They're Drinking CHUNKY MILK - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos

[@jacksepticeye]

GAUGH

[@may.d.a.y]

Jack Gaughigan

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

Gaulh!

[@knoken0840]

Yes

[@miketheunexpected5011]

Oh, hi jack

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

G A U G H !

[@mynameisharry8739]

Jack: points reviewer out for typing "piece" as "peace". Also Jack: proceeds to read "tables" as "tablets".

[@AtsushiNakajiima]

g a u g h

[@mattygee6852]

G O T T E M

[@gummygoo2]

wait, shit, i just wrote this i didnt notice you were here first- ima have to delete before people say i copieD lmAo gg XD

[@lovelylynxie8113]

I noticed too

[@mynameisharry8739]

@@gummygoo2 welp, you snooze you lose

[@marysuekeller5272]

Sean: criticizes the person spelling on peace Also jack: pronounces tables as tablets

[@with4299]

James Mc Ginty holy shit your grammar is just pure gold

[@matthewchristeson6589]

@@jamesmcginty4506 See glad took melter you mind to your today. Was I worried only I was one the.

[@XunZich09]

Someone is trolling here lmao

[@lastrites782]

Dude also spelled it 'humman' not human....

[@marsmith8045]

James Mc Ginty Are you like yoda or something

[@reiwire_]

Jack: Khum Dahn isn't funny Also Jack from the previous FHV: *laughs at Master Baiter*

[@Pookalicouse]

Ya BuT tHaTs DiFfErEnt

[@Chim-iv6nh]

Hey he liked your comment (no shit) congrats :))

[@Oneandonlyfroggo]

1) get boom tunes 2) stick it onto the ground 3) rickroll the entire god damn world.

[@KotteKumar]

Oh yeah, its big brain time

[@aaronnwithtwoNs]

BOOM! It’s an earthquake!

[@KotteKumar]

@@aaronnwithtwoNs now das hawt

[@A_Shrubbery1901]

dear god...

[@KotteKumar]

@@A_Shrubbery1901 There's more

[@grayeimaj]

**runs a youtube channel for years professionally** “Do you ever feel like... youre being watched?”

[@unlistedsans4862]

You're

[@BrunoAlexLUX]

people with videos with 0 views: am i a joke to u?

[@mysticdonut4203]

CuttingEdgeCuan that’s kinda the joke bud

[@autisticgamer24]

... really we are watching.

[@mavthegamer2582]

@@BrunoAlexLUX hahaha funny but so sad 😂

[@LoicReviews]

Jack: "I don't think I want to see this one" *proceeds to watch the entire video*

[@likomabol]

Loic Reviews hi verified ytber

[@CookieGamingPlays]

Hi

[@csar07.]

Lisa Harrison nobody cares about your disgusting and revolting opinion. Delete KZbin.

[@lividcoffee1962]

Loic!

[@hanaeve__]

Dang, your channel is 2 months older than me lol.

[@edgararmenta9688]

Jack: "I don't think I want to see this one" Also Jack: Immediately clicks play

[@jonathanesqueda3452]

Cerb jungle works

[@eillyouredead1865]

C H U N K Y M I L K

[@acoles7617]

😂😂

[@SuraiginOfficial]

He also said in the end that he hoped we didn't laugh with the last few clips... i only laughed with the last few clips

[@commander3387]

can you please tell me where it is in the video?

[@Lord_Vengon]

I love Sean's genuine concern for the man runs into pole

[@zahvik5854]

Jack: “I don’t think I wanna see this one” Jack: *immediately hits the play button*

[@kit5465]

Profile picture buddies eyy

[@creanatexinkludes0007]

2:56

[@justicemirasty6056]

18:09

[@Crystan]

"Is he okay" Dude just jumped onto a microwave. Willingly. He wasn't right to begin with.

[@knyt0]

his entire forearm changed color :/

[@funkyboi3987]

@@knyt0 that freaked me out

[@dreeg1896]

Alright Gran Torino. Be careful of your pastries.

[@liitutereuiui4687]

I'm so worried about this man now

[@reecekirby1042]

Crystan, I think he has CIP, or doesn’t feel pain.

[@gentlemanjester637]

WWE: "Don't try this at home" Some dude on the internet: "I'MMA DO THIS ONTO A MUFUCKIN MICROWAVE"

[@emanuelrojas2]

Someone stop this man!

