He Had It Coming | People Stories

[@harpersmith1400]

"I'm gonna crem gonna crem gonna crem..." "I don't like the sound of your friends."

[@toxicstar3983]

LMFAO

[@thorgrootsweetrabbit2244]

That's funny

[@RandomUserNameChosen]

REMIX!!!!!!!

[@scottarnest8980]

17:25 ... I guess he's "gonna cram". Like asking the Rain Man how he is going to study for the test.

[@DamagePointSeeker]

I smiled at that

[@phoenixblade8315]

I enjoy listening to Reddit stories but I feel like the quality control is going down the drain. A lot of glitching in recent contents.

[@kanedaku]

They dont even curate the answers so just read reddit or use a vocal program to read the webpage to you directly.

[@sabersz]

@@kanedaku thing is, I only really listen to these when I'm doing other stuff. For example right now I'm editing a KZbin video. The robot voice isn't a bother, but the glitching is, it'd be too distracting to manually look for these kinda posts and takes way too long

[@sabersz]

@@Rhyean2004 then he's an idiot. He's pushing people away from these videos by making them shittier. Nothing about that explanation makes any kind of logical sense and it's just confusing if he does do it

[@zephramartin6632]

@@sabersz ive seen people say they leave it on purpose so people comment which bumps their videos higher on the algorithms

[@natchy1172]

@@sabersz it's a mark to catch people who steal and repost these. He can say it glitches here for x seconds.

[@bradwolf07]

"Imma gonna cream (X30)" Commenter "I don't like the sound of your friends" Me: Yeah, I don't think I wanna crem like that either

[@rhydianjones5494]

Nobody: Bot: "im gunna crem im gunna crem im gunna cremim gunna crem im gunna crem im gunna crem im gunna crem" 17:25

[@Kimbleespunchingbag]

bro that made my eye twitch

[@BruhWhy5]

I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zarathustra_infinite]

Lmao

[@Patricio4Christ]

Suddenly. Wow. Text and speech went wrong.

[@dshoultzfox]

I was listening to the video in the shower, when the bot started repeating that, I laughed harder than anyone should in a shower.

[@PurpleLionRs]

The best part about the dude getting arrested after 6 weeks in the hospital is the bill he will have to pay and the time wasted in jail could've been used to make money to pay that off. Cant think of any insurance company who will pay for all 6 weeks but I could be wrong

[@jamesnorman9160]

Serves him right for assaulting a couple of complete strangers over something so trivial.

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

If he is from the US

[@jakekraweckyj2801]

Gonna crem gonna crem gonna crem gonna crem gonna crem gonna crem

[@jordandennis6794]

Who else is gunna crem?

[@Phoenixthebest]

I thought it was just me

[@josephmoore286]

Ironically, I read your comment on the same exact story that had it.

[@matth7952]

11:17 Zero tolerance always has been and always will be the most immoral rule ever. I know it’s not easy to investigate things like these but it’s just lazy, and almost always results in victims facing punishment and the bully getting away with it. I’m a pacifist so it’s rare that punching someone would cross my mind but I would definitely side with the person who wrote this one.

[@LordBloodraven]

In college, a campus police officer accused me of rolling through a stop sign while making a right hand turn. I was driving a Tesla and pulled up special software I had that tracked my driving habits. The record showed I was at a complete stop for 1.3 seconds at the time she said I had rolled through that stop sign. She let me off with a warning that I told her was unnecessary. She flipped me off. A month later, when leaving the college parking lot, she didn't stop at a red light while she was making a right hand turn. Her car was t-boned by a semi-truck who had a green light. She died at the scene of the accident she caused.

