Geoffrey the Dumbass: Heart to Heart

[@yugeshpk9094]

One take Jake would be so proud of this.

[@Elysiadon]

Came here for this comment

[@TheSuperLegoMan100]

Geoff spits fire and never starts over. but seriously props to geoff and reilly, they do a lot of these long takes

[@Decenium]

well it helps that it wasnt at all funny

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

You want to try that again sport?

[@SNIPERVIPER141]

That song is a lie

[@Shellitronnn]

That slow zoom in was more than subtle...it was fine

[@chaumas]

A slow zoom for this dope groom makes that badonkadonk go boom.

[@ryanpellattmusic]

That’s not more than subtle, it’s just different

[@Yang-ob4lk]

Subtle, yet NOT illegal

[@camozombie9008]

It was more than fine it was chine

[@daninbox]

One try Rye.

[@Danifran21]

I love Geoffrey's voice and the way he says "so I turned to dumbassery"

[@darmam0o]

Can we get some info on the girth of Geoff's dad's legs?

[@eelvis1674]

darmam0o no bone, just skin, like to limp garden hoses

[@hadracTheImmortal]

(Or lack thereof ;) )

[@weoutchea3982]

Thick of quad and calf...

[@thagrammarnazi]

darmam0o Nightmarishly thick, 30" in diameter, muscles like a shaved bull. Naturally greasy too - one lick would coat the back of your throat like chocolate and send you on some weird sexual trance that scientists are quite frankly dumbfounded AND scared by, Geoff's father is a succubus of himself.

[@stancollins6593]

3 inches in centimetres

[@TriforceTK]

Geoff’s Dad is a snake oil salesmen of the highest calendar

[@eelvis1674]

TriforceTK He's a goddamn card counter triforce

[@juandiegoprado]

TriforceTK And he’s got thin and spindly little legs!

[@brentglassman5540]

The old snake oil sales rep

[@cheenewah]

Geoff and Amir are broskis?

[@coffin7904]

@@NDJunction amirs dad*

[@Angels510]

No one gets famed for being an accountant!? Tell that to Ace and Jocelyn.

[@TheMastermind729]

If you love that shit say na na na na na na hey

[@Last_Respecter]

@@TheMastermind729 mom close the door!

[@JamScamly]

who??

[@Strummie]

@@JamScamly Astronaut accountants and they’re coming at your face!

[@wafflemaker6590]

Reminds me of those episodes of Jake and Amir where I’d feel bad for Amir and then immediately regret feeling any sympathy for him

[@fadence]

Loved the slow zoom.

[@sagielevy]

fadence wow just noticed. Great stuff

[@ExtremeUltimo]

What the hell man. Geoff's acting is really getting good, holy moly.

[@jeremykurtz9031]

Geoffrey is a surprisingly good actor. He delivers the lines really well.

[@TheCode52]

jeremy kurtz and he dresses fine

[@mariabrown6926]

TheCode52 fines*

[@incog.nyto.]

Fiennes

[@jeremykurtz9031]

It's good, fine, AND fair

[@FrancisR420]

All in one take

[@ramonorozco2670]

Lmao he's like the goddamn Joker.

[@johnangelle5975]

8Bit Murray Wanna know how I got these jorts?

[@Amlink]

Then I’m the joker

[@chaumas]

*Jokester

[@JeremyHoffman]

*Jortster Keep in mind, not all heroes wear capes.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

I breathe. I too am like the Joker.

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

I like how they put the Jake and Amir dolls in the video. THAT'S AWESOME DUDE.

[@killingblow528]

1:35 Reily’s acting here is SO good. You can spot the moment she calls bs 😂💯

[@jonathandb91]

"My mom was a famous accountant..." Reilly: 🤔 ... *Can't believe I fell for it again* 😐

[@getingetout5318]

"Why.....are you?" - Amir

[@inm42]

Reminds me so much of the classic Michael Scott to Toby line - "Why are you the way that you are? I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be"

[@cr7owns]

The best line in the series 😂😂

[@michaelmuise]

I'm so glad reilly's back

[@eelvis1674]

Michael Muise I THOUGHT SHE LEFT!

[@maroonpug7]

Too early to predict an oscar for this legendary... nay, absolutely positively mediocre performance from a God damn powerhouse of an actor, character, and dare I say, friend?

[@Yang-ob4lk]

It was more than mediocre. It was dece

[@GrahamStratton]

Please don't stop making this series, its gold

[@bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

"why are you the way that you are" - Michael Scott

[@annunanki]

who am I to deny their off screen chemistry?

[@c_nei4690]

Jake On screen chemistry?! Really Jake?!

[@Mop19]

Off screen! He said off screen, and I didnt do anything!

[@billytaj7708]

MOP my knees. My tiny knees.

