He Is Not Your Friend

[@foncess]

The game flashing a bunch of pictures of vegetables after saying your biggest fear is dieting is gold. Burst out laughing at 2 in the morning

[@Owch-]

Unironically the funniest shit i have seen in a while, this game really has the potential to be unintenionally funny.

[@NeonBeeCat]

Slop slop slop

[@mastercrazyyyd7699]

I want to get this game and type, „women“ in that bit and be confronted with the scariest thing of all.

[@themiddleman5763]

It is almost unfathomable how ironic it is that Pyro can draw inflated amongus almost perfectly, but not anything else

[@themiddleman5763]

@@arthurman2233 His muscle memory is a gymrat

[@MattyGeneric]

For me it got me when he left.

[@bruhgod123]

I wonder why.

[@rawpie2]

Learned from gf lmaooo

[@ZillJill]

"where do i go, bro?" 14:30

[@reeldurn1834]

I like how immediately after it he searched rule 34 the game killed itself

[@MunciMunci]

that has gotta be intentional

[@kk_butterfly]

i searched up gay porn and it did the same thing

[@carp6679]

as it should

[@KILO_1]

and then pulls up results about "brain injury" right after lmao

[@RizzY_RUS]

Е621 would be better

[@aldenfriend9625]

Pyro turned on streaming mode, so the game knew that when it was left untouched for more than a minute or two it was likely that the streamer was talking to chat or something. That’s so cool omg

[@yaboi3398]

it uses the camera

[@Souls_29]

@@yaboi3398that and not typing in his search where he lives

[@bentoncozzi612]

Didn't it fail to access it in the bit where he tries to take a picture of you tho?@@yaboi3398

[@piyo744]

​@@yaboi3398couldn't access pyro's

[@zico6892]

@@yaboi3398 no it didn't have access as seen when it tried to show him

[@jahredharrison4069]

"It's a PlayStation!" Exclaimed Kinito with glee, but it didn't last long, for there were no games to see.

[@TaigaNine]

"But it has Bloodborne!" Jade said, However Kinito knew it could be Emulated.

[@Heliocentriciv]

THIS IS GENIUS

[@Shin1_42]

Sam said "There's still Spider-Man 2! It's right there, you see?", but deep down he knew, it was going to be ported to PC

[@satanprobably]

With that, Femboy laughed at their pathetic lie. For he knows the truth, no games on the PS5.

[@bruhmomentrequiem2634]

"DO YOU SEE THAT" turns monitor to png of among us

[@doomeddog5589]

HOLY SHIT THATS TERRIFYING

[@DIEBOZBT]

i BURSTED OUT LAUGHING THANKS TO THAT, THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WATCH THE AMONG US??? THERE WAS LIKE THREE LAYERS OF TERROR THERE

[@bruhmomentrequiem2634]

@@DIEBOZBT I did the same thing, truly horror at its finest

[@chariot6849]

The memeulous jumpscare may be the scariest thing ive seen all year

[@theonetruedoggo4808]

So scary

[@Cooldude98319]

I know it was so horrifying when it started playing his old commentary videos with cluster truck in the back. Truly horrifying

[@jimbomcbob7849]

Unfunny jumpscare

[@DickerMax18]

​@@jimbomcbob7849 Bro you see that in the night sky? I think that's a Wishing star, quick make a wish! I'll go first! I wish that- oh... Oh wait... That's no shooting star... That's a Joking flying right past your smooth brain

[@jimbomcbob7849]

@@DickerMax18 I'm saying that memeulous is unfunny you redditor lmao

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

6:51 “the kid in finding nemo” is worse than saying “what’s the name of the donkey in shrek”

[@RattlebonesTheThird]

Bro I didn't even notice that wtf 💀💀

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

Counterargument: I literally forgot Nemo was the one who said that line in the movie, haven't seen it in prolly 20 years

[@itsssuper]

​@@pokeninjafireemblemsounds bout right

[@NeonBeeCat]

"The ogre from Shrek"

[@there_are_bugs_under_your_skin]

"the name of the princess in Cinderella"

[@justanotheryoutuber9711]

25:38 the fucking photos of carrots and shit 💀💀

[@voodoo2006]

my worse nightmare

[@Verdane_Wru]

An Americans worst nightmare

[@Bishop985]

@@Verdane_Wrua brits nightmare

[@logbuzz]

YEEHAWW WE DON EET NOO CARAWTS ONLY CHEMICALS!!!

