Trials Fusion - McDonalds Madness!

[@Harry101UK]

So, can we expect a special video where Ross tries to make Coke out of regular ingredients and chemicals, Smith makes a flushing toilet system out of pipes and ceramics, and Trott makes bean-bags? I would pay to watch that.

[@fatboyfat_uk]

+Harry101UK I think Trott would have to invent McDonalds with tissue paper, crayon and raw beef

[@direodogaron886]

Coca-Cola would be impossible for anyone else to recreate. They still use decocainified coca leaves as flavoring that the have exclusive rights to use in the U.S.

[@VikingSchism]

+Harry101UK wow Harry, I wasn't aware you watched Hat Films

[@TheKaiser775]

+Harry101UK Smith could easily make a flushing toilet. He's very familiar with the ballcock system.

[@hugbugDS]

Harry!! you watch hat films I love the music you made for portal mell stories

[@shearer9999]

I like how Trott got legitimately salty that he couldn't invent McDonalds

[@QaRajhCreations]

+Ben Carter well, considering it's an Al Smiffy game. The rules of Al Smiffy games are simple: You lose.

[@TogeNoBara]

+Ben Carter He shoulda just went with a fishing rod. Because, y'know, salmon.

[@TheAnimeFOB]

+Qa'Rajh Creations chese or wine?

[@SamFarley098]

+Fobaku TheAnimeFob *Wine or Cheese

[@54sleak]

how ironic lol

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

This was one of the greats for 2016, Smithy raging on a salty Trott for better hypothetical answers while Ross just comes out with such perfect answers like every few minutes.

[@returnosf5043]

Please can someone animate their argument in the middle. I want to see a cartoon Smith yelling at a cartoon Trott while Ross is in the background with his pencil sharpener

[@galaxybrian8039]

I love how during the whole argument you can just hear Ross mumbling to himself in the background as Trott and Smith squawk at each other

[@Rachaeldonna98]

Well now I just want a video of smith trying to make a flushing toilet and Ross trying to make a pencil sharpener

[@jacklezone6557]

i looked down to the comments to see if someone talked about the Division stuff and all i got was people talking about definitions and Salt.

[@kplb8854]

yea

[@imjust_a]

+Jackle Power (Destroyer of Fandoms) I was looking as well. Apparently Ubisoft announced that was a misunderstanding and they aren't actually scaling back the PC version, stating the PC version was "built from the ground up" from the beginning. I played the Beta on PC. Pretty solid game, honestly. Best with friends and in PVP. Although I'm a bit disappointed that I heard the world will indeed be smaller than people were hoping.

[@jacklezone6557]

KingCrazy9 oh thank you for sharing that information. :3

[@jacklezone6557]

Ye, tho i could see the console people being like "ye you should do this" allot of console gamers are more selfish with products, but they never complain when a game isn't put onto PC. they always complain when its not on their console tho.

[@jakemason6075]

One of the funniest episodes of trials in ages, please just keep asking Trott random questions 👍

[@Highyeena]

Alimony is a payment to your former spouse if they are determined to, basically, not be able to live without your support post-divorce. Child support is payment to your former spouse if they make enough less money and were awarded the children's custody in settlement, to help the now-single parent to support them.

[@Highyeena]

lavafoxx especially when it's abused and, since the wife almost always gets the kids, it adds a double whammy (I don't actually know of a case in which the husband got alimony instead of the wife, though there probably is at least one)

[@lavafoxx]

Some Hyena its called palimony (i think that is the spelling)

[@Highyeena]

lavafoxx Palimony is splitting everything owned in half between two non-formally-married parties, I thought? And only in certain states, and contingent on the two parties living together?

[@Direwolf13PS3]

+lavafoxx To be honest so does child support, it takes 2 to tango.

[@Highyeena]

Direwolf13PS3 it doesn't rely on you living together, just being married. though, at the same time, if you're not living together and married then the children will be with whoever owns the house that they stayed in the majority of the time almost certainly.

[@em_birch]

Nothing like a good Hat squabble to brighten your day. XD

[@kingdomofthesaintful]

+Emmy Nyan The sun brightens my day everyday like no other glowing object.

[@wittlemidget]

+Kingdom of the Saints What about Trott's golden ween?

[@em_birch]

Kingdom of the Saints I prefer cloudy days.

