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[@FrozenShadow007]

The king single handedly taking almost half the opponent’s pieces was a dominance move

[@ZWS_Link]

I personally have always insisted the king is an offensive piece :)

[@yulu803]

Very Aggressive indeed

[@8koi245]

@@ZWS_Link lol same

[@waleader626]

The king leading his people

[@Natenator77]

"If the King doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?" - Lelouch V Britannia.

[@cosmotoggle1514]

Chess, but you can't move any piece one square at a time.

[@NotQuartz]

Rip the pawns :/

[@jayure1346]

What about pawns Edit: I was asking what he would do with pawns, leave them the same or move them only 2 squares and stop moving them, I'm also guessing the knights won't be used

[@ThePowned123]

@@jayure1346 they said piece

[@mrmaster6]

69th like

[@Thebiggestgordon]

@@ThePowned123 yeah but he’ll make it harder for himself and include pawns, you know he likes to do that.

[@meliocurie1809]

Chesssimp: This guy he knows the exact counter to my french defence The 100 rated guy: What is opening?

[@RGC_animation]

Blunder goes brrr

[@imaginewave1]

Opening? Its somthing from anime? Never watched it

[@shlokshah5379]

@@imaginewave1 he ment his position in chess.

[@drawer_resp3858]

@@shlokshah5379 My friend, let me introduce you to the world rumbling conceptual theory of " THAT'S A *JOKE* ". I hope my lesson change your life for the better. End of class.

[@sleeper5905]

@@drawer_resp3858 don't know about him but it changed my life drastically

[@electricfall]

Knights must have been very upset in this video. Also king’s power is astonishing

[@electricfall]

And then I hear how simp said the same thoughts

[@Piotr-uk6cb]

A whole gallon of testosterone.

[@Inf1e]

@@Piotr-uk6cb cubic meter

[@dumbleking5172]

@@Inf1e stop it, you're going make the American confused!

[@junyong0716]

actually king is the strongest piece here, tied with the queen.

[@katamas832]

Those king moves are signs of quite high testosterone, the chad king took like 3 pieces and couple pawns

[@TheRelicKeeper]

its the Shotgun King

[@stellarintellect]

testasterone....

[@katamas832]

@@stellarintellect Thanks, fixed now

[@apleb7605]

@@TheRelicKeeper Apparently the more benevolent version since his subjects haven’t left him. Too bad not just the queen, but all his subjects got hit with the Subtle poison debuff (until the very end when the woman got cured all of a sudden).

[@Eric149162536]

*Signs that you are playing against 100-rated player:* Your king captures 18 points of material In contrast, his opponent's pieces combined only captured 15 points of material. So his king literally outplayed the entire opponent in capturing

[@sammydavis5628]

Accelerated 'very aggressive' gets me every time. I'm kind of sad we didn't get a one square at a time checkmate though, that would have been awesome.

[@since1876]

The thing is the opponent realized immediately that you were playing a one square challenge, so he allowed you to take everything so he could still dominate you.... He realized that you had a mate in one but knew you couldn't do it because of the challenge. But then you CHEATED! 🥺

[@math3000]

Well, that's what he gets for assuming I guess

[@skylimit2552]

@@math3000 Let my pieces only be allowed to move one space at a time iff it doesn't cost me the game.

[@ivyavangs7230]

He didn't cheat, the video ends if he makes a more than one square move. So, he cleverly moved 3 places and ended the video while at the same time checkmating the opponent

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

@@ivyavangs7230 I... Can't argue with that logic

[@THAC0MANIC]

agreed he is not better then his viewers.

[@caladhunt4860]

I barely play/understand chess but I can't stop watching your videos.

[@nuclear_chook]

It's ok not even GMs know how the horsey moves

[@flockster5336]

learn it it's pretty fun as a hobby to devote like 40 mins to every day

[@ItsPForPea]

Watch some gothanchess vids and you're good to go

[@arielulloa4146]

its the cringe outtro, you are cringe

[@obbyg4ming905]

same i never understand whatever's happening in these videos but it is entertaining

[@oenrn]

Meanwhile the other guy was playing the "100 rated chess but you must blunder every single piece" challenge.

