He's going ranked mode (The Bazaar)

[@keeganmcdermott2013]

It’s beautiful how this man finds a way to both burn the boats but also dance with the one that brought you. Something something red paint.

[@Tetrini]

Dance with the one who painted you red

[@luukas2660]

​@@Tetrini But not with paint

[@frenchalor]

Sometimes you gotta dance with the boat that burned you.

[@Kotosanji]

I've heard the waters of the bazaar are so polluted that it stains the boats red, the dye industry is out of control. Good to know people like Vanessa are pointing it out.

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

Yeah, she's a little bit of a legend, at least here in Pelago

[@shenbea5091]

+2

[@emerz3530]

@@handoverthestromboli6715 +2

[@Spinboyyyyy]

Those who know 💀💀

[@SweggsNBacon]

I pollute my local waters red, but i dont use dye

[@pheonixoverload3053]

My ship walks in straight lines, not all reds are pacifists

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Dracula Flow type bars

[@jams8728]

this is the best one yet

[@batuhanik]

I've educated myself with that comment

[@tobipickle]

are you sure? do you see these tusks?

[@markfarmer7534]

@@pheonixoverload3053 all mashups, no ball

[@AlmightyJu2]

This has got to be my fav bazaar video yet, hilarious to watch the struggle of a run that started so bad and seemed so close to being great

[@DustyLizard85]

It was cinema, for sure

[@jordanleighton6893]

I’m not at the good yet, but that start truly is horrendous

[@sehguhnai8223]

It's also so poetic the ghost he lost to was in the exact same situation he was, 4 wins, 0 prestige, day 11

[@abrainlet4469]

you fall like a boulder, i cover myself in oil and wait for it to rain, we are not the same.

[@william14able]

+2

[@I2ed3ye]

The Bazaar: "We have over four years of KZbin videos showcasing our passion project and the painstaking work by our in-house artists." Some Commenter: "This is just Backpack Battles with AI art."

[@TetrisChemist]

i know it's not my team or effort, but i was on a walk to the corner store when i saw that chatter make that comment live and it was so irritating

[@trissmordain]

I mean it was and still basically is an NFT game, but it does at least seem to have genuine art

[@igorsparvoli2393]

​@@trissmordainhow is it nft tho?

[@Cassandra_Steel]

​It isn't and you are talking out of your ass. Reynad mentioned this as a possible idea ONCE in a q&a and people basically spun an alternate reality where the bazaar is a blockchain nft nightmare. This blatant lying and defaming by self righteous, blood hungry morons is the reason they've significantly tuned back their community engagement. They have also clearly stated many times over that the bazaar will never have nfts. ​@@trissmordain

[@TetrisChemist]

@@trissmordain we're youtube chatters, we love talking out of our ass and spreading disinformation

[@mayjhor]

the much anticipated and foreshadowed ranked runs

[@kitspapp]

It was written in the prophecy

[@KaikiIsTaken]

Not all ships are painted red, educate yourself bro

[@felixsonofscouty]

he took the max health over the chocolate bars, is he doing ok?

[@felixsonofscouty]

ope, he went back to the chocolate later, all is right in the world

[@Flint7676]

The Dooley meta has turned me into the Joker.

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

Me being a legend on Pelago: Those who should know: 😨

[@jojPlays]

we're bazaar guys, of course we're mourning no stream today

[@suakeli]

Infinite haste loop beach ball got me pegged beyond all belief

[@markfarmer7534]

19:16 got me sooooo good

[@Seriousilly_]

Receive Benediction 🙌🗣️🗣️

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

priest mode i'm afraid

[@kibo8206]

​@@halfmettlealchemist8076+2

[@MrGuySenpai]

4:58 when I forget my persona and the sneople instincts take over, then I play it off like a vocal stim

[@Bossbabyfan2023]

BOW-SAAAR BOW-SAAAR moment

[@sam03137]

Oh lord entering Dooley territory with an awful start

[@DAN-fq6pt]

I asked for slay the spire videos for Christmas and Santa came and broke my kneecaps

[@Hoodiebud]

Vanessa every month: I paint my toilet red, but I don't use paint

[@nik-xyz]

merry christmas

[@Notlawk]

Merry Christmas buddy

[@jacobadderley2643]

Merry Christmas my man, Merry Christmas

[@DustyLizard85]

Merry Christmas!

