He Made A Boat Out Of FLEX PASTE - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos

[@FlexSeal]

Phil's always ready to repair! Great Flex Scoop about Flex Paste! 💪🔛YEEE-DOGGY!

[@Taco-tw9id]

why does this have no replies or likes-

[@johnj.651]

I'll reply

[@burntspud7466]

What

[@dansstuff9426]

AYYYYYYYYY

[@ACrusaderCBCforever]

has Phil been sniffing any flex-glue?

[@originalusername3049]

“I just flew in from LA, and boy are my arms tired!” Lol instant like

[@botforandroid6.934]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaack

[@nagendranamarnath9862]

Jack play dreams ps4 game

[@pippa5563]

too much fasterbaiting

[@nagendranamarnath9862]

I want to see him play it as i dont own ps4

[@emlynselene1096]

Goddamn it, I just got that joke now. That took me way too long to get.

[@wegocray3830]

Jack: *shouts* Random girl: Why are you screaming nerd? Jack: *just smiles and giggles it away* That got my heart dude..Thats a sweet tater indeed

[@sweetpanda8323]

did he really do that ??????? that was really funny

[@wegocray3830]

@@sweetpanda8323 check at 2:49 haha

[@sweetpanda8323]

@@wegocray3830 yes I mean really why did he do that ?

[@wegocray3830]

@@sweetpanda8323 well seàn said he wanted nachos or was it tacos before it played...But we'll never know what what our tater jackiboi was thinking at that time hahah

[@sweetpanda8323]

@@wegocray3830 lol hahahaha XD

[@evman1094]

Jack: there’s no better salesman than Phil Swift Ronnie Neville: Allow me to introduce myself

[@AsiaThinks]

GRANNYS GOT ARCHRITIS

[@kiwiz_unlimited]

@@AsiaThinks ULTIMATE IRISH PEELER

[@Okbuddypal]

The car salesman from Big Bill Hell's: hold my challenge pissing

[@von_Farr]

Vince from Slapchop

[@starkilla5439]

Billy Mays

[@darren.h1516]

“Why you screaming nerd?” She probably feels stupid now

[@Gingy437]

I literally only came down here to see if anyone would say this

[@lpscoconut4655]

Yes

[@lpscoconut4655]

@@Gingy437 same

[@zairman]

Reminds me of my school. The girls were more mean than the guys.

[@redspiderttv3813]

I'm the 69th like on this comment

[@5bars3g36]

Come on Jack you missed the best part of "Nap Time!": the part where an actual scientist looks at the bottle and stares at the camera saying "th... this is chloroform."

[@seviathanirwan3397]

I agree! LoL

[@cry.skull745]

that's not the best part... the entire fucking video is the best part video .

[@masterjennifer4549]

Chloroform is toxic af 😂

[@tealablu3759]

But chloroform take like 5 minutes to start working

[@venarii6019]

5 Bars 3G True but MiniLadd on his meme streams seen it a few times his reaction is more pure.

[@mimikvv4682]

“ *why are you screaming nerd* “ jack: *says nothing and smiles*

[@wardenstone6021]

Night in the Woods 3rd year anniversary!!!

[@thiccdjshag8544]

okaymelanie Imagine if she sees this and knows that she’s the one who called jack a nerd

[@SasukeUchiha723]

@@thiccdjshag8544 ikr

[@drharoldpontiffcoomer]

a few years later: Jack becomes a succesful youtuber while the others work at McDonalds, Jack walks in and says: Jack: Oh hey guys! Can i get a facken... BIG MAAAAAAAAAAAC!

[@gamechanger0937]

Should've made this comment on that video

[@Samiju]

Translation for german ad: "Mmmm Sauerländer's pickles, crunchy when bitten"

[@thunderlordabove420]

@Parker Behrns "I'm speak" yeah I can see you speak German when the grammar isn't good 😂 but I am the same

[@Nonsocial_Gamer]

Phil Swift burning at the stake: “NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!!”

[@torynsutcliffe2546]

shadowthetwisted LOT*

[@1WEareBUFO1]

i know you're joking, but it is the only thing he won't be able to patch up if he ever needs to be defeated.

[@JorFishStix]

Jack: “There’s no better salesman than Phil Swift” Slap Chop guy: *Sad Slap Chop noises*

[@themorrigan1312]

Ahh, Vince Offer. Poor bastard became all but obsolete once Phil hit the scene

[@tabithapindell775]

I feel like everyone forgot Billy Mays 😭

[@littlebigb5370]

I cannot think of sad slap chop noises as anything other than mustard baiting.

