He Seems Like Someone Who Might Have Done It - John Oliver On The J.D. Vance Couch Rumor

[@kevinr6930]

The reason we all believed it is because we all took one look at Vance and said to ourselves, "Makes sense."

[@ConceiveBelieveAchieveTarot]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tickytacky8078]

If you're forcing your wife to do anything, including vote for you, maybe the couch is the next viable option. VOTE.

[@Tomscomment]

My first reaction, too.

[@deansheets]

I think most Democrats and Republicans all agreed that vance x couch just makes sense lol.

[@WyvernYT]

Maybe he didn't, but we all know he might have.

[@CPine-eh1rj]

He didn’t need to shed tears ….. the venerability and conviction showed in his eyes and words so intensely. The raw emotion of the last many years seemed to break through the John Oliver persona and gift the viewers a glimpse of the true John Oliver. It moved me to tears! Thank you for that beautiful gift and I hope your words get through to the undecided.

[@AndyAcker]

Agreed. It truly was one of his clearest, most heartfelt convictions ever expressed on his show.

[@tiborosz1825]

Thanx..I needed a good vomit.

[@lucieciepka1031]

Seeing John Oliver outside of last week tonight is like eating a Bûche de Noël in March, like eating a birthday cake without anyone having a birthday. Like having an unconditional treat, we were good, but it wasn’t for a treat and yet we have one.

[@anthill1510]

This is so beautifully written and I totally agree.

[@sagebreeze]

I love this lol

[@sophielea6107]

Glorious to watch these two banter together 🥰✨✨

[@papabear2515]

Comedic geniuses!

[@anasynodis]

I just wanna watch Colbert and Oliver together all the time. It's pure happy for me.

[@AmateurHistorian999]

Colbert and Oliver may be the only people keeping me sane.

[@rebeccabryan117]

They have kept my faith in humanity alive the last few years. ❤

[@soulysephiroth]

I'd love an actual round table version of their Podcast.

[@yasuke1280]

And you’ll be able to next year when trump is your next president 😊

[@AmateurHistorian999]

@@rebeccabryan117 Today is November 7. Here's hoping they're both good for four more years ... at least.

[@thepadonthepondbythescum]

It was hard to figure out what John really felt on the subject for a moment there... "He never actually denied it!" with a smirk and a glint in his eye. It's why he wins the Emmys IMO.

[@thepadonthepondbythescum]

I must point out that "glint" is the masculine aggressive of "twinkle" in this case. Sometimes he has "Twinkle Eye" too. You know when!

[@NameRealperson]

Still haven't heard from the couch either...

[@johannesnicolaas]

The best of British humor and the best of American humor. Such a relief in these tense times.... JD Vance, mr. Couch with eyeliner. Such a comic favorite of mine... haha....

[@ConceiveBelieveAchieveTarot]

Maybelline 😂😂😂😂

[@DebbyQuigley]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@countinfinity776]

Actually, that is the worst of British humor(that's why he could never make it in Europe) and the worst of American humor(outdated boomer garabge)

[@Alex-js5lg]

Part 2 of 3 (of the interview)

[@lewis_base]

Thanks a lot, mate! I don't know why they can't post these in order or number them.

[@civil_fellow2985]

Thanks!

[@Saleca]

Thanks

[@djr3386]

Thanks Alex.

[@areyoufriendly]

I keep seeing tropic come up, and I NEVER have an issue. I paused this video at 04:21 to check out the comments, the cbs logo is there, the band is playing the break jingle, and in about 2 seconds after I unpause, the next chronological video will pop up for me to click on in the top right hand corner of my screen. I have premium, so maybe that’s it?

[@HarmoneaSinn]

I was watching the most recent episode of Last Week Tonight as second-monitor content and there was definitely a quaver in John's voice that yanked my attention hard to see if he was crying. I never saw tears, but he was more emotional than he has been about most things. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. Some of the most memorable moments on television are when comedians get serious.

[@ChibiHoshiDragon]

His voice sounds like it is quavering in this interview. So he just might be catching something. Maybe he stopped taking anti-allergy meds thinking ragweed season was done but the now lower but not zero content is getting to him.

