Hashtags:

[@justinthestickman]

2:02 "How would you like your eggs sir?" "Unraw please" LOL

[@0613apobangpo]

Unraw please

[@Klara0014]

Justin Huang I’m saying this next time I go to a restaurant with eggs

[@Klara0014]

Oh wow sorry I just realized this comment was from 3 years ago 😂

[@Transcendfinejewelleryonline]

I got a Barbie Camper, but I had no Barbie, so my Ken and my brother's G.I. Joe went camping together.

[@haelotny6523]

Transcend Fine Jewellery - I love it

[@johnathonwooters3420]

Hilarious

[@toaster19_32]

My brother didn't like his action figures so i adopted them to be my Barbie's pizza delivery dudes. My mom told me she'd explain why she found that hilarious once i got older.

[@shortielishus19]

😂 lol

[@mihikadeo]

Omg 😂😂

[@lilredmum]

When I was about 14 my grandmother sent us framed pictures of her cats...

[@irisb2110]

me as a grandma

[@kirabrown8061]

Stacey M were the cats cute?

[@jennifermurphy2662]

That's going to be me in 50 years 😂

[@DraganBakema]

Hahahah

[@dziendobre111]

I don’t get it....

[@wikeni9096]

Not me, but my sister: A pair of boots with the clearance tag reading $5 still on it... but they were both left-footed boots.

[@samerinaa]

Trying to tell your sister that she can't dance

[@NightshadeGoddess]

My sister and I got matching minion pyjamas from our mother, we are 20 and 27 years old!

[@MegaCadette55]

you're never too old for minion pyjamas

[@mollypipsqueak]

I'm wearing minion footies as we speak

[@annag886]

that sounds like the opposite of a problem...#BESTgiftever

[@XxSsaRaHxX]

Me (22) and my sister (24) still buy matching pajamas. Cause we think it’s funny

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

mollypipsqueak you rock that shit!!!

[@dominikwozniak2837]

"Gift of therapy". Or as I like to call it: "Holidays with family".

[@CapnShades]

+Semper Paratus Well, be prepared for it!...Oh wait. You always are.

[@dominikwozniak2837]

Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! Well done, my child. Well done!

[@CapnShades]

Semper Paratus Yay Latin!!! Who says it's dead? It's still the main language besides Italian in Vatican City (yes, it's a country all its own)

[@dominikwozniak2837]

+Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! And it's a root for languages spoken now by even 800 million people worldwide! And it has tremendous impact for almost every language possible (English too)! Post Scriptum: Butyrum. :D

[@marikswa]

+Semper Paratus o s t mus tis nt

[@RisaGreen]

The tweet about the dog reminded me of a story my grandmother told. She said she was pregnant the same time her family dog was. When she and my grandpa got home from the hospital they had the baby wrapped in a blanket. My mom lifted up the blanket for a peek and screamed, "why is there a baby? I wanted a puppy!!"

[@itsfriday9139]

I never had a worst gift, im the one that gives the worst gifts!! hehehehehe

[@karinapena8678]

MÍA WALKER WHAT ILOVE PAUL WALKER

[@itsfriday9139]

Karina Peña WTF...I have nothing to do with him

[@justforfunithink5211]

I give my parent the expelled

[@lollic307]

I give terrible gifts

[@FrethKindheart]

My grandma got me a toy guitar one Christmas. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. When I took it home, my mom and her then husband fought over it to play with it and broke it! I never got to even play with it before it was broken. I cried under the kitchen table. I could've been a guitar prodigy!!! To this day mom doesn't remember and it makes me mad.

[@maryglover9796]

she doesn't "remember" lmfao

[@jackcroftheripper]

its never too late to play guitar my boy ;)

[@SirWeibrot]

my brother and I both got a fake drivers licence, a toy car key, a toy smartphone and a photobook with our ugliest childhood pictures for our 18th birthdays my sister is next hehe :)

[@isabelllarsen856]

😂

[@fallontonight]

+Felix B. Haha you gotta keep that tradition going!

