

[@viksaggu9085]

John is a proud Chinese woman

[@AzeezahIbraheem]

I really like how all the kids are standing according to their height.

[@bennyton2560]

cured my OCD

[@Nestedforloop]

Just indian things

[@bioluminescent13]

"stand in height order" unlocked memories I thought were dead

[@alfie6441]

@@bioluminescent13 you and someone of similar height sizing each other up to decide who goes to the back of the line

[@Gvn2fly9]

I want a whole hour of John Mulaney explaining celebrities to teens.

[@nightsgrow6575]

Yes please!!

[@DeathnoteBB]

I’m 24 but I want a whole hour of John Mulaney explaining things to me

[@greifstricken]

hasan and mulaney..... netflix has been reading the millenial wish list and DELIVERING

[@shreyagokhale7005]

IFKRRR

[@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932]

AnD GEn Z!!

[@saturn1523]

my gen z heart is bursting

[@bigstunna2049]

Us gen z been loving Hasan and mulaney for awhile

[@MsBettyRubble]

Gen X too

[@madyjules]

I love how the young lady who answers John’s question at the end... reacts instantly to be sure she didn’t hurt John’s feelings. Her immediate display of empathy is exactly what Mulaney alluded to when Hassan asked him, “What’s unique about the present generation of kids & younger teens?”😊

[@God_3712]

yes!

[@bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8]

Well I dont think thats a generational thing 2 be honest. Like I dont think kids who were mean or cruel wouldve been chosen 2 participate in that kind of stuff. Also when ur a kid growing up in a very diverse and liberal area you tend to be a lot more open and empathetic towards others because that is whats taught. That's how it was 4 me growing up in the 90s in the princeton area with all kinds of indians and asians at my school. We had a very diverse community. Shout out to central NJ kid at the end there!! He was 18 so technically not a kid but hey. And if u dont believe me lemme tell a quick story. In 6th grade this 1 guy in class said I was going to hell cuz im Jewish and ofcourse I was super upset about it (plus this dick was ALWAYS picking on me 4 literally anything including the size of my juice boxes & how pale I was) and we had a whole class/teacher formal meeting about it where everyone had to learn it wasnt ok to say things like that even if it was taught in your religion & that religion is beliefs, it doesnt mean any of them are true or correct & most churches dont take every word of the Bible literally anymore anyway and we have to respect eachothers feelings etc. There were other incidents where people were mean and our school did not tolerate it. Meanwhile in other states or areas there were and are insane things going on like gay bashing and rampant bullying and it's basically totally tolerated there or was when I was a kid so I think while we continue 2 make progress as a society on our maturity and empathy etc, where u live and the politics, religion and diversity around that play a big part.

[@667nine]

Yes

[@ginao6810]

I love that she wasn’t trying to be a smart ass. She was so earnest in her delivery, which is the only way it’s funny.

[@safinotullah]

John Mulaney dissing on boomers is a mood.

[@Tasnim33]

💯

[@richarddweckcomedy]

Safi Ullah Khan he’s gen x so it’s awesome

[@jennifermcardle6029]

Richard Dweck I think technically he’s early millennial, most places start millennials at 1980-2 and he was born in 82

[@layne721]

@@jennifermcardle6029 yeah, he's about my age, born around or just after 80. read somewhere recently that some are starting to call us xennials? like a micro-generation between Gen X and Millenials, because we don't really fit in with either one. we've just always been lumped in with people either slightly older or slightly younger than us.

[@regularusername5516]

@@jennifermcardle6029 that's so surprising to me, he has such mid-40s energy

[@mixn5919]

"put on a suit, we're going to the worst thing you've ever been to" accurate description of going to church as a kid haha

[@ZannaZatanna1]

specifically a funeral

[@MisssKayy]

I think he was referring to a funeral there

[@TheMonroemomma]

Also, John lost a brother when he was a kid. I think that’s why he reacted so strongly to a child telling him that a lost loved one would always be in their heart.

[@ConanThreepwood]

@@TheMonroemomma can you tell me where you read/saw that? sounds interesting

[@hannahanneabraham97]

@@ConanThreepwood He mentioned it in a Stephen Colbert interview. I think it's titled "Stephen and John bond over being altar boys' something like that.