[@derekstronf1837]

Damndest thing... I saw something like that last week

[@stunz7545]

He had responsibility and he also said dont try this at home

[@ghostva300]

camra man really said: I don't care that you broke you elbow

[@jamiejohnson821]

He does amateur wrestling

[@MilseanRex]

I'm sick with a cold, been sneezing for two days now, and yet through all the misery (yes, I know a cold isn't that bad, but it SUCKS), Jack still manages to make me laugh. Thank you Jack. Been here since 2016.

[@neolol1904]

“ Nick that’s kind of kinky”. Nick: I rigged this room with explosives

[@WTMR-FM]

Jd and veronica?

[@praisethesun5873]

OHH SHI-

[@skiffieyt6633]

Ethan Strang 👁👄👁 💧

[@ghostboy6562]

That's immediately what I thought of.

[@deborahnewberry9148]

Look up the jizzle

[@seanmabiasan6909]

jack: don't send me fake adverts, they're not funny also jack: *laughs at fake adverts*

[@alexandraadcock3342]

1:58 Jack: I'm not going all the way back Editor: Yes you are

[@yummyc-5003]

“Do you ever feel like someone is watching you?” Me: trying not to turn around because you feel like something is about to attack

[@310garage6]

So tru

[@aratakiittomain3541]

Same

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Same bro sitting on my bed knowing that my cat is about attack me

[@achannel77373]

Cat: ima end this mans whole career Also Cat: He Knows so *ight ima head out*

[@yummyc-5003]

The Floofy Moth yeah?

[@ribbonssystem7968]

Jack: Ah that poor kid Also Jack: laughs maniacally at the kid getting hit in the face

[@Brandon11746]

lol yep

[@selvestejran7447]

uwu my dude uwu

[@squeemy_paulie]

not funny

[@n0zebl3ed]

Yes

[@motifity3416]

Jack: “Do you ever get the feeling you’re getting watched?” Cardboard cutout: ...No?

[@snowbird1381]

Anti: whatever could you mean?

[@motifity3416]

snowbird the cardboard cutout will always be watching :))

[@SawyerDarrell]

I felt so bad for that man in the last bit, it actually pained me to see him do that to himself.

[@justblad3x40]

what's crazy is that he is an independent wrestler, so he probably does that type of stuff for a hotdog and a handshake as payment

[@srishtis6209]

Jack: "Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched..?" Over 22 millions of us: "....uh awkward.."

[@Redwolfless]

"KZbin is the future, we can do anything here!" Cuts to Sean smacking his cardboard cutout.

[@greenguyz]

I JUST KILLED A M *cuts*

[@yustinj.3910]

*Seán

[@ameribop1326]

Am I the only one who wants to know the instrumental in the background

[@mushroomsoup2866]

Jack: Oh man I really don't wanna watch this *proceeds to watch Super Humman's entire catalogue*

[@4nn13h7]

I was having a bad day today and decided that the only cure was chunky milk.

[@ezjik228]

It is called "prostokwasha" in russian

[@silentvalor7448]

“This took a right turn to WTF Town.” My new favorite quote.

[@NarcoticPill]

Silent Valor 200th like

[@miceonvenus5314]

Jack: “Do you ever feel like your being watched?” The 7.7 million people who watched the video: “baby I’m not even there I’m a hallucination”

[@sam.w8477]

This gave me PTSD to ranboos streams

[@angelsnow9333]

So true though XD

[@abdullahmahud6000]

Lmao true

[@doofder4380]

You mean 8.5

[@purploid]

@@sam.w8477 who?

[@Cobra-Commander83]

Super Humman: Physically hurting himself so you don't have to.

[@Braithekaikiller]

"Dont try this at home, and here is why"

[@Kevin-eq1sj]

That guys getting my subscription today.

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@Kevin-eq1sj same

[@DanTheVetteMan]

@@Kevin-eq1sj Hmm, nope.

[@eldritchdefender7785]

He must have people at the hospital who are his friends because of who many times he goes

[@samglynn5376]

"oh my god what a CLATTER!" Fave line 😂❤️ Love how he says clatter 😂

[@craigieboy7283]

YT is getting too comfortable with this double ad thing

[@casualarson698]

Tell me about it, I once had to sit through 2 30 sec unskippable ads

[@haroldiribhogbe8141]

Me too man

[@haroldiribhogbe8141]

Tell me about it too 1 min ads unable to skip

[@NeighborhoodNeko]

@@haroldiribhogbe8141 how about one hour fucking long unskippable ad

[@jackn7399]

You did not get a 1 hour long unskippable ad

[@mistressvalintine3852]

"commercial drink chunky milk" Me: violently spits out pomegranate seeds.

