He Knows we have a local Crocodile ! Terrified Boater Slips and Falls ! (Chit Show)

Chit Show in the house ! Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Shiw in Miami.
Check out all the boat fails and Blackpoint Marina craziness.

[@lauriemorache6329]

Alfred,I never thought watching boat docking would be so funny. But when you add your commentary it makes me laugh even more .

[@LJB1308]

I’m glad you pointed out the Fountain boat. I know the owner of the company, Reggie Fountain. Super nice guy that has stories to tell! Invited my boss and I to bring our families to join him and take us over to Morehead City for lunch. He’s made boats for US Presidents and had meals & meetings with upper crust society. He’s so gracious and a very down to earth man. I can’t wait!

[@JBthe3rd]

Dude this is my favorite TV Show. You really need your own prime time show.

[@RKar2009]

"We got jumpers!" ...too funny

[@Weatherscapes]

Jumpers!!!!! LOL and the lady's reaction at the dock 🤣😂🤣

[@markscanlon9909]

I enjoy your work. Noticed on a few occasions that you have problems with mosquitos. I found some shirts that have a have a type of orchid woven into them that repel mosquitos. They work very well. The mosquitos here are large enough to stand flat foot and mate with turkeys. keep up the great work

[@Abbestederweg]

Dear Alfred! We also enjoy your videos from the Netherlands! Thanks and all the best!!

[@rayrussell6064]

Your such a hoot Alfred thanks for the much needed video. God bless and as always be safe 👍

[@kennypowers443]

Australian?

[@rodneyjaynes2485]

The "Reel Grumpy" interchange was hilarious!!! What you need to keep getting shotkilled is a tower! A ladder? Something to get you above the waterline. Any slight advantage will be better.

[@kendramiddletonwilliams]

That German short haired pointer is a beauty. It’s nice to see his humans actually keep him at a healthy weight.

[@Juipelo_77]

Hi Alfred Montaner, warm (and desperately needed!) greetings from the snowy inferno of Finland! Just dropping by to thank you for keeping us entertained with your fantastic content. Watching you and Fred navigate the waters is a thrilling escape from our daily snow-shoveling adventures! Wishing you a sunny and spectacular upcoming summer. Keep those great videos coming-Fred’s fans in the frost send their regards! 🚤🐊❄️😄

[@chrishengeveld6117]

What we need is a "Mancheta" Alfred "wait for it" Chit show" theme song or music. Teach the masses as they come in. THAT would be AWESOME-SAUCE!!!! Keep it coming Alfred!!!

[@tonyjessen8204]

You never disappoint Alfred 👍👍🐊

[@gordonil30117]

I had everyone watching this the other day. That dude that couldn't back up on his first day, we laught for 2 hours.

[@sumtxflygrl1]

Which guy couldn’t back up??? NONE of them can 🤣

[@bigdog0149]

I've always thought that a couple of schooled / skilled teenagers could make a killing in tips helping / facilitating loading a launching for people to make for a speedy experience.

[@TheByard]

One with a jeep and rope for the slip sliders could be an earner.

[@karaDee2363]

The kid trying to climb up onto the dock remind me of the old guy trying to climb up onto the dock in the movie Jaws... after they used his wife's holiday roast to try to catch the shark...lol

[@tonyarsenault4256]

Do you notice that everyone who make a perfect dock landing looks to Alfred for a 👍 Approval ! Lol !

[@anglersjr5216]

Oterwise tey get👎👎👎n laugh at 🤭

[@sprinklerbuddy]

Get yourself a thermacell for the mosquitoes. After it warms up in about 5 minutes, you won’t even hear a mosquito.

[@3cjm05]

CCC shoots from the Daytona Beach area. I got here from him!!! keep it up!!

[@mconner262]

Suzuki is by far the best engine after 2016

[@68dart]

Awesome , Thanks Alfred 😀

[@jamess3532]

Spent all that money on a dually but didn't go for the 4wd.

[@kennypowers443]

All for show i can't stand it

[@jamess3532]

@@kennypowers443 Nothing worse than a poser trying to compensate for something. Bought a huge truck but didn't bother to buy one that would adequately get the job done lol.

