Having Your Ex’s Name Tattooed on Your Back - Beth Stelling

Beth Stelling confesses a terrible mistake she made in an old relationship and details a clever idea she has for her funeral.
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[@Revellius21]

This woman is the most 'Beth' looking woman I've ever seen.

[@toonvdh8987]

😂😂

[@WilliamSmith-lc9fu]

😂😂 yes she is 😂😂

[@stclemmons1969]

I bet she has a friend named Karen, too.

[@hankschroder5774]

INDEED

[@rascal_rae]

i liked this before realizing that was in fact her name

[@nhymnbus]

That period joke definitely deserved more laughs

[@theTrend7]

You know men don't like those type of jokes.

[@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply]

@@theTrend7 that's a fallacy.

[@ALEX9080]

period.

[@Erichiper]

@@theTrend7 We just don't get them

[@jessicabraud3307]

@@Erichiper That made me laugh. Thank you

[@larryjoe9633]

If someone sees the name while hitting it from the back, just tell them it’s the high score board and if they do good they can place on the board too

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

Where's Carroll's husband?

[@anitagee3362]

@@TheJeremyKentBGross 🐅

[@thedevil9743]

lol

[@baringozi2214]

Tarzan Dater is an essential term.

[@pyrrhomania]

Vine swinging is already an established term for someone who dates like that.

[@baringozi2214]

@@pyrrhomania Thanks! I honestly didn't know that 😂

[@MikeyMuse52]

@@pyrrhomania I was about to say that. nice ..

[@liligman]

Let's be honest that mostly how it is

[@McMwalshy]

in the red pill manosphere its an actual term called monkey branching.

[@mjwbulich]

Here is the rule people. The ONLY names you ever get tattooed on you are of your kids and dead homies.

[@T1Oracle]

LOL @ Rules for a pothead...

[@Synchronicety]

stimmt!^^

[@ronvalley1973]

@jayjaylen75 what about "jesus" tattoo as i have seen those. personally, i hate tattoos.

[@jaymoore9181]

@@alixhanes7474 that sounds personal my guy 😂

[@JoeGilly95]

@jayjaylen75 if you're the fighting pride of your nation it makes a lot more sense to get your own name or your children(aka your legacy) tattooed, otherwise its not really smart.

[@poot111111]

This is a excellent awkward humor

[@whychilly5303]

Yes

[@Lexor888]

Well from my point of view her pacing was a little off and he fake chuckling almost lead me not to finish the video - I'm not saying this was bad but still it did not make me put her name in the searchbar to find more of it

[@-miaumiau]

@@Lexor888 wow almost like thats what makes it awkward humor 💀

[@Bri_N.]

I love how unbothered she is. A true legend 😂😂😂

[@tierfuehrer2]

Just put a line through the old name and continue the list. Problem solved.

[@mundaneamazing]

It's like a library borrowing log that way 😇

[@saivionshaver5043]

@@mundaneamazing or a hit list

[@forkandspoonoperator]

yep. was going to say it but here it is.

[@keennickolas8575]

what, if you date a person with the same name again?

[@robertsmith7779]

True in deed

[@rtierra]

Her voice and delivery remind me of Chelsea Peretti!

[@monzerfaisal3673]

Definitley!!!

[@russbelperez3837]

!!!

[@sushigimme]

But she's less annoying than Female Owen Wilson.

[@saintazepam]

When she says "you know" it really sounds like her

[@annette2150]

I was watching her on Netflix and came here just to see if someone had said this. honestly I don't really like it for either of them, it sounds forced (like they constrict the voice and makes It more nasally or something?). and they both chuckle at themselves at the end of every sentence

[@kylechesser645]

She ought to put a contract for a soul right above it and then it looks like he signed away his soul to her

[@MorganCPaige]

Kyle Chesser this deserves more likes

[@Lollita23]

Good one👍

[@sifoudresden6632]

Such a DnD thing to do

[@zSpirall]

Lol... yes...

[@KlarraDaniele]

I applaud you kind sir for this beautiful suggestion of energy transmutation

[@kaelahntaylor3448]

Accidentally listened to the first 2 mins of this while my mic was unmuted on a zoom call.

[@jamesdelgado2009]

Sucks to be you.

[@Kizzy_Owens]

It's hard to ride away from somebody when you collaborate like that😊😂

[@blueandgreenslacks]

Beth is one of the most underrated comedians on the scene. She’s hilarious and smart.

[@mundaneamazing]

You know she's like a head writer on a show? She got work.

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

She seems appropriately rated. Not a household name but within the echelon of acclaimed, successful working comedians.

[@randomdude189]

No she isn’t 😂

[@gretaloves1132]

Every pothead just got reaaaaaallly quiet haha haha damn

[@raechelstringer4412]

Her timing is so fantastic. I love her delivery!