[@DrLazy-mp3fv]

😂😂😂

[@captain6255]

Press F in the chat for Slap Chop guy

[@IncrediBelleJessi]

The German part was 'Mmmmh, Sauerländer pickles. Crunchy to bite' btw

[@TheRogueWolf]

That is _horrific._ I think I was better off not knowing!

[@lordofsalt0473]

IncrediBelleJessi Thank you I’ve been looking through the entire comments section for this

[@Luce-sc6ny]

this sounds horrible in German already but reading this in English is even worse..

[@jacksepticeye]

hmmm not as bad as expected haha

[@IncrediBelleJessi]

@@jacksepticeye they still compared it to a turtle's wiener though 😏🐢🍆

[@Sour.Lemonz]

Me: * downing my cereal milk* The video: * STOP DRINKING MILK* Me: * puts down bowl, slightly alarmed*

[@matthollands7771]

😂😂

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

You ruined that cereal, you MONSTER! When will you realize your actions have consequences?!!! ⚡️

[@boiosyt5827]

I was eating fruity pebbles when he said that and I looked at my spoon and slowly ate the cereal

[@sapphirereign764]

HAHAA

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

Miluk

[@bloodiedrose]

"you can't drink milk straight it's a crime" Fine I'll drink it gay then

[@theonionsystem7779]

I've been drinking it gay my whole life so I've been fine

[@bloodiedrose]

@@theonionsystem7779 that's the only way to drink it now, so your safe from the milk police 😂😂😂

[@dovahcatgaming922]

I'm always drinking milk gay though xD

[@static4028]

I’m about as straight as a cooked noodle, so I think I’m good.

[@cocolord9521]

I am curious, can you drink milk bisexual and no binary, Hi here we ask the real questions of life

[@nintenx1235]

Phil swift: exists Billy Mays: ah finally, a worthy heir.

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

I MISS Billy mays

[@DeeboWRLD121]

@@okaysomething-ef1cx Yeah what happened to him was sad... So random

[@dingdawng]

Our careers will be legendary!

[@KhanhTheLearner]

Billy Mays: "HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR..." Jack: "He just says the same thing every time" Me: *TOP OF THE MORNING 1 million times flashback...*

[@spoonerooneyy_]

Just shove it up your ass!

[@fish5043]

Fuck you Baltimore go to hell

[@fish5043]

Lol

[@r.j.penfold]

Isn't Billy Mays dead?

[@mason_g6820]

“Just because I lied doesn’t mean it’s not true” always cracks me up

[@graveyardlurker.4888]

"Why are people so obsessed with not being able to drink milk straight?" *screams in lactose intolerance*

[@rescuerex7031]

I've never been much of a milk drinker, but, forget everything you think you know about milk because Lactaid is one of the most ambitious Milk products of 2020 has just been released and will change everything. Just look at the lack of lactose of these milks! If you use the code in the description you can start with 50,000 sugar and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because it's getting big fast! You can drink for the cost of Milk with the link below on your smartphone.

[@meatpie9365]

I just don’t like milk-

[@RavenUwU605]

RescueRex70 someone’s fed up with Raid: Sponsorship Legends

[@rescuerex7031]

@@RavenUwU605 it's a bad game that almost every KZbinr is sponsored by, and it's a funny copypasta

[@GrumpCatMara]

*screams in gay*

[@amandaeichenauer8619]

Phil: *shows flex paste* Jack: I really wanna eat it

[@parker-boy98]

Y?

[@hithere4350]

Parker Green the real question is *̷̡̢̨͍̩̥͔͍̤̪̰̮̗̘̹͍̟̳͈̟̬̼̳̪̿͐̈́̂̈́̓͊̀̋̅W̴̨̡͙̘̰͙̣̻͋̇͋̓̌̑͑̾̈Ḧ̸̨̡̪̩̰́̎̄͗̃̀̂̐͒̑͑̅̍̓̐̈͠Y̸͖̩̰̹͂̊̄͐̿̂̈̈́̓̍͑̀̈́͆̓͊͘̚͝͝ ̶̧̨̦͇̺̗̳̦͖͍͉̳̮̫̘͖̹͇̍͒̔̏͜͜ͅŅ̸̡̡̢͍̪̣͎̱̭̰̟̹̞͎̟̩͚̻̝̪̺̪̂̓̑̊̎̐̐̽̐͊̉̈͜͠O̶̧̢̦͚̮͈̜̘̜̣͎̲͚̫̲͈̠̼͉͛Ṫ̷̫͚̩̗̺͉͂̎̒͜͝ͅ*̶͙̯͉̥̻̘̲̫͇̣̥͈̜͙̦̻̅́̋͐̚͝

[@jennifermckenzie5632]

@@hithere4350 holy fuck chill out satan

[@msaankon3796]

@@jennifermckenzie5632 ok u want chill? why not?

