Hawk Tuah- Spit On That Face

[@senseiseagal1983]

Would you buy a coin from Hawk Whatever face? Would you let her Hawk Tuah on your thing? Jason Derulo....That's all. Just his name. Thanks for watching. Like and Subscibe if you enjoyed. Peace Legends

[@AlanpittsS2b]

@@senseiseagal1983 all of the individuals you speak of are generational talents with an intellectual base that’s far higher than mere mortals could ever dream of. Hawk tuah girl is a true visionary and god of our time. She didn’t scam anyone she just knows she is better off with everyone’s money than they are and is showing people how to live within their means. She truly is doing the work of our lord and savior sensei minge muncher seagal

[@multitimmytiger2]

1. No 2. Yes 3. Jason Derulo

[@scottburgess4526]

Love it sensei keep on being you man 🍻 thank you Paul 🙏

[@scottburgess4526]

Love you brother ❤ 🍻🙏

[@Mrcric134]

If people did buy this crap then I’m sorry it’s hard for me to have sympathy, these people are low intelligence and high on the greed scale. People are so desperate in this economy to find a quick rich scheme and unfortunately all this rubbish is too good to be true.

[@dukenukem8381]

If life taught me anything that there is alot of people who enjoy being lied to and being humiliated.

[@pickeljarsforhillary102]

"You took my life savings" No, you voluntarily gave it to a strange

[@gatonegro187]

no she stole the money

[@hibernopithecus7500]

Hock Tuah is just this generation’s “I didn’t do it” boy.

[@adnaanu]

Once again, the Simpsons called it.

[@thisismynight6295]

😂

[@rotterdammer5243]

Ahhhhh! I can`t stand greed and everything that comes with it. I`m pretty much poor (cause I`m disabled in both physical and psychological)but as long as I can pay the bills and have just a little to spend is quite enough. The more you want, the more you want. It`s a sickening of the mind, destroyer of the soul, the root of all evil.

[@edintalundzic9357]

May Hawk tuah be with you all, always and forever.

[@BigArnieNumeroUno]

With all that money, when is Tate gonna buy himself a chin?

[@calumlittle9828]

He's only been knocked out once because his chis is so hard to hit. His father truly blessed him in that regard before he abandoned him.

[@radguy8698]

Big papa seagal was hungry, and STILL IS hungry. It's a similar situation as tic toc croc and captain hook.

[@treystephens6166]

@@calumlittle9828that’s how you knock someone out? Hit the chin?

[@conspiracytherapist1869]

We are reaching idiocracy levels of stupidity

[@thisismynight6295]

We are already living it

[@Lady1974M]

Heard about this last week on Kavos's channel. I love Coffeezilla and I really dislike scammers - especially those in the crypto space who have made promises to 'make their victims whole' and also 'release the game they promised' then essentially Hawk Tuah in the faces of those victims when they are still asking for refunds X years later. Or worse...start suing them. Paul would be so disappointed in these people. Thank you Paul.

[@wiseguy9202]

When I first heard about her crypto investments, I actually thought to myself, who the hell would be dumb enough to buy into this nonsense? I was wrong.

[@treystephens6166]

I’m dumb but not that dumb.

[@stevecavalle]

Very hard to ''stay awesome'' with some ''human'' beings on this planet Thankfully we have many Paul's to help us I am very glad to know one To him I must say ''Thank you very much Paul''

[@vlnow]

It was nice of them to spend all that money to set up a shell company or whatever in the Cayman Islands just to bring this cool token to the fans. That's dedication to the fanbase.

[@scotttudor6647]

She should partner with Sensei SoggySack on motivational speaking.

[@AlanpittsS2b]

Mere mortals can only dream to be in the midst of big daddy. His boundless wisdom is gifted to us like a big being man hog plopped upon our face. All praise be to big poppa poon pounder

[@meekrob]

​@@AlanpittsS2b Thank you Paul

[@JimBiddle.]

Didn't see anything about the hot new Cookie Crypto in the description? Don't try to hide this, once in a lifetime chance, this game changing paradigm shifting Cookie Crypto from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Oscypex]

Finally, a token for those of us who love the F out of cookies and snatch every MF birthday... cake

[@bluecollarbytes7267]

the 'snorted loogi girl' is a sign of the American times, which are not well.

[@freereinvoltaic]

Thank you, Paul. 👍

[@meekrob]

Thank you Jason Derulo... Uh I mean Paul.

