He Moved His King To The Middle Of The Board

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[@joefred4444]

Opponent: Blunders a piece on every turn Narrator: very aggressive

[@RoundShades]

To be fair, he was talking about his planned moves, not his opponent's. It was in fact morbin' time, and he forked and pinned piece after piece just total scorched earth policy. Though, 3:27 he could have also skewered King to bishop and won one more bishop before... Oh wait, the knight could take it. Oops lmao

[@husky0098]

Aggressively failing is still aggressive

[@javierrodrigo1009]

Chess, but your king wants to marry the opponent's queen (every time your opponent moves their queen, you must move your king closer to their queen).

[@fleurbird]

That's... Insane

[@scorpionz44]

thats a really good idea

[@caylebeneteau4468]

Bonus points if king takes enemy queen, it’s mission accomplished

[@GurpreetSingh--]

@@caylebeneteau4468 you know that is not possible, or not?

[@timtams_6]

@@GurpreetSingh-- it is possible if the queen is unprotected

[@tako-sensei6072]

i like how the fact that its 100 rated doesnt really make it easier because its impossible to pridict.

[@1337m4n]

"The world's best swordsman fears not the world's second-best swordsman, but he fears the world's worst swordsman, because he has no idea what that idiot will do" Old proverb

[@rance2799]

It makes sense but in practice the second best would win more by a mile than the shittiest swordsman.

[@tomikun8057]

@@rance2799 cant beat worst swordsman if he accidentally kills himself because he's so bad

[@ArchMannarino]

Yeah I feel like some challenges would’ve actually been completed against a 1000 except most of them are probably impossible if they’re not paid actors.

[@puppergump4117]

@@1337m4n I suppose that makes sense, if we elected a braindead idiot then every other nation would be scared that nukes are in the wrong hands oh wait we did

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

I like how the opponent had very little time left and still made chess simp fail the challenge by pure ineptitude.

[@timvanausdal6293]

Live by the ineptitude, die by the ineptitude.

[@jakemertens1382]

Preventing the queen from seeing any enemy pieces is easy, because she is blind

[@Smitology]

Lol damn circular logic ruining things again

[@renerpho]

Your logic is irrefutable.

[@az1202]

Lmao

[@CheddarCheeseRebirthed]

This Logic... It's Impenetrable

[@meliocurie1809]

Chess Simp: I see it I see victory he'll run out of time Knight: Kono Requiem

[@ourcade8265]

Challenge: you must premove your first 10 moves, if one of them become impossible, you lose

[@Turtel825]

If you want a 10s video, this challenge may be perfect for you.

[@denverstrong473]

@@Turtel825 not necessarily. You only have to premove 1 move ahead, not all 10

[@Turtel825]

@@denverstrong473 Thonk.

[@petertodorov5592]

the challenge isn't constant though and after 10 moves the game is easily winnable (not to mention the 10 premoves can just be pawns moving 1 up )

[@eragon78]

@@petertodorov5592 Especially edge pawns. Just play like a3, h3, Ra2, Ra1, Ra2, Ra1, Ra2, Ra1, Ra2, Ra1 or something like that. I doubt a 100 rated player is going to be able to mate you in 10 moves unless they go for the scholar mate. Just block that if you see them trying to do it, and then continue to waste move. Once you can move on turn 11, you're golden and it should be trivial to win.

[@obi1kanobihellothere346]

chess, but the real kings indian, you fianghetto king on b2, b7

[@liamtharp9182]

I know man didnt say fianghetto

[@FingerprintGamer]

It's Bishop the Fianchetto When the bishop goes there we give him a nickname "Fianchetto"

[@obi1kanobihellothere346]

@@FingerprintGamer yeah but kb2 is real gansta move, and therefore totally ghetto. it is supa gansta move

[@berkeyigitturk2495]

@@obi1kanobihellothere346 I actually laughed out loud because of your comment and I hate myself for it😂

[@knalleballkalle8365]

biship fianchetta buenaventura

[@Almirante1741]

I wasn't expecting that final dude

[@bouncyball708]

I dont get it, im not rlly a good chess player but isnt that just a night blunder, has nothing to do with their queen?

[@talonthehand]

@@bouncyball708 In a regular chess game yes, but the goal of this video was that the white queen would never have line of sight with a black piece (that is, there would always be a white piece between them). The challenge comes from the opponent being unskilled, and therefore unpredictable.

[@rcslyman8929]

@@bouncyball708 In a normal game, the knight takes was pretty much giving up the game. Queen takes forces King to e6 and back further on a continued press and retreat, as the king only has one path to run from the advance. The only way black prevents a quick mate is with a knight block after Queen to E phial (3 or 5), but black likely blocks with the bishop instead. White Rook and bishop advance, and with the bishop pinned by the queen in e, the knight's the only viable blocker until it blocks and pins itself to stop check from Rook e7. Good news is black's rook opens up. Bad news is, black runs out of time before being able to get out of the pin. Which is why he wasn't expecting the knight takes pawn, because it's purely a move of inexperienced desparation.