[@belleprince6743]

NO POMEGRANATES

[@Slumpedskunk]

I SAID NO POMEGRANATESSSS *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHH

[@Ross_Just_Ross]

Jack: has 23 million subscribers Also Jack: You ever feel like your being watched?

[@botforandroid9029]

Boi

[@adelebalyte6880]

True

[@4hmed07]

Yeah Jack you're being watched

[@coltonwalker8488]

0:28 probably my favorite jacksepticeye clip ever

[@citrusplays3236]

Jack: " That looks like it hurts!" Mother tucker caved his god damn microwave.

[@ali-r2z9q]

69 likes y e s

[@mhav5102]

15:44 makes fun of the word “piece” being misspelled, only to butcher the word “tables” 2 seconds later.. Nice!

[@thornlilyn6888]

he's jack nobody said he had to make since.

[@arabellamullins487]

@@thornlilyn6888 yup😂

[@lexisanoddperson8680]

He read it as "tablets". There's a difference between seeing something wrong when you're reading fast and spelling something wrong.

[@Razi98]

Robin should've edited that

[@danielandrews3154]

@@lexisanoddperson8680 noone cares

[@PilotGuava]

My god I feel bad for that guy, he's going to feel that elbow drop well into his 50s.

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Hopefully he doesn't get cancer from jumping on the light tubes.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

He does this shit all the time

[@demtheinsane9302]

I'm A Juggalette But I Feel So Bad For The Dude Like OW

[@kaldo_kaldo]

@@demtheinsane9302 Does being part of Juggalo culture play a role here? Are you expected to not care if he hurt himself?

[@shadowsage2636]

I was amazed he's even able to keep making video and most of his bones aren't broken, or that he can even walk.

[@AngelOfDC]

MindMelter ad is just what it sounds like when someone tries talking to you after you first wake up

[@DimtheEnderman]

It sounds like a GTA SA ad

[@hezakighamorgan9974]

"KZbin is awesome! It's the future!" KZbin: Does not investigate copyright claims Does not regulate things themselves Takes away contributors' income for not being child friendly Takes away contributors' income for being child friendly Yeah..... Wonderful place.

[@MrDUneven]

And then they wonder why last rewind got so many dislikes.

[@LilBlueOnk]

Well he didn't say it was a nice future...

[@justaregulartoaster]

Well he meant the platform, not the people running it

[@DirtyDanGamingDDG]

Basic facts

[@ΓιώργοςΣωμαράκης-ξ3ψ]

I was just scrolling down until I find a comment like this, thank you

[@shikakkiko71]

super humman: goes into hospital workers: AGAIN????

[@joshuaobryan4896]

honestly I am sure that the professionals at the hospital are probably trying to figure out what pyschological trauma screwed this guy up so much he does this willingly

[@louuanneeestrewp6189]

@@joshuaobryan4896 honestly he looks like he might be mentally disabled

[@louuanneeestrewp6189]

@Tegan Case definitely in which case I'm really concerned as to who's encouraging him to do this.

[@louuanneeestrewp6189]

@Tegan Case I mean people do crazy shit all the time but I just hope he's not being egged on

[@gabrielnavia168]

stonks nice😂 👍🏻

[@danielraby6077]

Guy: *Hits head into pole* Me: *Laughs* Jack: *Feels really bad* Also Me: *Feels bad*

[@RobBurto]

Lol

[@Kavvtham]

Me: Just taught a kid to say ''chunky'' me also: (reached L.v 100)

[@gl00myfl0wers]

ITS NOT FUNNY

[@RobBurto]

@@gl00myfl0wers lol

[@JesusIsHomeless]

"nuggers" 8:00

[@PurplePiiPii]

🤨

[@_shundra_3182]

Is it just me or has Sean's content been getting steadily more and more enjoyable over the course of the past month or two? I don't know if it's a little different energy or what but his videos are genuinely getting funnier and I didn't even think that was possible. Edit: This is the aspect of KZbin I love the most. Thank you, Sean 💚

[@k41511]

_ Shundra _ congrats on the heart! I also agree with you!