[@the-anhpham3364]

@@msaankon3796 chill E can be served with cheese

[@bradseidl1966]

“Just cause I lie doesn’t mean it’s not true” -Jack 2020

[@woodster605]

‘Phil swift is the greatest seller in the world’ Vince from slap chop: Am I a joke to you?

[@huwaru7145]

*irishsalesman nervous sweating intensifies

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Ya aeint never hyeard o'the Ronnie Nevelle have ye?

[@sk1dzzz608]

Phil is a legend

[@JackSepticFace]

Have you not heard of what Vince has done?

[@russman3787]

"There's no better salesman than Phil Swift" Sad Vince noises

[@JustinHo98]

Sad Billy Mays noises

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Vince is second place

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

JustinHo98 Billy Mays is third place.

[@dailydosage2274]

Vince got arrested I think

[@markus_378]

I ANTHONEE SULLY VAN FOR DA HOOG WAHSH

[@soulzzplaysgames]

6:18 the commercial says: Sauerländer pickles. Crunch in every bite.

[@ravnemagne9598]

I hate how seductively it's said, considering the rest of the ad

[@blake.the.wolf1]

Ah yes don't you wanna take a bite of that NICE CRUNCHY TURTLE D-CK

[@ednygma9563]

@@blake.the.wolf1 -

[@SomudaiX]

@@blake.the.wolf1 shape shift man no-

[@THOR_509]

Beat me to it. Danke.

[@pedrostormrage]

7:00 The announcer said "Hmmmmm sauerländer pickles. Crisp in the bite" at the end of the pickles commercial (in German: "Hmmmmm Sauerländer Gurken. Knackig im Biss!"). Btw, this was not an actual commercial (so it couldn't have been banned to begin with), but a spec ad (speculative advertisement): it's a commercial you do for a company without asking them, as a way of displaying talent (also, in this case, "Sauerländer Gurken" isn't even a real brand of pickles). This video was written and directed by Fabian Epe and shot by Mahmoud Belakhel as a project for the KHM Kunsthochschule für Medien Köln (University of Arts for Media in Cologne, Germany).

[@emmaoftheshire2455]

Pedro Stormrage this was actually super education!

[@dejatheeempath985]

I love you

[@satanchicken1574]

._.

[@SeraphOfTheStone]

Thats super cool!

[@pedrostormrage]

​@@bruzzi1657 Not that long; people have already explained that in the comments of the "Banned German Ninja Turtles Commercial" video and also on Reddit. I did double check it, though (if you look up "Sauerländer Gurken", you'll get links for the video specs on crew-united (dot) com and belakhel (dot) com). The director of photography's (Mahmoud Belakhel) portfolio (on belakhel (dot) com) is pretty interesting, btw.

[@Rosh4D]

11:04 Jack: burn him Phill : It even works in fire

[@cheshirecat1611]

The German add said: "Sauerländer pickles, crisp when you bite them" as a loose translation. In case someone wants to know :)

[@caprisun8812]

Cheshire Cat thank you! :)

[@coolkirk1701]

That makes a lot more sense than something about an Imbiss, which is what I heard.

[@superduck5663]

You know german too ?

[@samsilly123456]

It sounded VERY sexual

[@emichat4638]

As a fellow german I was suprised to see my native language in this video and being able to understand it I wish i couldnt understand it tho

[@iKillerZombie]

Jack (jokingly): “Oh my god, he’s making a boat” Phil: *Actually makes a boat* Jack: 😮

[@Mickey-mv1xp]

Yes

[@Starkiller44545]

Mickey 1029 yes

[@apriltheanonymous6977]

👁👄👁

[@thaias9654]

🤯

[@thunderlordabove420]

JonTron reacted to phil swift

[@timonhuegel5348]

The German Ad said : "Sauerländer Gurken, knackig im biss" Basically saying Sauerländer Cucumber crunchy with every bite

[@rickybhattacharya6]

Wunderbar

[@earlikevnvgp3596]

Ich hab nur die Kommentare gelesen um einen zu finden der es übersetzt haha

[@Quantum_Magnus]

Fichtl’s Lied.