[@MissesWitch]

" at this point, the mission will be accomplished after my opponent runs out of time " Queen: *sees enemy knight* *everyone on your team dies*

[@duckymomo7935]

I expected a queen discovered mate, what an unexpected ending

[@macronas1239]

Reactions to a safely activated rook 0:41 Me: WHAT!?!?!?!? HOW!?!?!??!?! Chess Simp: I can proudly say only on this channel do you see people safely develop like this. (in a very calm voice)

[@satgurs]

its tts though he cant express emotions

[@andrerodrigues2877]

@@satgurs what? He can

[@JustAnotherCommenter]

@@andrerodrigues2877 tts can't. Some maybe but you can't tell tts to express sad or angry emotions because it's just tts

[@joschistep3442]

I think what people mean when they write "tts" is: the voice is calm because it's a robot voice

[@macronas1239]

@@joschistep3442 That's the joke

[@duckymomo7935]

Another strategy you could have taken was move the queen the the edge of the board which would’ve taken 4 moves Move queen up, move rook to center, move queen down (diagonally), move queen to corner

[@NoctuaOW]

Use coordinates qd2 rd1 qc1 qa1 it's simpler than words imo

[@jackychen7769]

alternative: a4, ra3, qa1 3 turns, develops rook and puts queen safely in corner (where entry via a3 is unlikely since they have no reason to risk attacking a cornered queen doing nothing). Castling will lower chance of enemy rook going to row 1. Other than that, develop king side more in hopes of moving the battle farther from the queen. That's all I can think of rn.

[@koruto721]

@@NoctuaOW for people like me who are not yet very familiar with chess it helps seeing it written out in words because I still struggle to visualize a board just by knowing the coordinates.

[@venn7257]

probably less interesting for the video

[@mintjuan]

Simp's opponent blundered his knight as his one final effort to end Simp's video.

[@NoobieAbhinav]

He just wanted to play King of the Hill :((

[@ritamdutta5860]

Lol

[@CayzRetroZ]

Chess, but your direction is random between North, south, east and west. Knight, Bishop and other diagonal move also count as 2 direction

[@rafaelbelemlavrador4645]

Chess but you must move your pieces by increasing their value each turn (first pawn, then knight, bishop, rook, queen, king, pawn, knight, ...)

[@CayzRetroZ]

Chess, but if not any check happen every 4 moves, the video end

[@goblinv4039]

You are my daily dose of chess

[@burnixone]

Bro the white queen and black horse meeting like that and the tension held in that moment is priceless 🤣🤣😭

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

Chess but your queen is a king (it can only move one square, and you must respond if it gets "in check")

[@Addicted2Electronics]

the "what the f" at the end lol

[@RGC_animation]

That guy is a paid actor, perfect comedic timing.

[@teslaromans1023]

The paiiiiin of losing so close to the goal… And seconds before I actually thought “you should move your queen to the left, reduce the risk”

[@sparkypikachu7776]

Yeah fr that's what i was thinking

[@crazio2635]

Bruh that's actually frustrating xd

[@aprammus9580]

This channel consistently makes me belly laugh

[@theneoreformationist]

Your drawback was too obvious and the opponent figured it out.

[@jefferydavidson5347]

This is probably one of the longest videos on this channel 😂

[@joaofonseca2012]

100 rated 10 minutes chess, but you have to win in 15 seconds (your time).

[@catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca]

It’s like Leela chess had to figure out your mission and end your video. Weird moves, marching king to the middle, pushing pawns till the goal is achieved.

[@andrewtan881]

Somehow, I just knew he was gonna sac his knight on d3 at the end

[@fabiom65]

This channel is one of the most funny things I've discovered LMAO

[@crazyb00s18]

I’m loving the titles of the videos btw haha! I also really like these videos!!

[@vasilijtrajkovski6648]

you: (just got checked) me: CAPTURE WITH UR PAWN

[@aaronchavez5335]

He knew what video you were making

[@michaelnadler596]

Clearly he had deciphered your mission

[@FireyDeath4]

From 1:16 onward, you could've given her some room to move away, and moved E2 to E3 to shield your queen if necessary. (BTW this is coming from someone not paying much attention to the actual strategies in chess lol hello)

[@thekyb]

"WTF???" - best argument of the month

[@doomakarn]

Should've pushed the queen to the edge of the board.

[@nguyennhoangnam28]

If a piece is attacked twice in a game, the video ends (day 78). That piece needs to be attacked in 2 different times.

[@MightyDoomerChannel]

That ending "WTF" just gave a voice to my thoughts on that Kxd3

[@owenbrowne9288]

Chess but you have to blunder mate in one in less than 20 moves

[@DarelltheBarrel]

Queen: what the horse doin?

[@justinpontarelli4368]

That was actually... good. That fork was awesome! :)

[@karacter3369]

The ending montage though lol

[@artstsym]

"Nah, I'm just worrying too much" WHY DO YOU TOY WITH US

[@RealityBoy101]

Clovis falling for Lelouch's traps...literally.