[@kingdomofthesaintful]

wittlemidget If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

[@kingdomofthesaintful]

Emmy Nyan You brighten my cloudy days

[@kingkeifer3558]

Hat Films has been crushing it lately. Who am I kidding? Every single video is gold.

[@The-Real-Term]

Impressive how easily Trott can troll Smiffy. :D

[@BigLargeExtraDel]

"Hat Films have just uploaded a video" *sees thumbnail* *crys of laughter before clicking into video*

[@3wayswest993]

Every damn time!

[@bbsuffering]

+Oran Lawd Trials always have the best thumbnails.

[@TheOdd]

It was baby Smith that got me.

[@Hesus_]

+Oran _ What is with the cat with glasses picture. It is so unoriginal and it makes me cringe everyt i me i see it

[@BigLargeExtraDel]

+Archie vs Cancer funny, I seem to see your picture more???

[@JamieA242]

smiffy gets aggravated way too easily by trott's ambitiousness.

[@RichardSarkisian]

As an American, I am deeply offended by everything this video stands for. Carry on

[@Shanemain1991]

Agreed. Hahaha.

[@beowulf1196]

Nice profile.

[@RichardSarkisian]

+Kyle Chase nice nice

[@smalwex]

+Richard Sarkisian #triggered #accidentalgunjoke

[@gentlebabarian]

You are offended by the dildo part?

[@TheRealestEric]

Also, 'rowboats and sails' I love how Smith totally underestimates what the Nordic Longship was capable of. It was the most advanced and revolutionary ship to touch the sea until the industrial age, SMIFFY

[@xelgringoloco2]

+Eric L No it wasn't. There's now way you can tell me a Viking longship from the 11th century is better than a British Ship of the line from the 18th century. The latter was so much more advanced in every conceivable area.

[@QaRajhCreations]

+Eric L Hence why the Vikings, despite only being around for about 3-400 years, were considered as the best at not only ship building, but also navigation and naval combat. The longship is essential to why the vikings so quickly became so great.

[@TheAltoSaxophonist]

+xEl Gringo Loco Hence he used the word 'until'.

[@xelgringoloco2]

TheAltoSaxophonist Until the industrial age he said. Ships of the line are pre-industrial.

[@usha3938]

+Eric L it wasn't. just because a longship is more or less on the water as opposed to the ship of the line, which is in the water (don't know the English terms), which means it can traverse shallow waters, does not make it a "better" ship. the Ship of the line was definitely more advanced, which makes sense, since it came much later than the longship, but not neccesarily better. You can't reason that.

[@ZoniacMan]

Exiled Norwegian got exiled from Iceland, settled on Greenland. His son "discovered" Canada.

[@DrZpook]

I think they are talking about America as a continent not a country mate

[@QaRajhCreations]

+Demew Cue comments make fun of Canada...

[@Shiorevi]

+ElectricRazer Then Welshman named John Amerig discoverers America and names it after himself

[@ReallyAnnoyingThing1]

+ElectricRazer Just gonna say that Greenland is called Greenland because of Erik the Red who banished from Iceland and accidently discovered the frozen wasteland and wanted other Viking Settlers to follow him.

[@DrZpook]

Jonno Clarges It's called Greenland to attract settlers

[@roosoo8207]

I like how trott was purposely winding them up

[@crazyboy6373]

i love it when smith has an argument about what trott has said

[@ashrobichaud5566]

Idk, guys, Ross would do well with the pencil sharpener. Every classroom had those pencil sharpeners in them, that's a big deal! Great idea, Ross

[@Southboundpachyderm]

I love how this always devolves to Smith and Ross bullying Trott for now apparent reason lolol. Trott always wins in the end anyway.

[@JamFunkTV]

Possibly the best 23 minutes of youtube ever! You guys sure know how to have a good conversaton.

[@FinalCurta1n]

This is maybe my favourite Hat Films video ever! Good job

[@Blahsheep]

Is it just me that hopes that Ross wins? I'm always so happy when he wins and angry when he loses haha.

[@gcason11]

I'm pretty sure one of the major reasons that McDonalds took off is that they applied manufacturing methods to their cooking, like by creating an assembly line. They also made sure that they were very consistent with their ingredients and cooking methods, so they get the same product every time, no matter where the product was created/purchased. Fun Fact: They also brought the market for artificial flavors into the main stream, because people wanted them to stop cooking fries in the burger grease, which they originally did. They used artificial flavors to keep the taste the same, without having to cook in the unhealthy grease. The familiarity of the same tasting product, wherever you went, is what made McDonalds so successfull.