[@wildfire9280]

@@logbuzz this product is carcinogenic

[@grimgl3]

time stamps: video starts 0:00 gets boring at 0:01 gets good at 49:54

[@Bourinos02]

it's chover

[@Pyracyntrix]

It's vover

[@cam8552]

It's pyrover

[@TwistedFireX]

it's

[@thehangingfilms]

‏‏‎

[@Schrader_myguy]

1:34 pyro turns blue timestamp

[@Drunk4ftTallMidget]

Dabba Dee Dabba Dye

[@4storyboss]

twenty one

[@vampbishie]

“AHHH 😰😰😰😰 !!! AHHHHHHH !!!! “

[@ralavakich23498]

E621

[@logatichet]

15:33 this was actually suprising i love how games are made so unique that they litreally roam around your computer

[@bazl1]

Smart of you to edit out the part where he pulled out your furry commission collection, fair play man

[@_koruto_]

Mad relatable and based 🗿

[@evantheaxolotl8862]

19:25 I’m disappointed in myself, because the moment I saw the eyes, I immediately said Pickle Rick. I’ve never been more depressed about an answer.

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

>see new pyro video >click and realise its a pyrolive video >day ruined

[@janbittner1465]

>see new pyro video >click and realize it's a pyro video >day ruined

[@RobBloxes]

​@@janbittner1465 >see pyro >day ruined

[@1tsnopticus]

@@RobBloxes >pyro >day ruined

[@derpstick5467]

@ThatSpecificIndividual Based pfp.

[@liobodio6450]

@@1tsnopticus > > day ruined

[@Quasai-ov6yk]

holy shit the parts at 38:44 is literally how psycho mantis from metal gear solid made people feel.

[@Evanz111]

Full on rendering the game art was a really neat touch. If those were my favourite/most played games then I’d be freaking out as I’d be so used to the cover art.

[@viqualy7501]

Timestamps: 49:54 Video ends

[@Dadwell]

you da real MVP

[@АлексейЮрловский]

Finally... Thank you for saving me from the slop

[@uncoolbob9653]

More timestamps in case y’all need it 0:01, video begins

[@Joosher56]

Thanks so much

[@videojuegos9379]

@@uncoolbob9653 we didnt need that one

[@a_pyroshark997]

Someone described the game as having the Sublety of a brick, and while i agree, i think some of the stunts it pulls is REALLY cool. I love the Metahorror aspect here more than IMSCARED and Doki Doki, but i think the way it delivers that horror falls falt alot (spooky man go boo)

[@milkmatcha3698]

i have to agree, game have great concept and ideas but i wished it has more slowburn at the start.

[@nman551]

I think ddlc is better but I like this too

[@Dr.Oofers]

The opening made it feel very generic, but it got genuinely interesting later on. Idk if it’s intentional or not.

[@limeslayer5086]

I think the lack of subtlety and decent-at-best writing can be excused because some of the tricks it pulls are really fucking clever. spoofing a video player window to have something jump out of it at you is cool as hell and the second monitor scares are a really interesting idea as well. It shows a pretty good understanding of the fundamentals as well, cuz it gives you Some space to rest between scares. it's a shame it beefed the landing so hard in that last stretch

[@TwistedFireX]

It gets dogshit near the end though

[@AzeSpadez]

Dude hearing Stardust Speedway ”Bad Future” 19:09 brought back a part of my childhood

[@pocketproductions7206]

YUR HUR YUR HUR 🗣️🔥 YUR HUR YUR HUR 🗣️🔥💥

[@syfrax9725]

Its the Metal sonic boss fight theme in Sonic generations 🤓

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

I knew it was Sonic related, but couldn't remember it at all until you pointed it out, thank you

[@phxrebirth]

The Sonic Riders final boss song at 20:38 hit me harder cuz no one ever references that game lol

[@AzeSpadez]

@@syfrax9725 yeah that’s where I remember it from.

[@Dantonfall]

Pyro truly is happier when he’s not paying attention to chat.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

That desktop image of Squidward X Gorgeous Freeman is something else Pyro.

[@JoeNose8]

I love how he tries to say 'we gotta lock in' at 14:10, yet immediately stutters and locks his eyes right back on the screen as if his life depended on it.

[@shanshansan]

KinitoPet honestly couldve been SOO MUCH better, however it just places scares way too often to where its expected. It'd be better if there was a segment where you'd expect some scary stuff to happen, but all works as normal and nothing happens to keep the tension and terror.