[@maatnofret1234]

5:05 - The stupid bully forgot the maxim, “Never commit a crime while you’re committing a crime.” 😆

[@khymelcoleman5471]

17:25🤌🏾

[@Jays-Dream]

At some point all I heard was "creme de la creme" lmao

[@cheese17740]

“he only hand himself to blame”

[@CharybdisM0ns]

"if you had been there. if you had seen it i'm sure that you would have done the same"

[@JaelinBezel]

@@CharybdisM0ns “The dirty bum (bum bum buuum)! The dirty bum (bum bum buuuuum)!”

[@soulfulxstorm3716]

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!

[@jeanne5922]

@@soulfulxstorm3716 Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!

[@Julesb2183]

I seriously was gonna post one of the jail ladies' monologue from cell block Tango 😄

[@YameMishina]

The bot is gonna KEHM

[@BruhWhy5]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kemarisite]

300 pound ram (male sheep) or 600 pound pony will do real well teaching kids respect.

[@Patricio4Christ]

There can be potentially dangerous animals. How you treat them can make the difference. One example is that a photographer followed a couple of bear cubs. He didn't leave them alone. A full-grown bear, who could be a parent, chased him out of the area. If the photographer had left the cubs alone, he wouldn't have encountered that bear.

[@phlushphish793]

Saw on youtube a guy got a ticket from an officer on horseback. When the officer turned to leave, the guy punched the horse's buttock with all his might. The horse kicked. The guy went sailing through the air, turned upside down (your head is your heaviest part), hit his own car & shattered his rear window! Sweet justice! :)

[@Patricio4Christ]

@@phlushphish793 Although persons suffer from the consequences of their actions, I don't delight in the consequences.

[@cybercat29]

@@phlushphish793 Karma in action 😈

[@imaad1105]

Everyone : making fun of 17:25 and complaining about it glitching Updoot studios who intentionally put it there as a fun little joke :

[@thefallenprince9929]

17:24 “If you come here I’m gonna cAm gonna cAm gonna cAm…”

[@austiniscool1242]

gonna crem gonna crem gonna crem

[@fourfurrypotatoes]

When I'm driving and my husband is in the passenger seat I become a much worse driver. He's always trying to tell me how to drive and I get nervous. I cut a few people off in traffic the other day because of it. Lesson learned.

[@supergoober1021]

I realized that according to my wife when she is driving, everyone else on the road is an idiot. When I’m driving, I’m the idiot. So, I stopped driving. One day, she rolled through a right turn on a red light. I commented that one day that will catch up to her. A few days later she received a citation in the mail for that exact violation. She remembered my warning. Sweet.

[@dawnclark4635]

Highschool on the bus was Hell. There was this kid who lived in my neighborhood and I don't know it or not but I suspect that he threw gum into my hair. One day he was driving me nuts. He was throwing paper at me,laughing and making stupid comments. My brother was back there laughing at me but whatever I knew I'd catch him later but I wanted the kid who was picking on me. As we road home I decided by the time we reached the busstop I was going to "address" the situation. I was angry when I got off the bus and it had these doors that opened facing out to each side. I walked down the steps,took a step behind the door on the side not facing the street and waited. As he stepped off the bus I grabbed him and punched him. Hard. Best part? His friends were watching the entire time. (Including my brother.) He managed to pull his hoodie out of my hand but I wasn't done. I followed him to his house and kept heckling him. "You're such a coward! You should but you won't hold still and let me hit you." My brother I knew I couldn't do this to so I got home and simply locked the door. I remembered that he had left his keys on the table that day and he had to stand out there,banging on the door,and my mother looked at me. "Why is your brother knocking like that?" she asked. "Go unlock the door!" I told her,"Why don't you ask him why I did that after you let him in?" He had to explain to my mom that he had sat back,laughed and did nothing while someone bullied his sister. He was grounded.

[@hannahbt.borelli3126]

One of my teachers was a arsehat so several of the kids in our class learned another language and filled out the next 5 tests with it and got f's. Later their parents were called into a meeting and the language was translated to the correct answers and our teacher got in trouble for wrongfully failing the students. She deserved it

[@kanedaku]

Not a single situation where that could be true.