[@TheRealestEric]

We actually changed a lot of words when we achieved our independence as a way to further emancipate ourselves from the Crown and the British language and culture. TheMoreYouKnow.mpeg

[@Markell1991]

Thelesswecare.mpeg

[@TheRealestEric]

Markell1991 Go back to your cave, fuccboi.

[@direodogaron886]

Merriam Webster made the changes.

[@TheRealestEric]

Actually, Benjamin Franklin made most of the phonetic changes to the English alphabet, in an effort to reform the language after America achieved independence, and as a way to further differentiate ourselves from our old lives as servants of the Crown. Merriam Webster's changes came later.

[@smalwex]

+LetarixGaming WELL FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE TEA IS EVIL

[@MattyFez]

21:30 UM ACKTUALLY, IT WAS ANTONIO MEUCCI SINCE ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL PATENTED IT, THANK YOU.

[@mrdkal5892]

Alimony is separate from child support. Alimony is financial support specifically for the ex-spouse.

[@Tomopontop]

There's never been an episode where watching the screen has been less important than this one

[@nikeeweston]

Only hat films could argue over Trott inventing McDonald's, while Ross talks in the background. Ross makes a pencil sharpener.

[@Fischtoria]

Smiffy, did you honestly believe an AMERICAN company that started in the 1940s would give themselves a _German_ name? Hooo boy, they would not have been popular, I'll tell you that xD

[@spartanscientist]

Smithy yelling "Give us Chris Martin back" is the funniest thing ever, like wow, that was hysterical

[@bendundidit]

Heading down to TrottDonalds to get a Salmon Boi Burger, anyone else want anything?

[@scmansfield90]

Recommended September 11th 2021. Good stuff. Love to see it again.

[@Andrani]

A week later I finally watch this, and... Smith, you know a LOT of random stuff. Good to know I'm not the only one watching/reading random stuff for the sake of it, and then retaining the information I have ZERO use for.

[@NgaiTheGuy]

Did anyone else notice Smiffy's character humping his bike at 13:10?

[@maryqwe234]

Santorini map! That was lovely Congrats to the maker!! 👏🏼👏🏼👌

[@DemMedHornene]

The telephone was invented by Antonio Meucci, not Alexander Graham Bell.

[@CountryMusicMann]

My God. I just read an entire Wikipedia page on pencils.

[@CountryMusicMann]

Jesus Christ, wheels now? Back to Wikipedia!

[@felicitas2143]

+CountryMusicMann Now you know more than Alex Smith.

[@ModrunOfficial]

this is the best ramble video forever. MCDONALDS

[@MrHarpkw]

Alimony is spousal support. Child support is separate. Alimony does exist in both the U.S. and U.K. In the U.K. it is often called a Spousal Maintenance payment, but the word alimony is also recognized.

[@TheMpkeaton]

Alex Smith chrononaut! Travels back in time to invent "the flushing toilet". Invented by John Crapper where the origin of taking/having a massive crap begins. Now in this alternate time line all .... sh!ts are referred to as massive SMITHS or I have to go to the Alex and have a Smithy.

[@sketchesofpayne]

+TheMpkeaton Oh man, I gotta take a huge Smiffy.

[@cha0sly]

how does smith know so many random facts? my god he has an amazing memory

[@bingo5387]

Except half the things he says are wrong in some way.

[@ringosis]

+Cassidy S Well...because he doesn't. Most of them are total bollocks.

[@cha0sly]

Welp, call me a gullible sucker then lol

[@nickbelanger6981]

It's not that you're gullible, Smith thinks he knows more than he actually does. He says these things thinking everything he says is 100 percent true.

[@nickbelanger6981]

Just like the things he said on alimony weren't true.

[@jen5653]

"Trott who invented McDonalds?" "Ronald" 😂😂😂😂

[@presspaws8745]

Trott's on ahead winning while Smiffy and Ross are just sat there googling Heinz. What even has this series become lol

[@therealteal620]

Hat Films vlog: SMITH BUILDS A TOILET Come on guys! Do it!

