Hawk perplexed over duck

[@harlemsfinest]

Hawk’s self confidence took a big blow that day.

[@shardinhand1243]

XD right!

[@thijsjong]

Ho can this be. This duck is impervious to my attacks. Am I losing my touch?

[@shardinhand1243]

the duck just kept using harden.@@thijsjong

[@KayBeOnline]

Duck ain't studdin' him at all lol

[@arjunratnadev]

Hawk - "WTF? is this retarded?"

[@bradenraiford5544]

Hawk is like: "Usually some talons to the face gets a frantic response"

[@corbeau-_-]

reminds me of bears who get all freaked out when you don't run as they charge you. Bear keeps trying, sort of, keeps expecting you to run xD I liked this comment too: "Oh it's not fleshy.... what about now.... what about now..... what about now" Awesome bird though, otherwise very capable (when humans don't mess around).

[@gxorrok8770]

Its just exercising some wing-tsun with hawk-claw-technique.

[@oscard.lisboa6105]

@@gxorrok8770 pluck the duck... release the duck....

[@guidedmeditation2396]

Usually Ducks are tender and juicy. This one isn't .

[@NightRunner417]

Performance issues are not uncommon... One in ten..

[@static_irony]

I'd be perplexed too, he's literally a sitting duck

[@a-s-greig]

Zing!

[@andersrobertsen7610]

Lol

[@heartie1384]

You should be punished for that joke

[@bobloblaw9791]

Bah Doom tis

[@drunkenmushroom6261]

Get out

[@slipspacesurvivalist9416]

I don't know why, but the amount of effort and authority he keeps putting into those kicks has me in stitches. lol

[@luna10617]

"this is supposed to be where you run! stop embarrassing me, dammit!!"

[@heikable]

"Respect my authority!"

[@Nilaues]

"Lord this is so embarrasing, I hope nobody is watching me right now." - Hawk

[@gilpita]

2 million humans: haha look at this stupid hawk making a fool outta himself

[@shawnruby7011]

- hawk with fluffy pants

[@tigergreg8]

He couldn’t figure out why his claws couldn’t pick it up.

[@codeninja1]

Where is this $#!@ers weak point??

[@jenniferlynn3537]

I imagine it’s a similar situation as with foreigners lured by food displays in the windows of Japanese eateries. They eventually discover the tasty looking meal isn’t actually edible!!! 😂

[@HazyTown01]

I like how confusion looks the same across the entire animal Spectrum lol

[@m00n119]

that head tilt 😂

[@tasis3835]

You are in the spectrum

[@MakeDemocracyMagnificientAgain]

​@@tasis3835 who isn't?

[@tasis3835]

@@MakeDemocracyMagnificientAgain here another autist

[@mokie7421]

​@@MakeDemocracyMagnificientAgain vegetables

[@cwatson42785]

He keeps looking around like someone is playing a prank on him lol

[@Kobekola]

"Ok guys, quit playing where's the camera"

[@Future_Pheonix]

It's like "is anyone else seeing this shit?"

[@-18]

The hawk is keeping concerned about its surroundings, because if you are a wild animal you must constantly be attentive to your surroundings to try not to eat you. Also, on the ground is where a most vulnerable hawk is.

[@surferproh2o]

Lmao

[@TBjunk25]

He was actually getting pranked. He just can’t comprehend what the fuck a prank is

[@buffalobob2890]

The maker of that decoy should be proud that it was realistic enough to fool the hawk.

[@HereTakeAFlower]

Hawk: Instead of running away, you are standing still and silent? Duck: Hawk: hoho, then stay as still as you like.

[@northslate4850]

“I can’t escape without sitting next to you and doing absolutely nothing”

[@polarissolaris-q3x]

Hawk: "Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda!" Duck: *MENACING*

[@Peachyveil]

I love all 3 of you so let me contribute Hawk: Ducktaro Duck: Hawk: Ho... Duck:

[@saraya9648]

Hawk after giving up and catching some other old duck Hawk: Duck blood suits me so well. This is the greatest high.

[@TianaLuo]

Stand still, stay silent!

[@Volvith]

_"I'M SCARY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED. BE SCARED. FLY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!!"_ - Confused Hawk on a field.

