Have I Got News for You S64 E3. Victoria Coren Mitchell. 7 Oct 22.

Victoria Coren Mitchell is guest host with panellists Ivo Graham and Isabel Hardman joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 7 Oct 22.

[@shirin4762]

i absolutely adore the fact that under every video featuring Victoria there's at least one comment saying how lucky David Mitchell is

[@seanfaherty]

Wait until they meet Jacky Riggs

[@SvobodovaEva]

because it’s true

[@CaptainUrielVentris7]

I had no idea about her until I started watching HIGNFY (I'm an emigre) and if ever I were to have a fave celebrity couple it would be Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman ( ;P ) but then beloved runners up would be David and Victoria Coren-Mitchel.

[@Jell0zz]

Both of them are some of the best people you could be friends with I'd imagine, I love them both. VCM is great at poker & was amazing on Taskmaster. David Mitchell has done some of the funniest bits and seems to be a genuine legend tbh.

[@crispingoodall7921]

You are Victoria Mitchell and I claim my £5.00

[@merlapittman5034]

Always great to see Victoria on this show! This is one of my favorites, and great guests like Victoria and Ivo make it even better

[@AnnanMoth]

Paul and Ivo look like they are the pilot for a new series where a son when to the city to reinvent himself as a posh boy, but his working class dad comes to live with him and hilarity ensues!

[@steffenbretzke7111]

I'd love to see that show, Ivo are reading this? 😉

[@S-I-T]

The show could be called "Classholes"

[@lakrids-pibe]

Coal-mining is a wonderful thing father, but it's something you'll never understand. One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture. There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

[@josheldridge8546]

@@lakrids-pibe GET OUT YOU LABOURER

[@chrisspain]

Great show. There is only one person better than Victoria. That´s Victoria with glasses.

[@jonhohensee3258]

chris - THAN

[@marywood8794]

With the grammatical correction of "than", I just heard David Mitchell's voice in my head making the correction.

[@simong8114]

Brian blessed is much better

[@chrisspain]

@Teamgeist I hope so!

[@chrisspain]

@@marywood8794 😂😂😂

[@snappycatchy]

The funniest mention of the Venerable Bede I've yet encountered.

[@zoeevans946]

This makes my week so much better thank you! I’m struggling in my first few weeks at uni and this makes me smile

[@recklessroges]

It gets better. Hang in there. Many people feel the same as you.

[@steveman1982]

Join a casual sports club (or something similar of your taste), and hang out with people who have good relationships with their parents. Enjoy your time there!

[@zoeevans946]

Thank you for the tips guys 😊I’ve joined a couple of clubs so I’m hoping that will help make things better

[@freddiecoombes2065]

Youll be fine mate

[@narcher91]

@@zoeevans946 I used to watch this is 2010 when I started at Uni, it also helped.

[@nazb33]

David Mitchell is definitely the most fortunate living person

[@noomade]

yeah she is very much a catch

[@dh1380]

The man is punching on a next level Well if you don't account for her love of money. But they are a good pair.

[@bipolarminddroppings]

Shes got it all, brains, beauty and boobs. He is a lucky lucky man.

[@rcisneros8567]

lol! Almost the identical comments from last time she hosted. Soooooo Agree. They make a fairy tale pair. Mitchell and Webb are a good pair too. :)

[@StimParavane]

Simp...

[@teresaroberson9064]

I live in Texas and I have been watching this show for years. I love it. And to top it all off, Ivo is wearing a shirt I have had for longer than Ivo has been alive -- I bought it at a garage sale at least 30 years ago and I still wear it. sweet little surprise there.

[@joannepiccirilli6371]

And she’s lucky to have David Mitchell.

[@scottydog1313]

And David's even more lucky to have her. They make a great match. I loved watching them when she was on his team on WILTY. Their banter was perfect, you could tell that they cared deeply for each other and were very comfortable.

[@iwakuraSanta]

nivce yto see a hiot womans view

[@royaltoadclub8322]

@@scottydog1313 They even sound alike lol

[@glasgovipsolara]

I haven’t laughed so much in centuries. Victoria is a natural for permanent host. The writers are ace!

[@bonotheist]

Victoria always brings an extra level of class to the show, not to mention her quick wit.

[@howardsend6589]

Quick tit?

[@rozzgrey801]

I'm a 60's child like Paul and I can verify we did used to watch black and white television through Quality Street wrappers to make it look like it was in colour. They were hard times.