[@paulajc88]

Love John Oliver- so sharp & witty, an international treasure 😀

[@SRowntree]

Vance can't prove he never inappropriately touched any furniture

[@mr.joshua6818]

I think we should all reserve judgement until we hear from the couch.

[@herstoryswitness]

I don't agree that he never did it. Where's the proof?😂

[@mauracassidy1762]

I HEARD HE WAS TWO TIMING HER WITH THE LOVE SEAT ! 😂 ASK WOODY THE TALLBOY !

[@HelHathNoFury1111]

Love John Oliver. 😂

[@frankthorne11]

We love you John.

[@melissadianep1981]

NUMBER THESE INTERVIEWS!!!! We all have asked for it. It is very frustrating without them.

[@christinemella2688]

If you open up the Episode, all of the videos are in order.

[@lynnshire7577]

@@christinemella2688what sort do you use? I can’t figure out which one works-earliest published?

[@chrisarcher1146]

Stephen: “Why do you think he hates you?” John: *Gives a long, thoughtful response* Me: “He jelly”

[@snausages43]

I was pretty confused because I read that headline about him crying, but when I watched the segment he was right, he didn’t.

[@ecamp6360]

He came close.

[@laalaa99stl]

Moments of genuine levity come few and far between. Relish them as and how you can.

[@felicialightfoot2380]

"It's all mirrors in here, reflecting back out." John Oliver

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Oliver never disappoints

[@filipohman7277]

Bye, Bye John😅

[@jbwilliams1564]

There is a certain cadence in John’s voice during this. It’s like he’s short of breath and that makes it seem like he is about to cry.

[@MrSunshanmu]

They called the campaign office hahahaha

[@GR46404]

John Oliver has bigly greatened America!

[@Anonymouse428]

I didn’t know it was possible for me to be more attracted to John Oliver and then I found out Elon Musk hates him . ..

[@tomholroyd7519]

4:15 it's the lower air pressure, nothing to be alarmed about

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Gotta love Oliver man,

[@RB-oc7ti]

Why? He is annoyingly smug and a name caller. He is part of the reason why Americans are so divided. Demonizing people who don’t think like you creates a divide that cannot be bridged. Oh well… he’s laughing to the bank.

[@parkerbond9400]

A couple years ago there was a study of how educated you were about current events, etc. based on where you got your news from. (You could select as many or as few as you wanted) Last Week Tonight viewers were the best, and people who listed Twitter were the least educated.

[@libbypowell5950]

Would love to see this if you can find the link!

[@laalaa99stl]

Musk is wayyy out of his league if he's beefing with John. 😁

[@graceantonio3573]

😂😂😂

[@potsomelawyer3034]

John is a terror. He will slice down to many this pretentious overachiever who has obliterated the naysayers, And yet John Oliver , who conveniently switches to a comedian if confronted , is the league champion

[@waywardmind]

Yup. Elon couldn't come out on top of a beef with a jar of rusty nails let alone the indefatigable John Oliver.

[@victorpradha9946]

Musk has family money and brilliant engineers. Musk himself struggles to be consistently intelligent.

[@namvet1968]

Yep!

[@dieknakkermetdathaar]

That Elon bit was just too good. And spot on

[@jayczzzya]

So true. No matter how many memes he shares or kitchen sinks he carries into a company he is about to destroy he will never be funny. Musk has zero aura

[@FDR_progressive_liberal]

Well. I did it. I voted for Harris/Walz. I know they won't win Mississippi but I did it anyway.

[@ItsBAndBees]

Same in TN. Felt like a useless gesture and o wasn’t surprised this morning… gonna go watch Blades of Glory now

[@jenniferreid5429]

John, you teared up, and it truly made you an American, and when you did...I did too. Just own it man.

[@MrPolkaParty]

think John Oliver is fantastic

[@GC-bm8nl]

J.D. Vance never flipped positions with his couch. Unlike when he called Tump an American Hitler.