[@remussayed1007]

He's known around the Duck association as Sitting Duck. But other people know him as One Quack Duck.

[@kixxenwalla167]

Plastic beholds no gods.

[@oscard.lisboa6105]

Bakana

[@johnwarden3880]

@@remussayed1007 One Quack Duck looks eternally bored.

[@matthewcarroll4237]

I read this in James Woods' voice 😂

[@PerionTermia]

Imagine that hawk never attacking a duck again because he remembers that one situation and thinks "oh they don't care anyways and I can't hurt them..."

[@markanderson3870]

That duck has major skills. It even convinced me it was fake.

[@Geobeetle]

Bro I couldn’t believe it when it got up and ran away at the end

[@vgnvideogameninja2930]

@@Geobeetle liar lmao. It didn't get up and run away at the end. It's not a real duck.

[@vgnvideogameninja2930]

That's because it IS a fake duck.

[@Geobeetle]

I knew someone would get mEgA PRaNkEd

[@markanderson3870]

: )@@Geobeetle

[@RandomAmerican3000]

Eventually the hawk realized he was the victim of fowl play.

[@rareraven]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ok have a like. Now FLY, you fool!

[@onepalproductions]

Save me Jebus.

[@finkelmana]

Duck you for that bad pun

[@RandomAmerican3000]

@@finkelmana Admit it, it quacked you up.

[@PvtPopper]

@@RandomAmerican3000 that joke was breadtaking

[@KneelB4Bacon]

I like how the hawk keeps looking around, like he knows someone is pranking him. And he's like, "Ok. Which one of you guys set up the fake duck?"

[@fabirkemarian6370]

It was me!😅

[@nplus1watches35]

“OK, Alan Funt, I know you’re behind this and when I find you….” - some embarrassed hawk somewhere

[@windws7137]

​@@nplus1watches35wow i didn't hnew who Alan was, thought it's a film quote

[@monkeyman123321]

When your mom's advice to ignore a bully actually pays off.

[@Truthorfib]

yeah after you get kicked on the face several times 😂

[@kimikosuzuki7894]

ok human with a chad looking profile

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

I mean if that were a real duck, it would be very dead. Those talons are SHARP

[@mihailhidler5400]

Pedos everywhere ​@@kimikosuzuki7894

[@Hajde_budalla]

Only if youre a wooden dummy.

[@noonebeer]

I get the same feeling when I see plastic fruit in a bowl

[@lemin0u]

i also try to pierce them apples with my toenails

[@stevensavoie856]

He thought he was gonna kill the duck like a badass. Just ended up on the internet wearing puffy pants.

[@thepalestpuertorican]

“Puffy pants” 😂

[@joeroganpodfantasy42]

Puffy shirt JERRY, and I got the pants to match it.

[@kronusart2396]

😂

[@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway]

This comment should be top comment ...where's the love?!

[@sparxso9122]

I looked up right after seeing this and oml I’m wheezing all I can see now are puffy pants

[@hebdomatical]

Keeps looking around as if expecting to be on Candid Camera.

[@tangibleandroid285]

It's like he understands at some point that it's a decoy and is looking around for the hammer to drop, but it never comes.

[@sterlingrock7769]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@TaylorFocused]

😂😂😂

[@davidbrown8763]

That's what I thought. Indeed he keeps checking to see if ANYBODY had embarrassingly seen him enduring such hawkish humility.

[@MaikiStarwood]

Hawks normally look around while subduing their prey.

[@GRosa250]

It’s actually his practice duck. He’s just testing out his moves for when he comes across a real one

[@holymuffin3562]

That’s what the hawk would say, after realising it was a decoy

[@nathangamble125]

I'm imagining a dojo full of hawks trying out their kicks against these duck dummies like at 0:52

[@jackiereamy4871]

Just goes to show his heart, hawks love too

[@gxorrok8770]

Its IP-bird...a wing-tsun master.

[@oscard.lisboa6105]

Gaining attack xp to get at better ducks

[@davidjones8043]

Dude for sooo long i thought this was the most chill, patient ass duck ever 😂

[@RavenMobile]

The hawk, too!

[@klap00]

this guy was was the hawk

[@OceanbornAngel]

Poor thing. it's like "Usually these things fight back."

