The Hat Chat Podcast #30 - The REAL 'Joe Exotic'

[@Lone-Traveler]

smith sitting there petting his lizards is adorable

[@cookiemuncher8678]

I beg your pardon? 😂

[@noir_arcade3824]

I think him petting his beard is better! 😏

[@Shiroar]

I need more garden and animal vlogs please. Especially when Trott gets a cat.

[@sebasfrankes6501]

22:35 lizard boi takes a fall

[@shanemorton773]

Hello boiks. I hope you three are staying healthy and happy. You'll always be my favorites!!!

[@user-vw5yh9kz9e]

hello from texas! this was such an entertaining hat chat, lol. thanks so much for the content, i hope you all are staying preoccupied outside of filming!

[@Khronogi]

CST represent

[@georginaaprince]

I would recommend the tuxedo cats for house cats. We have a set of twins and they love being inside. In fact one of them got out the front door once and ran straight into the old playhouse because he hated being outdoors so much. Deffo recommend them

[@tristanreynolds522]

Dead fish are good things to put into compost just to add a boring comment lol, but i know trott was planting crops

[@TheBloodypete]

I had serious eating disorger for around 16 years. Was only in my late 20's I manage to overcome my 'fussy eating', before then I hadn't had fruit, veg or nuts...

[@oomfoof7294]

Does Smith live alone? Cause I'm pretty sure Ross and Trott live with their girlfriend, but Smith doesn't seem too happy, like he's been on his ownsome with no one but lizards for the past 3-4 weeks. Bless him.

[@Becca.L1234]

His girlfriend is at her family home i do believe

[@DitzyDaffy]

Yes Trott and Ross live with their girlfriend, they share

[@Richard-jj9bj]

@@DitzyDaffy I always thought the hat lads were in a gay polyamorous relationship with each other

[@DitzyDaffy]

@@Richard-jj9bj Sorry, think I understood the comment wrong. Smith, Tross and Ross all share a girlfriend, but Smith for some reason lives in his own place. It's a polyamorous gay relationship with an extra girl chucked in the mix

[@Richard-jj9bj]

@@DitzyDaffy so where does sips fit in?

[@geeyeahyeah]

We need a garden vlog trotty

[@elnogri776]

Like SpringWatch but for Trott's garden :D

[@awesomeaartvark]

Awww, Smith holdin lil Dorito was so cute X3 Hat Chat days are my favorite days, hehe. Be it literal shit talk or thoughtful discussions of the unknown, you three always make me laugh and lift my spirits! You all are da bestest! Also, if Trott gets a cat, I request a cat vlog and many adorable twitter/instagram cat photos, haha

[@moondusk8385]

Yes Thank you Hat guys, for another awesome Hat Chat. I love these uploads Hat Daddies, just helps me chill and escape for a while listening to you and your banter, jokes an naughty stuff in one. Just want i needed been a long day for me. I just wish i had a time machine.

[@Wolfencreek]

Trott you should consider getting a rescue cat. Especially at the moment with people abandoning their cats amid Coronavirus fears.

[@elnogri776]

Defo

[@musey85]

This right here! ^^^ Please don't worry about silly things like breeds when it comes to cats.

[@Boredyyy]

Agreed! A cat is a cat, and rescues are the sweetest

[@DHayes-V94]

If Trott gets a cat it'll kill those slow worms, food for thought

[@sirBrouwer]

no, food for cat.

[@smooth4553]

sirBrouwer lmaooo

[@musey85]

I mean, not if he keeps it inside? As he should, imho. It's better for the environment and the cat's safety.

[@Starfyrez]

My grandpa used to own an allotment when I was a kid and I used to go looking for slow worms under the compost bin and the patio slabs and stuff. I remember finding a baby one under a rock and I picked it up and it took a shit all over my hand. Thats my fondest memory of slow worms. xD

[@MaccyLing]

🙏🏻this is what I’m living for at the moment, thank you boys

[@elnogri776]

Smith combing his beard gives me really bad beard envy, it is a fine beard. Also have you guys heard of Ikigai? The Japanese idea of what is your purpose or meaning to your life - it's very positive :)

[@scottyp573]

Great episode guys , keep them coming 👍🏻

[@Chick3nluvver]

anybody got a link to the Ross Kemp thing they were talking about? A lot of stuff on youtube but I can't seem to find what they were talking about :(

[@jamesmee4227]

best part of the week

[@rachelhough9193]

I spent the entire stream staring at that lizard.

