Have I Got a Bit More News for You S67 E9. Victoria Coren Mitchell. 31 May 2024

[@Baiko]

I don't know why I'm always so immensly amused by Ian Hislop making a relevant pop culture reference joke

[@benjaminvonstein]

Because it is impossible to see coming and so is always a complete shock lol

[@howtoappearincompletely9739]

Chris McCausland really shines in this extended version. Thanks for uploading!

[@jimisi7424]

Yep. Very funny

[@paulnolan4971]

That JFK joke just for one lol Scousers are the greatest with the greatest sense of humour.

[@jimisi7424]

@@paulnolan4971 well you would say that being a scouser! My dogz got no nose.....how does it smell?..............feckin awful!

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

So does Victoria. In general.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

​​@@jimisi7424. Dey do doh, don't dey doh, dogz.

[@luce4873]

Chris’s joke “since JFK said let’s put the roof down” 😂😂😂

[@billkingston4402]

Yes, spit out your beer time, brilliant

[@paulnolan4971]

Brutal. Scousers tell the best jokes.

[@ethzero]

Really glad I watched the extended version; comedy gold 🥇

[@cliff8669]

You can never go wrong with Victoria Coren Mitchell. The East Berlin bit was brilliant.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Yeah, it certainly got me daydreaming about it for a while (not the Jeremy Corbyn part though, just Victoria and the rest).

[@gnomevoyeur]

Sophie was such a good sport, not that I disagree with her subconscious mind.

[@eastvandb]

If they were in the same class, the teachers would constantly have to separate Victoria and Chris McCausland for disrupting the class. This was probably the rudest episode of HIGNFY+ I've ever seen, and I'm here for it.

[@cassietheenglishteacher]

I love when Victoria hosts

[@franmanley1635]

I just love Victoria!

[@Mark-it6ue]

Ian ministry of sound joke hilarious

[@joannajanes2781]

Yes!!! V good

[@iwasborn8470]

i dont get it

[@jestermoon]

Right on man 😂

[@paulnolan4971]

That was fking golden as an old skool house music person who was there

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Is that meant to be a sentence or just a new name?

[@censusgary]

I’m still enjoying the fact that the Home Secretary’s name is James Cleverly. Right now, he’s doing better than the Foreign Secretary, William Verythick.

[@a.p.8846]

she's always so good

[@Mark-it6ue]

Thanks for upload , love when Chris is on

[@baoboumusic]

Chris is always so sharp and funny. What a guy.

[@CollaterlieSisters]

Thank you for the fast post.

[@kathleenandrews8171]

Paul looks pretty snappy this week; I love his bird shirt.

[@jonathanport5002]

He has fun days ànd very fun days

[@cwbrooks5329]

Just remembered what that cookie factory question time reminded me of . . . Lisa: Mr. Burns, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular ? Burns: Ooh, a tough question, but a fair one .

[@christophermoore7972]

So many brilliant jokes but Chris is absolutely on fire!! 😅

[@marywood2865]

That involuntary/voluntary service thing encompasses stuff like helping elderly neighbors, which could just be encouraged by I don't know...schools, religious organizations, parents, etc., or am I just crazy?! Lol

[@highpath4776]

Teenagers Delivering drugs to people one weekend a month, wow thats three less than normally

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

@@highpath4776 . Except instead of people overdosing because they've had drugs, they'll be dying because they haven't had them!

[@Nyssa337]

...and David Mitchell has now booked two tickets for a vacation with Victoria in East Germany.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

East BERLIN to be exact. I think it's not like the rest of Eastern Germany. I wish I could be there!

[@apathybronson]

​@@Rugmunchersauce3 it is, except for it being part of Berlin. You wouldn't. Unless you don't speak English around anyone. Then you're fine. Unless you are visibly not German.

[@TimoDyer]

Thanks for the full program. This one is soooooo good. Sophie Ridge is gorgeous.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Sophie Ridge? Oh, there was another woman besides Victoria??!

[@TimoDyer]

@@Rugmunchersauce3 Victoria is hot and seksy. Sophie gorgeous.

[@CDNChaoZ]

David Mitchell is such a lucky person.

[@paulnolan4971]

As a sapiosexual myself. I couldn't agree more.

[@solitaryman777]

@@paulnolan4971 there's that word again!

[@thehellyousay]

@@paulnolan4971 pah, humans are overrated. komodo dragons, now there's a thrilling date ...