[@hanaomer4419]

“Do you have a minute to talk about the anti-vax movement?” Hasan noooo 😂

[@Jennaros1ty]

I'm extremely interested in the response because their reactions and John's "I gotta go call my dad" at the very end. It is a question that will keep me up at night.

[@mariasanchezm.364]

Ok 😏😐

[@highsun76]

If you like someone you're talking too, you subconsciously mimick their actions. I've never seen a better example then this scene 13:54

[@immortxelle]

Aw

[@joycesalome39]

Good catch. I wouldn't have noticed it if not for this comment.

[@mcrorfob]

Omg two poses subconsciously mimicked

[@kaitlyns3414]

that’s so cute

[@marco5030]

@@mcrorfob hands held together, hand at the chun, hands holding opposite elbow.

[@_swapnil_]

I want to see these two men participate in a presidential debate as candidates.

[@elizaheathen]

with John Oliver and Nick Kroll

[@frankenshake]

And halfway through they just go “no wait we can’t fight like this” and join forces.

[@ashleyh2578]

🙏

[@42c28]

The collab I wanted but I didn't think I would get yessssss!

[@daniyaparvez2143]

fuck thats what exactly my emotions were but its so timely bc he has a new netflix special coming out 🙌

[@shreyagokhale7005]

Amenn

[@happypeace8930]

Shreya Gokhale the collab I didn’t know I wanted until I got it 😂

[@ricanqueen3417]

Definitely! 💯

[@mayarodriguez9126]

Inferno Blizzard omg same!

[@eunicelin223]

John really should host the Oscars.

[@lilyhawkes5578]

Petition for John Mulaney and Nick Kroll to do a full on 20 minute monologue for Oscars

[@no_peace]

He should host everything

[@darlahenri8095]

He may

[@victoriaodegaard1]

"Don't try to act too young" John Mulaney: "But I'm a tall child... that's my whole schtick"

[@brooke7656]

lmfaooo true 😭😭

[@mahzabinnn]

*mitski song insues*

[@fruitoson4227]

JOHNS FATHER IM- “greatly enjoyed the conan interview” THATS SO SWEET YOU UNGRATEFUL TALL CHILD TEXT YOUR FATHER BACK

[@that_dam_baka]

There's that moment when Jon's like, “Don't send my Dad something too weird, your sister still works for him.” I think that's why Hasan waited so long to do a colab, he was afraid.

[@sophieschnake4742]

I really like that this comment spelled Hasan's name right but not John's

[@that_dam_baka]

@@sophieschnake4742 😂 I assumed autocorrect would handle it. John is a pretty standard name. But I think I'll keep it.

[@gabrielavillanueva9408]

The nervousness in John Mulaney’s face when Hasan had his phone 😂 omgggg

[@srushtipawar5488]

THATS A TRUE MILLENNIAL

[@amityislandchum]

It's weird seeing John Mulaney in jeans.

[@ZannaZatanna1]

Tan's work!

[@PeachWNK]

I was going to say that! It’s the outfit Tan picked out!

[@honeypot6719]

When he came out I was like "Wait...John Mula-? Oh-! He's not wearing a suit."

[@user-qn4tq2qt5m]

It's so attractive

[@lianah7837]

HES SO CASUAL WHAT

[@sophb8302]

“you’re on a sinking ship with lorne michaels a-“ “alright, here’s my phone.”

[@caro6968]

Hasan looks at the kids like a strict dad lol

[@salvatorechick]

Like dont disappoint, keep yourselves in check, this is the John mulaney.

[@phoenixliv]

The kind that might pull up to McDonalds with his family for one small black coffee?

[@caro6968]

@@phoenixliv oh my god exactly like that

[@chinesecooking5876]

Lol yessss

[@hyperbookslover]

He channeled his inner desi dad

[@jennifervasquez]

I need a full netflix special of john mulaney explaining important figures in american pop culture cause as a first gen chicana i also dont understand who most figures are or their importance and id like to be in the know

[@jennifervasquez]

It was weird af during that point in time where a bunch of these figures where dying n everyone was really sad about it n i had never even heard of most of them

[@Fincayra15]

Jennifer Vasquez 😂

[@thegreatsalad]

I haven't heard of most of them, but I don't live in the US either so 😅

[@noodle_fc]

John was funny, but honestly I don't think he gave very accurate impressions. Like he's not exactly _wrong_ about Stevie Nicks, but given what he said, you're still not going to understand 80% of references to her. Like yeah, frustrated mom playing her music in the car is true. Weirdo sorceress vibe is true. But from his account you wouldn't know that she was a legit rock star first. Cover of Rolling Stone multiple times legit. To '60s and '70s kids, she's someone who is cool and who it's cool to like. Most of his other answers are similarly one-faceted accounts. Funny though.