[@stevesandford1437]

We used to read the regular 'Times' newspaper through the pink cellophane off the strawberry one and pretend we were reading the 'Financial Times'... xx SF

[@sarahparsons5092]

That is so sweet and quaint :)

[@sarahparsons5092]

@@stevesandford1437 :)

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I mean, if you take the Strawberry Dream and Coconut wrappers for Quality Street, and put one over each eye, it totally works as a set of 3D glasses.

[@bigidea121]

Fun episode. I lost it when Ivo and Isabel were dying at the aubergine bit and the Paul & Ian seemed to genuinely not understand. Lmao

[@sally4026]

He doesn't own a mobile phone!

[@iluvdissheet]

Also seemed upset about Google Street view 😂

[@peterclarke7240]

"Normally, Coffee wakes people up!" superb gag, Ian. 😂

[@petergreen2552]

Classic dry wit from Hislop.

[@vincentking2552]

I went to the original quality street street the other day where they were first produced. Only one guy lives there now, but thankfully he's both Turkish and and a Delight!!

[@DennisMoore664]

Sweet!

[@myncimynci6448]

Türkiye Delight

[@Ocker3]

She's a stellar host, so much fun

[@cwbrooks5329]

I love you. Thank you so much for taking the time to upload.

[@jackiecampbell7903]

Thank you from Australia!

[@tonysegadelli9421]

I can't believe those traffic lights take 9 years to turn green

[@Mogwai1923]

Cheers for the upload!

[@SparksF1]

Had the pleasure of playing Poker against Victoria many years ago. And she is so naturally funny in real life. And a really nice person too. And yes she did knock me out of an event. Stung a bit as it was only one place off the money :(

[@batmarlowe]

What's your take on the cheating thing? I'm unclear as to how the woman was supposed to have cheated.

[@batmarlowe]

@bina nocht What I don't get is how the person signaling her was supposed to know if she had the better hand.

[@mikdavfle]

@@batmarlowe it was a live streamed game (wasn't a tournament like was shown on screen). The theory was that someone in the production room (who can see the cards live) could've sent a signal to her (even though they're not supposed to have phones in that room either). And for what it's worth, this poker player agrees with Victoria. I don't think it was cheating. I think she either misread her hand or just panicked in a high pressure spot.

[@batmarlowe]

@@mikdavfle I just saw a clip but I got the impression he was mad because she made what he thought was an amateurish call and he lost. Kind of like when Phil Hellmuth freaked out when Robert Varkonyi called him with a Q-10.

[@miaferrari958]

I'll never get tired of seeing the love for Victoria Coren Mitchell

[@johnmoorefilm]

Thanks for this - mine didn’t record due to a power failure - no kidding!

[@barriereid9244]

Thank you for posting this.

[@EnglishTeacher-ez1bo]

Someday I will understand the scoring process. Thanks, as always, for posting.

[@nicolaablett7790]

I have never worked it out

[@SaintPhoenixx]

I assume it's that the scores are largely ceremonial like QI, like does anyone really care who 'wins' this show? Add in that they probably edit out a lot, so the final scores are pretty much just random numbers. Never Mind The Buzzcocks was the same, they would say Bill Bailey's team had 10 points going into the final round, do the 60 second next lines round (which lasted 30 seconds after the edits), they'd get 5 right and end the show with 19 points.

[@scottydog1313]

@@nicolaablett7790 There's a lot of editing, so you don't see a lot things that might give out points.

[@nicolaablett7790]

@@scottydog1313 ahhhh 🙂

[@nicolaablett7790]

@@SaintPhoenixx I guess not it is the humour and spontaneity ? And the laughs out aloud

[@alanedwards1179]

Thanks for uploading - much appreciated

[@solipsismworld]

Cracking episode! Ivo Graham spent most of the time doubled up in laughter )

[@csmadisun]

I'll catch this on TV one of these days. Til then, many thanks once again.

[@michaelstaunton1632]

Brilliant episode 👌👌👌👌

[@chrisp4170]

Great episode. V C-M is a superb chair person.

[@JOSHL50]

that was great. thank you very much for posting this.

[@David_Baxendale]

Was it prince Andrew that ordered the "American Hot" Pizza?

[@allenshahood]

Victoria is a gem! Great episode this week. Paul Merton was hilarious...if they sold Quality Street here in America, I'd go buy a tin to look thru the yellow wrappers ...thank you for posting!!😂😄😁

[@Pwecko]

The blue, purple, red, green and orange wrappers were very good as well.