[@thatoneguy4584]

My people believe in walking in straight lines…. BOOOOORRRIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG

[@swakner]

hate how he disregards the scaling on catfish. HE PASSED A GOLD CATFISH WITH A HASTE BUILD!!!! it scales so quick

[@radarhead82]

He just doesn't think beyond the initial number on a card I feel like, sometimes

[@theonlydkdreng]

@@radarhead82 The worst thing is, the initial numbers on catfish are still better than jellyfish

[@omniclast]

Let this be a lesson about dancing with the bronze jelly that brought you

[@Dschonathan]

Once everything right of the water wheel is set up for max multicast of the weather glass you do not touch these items ever again and you merely peruse shops because it is courteous to do so. Did your parents never teach you to dance with the one that brought you?

[@mercklemore]

Catfish was so much better than jellyfish for this run. Selling it and keeping the jelly early on was... a choice. But I was LOSING MY MIND at 43:45 when he passed on the gold catfish. Gold Catfish: Small aquatic poison friend with 6s cooldown that scales up poison damage quickly thanks to waterwheel VS Bronze Jelly: Small aquatic poison friend with 8s cooldown that does 1 damage forever, contributing nothing but a multicast for Weather Glass that catfish would have given anyway. It wouldn't have been the difference between winning and losing the last fight but there are matchups where it would've ended up out-poisoning the Weather Glass.

[@JateGuitar]

Shortly following 10 gold for less health

[@Funnyguy127]

Even the blowgun could've been good if he found a way to increase the damage a lot

[@user-db6ov7nn4x]

Wdyt about the powder keg at 34:43?

[@mercklemore]

and he is reaping all the benefits

[@kinfthaderp5045]

Wdyt about the sharkray at 29:50?

[@itsyaboi227]

Pro tip: I take the max health vendor if it shows up early, and take the regen option. 5 regen is really strong early and can swing you a few wins

[@hypno5690]

"He's burning the boats again" "Haha, but not the supply boats right just the transport.........not the supply boats right"

[@Holczi]

43:26 teenage me and friends watching American Pie

[@obsiosiris]

They're clamouring for clamera, and brother were gonna give it to em

[@donkeykong315]

The catfish skip crushed my spirit.

[@hatered6434]

44:21 My friends when they think I’m asleep at a college party

[@99xPotions]

The Bearded Vulture is a bird that's white that paints its feathers red but it doesn't use paint.

[@SkyblastGames]

32:00 might be the most emotion I've seen outta him

[@harryb12993]

Never thought I’d fight side by side with a boat. What about side by side with a red boat? Aye, I could do that.

[@EVE101Patt]

4:57 when somebody steals my golden ring and hides it in their dirty little pocketz

[@SurgeonOW]

18:49 is something I have never considered

[@spudbuddy6390]

You see that bazaar video? Watch it.

[@3thanguy7]

land legs make you predictable. you paint your shit red in straight lines

[@Ryan38475]

if 3% cd adds up then 90% more poison adds up even more NL :(

[@PetSlothOfJordan]

Young woman still paints her boat the old fashioned way

[@kabouterlui5935]

he paints his ship red, but he doesn't use paint, this young man applies his livery the old fashioned way

[@Ammvnition]

Best Bazaar video yet

[@LoFiFox.]

Just put the addiction in the bag lil bro. Also, merry christmas to the gamers 🎄

[@snerkus1165]

who up burning they boats on christmas morning

[@lukalissimo]

34:41 i was oozing for him to get the keg with the weather glass, man doesnt even look at it.... im transforming into a type A next full moon

[@lamkhan3306]

It'd be cool but realistically where he putting that

[@lukalissimo]

@ over the water wheel? he doesnt need it if his end game becomes the keg with crit

[@Sleaver132]

"our shit is gonna get rocked by WeedShrek" is a brand new sentence for sure

[@gergelyhalasz3225]

I paint my ship black, but I don't roll stones

[@molesrcoool]

Watching NL slowly lose his sanity to Dooley sweats is one of the major highlights of 2024 for me personally

[@davidstenow5055]

See that ship? Paint it.

[@amumuirl]

Dooley nations is punching the fuckin' air after this one.

[@lg6707]

That dooly win his neck was pumping like he just murdered the last hill climb

[@kylesmith827]

he danced with the line that burned the boat

[@bixdugan8300]

The ice cubes turned into crazy anti-dooley tech.

[@childhoodfriendsalwayswin]

We're red ship guys, of course we don't use paint

[@garrettpeterson5390]

Gorgeous pivot into the jaballian burn build

[@matthewmurphy6681]

I was so excited for that poison fish haste build when he finally made it priority only to get the same ol treb :(

[@gray007nl]

He doesn't run the treb for long, in case you stopped watching the video because of that.