[@deathsponge3323]

Pp juice

[@dianamaioru497]

I agree! It’s getting super fun and more exciting!

[@_shundra_3182]

@@k41511 I'd say thank you but evidently after you edit a comment to say thanks for the heart, KZbin takes the heart away ☹️😂

[@tasmanijskidjavo1]

yeah it has

[@landy9522]

super humman’s local hospital: hey jimmy, lightpoles again? super humman: no this time a microwave

[@sheprichards4117]

Legend

[@alexgulino335]

@@HappyMatt12345 I think we just found one of the many people who feels like no one hears them. Assuming most of all his parents at that age. Seems like it could be a similar situation to cutting, just more public and in a group seemingly accepting of it

[@alexgulino335]

To be stupid, the pain would have to be a side effect he doesn't expect to be that bad. He knows what its going to be, and I think he does it for that reason. If it was only for views, imagine how absolutely awful things must be for him for this to be the best way he can see to get validation from anyone.

[@citronvi0let847]

Man: *running* Pole: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@nolanbeland4779]

You can hear Sean’s Irish come out when he says the word clatter

[@YungGreyvy]

Jack: “oh my god I hate this, why is he doing this” also jack: *watches four more videos*

[@cheeseman5059]

Bryn Grossman

[@bluedrake1218]

Jack = juggalo confirmed?

[@ashleighbeaver3356]

Bryn Grossman

[@t-igers1017]

"oh i dont wanna watch this one" * clicks play

[@itmeyaboitheline3419]

15:42 Points out that they wrote "piece" as "peace" 2 seconds later: Reads "tables" as "tablets"

[@indigovae3579]

*"tables" as "tablets"

[@itmeyaboitheline3419]

WiLO :3 Lmaoo yes I'm an idiot

[@sydious_s_snake]

Bruh comment copy

[@itmeyaboitheline3419]

Spartan Sneaky Snake What?

[@sydious_s_snake]

@@itmeyaboitheline3419 top comment is nearly identical to yours

[@swiss2500]

Imagine his girlfriend, chilling on a sofa in a different room, maybe reading, or watching KZbin, then suddenly... *T H U D* *L A U G H*

[@lissapancakes3437]

Or screaming "I JUST KILLED A MAN!"

[@lysa.1231]

*confusion followed shortly by understanding* "ah, Sean is doing a funniest home videos."

[@Youonyouon]

Jack SHES READY TO GET KHUM DAN. Girlfriend: ....wtf....

[@missymiscelanious4869]

The Dutch Queen is used to it.

[@goldenoceana9966]

Gab has been streaming before, stopped, and goes “Sean just started filming. I just heard a thud and then “LAUGH”” or something along those lines, but yeah that poor poor woman

[@sammiegilbert1467]

6:19 as a person with adhd I thought this sounded completely normal until I had to listen to it again… anyone else?

[@birdelicious7748]

Jacksepticeye: "I don't think I want to see this one." Also Jacksepticeye: *Starts watching video he didn't want to see*

[@chickendippa5403]

RIP jacks dad😢😥😰😭

[@bonnieshenton9426]

For the views

[@NyanPoptartCat]

I applaud his dedication to the craft.

[@alexconn7473]

It's like a bad train wreck you don't want to watch but you can't bring yourself to look away

[@aladorhyde8192]

Jack: “I don’t wanna watch this shit” *Clicks play anyway*

[@ceIIocharlie]

Your profile picture really suits your user name, is it from a comic or anything?

[@aladorhyde8192]

istilldontknowmyname Nope. My pfp is Alto Clef from the SCP Foundation.

[@ceIIocharlie]

@@aladorhyde8192 oh, thanks!

[@aladorhyde8192]

istilldontknowmyname Np

[@myleshallett1462]

Jack: criticised people’s spelling Also jack: reads ‘tables’ as ‘tablets’

[@Rainbow_factory_walden_darling]

16:07 The juggalo and juggalets and the 'woop woop' is the insain clown posse

[@The_undeadcrusader]

I JUST REALIZED THAT. JUGGALO FOR LIFE🙏🙏🙏

[@jacobgaming3124]

Super humman: *Screams in agony* Jack: iS He OkAY?!

[@amandawisby1569]

Jack needs to watch a hall of meat compilation

[@em5345-]

*he has the damn fourth chaos emerald*

[@FearsJourney]

Super human seems like hes crying every time he does it

[@therajmister2183]

I wonder how many bones has he broken

[@jacobgaming3124]

@@therajmister2183 idk but as soon as he heals one he breaks it again.