[@HanSolo1]

+Felix B. the fake drivers licences could come in handy lol

[@SirWeibrot]

***** Well you can clearly tell it's fake xD

[@ClaireClips]

+gman2255 I know a guy that can get you a real fake one (NOT)

[@LandoCali5]

When I was 10 my grandma went on a trip to Mexico and bought me back a shirt with leaves on it as a gift. The leaves were marijuana leaves.

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

LandoCali she was ahead of her time God bless her!

[@toaster19_32]

rad

[@starsigngirl9789]

Great present

[@cobb541]

My parents didn't buy me presents. #Orphan

[@MrStensnask]

+Batman liar. You were a spoiled, rich kid up until the moment you lost your parents

[@coolcatgal1]

LOL

[@mrs90s]

I LOL'd when I realized it was Batman commenting

[@badabing2302]

+MrStensnask u think he was less spoiled when they died and all the money went to him ? Gotham doesn't do it justice u know him and cat and silver were having mad coked out threesomes like every other night. You know Alfred was harsh pervin the whole thing from a closet too.

[@DrBrennan]

+Batman At some point, when we were "old enough" my parents stopped buying actual presents. for anything. It was cash for a while, which was good, but even that stopped eventually. I still miss the magic of Christmas and birthday presents.

[@Adua2000]

When I was 11, my dad got me a big wooden box without anything in it, and said: "You could use this right?"

[@logangreene3051]

Adua2000 Tbh, I'm liking your comment because of Zuko with a mustache.

[@yanab4]

Something my dad would do to this day lol

[@Natedog6284]

The names were even funnier than the tweets.

[@GameHound]

That is true! 😄

[@scarlettfox4048]

lol

[@MegaCadette55]

Nathan Alexander dagyo!

[@taco9051]

UnRawPotato

[@melissacrousse4217]

At my (12th?) birthday party, my best friend forgot to get me a gift. Knowing that I had a rock collection, he went to his driveway and filled a shoe box with gravel. Didn't bother wrapping it.

[@jademcdonald8523]

Questlove's laugh cracks me up

[@sandrafenderson9708]

+Jade Mac me too!

[@DylanCataldo]

+Jade Mac same.. I love it!

[@belsnickel9568]

Someone at my sister-in-law's church gave her a gift card for her birthday and then said," You'll have to put money on it though because it doesn't have any on it."

[@yanab4]

She should use it the gift card with her money and then give it back on their bday...be like here I used it ur turn happy bday

[@InkHeart17]

My dad (drills geology samples for the state survey) literally gave me a lump of coal for Christmas. He wrapped it up in a huge box and inside was this giant rock. Thanks, Dad.

[@ArmorOfGod7]

The Amazon reviews for that Ugly Little Boy book go all the way back to 1997!

[@kelseycoca]

my boyfriend gave a bunch of his shirts when he moved to Texas and that really helped me fall asleep without him until I moved down there a few months later. he even used clean shirts!!

[@jayleajones8483]

Years ago, my mom worked for a chiropractor who's mother in law got him a toilet seat for Christmas one year.

[@stobit874]

I loved the last one 😂👏🏽

[@Mo.dj7]

+Nelly That's me!

[@funkitupgaming3142]

you look really beautiful

[@still_reflection1914]

‘Twas 12:12pm, she was lost within the black hole of Jimmy Fallon #hashtag videos, with no end in sight. She gleefully watched on, as the stack of homework in the corner gathered dust and shed a single solitary tear at the horror of the procrastination before it, and her future self moaned and groaned about never getting enough sleep. Behold the horror.

[@r.scougal4696]

"The Ugly Little Boy" is actually a great science fiction book.

[@easytoslipE2S]

I looked it up...funnily, The Ugly Little Boy is science fiction while The Ugly Little Girl is a book on shitty self esteem in girls in real life lol. wth

[@caronstout354]

"The Ugly Little Boy" is a novella by Isaac Asimov about a women who raises a Neanderthal child brought into modern time via a time travel experiment.

