He Thought Doki Was Doing an Onlyfans

[@bxtz9800]

I dunno what's worse. Asking your friend's friend if they do Only Fans or asking if they're still with Peter.

[@InnocentC0]

Do Only Fans with Peter

[@Kofhiliphus]

Maybe the appropriate response is "He is still beside me, playing warcraft."

[@roxrequiem2935]

Onlyfans is easier to explain than whatever the f*ck our niche is when explaining to normies.

[@blackhammer5035]

What do you do? “I go on the internet and pretend to be an anime girl with an ostrich neck.”

[@apolloisnotashirt]

"So normal streaming except I have an anime avatar on top of my face instead of... well my face. This is essentially called VTubing, its a sort of Virtual KZbinr where my whole character or persona is just... well... virtual. One can ask 'isnt it disingenuous?' and the answer to that is yes and no, there's a saying that when a person wears a mask only then can they show their true self. Which leads to the main part of VTubing, those that are affiliated with companies. These companies are generally in charge of their advertisings, merch, and other business related stuff. And if you dive further in, these VTubers begin to fall into the category of Idols of which they sing, act, and dance on stage in front of a huge crowd of people. Don't ask, just vibe and have fun. On the other side we also have Indies, these are basically independent VTubers who may either act like normal streamers, or try to follow through with the Idol schtick on their own, making their own songs, organizing their own booths in conventions, and creating their own concerts for their fans. This is the most basic explanation and if you want to know more... well just fall into the rabbit hole."

[@cordenhuman]

I feel like you could just say that you're a streamer, most young men will know what a streamer is, and then if they ask more than that you can just say you'd prefer to not talk about it

[@proxy90909]

​@@blackhammer5035I dont think a normie would be "ok" It'd be like "a what?... Ostrich? Do you like wear a suit then?"

[@roxrequiem2935]

@corden826 the thing with that is if you don't answer they think you're an E-girl (or stream on other sites) and when you do answer that you play games they look at the (expensive rig) and ask what the streamer name is (assuming that the streamer must be big to afford good things, in this case, expensive place and expensive PC)

[@TheSillyPepper]

"its not onlyfans" sounds like something someone on onlyfans would say.

[@oshiso750]

I mean I can imagine a really beautiful oshi irl now

[@Denamic]

As the go-to guy for sudden manual labor needs, it is NEVER "just" anything. It is always, always, ALWAYS significantly more work than advertised.

[@jomujomu7513]

Yeah, same. Helped a couple of friends with some “minor” moves and it’s always like an apartment full of stuff. At least it was always other guys asking, so they helped. I’m glad Doki payed him, otherwise it would be totally not cool even if she is a girl lol.

[@vroomvroomLC]

If only Doki wouldn't say *NDA* he thought of something else

[@zephshoir]

Some years ago certain cosplayer that has nothing to do with Vtubers made the controversial decision of creating an OnlyFans but what she linked instead was just a Rickroll. I never clicked the link, so I spent months thinking she really had an OF. 😅

[@leventhumps3861]

“That’s something someone that does Onlyfans would say…” *He definitely thinks she does Onlyfans.

[@avalartandru7604]

Imagine how that guy is trying to find Doki amongst onlyfans models right now.

[@intenseavarice34]

Like looking for a needle in the wrong haystack...

[@Beerbottles123]

...And somehow end up coming across Projekt Melody instead.

[@Xick]

​@@Beerbottles123"Did you know there are streamers who pretend to be anime girls?"

[@ayoitsaya]

if someone asks why you have more than 1 monitor and you can't tell why, you are a video editor or programmer. no one questions it afterwords and having an NDA for it isn't a stretch

[@Kenionatus]

The ring light light, camera and mic stand might be a bit difficult to explain with that. (At least I think vtubers need good lighting for the tracking)

[@ayoitsaya]

@@Kenionatus high quality zoom/teams/discord calls

[@NeuronActivation]

This is like the most difficult task a vtuber has to do, explain their job to someone. Doki should have just told him that shes a tomato entertainer on the internet

[@Yeshuah6]

Its a very common job they will understand

[@CybersteelEx]

Idk I feel like mine is harder since it's restricted as I work as q

[@WhaleCostume]

I'm honestly surprised she hasn't come up with a presctripted story of what to say whenever someone asks what she does. She could say she's an event planner and it wouldn't be a lie lol.

