Zither - The Headgum Podcast - 167

Marika, Emma, and Joel join Geoff from NYC to discuss "car guys," parts of speech, and ZITHER!
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[@CollinRapp33]

I can’t believe that watching Jake and Amir actually prepared me to answer the “gid” question…

[@soren5312]

Literally answered it instantly. Those two have poisoned me.

[@kelseyferguson1741]

oh same!

[@lobdooks]

It's your Murphday.

[@Thickolas]

A classic episode like this really makes me miss Johnny

[@incog.nyto.]

He's in a better place (not on this podcast)

[@4manufc4]

what happened to Johnny

[@UFODave69]

all pod and no johnny makes thickolas a dull boy

[@randonamepls]

RIP

[@juanpablohinojosa7862]

@@4manufc4commenting so I can also know 👀

[@carltonascarf7694]

39:17 All the OG Jake and amir fans screaming the answer at their screens

[@elliotkeil6063]

Geoff wearing a Yankees hat while they’re circling the drain is perfection.

[@btk72491]

Only a spindly ankled poisonous man like him could do this to a legendary franchise

[@nutmaster652]

Holy shit… Geoff is Arson Judge.

[@papakep]

Joel is ON IT this episode okayyyy

[@calvinmcmahon5749]

I get chills down my spine every time geoff says "aural".

[@incog.nyto.]

I get trills down my rind

[@calvinmcmahon5749]

@@incog.nyto. thats REALLY good

[@ebadkhan7649]

Hearing Geoff misspeak is so satisfying

[@Tommy622820]

"Gid" nice throwback to the Jake and Amir compost episode.

[@sforce1412]

Title alone tells me this will be another skid mark on the charred diaper that is Geoff’s career

[@elliotkeil6063]

Oh dear god what a sentence

[@sforce1412]

@@elliotkeil6063someone needed to say it

[@elliotkeil6063]

@@sforce1412 thank you for your service

[@Michael-mt4ey]

I'll never stop listening to this podcast, and that's an OD

[@natedavis1125]

That moment when you know Gid is a disease in sheep from Jake and Amir

[@danielhernnas177]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing

[@Ian-nn1fn]

Joel's coals segment please 🙏

[@rendog444]

Geoff looks like a little toy. One of those toys that you grow tired of over time.

[@tonoornottono]

lmao

[@colind1637]

I don’t wanna play with him anymore

[@featherbird666]

on the topic of men having hobbies that don't make sense to anyone else, through a series of gay events i ended up following a bunch of guys on instagram whose hobby is going into storm drains and i literally think it's the coolest thing in the world. some otherwise normal guy will post a picture of himself crouching in a tunnel and the caption will read "cheeky visit to the drains before work" and i eat it up every time

[@Angels510]

So much about this confuses me

[@rainerk5951]

reminds me of that movie, I think it's called "I.T. Clown" or something along those lines

[@mattmilliot]

That very small innocuous reference to that one line from Teller in oppenheimer gave me joy and uncrisped my rice for sure. I've seen that movie four times and it took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize what exact line she quoted hahahah

[@QuestGoblin]

Gid is a classic word from Jake and Amir. It’s a disease that sheep get

[@TEENWOLFBAND]

Jobbery - The stealing of a paid position that could likely be done better by someone else. In a sentence - Geoff committed a jobbery

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

I know that Amir speaking to his geriatric clinician was more important than him being on this episode, but it still makes me sad knowing how much I’m gonna miss him when he passes soon.

[@brandbacktattoo]

GID

[@Mariah0810]

Gids not a word

[@Brett.A]

Started listening to Perfect Person - now I have to know, who is copying who? Is Miles mimicking Jeff. Or is Geoff mimicking Miles? It’s like the same person/cadence

[@rivv4902]

I mean aren't we all just mimicking J&A. But Where Geoff is poison, Miles is a medicine.

[@CollinRapp33]

I think it’s just a case of convergent evolution, honestly. The first time Miles was on, Geoff mentioned they clicked because of their similar humor.

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

Miles is chaotic good and Tony Zero is chaotic evil

[@ThePantheons]

#WHERESJOHNNYVILLA ~~The Bouba Kiki Conspiracy~~

[@elliotgoff]

I think our sweet bouba has stopped working at headgum, and is now freelancing (?) or just has his own business (?)

[@ThePantheons]

that damnable short king was too beautiful for this world. may he rest upon his throne wearing the finest jorts knitted by emma. @@elliotgoff

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

Naskin - Shitty relatives Jobbery - The main boudoir in the hottest bordello or brothel in town. Trover - The place where you always trip, then forget, then trip again the next time and swear you’ll remember but you won’t, your grocery trips will forever be filled with befuddling misfortune. Yeg - a form of Greg that yells Vacky - the feeling of existential dread one incurs whilst scraping old chicken skin off a cast iron pan Jark - the kick of an infant (freshly born) Gid - Good kid (MAAD city) Od - the sound of your least-best friend stubbing their toe in the other room

[@thesuperherosoul]

Like your pfp. Free Ukraine

[@antabr]

Trouser: when you can’t get your pants up. Sorry it took me so long to answer, had to pause to get coffee.