[@judypasqualone5392]

Just one more hashtag, just one more hashtag, etc, etc.! Addicting.

[@thescriptusa7393]

when I was younger i was obsessed with phones and every year without fail my mother would take a phone box and put a hair brush in it. every year with out fail i would fall for it.

[@everything_outsiders9238]

For my brothers birthday one of his friends got him and Xbox game. We never had an Xbox. By the end of the party he convinced my brother to let him take it home so it wouldn't go to waste.

[@IceQueen975]

With the last one I just went "oooooooh!!!"Such a good burn (and lesson)

[@rosetyler2354]

Ha! That whole "Chazz Boo-tay Esquire" reminded me of Keeping Up Appearances. "That's Boo-Kay... B... U... C... K... E...T... No, no, not Bucket, it's Boo-Kayyy..." LMAO. Best ever.

[@debrakalz8413]

I loved that one.🤣

[@mukina]

When I was 11 my parents got me a cd, apparently forgetting that I didn't even have a radio, let alone a CD player ; _ ;

[@mrs90s]

Fun fact: Higgins wrote for SNL and worked with Jimmy Fallon there.

[@Vlogmoviesproduction]

+Melonie Zappa Higgins was a producer at SNL and a true legend i might add

[@anjanadevikumar]

Melonie Zappa Really? That is awesome!

[@thewiseoldherper7047]

Steve Higgins rose to recognition in a show on Comedy Central called ‘The Higgins boys and Gruber’. It ran from 89-91. Think ‘Mystery Science 3000’ in a kitchen with three people instead of one person and two robots.

[@dirkdiggler.]

That was as fun as most of these gifts

[@jessicaclark7130]

I appreciate you

[@crystal-wm2po]

Sometimes I find myself laughing more at the usernames than at the tweets.

[@niaofl]

About 20 years ago my Dad's friend got me a box of Corn Flakes as a birthday present. Still to this day we get each other something cereal related. It's going on too long for us to stop

[@becauseIrock]

That's super cute 😊

[@kimberlyfinch6055]

Hee hee I can relate With us it peaches caned or fresh

[@wallstreetgreek]

Jimmy is the best! Wish I could hang out at Knicks /Sixers with him (he did this week and I'm not a stalker) just to hear a litany of jokes about how bad my team is.

[@kyleriker4695]

I wish there was a "Shut the Fuck-Up Higgins!" button. That when pressed he would literally become mute. He could keep going on and on trying to be funny but no one had to hear him and Jimmy could just continue doing HIS show.

[@justiceliberty4364]

LOL 🤣😂 thought you liked that crap

[@beyouinyourlife]

OMG! JIMMY FALLON! I started watching How I met Your Mother and couldn't figure out who I thought Ted Mosby looked like! It's Jimmy Fallon, holy moly so happy!

[@BonJody]

We do secret Santa at my work which is my favorite especially since the majority of my coworkers are men one year I ended up with the new guy I gave him a glamour shot of myself from my teenage years then taped a $30 gift card on the back. The look on his face was worth every penny. I’ve also done chia pets, fake concert tickets a hat from a rival football team even some brownies I made (I’m a horrible cook) but I always include the gift card

[@kimberlyfinch6055]

Raotflmfao.That's too funny. A little fun trick and laughter later LOL. I do sh!t like that too. Like dog treats and beef jerky. Dog cookies and regular cookies

[@Stanbobernie]

Higgins' laugh is contagious

[@TheSingingsisters101]

3:41 I feel like that's definitely something my dad would do just to see how disappointed i'd be. Then he'd laugh at me and make a joke out of it, but really, he'd have the phone waiting for me in the house. It wouldn't be an Iphone though, because he hates Iphones, lol.

[@ianking2522]

Where's my boy raw-potato hiding?

[@DrBrennan]

At some point, when we were "old enough", my parents stopped buying actual presents. For anything. It was cash for a while, which was good, but even that stopped eventually. I still miss the magic of Christmas and birthday presents.

