Ross "Own Goal" Hornsby Al "Premature launch" Smith Chris "my back hurts from carrying this team" Trott
@iAmDe1234 жыл бұрын
Al Smith? Who's he?
@gvdc4 жыл бұрын
love how the first opponents were trying to troll the boiks in the quickchat, oblivious to the fact 2/3 of them were busy talking about eating chocolate thats been stomped down the shower drain
@jamesddiii12924 жыл бұрын
0:55 a Ross own goal in the first minute of the video? That's how you know it's going to be a good one!
@bd8d2234 жыл бұрын
Honestly Ross should stream this by himself, the other two are bringing his rank way down
@minyirishs13314 жыл бұрын
Trott low-key going mad whilst ross and smith just talk about showering was such typical hat films 3:44 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit.. Pretty sure im famous now
@minyirishs13314 жыл бұрын
But birdman that is literally the charm hat films they have always chatted about shit? I found it funny anyway
Watching Trott lose his mind while Smith and Ross while away their finite hours to the grave talking about chocolate consumption really made my evening
@nikakmal73424 жыл бұрын
2:41 *Smith blabbering away about his key to success in life while the other team is 4 points ahead* "Classic Hatfilms 😂"
@aethernaut18994 жыл бұрын
It's the Al Smiffy ADHD Power Hour!
@rk9sbpro834 жыл бұрын
I love how even Ross knew his rank was ridiculous
@chrism454 жыл бұрын
It was nice of Ross to play with a couple silvers
@jordenpenitch15322 жыл бұрын
Hear it’s a charity he’s doing work for
@simplyphenomenalmike4 жыл бұрын
Classic "Golden Wheels" Ross Hornby
@desmondsolomon28094 жыл бұрын
8:45 LOL. Ross discussing the intricacies of chocolate for breakfast as the other team sends the ball right by him into the goal.
@TheOnlyOrk4 жыл бұрын
Ross getting gold was amazing. He scores goals in both goals, that's how you know he deserves such a ranking
@Droodl34 жыл бұрын
Would love a mentoring vid in which casual gets Ross to improve from his dog vision ways
@circumchristian4 жыл бұрын
I always knew Ross was the real golden boy edit: nevermind
@xBananowyJEx4 жыл бұрын
It must have added all the goals Ross shot for that gold. And that includes own goals too!
@saulmackie59884 жыл бұрын
Trott's gritted teeth in "at least I know the fruit and nut preferences" got me goood Tyvm for content boiks
@CK-bs8gs4 жыл бұрын
Just doin my part and liking/commenting in hopes to activate this algorithm cause these boiks deserve more views! Feel free to reply with how yall are holding up. Might help these boiks out!
@GoodKingMort4 жыл бұрын
Has there been any algorithm update?
@fatdog20004 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m good, lockdown is getting a bit rough
@CK-bs8gs4 жыл бұрын
@@GoodKingMort I've no idea honestly.
@CK-bs8gs4 жыл бұрын
@@fatdog2000 I feel that brother. I think my sanity is slowly degrading haha
@4450krank4 жыл бұрын
@MR Bond yeah the lockdown is really getting annoying, so many people at my work got fired, we have on my shift gone from 18 to 8 and are losing 3 more soon:C
@leechmiller10724 жыл бұрын
Hey there, thanks for making these video's during the lockdown, I know it's hard for everybody.
@tlaxietlkyon4 жыл бұрын
Oh, I thought I was the only one getting hard watching their videos.
@leechmiller10724 жыл бұрын
@@tlaxietlkyon You are not alone...
@TheAltoSaxophonist4 жыл бұрын
Smith at 11:22 edited in was *chef's kiss*
@Flashjackmak4 жыл бұрын
All the Chocolate Bois in the audience absolutely immolating themselves with molten chocolate after the plays we've seen today. The salmon boy was leaping majestically today.
@danwhite74104 жыл бұрын
"That's how you save that sort of shot" hard cutting to Smith conceding. Take a bow for that edit Creggle.
@jonathanvaningen98244 жыл бұрын
I loved ross’ reference to that Mitchell and Webb look “oh and that’s a bad miss”
@vickyromanova4 жыл бұрын
watching ur rocket league vids makes me understand people who get emotional over sports
@gruntslayer35244 жыл бұрын
Literally love this stuff. Ik you guys have the new two channel system but this is the main channel kind of stuff I missed
@cakewithsomesprinkle4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow... that was one hell of a performance
@namafenra4 жыл бұрын
Their original Rocket League videos were some of the first videos that got me into the hat boiks. I didn't play RL at the time, but have started since and reached a somewhat decent rank. These videos are now a truly painful dicking ripping experience. I sympathise with trott on a spiritual level.