[@ninc3d3m0n4]

It's a decoy duck

[@iceman18ize]

Why the fuck would you type something so obvious..??

[@rajdatta7454]

@@iceman18ize lol

[@Roadent1241]

iceman18ize because it's not obvious at first lol.

[@214memaris9]

My chickens fight back, they killed 1 hawk and an owl that got in their coop

[@ChariFlari]

"Oh it's not fleshy.... what about now.... what about now..... what about now"

[@kimdupont3731]

Oh .... oh this is embarrassing now

[@Emiliapocalypse]

😂😂😂 ::touches with foot:: ...and now?

[@ruffianoo]

It’s like the Bee Movie when Barry keeps flying into the windowpane!

[@corbeau-_-]

instinct doesn't just screw over humans -.-

[@DuckHunterGaming]

That reminds me of those really hard apples on my grandma's table, never enjoyed eating them either.

[@ballad2212]

😁😁

[@Gamexpertvids]

Better to explain some teeth loss in a scrap than that then.

[@typingcat]

"Daddy, this tastes like grandma!"

[@bjdastar19]

So true I hate those apples

[@lexyko2341]

Fun fact: Apples can turn themselves into stone versions of themselves to avoid getting eaten

[@Ghost.Bird.]

I love the random videos of birds just doin stuff that pops up on my home page and it’s from like 6 years ago if not more

[@FourthandFoles]

Same.

[@VOID_DEATH]

Ducks: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!.*

[@Sheikh_Speare]

Eeeeeeeeee!!!! O O X -- X O X -- O

[@TooLateForIeago]

This is how passive resistance works!

[@rhuttrho88]

Don't be silly ducks can't write!😁

[@AE-it3xk]

@@rhuttrho88 r/woooosh

[@minhnhatomorrow]

Duck in the future: It is time to learn the secret technique of Tsuchiduck VI

[@TBjunk25]

Now the hawk is a conspiracy theorist and all his hawk friends think he’s crazy

[@felito21]

Lol

[@mcspiehn4862]

why would they put fake ducks just randomly out there? you've lost it!

[@vohloo9797]

"I swear the government is turning the ducks plastic"

[@antoqc]

His name is probably Hawky Bravo ! 😂

[@Dogman_35]

"Birds aren't real! Wait"

[@cool-as-cucumber]

Hawks like 'i know something is off here but I can't just put my finger on it'

[@wouldntyouliketoknow8904]

"but I just can't put my claw on it"

[@icuabc1235]

@@wouldntyouliketoknow8904 but I can't just put my Talon on it.

[@thepowerfulwolfspirit.2581]

Don’t you mean put my talon on it?

[@daniolioliolioliolimareeey2435]

You all mean, "I just can't put my talon IN it!"..

[@cairosilver2932]

@@icuabc1235 She's talon you she can't put her claw on it!

[@Dilly-Winkus]

I honestly spent more than half the video thinking it was a real duck, I was super impressed. I thought he was blind, then I knew he was fearless.

[@melteccraig]

If the duck turned out to be real at the end then this would've been the best video ever recorded in history

[@ricecake3544]

Are you saying it’s not real

[@RickyHasMemes]

@@FlexBeanbag no

[@bloodyidit4506]

You’re not gonna get a fan base by producing nothing yet expecting everything. No one likes you right now.

[@schmallboi9282]

@@FlexBeanbag no one's gonna like a pretentious prick, bud.

[@mrcookedbacon324]

@@FlexBeanbag stop trying so hard, it’s getting sad

[@nowyouseemeboy]

The hawk is questioning his whole life and reality while having a full blown identity crisis

[@jamespell8091]

Yeh he is definitely due for some therapy

[@sierrashere6957]

😅😂😅😊

[@dinodiego5615]

I thought it was real at first too lol

[@rodrigojuarez6616]

Me two, I was like what a courage duck Lol🤣

[@yakobwakjera2102]

Me too

[@user-gt8fw1uz9v]

I thought the duck was ready to die so it didnt move lol

[@ford7372]

Did this comment spoiled me

[@GSRieza]

@the who? I ain't 8 but I still thought it was real XD Go on yell at me, I'll appreciate it ^^

[@justsumname]

I didn't realize how amazing a hawk actually was. what a majestic creature

[@Nako3]

Hes like: "Bro, at least fight back."