[@superbob1548]

callin an Uber.. from the boat ramp.... luv it 😇💜

[@HiggsBJ]

Hey Alfred we need a “greatest hits” of 2022…

[@teflarkevlon1948]

that one boat looked like they used a sharpie marker to color it and they ran out of ink when they got to that side of the bow. lol

[@albertohing3200]

I like your channel brother, I really enjoy this marina, it's fun brother thanks

[@sallymaihi4566]

Love the commentary. Thank you Alfred 🍉🍉🍉

[@JuanCruz-km3ec]

Hey brother listen, I own a verado 250pro , the biggest problem with mercury is they don't care about their customers, warranty department's favorite word is NO, without even listening. They think because they led the industry people would keep buying their products. The way I see it, it's a two way relationship. Take care and God bless.

[@debipeck8434]

Lmao we just got our boat from the shop!!! We r so excited

[@BOONEHOUND1]

I never knew a dually would come without 4 wheel drive.

[@adamsadogierski7646]

Nobody knows how to put it in four wheel drive there

[@davelew86]

Technically they ARE 4X4 because that's 4 wheels on the back with rear trac-lock differential, which means all 4 wheels to the rear are working. It's a 6X6 if the front wheels have trans-axles. 15 years of truck sales.. just sayin 😉

[@BOONEHOUND1]

@@davelew86 6x6...Mind blown 🤯🤯 Never thought of it like that lol

[@nerdgarage]

Doggo is thinking "hey now, you encourage me to play in this stuff, but now you're terrified of it? what aren't you telling me?"

[@keiths.6251]

And that's a RAM for ya. that ram is chit!

[@stevesemonious6723]

From Oregon, bass boat steve, love the chit show

[@jolofreebird3475]

Lmao! So funny watching them guys and then the chick too!🤣

[@mychannel6718]

That’s a dodge! Definitely not a Chevy struggling!

[@JoeMaxFpv]

Right. My 2500hd would rip that boat out.

[@cameronhoover7561]

Anything 2wd out there sucks ass

[@zxkilla6428]

Wym ?? The Chevy did struggle to

[@fauxybouy]

Really Alfred were you zooming in on the dully?

[@karlanderson3523]

Alfred, that new camera is crystal clear bro !!! What a difference in the videos bro !! Keep up the great work bro !!

[@dv6195]

Idk if I’d consider that a shot kill 🤣

[@tanyacalvin9080]

Lmao .... Personally I think it would have been faster for the man to climb in the back of the boat ..just saying .... But anyways it was awesome to see how fast he was climbing tho ...an yeah he was Scared an I was too . 😆

[@zyzxs]

At some point I expect him to yell, “GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!,,

[@alancoldicott391]

Hi Alfred, You knew what you were doing when you set up The Chit Show didn't you? There are a load of wallys over there with no idea what to do aren't there? I've been watching your shows a long time now, and not once have I seen anyone using a simple boatman's knot. They just wind the painters round and round the 'poles of fate', taking a long time to do it then missing the aft painter.. All they need to do is take one turn round a pole and a looped half-hitch. If there is only one crew, tie the bow first then the stern. It's quick and easy. to release the knots, simply pull the loose end which can be coiled if the boat is to be left longer.

[@JBthe3rd]

Legendary Content!

[@debipeck8434]

Wow. Huge boat in back ground

[@clutchpedalreturnsprg7710]

Hello, B. F. Goodrich All Terrain Radials for light trucks. Grippy, yet quiet on the highway.

[@mikemorgan8895]

Alfred, what kind of boat was that at 28:38 green with leather seats

[@Bodine-ec8ms]

SEATOW makes it Look SO EASY to go PIERSIDE !!!

[@totalidiotsfails]

a busy and crowded day at the boat ramp

[@spiderdavis3296]

If I had to go thru this every time in order to go boating I would get rid of my boat.What a zoo.

[@keithmonroe2487]

One way to get into the boat ramp a little faster, Have sea tow bring you in!😉🙃😆 sucks that something happened though.

[@garyakashadow596]

Hey Alfred, the Sea Pro w/twin 200 mercs. Have you done a video on that split steering setup that boat has? Watching those outboards go in opposite directions as he was coming into the dock was really neat. Great setup for coming into close quarters and vessel control.

[@pauloconnor2980]

Yeah, neat setup, looks great. The advantages of fly-by-wire.

[@anglersjr5216]

It's called JoyStick fr perfect docking. Even twin engines cn, unless u kno how to do it. Twins cn do 360° turn at the same spot. Bt I doubt THOSE 🦘🦘🦘cn.