@zacharystortz66704 жыл бұрын
Honestly haven't seen Trott that frustrated lol
@IAOIceland19844 жыл бұрын
would love to have a full time version on all of the games and then a higlight version that's like this, like a full time vod of the rocket league stream part for those who missed the stream
@kerrineanderson82164 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Rocket league and the chocolate bois are back! I'm cheering for you guys! And chocolate is my favorite! Love it!
@Ourvee4 жыл бұрын
We have truly entered hat films Renaissance. Keep these coming for the chocolate bois
@GamerSibbers4 жыл бұрын
Cutting all the replays at the last moment? That's fun to Watch? damn it Craig.
@ij20man354 жыл бұрын
4:31 - Trotts face... so funny.
@willbasaur59634 жыл бұрын
As a genuine chocolate boy I never let my choccy set, always a tepid warm bucket of sloppy chocolate ready for a win
@Life-Glug4 жыл бұрын
What Ross lacks in ability, he makes up for with his commentator voice. Great video, I love your Rocket League streams bois. Thank you
@MasterRad894 жыл бұрын
Haven’t finished the video yet, but man it sure seems like Trott would be better off with two bots instead of those two. Lol
@Mafalgar4 жыл бұрын
These videos are amazing, hope you keep it up!
@mikkabouzu4 жыл бұрын
That first round was the worst I've seen the boiks do in this game, as Hat Trick United OR Chocolate Bois lmao
@lakersouthpaw4 жыл бұрын
They actually made some pretty good plays in this video.
@blobberooni4 жыл бұрын
"Goal Lazio, Goal Lazio, Goal Lazio" - Alan Smythe 2020
@unlikyman4 жыл бұрын
ROSS TURN OF CAMERA SHAKE< and zoom out a bit might help too
@MonkeyDLuffy-qw8te4 жыл бұрын
I love u so much guys ... I can remember back in the old days when u started playing this game i loved it immediately ^_^ glad to see u back at it
@tomn27654 жыл бұрын
the fact that bronze ranks exist below silver is what's truly amazing
@imallfordabulls4 жыл бұрын
Chat: “ez” Ah yes the welcoming Rocket League community
@imallfordabulls4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Walker I think it’s worse than other online games, although maybe not LoL/Dota levels. It’s not the other team but your own teammates whining and complaining about how the whole team sucks. Meanwhile you realize they’re not very good anyway but then they rage quit down a goal leaving you helpless.
@awesomeaartvark4 жыл бұрын
I don't actually care if you three are good or bad at this or any game, as you are always entertaining, but I do have to say, some of the misses and fails in this video are absolutely hilarious, hahaha, also the beginning was the best XD XD
@RigelGalvan4 жыл бұрын
12:17 Death by laughter, choked by chocolate
@12345144 жыл бұрын
I swear i will send them a "chocolate" in the mail, if i hear more chocolate talk. Love you boiks!
@enigmaPL4 жыл бұрын
11:11 Smith: They've tasted de feet!! They've tasted de feet!! lolol
@camerantac10714 жыл бұрын
Smith - "let me just be in goal" Me - "well fuck"
@Jasper_Hill4 жыл бұрын
Ross "Own Goal" Hornby got gold.
@philiptandy81044 жыл бұрын
Fucking edge of my seat im screaming louder than the boiks here
@leeatlarge14 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see the replays the whole way through, some absolute screamers here.
@shrimpisdelicious4 жыл бұрын
As it turns out, chocolate tastes best when it's been poured over salmon.
@sqweeps63604 жыл бұрын
Trotts out here hard carrying these other 2 scrubs
@zunalter4 жыл бұрын
It was hard to see trott go through such actual physical pain during these matches
@fatdog20004 жыл бұрын
Rossperu is magic He wears a magic hat And when he see some chocolate, he says I’m having that. He scores them with he’s left wheel, he scores them with he’s right And when he’s got some chocolate, he scores all fucking night!
@gregorywhatley96594 жыл бұрын
3:36 this had me fucking cackling
@YourAverageTurtle4 жыл бұрын
How do Smith and Ross still have default camera settings 🙃
@MonkeyDLuffy-qw8te4 жыл бұрын
Any chance u doin sub games ?
@JoeSmith-pp6uy4 жыл бұрын
Chocolate dinners every Sunday.
@TheTwit19954 жыл бұрын
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@sionowen81874 жыл бұрын
Fuuuck me you guys are hillarious I'm only 5 mins in and im crying with laughter!! Great work!!
@Yawnybones4 жыл бұрын
LET'S GO CHOCOLATE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ.
@sglyph4 жыл бұрын
I would much prefer Trott to be in goal since he knows how to fucking move his car and has the inexplicable ability to trickle a ball in from the other side of the pitch.
@dom77614 жыл бұрын
ross really needs to learn how to do a diagonal roll
@Noobazzah4 жыл бұрын
Ol' Salmon Boy is a fuckin god.