[@vantheghost9588]

Mmm.. crunchy ninja turtle d*cc

[@V.C.5036]

I love that every KZbinr that’s reacted to a Phil Swift infomercial has agreed that Phil has gone insane from the amount of flexglue or flex paste he’s been exposed to

[@maleria9389]

"Mmm, Sauerländer Gurken, knackig im biss." As a german, I'll simply confirm; They're basically talking about very firm pickles 😂

[@key-rin4619]

Sauerländer Gurken are pretty firm doe, love em till this day xD

[@artyxhd5295]

Ach ein deutsche/r!

[@JovialMrFox]

Maleria oh yeah I died when I heard that. My German ain’t that good but oh man that had me dead.

[@wut2697]

I'll never look at pickle like it was ever again

[@zlegxcyyoutube2638]

Als Sauerländer, bin ich grade sehr emberrased..

[@dazzle-o1086]

Nobody: Jack when he sees Flex Paste: "I really wanna eat it!"

[@tiosevenstars]

I mean, it looks like black nutella

[@Viscidsquare040]

“Flex paste tastes super shit”

[@ZeroWildFyre]

Stfu

[@gushinchco9379]

looks like vegemite

[@clarkg3782]

The hejonkaning coming to cinemas near you

[@MisterTingles]

That German commercial says: "Gurkens from the Sauerland (which is a real area of Germany, but also a pun with pickles in vinegar). Crunchy with every bite." And yes, some people here *Are* just as easy to offend as over on your side of the pond...or your side of the channel as it were...

[@its_just_seb]

Aber wieso übersetzt du Gurken als Gurkens und nicht einfach als pickles??

[@creaturetransylvania8943]

MrTingles It’s actually a college protect by a student.

[@rickybhattacharya6]

Does gurken mean pickles?

[@kruemelpvp2016]

@@rickybhattacharya6 yes

[@tubabeerchen]

But they aren't real, are they? I'm from the Sauerland and I've never heard if these smh

[@riava8810]

Jack:Because laughter- Me:....... Me: BECAUSE LAUGHTER WHAT'S JACK!

[@parkerdelacruz3802]

I seriously say there for 5 minutes waiting for the end

[@Luna-ng8ih]

Jack still have dat baby-face even though he entered the world of being a boomer.

[@botforandroid6.934]

Boi you got hearted by the king of Ireland

[@botforandroid6.934]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@imnotsofunny824]

You have to be born at a certain time You can’t turn boomer it’s not how it works boomers are like 50-64 now

[@nonitoart5932]

He has a fountain of youth

[@Luna-ng8ih]

@@imnotsofunny824 if you you saw his video about entering the age 30, you know what I mean by boomer haha.

[@JayFolipurba]

The German commercial said: "hmm, Sauerländer pickles, crunchy" ..essentially

[@kingzafar]

I- Thats uh- Fuck now I will never see the ninja turtles the same way

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: The oldest “your mom” joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.

[@lccm1026]

yes

[@zee1331]

Wait... seriously?

[@ragingseagull8915]

Wow

[@Adamrx1]

I bet it said your mom looks like a stinky boy mammoth

[@sanchu6335]

@@zee1331 Yes

[@bnuyuywabbit]

Was feeling a lil depressed, then I remembered I fucking love watching Sean laugh at dumb commercials and memes. Thanks man

[@yu-es4fz]

I swear now it's just been turned into: "Jacksepticeye's Funniest Commercials"

[@shawnasmith1742]

I know right?

[@scxtters3670]

oleethepolly true tho

[@fawnuchiha7006]

oleethepolly ikr XD

[@InvaderGator]

Lol

[@justgoose8380]

Yes

[@yellostarr]

"Mommy can i have a Popsicle?" "No honey you'll spoil - *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!*

[@Joshua_Simpson_Piano]

27 likes no one can be aresd to comment

[@yellostarr]

@@Joshua_Simpson_Piano say that again lol what is aresd

[@minithegameguy4674]

*grabs naptime bottle*

[@lieutenant5458]

You should watch that channel called flying kitty called flying kitty Phil Swift it's very funny

[@yellostarr]

@@lieutenant5458 wtf is that

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's fact: The most popular item at Walmart is bananas. They sell more bananas than any other single item they have in stock.