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

@@thehellyousay . 😆 After you've had a date with one of those, you can forget about being with anyone else! Or indeed, ANYTHING. A "love-bite" from a Komodo Dragon is so...intoxicating! ❤️💀

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

I'm so jealous of him...if I didn't really like and respect him I would hate him! Jammy bar steward.

[@justinrose1512]

Victoria is superb in all respects

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Oh yes! 🤤

[@dougalportree603]

Oo they cut out the Diane Abbott tea, love these longer eps

[@billkingston4402]

Great episode, Chris was a blinder

[@georgelane6350]

Nice one.

[@AthanImmortal]

His jokes are so sharp, you never see them coming. Love the guy.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

😄 I see what you did there!

[@martavdz4972]

"I´m looking for the room with the a**es" had me in stitches 😂

[@thomasoxford2140]

Blind jokes? Not a good look

[@thenodfather]

"My husband" aaaaw 😂

[@dielaughing73]

Was definitely a classic Mitchell line

[@TBFI_Botswana]

Chris was on fire 😂

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Well, he didn't seem to notice. His sense of smell must be faulty too, not to mention his pain receptors! He's doing pretty well for such a disabled, inflamable bloke from Liverpool.

[@TR-rz1xt]

Brilliant to see the full version, thank you! Anyone else ever feel that even though it's 50% longer you often can't tell where it went in the other?! Some I can , but never 15 minutes worth :/

[@GunnarMiller]

Chris McCausland was absolutely brilliant in this. Actually, everyone was (including the recently sub-par Paul Merton).

[@YogZab]

Paul Merton is among my favourite humans.

[@Anonymouse85]

That lady standing behind'ish Sunak making those faces is my spirit animal

[@Frozen_Smoke1972]

I think they should just give Victoria the job full-time. She's always on top form.

[@crimps321]

I love VCM!

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Mmme too.

[@debbiemckeown7626]

I’m Scottish and don’t care if English MPs wear England kits at the Euros, I expect them to be supporting England anyway.

[@Hascienda27]

Quality this one

[@jimisi7424]

I am from Gloucester and have been to the cheeserolling many times. One year in the 90s i was a contestant. I went ton the top the day before. It iz crazy how steep it looks from the top. I bottled it.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Yes, it does look very steep from the motorway down the bottom. I'd love to give it a go. Does the winner actually get the cheese??

[@jimisi7424]

@@Rugmunchersauce3 yes. From the top looking down its really scary. I had a real fear of breaking my neck so I withdrew. Now in my 50s and might look back regetting giving up my place, but a life in a wheelchair bring me back down to earth.

[@jonathaneffemey944]

thanks so much for posting

[@carlosgravy7966]

"Biggest issue is going to be immigration..." Surely the irony is not lost on the British.

[@DMStern]

Holly Walsh must be furious that Ian nicked her Ministry of Sound joke.

[@paulnolan4971]

One of the funniest ever in 34 years that one. Thanks

[@censusgary]

It would be interesting to know which campaign consultant told Sunak, “Why don’t you associate yourself with the Titanic? That’ll make you look like a real winner!”

[@remixplastic7324]

So great! Would love if they had more inclusive questions when they have blind people on.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Well Paul always explains what we can see to them anyway.

[@Jnoooooo]

I think Chris is aware of some of the constraints he faces on a show like this - it is TV after all. The other panelists always do a sterling job to accommodate him, and he always shines, so what's the problem?

[@junbh2]

​@@JnooooooIt's not necessarily a problem. He manages and does great. But it could be quite cool if they did more and he could participate even more fully.

[@thehellyousay]

"it will be voluntarily compulsory because it will be compulsory to volunteer."

[@Bingpot_Cowabunga]

Diane Abbot against the Berlin Wall. 😂 I cannot.

[@natalieb.1254]

Amazing to see National Service contemplated at a time when a majority of UK citizens have never enlisted and lived happily/well-off by the Americans holding the Cold War.

[@apathybronson]

It's wild how Yankees believe all the propaganda thrown at them. But I guess somebody has to think they're the good guys, when the only thing the global far right and left can agree on is that everybody hates Americans.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

Well it's not like they'll have to now either if it becomes reality since Rishi won't actually punish anyone who doesn't! That's how you motivate people to do something unpopular. Even here in Sweden, one of the world's most democratic countries, you can technically go to prison for refusing service. That's a last resort of course, but still, we have that option because it's necessary

[@BillyBoy1235]

I shall NEVER forgive David for marrying Victoria before i got the chance to ask her.