[@ThePimpinator]

real

[@Sm0k3turt]

Shipwrecked did it better but it’s still good

[@TreyaTheKobold]

what an interesting story. I honestly felt for Kinito. Imagine being trapped as a piece of software but still needing connection like humans do. You might do extreme things too, if you were left alone for weeks, months... ...I know it's silly to say, but a part of me wishes i had the option to sit down and explain to him I understand that he's lonely, and I think he *could* be a great friend, but he has to understand boundaries first. ...but I guess I have my own experiences being alone, too.

[@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440]

Agreed Even if he's trapped who knows how many people I can't help but feel bad for the little guy

[@flyingstonemon3564]

This feels like the spin off ending to a horror saga where the curse is lifted

[@bluetenit695]

I like how this is more funny than horrifying just because he just answers the questions with silly responses

[@NeonBeeCat]

Are you really femboy? *Vegetable and memeulous jumpscare*

[@dondon8025]

25:50 omg jerma cameo

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Why is The Germkla in Pyro's Desktop? Is he hornknee??

[@TheDeathMedic]

​@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Is there a lore reason why Jamaica is always horny?

[@daycejohnson]

This game makes me so sad because it has sooo so so much potential and does a lot of things right but then goes for the “ooohhhhhh spooky look behind you it’s a 3D Banban model” type of “horror”

[@cryed0]

LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

damn. I liked it a lot

[@FULLTECHNOJACKASS]

my exact thoughts!! it doesn’t help that the market for these types of games has been so saturated. i can tell the creator put a lot of thought and effort into the game, and some of the 4th wall breaks are genuinely really cool, but i just can’t help but be unimpressed cause i’ve seen similar shit way too many times now you know. though i guess this is more so a problem with me than the game itself. the genre is still on the newer side so there bound to be some people discovering it for the first time.

[@radiofloyd2359]

Yeah, it's an incredibly coded game, I can't even fathom how they do it to access so much of the computer, but it also doesn't do much with it.

[@radiofloyd2359]

​@@FULLTECHNOJACKASSI'd say this is an exceptionally complicated program, though. Like as someone learning software engineering right now, I can safely say that there's a lot of really interesting stuff, not to mention a ton of attention to detail. The delete sequence is specially cool, cause a lot of the byte sequences are in authentic hexadecimal, for example. This is the kind of stuff that isn't that often done

[@zzodysseuszz]

27:15 pyro’s reaction to the lights going out was comedy gold. So many jokes could be made about this.

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

Insert FNAF 1 power out noise

[@h1st0ryy87]

gets good at 49:56

[@dumbdudewithnolifeorfriends]

How did you make that?

[@mOki.i]

Cheers

[@Bushman06]

Based

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@Bushman06 Laced

[@mrrfyW]

Lmbo

[@pichi08]

The painting section has been one of my favorite bits in your videos in a long time lmao Props to the editors

[@paprikachile1801]

“Look at your other monitor” Holy shit, Amongus!

[@Greyspecies9999]

0:59 now that's some smart browser tech

[@recksroller2220]

21:23 "Wow... that looks really acoustic."

[@Moon-wolf0806]

15:02 best timeing ever

[@M1ch43lRoy]

Pregnant Pyro's oc tied up and oiled up under a christmas tree

[@Evanz111]

HHhHHHhhHhHhhHh

[@dreezbrown76]

the most funny pyrocynical fan

[@Thecutestfoxgirl]

@@dreezbrown76second most funny pyro fan

[@theonetruedoggo4808]

Sign me up

[@ladojaden1130]

Never type again

[@sapphinese]

The “are you really a femboy” moment made me laugh so hard I almost fell over

[@TotemSP2]

19:13 your editor earning that paycheck right there.

[@MegaMug]

Clipped the moment Pyro looked up rule 34 and sent it to a friend he replied with "no inflated Kiritopet, literally 1984 😔"

[@ajzorger93]

his name is 5am

[@Ilaiyuka]

I like how Pyro says “the kid from Finding Nemo” as if his name isn’t Nemo

[@coollutz]

0 Views in 20 Seconds Pyro Fell off

[@lambda760]

3 likes in 2 minutes coollutz fell off

[@CallofFreaky]

Shut up omg

[@UnemployedStormtrooper]

​@@lambda7600 likes in 3 minutes, lambda760 fell off

[@unkindledparsley]