[@chrish7543]

W...why

[@arlodifazio3266]

Facterino Commenterino thank you for this information

[@xegrfd]

Facterino Commenterino wow thanks for that

[@d.g.5468]

As a Walmart cashier, I can confirm this.

[@BlueJay567]

Bananas are fricken delicious

[@madz77ot79]

Me coming back here in 2021: THERE ARE PARTS CUT OUT EXCUSE ME SIDHENUSHDH

[@AnimeNightcore81]

OK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

[@insanebluedeer]

Right!? It threw me off so much!!

[@callmerock3973]

Yeah, it happened to me too, thought youtube was lagging or some shit lmao

[@justinayers5356]

My God, finally I find a comment about it lmao I had to scroll so much! Thought I was nuts

[@sanrio_bae6088]

Sean: *talks about how incredible and amazing Phil is* Vince: Finally a worthy opponent, our fight will be legendary!

[@t-spiral]

you have 1 like. congratulations it was me

[@sanrio_bae6088]

@@t-spiral I'm happy it was you :'D

[@t-spiral]

thx bro wanna see my channel?

[@yazplatt]

... Amazing Phil..? 😏😂

[@restive_aura3989]

@@yazplatty e s

[@_thebigsad3328]

14:29 Jack: "I used to love drinking regular milk!" Me sipping on my glass of regular milk: "Cheers bro I'll drink to that"

[@hoomaninspace7649]

Kaden Rosser lmao, I can't relate cause I'm lactose intolerant😂

[@dabada110]

Holy shit was that an Eric Andre reference??

[@danesimpkins8488]

I was drinking the milk from my cereal when he said that

[@_thebigsad3328]

@@dabada110 bet your ass it was

[@skycookie3169]

Hell yeah brother

[@gxmody1100]

Sean: Screams Random girl: Why you screamin nerd? That killed me 😂

[@hilltop1843]

Look up jacksepticeye vines there are more

[@adriannc7846]

It felt awkward

[@bradkelvis696]

I actually got that video on my recommended. apparently it was a vine and he did multiple other vine videos.

[@RedK5]

GXmody I wasn’t expecting that video. Honestly I thought he forgot about that

[@erikasakura7721]

He didn't show the scientist looking at the naptime bottle and going "It's chloroform!"

[@fragmissle5932]

the german ad said " Mmm, Sauerland pickle, crispy."

[@jiru3138]

Wtf were they thinking, making that comercial

[@SweattheProto]

Scheisse who knew Germans were into turtles

[@ldeluxe2283]

Its even more disturbing when you can understand it with that voice and then have to probabbly eat a pickle the following week. I will never get that out of my mind.

[@foodermcgavin6112]

@@jiru3138 o

[@foodermcgavin6112]

cripy if only all the turt d i ate was a picle

[@Quipto]

I was literally like, who was that rlly stupid guy who screamed in the class room? Like, who would do that. Then the camera panned to the innocent face of the culprit and it all made sense

[@namrepus9947]

Josh Sitler omfg i used to use that profile pic, it says like a boss!🤜🏻

[@Quipto]

@@namrepus9947 yessir 😂

[@d4rk1n9_]

How do I suggest a funny video?

[@Zelenia]

You know, I'm glad my mom also enjoys Jack's videos, but it's weird to hear her sing in the kitchen "A is for ass, of which I like to eat."

[@Zelenia]

@x x strangely enough, this isn't the first time I'm happy she's single 😂😂😂

[@axlgraham-mcneill8819]

That is the greatest mom ever my parents will kill me if they see me watching him

[@lethalbbx9808]

@@Zelenia oh my god I just imagine if she had a boyfriend how he would read

[@Namite0001]

this is the funniest thing i've read all week

[@giraffeinwindow]

SO WHOLESOME!!!!!!

[@akitoyami4284]

Jack : I'm not fixing the focus on my camera me who's watching in 144p : dang.

[@SladesGirl]

Jack: "Cause Laughter..." video ends me: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS!!!!

[@Daireeawn]

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@joshuabean1234]

12:48 *sad vince noises*

[@Mr_Coolcreeper]

It’s weird, random parts of his videos relative to the time around this video have been cut out

[@guypedro7379]

@@Mr_Coolcreeper u realized that too? I thought my phone was bugged. It's pretty weird to be honest, it's in almost every vid that has been posted in 2020 or something like that.

[@Laban6112]

"As long as you're laughing - who cares about anybody else?" That's what I said at court. It didn't work.

