Have I Got a Bit More News for You S67 E10. Alex Horne. 7 Jun 2024

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

Thank you again for posting this so faithfully. This is one of the few shows I look forward to watching.

[@GneasYTC]

Best episode in ages. 🤣 They were all brilliant, but Paul was absolutely on fire. I think he's got his mojo back lately. I thought Carol was going to literally die laughing during that whole bit from 21:15 on.. "Will you be wanting the face flannel, or is it an all over body scrub?"🤣🤣🤣

[@carn9507]

@user-ed6ff3bb4i you hoping a woman will die just cos you don't like her. Bit weird.

[@5Andysalive]

@@carn9507 where does it say "hope"? Unless it is edited, but it wouldn't even make sense. That said, i found her a bit too overacty.

[@EWAScotland]

Drinking Paula Vennels tears, one of the best throwaway lines ever…

[@holdenmcgroin3995]

I didn't get it :(

[@davidallan5671]

CEO of post office at public inquiry. She kept pretending to be crying

[@SimonFrack]

1:30 Hadron collider is particle physics. It’s not the role of the space agency. And funding for the hadron collider came from a huge variety of countries, both EU and non-EU.

[@failte9910]

Thank you for posting! I really enjoy watching this even if I live across the pond in the US. I really like UK TV, especially panel & comedy shows.

[@holdenmcgroin3995]

Do you enjoy cats does countdown?

[@PWdeBB]

Apparently CNN are going to do a US version for the election.

[@METALUNICORNLTD]

Try a radio show called The News Quiz :)😊

[@failte9910]

@@holdenmcgroin3995 Yes. Also used to watch Mock the Week.

[@joanmackie1735]

You’re clearly a person of taste!

[@SuzetteGrist]

Thanks for the laughs😂😂😂😂

[@BuruIgeru]

You know it's good when Ian's already shit-talking before the credits

[@emils2000]

These guys are a national treasure! 😊

[@AlbertSquareAfterDark]

Alex Horne is brilliant here. He really suits the role. Hope he gets more episodes.

[@MominSoliman]

Never heard of him

[@paulastapleton9072]

​@@MominSolimancreator and co host of Taskmaster among other things. Brilliant show.

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Too right! Up there with VCM and Richard Ayoade.

[@BogusNoise]

@@MominSoliman Also been in dictionary corner on Cats Does Countdown. Great style of humour!

[@pjsheahan5675]

Really I thought he ruined the show with his kids TV eye rolling and over doing everything

[@outistynnanyt5153]

I love Paul's suit, its so good looking! The muted flowers, and the dark blue, it really works, especially offset by the bright shirt

[@MPM6785ChitChat]

Thank you for the full upload

[@iamyourfather3040]

Can't believe it's the 600th show ❤🎉😊

[@sfshinz]

Ian has won what, three of them?

"I'm -Alex Horne- LITTLE ALEX HORNE!" ;-)

[@carolgarland3282]

Jack Dee in scintillating form.

[@eastvandb]

The Grumpiest Old Man In The Universe. (not a diss)

[@catheriam1945]

Jack Dee is the black sheep uncle who turns up at family festivities, is immediately at the drinks table, smokes outside and can be heard on cell phone at the bottom of the garden saying, "Now, honey, if you sister saw me with a redhead down the pub, she needs glasses. I never ... no, no, now listen, I never..." He is apolitical (his acidic asides are spot on and hilarious), finds the lad who needs 50 pounds for a new tire for his bike and shoves the money unobtrusively into his jacket pocket, murmuring "Oh, never mind, you have fun on that bike, alright?", when asked about employment, his eye twinkle and he lays a finger alongside his nose, kisses his hostess, waves at the company from the front door and is whisked away by Uber.

[@therichieboy]

Top notch panel this week. Thanks for the much needed laugh.

[@jamesknauer540]

Her prediction at 5:06 was spot-on. Tories came in 3rd.

[@JosephineKilgannon]

Two of my favourite things on one episode (skateboarding + metal), I am very pleased!😊

[@granthurlburt4062]

Thank you again for posting

[@black_platypus]

40:40 OMG, I was at a concert a couple of months back where they played that! 😁 Sanguisugabogg supporting Suffocation 🤘

[@pauledwards8275]

Thank You ! They have all been a joy

[@JMErlendson]

He’s such an excellent host!

[@riddersjc]

Before they do their PHDude they'll have to do their UnderRad 🤙

[@andrewcarson5850]

Your taxi just arrived.