[@archraskal]

Jennifer Vasquez. You know, that's actually a bit fucked up on your part. What...do you speak English with a heavy accent as well? It's really dumb that you grew up in such a cultural bubble.You should rage at your parents for their neglect to assimilate you into the America that surrounded you. Most American pop culture figures are well-known internationally as well. This would also go beyond the anglosphere.

[@meredithispunk]

Had no idea John mulaney listing vague details about old celebrities could bring me such joy

[@blurryink115]

can we just appreciate the fact John Mulaney called up reception so people won't send Hasan Alcohol

[@hannahanneabraham97]

No I believe other people probably did send Hasan alcohol (he can't very well stop them from sending it) but John just wanted to be sure to send up a gift Hasan could actually use/appreciate.

[@Keekswinds]

John: I’m thinking like 50-60 not funny Me in Mick Jagger voice: NOT FUNNY

[@ViraMotorko]

…in John's version of Mick Jagger's voice.

[@jessicavasquez-luna8087]

STOP LMFAO I READ THAT IN JOHNS IMPRESSION OF MICK JAGGER

[@shamelessstacib7351]

NAUGHT FUNNAY Diet Coke!

[@sahithinallani4034]

john has no suit .WHAT?!

[@Faisaldegrt]

Hasan Minhaj effect

[@cl6998]

Or Tan France effect?

[@Faisaldegrt]

@@cl6998 Tan has made Hasan's fashion sense better times 10

[@skyejacques]

Tan France dammit! I loved the suit and tie lol

[@sugarsri]

I was just thinking that he looks so chic omg

[@subhanarif9902]

That tall boy should try comedy he is kinda good

[@Jellyfishfan24]

Yeah, he should try stand up, I think it would be good for him to get out there. Just hope he doesn't stay out too late, he looks kinda tired

[@prisb40]

He's got a name, John Mulaney, pls use it that's rude

[@dez8316]

@@frog8333 r/whoosh

[@ShubhThakkar]

@@frog8333 He's obviously joking dude

[@ShubhThakkar]

@@prisb40 Ever heard of a thing called sarcasm?

[@Emre.55]

I like how the girl was desperately trying to comfort him with "No offense! No offense!" after completely destroying him with a single phrase 😂

[@audreywaight6828]

Emre sooo savage lmao

[@celinak5062]

What ways should old people renew themselves tho Okay so in the comments people are complementing them on the Tan inspired outfits

[@xx___x]

She was super mean.

[@i-love-comountains3850]

@@xx___x I am trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, and say maybe she meant to say "don't act so young because it can come off as weird, in this day and age, to some people." but it came out "it seems weird" Especially if they don't know him. The hesitation before she said "weird," and the instant regret of her choice of words makes it seem like she just kindof didn't know how to phrase it on the spot. I myself was kindof like wtf? about the sack lunch bunch at first, but it's pretty wholesome to be trying to help the younger generation and give kids some relatable or healthy role models. M. Rogers type stuff idk. I'll withhold my judgment for now.

[@reen4450]

@@i-love-comountains3850 I feel like she was maybe just giving general "advice" to 37 year olds? Cause John's whole vibe tends to be older then he actually is. Dont act too young would be the furthest thing from my mind for advice for him lol At any rate she seemed a little flustered ,i doubt she was trying to be mean.

[@forr35t]

John's Dad: "I greatly enjoyed the Conan interview!!" John: Dad: John: Dad: John: Have you heard of the anti-vax movement

[@kayoh1233]

Him talking about dragging petunia and how Bulldogs are made from stone is literally how you know hes truly a dog person 😂 PREACH

[@andyp7821]

Mulaney's knowledge of certain aspect of pop culture proves that he's a recent immortal.