[@JacksonMurphyhaha]

Please link the other Hat channels in your video descriptions. Thank you.

[@noodlecat_]

Slow worms are super neat !! :3

[@Xalphoria]

me: they'll probably talk about fart jokes smith: what is the point of life?

[@hermatic1]

Great hat chat lads, stay safe. Regards.

[@ZorroLocoStudios]

The smart toilets that they were talking about are basically exactly what Trott was dreaming of, way back in that one Prop Hunt episode on Sips' channel.

[@matt_edg]

does anyone know what headset smithy is wearing?

[@Wolfencreek]

37:00 *pauses video while mainlining domestos* "Woops"

[@georgieroberts8697]

We were in a dissection lecture looking at skinned horse heads, and I’m stood next to this head and my lectures is talking about pathologies you might see. And the lecturer goes, “see that one has bot fly eggs”, and points to the head next to me. My friends know that I can’t deal with any worm things, and I scramble up and knock a chair over and just leg it as far away and everyone is creasing🤣. Can’t explain how long the shower I had was when it was over.

[@SwHealy123]

I need the intro song as a full track now!!!

[@TamSpraggins]

thanks for using my fingle. dk why its so quiet. defo to do with my shite production hahaha

[@thomashart9449]

what head phones do they use?

[@elizahoughton3966]

Thomas Hart don’t know about smith here but I think it looks like Ross and Trott are using Beyerdynamic DT 770 pros?

[@connerwortley-lockley7980]

I'm eating while watching this

[@connerwortley-lockley7980]

Wouldn't recommend it btw

[@scottyp573]

Conner Wortley-Lockley I wasn’t eating but it sure made me hungry

[@georginaaprince]

I heard if you freeze the fish and then put it in salt water they come back to life 😂😂

[@TheDemonicJenny]

I come from the land of cheesesteaks. Like a cheeseburger, the cheesesteak with the lettuce and tomato is called a California Cheesteak.

[@ZorroLocoStudios]

59:40 Also, that concept that they're talking about regarding not being able to handle the overwhelming awareness of your infinitesimally small purpose and existence in life, the topic is also covered as CHIM in The Elder Scrolls. Cool stuff.

[@RufusOmega]

Maine Coons hate being kept indoors; they are have large territories that they want to patrol regularly. They do have the nicest personalities, though, and are by far the most intelligent cats. Ragdolls are fine being kept indoors, they were bred for it, but they are a bit dumpy and slow. Norwegian forest cats are the most beautiful of the large long-hair breeds, are very intelligent and are ok going out or staying in, but have a tendency to bond to a single person to the exclusion of all others and often have absolutely awful personalities.

[@cheriques]

I picked the wrong time to eat. 🥴🥴😂

[@Zach-h2l]

Omg 34:22 my eyes went wide cause I thought Smith had just suddenly picked up a biscuit or a cracker and started rubbing it into his beard for some fuckin reason, jesus

[@SassySasquatch24]

I absolutely agree with smith in the way he talks about reality and the afterlife. Waaaay too many people are scared to even think of what is after death because they cant even comprehend it

[@EdinMike]

Little warning don’t throw this on in the background while you’re cooking food preparing to eat around the 15 minute mark... and several minutes afterwards...

