Hasan Minhaj's Groupon Proposal Fail

Hasan talks about the birth of his daughter, his crazy Groupon wedding proposal that didn't work out so well, and his new Netflix show 'Patriot Act.'
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Hasan Minhaj's Groupon Proposal Fail
• Hasan Minhaj's Groupon...

[@spdcrzy]

Only Hasan could make an entire mini routine out of a talk show segment. LMAO

[@maggiemcfly5267]

Dude, Kumail Nanjiani

[@dasom5395]

IKR

[@denM-ey3vb]

Most comedians do this during interviews.

[@spenser9908]

Seinfeld did it way before.

[@theotherside931]

*I never knew an engagement story would be this funny.* *Thank you Hasan Minhaj.*

[@SAINTOFSITCOMS]

The Other Side *Hussein

[@theotherside931]

@@SAINTOFSITCOMS *No. It's "Hasan".*

[@cheesecakelasagna]

The Other Side no it's Sadam.

[@noorishataef6477]

That’s very bold of you

[@sourandcream]

you should watch John Mulaney's lol

[@justinklay5570]

He's an amazing story teller

[@Rahulpatee]

Exactly. That is what I was thinking as he's narrating that story.

[@Blue-hq4fo]

You should watch his stand up on Netflix, it's hilarious, great storytelling, and even very emotional it's called "Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King". HIGLY recommend (10/10).

[@justinklay5570]

@@Blue-hq4fo i have watched that more than 5 times and that is amazing like you said.

[@Blue-hq4fo]

That's awesome Justin! It's my favorite stand up special ever. It's totally worth watching that many times!

[@nikkid8834]

@@Blue-hq4fo yes! I did a NetFlix search right after the video

[@VARMOT123]

He is an outstanding storyteller.he was excellent in his Netflix special “homecoming king”

[@pamela8330189]

I saw it like at 2 o clock in the morning and I think it changed my life💀😂

[@motherduckery3186]

Thanks for the recommendation. I just watched it and it was phenomenal.

[@lilquorey723]

And now he has his own Netflix late night show. The sky is the limit for this guy.

[@Raylor]

homecoming king would have you laughing and time will just fly by

[@auburnpulu7949]

Is this guy Zahil in the new xmas royal wedding movie?

[@mirandapow2230]

Who was hanging on to every word of his engagement story it was hilarious

[@sidskysingh]

That made me so emo yo!

[@MyGaga13]

"Mr. Hussein"....."Mr. Sadam"...lol.

[@HH-gv8mx]

That was the best. He's a riot.

[@r0nsHiz]

is this hansan manaja

[@taylor7077]

When did he say that?

[@MyGaga13]

@@taylor7077 It starts at 4:55 when he pretends to be on the phone.

[@taylor7077]

@@MyGaga13 thanks ❤

[@sherryflavour3791]

I saw him live in New York, this guy had EVERYONE laughing untill they pissed themselves!

[@AishwaryaNet]

I want to see him live

[@4bitnetwork]

He's hilarious live, saw him as well and he handled some dude heckling him super well

[@TagRoss]

Remind me not to be a janitor wherever he's playing.

[@OmerTheGreatOne]

That must have stank!

[@ajkeel]

That sounds messy

[@viralityfactor987]

"Proposals are for richer" Word 👍

[@jrms2589]

"Mr. Hussein.." I died 💀

[@iz723]

"Sadaam" lol

[@rax816]

Imagine how he felt..

[@milaaquariosoulinc4994]

I died at Sadam LOL🤣

[@kevinroland8481]

Then how did you comment

[@mofeadeyemi8072]

Hasan manaja

[@DrAdnan]

I wish I was this comfortable on camera.

[@aliayeesha]

You'll get there

[@DrAdnan]

aliayeesha Thanks!

[@cheesecakelasagna]

aliayeesha I agree, we'll get there. It just takes time and practice.

[@ayushalder]

I know wtf

[@tena1489]

Word 😭

[@TheOpenlot]

Wait..... He said “ I came through in the clutch.” Damn. Man is brilliant 😂👏👏👏

[@LaReign]

Kelly Lindsey Kimmel set it up with the “you hit the game winner” though. He played off of him well though

[@user-zx5js1xc1l]

I don’t get it

[@Blue-hq4fo]

You guys should watch his stand up on Netflix, it's hilarious, brilliant storytelling, and even very emotional it's called "Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King". HIGLY recommend (10/10).