[@WilliesGarden]

This is great! Since I left shitter when Leon bought it because I felt complicit in Leon's crimes by just having an account, I had no idea of a hillbilly feud between Leon and Oliver. Can't wait to dive into this 💯

[@purplemascara99]

Blades of Glory such an underrated Will Farrell movie

[@mikemorton954]

Any chance you could load these in order next time? Pretty please. Its just like queuing, ask John if you need advice. 😊

[@Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y]

2:24 to 3:07 - Devastating. When a comedian sums you up in 40 seconds.

[@elly3359]

Man can John Oliver roast

[@areyoufriendly]

I’d do anything to have been in the room when that call to JD’s campaign took place.

[@slyasleep]

„I‘d rather not, but I think you‘re gonna do it.“ What the couch said to J.D. 😏

[@lpquagmire3621]

They'll never need to deny anything again.

[@selcouth86]

4:14 "I'd rather not but I think you're gonna do it." If J.D. Vance's couch was sentient.

[@rafaelthomas4174]

I've heard that Shady Vance did admit to having "sectional" intercourse with a couch in the first edition, chapter 11 of his book Hillbilly Elegy. Now IF you can find a first edition please confirm.

[@Dane-ish]

This brings me joy in this dark time

[@HB-ct2nv]

need these two to get together more often. what a joy this was

[@danielj4587]

All I know is I wouldn't leave him alone with my couch.

[@tombesson7293]

J.D. Vance walks into a furniture store, and asks to see a sexual couch."Don't you mean a sectional couch?", says the sales rep. "No, a sexual couch", says J.D.. "My decorator says I need one for an occasional piece."

[@roaba3581]

And now you have something in common with Elon. Awesome

[@laurazielinski2437]

😂😂😂😂

[@kellyroper5256]

He still hasn't fully denied it.

[@johnniewaiker6203]

That moment he said he didn't like the commercial break but they going to do it anyway cracked me up.

[@NewMessage]

Even the couch won't vote for him.

[@ConceiveBelieveAchieveTarot]

We belive it 😂😂😂😂😂what a couch potatoe!😂😂😂😂😂

[@lyds2232]

Hi, this is insanely random, but while watching this video i found out i got accepted to one of my top schools!! thank you oliver and colbert for being there, you’re very appreciated!!

[@girrl88]

That's awesome!! I'm really happy for you

[@lyds2232]

@@girrl88 thank you!!

[@Donna-nu8ul]

Congratulations! That's excellent news!

[@Simo-hw1pl]

So long, and thanks for all the fish (I mean the sanity and laughs)!🐬

[@raipa111]

1:28 Damn JD's lawyers must have been working hard on this. You can tell they have to say this. Seth Meyers did it as well. No matter how they bring it up, they have to end the passage saying that JD Vance did not bang a couch. But the way they still keep bringing it up and even explain that the legal efforts mean nothing in the aftermath of the rumor is gloroius. 🛋️

[@TheKrawallkurt]

I loved his beef with Adam Driver^^

[@tennisace40]

John Oliver and Stephen Colbert. Two king size fools.

[@TheCebulon]

@ColbertLateShow PLEASE number the videos of a guest.🙏

[@cptgulliver]

There was an NPR episode about how people cry on planes watching the dumbest movies

[@MrDumpitout]

John holds back tears and chuckles while describing Musk as wanting to be funny, this is hilarious.

[@peytongonavy]

I empathize with John on the weird cry schedule. I wish I cried more often, 'cause it'd be good for my eyes, good for my soul. But I only ever cry when a loved one dies, when a videogame character dies, when I see a really well-made trailer for anything, or if I feel unfairly treated. National tragedies, deaths of people I know that aren't immediate family, most kinds of bad news won't make me cry, but I'm grateful for the times they do. Cried more often when I was younger, duh.

[@simonagree4070]

Oliver's analysis of humor and Musk is spot on, and it applies to the entire Republican Party. They have no funny, and they are intensely jealous of those who do.

[@thursdaysdaughter]

Stephen, Oliver is British. He didn’t cry.

[@operaanna]

The strangest movie I ever cried at is Dodgeball... I've never told anyone but I feel like I can now 😂😂😂

[@AWSVids]

0:03 John is still thinking about that hard cut from his 2015 self to his current self from the previous segment.