[@Vor567tez]

The hawk is confused just like any human is to a mannequin. It looks like a human but it isn't moving, breathing . It looks like a duck yet not alive but doesn't look dead either.

[@jamesclouse9947]

​@Vor567tez I know the feeling first time I saw a mannequin I sat there for like 5 mins just circling and slapping it.

[@faye4426]

​@@jamesclouse9947 it looks like a human but not alive but not dead either

[@sevenmillionhobbies7840]

"I fear no prey, but that thing..." *unmoving duck* "It scares me"

[@MacobstonProductions]

LOL got the reference !

[@zaam231]

@@MacobstonProductions What the reference? Please tell me, please!!!!

[@RashawnBlue1]

@@zaam231 Team Fortress 2 reference.

[@MacobstonProductions]

@@zaam231 Team Fortress 2. Look up " Meet the Pyro "

[@MacobstonProductions]

@@zaam231 Here is a link kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYbLgKGObdanaas

[@itzachristine]

I can’t get over the fact that it looks like the hawk is wearing pants

[@PatrickPease]

Very fancy pants

[@Larry_is_real]

Dude!! I thought I was the only person thinking that 😂 nobody seemed to mention it lol

[@brandonfoley7519]

Like alot of birds

[@m.e.b.255]

True. Lol. 😂😂😂😭😭👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😝😝😝

[@anamariemustain]

dude got them bigass pants from the 60s/70s. a very bold statement for this day and age

[@tvmcrusher]

Now if ducks were able to make realistic duck statues like this they would never need to fear hawks again.

[@viniciusr7599]

Hawk: 😢💦 Duck: 🗿

[@its_james_fitness]

Hawk: constantly checks around to see if anyone is watching him embarrass himself 2.1M people: *interesting*

[@Xatarino]

3 M

[@1jencapo]

😂

[@GmaFctr]

"Somes always watching"

[@skeire1]

3.2

[@StuffWriter]

😂👉🦅

[@error9305]

He's looking around him like he's thinking: "is anyone else seeing this shit too?"

[@salsichalivre5401]

More like "WHERE IS THE CAMERA? WHERE IS THE CAMERA?"

[@Roy-mk9zl]

Everyone on internet. 😂

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

fucking buggy ass world, unliveable

[@grape512]

@@salsichalivre5401 Yep...and he's looking in the direction of the camera multiple times.

[@Elurin]

More like "Is someone laughing at me? I know someone is laughing at me!"

[@The_Releveler]

You just convinced that hawk that he's living in the matrix and everything's a simulation.

[@davidshelow5334]

"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck: it's a duck." This hawk was thinking maybe 1 out of 3 might work.

[@tsfbaf303]

I‘d be concerned if a duck suddenly starts talking to me...

[@oscard.lisboa6105]

@@tsfbaf303 nigga u know what that means... gtfo of here wit ur stupdity

[@ok-hk8lx]

@@oscard.lisboa6105 did i miss something?

[@dropkicksofthemurphys9696]

But does it float?

[@zazzyboy8592]

In his mind he is thinking, “this is a duck, how is this not a duck? It’s supposed to be a duck, why isn’t it reacting to my talons piercing it’s forehead?” To him he can’t fathom the idea that something that looks so real and similar isn’t real. He has no idea why something like this should exist.

[@cayleece7890]

😆yeah. I think it could tell pretty quickly that it was fake, but the real question was *how* and *"whyyy"?*

[@westelaudio943]

@@cayleece7890 The hawk (or buzzard) has no concept of a "fake duck". How should a bird know two-legged monkeys create a non-moving, non-edible duck in a factory for aesthetic purposes? The hawk was probably scared sh*tless by this encounter like a human seeing a ghost or something. Lol.

[@theremnant117]

@@westelaudio943 yeah I imagine he probably "went in" to begin with solely because something wasn't right about what he was seeing lol, similar to indigenous people immediately going for the bow when dudes with cameras and no sun tans make first contact. Just total confusion and fear lol, you're an anomaly more than a regular thing

[@slapskate]

​@user-vp1jl8xn2c Idk he sure seem befuddled. His eyesight is probably better than his 🧠. And he sure knows a duck when he sees one 🧐🦆🦅🤣

[@electricfishfan]

In a perfect world… ducks like me wouldn’t exist.