[@randomdude189]

She’s bad

[@jakovterzic6956]

Her "in between jokes" laugh sounds like Beavis & Butthead

[@brycestrife5605]

Her laugh sounds like a Beavis and Butt-head laugh and I absolutely love it

[@SpecialBeam]

This reminds me of this girl I knew in High School. When we we're Juniors, she got a tattoo of her boyfriends initial on the inside of her wrist. This huge, fancy looking "P". It was a good 4-5 inches long, seriously. Few years later, in college, I ran into her again. Noticed she got had a bunch of stuff added to it, so now its an antique key. Actually looks pretty cool honestly. It was still a stupid idea from the start, but I guess she kinda lucked out in the end lol

[@workingguy6666]

I had to do, and did do, everything I could to dissuade my high school girlfriend from getting a full-back-tattoo of Prince's face. This went on for a couple of years. Years later, she agreed it would have been a very dumb idea.

[@RayrayFeelus]

She locked out in the end

[@Dave-lr2wo]

@@RayrayFeelus lucked.

[@RayrayFeelus]

@@Dave-lr2wo come on now David! feel me brother

[@Dave-lr2wo]

@@RayrayFeelus Just "Dave".

[@malcomalexander6927]

Beth...., cuz that's what I call her in my mind, is perfect for the early hours of the morning that require a slight yet hearty chuckle. Perfect way to laugh but without perverting the rest of your day. A nice ease into your day.

[@Dogen70]

She looks like a white Tisha Campbell

[@moviedude22]

"D*mn GINA!" You're right she does lol

[@darrylthompson7509]

😂she does😂

[@TheCoolerChannel]

OMG thank you! I couldn’t put my finger on it put you’re right

[@ph_hacker_d]

Yoooooo 😂😂💀💀

[@ljjuan6627]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Lollita23]

I love beth stelling. She's a breath of fresh air.

[@chipzuckerman7275]

A Beth of fresh air

[@AK-jt7kh]

@@chipzuckerman7275 🤣

[@InfiniteCyclus]

She laughs like Beavis... 😁

[@dakotachenoa474]

LMAOO I know!!!!!!

[@InfiniteCyclus]

@@dakotachenoa474 pipi on my bunghole...

[@dickrichard5579]

😂🤣😂

[@yungtomorrow4703]

I'm madly in love with Beth Stelling's 5 % giggle. It's quite pleasant and uniquely beautiful. Very good material as well. Definitely over the top content display has me smiling the entire routine. Love it!!!💯

[@jchen8902]

I love her awkward chuckles, really adds to the set.

[@arnbrandy]

4:06 is the moment she makes the same face of the thumbnail. You can pause and see her expression in two places. ... I know what are you thinking. No problem, Van Gogh was also misunderstood in this time.

[@susans654]

I've known a few "Tarzan daters", lol.

[@chewface]

You mean literally every woman in 2019? lmao #NotSexistJustObservant

[@susans654]

@The W.O.N. Not all. Just those who don't feel "complete" without a man. Some girls really SHOULD take a break.

[@susans654]

@The W.O.N. True. You did.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

@@susans654 yeah unfortunately they are far to common nowadays lol. Ladies need to be comfortable being with themselves single so that they can truly be happy when they find someone special.

[@joelbarker9989]

Yea every girl anymore... almost

[@musiclikeseverybody]

" I guess they can't leave if they're already gone" 😂😂😂😂

[@alexdefatte5202]

Instantly loved her

[@dibutler9151]

Wow, you're easily impressed, where were you when I was dating?

[@sarahelvetral3710]

It's the constant sarcasm for me 👏🏽

[@polarisgemini52]

Her voice has Gina Linetti thing going on lol

[@nikoma_]

Her closing joke made me lol ❤️ ✅

[@majooglytango]

“Sleeping with you from behind” is the weirdest terminology for Doggy Style.

[@ChefPiggy]

I love her chuckles lol

[@NateOvTrinity]

She's like an early 2000s comic, today. Everything about Beth is on point. I've quoted some of her stuff to people.

[@javauncharlton2690]

-"i guess they cant leave if they're already gone". LMFAOOOO

[@jaymoore9181]

Yo she had me dead af 😂

[@davidsobel3303]

she's got great timing. I seriously laughed out loud several times...

[@r1pperduck]

She's a gem, I know there's alot of funny female comedians, but none have ever made me bust out laughing quite so aggressively.

[@crtinde]

I wish I could find her old material, when she talked about her experience as a teacher. She is so hilarious!!

[@KonohazFinest]

Anyone else seeing a Ruby rose resemblance

[@nii_amart]

The 'Tarzan dater' joke was hilarious.

[@jbaby007]

She is hilarious 😂

[@jamesdelgado2009]

Seek medical attention...

[@phospadparadschaa]

she reminds me of kristen bell playing eleanor shellstrop but if she were extremely relaxed lol

[@SeanLaMontagne]

New favorite up and coming comedian

[@zaklodi27]

It's like a lease...

[@LlamaWarriorMan]

Where my potheads at?

[@2livenoob]

Lol funny... wanted to know more about the tattoo situation.

[@angeloriggi6370]

Super real ..that is the catch, we all experience these same thoughts

[@sirnate9065]

The last joke killed me.