[@christianflierl8570]

That dually could have easily recruited any random 3 guys on at that ramp to add an additional half a ton to the rear wheels of that truck.

[@geofffleming12]

That Panga is a good looking skiff

[@2009dudeman]

A lot of people think their dually truck will give them better traction at the ramp. It won't by much. Essentially the only extra traction you get is from the heavier springs, extra weight of two rims and tires, and the extra weight in the axle itself. Otherwise yes you do have two extra tires, but that means you are spreading the weight over those two extra outer tires and reducing the weight on the inner two. Weight on a tire is what gets you traction. On a slick ramp a dually can actually have less traction than a normal truck even if both have about the same total weight on the rear axle. I've done this test myself with my own dually when the local ramp is slick (no worries it was raining and no one was using it so I wasn't clogging up the ramp). Because I wanted to see what affect tire pressure has on traction on slick ramps. We know what dropping tire pressure does offroad and on sand, but this was new to me. With my rear tires at 60psi I could break free of the ramp at about quarter throttle. Dropping them down to 40psi it took almost half throttle. It's not a very scientific test, but I goto some slick ramps sometimes where the algea is thick on the ramp and sliding my truck into the water is NOT what I want to do. I found that just 20psi is a SIGNIFICANT boost to traction on a dually. I do not know if that change is as impactful on a single rear wheel truck or not given when running off road my dually floats on top of sand and thick mud more than my buddies single rear wheel trucks. Input on that is welcome. As far as concerns about tire pressures, consult a tire inflation chart and scale your truck and boat to see what your actual axle weights are. The door sticker on my truck says 70psi on the rear, but that is for a load in the bed of 5,000lbs. When running empty the rear tires look like doughnuts at 70psi. On a load table the minimum pressure would be 30psi to exactly match the load capacity of the tire and the axle weight. Stick in a safety buffer and 40-45psi on my truck when unloaded or lightly loaded gives me the proper tire contact patch and tire wear.

[@ClassicMan3]

I love your videos 😊

[@williamstewart3341]

Alfred next time you see someone having a problem getting their boat out tell them to have someone in the boat and use the force of the boat engines push them while the truck is pulling it works.

[@CaribbeanShipspotting]

3:54 definitely love that dually 😏

[@tylersterling9578]

Alfred will you be doing another video with fisherman joe?

[@ranger2316]

Cleats, cleats, those docks need cleats!

[@christianlarasanchez2355]

ole esos malagueños en miami, en nada estoy yo tambien allí

[@Makete100]

Couldn't people bring a bag of sand with them and use it when they try to pull their boat out? I would think that it would help even a little. We use sand in the winter when we get stuck by snow and ice.

[@karaDee2363]

The tires will still spin if you put sand down..... What it needs is more weight over the rear wheels..

[@virginiainla8085]

@@karaDee2363 sand bags in the back, not loose

[@karaDee2363]

@@virginiainla8085 poster said bring a bag of sand.... Which is why I said what I did..

[@Bryan-no2xv]

Great stuff alfred, be cool bruh

[@shannonstinton1009]

If you want to see some fun boat docking look for Chesapeake Cowboys on KZbin. This is what they do for fun where I am from. Boat docking competitions.

[@carolaebischer9134]

I have seen many 2 wheel drive dully rear wheel drive trucks that cannot pull out a 21 ft ski race boat. People with those trucks are all about image. The reason they cannot pull out a boat is because they only have the same weight on 4 wheels as you have on two which equals less traction. The amount of weight per square inch is less than if you had the same weight on a single wheel axle. Your statement that 4 wheel drive is king on the boat ramp is king is correct. Happy Boating

[@Deltabfs]

Bro really called a ram and Chevy 😂

[@AlfredMontaner]

Isn't it the same?

[@Deltabfs]

@@AlfredMontaner 😂😂😂

[@tonyreed3618]

Great show bro

[@fishinfool247]

nobody acknowledged how the view of the dually was blocked by some better action on the dock....good god

[@DubbsDonny]

How to you manage to get a duely stuck?

[@emiliodelgado7445]

you forgot the marine stadiun , i went by this weekend and there were 100 boats there or more , cant belive people party in the waters in marine stadiun instead of going to sands key

[@AlfredMontaner]

We will pass by in the dinghy

[@keithscudder7136]

Just where is this marine stadium ? Have a nice Day.