[@ellicooper2323]

I stopped giving my kids Xmas gifts. Instead I bought gifts all year, wrapped them and put them on top of the China cabinet. Every once in a while, we’d open one each. Christmas all year long. They also played with them longer.

[@rosebyun5331]

mine did the same, of course the gifts that we used to get were just stuff that we needed and they had to buy them at some point anyways!

[@becauseIrock]

This makes me want to "gift-giving" adopt you, and pick up your parents' slack! I don't have the money to, unfortunately. Just know that somewhere in the world there's someone who wants to give you gifts.

[@RiverSophiel112]

@@becauseIrock I love your comment. And completely agree.

[@vcarter0723]

I love when the name / trying to read the name is funnier than the tweet!

[@NikhilPaul1192]

Higgins is the master of improv!! The only reason I watch the hashtags,superlatives,thank you notes etc. is to see what Higgins comes up with.

[@melissamroczenski7936]

+Nikhil Paul it's about 50/50. Half the time, he just talks and isn't funny. The other half of the time he's funny. He's very hit or miss. For example, if he were in the MLB, his batting average would be .500. WOW what a great batting average! He's be leading the league for sure. Big contracts for him. Unfortunately, with comedy, I like to laugh at more than 50% of what comes out of his word hole.

[@nickseacruz]

+Nikhil Paul he really is the best. i always look forward to what he's going to say!

[@NikhilPaul1192]

Melissa Mroczenski almost everything he says in the show is improvised. You cant always expect improvised lines to draw that many laughs. If you take that into consideration he's really good

[@melissamroczenski7936]

***** Sure you can. I improv random shit for a living and I'm great at it. See I just improvised that, and it was fucking savage

[@avacarter9578]

Nikhil Paul is Higgins the fat guy with the microphone

[@billyoreally3483]

how many butts could a Chuck butt Chuck if a Chuck butt could chuck butt

[@GenevieveThornton]

Zach Stratton 4

[@maureen669]

Billy O'really 🎵🎶Let's Do Chuck! 🎶 Chuck Chuck bobuck banana fanna fo fu...

[@kathysarden2689]

Billy O'really depends....is it pork butt!?

[@scillaburton7160]

my dad gave me a necklace with the pendant a dung beetle holding a ball of dung.

[@divinejuly1397]

When my sister asked for manga(japanese comics), my cousin got her ecchi(soft core porn) manga.

[@tempestzeta11]

I would call this a #win

[@amityblight5969]

Divine July i so sorry for your cousin

[@Jusu331]

Damn that's funny😂😂

[@tanime_man6535]

That's a win 😂😂😂

[@michellebowers8652]

My brother gave me an Itty Bitty Book Light for Christmas. I pointed out to him that I was single, and if I wanted to read in bed, I could just leave the regular light on.

[@SuperAravind23]

Dad's office got into secret santa stuff. Someone gave him a watermelon cuz he loved having them for lunch

[@yozach9]

I asked my dad what I was getting for Christmas and he said "A swift kick in the butt"

[@JennieKerfuffle]

One time my dad gave my mom a cookbook for her birthday. At least he remembered her birthday that year.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

That's.... sad...

[@brookeworm18]

These Twitter handles were nuts! They had to pause 4 or 5 times just to absorb the names! Hilarious!

[@karinapena8678]

bicht

[@l.s9]

I once saw on TLC a woman who hides objects from their family for a long time and gives them back on christmas as their presents. Her excuse: "its all about giving"

[@ChasedownLBJ]

3:15 haha he said it...Jimmy said "TEDdy"...lol. I bet no one understands this one lmao

[@mariannecontrino6297]

My birthday, November 22, falls during deer hunting season, so my dad was always gone when I was a kid. One year, he picked me up after he returned, my parents were divorced at the time, handed me a paper bag, written on the outside was, "Happy Birthday, Sweetheart... Love, Bambi." Inside were the antlers and partial scalp of a deer he killed, complete with fur, blood, and brain matter. My SEVEN YEAR OLD self wasn't sure what to do. Needless to say, my mom threw it away as soon as I got home. Definitely worst gift ever!!