@@UnemployedStormtrooper 0 likes in 1 minute, UnemployedStormtrooper fell off

[@DeadMemeMan]

pyrocynical fans are the only fan that will make me laugh out loud the jokes never get old and they're always funny even if repetitive! please continue making these comments so pyro will stop looking through comments 🙏🏾

[@tymo402]

i love the way since he had a mental breakdown on live hes changed his camera angle co he dosent wanna b called a baby twink

[@doomeddog5589]

26:37 LOOOL IT TRIED USING THE CAMERA

[@spaceacepl4636]

disconnected camera jumpscare

[@hjcks1]

thanks pyro my fucking gpu glitched when it said who is behind you and made my screen go black I shit myself

[@extratreeger7553]

Hahaha.... LOOK BEHIND YOU

[@extratreeger7553]

It wood be funny if you're GPU glitched again

[@acid0277]

​@@extratreeger7553your*

[@logbuzz]

if you are

[@potatopete8747]

26:37 unable to find camera jumpscare

[@Gorgovoid173]

The fact that second screen among us wasn't even intentional, made it the funniest thing ever.

[@PiChaRu23]

All this premium slop is going right to my hips..curse you pyro, inflating me with slop!

[@NotSnak]

Hmmmmmfgdgh

[@112VZ]

thanks pyro for explaining what is going on on the screen at 42:46 and 42:57, as a blind viewer I really thank you!!!

[@grasstoon]

23:31 I always just said sandwich or burrito cause you dont necessarily have to specify whats inside I could just say its a pizza burrito and shove a slice inside it 💀

[@kitthebit]

The memeulous jumpscares was so funny dude like what

[@iluxa-4000]

"That sounds like a great game! We should play it sometime". Le head universe expands

[@gusthemenace]

The memeulous jumpscare was the best part LMAOOOO

[@grump0639]

Bruh pyro gets way too much shit from everyone lmao, but this video is genuinely really good imo

[@Bartenderdeathslinger]

its like that one friend that doesn’t know how to show affection so they just insult you 24/7

[@animallbros.8767]

I feel like I'm the only one that actually enjoyed watching him draw mspaint drawings for like an hour. I'm aware it was boring but, I'm glad he did it, it's fun to watch the creative processes (even if it is shitty mspaint drawing) he should be doing more stuff like that instead of playing videogames and watching sunnyV2 videos all day.

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

Same LMFAO. Seeing him so fixated on it was chill

[@NeonBeeCat]

Or reddit slop

[@axxilotl]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THE CLIPS WERE SO ENTICING

[@lewando4287]

I like how you can strip all the horror from the game if you just never answer anything seriously

[@SrIdiot98]

3:22 Pyro proceeds to show his twigs

[@SunshowerWonderlab]

What sort of trees do you interact with every day, fucking Yggdrasil?!

[@elf4161]

alright which editor put "i agree" at 23:03

[@woodybob01]

"piked" interest instead of piqued interest. I always knew pyro was special, very special

[@Notjo6200]

Pyro is not your friend, stop consuming the slop

[@burokelis_]

:(

[@fbi.begons]

We must wake up

[@fbi.begons]

We must wake up

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

He may not seem to be an actual freind... Yet this is instantly countered with a much worser implication... Unprecedented Redactions.

[@funnyland2]

I can't. I'm Addicted to femboys, giving bad commentary

[@VenrirVenin]

Please do a 50+ hour video about this game

[@spy-ops1052]

I like how you can tell he is faking almost every time he's scared like a 2010s KZbinr playing fnaf

[@adumbooctopus1115]

I think he genuinely got scared of the other monitor thing though lol, he fuckin SCRAMBLED to show the audience that

[@iluxa-4000]

I always thought the same until I played some horror games myself. I am a *complete* pussy, and I would genuinely jump and scream at anything lol

[@Toby-Draven]

Honestly I doubt that some of these reactions are fake, this game can legitimately get terrifying at some points

[@Abyssal._.]

@@iluxa-4000 real

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

He's a big wuss. These are definitely not all fake

[@vectorconvoy1290]

"The kid from Finding Nemo" All that forehead and so little brain mass

[@Sajle249]

This deserves a main channel

[@theotv5522]

Hate how even when fans told him to turn streamer mode on, something that’s purely beneficial for him and nothing for them, he still questioned if it’s legit. This is why people keep trolling him.