[@Toderra]

I love how he kinda just.. kicks it. Like "c'mon dude..! Quit being weird!"

[@bishopp14]

That hawk is like, come on dude. My girl is watching. You're embarrassing the hell out of me!

[@ed1pk]

When you’re bored and interact with the NPC.

[@TheStepmonkey]

LOL underrated comment 😂😂

[@polambi]

You know you've got a perfect replica when even a hawk got fooled.

[@jamespell8091]

Yeah ducks are strange that way.

[@realdragon]

It could fool humans, I thought it was real duck when I saw thumbnail. I didn't know it's fake until Hawk attacked it

[@SkullTheLegless]

@@realdragonit took me a while of watching the hawk attack the duck before I looked closer and realized it was plastic 💀

[@SummerOf1987]

@@SkullTheLeglessme too 😅

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Hawk: I heard that some prey birbs can get scared stiff at the sight of us predator birbs, but this is ridiculous.

[@thebirdbrained.]

Lol clever

[@rachellemarie9291]

🤣🤣🤣

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

*whacks head with feets* Oi

[@jamespell8091]

At least his instinct dictates carry out then peck.

[@EmperorDank]

I love the pauses of confusion it gives waiting for a response from the duck lmao

[@MaxLohMusic]

This is the only time a misleading title enhances the viewing experience.

[@colorbar.s]

no really misleading, it is a duck

[@ChiefUmejesi]

true

[@iwinzeazy]

Hawk 💯 perplexed by duck, we shouldn't be so serious allllll the time lol🤗

[@survivinggamer2598]

@@colorbar.s It's not, it's a sculpture depicting a duck.

[@Baychimo]

@@survivinggamer2598 You're a sculpture depicting a dick.

[@sylviaelse5086]

Now the hawk is worried that it's lost its touch, and may never eat again.

[@KoIossov]

:' (

[@thebirdbrained.]

@@KoIossov oh no

[@markusoreos.233]

My poweeeeers they're gone. What have you done to my powers?

[@Its_Asteria]

Nah it likely moved on after it got bored

[@theimperfectgod7140]

Absolutely wouldn't happen. 🗿

[@doros9.2]

Actually: This was the hawk‘s first Karate class. They use fake ducks for learning purposes.

[@aduck5952]

His class didn’t help him when he faced me

[@doros9.2]

@@aduck5952 Share the footage or it never happened

[@adhoccerswings]

@@doros9.2 It's true. Also, eagles are known to use fake dicks for training.

[@doros9.2]

Alright, this conversation is getting out of control.

[@PartStupid]

When he stops its either the ref or the sensei giving advice.

[@RandomBros88]

"Just be very still and he'll go away." -Duck

[@the_great_tigorian_channel]

I love how the hawk looks around like, "Man, I hope no one sees this. This is embarrassing! I've never met a duck this tough!"

[@chrispuckett8855]

I bet the next duck he got really got the business after this one.

[@unclebarry1349]

Lol

[@ballad2212]

'Aahh, that's the business'-- Liz Lemon

[@joesilkwood4958]

Ooooh man!!

[@davidbrown8763]

I think that, in order to preserve his pride, his new policy may be to avoid ducks so as to avoid humility. After all, there could be someone secretly watching and, worse still, watching and recording a video to post on KZbin.

[@metalsteel5631]

the hawk flew off and hung itself. It lost all pride as an alpha predator.

[@BingBingBongBong]

I like how he just kicks his foot out like, “hiiyah! Take that!”

[@jaynadiah5498]

its even funnier because his overly feathery upper legs with small feet sticking out legit make it look like hes wearing karate pants..

[@Mega-P71]

If that was a real duck it's skull would be crushed which is crazy to think about

[@Kat-mu8wq]

@@Mega-P71 Thats why hawk was confused..How this particular duck managed to be unscathed by his fighting technique.

[@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920]

FALCON KICK

[@AndrewAce.]

🤣

[@CallofDutyBlackOps28]

I like how the hawk is trying so hard to get a reaction; only to be dumbfounded that he keeps not receiving one.

[@ThatMadCat]

Wow! This duck has nerves of steel!