[@Angels510]

Another reference from the episode everyone is talking about*

[@CapitalExpression]

Do you think this hot?

[@michaeltsouris8190]

Being dumb always had my back

[@waffleiron3956]

Being a dumbass always came to my baseball games

[@hadracTheImmortal]

"I lied about the baseball" "I know."

[@cracksuperman]

That wind up for the "thats awesome dude" was amazing. True heroics if you ask me.

[@mysidianbard5890]

I love how when they agree to be open and honest he only gives her enough information to keep stringing her along longer.

[@MelvinBurch]

"So I turned to dumbassery" 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Craisins]

Astronaut accountant?

[@Ростислав-п1у]

That's an OG reference if i've ever seen one.

[@eelvis1674]

If you love that shit say na na na na na na na - mom close the door !

[@fyukfy2366]

HOW DID I MISS THAT AMBER TAUPE CHANCE AT A REFERENCE?!?!?!?

[@KeithSwanger]

The one-take duo.

[@dannyaa123]

Love this girl! She fits in the role so well

[@LimLamOfficial]

This was a good sketch. I'm glad Reilly is more involved in the videos, she's a good actress. The dynamics between the two characters really work well. Good video. +1 like.

[@ryangold3050]

Holy shit! I just saw on IMDb that Reilly has been co-writing the last few with Geoff (Broadway, Avicci, etc). What can't she do😍😍😍

[@Yaktopan]

years later we'll come back and write essays in the comment sections about geoffs character and how much this reveals

[@DYLANBROCHILL]

we just turned a corner...

[@deFt18]

It's never been

[@nibbity8356]

These videos are getting better and better, really seems like everyone has found the flow of each episode! Reily especially found her fit really quickly!

[@eelvis1674]

Hajime Hinata I love it, she treats Geoff like he has special needs

[@slycooper459]

“I turned to dumbassery”

[@bigsillysockfullofspiders2715]

My theory is that Geoffrey is actually a genius but he is just a being of pure chaos

[@andresluz4973]

Like 10 seconds in and I already know this is going to be amazing.

[@auganic]

1 take. That's awesome dude

[@SirOee]

This video is great! After seeing the outtake volumes I’m really impressed with your performances! Good work! That was legit funny!

[@popcornisfromcorn]

BREAKTHROUGH WRITING!!!!! SOOOOOO GOOOOODD

[@TheCrazyLazy]

Wow, this has so much potential for future references in later episodes/skits.

[@shawnbrando6145]

TheCrazyLazy Hell, I’d pay to watch a mini series with these two! They’re so cute together!

[@thatquietkid]

Love me a good One Take

[@DendyJungle]

His mom was so good at accounting that she frickin moved up in the accountancy world

[@Curtsy208]

This was amazing. Amazing.

[@jonathanmartin4667]

I hope there's an episode where they reveal that Geoff is obsessed with the Jake and Amir sketches and tries to emulate them in every day life and is insane thatd be... acceptable.

[@fyukfy2366]

i was so bad at being pitcher, you know what my dad did? HE FRICKIN MOVED!

[@ceohannahbannanah1238]

:-) I think this is the episode that made me feel the most special, please make more like this.... Riley is such a great addittion to the episodes because she's not just reacting to Geoff she can invoke like :) these special, intimate situations, I dont mind that the episode went the way it did but I'd love to see more... Actual heart to heart's :) thanks guys, good job riley and geoff

[@henrygoodyear2029]

Famous accountant always cracks me up. I feel like it’s a call back to an episode of the pod. But maybe not

[@jessesegel2606]

0:26-0:30 "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

[@scytha3721]

I almost feel for Geoff in this. I too turn to comical and nonchalant emotions instead of using my head and my heart to be ope.

[@TheGamingHandbook]

So do these sketches take place in the same universe as Jake and Amir?

[@jonnil1997]

TheFalloutHandbook no

[@bagada7]

Jake and Amir is part of the Headgum Extended Universe

[@neutrinocoffee1151]

legally no (CH owns the rights to those characters)

[@Gabeghouls]

Well, so many lines and jokes are similar- may I imply even stolen? Is it stealing if it’s from yourself though?

[@superanimeniac]

jake and amir have a very defined style when they write comedy together, that basically requires a straight man to a borderline sociopathic moron. You can see this through all their writing - 'my super not chill ghost roommate', 'lonely and horny', 'jake and amir', and now here, in geoffrey the dumbass.

[@chase_saddy]

No recent comments :(. And episode not even 100K views. This deserves so much more. No references to HG or JA here. So sad.

[@jackpike3960]

Hey Geoffrey I was in Ireland at the cliffs of moor on Thursday June 21st and happened to walk passed you on the cliffs trail. I was that weird dude who made uncomfortable eye contact with you as you walked by. I’m a huge fan and was caught off guard lol I didn’t want you to think I was just some weirdo!