[@LonesomeDevil]

"Tomato entertainer" actually makes it sound like she's trying to create entertainment for tomatoes. And I'm not even sure if that actually makes it worse than the truth or not, tbh.

[@balargus319]

My guess is that the reason for being so vague about what she does is really a matter of keeping the irl and virtual identities as separate as possible.

[@lanibentz9976]

I mean to be fair at least he thought she was attractive enough to make it as an only fans model

[@reytunezbz]

Funnily enough, deep down... He probably still thinks it is only fans. XD

[@ZZ-ht6uy]

Little did he know he was working for a tomato

[@Cracozyabra]

Video Editing is probably the best answer, especially since I think she can probably do that to some degree and also explains NDAs

[@filmboy422]

Damn, who would've thought lol

[@FrarmerFrank]

Well, Doki is cute IRL so I can see why he might ask 😹

[@darrylferguson3622]

As someone that has helped a friend move, always assume the work will be 3x what they say it is and take at least twice as long

[@nightcorelucario2218]

If Doki opened an Onlyfans, I'd buy in but only if it tomato pics

[@myfirsttea]

Bro wanted to Subscribe.

[@MattFinnerty-r5g]

The fact he asked that means he thinks that Doki is pretty enough to have a successful onlyfans account So in a weird way he complemented her lol

[@zaiwex]

If he says onlyfans to Doki, she must be pretty irl.

[@1UpEXP]

Especially with the implication from actually making stacks of paper off OF

[@StardustSynchron]

0:44 Every single god damn time lol. It’s never simple when a friend calls you to help move a couch or single furniture 😅

[@FBernkastel]

If I had a nickel for every time vtuber is mistaken for onlyfans worker, I would be mistaken myself because of wealth

[@chinesemassproduction]

If you needed proof she is pretty...

[@adyans7102]

to be honest i would have thought same because there are less big vtubers than OF girls

[@razier5299]

And most big VTubers are doing content like that anyway

[@MammalianCreature]

@@razier5299 Aren't most big Vtubers attached to companies or just straight up camera shy?

[@flashpone7910]

@@razier5299 "Most"? There's only, like, Mel. lmao

[@crumpets8266]

​@@flashpone7910 el as well but hers is slightly different

[@makotoamamiya2442]

​@@flashpone7910Mel, El, Cotton, fefe, vexoria, saruei

[@drvectron]

He probably refers to her as "the onlyfans friend" if ever he talks to doki's friend about her lol

[@livecarsonreaction]

I've only ever helped close friends move, and only in exchange for either them shouting a big meal or some other equal favor. One time, I was asked to help my roommate's girlfriend's sister move apartments. I quoted them an hourly rate.

[@matiaspereyra9392]

He caught on that she wasn't on an NDA and just didn't want to say what it was so he thought "ok maybe it's something sexual since people are usually squeamish about that stuff"

[@tezeroth4905]

I would take it as a compliment that he thinks im hot enough to make a lot of money on OF

[@Trauson]

I mean is kind of normal now that people barely see is a career option to be an onlyfans creator xd

[@blackeye5181]

fock now I have Mandela effect on Doki's eyes having different colors

[@apkphantom2122]

They can be, she has a toggle

[@marcuscyl6653]

Lmao thats one hell of an escalation

[@InvaderMedia420]

Anyone else think this is going to make the R 34 artist go crazy because I have a feeling it will

[@NavyNichts_]

Bruh

[@InvaderMedia420]

@@NavyNichts_ why they turned anything into rule 34

[@omrmajeed]

Only Birbs

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

Be mad funny if he was a Dokibird fan or just a vtuber viewer in general

[@CarlosAlbertoGarcíaJiménez]

... This feels a little bit like a flex, like she is pretty enough to insinuate she does onlyfans.