[@robk5969]

nerves of plastic

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Everywhere I go, I see his face-

[@MelindaGreen]

Maybe it's petrified.

[@BIackCadillac]

@@FireMagmaTea it was a word play joke

[@wolfboi8785]

of all the people to find on in the comment section lol good meme tho

[@4RedDwarf3]

Its thinking "WTF now they have armour, it was hard enough getting a meal before!"

[@nyceefx]

🤔😳😀🤣🤣🤣

[@jbonegw]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Reac2]

"C'mon man, it's not fun when you're not struggling"

[@andyman8630]

sounds like something Joek Biden would say

[@Hoosje11]

@@andyman8630 Trump*

[@andyman8630]

for that@@Hoosje11 yep! Trump would call out Joek for that

[@Hoosje11]

@@andyman8630 Yeah and I’m sure the 25 women who accused Drumpf of sexual assault would second that

[@andyman8630]

@@Hoosje11 except there aren't 25 women making false accusations, it's 26 bold faced liars

[@feynthefallen]

What an utterly brilliant insight into the hawk's hunting technique! Thank you whoever filmed that, they should show this in biology class!

[@Okinawatrip]

Or in karate class.

[@xandosworld]

I love how every time he puts his foot on the duck he takes it off and looks around like he’s trying to spot Ashton Kutcher 😅

[@procrastinating.avacado1414]

I think he’s looking to see if there was a threat near by...dare I say...it’s because he’s a sitting duck???

[@ketameanii]

hee hee i’m bad as michael jackson dun dun dun

[@timothyball7502]

Pun'k.

[@DexM47]

I'm ashamed to admit It took me a frighteningly long time to realize that's not a real duck.

[@jamespell8091]

At first the hawk was in front of it and all I could see is the tail of the duck. I was thinking oh this is going to be grimm

[@Cyproduction]

"Tag, you're it... Tag, you're it... Tag, you're it... Tag, you're it... Tag, you're it..." -Hawk

[@paxpw4017]

😂

[@gemhunter498]

More like duck duck hawk

[@valentinapetraeterovicbubl2756]

Hawk: "Why doesn't this duck give a duck?"

[@ayblackie5472]

Imagine this hawk trying to explain to his wife and children why he couldn't bring home dinner that day. They wouldn't believe him.

[@audreyli_creations]

underrated af

[@vetince4633]

"I TRIED HUNTING BUT THAT DUCK USED SOME KIND OF MENTAL TRICK ON ME"

[@jamespell8091]

Like Sylvester the cat getting kicked around by a kangaroo when his son figures it is a mouse

[@entguarde]

More likely his parents, this is an immature red-tail!

[@MotoRide.]

"I'm telling you, it's feathers were made of stone!"

[@phasm42]

"Well, this is hawkward." - that hawk, probably.

[@snowangell9100]

Underappreciated joke

[@chrisca]

Get out

[@AquaMarino]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😎

[@alanhelton]

That duck is dope as two rappers so you best be scared!

[@iguanainasuit]

"I don't understand.. this used to work!" *kicks duck* "WHY DONT YOU DIE???" *kicks in the head* *bamboozled*

[@somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quitlife9279]

"Maybe...Maybe i am already dead and am now a ghost..."

[@MrCh0o]

NANOFEATHERS, SON!

[@jasonGamesMaster]

I read this in the female Dark Elf voice from an Elder Scrolls game 😂

[@Misack8]

@@jasonGamesMaster me too, m8

[@AngryNerdBird]

This is the hawk equivalent of finding a toy chicken nugget on the floor.

[@NPClownumber81googolplex]

Plot twist: The duck is real He just don't give a f***.

[@OmgKeith]

Yeah he's just built different the hawk didnt understand that

[@alexioscoulissegur6733]

he would have died from that sharp grip

[@DoctorChained]

Trump got wrecked. Bye bye bad orange man

[@NPClownumber81googolplex]

@@DoctorChained saved so I can laugh at you later

[@CrinklyD]

Like when Junior put Nippy in a trance in Problem Child 2. ;-)

[@ibytepopsicles2312]

Plot twist it was a real duck but it learned the harden skill.

