Geoffrey the Dumbass: Bartender

[@spagetticat10]

"ill be creative and scientific in the same.. day" is the most underrated and underappreciated joke of all time, and I do have to take it

[@HashRecord]

whats the joke

[@maddiemai2249]

@@HashRecord that everyone does that

[@lockdeezy]

You want this drink on the rocks? Exactly Ice.

[@mariabrown6926]

Absolutely of ports.

[@LunchTimeYT]

Jake, I heard you played DnD? Exactly Dice

[@shibadoge5349]

Lt Lunchablez “Watch this” -Hardwon Surefoot

[@shmendusel]

whats your favorite food? exactly rice

[@theopenmouth9695]

British word for crap? Exactly Shite.

[@fyukfy2366]

Have you ever robbed a bank? Exactly heist

[@hazelcoodo4814]

So... edit, undo, copy, paste, then put the two together? Exactly splice.

[@felixhultman8410]

Top it off with ground pepper. Ground pepper? Exactly spice.

[@fyukfy2366]

Have you ever been to a church? Exactly Christ

[@thejswzz]

how many times? Exactly thrice

[@izeoftheworld41]

This form of comedy seems so simple but is so complex. I fucking love it.

[@rnjbond230]

I'm questioning the entire English language now.

[@mmtigan]

www.etymonline.com/word/weird

[@go_gorilla_go]

It's like an episode of Jake and Amir but with an extra person. Exactly thrice.

[@thatgirlcheree]

So you're working undercover now? Exactly vice.

[@SuperUnavailableName]

What the hell is that on Amirs head...? Exactly lice.

[@lastofmykind8]

SuperUnavailableName Exactly Mice.

[@snowcamo]

I think Geoffrey might fancy a cocktail I've been having lately. It's a deconstructed vodka lemonade. Long story jorts you put a raw potato and a lemon in a glass and call it a day.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

So you dont even drink it!

[@jamesgoodwin2656]

The Hammurabi Chode Exactly nice at nights

[@markkittel44]

Crossed out, mall it all day, crossed out, ball it a gay, crossed out - - -

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

Then edit undo?

[@michaelramsey82]

@@markkittel44 Another day at the races, crossed out, another day in your graces

[@LMNtaLXicon]

Loving this comments section: Finally some HeadGum running and inside jokes

[@maddiemai2249]

Picturing Geoffrey taking care of little mice is hilarious and kind of adorable

[@alexfedak5500]

exactly mice

[@0axel078]

Wow, your summary of the book was great! Exactly, concise.

[@Howler54Z]

Ever been to France? Exactly Nice.

[@IamafishXD]

it needs to rhyme, ya bish

[@Howler54Z]

bad rhyme? Bad you.

[@michaelconner8140]

Kingdom of france

[@hazelcoodo4814]

Geoffrey, I hear you like to sing? Exactly Edelweiss.

[@C4rps]

"exactly mice" lmao

[@0axel078]

I’m addicted to cigarettes. Exactly vice.

[@NotMac]

I am really curious how the hell Geoff’s brain works His cadence is fascinating

[@SamU_115]

I think that he is and AI construct that they fed every old episode of Jake and Amir into and Geoff was the result.

[@blackhokage1744]

@@SamU_115 🤣😂🤣😂 amir should do a DNA test

[@Winteramen]

Yet, consider that kids like us who grew up on J&A like Geoff can fully comprehend all these sketches. We can get these jokes. Geoff is a kid who was corrupted by the linguistic nuisance of Jake and Amir.

[@NotMac]

blue bird beautifully said

[@christianmccauley7340]

My old buddy from primary school? Exactly Bryce.

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I love that you can tell Jake and amir helped form Geoffreys sense of humor and now they meld so well together its hilarious

[@grantpearce2947]

I'm back two years later and I just realized the very specific LA-area joke: "Good Times at Geoffrey James" Absolutely brava

[@dixiecronin7791]

Geoff's hair is definitely on point in this episode

[@slycooper459]

I don’t deserve this silent treatment

[@MattCannell]

I was expecting him to remove the tea towel and have a literal chip out of his shoulder

[@PogieJoe]

The quality has gone up quite a bit on these. Less bad takes of everyone laughing, better video and sound, and everyone looks more comfortable as a whole. :)

[@Petey5544]

Ya this has been the best one to date

[@NedReinhard]

Best one yet.

[@Barncore]

Geoffrey's best comedy acting yet

[@bendepaul7427]

I love the band puns they sneak in. Like the Florence and The Machine one from the spanking thing, now they did Alabama Shakes. Very clever guys!

[@connorgreen2264]

"Can I make you bread now?" He was bread the whole time

[@ryanhealy9026]

Amir has gotten to the stage of this dynamic where he just wants to kill Geoffrey. It took Jake years, but it's only taken Amir months.

[@0axel078]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of of a tootsie pop? Exactly thrice.

[@mada1241]

Like, I dont know why these are so entertaining, sometimes i dont even laugh, but i leave feeling fulfilled.

[@TheGoats.]

You’ve broken into the office? Exactly twice

[@annaheff7332]

With every video Geoff gets hotter. He’s exactly spice.

[@DavidTheRoss]

Keep your panties on Anna

[@docdarlin5491]

got my head stuck in a clamp exactly vise

[@KhyleTM]

One of my fav episodes ever, REALLY loved this one

[@ryanhealy9026]

I wonder if Geoffrey's bread is chalky.

[@redgreen2453]

2 parts amaretto, 3 parts more amaretto, shake it over rice, pour directly into a food processor, blend, edit, undo, copy, paste, put it on the blogosphere, put it on the twittersphere, article, farticle, listicle, testicle, wallet, watch

[@alexxxgrant]

This is fantastic

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

"An alcoholic snow cone consisting of an olive, another olive, and a twist" is exactly the kind of insane dream sentence I've come to expect--nay, require--of Geoffrey

[@OMEGAZTECK]

They could a list of wines. Souvignon style !