[@fcukwad]

Well, I'm going to need a gif of her talking her glasses off and saying Good Night, haha

[@theflyingfrog]

Merton is on fire in this episode !

[@robmoore7708]

@11.47. Yes Paul, I did that with our black and white TV.

[@jennysok8320]

Thanks for posting,

[@ainsliekatemate698]

I love how incensed Paul was form the Google photo story 🤣🤣🤣

[@edafworld]

Enjoyed it….made me laugh…thanks for the upload👍

[@RIXRADvidz]

A Big Heaping Helping of Appreciation we don't have good telly like this here

[@jonathaneffemey944]

Thanks for posting.

[@jrann2667]

Thank you. Love this show.

[@leemarlin9415]

So much to say: Mr. Mitchell you’re a lucky man. Pall just one of the greatest comedians Britain has ever produced . Has there ever been a head of the British government that this panel has liked. The only one I ever recall them saying anything good about was Boris Johnson’s speaking ability. Very good show. The two permanent panel members were in excellent form and of course the moderator was excellent as you would expect from that very special lady.

[@StultissimiAmatorii]

And now begins the countdown to the extended version going up.

[@davidweyant9356]

I always look forward to that.

[@shmookins]

More quality -street- conversation!

[@scottieskatan4219]

Ahrrr a Big thank q for this upload legend... .....

[@datgrrl5698]

Cheers for the upload viva

[@thetessellater9163]

I wonder if the spelling error [ at 6:33 ] was that of the quoted paper, as verbatim, or the programme's fault ?

[@dariorazum6121]

Million thanks ViVaHD

[@markszczepanski5293]

They need to make the plastic boxes smaller it's half empty anyway 😍

[@drbulloch1]

BTW, Gordon Brown (who I do not support) went to a selective school because there were no comprehensive schools at the time. Kirkcaldy High School was and remains a school in a reasonably deprived area.

[@patriciathewisher2315]

Love. Victoria Coren Mitchell. Watched this last night. Paul Merton’s a ⭐️

[@johnhiscott-walsh5198]

👍

[@CaptainUrielVentris7]

Sweet innocent Ian thinking those beads were big.

[@maccoll3644]

Thanks!!!

[@MrBenjenko]

Mate, I don’t know who you are but thank you! This is the only BBC programme I watch, and I stopped paying the TV license (and have removed our Ariel and removed their I-player). The only program I miss and you share it on KZbin, legend - thank you x

[@shitzuation]

Bloody ❤ Victoria!!

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Thank you.

[@daveroche6522]

27:50 I kept half-expecting Paul and/or Ian to refer back to that old chestnut - "Green, Amber Rudd.....

[@saint-miscreant]

i love these episodes, tysm! one question - would it be possible for you to enable CC? unless this makes a takedown more likely. it would be really helpful for those with auditory processing difficulties, or people who don’t speak english as a first language!

[@EggBastion]

you're mostly better off guessing than being misled by the autocraps

[@susanleslie6178]

I can turn captions on.

[@lindylou7853]

Victoria was just b marvellous, as always.

[@waynemarvin5661]

I wonder what it would take for her to be "a" marvelous? Perhaps spell marvelous correctly?

[@lindylou7853]

@@waynemarvin5661 well, she’d be American if she was marvelous, not British and marvellous written the correct way!

[@clarewillison9379]

I’m with Greg Thingy. That’s brilliant! 🤣

[@jimmyholloway8527]

I loooove that woman! "Aubergine, Aubergibe, Aubergine, chair leg"! And, "If you have a good strong hand..." Paul's complaining over Vic's poker-talk almost ruined her joke. Very happy she finished.

[@flippop101]

Evening Jimmy, I wish I understood what was meant with “Aubergine” and “chair leg.” I genuinely would like to know. Wish someone could explain. Been living in Germany for thirty years! Hope you can help 😬

[@goyatley]

I share your admiration, but I do think the presenter is reading from a script. But top marks on delivery of course.

[@mikdavfle]

@@flippop101 I can not help on chair leg, but an aubergine emoji is often used to represent a penis

[@jayt9882]

@@goyatley There was a recent short interview of Ian and Paul (on YT somewhere) where they admitted that the host had what resembled a script, whilst the team ad-libbed. You're right though in that VCMs delivery was excellent.