[@SonicHaXD]

A rare King carry XD

[@since1876]

Dude, a lot of these games hurt my brain when I see them but I think this one takes the cake....

[@Icematt12]

I'm perfectly fine with the winning move breaking the rules. Call it a reward for being a good simp.

[@since1876]

I'm a good simp but my girlfriend rewards me for it in an entirely different way.... 😳

[@muk_is_superior]

@@since1876 an epic sword fight?

[@since1876]

@@muk_is_superior yes! She's an expert at wielding a sword ☺️ unfortunately, she prefers a bigger sword than I can provide, but she claims my sword is big enough. I see through the lies when I see the look on her face every time I ask if she wants to battle 🥺

[@Kayrim_Borlan]

@@since1876 This is gold

[@blugaledoh2669]

@@since1876 self-burn lol

[@JJ_R]

4:36 I actually expect a “WTF” from Jakee, for you breaking the rules.

[@theblackantonio]

Opponent wtf confirmed 😂

[@nomirrors3552]

The final move had me in tears.

[@deathsheir2035]

the fact that the last move not only broke the rule, but also checkmated the king. I'd say the spirit of the rule was followed to the last, and therefore agree with you that there is no wtf today.

[@nazra1127]

yeah i agree

[@Jivvi]

"Ends the video" doesn't mean he has to resign. If the game isn't finished and he ends the video, it's mission failed, but if he already won and he has to end the video, it's mission accomplished.

[@theblackantonio]

When the objective is to end the video, there is no wtf 😂

[@Jivvi]

@@theblackantonio Yeah, checkmate always ends the video no matter what, so if the video ends with checkmate, it's still a win.

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@Jivvi My head hurts.

[@apiratcc]

"Why is he thinking for so long?" - my new favorite Simp phrase.

[@MedK001]

Same!

[@Nylspider]

"The mission is failed" "But at least I won"

[@JannPoo]

3:36 "Well who cares anyway?" I mean, in this challenge trading a crippled Queen for a Rook is totally a win.

[@UngodlyFreak]

Yes, but the crippled queen is still his strongest piece, so it's better not to trade.

[@Ranto294]

Well, crippled, but still with a sniper rifle.

[@maxkho00]

@@UngodlyFreak But the rook is his opponent's strongest piece, so tough call.

[@since1876]

I mean, at that point, even with only being allowed to move one square, this guy who is significantly higher rated would have a very strong shot at winning. Even if he didn't cheat.

[@magentamonster]

In this video, the pawn was a pawn, only it couldn't move two squares on its first move. The knight was almost useless, as it couldn't move at all, only block and threaten. The king was a king but couldn't castle. The bishop was a ferz. The rook was a wazir. The queen was a mann. I would assign point values as follows: * Pawn: 1 point * Knight: 0 points (maybe it should be negative, because the knight is mainly an obstacle for Chess Simp, as their opponent could capture it, unlike them) * Bishop: 1.5 points * Rook: 1.5 points * Queen: 4 points * King: ∞ points (note that this is only due to the fact that losing the king loses the game, when considering movement alone, it's 4 points) The queen is still the most powerful piece. It is a lot less powerful than in regular chess, but so are the other pieces. So it remains the most powerful piece. The king can also move as the queen does, but it can't put itself in danger or castle.

[@Inf1e]

Bongcloud variation of French is something new.

[@MCYonazz]

Nuage de Bong? Loved how it kept getting bong-ier with all the pieces taken by the king.

[@arifezwan8893]

French Defence: Queen's Knight Attack Bongcloud Variation looks very good now

[@nicolasarevalo3380]

"oh no my rock indeed" wise words

[@valinorean4816]

*rook - that guy

[@user-su7kv7br6e]

Your king rulled this game like a real king, like a real man

[@Tsunami14]

"If the king does not lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?" - Lelouch Li Brittania

[@LucisTorment]

That was a nice challenge because you have control over it... but then screwed it with the final move...

[@phase0400]

I mean he does that when the challenge is quite difficult.