[@zigzag4491]

This is by far the best one

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

It's been 4 years, there can't still be tickets available for that live show at this point

[@meanbeanmachine]

This shouldn't be a challenge for Geoff, as he is a sommelier of the highest calendar.

[@lastofmykind8]

This is the best episode to date. Exactly slice? 😂

[@thatgirlcheree]

lastofmykind8 have you seen the Noir episode?

[@kickhuggy]

Cheree Ree was just about to comment the same thing. Exactly nice!

[@lastofmykind8]

I was going to say next to the Noir episode and now i very much wish I had.

[@arbitrarity]

This is the best video i’ve ever seen

[@andrewfarias287]

“You’re a headache.”

[@InSpades0]

So you got a present from Santa? Exactly nice

[@TheLionKingification]

That was AWESOME dude!

[@l.m.6727]

“Exactly slice” saves the world.

[@KingSafakash]

1:34 bucket lid magically closes.

[@UTubeGenius]

Instant like

[@12iley12]

I fucking love these so much, holy.

[@none11flop9]

actually their best video

[@aakashdusane]

Exactly nice..

[@harmbowsalem7314]

You are all magic. Hope you all have a good day.

[@chopchop803]

Your favorite celebrity is Bo? Exactly Bice.

[@roughryder5]

I want to blame Geoffrey for my rapid drop in IQ. Been watching this too much lately.

[@thatquietkid]

you're a journalist now? exactly Vice

[@zodiac-thriller]

Geoffrey is from outer space, right?

[@kickhuggy]

freakydruid exactly rice

[@sadiegray3032]

This video? Exactly Nice.

[@TheExarion]

10 seconds in and my lungs hurt already

[@davidhurst4883]

are Austin Texas tickets still available?

[@Syrange13]

I'm pretty sure he says "shaken over rice" at 0:56

[@lastofmykind8]

I think I’m Geoff in real life.

[@markkittel44]

You're actually Geoff? Exactly life.

[@ironwithin3875]

When are you doing a headgum concert in England?

[@Trouser_J_Slacks]

So you knew how much it cost? Exactly price

[@loganvazquez7542]

(To Geoffrey) I bet you were bullied in school. Exactly Bryce

[@GerGonzalezH]

I love how Rice and Right sound exactly the same

[@valariekouba5954]

How is KZbin about to advertise for Wix on a headgum video this is a Squarespace family

[@StevoDesign]

this is art

[@theopenmouth9695]

Something not at all loose? Exactly Tight.

[@jacobmacdonald4999]

Wallet, watch, repeat is the funniest thing ever

[@Azrage]

How many times have you vomited due to the commenters beating this joke to death? Exactly thrice.

[@figgledoi]

one of the first episodes i can really get behind

[@kickhuggy]

bitchgvng Memorial service have you seen the noir episode? That's my first fav

[@figgledoi]

Spider-manana yah it was pretty good but im still apprehensive about the new format

[@jessesegel2606]

How to break into the HeadGum office: 1. Approach the door at 7:00pm. 2. Wait for someone to walk in and hold the door for you. 3. Take the freight elevator up to the second floor. 4. Shimmy down the central AC ducts to the studio. 5. Spend the night. 6. Wake up the next morning with a chip in your shoulder. 7. Blend. 8. Edit. 9. Undo. 10. Copy. 11. Paste. 12. Put it on the blogosphere. 13. Put it on the Twittersphere 14. Repeat. NOTE: This doesn't work if you edit undo. You MUST edit undid if you want this to work.

[@davidfleming.03]

Record holder of the largest MLB contract ever? Exactly Bryce

[@Josh-st6pu]

How did the meeting go? Exactly strife.

[@hazelcoodo4814]

Exactly imprecise.

[@maneaterspod]

You want a drink three times? Exactly thrice.

[@nilek198]

The back one

[@fyukfy2366]

have you ever used a knife? exactly slice

[@sekite2]

Have you ever won something in your life? Exactly Price

[@runner9528]

You broke into the office? Exactly vice.

[@JamScamly]

This is poetry 😩⚡

[@ofernando84]

How well measured are the drinks? Exactly precise

[@ofernando84]

I’m glad he keeps his answers.. Exactly concise

[@RowBlanka]

great

[@spodybanjack8800]

I think we need a full investigation into Geoffrey's neuroanatomy

[@jacoblessing7929]

Spandan Banerjee What for? He described it quite completely in this very video.

[@spodybanjack8800]

Jacob Lessing But we need to go DEEPER. That was surface level. We need papers written on this shit. We need neural computation equations done on his _thoughts_

[@jacoblessing7929]

Spandan Banerjee _His thoughts?_ They've never been.

[@spodybanjack8800]

Jacob Lessing That's ricesome, food.

[@spodybanjack8800]

Exactly so, come to think of it

[@AethusalaAeon]

Funny shit is wat i think.

[@thedanielpham]

Geoffrey wears a Rolex, Batman?

[@liammcintosh833]

I’m glad someone else noticed

[@tardersauce3578]

Why have alcohol when you can have a full cup of olive oil

[@mihailvlahovski3506]

Have you ever eaten a hot pepper? Exactly spice.

[@vJ0D]

Tope actually

[@mariabrown6926]

vJ0D it was grey

[@RebornLegacy]

Dope

[@jacobb978]

Thoughts on the list?

[@darthvader952]

Wonder if Geoff has ever played a board game? Exactly dice.

[@JustAGuy-iv5vg]

sake. exactly rice. Brilliant