[@invisibleking726]

19:55 I did not expect that i was the person who made the wheel, lol.

[@hawkeyestegosaurus5680]

This was kind of a Hat Chat. And it as glorious.

[@als5257]

This episode was just awesome !

[@Efreeti]

Leif Eirikson was born on Iceland. His father was Eirik "the Red" Þorvaldsson, who was born in Norway. HIS father, Þorvald Ásvaldsson, killed someone in Norway and was exiled to Iceland. Eirik ended up doing the same in Iceland and was also exiled, moving to and colonizing Greenland. Leif's expedition was based out of Iceland. Þ is pronounced "th" by the way. It's called a "thorn". It's similar to an Old English character that looked like "Y". That's why "Ye Olde..." is pronounced "The Old".

[@timmowarner]

Oh man, I laughed more at this episode than any in a long time!

[@rammo2k]

Hold on a sec, Sips is releasing a fuckton of videos, gonna get back to you in about... 20 minutes maybe? Ok see ya then

[@magneettikuvaus]

+BGSGaming same

[@Lordofthepixel]

Yeah really, good lord, he's uploading like 5 videos a day! And I want to watch them SOOOO bad, but I don't want to ruin Firewatch for myself. :/

[@Ordinary_Peasant]

+BGSGaming wow. i prefer hat films

[@magneettikuvaus]

VortexICX me too but firewatch is so amazing

[@zafyras16]

Great episode!

[@undeadsparta]

This entire video has only been a heated argument about Trott and McDonalds. And it was hilarious.

[@scarletwinter1408]

22:00 history revision with hat films

[@tomcohen117117]

i want a vid where ross tries to make coke smith tries to make a flushing toilet and trott tries to make a successful fast food restaurant

[@respin]

Hat films rants are the beeeeeesssst

[@TheXennyGames]

I would invent those colorful rubber bracelets that looked like objects and animals when you weren't wearing them.

[@colmballentine1332]

You should do a series of you making the things from scratch that you chose.

[@redreacts2876]

trials fusion is awesome I was at gamestop they had a tv up and I played it

[@rebeccatomlin3121]

Went to McDonalds the other day. So high tech...with waiters. Most beautiful thing I ever saw. ; ^ ;

[@MrMadsjr1]

The "exiled guy" was called Erik the Red, and he named Greenland. His SON, Leif Eriksson, sailed to Vinland (North America)

[@wildforestferret865]

The wheel was independently invented in multiple river valley civilizations at roughly the same time

[@Normal_Norman]

Btw most plastic items are formed using injection molding, not vacuum forming.

[@Novacification]

I'm with Smith here. Reinventing McDonald's without knowing the exact circumstances that lead to its success is more like to fail than succeed.

[@xFrenchtoastslayax]

lol i was doing homework about the industrial revolution and i got really happy when they started talking about the it.

[@Nerdnumberone]

Fast food didn't start with McDonalds, but they paired a simplified menu with a fast, assembly-line approach to make food quicker and cheaper than other restaurants. They weren't alone, but they made notable improvements in the speed of food prep that were later adopted by other restaurants. I'd word this question as "If you were suddenly and without prior warning thrown back in time to the year [insert year here], what invention would you introduce based on your current knowledge?" You should also be able to hire/partner with contemporary professionals to a reasonable extent. We'd also have to discuss whether you take the contents of your pocket or not, which could change things dramatically.

[@coltbeast00]

The Pittsburgh Steelers football field is called Heinz field

[@Phabrysio]

This show has basically become a podcast at this point.

[@bryny170]

hha a lol my add at the start was the aussie mcdonalds create your taste add

[@sketchesofpayne]

+Bryn Ankers ad, as in short for advertisement.

[@bryny170]

Yeah advertisement

[@JakobTheCenturion]

+Bryn Ankers He's saying that "add" and "ad" are abbreviations with completely different meanings.

[@bryny170]

Oh

[@hendas9763]

Excited to see how Ubisoft manage to put radio towers in a game set in the Stone Age.

[@louisgraham794]

I feel like Smithy has a problem with McDonalds.

[@sailorbears]

its actually really hard to find heinz baked beans... i can only find it in international sections in stores :p

[@phluid61]

White Castle predates McDonald's as a fast food restaurant. And A&W, apparently. By like 20 years.

