Trials Fusion - Pig Shaver!

[@samb8258]

#VACSMITHY

[@4everis2morrow]

Yeah cause that's original

[@McDADDyK]

+Samuel Alexander-Boxall Yeah but this time no breathing tube.

[@kevinmcd7680]

+FunnyAssortment Penile Sushimi

[@simmerke1111]

+Samuel Alexander-Boxall Put all three of them in a 6ft balloon with water! head out ofc, but that'd be entertaining to watch.

[@V3xxe]

+Samuel Alexander-Boxall #ChopTrott

[@mat_tea]

DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR SMIFFY SAY NERDCUBED??!!

[@thefrogwannabe6895]

+Matty R Hutch Yes.

[@AITF045]

9:00 PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!...tomorrow

[@Ceebism]

+Kaio what 9:02 ish

[@recrof]

+Matty R Hutch YES.. SO WHAT?

[@Dan-bv3cv]

+Matty R Hutch Newsflash, KZbinrs watch KZbin too!

[@madentogaming]

That FUBA was exquisite

[@rs200200]

This video just triggered a ball knotting fear in me, thanks guys ffs.

[@nikeeweston]

I LIKE TRIALSSSSSSSSS. I'm rewatching the old trials playlist, it's awesome.

[@maxvorster3179]

I like how the episode started off really deep, talking about animal cruelty, and then went into knotting balls.

[@Efreeti]

The meal of eating baby mice is actually called Three Squeak. And yes, people do eat them.

[@rowanguy689]

yum yum

[@Wanderer628]

'We English are more close minded and bigoted than others' Nope, thats just you Smithy.

[@putmeawayplease]

Savage. I bet we'll still be hearing about this 20 videos from now. "Alright, comments section, just because I said a thing, doesn't mean I said a thing. Why do you guys have to take everything so literally?".

[@CountryMusicMann]

+orochimarujes What does self-flagellating mean?

[@Marwolaeth01]

that's right, ignore the evidence ;op

[@Wanderer628]

Yakumo Chen Then how about Smith stop being such an idiot and talking about controversial stuff and then whining like a bitch when people don't like his view and respond?

[@thromgard]

Still can get mortars here in the states. Even the big sick nasty ones....we are not exactly a safe people.

[@willowcloud57]

+thromgard you legalise firework canons that could be used as deadly weapons yet you ban kinder eggs. I don't understand Americans.

[@thromgard]

HEY!!!......me neither honestly.

[@TheTayJay93]

+thromgard can still get them in the UK, have no idea what Smith is on about

[@Guitarplayer219]

+phan-chan Anything can be used as a deadly weapon if the person using it has the desire to do harm.

[@willowcloud57]

+Captain Cocoa Puffs true, but compare, say, a lamp shade to the mortar. If you were to choose a weapon, you would select the latter because it would be easier to kill your adversary with.

[@tuffy135ify]

Depending on where in the USA, there can be literally a shooting every week or so or every like 12 years.

[@Vesterpester]

Quite irrelevant

[@thebestbuisnesscyan4184]

+Vesterpester not, it was mentend in the video

[@DrDarkheart]

Testicular Torsion is a real thing Smith.

[@jasonschuler2256]

+DrDarkheart His point was that it is very rare and thus Ross and Trott's fear of it was irrational. It would be like a person refusing to wear a wedding ring because of the slight risk of ring avulsion.

[@TehRulke]

+DrDarkheart It is quite painful, as it slowly builds up over a day or 2, eventually requiring surgery :|

[@offshorecorgi1632]

+The prophet of the holy golden potato no it's, "do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro? can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow?"

[@DeLePlays]

+TehRulke sometimes it doesnt. mine didnt and thankfully worked itself out. but man. it was absolutely horrendous

[@creativec00ki3]

Oh my god I love the hats endless rambling it makes any day all the more better.

[@adzo202]

8:57 casual Smiffy Nerdcubed reference, I like it

[@williampearse4262]

Fantastic as always!

[@Bruced82]

18:02 "Think about how loose your balls have been in the past" Alsmiffy 2015

[@TheOdd]

I love these Trials videos, it's basically Science and Philosophy with Hat Films.

[@SHINEDULL]

This was the funniest one yet, keep up the good work boys! Xx

[@P3Tankman]

I find the whole implication that people who eat meat are too lazy to understand the morals all kinds of insulting. I eat meat. I understand the implications of eating meat. I deal with it by trying my best to buy it from more humane sources. Sure I could just stop eating meat and not have to deal with that, but I'm a human. As a omnivore and I see no problem in actually having it. If I had to kill things to eat it, I would. (And to be honest, if prions didn't exist I wouldn't have a problem eating other humans. But that's a whole different can of worms and a story for a different time) I'd just try to make the animals suffering as short as possible.