[@mysteryjellybean]

it's weird to see an interview occur while both people are standing

[@mebeIlona]

They both were clearly Tan France'd

[@jennbeth1]

John is a comic genius. He is so quick. So clever.

[@LadyOMyth]

"Why do adults always look so unhappy?" John Mulaney: Yes. I love this man's comedy.

[@darlahenri8095]

It is gravity not unhappiness

[@francescaellis8893]

“He did many things, and now he’s in prison.” Lol I can’t.

[@christinaiverson2009]

the way he so smoothly switched his unnoticed handshake offering to a hug at the end, my social anxiety could never

[@God_3712]

omg same lol

[@imaginareality]

Hasan is so quiet and still, it's almost worrying. He must really look up to John Mulaney.

[@rushajoshi4384]

"Try not to act too young cause it's just weird." John's face after he processed what she'd just said AHAHAHA

[@tuvoksg1]

The answer to all the kids’ questions about “why this person..?” was: Baby boomers.

[@devans00]

tuvoksg1 Welcome to my life as a Gen-Xer. It’s always about what Baby Boomers are into. 🙄

[@rimfire2010]

The only ppl these kids asked about were baby boomer era actors and musicians. Why didn't they ask about any gen x entertainers? Because they weren't as memorable or popular. Also the baby boomers made some of the Best classic rock music produced. It's Still popular worldwide and used in movies for soundtracks/backgrounds. Baby boomers have done some right and some wrong with their contributions to society, But So Has Every Generation Before us And Since us, so please stop with the 'ok, boomer' response. It's just disrespectful and dismissive to the whole generation that raised or helped raise the millennials and next generation after them.

[@charlestoncooper5265]

rimfire2010 ok boomer

[@rimfire2010]

@@charlestoncooper5265 good one, millennial

[@aaljustaal1890]

@@rimfire2010 Didn't they only ask about older references because that was the literal topic that they set for the conversation. Yknow, "references from around and before the 1980s-ish"

[@ihazthots]

I loved the "Truth or Text" game. Kinda wanted to hear the full question though. Oh well. This was amazing. MORE!!!! MORE!!!!!

[@calisongbird]

muamurko right??? Me too!

[@nurukira]

i guess for john he was thinking of the worst things he could be asked on television and the second he heard his ex-boss's name he was like NOPE TAKE MY PHONE I AINT RISKING IT

[@eaudejenny4215]

Definitely if you play with friends they're gonna text your crush 😂

[@21972012145525]

Aqilah Nasir ah, ok. I knew I heard the name somewhere.

[@lemonielala3080]

British comedian Michael McIntyre regularly does this on his show with celebrities too, except he sends some weird-ass text to everyone in the person's contacts (often including like the builder that did their bathroom renovation last year). The episodes are on KZbin, the bit is called Send to All.

[@wildoatling]

So...we all know Tan definitely dressed both of them, right?

[@yashkatare3303]

Tan is amazing.

[@dinosaurchickennuggets5138]

Haha I thought about that when John wasn’t in a suit

[@AryakiM]

Yesssssss

[@dave210yt]

​@@dinosaurchickennuggets5138 I thought, "oh, he's not in a suit"

[@wildoatling]

MaryAnn Brown Congrats on recently emerging from your coma. We missed you.

[@alexandrarose149]

Hasan's pose at 20:55 is the most bollywood f**kboi pose ever

[@m.s6289]

HHaahahhahahahaaaaaaa

[@pilarpanizza871]

hahahahahahahahaha I wish Hasan reads this comment

[@haechanverse]

How the hell does one even pose like that unconsciously

[@owlright7524]

LMAOO GOOD CATCH

[@emankhurram]

I NOTICED THAT TOO ITS OK HE WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS JOHN MULANEY

[@doctorduskofficial]

Cuffed jeans are reserved for bisexuals and John Mulaney only

[@bennyton2560]

this!

[@johnsnow9210]

"I have made my peace with not knowing." My 2019 in a sentence.

[@ruth-br6tl]

John Mulaney will never not be funny. Personally, I’m can’t wait until he is doing standup with a cane.

[@kyqueenn]

Tan is in the back crying bc of how good their outfits look.

[@FountainOfYoot]

Mulaney always sounds like a 40s baseball commentator. It's a treat.