[@shimmerwolfarts]

"WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MILK STRAIGHT?" Me: *drinking milk straight*

[@hiilikecats2946]

What? Do you need to be gay to drink milk now?

[@joko8395]

I was gay, even without the milk, so it's a lose lose situation either way

[@triplet5375]

Demon

[@eldrago61761]

He cut out the challenge pissing part for big bills hell Why Jack

[@jaegercat6702]

Monetization probably

[@burp2019]

@UCy_bCTUsx03vVbcUfnHyMAQ doubt FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! as the first line is monetizable

[@The_Stumbler]

@@burp2019 youtube

[@IWillSmiteYou]

I'm more upset that he cut out the "and it better not bounce or you're a **dead motherfucker**."

[@candiserti]

*"I WANT TACO-"* **Seam proceeds to a goat scream in school.** "Why you screaming, nerd?" *happi seam* 2:48

[@mannequ_in]

Seán*

[@jonwall8747]

@X51SACRED shush you’re ruining the perfect joke

[@ItzAlexxxx]

Was that in like a video or a vlog or something cuz that was hilarious and I was going to comment something like this 😂

[@FainperryChannel]

That was 6 years ago, he uploaded a vine to KZbin

[@Sae_gary1819]

@@ItzAlexxxx ya whatever

[@shantelmariie3184]

JACK: "What can Ninja Turtles do to get banned?" JACK: "oh no."

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

I am very crazy and mad. (im youtuber)

[@TItanDM]

Literally no one: Sean: Shows an ancient relic from his past

[@AriiAniaismyname]

I legit got emotional seeing the Billy Mays commercial. RIP you amazing informercial King

[@lysandish3265]

Jack looks like an adult but has the heart of a child. And I absolutely love it in every way

[@tjorbeneckermann1862]

In the commercial it said: "Mmmmmmm, Sauerland Pickles: juicy in the bite"

[@r.ferguson1120]

Is it really banned in German or is it just clickbait?

[@warwasnotinvited]

crunchy not juicy

[@tjorbeneckermann1862]

@@warwasnotinvited yeah.. technically, but it wouldnt really make sense if translated that way...

[@donovandelozier7156]

@@tjorbeneckermann1862 how does crunchy pickles not make sense? them's the best pickles.

[@warwasnotinvited]

@@tjorbeneckermann1862 i disagree^^ makes just as much sense, since it's a literal translation and you can't just completely change one word. but who cares apart from myself

[@helpme9869]

Speaking of Germany, I had a German girl I’m my class who said racist and homophobic slurrs in German to everyone in the class, aloud, not knowing that our teacher spoke fluent German.

[@niklasa4498]

oooooof

[@eibach4431]

R.I.P. cursing girl

[@kobi7955]

My type of girl

[@potential_dog_eater]

@@kobi7955 A racist homophobic girl?

[@kobi7955]

@@potential_dog_eater yes, have you read my name?

[@curlyfries1013]

Captain America: "My shield is made of Vibraniam" Phil: "Can your shield hold against everything and anything in the universe...if not you should get FLEX PASTE"

[@swisnow]

Captain America: If my shield was covered in this, "Flex Paste", Will it able to destroy Thanos?

[@taitia8619]

@@swisnow Steve _would_ immediately take it seriously xD

[@WreckinPoints11]

"Phil Swift is the greatest salesman" Vince from Slap Chop: *whomst has awakened the ancient one*

[@_f1fanatic_586]

It's actually "whomst has awakened the almighty one"

[@no-bc4jl]

Weird flex but okay.

[@IcarusWatson]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Phil Swift Vince Offer Billy Mays The Missisipi Guy

[@myaalvarado3096]

I was thinking of Anthony Sullivan

[@mayhare9754]

What about Big Bill Hell?

[@SkTrooper2008]

Glob Animations don’t forget the BUY MY BIKES guy

[@gohan420]

On leather steeds they ride. They come to take your life!!

[@KayaAvali]

what about florida man?

[@duchi882]

Not gonna lie The Flex Seal Family of Products would not be the same without Phil Swift

[@botforandroid6.934]

Omfg the king hearted you

[@NathanNWCW]

Without our lord and savior Phil Swift, flex tape would just be yet another “As Seen On TV” product...

[@DracorusDracius]

I love how Phil Swift literally gave the internet the greenlight the best way possible in his Flex Paste commercial

[@blackjesus7557]

Jack: THAT just sounds like a CLICKBAIT Me and my small brain: CLICKURBATE?or that just me

[@logancressy2259]

Burn Phil swift *skin peels to reveal flex seal* Phil: finally, a worthy opponent

[@qwertyio4006]

“There’s no other salesmen that is better than Phil swift Vincent from slap-chop: Umm

[@bruhnotepic8129]

slap my nuts

[@Bulls_Aye]

Didn't he beat his wife though?