[@swetasorab]

Well done.

[@kwerk2011]

And before that, their Ollie-vels!

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

Lol you just know they'd have to call it something like that.

[@nicoledale4004]

Nice

[@jimisi7424]

Hislop is not only a man of honour but a man who has made his pile so can be honest.

[@airspeed_alive]

🎉🎉🎉💋👄😘 thanks for upload

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

600 episodes? Ian hislop has appeared in all of them,even Paul had a few nights off.

[@Kingtrollface259]

Excellent, just excellent

[@saladcream1884]

Top show. TY

[@Paul-p1p6m]

Still one of the best news shows in the world.?

[@glyneade6621]

Why the ?

[@Paul-p1p6m]

@@glyneade6621 I do not see all shows in the world!

[@glyneade6621]

Have watched the show since the first episode and still the best!

[@Paul-p1p6m]

@@glyneade6621 I have maybe all the seasons and episodes of this really great show. Thank you for following it like I do.

[@ketongu]

yeah! I think there needs to be more satirical news shows. not a sketch show which fictionalises in order to point out the absurd, but a show wherein facts are presented and jokes are made about them. Always loved HIGNFY and mock the week growing up

[@donrobertson4940]

Other flavours of milkshake can be thrown ....

[@dondesmond7969]

Yes, for instance Hugh Janus will throw chocolate.

[@ethzero]

Brilliant opener 🥇😂

[@susandemir7180]

Jack Dee kept it on point,

[@billkingston4402]

The guy caught driving by the judge, bloody hell

[@ronaldkantelberg]

Jack Dee's comment towards Little Alex Horne just clicked for me. He is in the new series of Taskmaster, so he must have been in the middle of recordings when this episode was recorded. 😁

[@hawkeye3905]

Great script writers who make the show look so effortless

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

They could have mentioned that Black Market Vasectomy is by the band Sanguisugabogg.

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

Lol they probably didn't want to pronounce it incorrectly on national TV

[@stevie-ray2020]

Should've played a snippet for us!

[@2nd3rd1st]

Is it really. Gosh, I'm so glad I knew that.

[@howtoappearincompletely9739]

Thank you.

[@davebowman6497]

Carols extended laugh at the vasectomy is priceless. 😅

[@jeremywilliams5107]

Farage - putting the mock in democracy

[@silke4543]

love paul's outfit

[@pressureworks]

Is the sax man a member of the Horne Section ???

[@howbigtheace]

He is! Mark Brown :)

[@pressureworks]

@@howbigtheace ty

[@Non-Doctors-Music]

This hasn't aged well :D - After the Sunak-Day blunder, the Tories may be fifth after Labour, Liberals, SNP, and the Greens.

[@EdwardLindon]

Let's just see that as a bonus.

[@bigglesbiggles1]

Not being in the UK and not been paying attention , is there a link to what sunak day is? I need a good laugh.... Update.... DDay blunder....ffs.. its what happens when a hobby politician gets to be PM

[@andrewcockburn7484]

​@@bigglesbiggles1Sunack ditched the D Day commemorations to go home early for a campaign interview.

[@apathybronson]

​@@bigglesbiggles1 I assume they mean Sunak leaving the D Day celebration early. Which is obviously a very important day especially for older Brits which is also who votes Tory

[@WelcomeToTheRezvolution]

We all know that the Tories will come second. Even after all this and the stuff people have been through. The English public shouldn't be given as much credit as you do.

[@EstebanAstudillo]

Awesome!

[@sabaidaniel555]

Jack Dee slayed!

[@Sheffield_Steve]

16:28 Good one Paul!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉

[@dorianlloyd9388]

Class.

[@Silly.Old.Sisyphus]

good one, Jack :)

[@marksiddall379]

Donald Rump

[@stevie-ray2020]

Make America Grill Again!

[@RyanKeane9]

Well done

[@craigpardy6204]

Go home

[@patrickmaline4258]

when are people going to awake to the fact that rich business people are far more suspect than they are trustworthy. ☮️ ❤🌏🌍🌎

[@stevie-ray2020]

No......really? Don't they contribute more taxes than any others to the country's economy?

[@craigpardy6204]

​@@stevie-ray2020Hahaha, I really hope you're joking, otherwise you are watching the wrong show, or so slow you don't realise it. Either way 👀

[@craigpardy6204]

​@@stevie-ray2020because that's how the rich get rich, by paying there fair share of taxes..

[@stevie-ray2020]

@@craigpardy6204 Yeah, sure!