[@matthewmurphy6681]

@@gray007nl i continued it was a fun video. i understand why he doesn't like poison builds though. the dooley has done too much psychological damage for him to even slightly align with it lol

[@whimsicalcollectionultimat9802]

This was so fun to watch 🎉🎉

[@kenswitz4358]

I've seen one or two NL badass animations and I hope this makes it into one of them 19:16

[@ladnavar]

For poison I always hope for the Corrosive Toxins skill, which lowers attack damage of enemy weapons every time you poison. It gives a lot of survivability ~

[@PapaTheJ]

weather glass, my beloved 🫶

[@Impurfektianz]

Just wanted to say I’m just a guy… but you inspired me to start a channel. See you at 1 million my guy. I appreciate you more than you know.

[@54fallout]

The trebuchet charges when you use weapons yet he puts out a 1 poison jellyfish out instead

[@andu1337]

It also charges when something is hasted and jellyfish gets hasted by adjacent aquatic items.

[@misterogers]

This start was the reason I don't play ranked. Decent recovery.

[@VirtualMarmalade]

ain't no way he picks chocolate bars over a weapon shop when we have none weapons asdfzgskdhskhsks

[@cl0k3]

We're weatherlight guys, of course we look for clamera in the shops.

[@DustyLizard85]

Thanks for the crumb of ranked, m'lord

[@RedFoxLevel101]

Fast beach ball on turn 1 makes me chuckle

[@ScoffMathews]

I saw a build like this once... Centuries ago!

[@antiskub]

Would've been so funny to see him take a Chum and immediately find out it doesn't get you a Piranha at game start.

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

I've come to hate Christmas because I'm pogless without new NL VoD's

[@garruden]

Water wheel with Catfish & Seaweed is kind of the minimum needed for a decent aquatic build

[@jonasaan]

This run was fkn hilarious to watch at the start

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

This run was unreal

[@drulli6]

that start was so cursed.

[@miracleman2323]

46:50 David After Dentist be like

[@franciscobernardo95]

3:40, not weeb shrek..

[@theluchakabuto5206]

He's going Lincoln mode I'm afraid

[@kaik168]

Finally, Bizarre Ranked mode

[@PlaceBotox]

Driving through Dooley Boulevard, when the Vanessa car blows a flat straight away. It's not looking good, fellas.

[@litapd311]

19:15 if you want to receive benediction

[@Torushin]

Damn, he just can't stop going for trebuchet/crow nest

[@lucas56sdd]

28:12 me on zillow at 4:30 AM

[@MadMadBomber]

You didn’t freeze any of the dualies items during that last fight. The skill and the Ice Cubes didn’t affect anything. I think you got robbed. I say that never having played the game and can totally admit I’m missing something and am totally wrong.

[@nanarledge8547]

they may have had the rapid thaw skill that reduces freeze times by 1 second

[@Chaosuser32]

This one had me pogged out of my gourd

[@jaimeechartea8232]

Thank you brother

[@Evan-bk5gv]

I went to the doctor today to get an xray. After it was done the doctor got back to me with a worried look on his face. He told me “all cannon and no ball”

[@punmaster8691]

dude i remember this guy straight having like 50k subs while i was watching binding of issac videos for DAYs with this dude talking about his life. im like 9 years older now lmao

[@Sheamu5]

43:45 why does he hate catfish

[@coolteen2025]

Travis Replacement Theory

[@siwone532]

43:31 why does he keep going for chocolate when he's offered a free health option that's better paying 10 gold for 150 health versus 275 for free??

[@dylanclarke2949]

i've received too much benediction... might have to get cast out of the holy land and do my own thing

[@Tachii31]

See that ranked? Play it.

[@CoL_Drake]

the fact that u get 1 free a day gives u enough gems for the other champs

[@dhyanalva4752]

We painted those Dooley mothafakas red real good on this one

[@johnh7216]

37:54 Heavens to Murgatroyd

[@takaroth]

didnt we see a clip of this match a week ago

[@markstacey7127]

I fought NL on ladder today, the multi cast lantern wrecked me.

[@johnzenc1984]

Ranked equals end of times?

[@TDunker4]

funnest shit i seen all year

[@mlserious4128]

What does Vanessa paint the ship with?????

[@jama655]

We are in NL's Christian arc hes been thanking God alot Amen!

[@michaelnelson401]

He's losing his mind

[@BoibiTheWeak]

My man is sleeping on chum bucket. You should try a piranha build, since you like crit so much.