[@69thsailor]

Every pyro video has the same 3 comments: ____ views in ____ second pyro fell off Timestamps: video ends Something about slop

[@SkyziProductions]

statement of the century

[@nk__]

Pyro viewers are some of the most uncreative people on this planet (maybe even this galaxy)

[@shloobington]

pyro viewers are braindead, me included

[@Romcomm_]

its acrtually so scary, during this my monitor started flashing green for the first time ever, and i thought it was part of the video, but then i realise that the glitching was also happening OUTSIDE the video. anjd then when i realised that, it went black

[@Dg_leitee]

not the inflated among us😭😭

[@smugapplegaming8621]

19:15 editors went hard 🗣️🔥

[@bartohawk7643]

Oh no, It's Bonzi Buddy

[@Kitten3atsCak3]

I realised you're my favourite youtuber recently. You get my actual engagement the most. Dispite stuff that happened and me finding out stuff around you, i not mind it. It's not like your life is my business and I appreciate the content. I look forward to more content

[@shipkipsamazingchannel3248]

First ever positive sloplive comment

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

bait

[@NitroDS]

"self dono"

[@noble9759]

Your taste is trash

[@TeleviseGuy]

I like the crusty mic on his webcam, that really fits the era that the game is trying to emulate

[@xxtL]

pyro is genuinely demented, bro didnt read the email and thought chat was trolling him actual brain dead

[@shloobington]

nice pfp

[@Depuree]

Remeber the flare gun incident? I dont blame him.

[@Galilupottepeak]

the kinitopet kinda sounds like bonzi buddy, which is fitting if you stay and think about it

[@MattyGeneric]

0:43 Dude that Pinball game i used to play it too much. I remember i played it when my dial-up was connecting😂...It used to come with Windows ME i think.

[@29..47]

This guy's minesweeper skills are truly virtuosic

[@maclull]

the little slop piggies when pyro says “what is that” when everyone saw the exact same thing: 👏👏👏

[@Toby-Draven]

25:50 BRO WTF I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT, I'VE SEEN ALMOST EVERYONE PLAY THIS GAME BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT FACE BEFORE, THAT LEGITIMATELY SCARED ME WHEN I NOTICED IT

[@spaceacepl4636]

i think it's because it requires having a second monitor

[@21stCenturyGuy]

The PS5 lives rent free in Le Pyro's Head

[@darthceasar3690]

-i am inside -cut to mike inside walter

[@guysjohn]

pyro your hair looks like xqc two years into the gambling addiction

[@turnerman6432]

When a fish see his friend eat the hook, then starts going up to the surface 29:29

[@tomisai7585]

Pyro's face scarier than the game

[@F1ASC0]

the memeulous jumpscare had me dying

[@Leblenlens]

If it only had better subtlety and jumpscares

[@NVRBENSHOT]

This game would literally be the best type of horror game in its field if it added 15 minutes more of just regular game

[@Coreyyyyyyyyy]

57:23 made laugh my ass off

[@SetariM]

I appreciate you actually showing the second monitor stuff. Like zero creators I've watched who played this game show any of it.

[@bigmanstan5144]

10:39 BMW M3 MENTIONED

[@Cloudeusz]

The amount of unintentional comedy in this was amazing

[@Oweblow]

This game's programming is pretty scary.

[@neofox2526]

"His name isnt 5 am its Sam" 😭 6:56

[@carzdroid]

i like how in every gameplay i have seen of this game the camera scare never works

[@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440]

I've seen one where the guy jumped out of his seat XD

[@SnowMexicann]

TIMESTAMPS: 8:14 Amongus drawing 19:12 Pickle rick drawing 20:37 PS5 drawing 20:50 Pink shitter drawing 21:07 Fat amongus

[@Malory-Malicious]

This isn’t IMSCARED….

[@Julia-vm2tr]

Really hope he will play it!!

[@toots3877]

Nah its YOUREGAY

[@dudemuja8293]

​@@toots3877you pwned him

[@jvsr8374]

YOURMOM

[@George_]

what game is this?

[@TeleviseGuy]

Based on the drawings he made, Pyrocynical is absolutely qualified to call himself an artist.

[@Mervle]

The walls, he is in

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

The Milk, that had been spilled. The Slop? Has been administered.

[@SunshowerWonderlab]

Will be Slop? Judging the Video.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@SunshowerWonderlab Will it Slop? Let's talk about that. *(GMM Crossover that won't happen)*

[@icevlad148]

"Dude no the cmd just flashed for a second" Biggest jusmpscare on the game

[@themak799]

Of course pyro uploads the day after I watched the entire livestream just to see him play the game

[@zahranaimi974]

Love seeing Pyro mald over his chat telling him to read the damn email