[@stevie-ray2020]

@@craigpardy6204 Sarcasm, my friend!

[@Doublebasist]

Crazy that Luke littler appears on the wall behind the panel.

[@Thisandthat8908]

Freddie Mercury drank a glass of (potentially) beer in the middle of We are the Champions. So the lady is in good company.

[@macsmiffy2197]

Good Lord! It’s barely appeared on BBC iPlayer and already it’s on KZbin. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@JustinPeach]

Alex and Jack carried the show

[@johannesnicolaas]

Was this before or after mr. Rishi left the beach?

[@beachgaara]

Would've fixed the potholes if the bandits in Westminster hadn't stolen all the money to fix theirs instead

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Vordeman has the most insane laugh - not necessarily in a bad way though.

[@stevie-ray2020]

Gorgeous!

[@darthrender2347]

TikTok is not owned by the Chinese for the last time, Ian. I don't think your sarcasm comes through.

[@MyOwnD4d]

The guy caught driving was innocent in the end. Update to the story was that he was no longer suspended, but was still in 'the system' as suspended. Clerical error, he was cleared.

[@fizz-pip]

That was the guys argument. And THEN it turned out the reason his license was not suspended was because he NEVER HAD A LICENSE.

[@the_best_of_times]

history repeating itslef. Stanley Baldwin lost their 200 seat majority within 5 years. Keir is likely to lose it a lot quicker than that!

[@fiskrond9212]

nearest host there's been to the one and only AD?

[@damonteufel]

Not what I was expecting when they said "Al porn."

[@tenkloosterherman]

Six hundred recordings, and stil witty a ever. Please go on.

[@Lowlandlord]

Little Alex Horne

[@craigpardy6204]

The last UK prime minister to enter and leave office at general elections was Edward heath 1970-74. Democracy is not really Democracy anymore, they just do as they please and we stand by applauding. 😢smh

[@bjornjonsson8697]

OMG what has she done to her face?=(

[@johnny5k]

This show would be better if Alex Horne was the regular host, & they had some younger (and funnier) panelists.

[@Jimmyjimjim]

24.20. Aged like fine milk.

[@michaelsandford1015]

It has not been broadcast yet were did you get the episode from

[@RyanKeane9]

Ssshhhhh

[@RMS101]

Please someone tell me who Paul loverts is?

[@DevinGates]

All the information is on the task.

[@thefreemodel7551]

Did the 77th Brigade write these jokes?

[@johnthekeane]

Weirdly, 90% of the AI women on the dating app ads I'm forced to watch, look like Carol Vorderman!?

[@alan_davis]

I.e plastic looking?

[@franmanley1635]

I see Carol's cheeks gave gone the way of her chest..

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Does Ian's team *ever* win?

[@carn9507]

The Wkee article (for some reason doesn't like posting my comment if I spell it properly) has an episode list and it marks each episode in red or green depending who wins and has a total at the bottom. It says after 600 episodes, Ian has won 180. Paul has won 385 and 35 are draws. :)

[@alan_davis]

The last one I think...

[@jeremywilliams5107]

You mean this is a competition? The scoring system seems totally random, and since the Deayton years they hardly get throughtwo rounds any more.

[@jasonmh7345]

He did well as host

[@NathanEllisBodi]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3WTdYKjp7uZkLssi=0hqzmuxuuus5YY29 Paul Merton and Ian hislop looking terrifyingly young.

[@TheBledout]

Skateboarding is on the curriculum because Jamie Griffin is the best skateboarder in the world.

[@RolandeAllen-fy4qg]

Which panellist is constantly over reacting for the camera?

[@michaelhickford4371]

The driver was allowed to drive. It was a clerical error. I hope people look into it.

[@lilymarinovic1644]

It appears so. A little unfair to him. Although it is odd that he was on a charge of "driving while license suspended" if his licence wasn't actually ... well ... suspended.

[@paulwheeler8913]

Actually he wasn’t allowed to drive. The suspension had passed but he had not paid the court fees and it’s at that point his license would be reinstated and valid however he choice not,to do that for four years. Even his own defense lawyer said he was an idiot!

[@lilymarinovic1644]

@paulwheeler8913 thanks for clearing it up.

[@alan_davis]

The clerical error was his... so, no, he didn't have a licence.

[@EnglishTeacher-ez1bo]

The Michigan man was not driving without a license. There was a clerical error. All charges were dropped. That's why he was looking so confused. The poor man spent two days in jail before it was straightened out. By the way, he was at a doctor's office because his wife is extremely ill and he was there is support her.

