This Suuucks - The Headgum Podcast - 87

[@KeanuB]

Thanks for uploading Marika!

[@Headgum]

you’re welcome!!

[@jakefeeney3572]

@@Headgum Dry Ice Bucket Challenge was the best Marika

[@guydude5926]

This podcast has made fridays feel like a Monday. Just dreading the night before… my soul yearns to leave my body as I torture it with viewing this monstrosity for an hour. Anyways, see ya next week 😎✌🏻

[@WonderlandCrafting07]

national treasure marika “on the sax” brownlee continues to be the only shining light on the pod

[@SirTatManTat]

I'm tryna break down why she works so well but I really can't figure it out. She's very good at playing the straight person though so that works comedically at least.

[@Reecef266]

@@SirTatManTat Easy, she's the Bouba

[@Adam-sb2pm]

I fast forward through this podcast and only watch the adverts, in the hope that Geoff becomes wealthy enough to stop making this.

[@wouzzee7197]

The video version of this podcast has comedy in seeing the reactions and expressions of the hosts, but the audio version has comedy in the pauses and silences where you aren't quite sure if your podcast player has stopped working.

[@iblame_nargles]

Haven't watched/listened to them in a while but Dynamic Banter has the exact same thing and it never got old

[@Headgum]

🎺🎺🎺

[@minartson]

Yeah everytime they make those pauses that last for few seconds I always think if my BT cut out or am I about to get a call. I listen to Podcasts everyday as a long range courier so I get a lot of these.

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

It makes it even more fun when listening whilst working to imagine their incredulous/blank and empty faces during the long pauses. There once was a glitched pause that I didn’t catch for almost 30 seconds because it felt so appropriate to the moment

[@anthony7960]

Every time I start to feel bad for Jeff, he spews his poison bile and I fret no more.

[@prestonpope]

Amir’s visible recoil when Geoffrey plays “damn Daniel” is always funny

[@edwardwilliamson1]

after this podcast i'm all bricked up

[@yklex7596]

This is the greatest podcast in the world

[@122gogreen]

I see this upload every Friday and watch it post-haste. Like, this starts my weekends. And for what?

[@rachel-lo6ty]

i love that billy has a pencil in his hand ready to go the whole time

[@laff2024]

A phantom Avital opens Amir’s door at 25:31

[@michelphilippe193]

I can't tell if Geoff is doing a bit every week or just needs therapy. Not trying to insult or anything, just an observation. Either way, I'm laughing a lot.

[@ravenkliff]

It's definitely both

[@atticus6572]

He's actively in therapy.

[@zac7111]

Famously so

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

He doesn’t need therapy he’s on RAYA

[@laurastall4419]

you know it's gonna be good when a) Billy Scafuri is on, and b) he starts with "why are you being a crybaby?"

[@IrishtankRs]

It looks like the only barrier to entry for this podcast is having a Dad born in January so ’m going to make sure all my children are born in January so that their children will be on the podcast in 60 years

[@LLsunflower]

Every week, the new episodes of this podcast uplift me and help me get through my week. When i see that even a dullard like Geoff can host a podcast, it reminds me that I can do anything I set my mind to.

[@donotworried]

Surely this is the end of the world that the Mayan Calendar foretold

[@TheSuperHeroFanatic]

There are some days where I feel like I'm doing ok. Fridays are not those days because of well...THIS!

[@Sarah-vr2jq]

this podcast is the Theranos of the headgum network. or worse, it is the headgum podcast of podcasts

[@colind1637]

Theranos is the headgum podcast of blood

[@SarcasticPersona]

I gotta agree with Marika. This podcast is a pyramid of sorts. Scam or otherwise. I'm, for lack of a better term, in debt because of this podcast and I keep coming back for more of the good stuff.

[@atticus6572]

A pyramid of sorts; rather, a pyramid of jorts.

[@manasavachat5101]

This is the best podcast to listen to on mute

[@Fellturtle]

a podcast on mute for this hour-long commute makes the ladies say "damn, he cute"

[@srinialt4518]

​@@Fellturtle I FUCKED AN EXHAUST PIPE.......... ON A BUS-RIDE TO SEA-WORLD

[@sparpie]

@@Fellturtle I gave my pen pal a blumpkin, at a Brookstone going out of business sale

[@tayo_95]

Geoff slowly being humiliated and his comedy being deconstructed on his own show is neither fair nor good. Apologise to yourselves.