[@shreyassuresh7924]

Eeshwetha Maran he ejaculated at the right moment, so he “came” in the clutch

[@romeoshowfan7826]

THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS !!!!!!

[@PanjshirAfg]

i wanted to say the same thing.

[@omare7475]

I was just about to say the opposite!

[@KKomalShashank]

@Zayna Baig More love to you, brother. But both his parents are actually from Aligarh in India. And he himself was born in Davis, California.

[@tonyperez8833]

Loo

[@AishwaryaNet]

yes! love him ❤

[@jasonjohnson4803]

It is what it is... Great story!

[@johnpeters8731]

People, if we buy using groupon, please don't mention the fact that we bought using groupon

[@ZarkowsWorld]

They do it to out you, since you are getting the discount-version...

[@dynky333]

not gonna like this comment cause its at 666

[@hendrikstenzel8444]

lmao @@dynky333

[@leesong551]

4:26 "No one ever gets down at applebees and say hey will you marry me. " I love how he slipped that in, hahaha. Edit: Thanks for the likes guys.

[@harrypotteravenclaw]

Perfectly woven!

[@nikkid8834]

"It is what it is"

[@anaya1524]

FULL CIRCLE

[@manasibaindur3880]

Could you please explain this to me?

[@aminaouadah6987]

Me too please, I didn't understand it

[@bellz9113]

"just a casual hump day air balloon ride."

[@ayahfarhan9413]

6:39 “what if I open it & a bird is like oh it’s a shiny worm” 😂😂😭👌🏽

[@homaghezel3272]

I'm not indian,but as an Asian seeing other Asians breaking the records of Billboard 200 charts(bts)and an anindian Comedian attracting alot of attention and a philipino girl singing like angels at "the voice"and an originally Asian winner of the "AGT" makes me proud.

[@kelly2fly]

red hair homa Represent

[@nahor88]

I just kinda wish he didn't marry a South Asian woman... he's not helping the Brown-American cause. And what's worse, I bet his parents encouraged him to marry a South Asian doctor.

[@prai1063]

nahor88 wtf???

[@margaritam.9118]

nahor88 Yeah, seems weird. If he was a British Indian, he’d definitely marry an Englishwoman.

[@junnecita3121]

nahor88 are you kidding me?! He is a Muslim and he married a Hindu woman! XD THAT, my friend, is rebellion! In Homecoming King he even tells that story. Her SISTER HAD TO INTERVENE SO HIS PARENTS WOULD AGREE TO MEET BEENA’S PARENTS! XD you know, the world is not “white/black/generic brown people”. There are tons of cultures within these groups you simply call “brown” or “black”. Like, I’m Latinamerican (which you might call brown, I guess), but if I was to marry, say, an Otavaleño (which is a culture from MY OWN COUNTRY), their parents would HATE ME! And IM A DOCTOR! For a Muslim like him to marry a Hindu like Beena, because of love..., that’s way more defiant than marrying some Caucasian girl just for what you consider “the cause”

[@erajijji1151]

"it is what it is," that clever callback at the end had me rolling

[@luuketaylor]

Hasan is seriously one of the best comedians of this decade. Full of life, energy, enthusiasm, and more cross-country humor than you can shake a stick at.

[@prashantbhatia6426]

4:55 Well done, Hasan Minhaj. That was so subtle, but impactful. How white folks repeatedly mispronounce our names. As an Indian-Australian, I'd be damned if at least once every few weeks, one white person doesn't act racist and intentionally mispronounces my name. Hats off to Hasan for what he just did there. Calling out discrimination. Thanks.

[@shalini_sevani]

I don't think that I have ever had a teacher that got my name right! It is not even a hard name!

[@FNA27601]

Prashant Bhatia nobody’s ever getting your name right bro

[@harishshankar6503]

Don't you think it's racist to think they "intentionality mispronounce" without knowing why? Indian names are definitely tough to pronounce :)

[@mkpeters100]

so Chinese, Africans, and Latinos always pronounce your name properly?