[@alan_davis]

Incorrect, go get the latest update...

[@EnglishTeacher-ez1bo]

@@alan_davis You're right! "In a new hearing this week, Judge Simpson makes clear that Harris never actually had an eligible driver’s license. And records from Michigan’s Department of State, obtained by NPR, show this as well." This is so convoluted!

[@luke-tm3ef]

I like Alex Horne but he was a wrong fit for this show

[@pjsheahan5675]

I don't like Alex Horne but he was a real shit for this show

[@craigpardy6204]

I really liked him! He's probably not the best comedian but he's one of the richest..

[@epluribusu9430]

The Conservatives are.... The Conservative Party is....... What ARE England?

[@philtoyarse6487]

D vordaman looking awswome

[@carn9507]

@user-ed6ff3bb4i you got issues.

[@Mekchanoid]

Somewhere there is a sophisticated laboratory cloning cheap generic presenters. Sadly charm, wit and intelligence are expensive upgrades and Alex Horne is only the basic model.

[@Thisandthat8908]

"crack down on anti social behavior"... finally put up some CCTV cameras and nanny state people a bit?

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

Finally nanny state? England has been a nanny state for a long, long time now, and London is one of the most surveilled cities on Earth.

[@Thisandthat8908]

@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 when you have a minute look up "sarcasm"... Seriously!

[@noahwaters]

I will now rewatch my first HIGNFY show: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5rJZHmDa7WEqtksi=-O6YF8Uv0oQpu3rD

[@felix_christopher]

What different Dimension is this, in which Taskmaster is about political pundits and not frozen peas?

[@jeremywilliams5107]

The Great Egg Race ...

[@LeoG666_]

It's always good to see what the supposedly impartial BBC cut out of the main programme.

[@RyanKeane9]

It’s made by Hat Trick, not the BBC

[@kieranoconnor4334]

Meh!!!!

[@luminousfractal420]

trump the cryptid 😂

[@XeNeXX]

THE MR TUMBLE MEME SENT M LMAO - THAT WAS PEAK CHILDHOOD NGL AND I LOVE ED DAVEY AS A DISABLED PERSON MYSELF ITS NICE TO KNOW A PARTY MORE RIGHT WING THAN I - CARES ABOUT DISABLED PEOPLE

[@datgrrl_official]

Cor...stop yelling...

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

​@@datgrrl_official😆 I was just about to write something similar. I find it hard to perfectly understand his comment but I think he's disabled... maybe his disability is that he is deaf and that's why it seems like he's shouting! 😄

[@karnovtalonhawk9708]

Gday, I know its up to her what she wants to do, but I am sad to see Carol going the botox road. IF i had a type, it would be women with similar features to hers. But now those features are all being slowly bubbled away. Age normally please ladies, Men will find your actual face with all its features much more attractive, then if you end up looking like a goldfish having an allergic reaction if something goes wrong in the procedure. Again up to you ladies and men that do it, but just why?

[@carn9507]

That's your response to this vid? Huh.

[@karnovtalonhawk9708]

@@carn9507 Yes the rest is kind of interesting on a world view and a laugh thats why i watch, but im Aussie and to be honest I dont know who some of the politicians they talk about are. So yer I took the time to look at carol and thought your face used to have a refined shape to it now she is all sort of rounded out. sorry if my musing displeased you.

[@martavdz4972]

Because there are no women who have been rejected by men for looking old? There's a reason some women do this. Anyway, you can rest assured I don't know anyone who's had a botox injection, most women don't have money for those. Only the minority who do are more visible.

[@pigboypunk]

politics has become one big idiot-fest...

[@Julian_Wang-pai]

Alex Horne compare of HIGNFY - naff

[@gautamnair4428]

That woman is so irritating. And false.

[@patrick247two]

Pork steak.

[@susandemir7180]

Sorry, but this week it was very poor, I have not heard of the presenter, The show is usually wonderful, and most of other presenters are amazing, Sorry to be negative,,,, Have loved the show for year's please keep going strong

[@carn9507]

You've never heard of Alex Horne? You've never watched Taskmaster? You're missing out. Been one of the most consistently entertaining shows on British TV since it began in 2015 and it's just finished it's 17th series.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

I only heard of it on last weeks show or perhaps the one before that. If like me, you haven't lived in the UK for nearly 20 years how could you have possibly heard of it??! This programme is one of the only contemporary, comical ways I can be slightly informed of current events back home. I recognised the fella because I am sure he has already appeared on the show but I am not familiar with anything he is famous for...and unless I read your comment again I have already forgotten his name. Perhaps he was on Would I Lie to You once, I may have seen him on that. I thought he was alright as a presenter.