@tiltedmouse19724 жыл бұрын
those salmon skills trot holy shit.
@TheOdd4 жыл бұрын
Ross' gold rank was purely for his commentary skills
@c0rse4 жыл бұрын
If I can give some constructive feedback, I think the boys need to work on boost management a little bit more. They seem to be constantly starved of boost and when there's an opportunity for a counterattack they can't do anything with it. You should be seeking out boost as you rotate back and then holding on to it. Front flip to gain speed while tracking back to avoid using boost.
@razzledazzled40094 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm the same as Smith when it comes to showering, I'm a hand washer and I use a shampoo with selenium for dandruff. I'm a woman of simple taste
@TheSwordinator4 жыл бұрын
So, Trott's taking the game seriously whilst Smith and Ross are only half paying attention while in full-bants mode? In other news: water is wet.
@BanthaBoi4 жыл бұрын
Got my bounty ready
@PizzaBoiled4 жыл бұрын
Ross 'wispa gold' Hornby
@WintersInBerlin4 жыл бұрын
I don't how Trott manages!
@TheRoboteer4 жыл бұрын
10:45 - "If you'll be my twirl" would have been a better line there smh come on Smith
@dafyddbryan834 жыл бұрын
will there ever be a rocket league video without ross scoring an own goal? ahah
@YourAverageTurtle4 жыл бұрын
Hatfilms could reach out to a rocket league KZbinr for some coaching and a collab someone like JonSandman
@VideoSage4 жыл бұрын
They should donate the amount they lose by, times ten, to a charity. Maybe something for obesity, or diabetes.
@Doublefistshaboing4 жыл бұрын
Ross in gold lol
@mac64 жыл бұрын
Let’s go chocolate! 🍫 🍫 Had that in my pocked and it has gently melted. Now just smearing it across my fingers and my clothes
@Zomon94 жыл бұрын
Did you say chocolate?!!
@Zw2854 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Trott,
@simplymatt61404 жыл бұрын
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@PresumablyTunes4 жыл бұрын
come to this after watching Musty's video of 2v1s with jstn... a little bit of difference in skill xD
@zephyrmop4 жыл бұрын
NRG have nothing on the chocolate bois
@YourAverageTurtle4 жыл бұрын
Rumour has it chocolate bois will be primed and ready for RLCS 2021
@Thoran6664 жыл бұрын
For a few seconds I thought the title was "Wiener Wiener Chocolate Dinner!"
@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh4 жыл бұрын
It's all about that minimum game impact, right?
@user-co2ps4yo7k4 жыл бұрын
pizza restaurant lmao
@handsomecaveman4 жыл бұрын
I'm facepalming a lot to the Chocolate Bois but these videos are great nevertheless. Hopefully we'll see a lot more.
@kagewilliams44754 жыл бұрын
Hat Films are like parents with very neglected children.
@TheMelter1014 жыл бұрын
The audacity of uploading rocket league when you win 1 game and Trott has to carry the whole time!!
@mobius_one4 жыл бұрын
You guys should hit up Lethamyr and see if he'll train you
@GaLaTeXify4 жыл бұрын
Lethamyr is insane, but I wonder if he is even good enough to make any difference with these boys :D
@VilTheVillain4 жыл бұрын
@@GaLaTeXify if they listen to some of the comments here they'd improve. If they don't then it doesn't matter who says it, they'll just improve over time eventually
@GaLaTeXify4 жыл бұрын
@@VilTheVillain Ofc, was just joking :D I still remember when I picked up the game. Tbh these low ranks are probably most fun u get in ranked, after you climb its more of a try hard grind and lots of toxicity. Wish I could just go back to being bad like this :D
@MAZZYR64 жыл бұрын
Chocolate booooooooooooiiiiiis!!!!
@theaveragegatsbyy4 жыл бұрын
ROSSPERU GOLD!!!!!!!
@TwaDeRandomz4 жыл бұрын
It's DARE
@willwakefield63614 жыл бұрын
It's genuinely painful to watch how bad they are
@monkaeyes4 жыл бұрын
They all need to stop ball chasing
@davefinlay89184 жыл бұрын
ffs they need a goalie
@SnipingMachines4 жыл бұрын
Your video's pretty good 👏 We upload gaming videos too
@LosttForWords4 жыл бұрын
All I want is one of them to please stop focusing on the ball 100% of the time, there's a reason the pros don't, please for the sake of the Chocolate Bois
@inconspicuousjerry66604 жыл бұрын
I'ma comment it on every video: turn off ball cam, especially for smithy it will help prevent those last second misses
@VilTheVillain4 жыл бұрын
They're barely able to control the car. Ball cam isn't the problem with their shooting, it's just lack of experience.