[@fireflare908]

...ok that is freaking genius

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

He only had himself to blame 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

[@TOPSTARrap]

17:25

[@risenphenom]

17:25 gonna come gonna come gonna come (x50)

[@rickyn1135]

I feel for the Sister kick out by her sister,renting form sister with unreasonable cleaning high standards. I use to be that way. You could eat ofc any surface in my home. I’m made 180 degree turn. I feel your pain.

[@garrettgresham1553]

17:25 guys I think he’s gonna cream

[@thewinehussy_5609]

*robotic voice* "This baby is hideous." 😂💀

[@jenniferlonnes7420]

Those darn meegraines...

[@gabrielboudreau6701]

Here's one. Just this past February. Me & a snowblower. It got clogged, I'm thinking on grabbing a stick. But it cleared out. It gets clogged again, so here a 100 watts bright idea. I reached with my hand and b-bye la. 2 fingers are basically three quarter cut right through and the third finger bone was shattered. Funny I never even felt the pain. Looking at my hand as I applied first aid. Brother's boss happens to drop by, calls me an ambulance and he passed out after I showed him. Good twenty minutes had passed from the incident to the medic. Now that's where I'd start to relaxed on the stretcher and Pain starts to kick in. So the story is. Listen to your parents when they'd tell you decades ago. DON'T stick your fingers where it doesn't belong lol

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

I think the saying goes, Don't put your hand where you wouldn't put your penis.

[@valenciageode25]

These videos are filling up my watch later way too much…

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

I’m constantly battling to keep it under 550!

[@hannahrose13420]

my watch later is full of them too. so i can listen to them at work at target lol

[@acetrainerarcane1755]

5:42 The fact that their sister kicked them out of a house they were renting from her for being messy is awful

[@j.rbry.8990]

Always help other people if you can.. and don't make sport of their misfortune.

[@tacoman4422]

8:20 everyone gangsta till he bites his hand

[@5Demona5]

On my way to the mall, 2 guys in motorcycles were riding in public roads, cutting around cars, being total assholes with the bikes. On the way back only 1 cut around, cause up ahead the other one had crashed on the back of a car, flown over it and was about to get attended by the paramedics.... cause his arm bone was sticking out. 🖤

[@kittencat3386]

* insert cell block tango here. *

[@KrispyKitty66]

Lmfao

[@CLCinflorida]

SWEET sweet Justice 👍♥️

[@SpectreSkirt]

that boy at 4:11 is lucky nobody else there was his size or bigger, any reasonable person would've put him in the dirt long before the cops arrived.

[@Fontan_]

M'dude You need to fix the tts

[@ledg3lord]

I think he does this on purpose

[@DodgerOfZion]

Nothing needs fixing. The TTS glitches are part of the charm now.

[@doomasil7232]

he sure is going to crem gonna crem gonna crem gonna crem gonna c-

[@TheKhfan001]

You know how people have these little habits that get you down Like Bernie Bernie, he liked to chew gum No, not chew, pop So I came home this one day And I'm really irritated And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy And there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin' No, not chewin' Poppin' So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time" And he did So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots Into his head!

[@sobpoesia]

honestly you gotta fix this repeating problem, its in all of ypur uploads

[@mysteryminx2619]

Oh, the day that you get tossed in the head by the horns of a bull, is the day you learn a lesson you will never forget. And your Rancher Dad just stands there and helps you back up. Concussion? Naaaaaa, just go walk it off. If you're 7 and you're a Ranch Kid, you're pretty much made out of Diamond Plate by the time you're 20. Also, not a damn thing will ever seem weird to you, because you can never take the Ranch out of the Kid. Raccoons fighting on your roof at 4 a.m? Out you go with the flash light and yell at them to shut up and knock it off. They do. Neighbors approach you with deep respect forever.

[@stonedjasonvoorhees5959]

Crem gunna is my new worst fear.