[@paleconfidant380]

This show is becoming more and more like jacksepticeyes flying circus. “And now for something that will make you do a heckn laugh”

[@spudboi2901]

God Monty Python is gold 😂

[@paleconfidant380]

HGUAL

[@PantaroParatroopa]

"It's..." "L is for lovers, who love one another..."

[@paleconfidant380]

“A is for ass, of which I like to eat....”

[@derontemann7899]

“U is for u're the only one for me...”

[@bigpoopy2790]

jack: corrects someone on their grammar also jack - pronounces tables like tablets

[@cheapship6843]

I saw that and lost it

[@bignate6619]

I saw that He needs to know he did this!!!

[@RGBKingo]

I stg I just saw that and I fckn died 😂

[@kingKami7]

U beat me to it haha I was gonna say that

[@sagevaudner4855]

When that guy ran into the pole I absolutely lost it considering that I have been in that same exact spot. I can say that running into a pole like that will at the very least disoreint you.

[@DirectionallyChallenged]

Jack's gettin ol, hurting himself by smacking whiteboards.

[@darlenebuck541]

he's almost 30 what do you expect he's no spring chicken anymore.

[@boo4blue483]

Irish people age this is news to me I thought they always had a beard and wrinkles even as a baby 😂

[@DirectionallyChallenged]

@@darlenebuck541 I dunno thats still pretty young, gonna need to send jack some handersize videos.

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

He needs some ........... *KHUM DHAN*

[@DirectionallyChallenged]

@@user-st7rq3sn7v Inure your hand? Well your hand just needs Khum dhan!

[@oliversicaltoo]

Imagine how many fricking times that guy went to the hospital. “What did you do this time?” “*mumbles* I front flipped onto flower pots.”

[@lefroggaming6999]

He leaves the hospital Nurse: see you tomorrow

[@vokani5421]

@@lefroggaming6999 This guy has a very expensive Habit.

[@seecretgamer777]

@@lefroggaming6999 Amagin his insurance bill. Itd be like... 72952 a month

[@rebelstardust2309]

Jacksepticeye: *punches cardboard Jacksepticeye* "I JUST KILLED A MAN-" KZbin: *you weren't supposed to do that...*

[@blockydogy1188]

youtube: DEMONITIZATION TIME

[@rebelstardust2309]

@@blockydogy1188 🤣

[@melancholicccc]

Blocky Dogy 😂😂 lmao

[@Mclovin__25]

That's just saying the joke he made again

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

I was like 420 👌

[@SoSa506]

Me all night: something’s behind me Sean:do you ever feel like you’re being watched?

[@destinwallaceyt5170]

Imagine him at the doctor Doctor” so, how did you hurt your elbow?” Him “ I flying elbow dropped a microwave”

[@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta]

woop woop

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

It’s called the people’s elbow, Him: I People’s elbowed a microwave” Doctor: what?

[@destinwallaceyt5170]

@@hankjwimbleton4010 who……………….asked

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

@@destinwallaceyt5170 just wanted to let you know

[@jaievans5155]

Doctor: "I don't care that you broke your elbow"

[@IzaRain]

Super Human: Dont Try this at Home Me: how about you follow your own damn Advice

[@HoodieKnight]

big brain playz right here

[@kennyau8607]

Plot Twist: It isn't his house

[@Plueschhenne]

Hey now don't try this at home ~ Dudududuuuuuuuu~ Hey now don't try it, don't you dare try, you will die is you try this at home~

[@wolfiex2323]

@@Plueschhenne is that something kinda like Ethan's Disclaimer Song or am i jus being dumb again

[@katcochrane4963]

Don't think at home u can get really messed up

[@thestarsystem8144]

Imagine the guy that jumps onto different things, he walks into his doctors office and the doc looks up from his newspaper or phone with that look that says “again, dude?”

[@MysticWitchs]

Just looks at him with a disappointed face like "what did you jump into this time?"

[@mere_serendipity8275]

And what if this doctor is watching his channel... Imagine him waiting for the dude, thinking 'oh, man, flower pots this time? Really? F@ck this sh!t indeed'

[@brightlight6043]

I went to his channel. Don’t. He jumps onto things to hurt himself purposely. He coffin jumped onto *barbed wire.* It’s horrific.