[@jc3drums916]

@@flippop101 Wasn't aware there's such thing as a chair leg emoji, but the aubergine emoji is used to represent male genitalia.

[@MrTimdriver]

Thank you

[@lindylou7853]

That’s what Therese Coffey’s done with those on the social care waiting list. She’s shifted them all off to the audiences at BBC Studios.

[@steffenbretzke7111]

Wish we could see more of Ivo on telly, he makes me laugh so hard.

[@DennisMoore664]

Much enjoyed - thanks.

[@reveivl]

Thanks man.

[@shebillings8942]

It's the only thing on TV that makes me laugh. I was lucky and went to a recording of the show. Fabulous experience! Ian Hislop is Paul's straight man. He has his moments though.

[@greatlambrini8722]

Brilliant

[@VivekAnandJ]

The bundle - Bund-lay joke was so awesome!

[@Walperion_Music]

Yaay thank you bud!

[@sn4rff]

thanks for that!

[@Bobainthome]

Why isn't Victoria Coren Mitchell the permanent host?

[@donnagray9579]

A second dose of Victoria this week!

[@MisterItchy]

VCM? Yes, please! This one was so very funny!

[@carlcassidy185]

Jay-Moggz wearing his lanyard like a WW2 evacuee child 🤣 pr*ck

[@T.Aa90]

Considering Paul has never had a mobile phone I understand the confusion

[@GhostOdyssey]

Where can I find more of this Victoria Coren Mitchell goddess??

[@cjwhiterabbit1]

VCM is living proof humour is in the DNA

[@flipthebuzzard]

Oh Viva we love you

[@francesT5877]

They missed a trick not putting Ivo on with Jack Dee and serving him a curry.

[@helenswan705]

Quality St. Let's buy chocolate from half way around the world (which they all do), probably farmed by child labour (which most of them are), sell sweets in a giant PLASTIC container - but hey, we changed the wrappers!

[@muoian]

VCN’s special interest section on poker was hilarious

[@alumbo]

I’ve heard the name Isabel Hardman, but I had no idea she was so lovely.

[@h.j.peters.2891]

Rees mog looked like the evacuee that no one wanted to collect.

[@mytorment]

I wonder if David Mitchell gets the same quality of "goodnight" that I just got of Coren 😋

[@zapfanzapfan]

Couldn't wait for the extended version, I needed a dose right now! 🙂

[@shmookins]

I bet a number of people will try the yellow wrapper with a black and white image/video now.

[@dfgdfg_]

Victoria especially warm and fuzzy in this one

[@fredmila]

Yes, I also lost her when she said aubergine aubergine.....

[@itsokay7989]

Isabel Hardman was a delight.

[@petergreen2552]

VCM is a national treasure. Funny sassy clever and drop dead gorgeous.

[@mrogface]

I worked with Greg Wallace's ex for a while, and Paul Merton might be right about needing a drugs test. Allegedly.

[@Tht1Gy]

If only we, in America, had a celebrity as intelligent, beautiful, witty, charming, and "blessed" as VCM! I so have a MASSIVE crush on Victoria!! And, if I wasn't so happy for David Mitchell, I might be jealous. 😉 All my life, I have NEVER cared one whit about any celebrity couple, until this one. I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I get joy from and am happy for them.

[@bettychatfield2544]

Paul looked so confused at the end, made my day

[@danielziegner3930]

Looked like he had a hard show, upset and onry.

[@wilfwilliams]

Laughed so much at this one. Literally crying! Merton you are brilliant

[@exitpath2]

I absoloutely love the fact that every video featuring Victoria there's two comments: One saying how lucky David Mitchell is, and one saying that comment exists.

[@liketheroman]

Ivo is such a tonic! Cute too

[@johnnykennedy4669]

Paul on fire 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattiwarsaw]

Paul calling Victoria on poker was a classic Merton's 'delphin in a bathtub'

[@enossified]

I was really annoyed by that interruption - I wanted to hear her explanation.

[@ladyflimflam]

@@enossified An example of Paul mistaking his incuriosity and boredom for the audience. He has said he feels his role is looking out for the audience and keeping the show moving and the audience laughing. Usually that means he interrupts the interesting parts and draws attention with his buffoonery.

[@enossified]

@@ladyflimflam Fair enough - I did find his interruption funny, but I was also frustrated that she gave up on the explanation. Credit to him - he's the sharpest wit in the room and very fast.