[@srinialt4518]

Stop, just enough of this.

[@Sunroc]

Where do they get the where with gall to post this slop?

[@srinialt4518]

@@Sunroc They don't have the balls, the gall, or anything at all to stop posting this this this this this this poison.

[@atticus6572]

I can't fathom strip solitaire on an ATM machine.

[@colind1637]

This podcast has put a hex on me, a spell of sorts

[@chairmanMeovw]

A charm of jorts!

[@nutmaster652]

this is so exhausting to listen to. I got to the first question of Cartier or Arbor Day and I paused it & needed to take a nap. this drains me.

[@nutmaster652]

Marika doing the Notes app gag jolted me back awake. THAT’s that funny shit that I tune in for. THAT’s that fucking magic shit

[@sfrexer5885]

this podcast is refreshing because there is way too much fake over the top positivity and yes-and-ing in comedy podcasts. Now, that does naught but fill me with ennui. This podcast subverts the so-called rules of comedy; while other podcasts have strangers pretend to be best friends, the HG pod has friends pretend to hate each other. We needed this. To heal.

[@Jytube231]

Extremely underrated comment.

[@L33tSoulja]

this show proves that content is NOT king

[@arjunholmie]

5:27 Correctanundo! The Olintics! 9:00 You have a friend named Sale?

[@yklex7596]

Can I come on one if the episodes

[@iblame_nargles]

I don't see why not

[@yklex7596]

@@iblame_nargles it would make my year

[@FDLHtv]

I recommend the audio version of this podcast. You don't have to endure Geoff's visual, for lack of a better term, GAGS. He should be encouraged to mute himself more often.

[@arkmaphar]

This is a miasma. Absolutely an ineffective use of the technology

[@tylergee3043]

The Headgum podcast or as i call it, manufactured hostility

[@Th3Marchioness]

Geoff during the podcast: Incompetent, bored, inattentive Goeff during the ads: I use this product, and look at me! Sort of makes me think the advertisers don't watch the podcast, or they might ask Marika to do it XD

[@blurbenfurgen]

My favourite part of the podcast is when when Marika yells at Geoff

[@blushingfrieza]

44:32

[@stevenbrown508]

Here I am again, hoping - nay, dreaming - of a world where I don't turn up on Friday to watch this, yet here I am.

[@brettmyers8338]

I generally really love Billy and feel like he’s aggressively likable, but on this ep it really felt like he was on a high dose of adderall or something. Either that, or the guy just feels way more in his element alongside his best bud on The No Joke Podcast, which is very cute and wholesome.

[@mickeynotmouse]

This episode reminded me of Janette Mccurdys entire body of directorial work

[@Geigez]

Explain this to me like I’m 5; How do you play “strip solitaire on an atm machine” ?

[@davidpugh5826]

@7:11 Into the belt LOOP?!?!

[@JasonTheKnighthog]

I’m hurting. This podcast has made me feel hurt. :(

[@donotworried]

How does Geoff get these NYT op ed featured giants???

[@srinialt4518]

Famous director, quad-sack turnboy, or Quentin Tarantino in layman's terms, once said, "The only thing in film more important than pacing is speed"; in that regard, this podcast is a failure in a way.......... in a hat............ in a rice........ with a side of sauce.

[@climbitclimate]

and don’t forget the sAaaaauuUcee

[@epoillaKory]

on the day, as it were

[@Spewgo]

"All Bryk'd" up could have been a perfect segment.

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

15:01 he did this at 4:20 exactly. Beautiful, honestly

[@Rocketmanrun]

Geoff is so narcissistic but it's hilarious

[@80lemon80]

How is this the first episode with this title

[@GregTurismo]

Marika saying this podcast is technically a scam is the funniest I’ve ever laughed at her joke 😂

[@kuwabara3226]

the core four

[@flipdiesel9652]

Why is Billy in my grandma’s house/room?

[@vulcan4705]

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

[@yklex7596]

I would LOVE to come on this would make my year , I will comment on every upload until I do

[@scammann30]

Geoff finally (BARELY) made an episode that could receive ad revenue and they put an ad in every 5 minutes. How is this fair to me?

[@k.m.7533]

It really shouldn't be all against Geoff. Jake makes it more fair I feel. He needs a friend or at least a nonfiend.