[@ollah4]

@@brightlight6043 what the actual f*ck

[@justadogdude]

"Don't waste your money on this *peace* of junk." -JackScepticeye while proceeding to say tablets instead of tables.

[@honeydreamcos6875]

Jack: *sticks speaker on dog* Dog: *starts blasting crab rave from its mouth*

[@fluffy_memers]

You remember that one scene from Stitch, when Lilo opened stitch’s mouth and it started playing music. That was not as funny as it was in my head...

[@damienharing4963]

Why the part at 5:41 is cut? I watched it a few months ago and it was not cut.

[@Ba-Dunk0]

@@damienharing4963 Yeah I was wondering about that too.

[@callysta5160]

Jack: I JUST KILLED A M- KZbin: Are You In The Right Headspace To Receive Information That Could Possibly Hurt You?

[@CassySida]

Jack: perfect slapstick comedy is a kid not getting tHAT hurt Also Jack: proceeds to put us all through the torment of watching 4 videos of a guy absolutely break his body

[@griffinzink698]

Yeah, those videos were gross and weren’t funny at all. I think Super Humman is being forced to do all those things by his “friends”.

[@CassySida]

@@griffinzink698 I hopeee it's not friends especially since he should've stopped after the first really bad one if he really didn't want to do it

[@EllieAllieSameThing]

The Mind Melter will always be funny, no matter the time of day or mood you're in😂

[@popcornhair6584]

Fax

[@awesomeperson531]

Jack: Tells Ryan to drink chunky milk Media: Breaking news Ryan Reynolds most famous for playing Deadpool found dead. Sources say he drank chunky milk. This one thing Deadpool will never heal from

[@gabrielpiton1138]

Ryan Reynolds in fact owns the company that made the commercial

[@jerememechild2129]

This reminded me of unnas annas

[@dev894]

Ryan reynolds was also Famous long before Deadpool came out

[@Sen.6902]

Girl: "kinda kinky ;)" Boy: "I rigged this room with explosives" Me: *surprised pikachu face*

[@charlesduckworth2793]

@@hujan1744 ah hell yeah

[@eemeli1744]

Sorry. Not funny

[@stupidthefish4981]

There is a bomb strapped to my chest human

[@jung0309]

Boy:Welcome to Arstotzka. GLORY GREATEST MOTHERPROUD

[@otterpopgames7]

Veronica and JD

[@racing4161]

I love how Sean said that Ryan Reynolds’s watch’s all his videos as a joke and now he’s in a movie with him

[@56seven-ate-nine]

Wait what’s it called?

[@bobcartwright7476]

@@56seven-ate-nine Free Guy. They don't have any actual scenes together, but yes, it is a Ryan Reynolds movie and JackSepticEye is in it.

[@MCOmegaX123]

@@bobcartwright7476 Ryan Reynolds most likely didn't make that decision (to put Sean in the movie), though, that would be either the writer (Matt Lieberman and/or Zak Penn), or the director (Shawn Levy), or one or more of the producers (of which Reynolds is but one of many). Plus do we know if Sean knew what he was filming for? I don't recall if it was a streamer/KZbinr, or an artist whose work was used, but someone who had some part in the movie, at least one person, literally said that they had no idea that it was going to be in the movie.

[@lambsauce1468]

this guy got in a movie? damn big steps

[@Cosmictoast3]

@@lambsauce1468 he has deadpool did you not know?

[@Hayden-g9y]

Milk is the drink you can drink whenever you need to drink, and you dont get sick of it

[@freebirdfly6977]

Jack: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched? Like someone is looking at you over your shoulder? *Me, home alone, looks behind me* My dog behind me: 👁👅👁

[@laceyduckworth6698]

JOW IS THAT WHAT EXATLY HAPPENED TO ME

[@ethanhill851]

Me realizing I don't have a dog: 👁️🕳️👁️

[@caitlynthegriffinpuff1270]

Lol

[@zarinag3098]

Idk why But this got me

[@rebeccawinks8563]

Lol I don't have a dog but I still look over my back and who do I see it's the most ugliest thing I ever saw it was a mirror :0

[@Forward_Rug]

6:50 Nick just murdered a girl Jack: Your Body's A Temple

[@frrostbitefffeathers]

Jack: “we can do anything here” Also Jack: “I JUST KILLED A MAN”

[@shototodoroki2646]

Scorpion_destroyer I loved that I woke my Dad up in the next room

[@TheNobleTitanGAMES]

Yeah, we all saw that part.