[@Romincus]

These "wtf" always get me

[@ironant]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... that's a paid actor

[@dawidwojacki5049]

I think he realized the challange

[@Markty07]

He was just trolling you all along

[@solomonsgamingchannel367]

He should've said at the end of the video, "That blunders a night, but I have to end the video here."

[@matheuscosta2290]

Chess, but all captures must be made by the queen

[@niveshproag3761]

Plot twist: Opponent is also a higher rated opponent whose mission is to win King of the Hill

[@lauziyi5728]

The Knight just messed up the challenge

[@Person01234]

I so saw that final move coming.

[@connorgibes709]

You gotta develop your king I guess

[@n.simongutierrez2934]

Mission almost accomplished

[@NittyRM3]

Opponent clutched up

[@hythunza1811]

Frankly you should've seen that coming. The opponent was intending to rush in order to try and win the game, but you can't really do that with online chess. I would moved the queen instead of the rook.

[@MissesWitch]

This is not the Queen is blind, She just doesn't want any unmentionables on her doorstep!

[@sourabhanand7721]

For the first time I enjoyed the match so much.

[@lucy-pero]

very aggressive

[@Neo2266.]

JUST MOVE THE QUEEN TO THE CORNERS AND YOU CAN USE THE CENTER

[@qwertywarrior]

Chess, but your pawns aren't properly trained in the art of battle and as a result: can only advance. :)

[@atkmember2010]

Chess, but you can only play on light squares

[@gonzalotapia1250]

100 chess, but you can only premove

[@username4312]

Quality ending lmao

[@gbagba81]

Chess but on your actual level

[@add9audio355]

the queen is tall enough to see over the pawns so the video should have ended at the starting position

[@sajidrafique4045]

chess , but you can't move your one piece or pawn twice consecutive

[@user-qd6mq6yp4q]

Chess but every other move you move the king

[@issholland]

Set up a great queen trade for you, then don't trade.

[@joshuapatrickvidal4954]

You sort of did a strategy in Xiangqi(Chinese Chess) where there is a tendency to stack things in the middle. The generals(Xiangqi equivalent of king) must never directly see each other and they are always in the middle column of the board.

[@kazekori9593]

It's called xiàng qí where i live

[@joshuapatrickvidal4954]

@@kazekori9593 I think I actually meant Xiangqi. Forgot to type the "g"

[@zwnathan]

chess but your knight moves vertical

[@click2priya]

Chess but you have to switch you knights before moving any other piece

[@whalelord9641]

Chess, but you have to lose in 5 moves or less.

[@akuntumbal1485]

Task Successfully Failed

[@Bedhead7]

Song is walpurious night by xomu btw (idk how to spell it’s the Halloween one) the second is pagoda by xomu (personally my fav)

[@Im_sdF]

Chess, but you have to premove all your pawns moving 2 squares at the start of the game

[@ReiAyasuka]

And so the trauma came eventually

[@TheTuneAce]

The queen had an easy hiding spot if you moved her next to queen-side rook earlier

[@AquaticNebula]

I no longer have any comprehension of classic board games

[@noticeme6412]

Chess, but your king wants to sleep with your queen(keep your king next to queen at all times)

[@noticeme6412]

as in make sure king sees his queen at all time

[@helmetmcbarin]

I saw that coming miles away it was clear quite a few moves back he was planning on taking that pawn and then when time was starting to run out they did a panic move

[@MorganBallardWheeler]

Ok, someone please tell me what the last scene and music is from that Chess Simp uses at the end of every video.

[@istiyaqbintareq5453]

You can checkmate your opponent only when you have no pawns left

[@comicfan3133]

Chess, but in every even turn you have to move the same piece (or pawn) you moved the turn before

[@walter3934]

Chess, but you can't move pawns

[@ninjabaiano6092]

I castle my queen You mean king? NO

[@hardikkumawat1786]

Chess, but if your opponent give you check by his knight then the video ends. Also you can't capture opponent's knight.

[@petery6432]

Wait, why couldn't you castle to get your rooks out and just lock the queen behind the a,b, and c pawns?

[@willywillycow]

Also, you forgot to say you cannot sac it with knight.

[@cozmecs5051]

Chess, but if either player makes a blunder or missed win with a knight, the video ends

[@maxscherzer9521]

Bullet chess but you have to take 45 seconds on turn 2.

[@ssbbSephi]

i think the correct play would have been to sack to rook to make the opponent run out of time

[@P.sherman45]

You could go queen to b1 It would have made it easier, but i guess you could not move the queen

[@harrisonhall6258]

Chess, but you can't win until you get en passant twice

[@havenandaura]

The funniest part is is that if you continued and somehow didn't take the knight with your queen, that wins your rook back. The fact that we don't know for sure whether they saw it or not is hilarious

[@orkhonamgalan6000]

chess,but don't move to e5 e4 and d4 d5