[@bruhnotepic8129]

@@Bulls_Aye its ok hes a meme so its perfectly ok.

[@hazbinotakusimp2182]

4:20 it took me forever to realize that this was one of the Death Note openings. How whenever I hear it when watching Death Note I just laugh XD

[@curtisfriley8853]

Worst anime opening ever imo

[@Vagrant.smithy]

Jack: "Phil is the greatest salesman" Vince: *cries in slap chop*

[@officerdeath2195]

Fatima Valle exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@zoronic4345]

Looks like nobody loves his nuts

[@velvetvonragnar]

@@zoronic4345 *sad vince noises*

[@andrewenness9980]

phil swift: "this paste fills any hole and penetrates deep." jacks brain: "just put it in my mouth please"

[@MusicologyFriend]

“THIS THE THE HJONKANING” Jack, those are ducks

[@_.Infinity._]

Its Quankening then

[@alexlohrke488]

Look at all those chickens!

[@zee1331]

Quack!Quack! Am duck!

[@ArkSucksAtGames]

This is reduckulous

[@jom.maribao2575]

He said "this what it looks like" 😅

[@nathanieledwards3721]

Phil Swift introduces a new flex tape product in the form of paste Jack: "I wanna eat it"

[@hydroomegak9]

"Is it weird that I want to eat it?" - Jacksepticeye starting the next Tide Pod Scandel

[@Ky_Loe]

2:51 “Why are you screaming nerd?” I wonder what they think of ya now.

[@anderfoxie732]

It's his job to scream lol

[@Ky_Loe]

NoightOfFang I know, I’ve been subscribed to him since early 2016

[@kole2984]

They probably still think he's a nerd 🤣

[@sorenmine7765]

Jack: "There's some real *shit* on the internet" Felix: "nutaku sponsored me so today we're playing-"

[@bloogibloo9901]

amen to whoever doesn't know whats nutaku keep ur innocence

[@revy2416]

amen

[@erwinrommel4251]

Wait Felix has been sponsored by nutaku?

[@revy2416]

yes

[@erwinrommel4251]

@@revy2416 what video

[@duhac.cankaya8268]

"No chickens harmed" Jack: What about Phil? Jack, thank you for being around. You have no idea about how much you are helping me without even knowing. Sending lots of love

[@Akeakeake272]

”Just because i’m lying doesn’t mean it’s not true” - Sean mcSeptic

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Åke Söderström Jack Skepticeye

[@fakewood4025]

Seán McSeptic should be renamed to Seán McBoomer

[@Notreallyrihaan]

Jack:"Phil swift is the best product salesman ever" *Vince crying in slap chop*

[@eliaswolf9067]

“Why are you screaming nerd” We all felt that

[@eliaswolf9067]

Wholly cow thanks for all the likes

[@arencolewaugh311]

Am I the only one who immediately thought that an edit of him saying his arms were tired from flying back with just "ba da buh ba buh buh" after would be great

[@howsitgoing972]

“The Mona Lisa should be naked” *Yoshikage Kira wants to know your location*

[@thepositivityguy3136]

Killer Queen, Google-Maps No Bakudan.

[@yeahrequiem751]

Yes I very much do

[@succulentscreams7942]

Yira Koshikage fake ID

[@malexthegreat]

Yay jojo reference

[@GhostRider-cw1rb]

Why you screaming, nerd? Years later: Jack’s a famous youtuber.

[@bossmaster7677]

Why you *SCREAMING* nerd?

[@gggames2671]

My Sister Watches Naruto

[@GhostRider-cw1rb]

@@gggames2671 Nice.

[@rocklee6495]

I love naruto

[@crazytd9536]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Jaylor_music]

Phil: It becomes a strong flexible rubber Jack: I really want to eat it

[@markus_378]

Like a toddler to play doh....

[@j-22mirajshinde40]

7:20 it's all might himself!

[@pigsmacker213]

"Just because I lied doesn't mean it's not true!" Is without a doubt the most politician line uttered by anyone ever.