[@DevinGates]

I'm in Canada and I'd heard of Alex before Taskmaster.

[@alan_davis]

You not having heard of Alex Horne says a lot more about you than him.

[@richardbetts816]

Great job Alex Horne!

[@gavinneedham2013]

Would’ve been good for the show to mention that guy driving didn’t actually have a suspended license and it was all an error.

[@johngelnaw1243]

Sort of. He didn't have a suspended license, because he had no license to suspend. His driving privilege had been revoked, and was supposed to have been reinstated, but he didn't file the paperwork. Nor did he actually try to get a driving license. They could have also mentioned that the defense in Hunter's trial maintains he had just completed rehab, and therefore believed he wasn't an addict. Which may or may not be true, as his girlfriend at the time (also a crack user) claimed he was on crack that day. But she's also a bit vague, and uncertain.

[@alan_davis]

Would've been good for you to mention that you were mistaken... Guy had no license.

[@Cathode_Raymond]

Turns out that driving licence guy was innocent. The suspension had been lifted over two years previously.

[@harveycreekin]

Further update to that was he hadn't actually renewed his licence so was actually guilty after claiming his innocence on the news! He got more jail 😂

[@renrutmat]

Actually the guy has never held a driving licence.

[@alan_davis]

​@@renrutmatthis, 100% correct.

[@serendipidus8482]

Why are they talking about 409 seats and 200 seats? How many fuggin seats are there? It sounds like seating for a taylor swift concert not a small island nations parliament! Why so many? Also ive never seen more than five people in there.

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

There are 650 seats.

[@riddersjc]

There are 650 seats. 326 is therefore needed for a majority, conservatives were on 365 and labour on 202. People are predicting a _massive_ landslide for labour, but I reckon those numbers will pretty much exactly switch. I know your comment was meant as a joke, but they actually talked about why it looks empty in a recent episode of The Rest Is Entertainment - occasionally it is just empty, but more often than not it's just because of the camera angles and the rules that only that room can be filmed, so quite often there are many people out in other rooms or corridors actually voting or doing stuff which is not televised.

[@milo2324]

check every Wednesday at noon. PMQ or Prime Minister's Question Time, is usually fully packed by the worshipers of the Satan.

[@JBDiamondCutter]

Also the speaker has a seat but doesn't take it up in parliament (quite why i don't know bc that leaves 80,000 or so people without representation) ​@@riddersjc

[@MIEJ4]

@@JBDiamondCutterthey have to be neutral to control the house activities

[@johnmacdonald8040]

Not a good episode at all. No real interaction between the panel and Mr Horne was a poor host.

[@alan_davis]

This was of the better ones, IMHO. I'm not calling you an idiot, I'm just saying not everyone has the same tastes.

[@bradyelich2745]

I also hate British humour, irony, and lists.

[@carn9507]

what exactly are you doing here, brad?

[@alan_davis]

Bye Brad.

[@skwrrskwr]

Vorderman is the *worst panelist on this show.. dunno why they keep having her on.

[@carn9507]

world?

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Well some of us like her. She's a National Treasure. And still looking damn fine, especially for an 80 year old! She's clever and funny. I was glad to see her. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@skwrrskwr]

@@Rugmunchersauce3 she's about 60...

[@skwrrskwr]

@@carn9507 got me

[@DevinGates]

I can think of two reasons...

[@marcnoone7719]

50 year old communist students

[@lindanimated]

The panelists are already great, no need to big them up even more!

[@marcnoone7719]

@@lindanimated it takes 4 working days for a Chinese visa !

[@carn9507]

@@marcnoone7719 why do you know that?

[@martavdz4972]

​@@lindanimated From someone whose family was tortured and persecuted by Communists, you might want to bring that down a notch.

[@lindanimated]

@@martavdz4972 Actual communism has not ever been practiced. Your family was tortured and persecuted by fascists who sold the world the idea that their practices were communism. That is terrible and I empathise, but their torturers were not communists. What they did was nothing like Marx wanted. And for the record, my father was a refugee from Karelia in WWII as a toddler, who slept with holes in his bedroom furniture from Soviet shelling. But the Soviets were not communists, as I explained above.