[@benjiwyatt8812]

"Prashant" is too hard to say? Which one of those two syllables is too difficult to make out? Few Indian (or non-white in general) names are as hard as white people make them out to be. It's just that they give up as soon as they see a name that's not Kaeitlynne.

[@hammadali594]

I'm impressed that Mr. Hussein stuck through with the proposal, if I was Mr. Saddam I would've done it another day.

[@kerrie790]

Haha. He said her parents were gonna call so he was under time pressure

[@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@pdaniels6606]

God he's attractive - those eyes

[@paigemccoy8526]

P Daniels Right???

[@AishwaryaNet]

Indian people have the most beautiful eyes ❤

[@calebmatthews2026]

Riiiiiiiiiight???? Knew I couldn't be the only one. Then again, my name is Jake. 😏🤔

[@SK-hd1yk]

Joe Black I look like my dad 😂😂😂😂

[@rosedalinevaletine6931]

@Joe Black Actually, it is believed in many parts of the world, including my country, a girl who looks like her dad will be beautiful.

[@luegenres1411]

"Hello, is this Hansen Minaja?"

[@vudinh8427]

Slight detail, but it's stuff like that that killed me. Hasan is awesome

[@vq2vx]

I thought he said Handsome Minaja 😂 Funny either way

[@ruthtryphosa]

Jimmy feels like a foreigner on his own show 😉

[@carlossandersoncastillo8934]

I Like his comedy he's not vulgar clean comedy

[@MusiQ8dict]

A rarity these days. Otherwise comedy is synonymous with vulgarity

[@IMP3TIGO]

Yeah, there's only so much of raunchy comedy you want to hear when you want to laugh. Love Chappelle and Rock but get tired of all the p***** jokes.

[@lillgathogo]

His Patriot Act is full of vulgar language though... can't watch it😑

[@mohammedimran-ow6je]

@@lillgathogo No dude

[@ichliebedichauch3420]

@@lillgathogo I watch patriot act a lot and it's probably the least vulgar comedy show I have ever seen. But even if that's too much for you, then probably you are still a kid!!

[@corrinebeau8869]

ohmy I literally laughed all through 8 minutes 58 seconds!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Hasan is just so GREAT!!!

[@shanafehr]

He llorado de la risa, el segmento completo!

[@corrinebeau8869]

shanafehr i know right! 😂😂 he seriously gets better and better!!!

[@bubbells2111]

Same .... 😂😂😂

[@bt7_tx5]

I am your 1k like 😉

[@0arjun077]

NASA launch😂😂😂😂 lmfao

[@Kiba0Shino0Hinata]

the way he set up applebee’s early on and then let’s you forget about it in order to make the punchline even stronger is absolutely brilliant

[@yadanalin]

“I got to married up” every Asian problem 😂

[@banglaanimeproject9036]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@inayahcee3131]

I think he just performed one of his comedy standup bits at a talk show

[@everybodyloveshigh5s]

that's generally what comedians do, they have the host set up a story/bit that they prepare ahead of time

[@Tolu1994]

Lol best proposal story ever. 😂 Congratulations on the baby!

[@ibrahimdiiriye2180]

he always make me laugh 😂😂

[@REALNESS101]

Is he muslim tho

[@raqeebkratos]

@@REALNESS101 yeah he is a Muslim

[@faufaumeowmeow3737]

@@raqeebkratos Alhamdulillah. 😊

[@adrianramirez6848]

this guy is great at telling stories. the descriptions, funny imagery, and the vocal tone is perfection.

[@bridge4]

never heard of him. this dudes funny

[@tanishaq]

You missin big thing then

[@yuvrajsingh8960]

bruh moment

[@EBKEC_Nishita_Tailor]

You should check out his show PATRIOT ACT on Netflix its amazing

[@r.h.6249]

this was so funny.....i really think he's gonna be a wonderful comdian....i can already see the improvements....he's gonna make it big

[@nidajaved7481]

Dude he’s made it already

[@MAGirlable]

He's already got a Netflix special, he stars in movies AND he's a correspondent on The Daily Show. I think he's pretty big.

[@amzharpyro]

Well... not so much about the daily show.

[@ms0824]

Watch his special "Homecoming "

[@sanjogh777]

What world do you live in?