[@HelenaOfDetroit]

The exiled viking warchief was Erik the Red, or Erik Kjonig. He created a settlement on Greenland (and named it so). Most people know of his son, Leif Eriksen(Erikson spelled incorectly at times). My family are the last remaining direct descendants of Erik the Red. By the way, Kjonig means The Red King.

[@usha3938]

Last remaining direct descendant of a famous viking and you start a channel named flipflopgaming. WHAT.

[@HelenaOfDetroit]

no one cares about some old dead dude with a name too hard to pronounce for most

[@usha3938]

FlipFlopGaming but why Flipflopgaming. why. Why nothing Viking.

[@HelenaOfDetroit]

because my whole life has been a flop, i sometimes flip back into action, only to realize that life hits hard and screws me over again.

[@usha3938]

FlipFlopGaming Optimistic

[@xdzohah]

"I think Ross won" last race trott had 125 points with Ross trailing close behind at 47

[@unorthodoxbox]

13:09 david attenborough voice "and here we see the lowly biker, thrusting away at his bike in hope of tempting it to win the race for more sexual gratification"

[@CornishFairy2]

Nothing like a historical debate about who would invent what. Classic.

[@KarstenOkk]

It doesn't take long to sail from Denmark to England in a longboat. Certainly not long enough to notice any aging.

[@stefoster7031]

best vid of 2016 hands down. haha

[@SuperSharpe96]

Best thing to invent would be the tiny lights on roads, think of how many are needed to cover every road!

[@connorblaikie7816]

There called cats eyes and were inspired by cats eyes

[@BigDumbo]

Trotts "hey Siri" actually picked up on my damn phone. THANKS TROTT!

[@direodogaron886]

Alimony is support payments for a spouse after a divorce. It has nothing to do with child support. Which is called child support.

[@54sleak]

new segment on hat chat. trott invents

[@ZoeM-00]

Id go combustion engine, it's pretty simple to understand and available to make quite easily.

[@InfinityD4]

isnt it weird how that i the US Heinz is known for Ketchup while in the UK they are known for baked beans...

[@Adam-ry6ze]

We use Heinz ketchup too

[@delcobon2544]

They have mustard now! in a standing bottle!

[@delcobon2544]

They have mustard now! in a standing bottle!

[@RawringAtYouNoobs]

+Adam Yeah, but when someone says "Heinz" we think of beans.

[@Adam-ry6ze]

+Harry Smith yeah we probably do, but the only ketchup brand that we really have here or that I could name is Heinz

[@choppychop6]

Smith is very right in thinking 'take away' services existed in Ancient Greek and Roman times.

[@maxbarrett7916]

Trouts overhead headphones, Trouts by Trott

[@thevivid-cockney1764]

Anyone else want to see the Hats *actually* make these objects? Like not as a challenge just so Smiffy can stuff Trott in a handmade flushing toilet, and Ross can sharpen towards Trott???

[@SuperMikegrim]

Is...is...ross WINNING!!!

[@Zappygunshot]

+Grim Games Nope don't worry, he only wins twice.

[@llamawaffles5559]

How come you never play the other gamemodes on Trials Fusion? like the stunt one. or, the , other ones, that probably exist.

[@jyquin5012]

I live in the US and I 100% agree with Hat Films about American. Do not apologize Hat Films you are right.

[@felicitas2143]

They genuinely sounded tense in this video.

[@Earthenfist]

Basically, he's saying he'd invent the Assembly Line and apply it to Food.

[@Rajivrocks-Ltd.]

My old physics teacher actually helped invent the Radio's for mobile phones at motorola or Philips I can't remember.

[@SuperDraco123]

Alimony is financial support you give to your spouse before/after divorce. Apparently it's called maintenance in the UK.

[@ttc1045]

Alex said he wouldn't have to worry about the hardships of inventing the flushing toilet because he said he would use a plumbing system (of which implies there was technology before his invention), so if he can use technology that had come before it why can't Trott use the burger (of which had already been invented) to kick start McDonald's?

[@ChrisJieber]

+TrueTo TheController because smith was being a dick m8 sorry no one wins lol

[@Demp55]

Wheels by Trott

[@321coley]

Lol they are arguing about inventing the mobile phones...yet they are time traveling haha!

[@AceSurvivalistGames]

you guys need to do a podcast xD