[@ancapeancape9829]

5 years of Shaolin training pays off

[@cayleece7890]

Lol, real life Pokémon 🤣

[@uwuowo4856]

Harden...🤤😜😏

[@TheMaster4534]

Eijiro Kirishima reincarnated as a duck

[@aspiknf]

Metaduck...Metapod

[@SamSam-wr3ck]

Hawk trying all the kill angles: "WTF!! Dude what is this lag."

[@25dinmepaisadouble72]

He thinks the duck must be the ultimate villain

[@jackiereamy4871]

You idiot hawk is not hungry! Needs a playmate

[@TeddyR_Official]

Duck: “My siblings teased, and laughed at me for being the hard-headed duck in the family. Look who’s laughing now”. 🤣🦆🦅

[@SuperKratosgamer]

The duck is clearly a high level boss, thats why the hawk cant damage him.

[@rareraven]

The floating red skull is out of frame?

[@ryansnow2116]

High Level boss? More live spent all his skill points on defense

[@jukebox_julia]

The hawk needs to unlock a new attack before he can do any damage to the duck

[@oscard.lisboa6105]

Hes got the wrong type of talon attachments

[@missbeans]

Evade evade evade Parry evade

[@charmanderlover6433]

I love how the hawk looks at the camera like he's asking "Is this a joke?" Tries again. " What kinda joke is this?!" Tries again. "You're mocking me aren't you..?"

[@bodhi1271]

The hawk returns home to tell his friends of the duck with impenetrable armored feathers who mocked his attacks

[@paxpw4017]

😂

[@misakirin7376]

Hawk: *"Usually works... What a sh*t day. First the bunny escaped and now THIS"*

[@isocrate27]

The composure of the duck is amazing!

[@Jedidiah_Martin_2]

So.......plastic and wood is amazing? 😆

[@Allicrocogator]

Insert oblivion guard, "Why.. won't.. YOU.. DIIIEEE"

[@SuperNerdSteve]

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[@Eldoofus]

@@SuperNerdSteve Oh, so you actually did it, I mean, that would be spam, but it isn't off-topic so, alright

[@SuperNerdSteve]

@@Eldoofus Yeah sorry lol I read my comment back and it does look a bit like a bot wrote it lmao but I did actually do it!!

[@jamaingross8704]

The hawk is like...so its a dance off you want eh...very well then..

[@jackiereamy4871]

No, you first

[@wrestlingconnoisseur]

Hawk clawing a duck while looking around anxiously: "Well, this is getting embarrassing..."

[@TheMrYadrian]

Hawk is thinking: 'Damn, my favourite prey has evolved thick hide'!

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

So much for "If it looks like a duck..."

[@georgehunter2813]

Rubber duck.

[@lsuchiha1652]

But it didn’t “ quack like a duck.” So...

[@AnnieTheMighty]

And it didn’t smell like a duck...

[@Kruppt808]

It tastes like paint chips

[@uncleadi]

@@lsuchiha1652 *puts a little speaker inside it*

[@regolith1350]

From a faraway perch, his nemesis the bald eagle watches through binoculars and laughs. "Sucker!"

[@professorx3060]

I mean, even without binoculars eagle can see kilometers away

[@regolith1350]

@@professorx3060 You're right. It's totally unrealistic for the laughing, talking eagle to be using binoculars! :D

[@professorx3060]

@@regolith1350 imagine how far would they see with binoculars

[@shriharihudli]

@@professorx3060They’d be looking at their own ass around the entire world.

[@nataliajaf]

UNDERRATED COMMENT 🚨

[@em3rsonmuyo]

Bruce Lee: "Be like water" Duck: "Just petrify yourself"

[@lily1495]

How does this have no replies.

[@Zylarlander]

If you put water in the duck, it becomes the duck.

[@sonorasgirl]

I genuinely lol’d at this.

[@srjskam]

It's Duck Norris.

[@justalonesoul5825]

Such an absolutely splendid beast... And mean AF lol! Those talons are no joke and he's chaining head and neck shots!

[@Combinia]

that duck clearly was committed to the "resistance without violence"philosophy

[@pofaknamaki8847]

No. It's a plastic duck. Not real. You are not very smart. Nor those who liked your comment. FYI, Plastic ducks don't have no philosophy.