[@plushiepenguin]

RIP Dokibird

[@halfbee7886]

What is crazy is the fact that people nowadays would ask something like that casually as if it’s an appropriate thing. Dude, if someone refuses to answer your question about whatever job they’re doing, you should probably just stop asking further right then and there.

[@retelefe]

I guess you can't just say "streamer/vtuber" because that could lead to potential doxing if you let someone know where you live&your identity

[@TKT_COMMUNITY]

Exacto 👌👌

[@th3TwistedLight]

I mean, a lot of people would pay for that

[@s1os2s3]

I mean, anything is better than revealing that you are a Vtuber when the primary purpose is to hide your identity. Even OF.

[@broku7790]

NDA but ITS NOT ONLYFANS!

[@mahpell7173]

OnlyDragoons moment

[@TKT_COMMUNITY]

Real ❤

[@Spoopball]

Lewdtuber

[@DonoKazper]

Honestly, to some degree, she could take that as a compliment, as he could be saying that she is cute or attractive by asking that😅

[@Ein0r10]

No, actually it's fansly. :>

[@Samueldesjarlais]

I bet it was Peter

[@cww2490]

I never get why Vtubers make answering that question so difficult. Don't be vague and don't say NDA as that makes people curious. Also don't say something that would make them want to hire you.

[@AO968]

At least she should come up with a better excuse, or make up a more specific lie, like pretending she works for a company and that telling him about it threatens her job.

[@jomujomu7513]

Well, it’s one thing if she doesn’t have a lot of money, but your job suddenly becomes more interesting to people if they know you’re wealthy. If she says for a company, people will ask what kind of work and why it makes so much? If she says KZbin, streaming or video production, they’ll ask what channel and or what kind of videos. Same deal if she says voice acting, animation, art or playing video games, people will ask for examples or proof. She just has to tell them she can lose her job, if she says what she does.

[@proxy90909]

Someone else commented on here a really good excuse "video editing + NDA" that way its like "I cant tell you who I edit and you shouldnt look for my voice cause it aint my videos" but its also reasonable to need 3 monitors

[@LonesomeDevil]

​@@jomujomu7513 People don't seem to realize that saying "I can't tell you what I do" makes it sound like you're doing something illegal in Canada. The mind of most Canadian normies doesn't immediately jump towards NDA when you say that, so... unless she wanted to run the risk of getting investigated, it was better to state she was under NDA.

[@RosuVT]

OnlyBird

[@Nev1812]

What's funnier it was genuine question, Not an insult😅😂

[@Serges6578]

LOL

[@asdf2098]

Doki Onlyfans when? I will subscribe so hard and so fast.

[@danieldutoit2187]

Shake my hand. We are brothers.

[@NavyNichts_]

Bruh

[@Aura_Broz]

I'd only subscribe if its candid pictures of D.A.D chillin, and only D.A.D

[@OrbObserver]

Look all I'm saying is if you know an attractive young woman who doesn't have a job but always has money they're getting that money from somewhere.

[@proxy90909]

Aparently from randos on the internet and videogame companies who think she funny AF lol

[@villahermosasebastian8794]

Why does doki have nda? Isn't she indie?

[@JoshuaPAMployee]

I mean we are fans and only fans do watch Doki. More like OnlyDragoons TBH! 😂

[@proxy90909]

Dude on this context OnlyDragoons sounds sooo bad, like tangentially associated to Dragons of the lt good variety bad

[@clumsydrawer]

she could've just said "youtube" but if she does this clip wouldn't exist so thanks doki 👍

[@NaoNakashima]

"Oh, what is your channel name?"

[@doksfrommars]

Just say you are a streamer lol. And dont give out your name. Ez pz.

[@svarog_bot]

Soooo... did they do it?

[@Xick]

Are-you-still-with-Peter-face.

[@adam-bf8li]

Maybe it's just a different culture but for me asking someone if they're doing OnlyFans is hella rude. He might as well ask if she does online porn. I don't know, maybe I'm just old. I;m ooooldddddd! D':

[@AsterWi]

maybe still salty he got scammed with the “its just a table and chair” xDD

[@Gambit_gamble]

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