[@raccoonmash5705]

Sean: *makes a joke about Ryan Reynolds, and how he of course wouldn't know who he is* Sean in the near future: *is in a Ryan Reynolds film*

[@lefroggaming6999]

Guy: moaning on the ground in pain Jack: is he ok

[@broccoliphrog4413]

*jack watching somone run into a pole*: *painful laughter* *jack watching the other guys videos where hes totally putting himself through what hes doing*: * is genuinely concerned*

[@wrench697]

That dude that hit the pole made me laugh so hard my throat hurt for and hour literally an hour

[@heatherkegney6739]

Ture

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

Because there is a big difference between someone not paying attention and running into a pole and a dumbass intentionally hurting himself because he thinks it makes him cool and gets him more views.

[@PurplePiiPii]

it's because the pole one gets cut short and is funny but super human shows the aftermath :(

[@owengilbert2246]

Paighing painful laughing

[@gloomy_tuesdays2474]

0:25 I just died when jack said “ I JUST KILLED A MA-“ Funniest sh*t Ive have seen all day

[@shinygolisopod1407]

I laughed at this part for a solid 5 minutes

[@gagemullis313]

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that cutout? Sir, I just killed a ma-

[@pizzi5104]

Did he turn himself into a pickle?

[@enterthesalt]

after all he did say he just killed a man

[@FC24PremierLeague]

0:27 is better

[@sophirejeweljohnson6015]

best line ever i love his dedication to the craft while the dude is busy passing into the afterlife

[@kyndryckhiggins4867]

Jack: "I don't think I wanna see this one" Also Jack: *presses play*

[@justan0here603]

Man's ran into a pole Jack: IS HE DED I THINK I SAW HIS SOUL LEAVE HIS BODY

[@kiwibuddy5341]

Decypher Games Casper is yeeted from his host

[@Soopeater]

*dead

[@Corpsesdonotspeak]

Me: *claps* “ow” Friends: “W E A K” Jack, a fully grown Irish man: *slaps whiteboard* “ow that really hurt my hand.” How does such things like this work-

[@Firefly_______15]

Sshyclone If you ever go to a circus show, your hands definitely hurt after clapping so much.

[@supernovavoidking6169]

he slapped me I AM THE WHITEBOARD SAVE ME FROM THIS PAIN

[@Corpsesdonotspeak]

Zynia Zebra I have My hands were sore for an hour lol

[@FlamingPhoenix69]

The fitness gram pacer test is an multi-stage aerobic compacity test that pergresively gets harder as it continues

[@johnsmolinski5410]

Jack: "You could really tell that he enjoys performing" Super human: *moaning on the ground*

[@vapor404]

WHOOP WHOOOP

[@unicorn69]

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

[@elijahwhxte1084]

Hes a actual professional wrestler. So he pretty much does what he does on his yt channel for a living.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@elijahwhxte1084 ouch it's impressive that he dented the metal on that second microwave though i wonder how much damage he did to himself

[@mang0_cat444]

@@elijahwhxte1084 x

[@soupyboi6439]

I got given that speaker thing a few years back. Sadly, it sucked... It didn't stick to anything and it wasn't even loud

[@jacksepticeye]

bad! bad! bad!

[@k7uw]

@Каrina I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ that name....

[@cthulhuplays6097]

Did you try to stick it to... YOURSELF Hear the music, Become the music

[@peachez0v029]

@@jacksepticeye dis a whole mood Sean

[@artimenthehusky5211]

I modded mine to be a guitar pick up

[@wren256]

phwUmp “I JUST KILLED A MA-“ This video has been removed for violating KZbin’s Terms of Service. Sorry about that I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@Youonyouon]

L A U G H

[@Youonyouon]

I laugh hard at you everyday. BU-DUMP-BA TIUNG....

[@kortusofkhorne9783]

I know this is a year old but I never thought I'd see the day where jack would spend half a video watching a juggalo do dumb shit I love this

[@Urdie8]

I’d love to see the ER footage of every time he goes to the ER, bet they have his infor cued up.... “so, how’d you get this injury?” “I was being super human...” Doctor: “....” Nurse: “I’ll pull of the website, doctor.” Doctor: after looking onward cringing turns to man and states: “Daniel, I realize we didn’t cover this last time but no more jumping into flower pots. Also you know those warnings that seem ridiculous on packaging, please observe them if you can...” “But... I’m super human...” Doctor: “Of course, you are. We’ll see you in two weeks and make sure your bed is available. Sighs* Just... try not to break anymore bones, we don’t want another microwave incident.”