[@RIVERVIEWIAM]

well said

[@littlehouseontheprepostero8457]

+Moshe Amezcua (Tankman) True, but like many statements made on the internet, this too suffers from vast oversimplification and generalisation, plus a failure to imagine others complexly. I s'pose the lesson would be to interpret a statement such as this to the simplest extent possible, something like; 'people care less about meat than they do other things' or something similar.(I am aware this is a sh*tty example)

[@yunt3520]

I think he said that because its the easier route to take. Although you may have fully considered eating meat, the majority of meat eaters haven't thought it through, whereas all vegans must have thought it through to make the choice. What did we say about not taking Smith's sweeping statements seriously?

[@P3Tankman]

Miss Hyena There's a whole world of difference between "Too lazy to change" and "Choosing not to change" So yea, I'm not going to let some militant vegans talk down on me about how I'm too lazy to eat veggies. Or that I'm too sociopathic to eat veggies. Or hell, when they run out of arguments that I'm literally satan and should kill myself.

[@GIGHD]

+Moshe Amezcua (Tankman) You don't have to kill animals for sustenance. Therefore your argument fails.

[@Rottythepup]

Fun China fact: The people themselves have slowly been accepting dogs the way we do in the west. Before keeping animals as pets was kind of a weird concept to them and it was culturally accepted to just try and eat anything. But since China opened up the people have really found dogs are good companions and many are trying to stop the eating of dogs. But the Chinese government is friggin' insane about hating dogs, if you don't have your dog's papers on you while you are walking it they will just beat it to death in front of you, throw it in a trash bag, and charge you for disposal. :P *rainbow* the more you know!

[@Nexus42]

+Rottythepup G.I. CHO!

[@putmeawayplease]

Why would you walk your meal, anyway?

[@fraserclayton7468]

+Rottythepup I think it's because they used up food humans needed and up until a bit after the cultural revolution their was still mass starvation so it's pretty weird to allow pets to use such a valuable resource. By killing them you kill two birds with one stone.

[@Rottythepup]

+Ezekiel 3722 Well it actually goes way beyond that, birds have been the real only pet in Chinese history with only the royal family having dogs. This also excludes Tibet from China wherein dogs have been close companions who protect sheep and villages from wolf packs and bears. Although the cultural revolution has had a great many affects a lack of ownership of larger pets was something that was around for quite some time as well as the cultural push to try eating anything. What the cultural revolution did to pet ownership was the communist party banned all western practices and they considered the keeping of pets to fall into that category. So until the late 90's (or early 00's) it has actually been illegal to have a dog as a pet, lest you give into the western influence.

[@fraserclayton7468]

Rottythepup Hmmmm, interesting and informative, thanks. I guess once the CIA massively funds some dog organisation secretly to encourage and subsidize dog ownership then the whole Chinese system will collapse in a tidal wave of western excess. ;)

[@BobBob-tz3xr]

Best video in a long time guys

[@TheMMessenger]

This was great. I like how impressive the discussion was.

[@em_birch]

You can learn a lot by watching Hat Films.

[@em_birch]

+Validifyed Well...besides that. XD

[@Doomcraftian]

+Emmy Nyan Lots of almost-accurate philosophy and approximate knowledge

[@em_birch]

Perpetua Lux I've learned a lot of words 'n stuff. And about awful things I didn't know existed.

[@AITF045]

+Emmy Nyan I am reading the comments while watching the video and I was reading this, not really paying attention to what they were saying and I hear "cooking hair" great philosophy hatfilms! But I agree, you can learn a lot by watching them

[@Kompoism]

+Emmy Nyan Yeah...If it contains facts, don't ask Hat Films about it!

[@Saphrix]

I can't be vegan because vegetables taste terrible. Meat is the best tasting thing ever.

[@PrimePixelHD]

+Bryan D Also because I can get all the essential amino acids from one source instead of multiple. Meat 2, Vegetables 0

[@AITF045]

I could not live without meat

[@rijude2037]

+Bryan D Also bacon.

[@zfieldhouse]

+Prime Hemp seed

[@yertius]

+Bryan D Especially Trott's meat , if you know what i mean

[@pitterpatterzz]

I'm with you Ross, as soon as my grandma bought me a bag of Halloween m&ms I've had to have some form of chocolate in my dorm to snack on for the rest of the year

[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

The return of the FUBA!

[@curbs100]

oi smith with Bernards watch you don't freeze all time, you freeze everyone and everything's time except your own, time is relative

[@captainthraxsablescales1175]

I'm hearing sips song played out in the engine revving....Damn you hat films and your Christmas album

[@spicymeme1359]

hat films deserve way more views and subs they are so funny

[@pixelthirst7282]

I enjoy the fact one of the related videos on the side of this video is a review for Gillette Fusion Proglide refill blades.