[@blushingfrieza]

Billy always makes it too pointed

[@BrydonCrain]

I’m gonna leave a Buckets-related comment just so I don’t feel like my time has been completely wasted: I love the pod but you guys should talk about the Raptors more. They’re young and exciting and they’re all 6’8.

[@crapatoa]

So solid ep

[@incog.nyto.]

This is...... not.

[@micahbutonline]

F*ck how did I get here again.

[@JamScamly]

tried to hang myself w/ a Nerds Rope after this pod but just ended up sticky-necked & dismayed = /

[@dctaylor480]

Marika is too cute for this-this-this-this POISON

[@Twistatron]

Cool "Podcast" Geoffrey.

[@MrBallofa]

Billy's got a vendetta against this podcast and is doing anything in his power to take geoff down, Take BACK the pod Geoff we need our humble dictator

[@ExtremeUltimo]

Thumbnail of the year

[@ackbaa9093]

Get ready for Febrewery

[@nora_adora]

Amir's"Fungi" joke was cool

[@martinser1]

Lmao Geoff's ankles are actually THIN

[@mikew6644]

“Everyone is more important than you. And your attitude is poor.” 😂😂😂

[@MichaelDermotMusic]

Awesome episode. Way too many ads though, right?

[@Bendoverstoke]

One of those was Billy's fault, to be fair.

[@MichaelDermotMusic]

@@Bendoverstoke more like “to be nair.” As in, “I’m gonna nair this kid.” And that kid? Billy.

[@BriceBeak]

Op ka bump fa solid

[@eriklf48]

Isn't Arthur Ave in the Bronx?

[@smashino]

I had my hopes up after the last one. I shouldn't have...

[@pinkycheeks]

amir there is a ghost in your home!!!

[@moonliterature]

Amirs talking about “look at me I’m Sandra dee”, idk what Geoff is talking about in general

[@jomoslomo72]

How about next week Geoff just doesn’t show up?

[@jeremywickman7330]

geoff your lighting makes you look like you have a constantly moving hair part

[@FPL_Louis]

This was simultaneously the best and the worst thing I've heard so far this year.

[@Thickolas]

I gotta see this toast

[@msrpmusic303]

I love Marika

[@oreooreo101]

Here’s what I’ll say: I’ve never felt more disrespected.

[@lundimakes]

Billy ate a Paula Abdul Puzzle? Must have come out looking like mc SKAT Kat. I am not proud of this.

[@juventusfcrules]

This was... not

[@lassehegaard]

you should do a freestyle rap segment and rhyme words with other words, and this sucks

[@TheForestFamily]

I hope Geoff knows that Marika is 2 cool for him

[@Mariah0810]

Are you still looking for a real host? My resume includes a public speaking class. I gave speeches on competitve pokemon and lucid dreaming. Let know what else you need for qualifications.

[@zahinchowdhury5596]

this show gave me depression

[@captainautobots]

27:09 "In 1547-"

[@captainautobots]

21:05 ad ends

[@captainautobots]

6:22 🎶 _I'm all bricked up!_ 🎶

[@samuelsandoval167]

I hate that u kill the vibe so thoroughly that I go from a smiling viewer to a bothered, unsatisfied viewer by the end of it all. Billy is a goat 🐐 with a grey goatee to match and you ruined the novelty of his presence with boring game #1000. Geoff you gotta TRY. I went to a #1 school too (Berkeley cuz it matters), the school doesn’t make you good Geoff EFFORT does. I could do your job better than you, you don’t realize how special an opportunity you have. Good morning everyone ☀️

[@Josh-st6pu]

Billy is…..not

[@dclarkmusic]

Holy shit my parents were married on 9/11 too!

[@bsmjth]

My favorite parts are the ads.

[@sohlman912321]

I feel like this show has given me Stockholm Syndrome

[@dansmith8866]

really?

[@GregTurismo]

I like wordle

[@captainautobots]

31:47 ad 2 ends

[@PopcornColonelx]

Billy's Cartier vs Cardi B was very, very cherry

[@Fauxry]

Meh, wouldn’t be too disappointed if billy never comes on the show again

[@sam9974]

why does Billy HATEEEEE Geoff though lol. Like more than the normal amount

[@Brian-nw3ey]

💚😊💚