[@roberthaworth8991]

Chris was on fire tonight.

[@perryclark9354]

What a joy to see 5 intelligent, witty people bouncing if each other entertaining people, and not catering for the lowest levels of interest.

[@colinbaker3916]

The clip at 22:52 features Caroline Flint, once voted Britain’s sexiest female MP. After losing her seat in 2019, she threatened to sue Emily Thornberry, as I recall.

[@Stripe263]

When Victoria said "quite the opposite" about KFC, my first thought was "Morrissey's been on the phone?"

[@MPM6785ChitChat]

Thanks for the upload 😊

[@Bubbagreensshrimphouse]

29:43 best joke of the episode

[@emils2000]

I had a feeling that Chris was saying what Ian was actually thinking... 😁

[@paulnolan4971]

That JFK joke just for one lol Scousers are the greatest with the greatest sense of humour.

[@653j521]

Because they didn't know him.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

It's amazing how much more there is in just the fifteen minutes extra. Why do they cut so much good stuff out for the official version? Seems such a waste to me.

[@apathybronson]

So people also watch the longer version. 2 versions means double the potential viewers.

[@jimisi7424]

You didnt give us long enough, is just as funny in the extended

[@johnwade7430]

Excellent

[@christhesmith]

12:25 Resplendent!!

[@hannesvz82]

Chris McCausland was on fire here!

[@despot666]

Every time I watch this show I get jealous of the political situation in Britain. It all seems so quaint and innocent compared to the raging dumpster fire of pseudo-fascism and corruption that is US politics.

[@deadshot8077]

Look into the Scottish “hate crime” laws ifyou want to feel better. There is such a thing as thought crime there now. At least you have 1A.

[@apathybronson]

Well that's because the US has a culture of unbridled egocentrism, the biggest religious group is literally an apocalyptic death cult and you respect guns more than women.

[@martavdz4972]

Same here in Central Europe, our problem is emotions and division. I watched Lithuanian presidential election debates and I nearly cried, I was so moved. They weren´t always level-headed and to the point, but compared to Czech and Slovak election debates (and the nightmare that is Hungarian politics), it was like a sea of tranquility. Some debates felt more like brainstorming, not opponents arguing. The good old 1990s when politics was boring.

[@deadshot8077]

@@martavdz4972 is Lithuania not “enriched” enough yet? Do you need more “diversity” and more loud calls to prayer close to your home twice a day? Please do volunteer to accept more immigrants.

[@despot666]

@@martavdz4972 Yeah, US is far from the only country with problems, and there are definitely places in Europe that are in a worse situation. But we're catching up fast. The COVID inquiry in the UK that has had such a negative impact on the power of the conservative party would have had the opposite effect in the US. Just consider that Trump is more popular now than he was BEFORE the January 6th insurrection and before he was indicted for multiple crimes. There is no scandal big enough to bring him down because nothing matters anymore.

[@fetzie23]

IDK if I got to fly an helicopter one weekend a month I'd sign up. A PPL-H is like 30 grand if you have to pay for it yourself.

[@gnomevoyeur]

Who was playing "Things can only get better"? Was it Brian Cox?

[@Thought_Processing_]

Steve Bray

[@bobburroughs6241]

Paul always wins regardless.

[@jimisi7424]

How did that jfk joke only make it into the extras????

[@brendanpkelly4548]

Brilliant 😂

[@thehellyousay]

delicate american sensibilities. it's still too soon ...

[@eastvandb]

@@thehellyousay Probably. They've kind of canonized him. Hell, I gasped a little…

[@653j521]

@@eastvandb It isn't about him but about people who remember how shocking it felt. The last time that happened was in 1901 and McKinley didn't die right away. (Never use a patronage hack for your doctor, as Garfield found out before him.) My guess is joking about any murder isn't considered hilarious by those who went through it. Do Brits think joking about John Lennon's shooting is hilarious? They didn't even joke about Charles I's beheading when Charles III was crowned, and nobody is left who watched the beheading.

[@eastvandb]

@@653j521 Brits make lots of disturbing jokes about dead monarchs and certainly about John Lennon.

[@johnthekeane]

Nice to see that Victoria has an understudy 😂

[@paulnolan4971]

If we don't become fodder, they can't warmonger.

[@noneofyourbizness]

HIGNFY; genuinely funny, tragically rare.

[@ronaldmadican2393]

People think that Chris McCausland is very funny, but I can't see it myself.