[@spacemanx9595]

"ya know"... X100

[@King1614]

Her delivery is awesome

[@SHEEM]

She so underrated and really really good and funny as hell 😂😂😂

[@jamesdelgado2009]

Put down the crack pipe...

[@naomariley-hall1519]

I believe she was high telling her stories on stage.. but over all she’s a good comedian

[@GimmeDaBacon]

She’s totally high

[@jkobrandt4666]

those small chuckles are a dead giveaway!

[@wienerxschnitzel2352]

DUDE I LOVE YOU!!!

[@jdsd744]

One of the funniest female comedians you've had on.

[@jamesdelgado2009]

You REALLY need counseling ...

[@MrNeilTV]

Why is this Tina from bobs burgers all grown up?

[@mhande9973]

I do believe that I've heard another comic telling the biking through winter and weaning out the van collaboration joke before

[@salwaaj1356]

THEY CAN'T LEAVE if they ve already left

[@jesselejarzar5114]

She's so cute and I love her jokes.

[@jamesdelgado2009]

What, are you a lesbian or something? I caught fish with better-looking faces.

[@rodneygriffin5643]

I fuckin luv her sense of humour😂😂😂 she was hilarious on the Netflix standup special

[@GeorgeLista]

The technical term is “monkey branching” 😉

[@mayra1377]

she gives me major gina linetti vibes lmao

[@alikaandrade3435]

She’s so funny lol

[@AK-jt7kh]

I actually used to talk for my bf! He never seemed to respond adequately, so instead I copied his mannerisms & lingo and would just speak for him and tell myself what I wanted to hear. Me: “Do you like my dress love?” Me (voicing him): “Babe, you’re so hot in that dress” Used to crack him up, made me happy, and turned a frustrating thing into a funny thing. A+ coping mechanism ladies - try it with your guy some time.

[@nolantemple1821]

Pothead joke, top fucking notch lol

[@MaloneMantooth]

She could have told him........"that name, it's your goal to be better than him."

[@kmc9452]

💘 HER

[@jonclee]

For a second I thought she was daisy Ridley

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Bad crowd. She was really good

[@pierrebernard142]

Her laugh... grrrrrrrrr

[@LadyAxe13]

That Beavis & Butthead chuckle she does....

[@jeremiahthomas7594]

we're here for you too XD!

[@437m8]

I got his name on my chest...

[@inesnaglic472]

Nice, I got a portrait of my man on my back💖

[@na9640]

This thread escalated wayyyyy too quickly lmaooo

[@inesnaglic472]

@Jack K nope, too much pain, tattoo is enough

[@donaldwilson3579]

Ines Naglic r/woosh

[@closer20jc]

@@na9640 😅😅😅😅

[@hanknelson3949]

The lpm

[@JazGalaxy]

Just find a new guy with the same name and he will be thrilled by your amount of preparation.

[@dumaskhan]

I wonder what the 11th guy would think after seeing 10 names on her back.

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

dumaskhan that she has a fun week?

[@pinkmuffin9842]

@@nataliaalfonso2662 I'd be honestly worried wether this is some kind of hitlist. 😅

[@softfirefly474]

2:36 on right extremely terrified

[@Ghostcamel]

ME TOO

[@galacticwarlock2271]

She is good

[@Born2beSPRA]

I thought her set faded after the commitment joke

[@Nearest_Neighbor]

Imagine her back looking like a wall of names. Commitment!

[@dreamcatcher2960]

She reminds me of Leslie Grossman, for some reason!

[@xfitch3809]

I now realize that I’m a Tarzan dater as well 😂😩

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

1:50 Missed the obvious handy J joke.

[@harktischris]

"then i laughed for three days" underappreciated finish

[@OGDooshbagg]

Tattooing someone's name on you is a curse on the relationship. I don't know anyone who has gotten a tattoo like that and is still with the one whose name they got tatted on them. Facts

[@KrazyEngima]

My buddy had a girls name large enough to cover his whole chest. He just got it blacked out 😂

[@cherahsBroll]

🤣🤣🤣

[@poopiepantsmcgee456]

Okay!

[@beng8594]

Beth deserves way more laughs than that audience gave her.

[@jamesdelgado2009]

Uh, no she doesn't. They were way too generous...

[@alexserrano9382]

I can imagine her as a hottie from the roaring ‘20s

[@daintycaked]

literally only clicked bc the icon card made her look like Carrie Brownstein

[@muhhjordy2504]

Lmao damn shes actually funny wth

[@nicholasbyram296]

I'm having a bizarre Deja vu, am I Mandela effecting right now? I remember this bit differently.

[@LudaChez]

She has a set called "Girl Daddy" on hbo I think. She tells the name on her back joke with a different punchline. That's all the help I can provide

[@theTrend7]

I think people would still say "sir," even if we wore our bras outside our clothes😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@JackVermicelli]

"cawllege"

[@travishogarth8090]

I'd like a lease with an option to buy

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

This woman is fucking charming.

[@bigwig8657]

🙌