[@kimberlyfinch6055]

Ewee yuck.. Sorry to hear that. Sure hope it got better for you later.

[@loupdubois523]

Well, that's really f***ed up!!! The Bambi "signature" makes it even creepier... 😳 Sorry for your child self!

[@Ultimate23Dragon]

2:52 - The sad part is that that is one of the reasons I always take my boyfriend's blanket when I'm sleeping & he isn't, so I can relate (It's also very big & warm).

[@alexiskiri9693]

When I was 3, I was having my 1st birthday party with friends invited, presents, cake. I was so excited. Then my mom went into labor, had to be rushed to the hospital and the party was canceled. My little brother was born on my birthday. Everybody was saying "Isn't this special, you got a baby brother for your birthday" I DID NOT WANT A BABY BROTHER, I WANTED A PARTY! I still haven't forgiven him for that.

[@celinetix6831]

Once I told my dad that i wanted a hamster as a gift .. next day he brought two white mice that his friend took from a research lab in the hospital he worked in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my mom letterally told him ill divorce you if dont get those mice outta the house they were so cute doe😂😂😂😂😂

[@bradenmills624]

Parents are terrible. Haha.

[@nicolematar8975]

I feel like people only think that birthdays are just for gifts and its really not so be grateful for what you get because some people dont get any of that.

[@caryrobinson1533]

My grandma got me a pair of boxer shorts. She told me she got them for $.25 at a yard sale after I was wearing them.

[@kilianrayleigh7524]

One year for Christmas my brother gave me a dollar in pennies wrapped in a brown envelope.

[@StevenTorrey]

Sweatty_betty & Sweaty_teddy--a match made in heaven!

[@marioisnumberone5340]

1st tweet is at 0:37 seconds, thank you

[@annalynch5810]

I LOVE THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW , HE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!..............

[@lakeladeangelis7555]

for cristmas one year my grandfather gave me a pack of pencials

[@Reign274]

Should have given you a spelling book.

[@MegaCadette55]

Rain Greschler get emmm😅😅💀💀

[@jdas5842]

+Rain Greschler 😂😂😂😂

[@sophianoid9025]

The gift of therapy😂

[@melissamroczenski7936]

+Sophia Noid Should see a Therapist who also provides Analysis as well. An Analrapist would be much better for a gift.

[@singing.winnie]

"The Ugly Little Boy" LMAO

[@SwaggerChiick1]

the baby doll one was the worst! looll

[@sarahcaitlyn88]

Waaaaaay back, my grandmother knew my grandpa wanted a tool... My grandma had NO IDEA which brand was the best etc.... So... She stapled over 100.00 worth of $1.00 bills together (pre loonie time in Canada of course) and rolled them up with a picture of the tool... My grandpa had to pull EVERY STAPLE out before spending it. He did get his tool in the end though 🤣

[@Brinana1987]

Some of the handles are better than the tweets lol

[@cupcakebruh]

One year, when I was little, my grandma told us she wouldn't be getting us as great of gifts as she usually would because she was low on money, which we were fine with and we understood, but then when Christmas came along, everyone got terrible gifts. I don't remember everyone's gifts, but I remember I got a bag of Rolo's candies, and one of my cousins got a box of Toaster Strudels. After everyone had opened their presents, my grandma showed us the real reason she had no money; she decided to buy herself a gun and take shooting lessons at the shooting range. She then proceeded to take us outside (she lives in the woods) to show us how great of a shot she was..

[@joeysaylor7613]

My grandma bought me some weird crotcheted mermaid tail. I'm a teenager. The tail doesn't even fit!!! Also, I saw a book at an antique shop that was titled: The Saucy Little Bear. I begged my parents for it, but they wouldn't let me get it. I also met some really awesome old lady there named Carmen. SHOUT OUT TO YOU, CARMEN!!!