[@deathsheir2035]

He didn't screw anything. Yes he broke the rule on the last move, but as the title says "slow and steady." I'd say he followed the spirit of the rule to the last. XD

[@andretimpa]

At that point it was more ending the opponents misery

[@linuslucke3838]

The Goal is to win before the Video ends. But if he checkmate while breaking the rules he wins because he still needs to do a outro so He won before the Video ended.

[@stephenallen4635]

@@phase0400 it wasnt difficult at all, he did it for the opposite reason. He clearly won, it was going to be mate with one square per move the vid was just dragging at that point

[@EpicVoiceShitposting]

Alright, "f**k the rules" was one of those moments that one really feels when it comes to people who are usually very strict about following rules.

[@donniekarns2082]

Chess, but you have to move your own pieces in point-value order: Pawn then Knight then Bishop, Rook, Queen, King, and repeat. Castling can happen on either Rook or King's turn.

[@engr4051]

But castling is a King move.

[@gulgaffel]

Pretty sure he already done this.

[@ziliusHubris]

man this feels like watching 2 people playing chess for the first time and just having fun

[@bonkcloud11nohornybonkisju41]

Chess but you must follow a opening completely till move 15 or maybe 10 no matter what the opponent moves

[@williamhrivnak7345]

It would’ve been much more entertaining to see you get that checkmate following the rules, even if it took like a 10 minute video. Your audience is chess players, we’re ok with the process taking a long time

[@aralornwolf3140]

His opponent would have resigned a long time before that... he had... what, 1 piece 3 pawns remaining?

[@shanegreenday93]

I fully support that last move.

[@ancalagonsc2192]

Idk that guy looked like a paid actor

[@rottonpotato9191]

No one asked

[@FireFoxie1345]

@@rottonpotato9191 I did though

[@rottonpotato9191]

Sthu no you didn't

[@FireFoxie1345]

@@rottonpotato9191 How would you know

[@shigekax]

As a french I can confirm but only because everyone here is paid & an actor

[@stamos2547]

HE CAPTURED A QUEEN WITH HIS KING

[@versuzzero5335]

1:23 this made me chuckle. 2:55 this made me laugh. This type of comedy is what I'm here for.

[@howtohaveagoodyoutubechann4711]

to be honest he made his opponent a favor by not wasting his time by slowly moving to checkmate at the end, can't blame him

[@unknowed5048]

If he moved his queen up by 1 square as per rules, the bishop will be able to kill the queen and as per according to the rules, Bishop is safe from Rook

[@dahui58]

But the Queen can move diagonally, so could he not just sidestep that square controlled by the Bishop?

[@thefbi3350]

Technically he won

[@norahelfand112]

that was the most infuriating ending yet

[@NotQuartz]

You going away from the rules and just mating your careless opponent somehow made my day.

[@TheCodaCrew]

I like how at the end, they ended the video by winning and breaking the rule at the same time.

[@rachityczny6364]

WHYYYYY breaking the rules??? You had this challenge, it would be so nice to win!!! I just wanted to comment that it's the best video of yours I have watched and there is this bummer ending :(

[@danielhallback]

Love the ending ! keep up the great work !

[@kolmogorovaxiom1493]

You were making such good progress before intentionally blundering a failed mission

[@Azrael178]

Unusually unsatisfying end to a remarkably satisfying video.

[@KILLERGAMER-pf9fm]

Good video this is probably one of my favourites

[@andycopeland7051]

Best video all week

[@KommSusserT0d]

Mom's spaghetti

[@akoskovacs6830]

This guy wasn't bad until he started thinking.

[@BWeManX]

"Pieces and pawns can only move 1 space." The King: *THIS IS MY MOMENT*

[@RuneCode]

this was very doable. just take the pawns then do a rolling checkmate with rooks/queen & rook

[@oicmorez4129]

But tedious

[@RuneCode]

@@oicmorez4129 yeah. it's just a shame because he went through all the difficult parts only to throw it away

[@DragoonDyte]

That checkmate got me lol

[@Brainsucker92]

He ended the video twice with just one move, not bad.