[@thaiscare]

OMG OMG the level of complexity introduced did not empty his character but enriched it extremely! Two ways it could go sour, developing it too fully and allowing him to truly "open up" or ignoring this facet of the character. New to the channel but it's my two cents

[@allaroundtubin]

imagine walking the 9-person lineup EIGHTEEN TIMES. that takes at least 4 pitches per player. 9x4x18 is at least 648 pitches. Most MLB pitchers throw like 100 pitches max per game. Geoff’s arm must be JACKED. That’s awesome dude.

[@xenthedm]

Not if you hit them with the pitch, which I think Geoff alluded to doing. In which case we’d get just one pitch per batter 18 times over so 9x18 = 162 pitches and a really incompetent umpire.

[@jeremyhill1227]

That was awesome dude

[@JamScamly]

total masterpiece 😩

[@skalty9868]

Still no answer to his extravagant wealth.

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

Watching these makes me realize how good of a “straight man” Jake was

[@Dr.GuglioTepTep]

This is class

[@zabba7461]

Honestly? Might be my favorite Headgum sketch so far.

[@BearsFansTalk]

ONE TAKE JAKE ONE TAKE JAKE

[@creb672]

What a great monologue

[@ComradeCourtesy]

Easily one of my favorite ones!

[@fredschrader2108]

first good one in a long time

[@nathanyaworski2264]

Riley and Geoff are so funny together!

[@cruisersgm]

I really wanted Reilly to open her laptop at the end and say "Woah...Avicci died"

[@F4rl30d]

"That was an awesome back story dude!"

[@VoteWillows]

Riley is so good in this one. That zoom too

[@jimmysonglaugh8110]

That was frustrating. We turned a corner. That sociopath.

[@mrcurbstomp5464]

Need more Riley 😍😍😍

[@crazydavedc]

Man, some real character growth in this one!

[@Datduuudeee]

Change the outros more often! You could bang like 10 out in like 2 hours!

[@markerenberg3439]

The tension in this was.....palpable.

[@jimmysonglaugh8110]

I think the perfect end to the Geoffrey the Dumbass series would be for him to concede that his behavior all these years was indeed a persona. Just a 30 second monologue at some point in a seemingly regular conversation, explaining his facade and the reason for it, and then he just up and walks out of the office for the last time ever

[@fgcnani5200]

of jorts, absolutely of jorts.

[@weoutchea3982]

FGC Nani to be SHORTS

[@slycooper459]

One take Geoff

[@SevereFaith]

on a scale of one to ten, one being not so extreme and ten being extremely extreme. I GIVE THAT A NINE POINT FIVE

[@useraccount4542]

Riley’s hair up is the greatest

[@TheIdiothead]

I love the laptop almost falling at the beginning

[@superneko99]

One take! Here we go!

[@skeletonscorpion]

I could actually see these 2 in a different series all together.

[@weoutchea3982]

Being a dumbass always came to my baseball games 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@msft777jf]

1 take cinema feast for the eyes . How many hollywoodmovies are 1 take. How many !

[@ThatDanishGuy]

Well he did say that opening up would be hard for national morale of him

[@SLADEYKINS]

I love that it got real for a sec only to not be real at all

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Holy shit, one take Jake would be so proud Man, I love Riley. She fits in SO well. She's perfect.

[@eoinoneill1502]

First “that’s awesome dude” in a while

[@Josh-st6pu]

Riley’s such a good actor and so pretty

[@blockhasher7957]

this was my first Geoffrey the Dumbass video, and oh my god, it was brilliant, been hooked ever since, you know, hooked, like drugs, if something is addictive, that's how you know it's good, if it's not addictive, then it's just not good, its a fact

[@koustave]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard that I almost had a Stroke at the end man! I'm trying to breath heavily now to stabilize myself. FUCK! Geoff is bloody genius actor... beautiful! beautiful execution of this joke. NO I'm not on drugs. This made my week! That's awesome dude!!

[@NitroTheFlash]

When she took off her glasses haha

[@samp-w7439]

One take Geoff!!

[@NotMac]

I’ll always laugh when Geoff grabs the other person’s hand

[@PolyChromium]

I genuinely enjoy watching Riley trying to be nice to Geoffrey while Jake and Amir have given up on him

[@chikoneko11]

How is this a one-take video?

[@jonathanlessard-walsh5883]

- i must say, this geoffrey is growing on me or should i say.... rowing on me! - which one? - What? - growing or rowing, which one? - Boat

[@johnchapman9487]

“Did I mention Sall was a goose” -throwback Thursday

[@ianprado1488]

Do a bid on multi-national rare earth cooperative and thorium storage

[@100Hasake]

Man thsi channel is actually fucking genius why do yall get so little views

[@oheymario]

Funny! I dont know her name, but she's great! I love her!