[@saltech3444]

He always does see the blackest side of a situation.

[@yamadakenji4143]

If you can't see that's your problem then. Perhaps you don't want to see it

[@dielaughing73]

​@@yamadakenji4143 might just be congenitally incapable, if you catch our drift

[@pauledwards8275]

More totty for Hislop.

[@TheJohnblyth]

Refreshingly savage

[@paulnolan4971]

Sunak using dumpy's playbook. That's some emulation. Maybe he can become a felon next.

[@deadshot8077]

British Labour isn’t quite as fascist as your Democrats, at least not yet. They are yet to start political prosecutions.

[@caltha2720]

Normalise the volume if you must throw crap music at the end, please

[@Mr.Bassman]

12:24

[@hellemller8448]

East Berlin???

[@paulnolan4971]

Instead. He's the wally without the brolly.

[@securityrobot]

Hugh Dennis doesn’t look right.

[@paulnolan4971]

Boris joke was still golden despite being seen a mile off.

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

Two thoughts -- couldn't they supply Chris McCausland with an ear piece describing the pictures? Or just provide Braille cards with descriptions of the pictures -- those can easily be prepared in advance. Second, I feel like they made earthmoving seem like a fulfulling career option, which I don't know was the aim.

[@RebeccaRhymer]

Chris can’t read Braille. He said it once on another panel show when they had prepared him a card in Braille.

[@benzaiten933]

perhaps he's fitted with an ear piece and told a description of the pictures. those ear pieces are so small, we wouldn't know.

[@thehellyousay]

morally outraged on behalf of someone else who clearly isn't offended themselves?

[@deadshot8077]

It would be a bit disruptive for everyone to have wait in silence while someone described the picture to him through an earpiece.

[@Jnoooooo]

To the OP - do you think Chris' brilliance is somehow constrained in this format?

[@iamnutty8471]

merlon is 2 generations behind, he makes grandfather jokes from my parents in their 80s joke, anything eu is ww2, his gernation just arent funny to anyone who didn vote for brexit! he has more dominios stamps then passport stamps!

[@petertoney8963]

Had to stop watching - more ads than show.

[@paulnolan4971]

Doesn't Kenneth Hatcher have birthdays ?!

[@liketheroman]

cannot see why people like McCausland

[@yamadakenji4143]

Because he's funny and witty for instance but perhaps you think someone with an obvious handicap shouldn't be liked irrespectively of what kind of person they are

[@liketheroman]

@@yamadakenji4143 HANDICAP IS AN ABLEIST SLUR!

[@paulnolan4971]

I didn't see ANY paddle boarding. So he loses my vote.

[@notyourordinarygran]

So, he would rather ibsult the majority by not suppirting England? As a Brit, I suppirt all the nations in the Union, if they qualify.

[@Bubbagreensshrimphouse]

English Brit

[@deadshot8077]

He’s in charge of two countries that are in the Euros, if he wears the jersey of one of them, he’ll alienate the other.

[@apathybronson]

Oh no not the majority 🙄

[@deadshot8077]

So support the Scots then.

[@deezmemes126]

Great! I didn't see this one when it aired, come to think of it neither did Chris McCausland.

[@Vtarngpb]

Mock of the Week was better. Someone should relaunch it

[@josephbennett4236]

No it wasn't, and no they shouldn't.

[@lokischildren8714]

I completely agree with you it's missed

[@Hexon66]

The thing that was ever made Mock the Week worth watching was Frankie Boyle. That's it, that's the list.

[@colinbaker3916]

Mock the Week was competitive rather than funny. Funniest bit was Ed Gamble saying “To me” just after one of the Chuckle Brothers died.

[@user-fe3he2us8o]

it was funny and it is missed. Apparently it does not sell well abroad so thats the end in the current climate

[@leeatkin9583]

I am a man in my 40's....I am not fussy.....I will take either blonde 😍

[@csurname]

they didn't offer

[@user-fe3he2us8o]

@@csurname and they would refuse

[@thehellyousay]

what if they don't want you, hmm? back to ol' pornhub?

[@susanjames1227]

🤮

[@Jnoooooo]

I'd say Paul is more grey than blonde these days

[@hamiltonmackenzie3340]

Rishi is SUCH A BELLEND

[@paulnolan4971]

Bellends are useful

[@Wayne-en3qy]

Victoria gives me the horn !

[@thehellyousay]

was there any actual point in declaring your sexual arousal publicly?

[@653j521]

@@thehellyousay Bragging that it still works?