[@rebelcast4574]

Yeah, looks like he knows about fred and probably watched "lake placid" fairly recently!!

[@ltownandfriends4531]

i used to launch with my 2WD merc... it was soo bad....

[@anglersjr5216]

Does that truck have 4wheel drive . Its looks like only rear wheel drive to me. Correct me if I'm wrong Fred

[@GmanfromTexas]

What the heck was a bass boat doing there?

[@Chrish_k]

Go Fred go!

[@timbakke2443]

cop has a beer in hand

[@keithscudder7136]

He had too many Donuts !

[@ernestjean7483]

Great chit! Thanks King!

[@jasonwilliams3967]

That dually had 4 wheel drive, I could see the front differential, so either he forgot to put it in 4 wheel drive, or something wasn't working like his auto hubs.

[@hildablanco1591]

4x4 is king at boat ramp when Boat weight is more than truck

[@garystrain2788]

Near sure I seen the crusher crush a house on tiktok

[@seangreene64]

Someone needs to tell the guy in the ROBOLO that’s not the way to shit an outboard

[@keithscudder7136]

Take it easy on that Captain, after all, he is the owner of a Robalo and you know how that affects common sense ! :)

[@manuelosorio1978]

Excellent channel!!!! Where is that place???

[@christianmcduffie1281]

Yes credit card capt is new smyrna area like 3 ramps..Volusia County

[@patbates4338]

Question for the FL boaters...why does no one use fenders on the dockside of their boats when they pull up? I've seen very few use them. Just curious. From a LOTO boater

[@carlcooper912]

We should invest in SeaTow!

[@8560mkkem]

Good.update im waiting to relocate my cruiser 2 more tires on the trailer new lights new gas and startup afrer a year. To move. New thruhulls bottom paint and prop work to splash and the new place

[@RatherBeRestoring]

@3:50 it was a beautiful green dually

[@cabinvibesebaystore8956]

New sub ! Liked 🐸😊🤭🤭

[@timothyberlinski2299]

What boat was that at 28:50, the greenish one with brown interior

[@youtuber19435]

COLLAB CREDITCARD CAPTAIN & ALFRED. Lets make it happen!

[@lsnead72]

That would be epic!

[@veyron142]

I was waiting to see the Hummer pulling that nice Boat out. Maybe next Time. Or you already have that on Video?

[@bertmyname]

Those are some small ribs on the sea tow 🤔

[@Hefty54]

At 26:13 what are the two long towers with all the holes in them on each side of the Yamaha outboard?

[@garystrain2788]

Basically an anchor

[@davidmartin4990]

I was trying to get my answer for weeks finally. The poles are stuck into the bottom.

[@RatherBeRestoring]

They’re called power poles. you press a button and a long pole drives down into the mud to anchor you in place, for fishing.

[@msgajhimelret9496]

"Wait for it....@1;48 Oh No I missed it Dude!!! AlfredO, have you noticed that the weight of their boat brings the tung of the trailer UP, lifting the rear of their truck bed; Taking the traction off the wheels.... Ask your friends to resolve this and make lots of M-o-n-e-y!!!!

[@pamtanner516]

I’ve thought of the name for our boat(s) too! My hubby is any attorney, so our boat(s) have been Legal Ease, then numbered as we got different boats. I don’t understand why Fish and Game doesn’t remove the crocodile! It’s obviously big enough, to be considered a pest.

[@MikeGorga]

It’s not been around for at least 7 months.

[@pamtanner516]

@@MikeGorga thanks! Didn’t know. I lived in Fl for quite a few years, and do recall Fish and game would come out and remove them. Depending on the size, they’d try to relocate them.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@pamtanner516 Pam, They do that with Alligators, but what we have is an endangered species, The American Croc.

[@patrickpeterson500]

Seen a lot of them off TV

[@circlethewagons]

German Shorthair Pointer @12:18

[@adamsnyder4330]

its a Dodge dully with a diesel dang no wonder it can't get out of the ramp

[@shanegunter72]

4 Merc 300 hp at 37.0 minute mark you are slacking off

[@mikejennings838]

how ironic... you smearing Merc and a minute later Merc twin 250 come floating by... lol

[@rickbarros4958]

Dude I can't believe you missed that shot oh my God. Gonna take your camera away as punishment for "Filming Neglect"

[@moniershebeika3610]

I had a Yamaha outboarder