[@calumlittle9828]

In the hood I can get a hawk tuah for 20 bucks or less.

[@Angry-Lynx]

Is she pretty though

[@Deletirium]

I once saw an ourangatan at the local zoo poo, and then thoughtfully eat it. I didn't go brag about it on the internet though...🐒

[@calumlittle9828]

@@Deletirium you would if you were handsome, po.

[@calumlittle9828]

@@Angry-Lynx crack doesn't discriminate. Despite what the CIA might claim.

[@fryone]

Steven aka coffeezilla summonned the Seagal and snatched their collective birthdays in a few sentences 😂

[@wayneleahy8099]

Loving your work sir, thank you .

[@HG_Budde]

Funfact: "Doc Hollywood" is actually Howie Mandel's son in law.. That at least explains his megalomania despite no one ever even having heard of the guy. At least not as many as have heard of Mandel. 😳

[@barrycheesemore2928]

I seriously cannot believe that people still 'invest' in these crypto scams. We're doomed, all doomed......

[@Ozzy3000]

...dooomed !!

[@patrickbateman312]

At his point, it's not a scam. It's an idiot tax

[@barrycheesemore2928]

@@patrickbateman312 🤣🤣

[@jinmakarov8187]

no matter what you start or sell , there is always some people will buy it , no matter how absurd it is , why do you think the cults all over the world growing like a mushroom ?

[@DaddyKrane]

I think he really likes that parmesan cheese clip lmao

[@borchelsijles8064]

Thumb nail says everything people need to know.

[@Happyfacehotwheels]

Let's try this again. The first time watching, it stopped playing halfway through and went private...

[@porkfang]

I think it's fixed now.

[@treystephens6166]

What’s the point of uploading a private video???

[@bitbrace]

Who would have ever thought not to take financial advice from a girl who may or may not hawk on things

[@calumlittle9828]

Your ads and sponsored video are both financial scammers on UK KZbin lol

[@mantovannni]

Come on though, she was only 500 or so years out with the Chris Columbus thing, I think she could give sound financial advice.

[@Punchy361]

I mean, I can understanding not knowing the exact year, but the latter half of the 20th century? Well, that's the American education system for you...

[@Angry-Lynx]

It all doesn't matter. She pretty so shell start OF account and will be set for life anyway. Meanwhile we worthless working ants will bust our backs until end of life for pennies because retiring was something that only previous generations could enjoy

[@christophervanheerden6499]

She sounds like southern female cartman

[@jamiemelquist8733]

Jason got a plan to dig through the earth to get to the moon

[@snooganslestat2030]

Tater tots. 🤣

[@BigArnieNumeroUno]

I might possibly purchase a hawk tuah from the lady in a weak moment.

[@Deletirium]

I might be down for what she described, but not with the phlegmy, back of the throat, head cold twist she added

[@antoniowiliams5397]

Cuban was there endorsing because he took the hawk tuah advice and spat on that thang before sucking it. He thought this girl is a genius i must learn more from her.

[@Deletirium]

Interestingly enough, Mark Cuban is a jew.

[@adamseccombe2800]

I can't believe someone got famous for saying two words

[@TheDukeLeverageShow]

Great video. Was going to do a similar topic for my next solo episode. Combat sports has been reduced to slaps, movies have been reduced to 10 second shorts of peeople lipsynching and dancing, and people like the Hawk Tuah can be given a pedestal to make money and media.

[@emmanuelsoto2476]

I would invest big money on some segalian Coin, now thats the good stuff.

[@pencilcase8068]

It's 2024 about to be 2025 I thought we were done with buying into obvious crypto scams back in 2021-2022

[@senseiseagal1983]

Hawk Tuah seemed like a viable investment. I don't understand what went wrong. Strange

[@Jokoko2828]

I honestly don't feel pity for anyone who falls for a crypto scam in this day and age.

[@Kyoki_Uchiha]

U called Andrew Taint fans tater tots and u killed me with that, sir 😂😂 im so glad i found ur channel, keep up the great work!

[@tuvia4082]

The best parts of this were the Sensei cameos.

[@Angry-Lynx]

Idiocracy

[@towncrieronfire5899]

Well if she spit on it.........

[@enikan73]

Hi Sweety! Nice to hear from you - Always! (And I'll keep staeling your jokes - I mean; They Work so why not. + I don't have a "Clever" Hawk-Tuah Joke" and too old to get famous I guess so what ever... I'll kep on dropping by your Amazing channel every time.