[@AllenSAshley]

I love getting video recommendations of men shaving products because of the name of this video...

[@Halloween0boss]

What about the plants that you kill just to eat them? They might not be as alive animals, but you're still killing something to eat it.

[@Lynguistics]

What about all the plants you kill to feed the animals you kill because you enjoy the taste of eating a murdered dead animal?

[@acg2205]

+Bob Neill I really hope you aren't serious

[@the_number_e]

+Bob I guess eating nothing is the solution.

[@nocturne9257]

These are stupid arguments. Either you are being trolls, or you're monstrously ignorant. Either way, stop it - it's just irritating for the people you are directing it at.

[@anononomous]

+Halloween0boss They are equally alive but they lack sentience, which is an important distinction.

[@AWESOME33302]

These deep conversations have earned them my like!

[@320cam]

My god!... Trott always gets one win short of a perfect score! Vac him again for his incompetance!

[@t.m.carter4171]

Happy Christmas fellow Hatters!

[@jplane8374]

Ja. In Oregon, there is a Fourth of July celebration at a park where about 60 or more mortars, that are about 4-6in in diameter, that they light and go off for like 10 min straight. It's insane!

[@maxvorster3179]

I am having a goose for Christmas.... Looking forward to it.

[@TheGamingCat1477]

mortars are still legal here in the states, its the bottle rockets that are illegal because they keep setting houses on fire

[@danielbarclay5367]

U guys are the best youtubers ever

[@Crazycb25]

We still have mortars in the United States and I love them. I once put one of the projectiles on the ground and it was amazing

[@Br0kenCl0ud-YT]

Im having penguin for Xmas is anyone else ?

[@neilnriley]

+Conor Macleod butterfly salad with orphan tears dressing

[@hobanagerik]

I bet Cobblepot is tangy.

[@pollertry4003]

+Conor Macleod Fuckin' Puffins are where it's at, man.

[@thomaslines8133]

Im a fan of any endangered creature especially polar bears.

[@jimmybinbags7999]

+Conor Macleod I have roast penguin every sunday

[@RyumaruMG]

The return of the FUBA! Oh how I missed you.

[@excraz]

Pigeon is very nice! Its one of my favourites.

[@pandahatbear8209]

I don't know if there's much you can do to prevent testicular torsion but on the other hand you know if it's happened.

[@swine2592]

Our family usually has vegetarian turkey for our main meal, which in many others mind, thinks it tastes the same.

[@kyranhealy8368]

My mixtape set my house on fire

[@UtopianMatt]

Trials Fusion: Your number one source of philosophy

[@Oltheonz]

This video has inspired me to try heroine. Now my veins are pulsing and im addicted. Thanks Smiff, i have enriched my life experiences. Ill be back in 2020 after my rehab.

[@Starblind11]

Mortars are still around in the UK, no big display is without them, you just can't buy them as a random person, you need a certificate.

[@Yognought93]

My sister had a firework, like a mortar, but smaller. It hit her in the jaw when we were little, don't think it did more than bruise though.

[@Limit19970]

Freeze time = universe ceases to exist, as least in your perception, because the chemical transmitters in your reflex arc would also freeze.

[@JamieA242]

trotts hair looks good in blue on the thumbnail would bang.

[@TheDdaapp11]

I heard the best youtuber ever in this video (nerd^3)

[@neonscucca8987]

smith is a man after my own heart

[@kptkittybucket1013]

Ball-twistitus (testicular torsion) happened to my little bro. Some people don't have their balls properly attached. He was in soooo much pain, had to go in to surgery in order to not lose one or both of his balls. Poor bastard.

[@pwntehnoobs]

Hey Hatfilms when are you gonna finally do another unboxing of stuff from the PO Box?

[@sandman2959]

what it in the bernerds watch it creates a bubble around the person when everything outside the bubble stopped time

[@Maedelrosen]

Time is a human concept, cannot be manipulated.

[@TheJoyriderDub]

Finally some class on youtube, cheers mates! Merry Christmas. Love your insight on the world around us (:

[@BackwardRocketStudios]

I have a strong gag reflex and just don't like the taste of most vegetables; meat is easier for me to keep down and the bonus is that I find the taste appealing/acceptable.

[@senken12]

My Dad and Uncle had a mortar that the fuse went out in the tube. So they lit a roman candle, dropped it down and ran!

[@CreepingMop]

ross going on about the mice thing, probably referencing filthy franks rat chef vid, where they were already dead and he bought from a pet shop because they are food for some snakes

[@thegoliard7]

In the US, mortars are legal if you sign a waver.

[@RealDids]

I'm with you Ross. I don't really like candy, but I looooove chocolate.