[@MrKingstar007]

Those were some of the most creative usernames ever.

[@aliensandscience]

I didnt have a birthday celebration until I became 18 and I have to share it with my brother he has the same birth date, I had to buy my own cake and the gift is usually a tooth brush and tooth paste, thanks for telling I have a stinky breath on my birthday lol

[@alexandrafallon9136]

For my 30th birthday, my parents got me a book on “dating for dummies”

[@Vitreous78]

If you're gonna wrap so many socks individually, might as well give him coal

[@KLBKBB]

Last year for Christmas my grandma gave me a rock. It was my only gift last year.

[@priestesspersephone9266]

get up and vote is hilarious also a ransom note for a baby doll not purchased

[@sandrafenderson9708]

My birthday being on Christmas, I got a lot of "Happy Birthday/Merry Christmas" combos. The worst was a check from my aunt for $2, and the memo line had, "Happy Birthday/Merry Christmas"

[@Jadiewady]

I love my sister, but I get the dog thing

[@emmarodrigues2219]

One year my grandmother gave everyone in my family toilet paper for christmas

[@laurenhicks2892]

The 2nd best part of this segment is hearing the funny Twitter handles.

[@kathydockins4304]

My mom got me a poster of Betty Boop in biker gear and fishnets riding a motorcycle, with the phrase, "Born to Boop!" This was for my 28th birthday.

[@bpgk2007]

The boyfriends t-shirt gift It's pretty sweet in my opinion

[@desertrosejane]

There are some mean grandparents out there!

[@TheGoldcountry]

"The Ugly Little Boy" is actually a good story.

[@coolmountains25]

the ugly little boy is dope as fuck bro

[@TheGoldcountry]

coolmountains25 yep

[@klaram873]

Last Christmas my friend gave her boyfriend a foosball table, set it up in his band's studio and organized a treasure hunt for him to find it there. He gave her windshield liquid and a gas can...

[@CaryPohlhammer]

I often get batteries and phone chargers and really technical stuff that I'd rather get myself any other time of the year. Those are just not practical gifts to me.

[@howdoichangethepicturehelp9809]

I'm saving a discarded life science textbook for my little bro's 11th birthday... in October... and it's early June... WORTH IT!!!

[@dusty2774]

as a wedding gift, I was given one towel and one washcloth

[@frilly35]

Asked for a DS one year, got a portable electronic spelling-bee game

[@christinobrien7807]

My husband got me a can opener for Christmas....no joke. It was my only gift.

[@summerdrew5203]

When I was in high school my first boyfriends little brother got a library book for Christmas from his mom.. he had to take it back to the library himself 😂

[@peachesandpoets]

"you like garbage" 😂

[@FANTAZ3RO]

what voice is jimmy immitating an 02:03??? he did this in another hashtag episode.

[@BodyOfPlayMusic]

+Enrico Palazzo almost sounds like kermit the frog lol

[@BodyOfPlayMusic]

Your right it really is like a mix of pee wee herman also ahah (insert pedo giggle here "HA HOA")

[@hl623]

+Enrico Palazzo hilly billy

[@hl623]

+Enrico Palazzo no I'm sorry, HillBilly xD

[@shaziaBashir921]

Thanks

[@chelseafallon7734]

You are the greatest comedian who has ever lived

[@rachelpatterson3123]

When I was 7, I got a Lionel Electric Train set for Christmas. 2 months later, it was repossessed. That was pretty traumatizing, I didn't think it could get any worse until I was 45 and my sister gave me a Michael Bolton CD.

[@musicalhyena2084]

A few years ago, my grandma gave me a pair of pink socks for Christmas; I hate pink.

[@manic.mondayyy78]

My friends grandmother got her little sister an elf on the shelf... A month after her mom hated it and to threaten her little sister she taped it to the wall with a note saying "clean your room or the elf gets it!"