[@l33g3ndar33]

When I was a kid my grandpa had a portable air compressor that sounded just like 17:27

[@imabored6150]

17:45 “got a clam got a clam

[@toonyrhythm3173]

bro pls review your vids before you post 17:25

[@wolf-gd3oc]

Yes I got the first view

[@darkwolf4049]

Hello

[@gromsunited1557]

@@darkwolf4049 hi

[@nightshade9653]

The story regarding the mustang hits home for me because I feel like I’m going to die in my car (96 Pontiac Firebird) which is my goal to make 1250hp to the wheels

[@Castigar48]

Whats the base hp of a 96 firebird

[@phlushphish793]

My friend's dad refused to buy her a Mustang 5.0 saying, "a student doesn't need that much horsepower."

[@vincentprice713]

OMG THAT DFW SPORTS CAR, I THINK I SAW IT. Granted I saw a loooot of these idiots crash during that frozen fest. I still have the dash cam footage I been meaning to upload a collage of all those incidents.

[@Dashin15]

Geeze that boy is lucky the horse was so nice. If he had fucked with my old mare you can bet your ass my gelding would have trampled him. Even if they're kind and laid back, most lead horses are still VERY protective of their herd.

[@DodgerOfZion]

I was heading upstate for work. This one jagoff kept tailgating people; even tailgated me before I could move over and let him pass. Immediately saw him tailgate an SUV. Nothing special, just an SUV. The SUV moved over, and then immediately whipped back over to get behind the guy. I saw blue and red lights. Good job, dipshit. You just tailgated an unmarked state trooper.

[@HangManHang10]

If you dont fix those stupid glitches im gonna unsubscribe. It gets really annoying

[@sirnurtle657]

17:26 somebody send help, the Text to Speech bot is having a seizure

[@crotchwolf1929]

When I adopted my cat Frankie he made a habit of playing (terrorizing) my elderly cat. Well we recently adopted a sweet black kitten we named Oliver and that kitten has been playing (terrorizing) Frankie. Karma's a bitch.

[@cybercat29]

Aww, I hope that you have many long and happy years with dear sweet Frankie who I hope has learned his lesson, your dear sweet Oliver who delivered that lesson, and your dear sweet elderly kitty 😻😻😻❤❤❤

[@Mhaakify]

Think he's gonna crem.

[@mccatstar8028]

He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had him-self to blame If you’d of been there, if you’d of seen it, I betcha you would have done the same

[@RandomTrinidadian]

School bully tried to stab me with a knife. A few years later, he was dragged out of his house, beaten up and shot to death. I have yet to meet anyone who didnt think he deserved it.

[@hurrikanlouitrollthemall1241]

Schadenfreude at its best

[@TheCaptainFatBelly]

When I cut my only 2 friends at the time out of my life for coming to my house uninvited. Had it coming.

[@lanededominicis6068]

Gunna krem gunna krem gunna krem

[@k.chriscaldwell4141]

A Shaniqua tailgating me in their fancy used BMW on the Interstate in South Chicago. An often occurrence. I was following back a ways from a dump truck that was spewing gravel (aggregate for concrete) out of its back end with every bump. Also common. The Shaniqua then zoomed around me and snapped back into my lane ahead of me just in time to drive into a hail of gravel spewing from the dump truck. Oh, yeah! The Shaniqua then tried to pass the dump truck--a big no, no. They were inundated again with gravel from the dump truck, as the gravel spreads out as it bounces off the pavement. Double oh, yeah! _It's raining gravel. Hallelujah! It's raining gravel..._

[@kazekamiha]

Need to double check the stuttering before posting.

[@lol5776]

ITT: 10% had it coming stories, 90% karma's a bitch stories.

[@KiryuuMimi94]

When he ran into her knife 10 times 🔪🔪🔪🔥💀🐜

[@The-ADHD-Exec]

Man sort your quality control out on your already stolen content… I like listening to stories, that’s why I listen and put up with the recycled content but I can’t stand how little effort you put into the finished product!