[@mariapazdla]

ok but why are my two crushes here? i feel that this was made specifically for me

[@miaroberna6522]

lol me tooooooo

[@jazsisante]

Sameee! 😂💕

[@God_3712]

don't call me out like this

[@fairy5668]

John Mulaney: "dog detectives or whatever that is" *rumbling in the distance* *tables shaking* *china falling off shelves* *mob approaching* Horde of angry 5 year olds: "IT'S. CALLED. *PAW PATROOOOOOLLLLLLLL"*

[@user-ev9yz1yb7l]

Ohh I was thinking blues clues... am I old now??

[@urmomlovesme811]

Scooby Doo??

[@fairy5668]

@@user-ev9yz1yb7l But that's only one or two dogs at most. Dog detectives sounds like a squadron of dogs

[@no_peace]

I didn't know what era he meant so i was like wishbone? McGruff?

[@medhyak148]

The fact that people have named multiple dog detective shows like that’s just a sub-genre of tv shows now

[@leetledrummerboy]

I love that he calls the dog by name but the wife is "a wife" lmao

[@julianaarevalo9820]

Because “wife” has some kick ass to it

[@Cruxador]

Wife doesn't want to be a public figure, probably. Dogs are always down for attention.

[@bealtesandfloyd]

“Tons of people were Jewish.” -John Mulaney, 2019.

[@CuttinUpGetGapped]

I can FEEL the anxiety coming from John when he hands his phone over.

[@cgyarn]

John's face when that girl said, "Try not to act too young, cause it's just weird," was priceless 😂

[@anaugrinoska1836]

Hasan and his sort of delayed reaction as well 😂😂

[@joysh]

Look at our boys, listening to Tan's advice.

[@danteogara8787]

Joy Roy I’m so proud of them

[@priyankabanka2714]

Such a tender moment when he says at the end that he’s gonna go call his dad. 32:59

[@tai9705]

You could see the guilt kicking in as soon as Hasan told him to text his dad back. lol

[@Lolzmysterygirl101]

i was looking for a comment to point it out

[@whimsicalstray]

There was also that moment where Hasan joked about inviting Mulaney's dad the the toupée party and John instinctively reached towards his phone in his jacket. It was on his mind the whole time.

[@ayushibhanja]

@@whimsicalstray that's so beautiful why am I getting choked up

[@ivy16x81]

Ahh yes, my favorite John Mulaney special: "New Kid Gorgeous in Town"

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

Let's just have a show that's 30 minutes per episode of John explaining outdated/adult concepts to Abeer.

[@inesmachadocasamentos2828]

You can tell John has been hanging out with kids, he can really speak on their level

[@Einhornsunicorns]

John Mulaney is America’s sweetheart.

[@AgusleoHalim]

33 minutes deep cuts?! Santa is real!!

[@shifa444]

ok but can we take a moment to appreciate the tupperware teens

[@rafac9163]

LOL oh my god I love how as soon as Mulaney walked in, the first thing I utter is, "Oh, this is John post-Tan." Bless Tan helping these men haha

[@PriskilaFlores]

I'm going to start calling hell "fire penalty"

[@hawarahman3825]

Is Mulaney where Drew Gooden gets his comedic inspiration? They literally have the same voice/cadence to their punchlines, if I didn't see his face I would easily confuse the two....

[@katief.2280]

Hawa Rahman Drew has said he looks up to John Mulaney before in videos, so yes I suppose

[@hawarahman3825]

Katie F. Oh I have never seen him say that, but thanks! I would’ve never known, but it makes sense..

[@angelfranklynn2702]

i love drew ^•^

[@aydenpotts7019]

Dude I actually got confused between drew and john a lot damn.

[@rimurutempest4945]

I was just watching Drew Gooden before this and I’ve always thought that

[@haninefz]

i was having a bad day , and then you posted this Over the moon right now , bc i love you both

[@HouseMDaddict]

The description of the fruit cup is SO accurate.

[@MarwahFarhan]

I could watch John and Hasan talk for hours.

[@EmilyYeh1833]

Hasan and John are my last two braincells trying to figure out how to get through life

[@inasaira8380]

i could watch an entire hour long daily show of john mulaney just explaining pop culture things.