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

If it doesn't have Amir in it, I don't want to hear it

[@rivv4902]

Joe is a quick witted, ill fitted, well lit man.

[@death1the1kid]

I wish the Geoff camera was positioned between Marika and Joel so he looks like he is on the couch with him and like he has friends that want to be near him. Y'know?

[@purts2]

Holy shit i knew what Trouver was.

[@purts2]

also gid. ITS A DISEASE FOUND IN SHEEP

[@TestTubeGirl]

Nasking is genuinely a usable word.

[@donotworried]

I’m happy and it’s Friday. (Yet to watch the episode)

[@marcusdagostino6208]

@Headgum I actually learned the word trover in my law school reading today!

[@jac7895]

I wonder if she’s read Red Rising they talk about a zither a lot!

[@stevenagelutton4322]

just a guess like Geoff asked me to do--Jobbery: the conduct of public business for private gain if I was right (not sure that I am yet, haven't watched ahead) then I get to ask Geoff a VERY personal and private question which he HAS to answer honestly. My question, if I was right? "how're those gams/thighs of it all Geoff? We hear about your Thankles on the reg, but never about your Wighs (wide thighs)"

[@MackorBuck]

Emma 🥰

[@ejoshcoron]

The word game is best for zoom records where ppl can submit definitions for an obscure word to Geoff first, the goal is a realistic definition to fool the others, he then reads theirs and the real one and everyone tries to sus the real definition (unless you're Amir and think that oose is the denim bottom of a boat 😂)

[@fiImstruck]

some of Geoff's word pronunciations, not just in the game but in his general everyday life, are an affront to someone

[@sammystank7174]

To me

[@CollinRapp33]

They’re an affront to ALL

[@tylervalois5257]

Anyone else notice the guests in the credits lol

[@ericmchugh3276]

Would the Ai version of Geoff still be late and have constant planning problems?

[@GregTurismo]

Dig? Tacomby? What are you talking about? Rice?

[@jaydenmalek2030]

the longest running bit is Marika making up names for bond of the week.. Ian Mcshane? who the hell is that

[@kevinwilliams3449]

Jobbery: job robbery

[@MechaBengar]

You can tell just how much of a j and a fan Geoff is. Gid is a deep cut

[@kevinwilliams3449]

Naskin: Where restaurants get supplies

[@stevemyers3082]

Jobbery: when you commit a robbery like it's your job.

[@kevinwilliams3449]

Trover: tree lines of a tiny street

[@ravenkliff]

For the gone too soon jobbery question I KNOW Geoff wanted to say OMSB

[@karmaheaven7]

13:12 Geoff stumbled into wise with this advice

[@Tobiasberger]

The thing is no one on the podcast cares about any of the questions because they are Geoffrey’s close friends (atleast marika is) like they all probably know all the things that super fans would actually like to know

[@issacadams9519]

It’s sad… but this show is one of the highlights of my week😭 smh

[@antabr]

Jobbery is when you steal your friends job😊

[@GregTurismo]

This is day 24 of asking Geoff if I can be on the podcast

[@kevinwilliams3449]

Yegg: egg bases sport

[@aotscout1120]

Emma 💍

[@curtiscrover5544]

More like Slither, cause Geoff's attitude is serpent-like to say the least.

[@Vance37]

What’s Johnny been up to

[@gorillaglue775]

how is watch collecting or car enthusiasm not a hobby

[@OJOBISH]

I wish this podcast wasn’t.

[@onestorey6384]

This episode so far is bearable. I hate it

[@devonscotttaylor]

the rapid growth of James' dusty, thin, withering excuse for hair is an inverse correlation of this podcast's product value.

[@sinn1sl0ken]

(Respectfully): Joel's hair and face look sick. Also he's mean to Geoff sometimes so 10/10 guest.

[@Sean-qt8sj]

yo you should at least use the word in a vague sentence or something ie im naskin for an invite to amirs wedding

[@Sean-qt8sj]

^^

[@DoctorBokchoy]

Naskin isn't a real word. Not in English, anyway.

[@MattyP650]

Holy shit, 5.3k views in 4 days? This is the worst pod ever, these poor folks could make more money down at MC’D’s. They are paying like 22 an hour

[@Brykop1897]

Get a new host. I’m naskin

[@cookieeaturface]

Corey hated the pod so much he freakin' moved

[@coreyperdue1966]

No I didnt

[@GG38429]

Another week, another atrocious, train wreck of an episode of The Headgum Podcast.

[@C4rps]

Joel always brings the heat

[@captainautobots]

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