[@kennymartin5976]

"Super Human" is exactly the kind of guy "do not try this at home" was meant for.

[@decaffeinatedgaming9569]

It was invented (or made popular) by Houdini who did stunts and stuff, so it kind of fits

[@Corpsesdonotspeak]

He’s the kind to be represented by the Disclaimer Song

[@paigeboo]

As a New Zealander, I never realised that we sound like we are saying ‘Dick’ when we say ‘Deck’ lmfao

[@ubereatswitheurobeats7090]

I realized when i met eshays in australia

[@randomuploadz7386]

As an Australian I never realised I swore every third word

[@thattbugg9531]

Fuckin hell as a fuckin Scottish person i never fuckin realized that we fuckin say fuckin alot

[@kairosm5331]

Paige Farr Hey another New Zealander 😊 Kia Ora 👋

[@tatecorkhill2443]

Yes

[@grambus2]

10:31 my man is literally peeing in the bush

[@toddmen8302]

*Me, after watching the second microwave jump:* * gaze locks on guy's arm * *Also me after watching jump:* * brains instantly references Midoriya's body after using his quirk *

[@wolfiex2323]

so im not the only one who thought of Deku~ noice -v-

[@cctomcat321]

My Hero would be so much better if Deku ran around yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" instead of "smash".

[@Doodle_1019]

Saaaaame

[@weaklyegg8710]

lol if you look at his arm the color of it DRASTICALLY changed in a flash. That means he did not only break it, he probably clotted a vain, and he probably needed A LOT of surgery

[@toxicc3997]

When?

[@DeltaDS]

bruh i thought that was a tan line

[@Dragnophor]

Toxicc 17:40

[@wonderouswonderer6085]

Superhumman out here filming suicide attempts

[@thedinosavior]

bruh looks like fuckin Deku whenever he broke his shit

[@peacemaker9046]

Jack: we can do anything here Jack:slaps cardboard cut out of himself Jack:I JUST KILLED A MA-

[@bluepikmin6363]

_This video has been removed for violating KZbin's terms of service._

[@theplayerofdoom2205]

I would like but its at 69, so i shall leave a comment instead

[@SpringdaleSchoolsTV]

wings of fire sweet

[@theplayerofdoom2205]

Its no longer at 69 so i shall like

[@toastarkat]

Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead 🎶

[@itsbri7518]

"i don't think i wanna watch this one" then plays the video 1.5 seconds later XD i love jack

[@kyellaperante]

Season 1 of LAUGH: actual laugh worthy Season 2 of LAUGH: each episode is helluva rollercoaster of emotions

[@ikea_bear1791]

It's having a moment

[@kyellaperante]

I hope its just a phase

[@biggestboyo2483]

Jack: *is concerned for the person doing the wrestling move* Me: He really did a dent on that microwave... In all seriousness, he needs to stop, however I'm afraid its too late...

[@moonlightmagick9858]

Biggest Boyo he had to of broken his elbow or shoulder from doing that . He does need to stop he’s gunna regret it one day when he’s in a wheel chair cuz he fucked up his back

[@varietystamps4419]

I feel bad, but he’s a frickin idiot

[@olliveraira6122]

People shouldnt support him, honestly KZbin should take his channel down before he kills himself

[@fantase7456]

You can’t contain a man with such strength, endurance and vigor. He is unstoppable, a true force of nature!

[@seecretgamer777]

Me too. I was like, that had to HURT! But the Microwave! Look at that dent!

[@danifoxx7469]

I never thought watching a grown man dislocate his shoulder while fighting a microwave would be peak comedy

[@oliverbernhardi3477]

yes

[@moonlord1374]

It’s not it hurts to watch

[@freeak47_]

Lol I'm the 200(th?) comment.

[@breawen]

@@freeak47_ uhmm....

[@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta]

WOOP WOOP FUCK THIS SHIIT OOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH

[@BetaHouseRocker]

The video at 9:45 is actually a Barely Political/Key of Awesome video, where they just wanted an excuse to say "deck" jokes.