[@P4BL0_C4L10]

i'll accept that

[@debayeuxchats5607]

Fairly sure that he would have resigned if you didn’t checkmate, and I am always a little disappointed at resignations, so I support your choice to break the rules. XD

[@veggiet2009]

You should just add on the addendum to every rule: unless the move results in checkmate. Like so: I can only move pawns, unless the move results in checkmate I can only move one square at a time, unless checkmate. etc... that way you can do these kinds of endings without breaking the rules and ending the video because of a broken rule.

[@deadfishyarou]

But he does end the video

[@WayneRossi]

Chess, but you can only recapture (your opponent must capture first).

[@OrtegaSauce]

Mission, kinda accomplished.

[@trunghungpham9414]

Wow the king is so OP in the game he ate a woman, a rook, 2 minor pieces. Interesting game!!

[@smoothbandit2619]

I'll have to try that bongcloud variation sometime.

[@dylankrejci9965]

Chess, but once a piece makes a capture it is frozen and cannot move.

[@oicmorez4129]

King's Rampage

[@Andreas-tu8yp]

The last move was a legendary fabled power move

[@groshomme3528]

YEA FK THE RULES BABY

[@Shootingstarcomics]

I want to play some of these 100 guys, it looks fun.

[@ThroughTheGatesOfHell]

dude ended the video altough he had probably mate in few moves

[@mavisesdalgasi]

My guy literally breaks the rules every video

[@RaycoRedFox]

Your opponent had me screaming x.x too funny haha

[@connor9024]

I love the videos where they play so bad that simp ends his own videos

[@aleceast6318]

Good to see the rare Lelouch offense be used in a video

[@gabrielallerful]

There is no Way a chess video is this fun HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[@tallavi6556]

Chess but if you can check, you must check

[@gaopinghu7332]

Old outro? Fantastic.

[@crazyrobloxjj]

Wins The Race

[@ambasing69]

King: who are you Queen: I am you

[@niloneto1608]

Chess, but if you can capture something, you must.

[@merdishakki]

ending her own video is definitely a wtf-moment.

[@shadowshibe5962]

I WAS GONNA SUGGEST THIS

[@4dtoaster819]

I think you should do an expiation for this video. You should pay the actor this time since he did such a great job.

[@insertname8993]

ok this had me rolling

[@user-kufihfmurb]

Chess,but you have to beat the hardest bot,and your pieces (including pawns) are in the toilet pooping and thinking what to do

[@Mugawl]

Opponent playing the best moves unless it's about to checkmate the king

[@ficolas2]

"chess but every piece is as old as the king"

[@thunder_blonde]

Chess, but it’s Keplerian: before you can win, your Queen has to do a full round trip around your opponent’s Queen.

[@ItsNat21_]

nah nah nah, your mission is accomplished.

[@kosipisakii]

last move was only saving time because you won anyway

[@Solesteam]

Pawn Chess. Everyone's a pawn.

[@vintologi]

I was going to suggest this except that nights can move normally.

[@colettecolettecolettecolette]

king's killstreak go preety high

[@Keksi_66]

chess but you can only take with the king

[@nazra1127]

true plot twist, but a great one

[@lauziyi5728]

When he decided to move the Queen more than one square up

[@GraveUypo]

holy shit i can't believe i got the bongcloud reference. such coincidence, that was the month i watched any starcraft videos in 10 years and it gets referenced

[@wildgurgs3614]

Breaking the rules only to deliver checkmate == mission failed successfully

[@RB92.]

King left the horsies at home and went to war

[@KPTREE]

Truly hilarious

[@sycariummoonshine7134]

Well the video ends in one move anyway...

[@Zachmunzter]

The real bongcloud move, take everything with the king.

[@etoempire8]

This guy must be playing a challeng to

[@davidandrs3535]

Love the "very aggresive" on castles

[@Liffro69420]

I guess I'll say it Wins the race!

[@PkGam]

When I think I know where the game is going, I don't!

[@Matyanson]

I am really mad u broke the rules unnecessarily...

[@tristand7996]

he played offensive king and won

[@nyx211]

Well deserved ending

[@lonelyPorterCH]

"That move included" :'D