[@itsjustmenova]

“Germans are not that easily offended” *laughs in both world wars*

[@alexanderquilty5705]

Blue Dragon Entertainment golden 😂😂

[@phoebusapollo9269]

Blue Dragon Entertainment *laughs in Cold War and Vietnam war*

[@nakedstatue8517]

I thought the first one started bc of the assassination of that ...Ferdiand guy (?).

[@theaquaticadventurer5602]

XD

[@dereinetyp3277]

Halt dein maul

[@scarletarrowgaming5843]

"Is it bad that I wanna eat it?" Jack, this is why we can't have nice things.

[@Prizzlesticks]

Mono sees The Hyum Mono: Yes, perfect

[@sixuwu7953]

OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD

[@lapislazuli06]

Omg, that was first thought 😂

[@kaiidk7360]

"Let's play hide your face before I give you away" Man I loved that game growing up

[@unluckydemon7026]

PHIL: It penetrates deep Jack: Is it bad I want to eat it

[@danielkelsosmith]

Oh God 😂😂

[@llibby3186]

unlucky demon I felt the same as Jack

[@samurexatlas7373]

Jack down special: "LAUGH!" Attack the opponent with a slap the force of a truck. Jack cannot slap again for 5 seconds

[@overland_brew8197]

It also spawns a white board that shows a random video and each one has a different effect

[@elzomboturdo13]

"There is no greater salesman in infomercials than Phil Swift" Spamton: I BEG TO [[Differ]]

[@remarkablespace5864]

Jack: “German’s don’t get that easily offended.” Me: ( *Partially German* ) *OFFENSE*

[@_Kuma_]

Remarkable Space it’s the part that’s not German that’s offended 😜

[@Zamandriel]

i am german and i can say ...we r so fkn fast offended...idk where he heared that XD

[@extradrippypicklejuice]

lmao me

[@happylittleraincloud]

@@Zamandriel echt?

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Can't be the German side then. A comedian messed up in a show, slipped. And let loose a nasty joke to these few German dudes asking to joke about what they're favorite drinks are. I think the comedian's response was along the lines of "You fucking Germans always so eager for a joke about your favorite drink eh? Well I got one for you guys. What's a German's favorite drink guys? The blood of innocent, scared, helpless Jews who did nothing wrong". Long pause of everyone (audience, German gents in the front, and comedian himself) then a light -oh fuck- chuckle from the comedian. And the German guys laughed and told him it was the best joke they heard in a long time

[@kyouka3457]

Jack *Screams* Girl: Why You Screaming Nerd? Also Jack: *Smiles*

[@AmCellyy]

You forgot> *Everybody liked that*

[@granddadsashes724]

shows how nice he was to not go off on her

[@flynn5032]

_-Y01NK-_ “why are screaming nerd” what did jacks scream do to this girls head to make her say something that pointless

[@Barista.Nathan]

Phil Swift and Billy Mays are truly internet gods.

[@j1nxed_r0se]

you forgot about vince

[@rewindd]

Billy Mays isn’t ironic though

[@Kronwalled55270]

2:14 I really wanted him to watch wabbit season more than any Christmas Gift I ever have or will ever get

[@multi_pines_cos]

"GeRmAnS aRe NoT eAsIlY oFfEnDeD" Germans: How dare you to say that?

[@chadgray3976]

me: *flashbacks to hitler*

[@allanribergaard5927]

Yep he hated poetry

[@germanpoptart2964]

No

[@schandlicher-schubertverif9478]

Paedagogengirl *Oktoberfest!!!*

[@multi_pines_cos]

@@schandlicher-schubertverif9478 :O

[@crimsonvalor7764]

Jack: "Phil is the greatest salesman of all time." Vince: "aM I a JoKe tO yOu?"

[@ChargeQM]

And Billy Mays blows them both out of the water. Well, he used to...

[@karolleos8578]

Vince is old news

[@SansSkeleton2015]

Vince is the best salesman

[@ashikjaman1940]

Bill, Vince, and Phil are the three eras of godly salesmen

[@pr1nce0fh3ll9]

When the kids are screaming and not stopping, just use flex past ver their mouth and nose!

[@drnub9365]

I get mouth, but why nose 😂

[@notinatheatercult5446]

Wait my parents are the only ones that do that to

[@venvvenus]

@@drnub9365 to silence them forever

[@pr1nce0fh3ll9]

Dr Nub because if u cover the mouth AND the nose they have no way of breathing

[@pr1nce0fh3ll9]

Dr Nub that’s the joke

[@tylerdaperson]

Jack: Voice Cracks Also Jack: Voice Cracks more to cover it up and to make it look on purpose