[@ft20_arizkiwibowo58]

@@pofaknamaki8847 yes.

[@woolf2796]

@@pofaknamaki8847 wow, calling someone not smart while you can't even get the joke. Ironic.

[@pofaknamaki8847]

@@woolf2796 That was the joke..!!

[@DeuPKay]

@@pofaknamaki8847 dumbass

[@polarispm]

When he looks in the direction of the camera it’s like he’s thinking “Someones having a go at me, aren’t they.”

[@NudePostingConspiracyTheories]

He DOES !

[@telegoose9905]

"it's not a duck, it's a mallard" -Dwight Schrute

[@blanksky3342]

a duck is a just the unsophisticated name for a bird that goes "quack", for the proper name consists of both the "breed name" and the word "duck". - Me after looking it up because I had a friend who kept saying the same thing you commented

[@googplusisawful1922]

mallards are ducks

[@LillibitOfHere]

Wrong, it’s not a mallard, it’s carved pine wood.

[@offspringfan100]

That's just a duck with extra syllables

[@darengauthier522]

I just watched that episode last night Dwight schrute quotes, can almost land in any comment section

[@JoeBlow-fp5ng]

"Strange. My talons of death always worked on these guys before."

[@adhoccerswings]

Herman the Hawk remembered his father's words: "Son - If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it is a duck." _If I can make it walk, then it is indeed a duck!_ Herman suddenly realized. He kept trying to sink his claws into the seemingly indifferent prey. He even tried to trick it to move by telling it that he had seen Garry the Goose selling illegal seaweed near the shore during the weekends. But alas, despite his persistence, his determination didn't pay off. After taking a final look at the perplexing, deceptively appetizing rock, Herman took off - still thinking about his father's words... "Son - if it's stone-hard, doesn't move and weighs a ton, it's probably not a fucking duck. You can even see the goddamn paint wearing off when you scratch it. Have you ever seen that happen when you catch a duck, huh?? How many times have I told you this? Also, don't come near the nest during mating season, it's embarrassing."

[@1980rlquinn]

*prey

[@adhoccerswings]

@@1980rlquinn Damn, true. Wonder how that happened

[@Treetimedragons]

You are a god for making this amazing backstory 😎👍 I see a fellow being of culture right here🧐👍

[@hirdy161]

😂😂

[@Baribrotzer]

Damn funny. Way better than mine.

[@sourojeet]

The duck is now at a higher level, and has attained true spiritual meaning.

[@marvinla8300]

Hawk: I’m ignoring you Duck: *Silent* Hawk: Don’t ignore me! I’m ignoring you! Duck: *Silent*

[@Truthorfib]

Trixie Tang

[@crashpal]

Camera man: "You can ignore me......yay its working!"

[@Alteori]

Took me 20 seconds to realize the duck was fake. Scary how he goes for the face

[@beo456]

Hawk: "Oh no! My one weakness, apathy! If they don't fear me I'm powerless!"

[@tenner4817]

bird version of pennywise/IT

[@BioLivbanon]

Actually, for predators, that is very true. 😆

[@liselautenbacher]

Works with human bullies, too, that one xD

[@mohamed76484]

I like how the hawk is more determined than me doing schoolwork.

[@Pcarnevaaa]

He hungry hawk :(

[@Red-jl1qr]

@@code99k that's a little bit of a blanket statement. And also pretty gratuitous

[@tarcisioa.6267]

Incredible how in alert state the hawk stay, each second of confusion comes with a 2 seconds of area check

[@ritapearl-im3wv]

I am amazed at how widely set the hawk's legs are. Never noticed that before.

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

Honestly I'm just about as weirded out now that I'm realising hawks and them birds of prey all look like they're wearing fluffy pants

[@Elle...]

So do Cochin chickens but they just look thicc as hell

[@jamespell8091]

There are chickens of the like. Those are of the grazing variety

[@Jedidiah_Martin_2]

That's because they kind of are 😆

[@petalparker5]

This reminds me of when I bought a plaster chicken for the backyard and my dog spent half the day barking at it.

[@Dakayto]

Hawk: "so uhh... are you gonna fight back or...."

[@AscendantStoic]

Duck: *Stands still...Menacingly!*

[@butterw55]

Props to the duck. Planking takes incredible core strength.