[@EdwardSinclair]

His eyes are so expressive and full of positive energy, It's amazing. I've never seen such expressive eyes before, well not on a human at least (cartoons?).

[@tutuimti7887]

Wowww....who the hell is this guy . I laughed my butt off throughout the entire video ...awesome 👏 ! Jimmy Didn't even get a second to ask questions 😂😂😂

[@taurusking_1997]

We can burn calories through another way 😎😏

[@DawoodMurad]

jimmy was so intimidated. Hasan stole the show.

[@msha3lkh994]

he's actually really funny in a very genuine way. I wasn't ready for this lol

[@clickmypicture752]

'You gotta get ready for ovulation like it's a nasa launch' lol wow

[@Yvaia]

That straight-to-cam "it is what it is" had me in stitches. Dude's so charming and talented, and his show is great.

[@ravenrox8241]

HASAN MINHAJ and JIMMY should do a bit . My boy is a killing machine !!!

[@tcyva4845]

I can burn so much calories just by listening to his jokes

[@therealmkposh]

Hassan is brown guy goals 😍❤️

[@el-pq9zx]

if your only goal is to BURN IN HELL

[@ahmadtarek7763]

@@el-pq9zx u r cute

[@zerk1044]

@@el-pq9zx what do u mean?

[@JahRandom]

@Physics Meonnx He means "if your heritage is anything other than white, anglo'-saxon, you're going to burn in hell. So basically, he means: "Hello. My name is e l, and I am a racist".

[@AishwaryaNet]

❤❤❤

[@dime1012]

If you like this guy, watch his Netflix comedy Special, it’s Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@amitwagh5798]

I feel special because I already heard this story when I went to his show 💀

[@SilentTrip]

You are so lucky...

[@arianprofit]

And it won’t be on Netflix:). So glad we didn’t miss it.

[@sl33pysl0th]

Right! He’s such a good storyteller. Laughed so hard when I saw him.

[@socrappyicoulddie]

It sucks he left the Daily Show but I CANNOT wait for his show

[@RashtaEinthisB]

Hasan looks WAY younger than he is

[@nicholassmith7048]

He's the ideal talk show guest.

[@lolipedofin]

The last of Stewart's original understudies, and boy what a group it has been.... All the on-camera talents in TDS are now Trevor's picks, hopefully they can thrive as awesome as Stewart's picks were.

[@soth1sol]

ronny chieng is better

[@lolipedofin]

Chieng is great, true.... and so is Roy Wood Jr. and Desi Lydic. I just felt, at least initially, Jordan, Jessica, and Hassan was somehow playing at different field than the new ones. They are the one who carries the perpetuity from Jon to Trevor, kept the flavor intact while Trevor slowly paints the show a new one. I love all the new correspondents now, but it is still worth remembering, that Hassan Minhaj was the last vestige of Jon Stewart's understudies.

[@chrissiek8706]

The baby of Stewart's comedy family 😊😊😊

[@LadyHashZ]

lolipedofin interesting fact

[@sdgdhpmbp]

I think they're all funny in their own right.

[@mar9560]

“It’s her Vietnam” 😂😂

[@TheZnnob]

"I wanna marry her she's a doctor i gotta marry up" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shmithun7853]

any girl here who think hasan minhaj attractive

[@SilentTrip]

I do ;)

[@AishwaryaNet]

❤

[@lolalee7479]

Hell Yeah....

[@moviefan595]

Yas 🕺

[@brysonrowden5322]

Yes very fine ass.

[@nutellalatte7522]

"I gotta marry up" 😂😂😂

[@kathyswisher7377]

"She's a Doc, I gotta marry up" hahaha. This guy is hilarious.

[@adindafarahfadila2802]

Omg why was jimmy not laughing his ass off??? hassan is the funniest lol

[@MarieRuby15]

I love the way he tells stories, this was so good

[@Antidadbodcoach]

Never seen this guy before, brilliant!

[@anjudangol7035]

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, you could catch him there too !

[@leenaahmed9418]

plz watch his white house correspondents dinner speech it's soo good

[@Antidadbodcoach]

@@leenaahmed9418 wow that was brilliant lol good shout thankyou 👍

[@MusiQ8dict]

The dude got his own show. Netflix: Patriot Act.