[@DylanOfSicily]

“I’d rather not but I think you’re gonna do it” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Yurfish]

Is it just me or is the laugh track just off the fucking walls with this one?

[@jimjam3270]

I love blades of glory❤❤❤ I feel seen knowing he cried as well

[@Weemadaggie]

Gods, I love john Oliver so much. Like platonically, calm down John!

[@coltaine503]

So when Vance goes downstairs to his dungeon its equipped with a studded leather couch?

[@suzannel7168]

❤

[@evanbell]

"I'd rather not, but I think you're gonna do it" is such a DEEPLY British response

[@GuttersMN]

We all knew it wasn't actually true, but we all thought "yeah- that tracks"

[@pandoraeeris7860]

He did it.

[@Ryuujinv01]

Lots of people are saying he did it.

[@Omni0404]

I paused the Tim Walz interview to watch this. That's probably why America is in such a bad spot right now 😅

[@lashendawest7509]

Good morning stephen colbert fans

[@jordantaylor4390]

Hide your couch, Hide your wife

[@AndyAcker]

Blades of Glory. Omg. That's really funny.

[@jimm2297]

Silence from these clowns recently.

[@tommanning3766]

So ... the how-to manual about "Romancing Furniture" was Not written by Vance? I was going to give it as Christmas presents this year. Damn. 😕

[@sportysp]

Colbert seems unusually tense. Let’s hope for a victory for Harris and that laughter can return to his face again

[@johndoe248]

Leon doesn't like john because little leon can't stand to have someone ridicule him....

[@bramblerose42]

3:50 This is an actual phenomenon! Someone on NPR did a story on it a few weeks ago, trying to uncover why watching movies on planes makes you weepy but watching the same movies on the ground doesn't. There's a PhD in there somewhere if you're looking for one! 😆

[@JobobJones-u5q]

He's to hoping that Vance fades away into the couch of history after the results are in for today's election

[@RobertThomson-y4m]

As a Brit i cant remember much of this bloke. But you yanks can keep him. He's a one trick pony that mistakes sarcasm for humour.

[@ayelemensah8816]

I also watched Blades of glory on a plane and I get it. Somehow it’s a moving experience !

[@Forriedude]

JD took Chapelle a little too seriously when he said "fuck yo couch!"

[@snowytyler3793]

😂😂😂

[@GoJess21]

We can go back to caring zero shits about Trump once Trump has paid for his crimes and not until then

[@kyReeElainProhm]

Doesn’t matter. Shay D Vance is creepy enough to believe that this sexual assault on a couch is probable

[@DaveLugo79]

Great, now I want to watch Blades of Glory.

[@meekz710]

Are you sure the rumor isnt that he will become VP? Oh wait thats not a rumor...

[@Ani-rq7wv]

I don’t think I realized just how grey John’s hair has gotten. It’s practically silver! Looks amazing on him

[@roypiltdown5083]

let's all remember what mr vance said when asked about the pet-eating rumors in Ohio: "i believe my constituents more than i believe the corrupt media" - by that logic, when my friends say "he f@cked the couch" and the corrupt media says "he didnt f@ck the couch", i've got to go with what my friends are telling me.

[@eileendunn2130]

J.D. Vance is totally weird enough that he'd do a couch. So plausible. Just sayin'.

[@Amanda2336]

I'm watching Steve Colbert. Watching John Oliver. I'm watching combination Steve Colbert/John Oliver.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Big Mouth..😂😂 Jay 2:45

[@MarvinG88]

Why are the guest portions always uploaded out of order?

[@ace89min]

I love Blades of Glory!

[@tecpaocelotl]

Also, jd hasn't denied that he likes dolphins if you know what I mean.

[@cactusmomma]

JD Vance may be boinking a couch, but Todd Rokita microwaves tilapia in the office.

[@grheeinhawaii]

Part 2 of 3

[@DarylBark]

Oh he definitely did it! But it wasn't a couch, it was a Bean Bag.

[@laurazielinski2437]

Bean bang?

[@DarylBark]

@@laurazielinski2437 I see what you did there

[@Frreak0zoid]

The Musk description is just spot on