[@Lucash090688]

I work in a lovely modern nhs hospital, great open acoustics for the piano and amazing views of bristol.....but i get what you mean, im paid to be there. Ha

[@ModrunOfficial]

well i guess im having the record of hotdogs with pasta if theres recordholders of random foods

[@samuelehret-pickett7983]

Was excited for you with Azana band. Shame it backfired abit

[@scottyp573]

Funnily enough this is the only podcast I dedicate attention to and watch the visual , any others I just listen to while I do shit

[@ModrunOfficial]

the point of life is just simply to have fun. i dont really understand how a lot of people dont understand that simple stuff

[@JamieA242]

wtf he put the fish in the food bin. trott is literally Carole Baskin

[@Shadow_Of_Man]

Where else do you want him to put it? It's literally dead food. It is the exact thing that you put in food waste - waste organic stuff

[@PatersonCameron]

Chris Attenborough's 'Dead Planet'

[@Daisemiin]

600 cheesesteaks in 2 years isnt that bad. One for lunch, one for supper. The only one Ive hadd in my life was incredible. Id gladly eat one every day. I eat the same breakfast on the way to work because its good, cheap and convenient. If he has to cook his own meals he and we will have much more variety. Also next cooking video, make beer then meet somewhere, but 10 feet away, Exchange jugs and go home and Zoom. Tthen you have both the nice 'doing cooking without shenanigans', and group shenanigans.

[@Wolfencreek]

In terms of Future Tech, I want the Full Dive tech from Sword Art Online. Being able to experience all five senses in VR World would be epic.

[@sirBrouwer]

no it would be more like in the Matrix. you are plugged in to the world by a jack in the back of your skull.

[@raptorlord8496]

sirBrouwer well there’s no telling and I personally think it will go more like Adavance VR

[@sirBrouwer]

@@raptorlord8496 if it would work to the point that we would be able to fool all of our sensors including smell and touch. the fist thing i would want in the system is a flesh light. then i can screw everything i want. say hello to the ultimate porn.

[@elinarutledge5603]

trott is now a fish dad. albeit a bad one.

[@wastehq]

devs is a brilliant show. also take a look at utopia

[@LB_THE_NINJA]

I'm terrified of death. I've had many many panic attacks over it. The thought of just no longer existing scares the shit out of me, I just don't want to stop being you know? Hilariously ironic seen as I've been dreadfully suicidal previously lmaoof. I'm also terrified of losing my loved ones obviously

[@sglyph]

Trimbo never suggested ingesting bleach or disinfectants but yeah sure whatever you guys say

[@dc619]

Rock paper Scissors GAMBLING VIDEO please

[@TheDemonicJenny]

God, I want a cheesesteak now

[@JakeCusick94]

Funny news, shit talks/talking about eating shit, and philosophical/religious discussions - yep, sounds like another quintessential Hat Chat!

[@leowells2054]

cheese steak cooking vlog?

[@shaydore1561]

Loving the podcast boiks! Can we get a Corona Conspiracy Podcast!?

[@ButzPunk]

That smart toilet idea is literally straight from an Adult Swim short. /watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ (Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim)

[@chrism45]

I wish craving food was about gut bacteria, that would make gut bacteria simple.

[@lukekovac8349]

was sitting eating my kfc to these boiks then smiffy starts talking about his uni friend's shit getting swirled around and scooped up... you best believe i finished that good old shit... and the chicken too

[@neonscucca8987]

I'm only just now learning that the ozana band wasn't real and I've told so many people about it hahaha fuck

[@F1Maize]

What do u mean i can die?

[@ideadlift20kg83]

Please eat soup

[@PurpleOwl79]

PSA: Believe it or not, cats belong inside. Not only is it safer for them (won't get worms like that) but they also won't ruin the ecosystem of wherever you live. Birds, small mammals, reptiles, all get unnecessarily killed by people that want to keep their cats outside.

[@iNachoNinja]

Seyfert that’s quite an ill informed statement. Cats may be domesticated but they prefer to be outside and who are we to say where they belong. They are predators so they should be allowed to hunt. I know some people find that hard to stomach as cats are (at the end of the day) pets, but it is their instinct to hunt prey and they should be given the opportunity to follow their natural instincts.

[@Terinije]

Regular reminder that uncircumcised dudes are the most vocal people about the pitfalls of male circumcision.

[@joshconfer209]

Such a shit episode... gotem coach