[@jeffpape6519]

Dude is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever seen. Amazing presenter

[@moud9523]

Damm Mashallah, Allah bless him, hi is acting like he’s the one who has the show😎👍🏽✊🏽

[@adfmo2195]

He’s soooo funny! What a cool guy.. so happy for him and his wife! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@AwesomeTrini]

Great interview, too short! Looking forward to his show.

[@viggyvanchi2716]

This routine was genius! He so slickly foreshadowed the Applebees and the "it is what it is" lines. Such respect for this comedian

[@salez1547]

One of the best story tellers ever!

[@gjcanada7454]

What a wonderful, beautifully told story! Wow! Also, the "Hello Hassan Minaja" sent me lmao!

[@ddlaine123]

He is a good story teller!!! Can’t wait to see more of him!!!

[@himanshudahiwale6894]

What an excellent narration. I'm taking notes.

[@andyramirez4293]

Jimmy looks pissed that their is someone who is naturally funnier and charismatic on his show he’s scared that he’ll take his job

[@deja1697]

I love this man so much. It brings humor on a whole different level, while targeting so many important issues so clearly

[@StrawberryBabyFilms]

Casually was watching the show last night and had never heard of this guy. He’s a great storyteller and unbelievably funny. Can’t wait to see more of him.

[@syrtech121]

His correspondents speech was the funniest speech I’ve ever heard he’s a natural

[@dragonwarrior1999got]

Hasan minhaj is my cousin 😊😊. His grandmom and my grandmom are sisters !!!!

[@MusiQ8dict]

Rizvi to hum bhi hain. But, we hv no roots in U. P

[@Khalil-lz1ws]

And i am his brother right

[@tombrady3970]

Nice

[@jixjus]

I really enjoyed hearing this story while he was on tour, now hearing it again after a year is still hilarious 😂

[@tamumaverick1323]

I love listening to his stories. His stand-up Homecoming King was great.

[@mohamadesmk]

I literally would like a 11 hours episode of Him just casually speaking 😭

[@chikai.3866]

Just like his comedy special! He's such a good storyteller.

[@N59410]

I laugh at this harder than some stand up sets. I love Hasan so much. He is hilarious! I’ve watched this interview so many times.

[@mariachow4353]

damn, such a great storyteller!

[@Jay-ds2eu]

This itself was a full on comedy special how does he come up with it on the spot!?

[@kidovna]

When he did the “you remember that day?” “No” bit and stared into the camera, I realised this man would be an absolute delete to use as references for an animation.

[@TheAvengu]

He literally did a set. Hilarious 😂 love the dude

[@judylmb8254]

He is just awesome. The first time I ever heard him was on Podcast Moth Radio "The Prom." I have been a fan ever since.

[@shivamjaiswal439]

I can see why Netflix gave him the show.. laughed so much I got tears!!

[@fabiscreatives]

what a wholesome interview

[@jasminebrar5305]

This guy is so funny... I could listen to him tell stories for hours... Super entertaining!

[@MissyASTB]

Actually so funnyyyy! Really enjoyed his timing!

[@Waterfallcreationsevents]

I loved every minute of this.

[@Who-qn5fl]

I became his fan after his Netflix special! indeed a genius comedian.

[@htinlinnhtoothan]

Respect. Cannot wait for his show.

[@Matt-hx4vn]

I would love to watch these two just talk about their lives as a special. Marriage, having kids, meeting celebrities. They are both fantastic story tellers, I'd pay to watch that.

[@kelador80]

That camera look when he says "it is what it is" thats a professional

[@argeshagan7407]

cant wait for his netflix show...

[@lia4762]

"And that's how mommy and daddy made you.."

[@shreyakrishnan8789]

*Oh it's a shiny worm* 😂😂😂 I love this man so much!

[@yawoelevn]

Great story teller

[@kTribb]

This man is pure Gold

[@vamanosninja4143]

I'm excited for his show. Happy he got it.

[@mikahong]

Love this man! Genuinely talented and passionate.

[@judemathew9852]

How does this interview sound like a set he prepared. Man he is too good

[@1q3er5]

they all are though for real - it's scripted ... still a good story though. I mean if you've ever seen bill burr on multiple talk shows - it's like a routine basically.