[@edintalundzic9357]

We have been lied to. There are absolutely NO links in the description for the greatest coin ever, mined straight from the deepest depths of the digital virtual cookie mines. I have no other choice but to report you straight to the principal Paul's office for misleading the vulnerable and false advertisements.

[@omerta316]

I'm waiting for JCVD dancing currency

[@anulubongo1157]

Daddy left Biceps broken like his Coin

[@senseiseagal1983]

Well spotted. Handling his brothers pole too much

[@Rockstar-bq5fm]

It was honestly the best thing she could do shutting up and going to bed lol, don’t incriminate yourself anymore than you already have so to say…

[@antonydrossos5719]

4:42 I felt that in a dark, spiteful place when you called her fans, “chavs”. Damn

[@senseiseagal1983]

Her fans are morons. Chavs was for the fools around her using her and manipulating her.

[@marcusmiller5443]

Solid advice to wrap up the video.

[@BlueSquatchproductions]

I couldn't find the link for crypto

[@porkfang]

Maybe is hopefully gone forever.

[@shamicagray4014]

Idiocracy personified 😐🤦🏾‍♀️

[@steves1112000]

Surprised she didn't give that 'hach tuah" action to TSA to keep her box cutter. I had to jump through hoops to legally declare an unloaded, checked firearm.

[@RadekSuski]

thanks

[@chrissawyer1484]

When are you making a Bullshido Master crypto token?

[@ethanaleman]

Hawk ruah

[@tommackay7433]

Such class. Parents must be proud.

[@juanserra1720]

You are a mastermind, my friend 😊.

[@bishyeahbish3758]

What bothers me is that there's something somewhere in a particular place that would make me able to earn a lovely amount of money and I would be happy to do it for a living, but, it's something that is unknown to me that haven't stumbled upon yet. I can only pray that the oird will allow me to discover the thing that is going to let me get to a place financially where I can live out some of my dreams and experience the kind of simple happiness I would love to have in my life. I don't even have to get rich just as long as I'm happy with my life then I can live with my constant lack of money because I'm used to being broke. I just want a olive skin brown eyed lady and a relationship of friendship and joy and as long as we have enough money to have what we need in life then I will be content.

[@guiltytrain3689]

Yes yes the future of Seagalism is e-currency. Seriously how do people keep getting scammed by these people?

[@garnetnelson1419]

Jason Toblerone 😂

[@snoo333]

wow, thanks man. lol

[@ThaRealTruth]

Coffee says who made 2 million in fees and dude almost choked like he didn't know it was that much or he was cut out

[@garnetnelson1419]

Jason Usher 😂

[@bestthingsinceslicedrice]

First time I heard of Hawk Tua, I really taught she must have been one of those celebrity Olympic Snowboarder from New Zealand. Then I get to find out what the real deal was then Oh! My mistake 🤦‍♂️🤣 But now hearing people got scammed on her crypto scheme is just another level tho

[@technocracylao]

This sums up the US of A at this point in time - dumb enough to make some kind of "celebrity" out of some random dumb woman because of 1 phrase and dumb enough to vote for Trump! Who says social media hasn't lowered the intelligence of people .. ..

[@PurePele1]

All these you tube clowns releasing their coins and scamming whoever they can - why oh why are there people still falling for this shit!!

[@what1111]

too bad, i had a lil crush on her

[@LLCTheCableGuy]

The coin is a lie!

[@NotsoBigPapaCraig]

Good gravy this world is dumb and doomed.

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

Don't spit on snek 💦🐍 who would want that?!

[@garnetnelson1419]

Jason Durex

[@jn7339]

So you're saying the king coin I invested into the hawk tuaw coin is worth less than tate coin Shit, might have to invest in sensei Segal coin to break even and get some cookies in compensation

[@juanserra1720]

Disgusting. 🤮

[@enikan73]

AND - I'll try to put WHATEVER in you'r comments for The Great KZbin God Algorithmo.... (Hmmm - I probably told you that before... Never mind - I leave it just in case. I can remember a little less after "my secret age" BUTT I sure can Move My arms Just as much as Tyson did in That "Fight" so I'm good...) ;P

[@BobSure_AKA_PotatoSmasher]

Imagine this for a second: I wake tomorrow and decide I no longer want to use the US dollars to pay for McDz. I then go online and create my own currency. This IS what crypto currency is. #Idiocracy

[@sebfettel]

Any who im going to bed

[@elthatishere2629]

Jason Derulo