[@KrispyKitty66]

^ LITERALLY 17:25. You had one job

[@randythecomputerman]

Why put effort into it though? Think about it, the process is mostly all automatically done by the bot & scripts, aside from selecting which comments go into the video. Then the bot automatically renders & uploads it to YT, no manual intervention required. It's low effort, prints money, & people will watch it regardless of the issues. As a bonus, the videos get boosted higher in YT's algorithm when people comment about the issues going on

[@redditstories1361]

Definitely had it coming

[@KingGisInDaHouse]

I had a gay crush on this guy in school but he hit of course took this the wrong way and hit me in the hallway. He comes to my workplace and he comes in with a black eye from his wife.

[@sketchyskies8531]

Hi

[@_tina_4563]

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ(●’◡’●)ﾉ

[@MossyDawn]

What the hell is that stuttering and why does it happen in almost every one of these videos?

[@Your_Average_Jay]

Not to be rude but you might want to slow down your production a little bit until you figure out the issue with your text reader. It's almost every video now that there's hang up. A few mistakes or issues here or there, sure, I won't even complain, but this is more frequent now.

[@janisbentzen4503]

PTSD....good grief! There has to be some real trauma. Not the fake snowflake stuff.

[@phylosophersstoned43]

do schools in america have cctv? wtf you guys live in a climate of fear

[@randythecomputerman]

A couple of years after I graduated high school (2008) I heard they put cameras in the hallways where I went. There weren't any when I was going though

[@zanewederell9571]

Idk why but suddenly I wanna crem

[@wolf-gd3oc]

How is everyone doing

[@Yyg-qui]

Good, how are you?

[@trinivy2367]

i’m pretty good kinda tired with work and life in general but i’ll get through it but how are you? have your days been good?

[@waifu_png_pl6854]

21:37 i feel bad for the guy that missed the race. director sounds like a dong, why would he mess with someone elses plans? shit move

[@nicholasohara5699]

I love this one.

[@christopheravila7989]

Y don’t they fix it?

[@Beatinz11]

Gonna creme x 50

[@CdrChaos]

Every time a feminist propaganda movie fails spectacularly at the box office. “This movie isn’t for men” When the movie doesn’t make money... “Why won’t men see this movie?”

[@StreetWarrior24]

😂 😂 😂 Yes!

[@connorlumgair7544]

6’3” inches, 220 pounds all to get cut down by a strap

[@almightysosa3951]

quality youtube videos

[@bananapee86]

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@mrtime-ex1487]

This guy can’t make a vid without it glitching out.

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

The length of that audio skipping... Why did you bother uploading?

[@randythecomputerman]

It's all automatically done by the bot, there's no review done before these videos are uploaded

[@Originalusername.]

You really need to fix the fucking skipping this isn't the 90's with scratched dvds

[@kendoruslink7017]

Imgonnacram

[@Biggerbadwolf]

I hate these bot voices!!

[@computernerdinside]

Dude nailed the kids throwing snowballs. Yeah they started it, but seriously, you gotta show off how big and bad you are in your truck to a few kids? This kinda sounds like a dude who thinks he's all cool because he drives a truck.

[@notreallyboney]

1st sory lmao

[@potatokitty]

Hahahah

[@kellan2771]

I feel bad if you watched this video at normal speed

[@randythecomputerman]

I watch them on 1.5x myself, the bot talks way too slowly for my taste

[@musicstudio3700]

:D

[@novarayne9388]

Earlyyyyyy

[@phlushphish793]

Stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on an LA freeway. Figure 'screw it. I'll just get off & take side streets.' Inch my front bumper into the exit lane waiting for traffic to pass to exit. One guy doesn't like this, turns his head to give me a snarky look; but, misses that traffic ahead of him had come to a stop & rear ends the car in front of him!