[@davidpeck5304]

This episode got a philosophical level deep

[@matthewmccausland4517]

I think it's worrying how obsessed Smith is with fireworks

[@nickoliver68]

what episode of worms was it when they talk about time and stuff?!?!

[@hannamadhatter]

I'm vegetarian but I'm not against eating meat, I just don't like the taste of it. Humans are designed to eat meat, but I'm against the conditions animals are kept in.

[@thegourdkingpumpkin6666]

Free range meat is a solution to one of your problems (I think that they only have that with poultry:/. )

[@kindafatkindastrong5683]

humans arent designed to eat meat lol 😂 meat is taste becaus its seasoned with plants

[@TGN501]

+Collide™ CS:GO Humans are omnivorous. We're capable of digesting meat, and in many cases, even of digesting it raw without cooking. Cooking simply makes it easier to eat - much the same as many vegetables. So we ARE designed to eat meat, and meat on its own can taste rather nice. I've cooked plenty of steaks in their own fat, and then eaten them blue.

[@Xanthanarium]

+Collide™ CS:GO someone didn't do their homework

[@Xanthanarium]

+TGN501 cooking reduces risk of infection and preserves meat longer, so humans are just used to it because it's such an old custom.

[@FeelsDonkMan]

Trott cooked a plastic bag, where can I hear the full story?

[@Vesterpester]

Bump

[@Lazerblade95]

#VASECTOMYTROTT

[@zeppjacobs4590]

now smiffy tries to be part of us when he refuses to hug us xD

[@benny_boi549]

Mortar fire works are still legal however you need a licences to use them

[@judenicholl1358]

I heard Smiffy say NerdCubed! The fan fictions are being written.

[@tweasure4457]

Trott, I am having that right now. It's too spoopy.

[@ErusUmbros]

No birds on the table for me lads. Sorry Smiffy, it's time for HAM this Christmas Dinner. Yum Yum, the pig is noble and tasty.

[@Saphrix]

Are mortars and roman candles the same thing?

[@thrashfilms8838]

come to alaska we have mortars and huge fire work stands (;

[@jenniferhanson2497]

with bernards watch why not freeze time in space as vacuums are notmassed

[@caveofskarzs1544]

Probably gonna have anything other than poultry this Christmas. xD

[@Creen64]

Trott, I'm in the same ball twisting phase right now.

[@bradwilson9320]

Mortars are still legal in Washington state im not sure about other states though

[@willinwood1804]

A tad off topic, but can you guys make a video of you playing Sanke Oil sometime?

[@TheGardeinator]

ITS A REAL THREAT SMIFF. I had a torsion, had to have surgery, scrotum inflated to the size of a mexican orange and lefty atrophied from the trauma and is now half the size

[@jonnylomj7601]

I'll be honest. As a vegetarian, I never thought smith would be compassionate enough for other living beings as to make a change to his diet. I commend you sir.

[@Igneousiceman]

Chaps were on form today.

[@Kerbsurfer]

I'm a vegetarian. It's super easy to do with all the quorn style products out there. It will never compare to real meat but after a while you adjust and enjoy it almost as much as meat without another living thing dying for the enjoyment. Each to their own but I do think people should seriously confront how their meat is made available to them if they're going to eat it though. That's just a good rule for everything in life. Like the electronics we buy for example.

[@flapjackhd2158]

Now I'm gonna feel bad about christmas dinner tommorow

[@thekofod]

Pigs have been proved to be smarter than your average pet dog. :)

[@FrshChees91]

We're having lasagna this Christmas. While it's not a bird, I'm sure there will be beef.

[@lilcrowlet1802]

Welcome ethics-class with Hatfilms everyone.

[@stikle5]

When I was in school there was a kid that crossed his balls, happened while he was sleeping. Went to the hospital and they had to remove one of them because it had died. Circulation was cut off from it by the other ball.

[@StealthyCarrots]

How ironic it would be if your headteacher was the same one who died in '96 and was the reason they were banned. Even MORE ironic considering his name was Hattersley.

[@cattjohnson1114]

Also we haven't had a mass shooting since 2010in the UK it was in Cumbria

[@fraserclayton7468]

Cool topics covered.

[@antifusion]

American cheese is literally a war crime :D

[@AmamMcMam]

16:00 I was high when I watched this and couldn't stop laughing.

[@MrRyguySkate]

I'm takin a big 'ol ham this christmas and shovin the fricker in my mouth.

[@lolageez1]

I'm a veggie and I love the variety of food I have. I'm actually bodybuilding on the diet too

[@NunoPlague]

Over here (Portugal) we don't eat birds for christmas, we eat cod.

[@Rottenmind89]

I went through a phase where I thought my balls were twisted. -Trott

[@Celldwellerz]

Shave Trott !! and remmeber the snow dose not warm you in December ;)